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00:00♪♪
00:08A storm is brewing, and it's bringing something with it.
00:11Something you've never seen before.
00:13Stephen King's Storm of the Century, February 1999.
00:19Well, if you don't like temperatures in the 30s, what about the 40s, 50s, near 60 degrees?
00:23Got some warmer weather to talk about.
00:25The forecast is next on 13 News at 11.
00:29♪♪
00:35Fox Sunday with a freak accident.
00:37Shut Homer's mouth for good.
00:39You can't eat solid food.
00:44And all new Simpsons.
00:46Then, for years, the boys have been defeated by Dad.
00:50This Sunday, they'll execute the one plan that'll change everything.
00:55♪♪
00:59And all new Malcolm in the Middle, after The Simpsons at 8, 7 Central.
01:03Fox Sunday.
01:05Tomorrow at 8, 7 Central, when television's most intense game moves to its regular night and time.
01:11Don't miss a new episode of the show where knowing the answers...
01:14Alabama, Kansas, Texas!
01:16...is only half the battle.
01:18Ready for the next level?
01:19Piece of cake, baby!
01:20The Chamber Series premiere.
01:22Then, Golden Globe winner Kiefer Sutherland stars...
01:25He escaped. He's still out there.
01:26...in 24.
01:27I have killed two people since midnight.
01:29Maybe you should be a little more afraid.
01:31It all starts at 8, 7 Central, tomorrow on Fox.
01:34I made this.
01:36♪♪
01:41I'm Morris Jones. Stay on Fox for the 10 o'clock news.
01:43And a season change within the span of a few hours.
01:46Will your weekend be rained out? We'll have the answer.
01:50What do dead people, the city's first lady, and the UDC payroll have in common?
01:55VMI opens its doors to women.
01:57And the smoking gun, tobacco and cancer, has a link been found?
02:01The 10 o'clock news is next.
02:03♪♪
02:10Catch a classic tonight show from Chicago.
02:12Your local news is next.
02:13Heavy rains and high winds blow through the area tonight,
02:16toppling trees, knocking out power, and bringing drastic temperature changes.
02:20Bob Ryan will tell us if the worst is over and what we can expect for the weekend ahead.
02:24Next.
02:25♪♪
02:32My major was totally useless.
02:34I mean, how often do you look in the classifieds and see philosopher wanted?
02:37Sure.
02:39My God, that's a big head.
02:42It didn't look this big in the office.
02:44Maybe it's the lighting.
02:46My head must look like a golf ball at work.
02:50All right, don't get hung up on it.
02:52Quick, quick.
02:53List five things you like about her.
02:55Nice smile.
02:56Good dresser.
02:57Big head, big head, big head.
02:59Our congratulations.
03:01♪♪
03:06Aliens are among us.
03:08Aliens are among us.
03:10They've come to Earth, taken human form, and they're watching TV.
03:15Dick, can I go to my room now?
03:17Not yet, Tommy.
03:18I have homework to do.
03:19Don't you understand?
03:20This is must-see TV.
03:21Who knows what they'll do to us if we don't watch?
03:23♪♪
03:26We're out of this world, and you can catch him Tuesday nights right after Wings.
03:30It's Third Rock from the Sun.
03:32Next.
03:33Mom, I'm hungry.
03:36Dance with your father.
03:38I may not know any of your flash dances, but I'm no slouch on the dance floor.
03:43All right.
03:44♪♪
03:50Oh, Jack.
03:52Oh, Judy.
03:54Oh.
03:55Oh, Judy.
03:57Oh, Judy.
03:59Oh.
04:01Oh.
04:03Oh.
04:06Sunday, Gulliver takes you on a journey that stretches the imagination.
04:10Imagine returning from the greatest adventure ever, only to be called mad.
04:14You are either a liar, sir, or a lunatic.
04:16What is this place?
04:18It's a hospital for people with sick minds.
04:21He exists.
04:22He was a prisoner in a land of giants.
04:25He's insane.
04:27But I'm not mad.
04:28You're not making any sense.
04:30But I can prove that I'm not making any stories up.
04:32Why won't anyone believe me?
04:34Sunday night, now.
04:36♪♪
04:42Let's play who wants to be a millionaire.
04:44♪♪
04:47I can't let you go.
04:48I want to give you a kiss.
04:50♪♪
04:53You looking forward to having our kids?
04:54Judging by the size of your head, not really.
04:57Put it in a bubble, and we blow it away.
05:01♪♪
05:07You want to just come up here and fix it.
05:09Well, it isn't fixed.
05:10I have an obligation to protect you.
05:12You listen to me.
05:13You don't want to mess with me.
05:15Danger!
05:16Danger!
05:17Danger!
05:18♪♪
05:33Final answer?
05:34♪♪
05:42It's Tom Arnold.
05:43Are you a single mother?
05:44My personal life is none of your business.
05:47You're using your judicial power to hit people.
05:49Mr. Rollins!
05:50Sit down or I will have that man escort you out of this room and into a jail cell.
05:57CBS Thursday.
05:58Get into an all-new without a trace mystery
06:01where every second counts.
06:03They had the perfect marriage, but when
06:05♪♪
06:13Next Tuesday.
06:14Next Tuesday.
06:15You're gonna try a man you know is innocent?
06:17You're tough to respect.
06:18The best intentions
06:19You really ready to do this?
06:21are not always enough.
06:23Tell me I can trust you, Terry.
06:24You can trust me.
06:25No.
06:26What's going on?
06:27Get out of there! Hang up!
06:28All-new Philly.
06:29Next Tuesday at 10, 9 Central on ABC.
06:32Viewer discretion advised.
06:35A construction accident on the Bay Bridge
06:37kills a driver and ties up traffic for hours.
06:40Investigators look to a local company for answers as to what happened.
06:44The news starts now.
06:46ABC and InStyle magazine invite you to the most glamorous celebrity weddings of the year.
06:51From the lavish and magical to the wet and wild.
06:54Both of us had the same dream of getting married on the beach, kind of barefoot.
06:57Party with Cindy Crawford.
06:58Plan a million-dollar wedding with Melissa Rivers
07:00and take a carriage ride with Vivica Fox.
07:02Celebrity Weddings InStyle, ABC Monday, 8, 7 Central.
07:06With two Golden Globe nominations, the excitement is building for the cast of Spin City.
07:12In the categories of Best Comedy.
07:13Mike, anything you have to say to me, you can say in front of Paul.
07:16Sir, I think we should fire Paul.
07:18If you love Spin City, you gotta see the next four episodes.
07:21It's all-new, followed by Sports Night, 9, 8 Central.
07:24See you Tuesday on ABC.
07:30Now, for your listening pleasure.
07:32Storm!
07:35Storm!
07:37Storm!
07:42Storm!
07:45Storm!
07:47Sorry.
07:48Larry, that is very annoying.
07:50The bell in general, or just this song?
07:52Storm!
07:53Storm and Greg, 8, 7 Central.
07:55See you Wednesdays on ABC.
07:57He was praised.
07:59Cursed.
08:00Tempted.
08:02Tortured.
08:04His life was short, but it changed the world forever.
08:09That's why I was born.
08:10To die?
08:12To prove God's love.
08:13Someday, forget everything you've ever seen.
08:17Experience who he really was.
08:19A television event for the whole family.
08:22Jesus.
08:23CBS Sunday.
08:27Tonight, he was Pee Wee Herman.
08:28Now, see what Paul Reuben's been up to.
08:30Plus, run DNC, David Copperfield's least impressive trick,
08:33and Dave's dumb ads.
08:34But first, your local news.
08:36In seconds on News Channel 11 Nightside,
08:38big changes could be on the way for the U.S. Postal Service.
08:42Alcohol screenings are being held at a local health care facility.
08:46And how safe are you from the potentially deadly mad cow disease?
08:50Stay right there.
08:51News Channel 11 Nightside starts now.
08:56Or undertake any cloning of human beings.
08:59Recently, biologists confirmed that through the manipulation of DNA,
09:03they had successfully cloned a sheep.
09:05Has modern science given us a medical miracle,
09:08or a recipe for disaster?
09:10The work we're doing here is gonna change the world.
09:12Norwest Bio has cloned my son.
09:15You lied!
09:16You manipulated!
09:17You stole our blood!
09:19The movie event you have to see to believe.
09:21Cloned, one week from Sunday on NBC.
09:24Later, NBC's Saturday Night Live
09:26brings you the best of the 96-97 season
09:29with Rosie O'Donnell, Bob Dole, Tom Hanks and more.
09:32Your local news is next.
09:34Just ahead on KSN News Nightly,
09:35we'll have details on a man in jail
09:37for allegedly hauling around bomb-making materials.
09:40And we'll have details on a story that saddened many Christians today,
09:43the death of a Christian music rock star on the night before.
09:52Tonight on P.I.,
09:53join Bill and his guests Elaine Boosler, Luke Perry,
09:56Ann Coulter and attorney Robert Shapiro.
09:58Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher.
10:00ABC Late Night tonight.
10:02A high-profile murder brings Bobby the biggest case of his career.
10:05I'm ready to give you $1 million.
10:07Take it.
10:08In this room, we're enemies.
10:10An all-new practice, ABC Monday.
10:15A company in this building
10:16says they're collecting for disabled firefighters,
10:19but are they?
10:20Plus, El Nino was pounding the west and east coast.
10:22How will it affect the upcoming Kansas tornado season?
10:25These stories and more right now on Fake News at Ten.
10:37Up next, these sketches released tonight
10:39are the latest clues as police hunt for a pair of suspects
10:42in a center city rape.
10:43The details coming up next.