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00:00Tuesday, the spotlight show of the week, 3rd Rock asks the musical question
00:04Can an alien have a baby with an earthed girl?
00:08Can an alien have a baby with an earthed girl?
00:12What are you gonna do when the doctor says,
00:14Congratulations, it's an 8-pound purple tube?
00:16Alien, alien, alien baby
00:18What if it looks like something you've never seen before?
00:21All new 3rd Rock, Tuesday, 8 o'clock, 7 central
00:24Can an alien have a baby with an earthed girl?
00:28The Alien Baby, NBC Tuesday
00:35Later on the Tonight Show, Jay gets the goods on the friends
00:38From Matt LeBlanc, yeah, with friends like these, hmm
00:41Plus supermodel Heidi Klum, ba-ba-boom
00:45And the twos of John Hyatt
00:47Your local news is next
00:48Next on News 8, she's accused of leaving her toddler alone for days without food
00:53And now a West Michigan mother faces charges for the little girl's death
00:56We'll hear from a woman who had a bizarre brush with the suspect
00:59And a big night for fight fans in Grand Rapids
01:01As a hometown hero defends his title
01:04See what the Mayweather bout means for the fighter and his fans
01:07It's all coming up next on News 8
01:20Here's your shot at winning 25,000 bucks
01:23Just watch the Drew Carey Show on Wednesday, April 1st
01:25And see how many mistakes you can spot
01:26You know, something that couldn't or wouldn't happen in a million years
01:29Whoever spots the most mistakes can win $25,000
01:32And a chance to appear on the Drew Carey Show
01:34Remember, $25,000 buys a lot of pizza
01:37Spot the mistakes and win on Drew Carey, Wednesday, April 1st on ABC
01:42I'm Lee Vanemete
01:43Is today's culture to blame for the recent outbreaks of school violence?
01:46Some experts say yes
01:48The news starts in 15 seconds
01:51Do you know how many...
01:53It's a weekend of championship skating on FOX
01:57As Olympic hopefuls from around the world take to the ice
02:01Reigning men's world champion Elvis Stojko
02:04And ladies' world champion Tara Lipinski
02:07U.S. national champion Todd Eldridge
02:10And 1996 world champion Michelle Kwan
02:13Skating's brightest stars
02:15The season's hottest competition
02:17The Prime Star Skate International Champion Series
02:20Coverage begins Friday
02:21Check local listings
02:22We asked Simpsons creator Matt Groening how fast he could draw Bart
02:26Speed drawing
02:28La, la, la, la, la, la, la
02:31A little Bart thing
02:331, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
02:38A little hand
02:41And my little autograph
02:46There's only one place to find all new episodes of The Simpsons
02:50Every Sunday
02:51Just one box
02:56In the tradition of great TV husbands like Kevin and Ray
02:59Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba
03:01Comes Greg and Jimmy
03:03Two guys with nothing in common except their family
03:07Live your life like a 20-year-old single guy without any responsibilities
03:10I don't know how you get away with it
03:12What do you get away with?
03:13Yes, dear. Premieres CBS Monday, October 2nd
03:16This is Lydia DeLuca
03:18Welcome to her world
03:20Let's speed fast
03:21These are her parents
03:23I want you to get married and have babies
03:25Oh, yeah
03:26Her boyfriend
03:27I'm the man. I can have kids till I'm 100
03:29I'm the only one that'll sleep with you now
03:30Who are you going to get to sleep with you when you're 100?
03:32And her best friend
03:34What'd I do?
03:35This fall, she's going to do something that will shock them all
03:38I want to go to school
03:40Can you say Mrs. Robinson?
03:42Tell me a little bit about Pavlovian conditioning
03:44He's the one with the dogs, right?
03:46Paul Servino, Ellen Burstyn, and Heather Page-Kant
03:50You know, it's pretty obvious I'm your favorite
03:52That's life. Premieres CBS Saturday, October 7th
03:59For a man in power, control is everything
04:02Don't you take me for a fool!
04:03For a man who's a player, the game is everything
04:06Okay, you got me
04:07And for those who want it all, the number one daytime network is everything
04:11Now if that doesn't call for a little champagne, I don't know what does
04:14There's never been a better time to get into it
04:16Weekdays on CBS
04:19He's not gonna do this
04:21The only thing more mysterious than who murdered this mother
04:24A gunshot wound killed her virgin Mary
04:26How do you explain this miraculous conception?
04:29Is how she gave life
04:31God got her pregnant
04:34Sometimes fact is stranger than fiction
04:36A new CSI CBS next Thursday
04:41CBS Monday
04:42Was it self-defense or murder?
04:44No!
04:45One agent goes up against Miami's most ruthless attorney
04:48You're lying
04:49You don't have any proof
04:50Don't miss Monday's number one drama
04:52I hope you have good cause for bringing us here
04:55How would murder be?
04:56I'd be great if you had the evidence
04:58CSI Miami, CBS Monday
05:01The Naval Criminal Investigative Service takes any case that threatens our military
05:05Even on Air Force One
05:07Cover the president
05:08Freeze!
05:10How can one attorney save a child?
05:12A prostitute who doesn't want his help
05:14You don't understand
05:15Girls that do what you do get very sick or die
05:18The Guardian at your Navy NCIS, CBS Tuesday
05:21On The Simpsons, Mark Hamill guest stars
05:23Can't this town go one day without a riot?
05:25Mr. Hamill, Mr. Mayor
05:26Who are you?
05:27Homer Simpson
05:28And I'm getting you out of here
05:30You're fired!
05:31Who else are you gonna find to take a bullet for you?
05:33Him!
05:34It's a real honor to be guarding your body, sir
05:37Quick, honk at that broad!
05:41Please accept this kickback as a token of our esteem
05:44You monster!
05:46You think I respected you?
05:48Yeah!
05:49Okay, call it even
05:50Wednesday on an all-new Party of Five
05:52Just cause you guys made sense in the past
05:54What's wrong with you?
05:55You're always behind me, Clyde, especially with stuff like this
05:58Besides, you love Griffin
06:00I could've sworn we were, like, this close
06:03Lauren, Lauren, I'm not avoiding you
06:05Because...
06:06There's no reason
06:09Great
06:10Good
06:11She likes you, Charlie
06:12But she thinks that you don't like her back
06:14Why would I want to put myself through that again?
06:16Because maybe it'll work this time