4th of July Stream!!! 3:5
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00:00:00It's both, it's both.
00:00:04I want to kill him with hammers.
00:00:06I want to kill him with a rock, but it will bring me absolutely no pleasure to do so.
00:00:10I need to kill him with a wooden stick, that will bring me much pleasure to do so.
00:00:15And I have a rock in my fucking home with the word twin killer painted on it.
00:00:26I feel like I should be afraid.
00:00:29That's how he sounds like.
00:00:31Yes, that is how he sounds like.
00:00:33You think I keep saying he sounds like Stewie Griffin doing a Tim Curry impression for nothing?
00:00:39Oh that's, oh Jesus.
00:00:41Oh man.
00:00:46That is what that guy sounds like.
00:00:48You guys want to hear what Karlak sounds like?
00:00:51And keep in mind, Lily.
00:00:53His voice actor, he won voice actor of the year at the Game Awards.
00:01:00At the Game Awards?
00:01:02Yes.
00:01:08I had a wild dream last night.
00:01:10This beautiful entity came to me, promised to protect me.
00:01:14Told me the parasite in our heads could give us power.
00:01:19Okay, I kind of like her though.
00:01:21Sounds like it.
00:01:23What did you make of it?
00:01:27Yeah, right. I hope so anyway.
00:01:40Let's go through all of them and we'll see who has the best and worst voice.
00:01:45Let's go gambling.
00:01:47I think it's very insulting.
00:01:56Oh no, I'm in pain.
00:01:58Character model twitches.
00:02:10This voice, my mother has this word.
00:02:12I don't know what it describes but she calls it a teeny bopper.
00:02:16And I don't know what it is but this voice is definitely it.
00:02:23See, I don't want to slander her too much.
00:02:25Because my girlfriends play through the woop woop eventually.
00:02:29Where she's romancing her.
00:02:35Karlak is right there.
00:02:37Am I going to have to DM like 30 people and apologize to them?
00:02:47For what?
00:02:49For the amount of times I verbally told the bop being like, stop comparing me to Karlak.
00:02:54I swear to god, do it to my face one more goddamn time.
00:02:57Okay, you've all heard Lae'zel already, this is Will.
00:03:00I would apologize for that.
00:03:04Who?
00:03:11Who?
00:03:13I don't like how you said that, Will.
00:03:19Mmm.
00:03:34Where's that rock?
00:03:36Mine appeared looking like my mom, who I already don't like.
00:03:43Oh, this one's nice. I know, right?
00:03:47Cool as stone.
00:03:52And now we have the custom anion.
00:03:59Were you ever able to get him to eat the necklace?
00:04:04I'm asking my roommate to get my rock.
00:04:16He wants his rock.
00:04:18I want my rock, Felix.
00:04:21You feel powerful wielding it?
00:04:23Yeah.
00:04:24Thank you.
00:04:26So heavy.
00:04:28Were you ever able to get him to eat the necklace?
00:04:35Oh, no, I wasn't able to get him to eat the necklace.
00:04:39Ah. Oh, well.
00:04:44It's lost.
00:04:58Thank you.
00:05:12Here, eat this necklace.
00:05:16Eat.
00:05:18Oh, on Sumith, that hit the spot.
00:05:21I can feel it work.
00:05:23The magic, it's like a lullaby that sings to sleep the demon inside.
00:05:27A metaphorical demon, I haste to point out, but no less dangerous.
00:05:31Um, what am I looking down to wake up again to continue its ravages?
00:05:35You are just looking at Gail's.
00:05:44Oh, my God, I posted rock so bad.
00:05:46Once you get used to it, your weapon is very impressive.
00:05:49Plus, sorry, you're never been so free of clutter.
00:05:54Sincerely, though.
00:05:56I understand.
00:05:57I ask a lot.
00:05:58What is it you are in return?
00:06:00But in time, all will be told.
00:06:06My lady, I bow to your boundless kindness.
00:06:10OK, don't patronize me.
00:06:13OK, I don't like this guy.
00:06:15OK, yeah, so we've heard we've heard all all of them are all the ones I have so far.
00:06:19So who's the worst?
00:06:22Astarion.
00:06:23Oh, God, yeah.
00:06:26Like I know we were like going through his stuff and you were like, I like him.
00:06:30Then you heard him speak.
00:06:32It was like, oh,
00:06:36who's the best voice?
00:06:37I know. I know.
00:06:38Well, it's come down between Carlack or will
00:06:41actually. Well, as the person who finished the entire bit with absolutely
00:06:45Carly, she's a dumbass.
00:06:48I actually really like Will's looks and personality,
00:06:52but I really love Gail's voice.
00:06:56You like Gail?
00:06:57I do like Gail's voice.
00:07:02Will and Gail for me, Carlack, will will.
00:07:05It looks like Will's will is taking the lead.
00:07:10I am too gay to not pick Carlack, so.
00:07:14I mean, like.
00:07:17It's very well, I can will it like that.
00:07:21I don't know anything about these characters.
00:07:24We're just going based off the voice alone.
00:07:28Oh, I like Will then.
00:07:31No, like the voice alone.
00:07:34I like you.
00:07:36I'd like a deep voice.
00:07:45Oh, Trevor, tell me we have a bus for us.
00:07:50Do you want to?
00:07:50Basically, I like it's
00:07:52Carlack and Will are like the sole good characters in this game.
00:07:57Every other character is just fucking horrible.
00:08:01Oh, right.
00:08:02You haven't even seen like since you've never seen footage of this game,
00:08:05you haven't seen Will get his horns yet.
00:08:10Hold on one second.
00:08:10I need to talk to my room.
00:08:13I haven't seen this game either.
00:08:17You know, I got to be honest, like
00:08:20on like actual quality, Carlack probably is best to me.
00:08:24You're like basic enjoyment, like
00:08:28watching the room levels of that's so bad, it's hilarious.
00:08:31I will probably have to pick a Starian just on that factor alone.
00:08:40A scout.
00:08:41I kind of like a good point.
00:08:42A Starian makes me laugh.
00:08:43Has been decimated.
00:08:45We had escaped this place yet.
00:08:47My roommate is about to add an ex on Facebook.
00:08:51No, don't.
00:08:53No, don't do it.
00:08:56Everyone is pointing and telling, you know, don't do it.
00:09:00It's not worth it.
00:09:02Face. No, Kermit, don't jump.
00:09:04Everyone say it at the same time.
00:09:06Don't do it.
00:09:08Oh, don't do this terrible thing.
00:09:13Oh, do it.
00:09:15Felix, I will start playing.
00:09:17You would want you to live.
00:09:20Felix, don't do it.
00:09:21I will start playing clown music.
00:09:22Yeah, do it.
00:09:23Point.
00:09:23You laugh.
00:09:25You are the whole clown.
00:09:27I will play clown music until you unfriend her.
00:09:30Don't fucking do it.
00:09:33No, give me your phone.
00:09:35Give me your phone.
00:09:36You don't do it.
00:09:38Give her your phone.
00:09:40Give her your phone.
00:09:42Don't do it.
00:09:42Don't fucking do it.
00:09:44Give her your phone, Felix.
00:09:47You buffoon, you solitaire.
00:09:49Fucking put the phone down, thank God.
00:09:52OK, we're out of the danger zone, chat.
00:09:54Are we out of the danger zone?
00:09:56Jesus Christ.
00:09:58I don't get the joke.
00:09:59Why?
00:10:01This is no joke.
00:10:02Her friend legitimately tried to add an X to as a friend on.
00:10:09It's not enough.
00:10:10Oh, that sounds like a great idea.
00:10:12Yeah, it's so fantastic.
00:10:15Honestly, as I don't know them, I think do it.
00:10:19It's going to be very funny.
00:10:21I know.
00:10:22Don't encourage her.
00:10:25I don't.
00:10:25I live with it.
00:10:26I live with this man.
00:10:27Definitely don't.
00:10:28No, I live with this man.
00:10:31I don't want I don't want to deal with that.
00:10:36I cannot encourage self-destructive behavior.
00:10:40Wait, no, I'm confused.
00:10:41I would I would sooner slit my own throat than willingly.
00:10:45Do that with your ex-wife either.
00:10:47Jesus.
00:10:49Don't do that to your ex-wife.
00:10:51What the?
00:10:52Yeah, yeah.
00:10:53Also, Lily, isn't isn't isn't Ginger one of your exes?
00:10:58Don't do that to her.
00:11:00OK, Ginger's the lone exception.
00:11:04Her.
00:11:06Hmm.
00:11:07I feel like I'm missing key parts of law.
00:11:10It's OK.
00:11:11Don't worry about it.
00:11:11Just like Felix.
00:11:14Don't do don't do it.
00:11:15You have so much to live for.
00:11:18Don't also don't describe my life as lore.
00:11:24That's not really more lore.
00:11:27What I miss more.
00:11:31I mean, if you want to teach to use a dictionary on that,
00:11:35it's like it's like Dark Souls, just pick up a pick up an item
00:11:39in her grubby just has a description of her backstory.
00:11:44Oh, no.
00:11:45It just has a wiki article of just text.
00:11:50Hmm. Yummy.
00:11:50World building.
00:11:52It looks like a popsicle chip.
00:11:56Meaningless words.
00:11:59Waiter, waiter, more world building, please.
00:12:02Can't wait to add this on to TV tropes.
00:12:06Oh, no.
00:12:08I couldn't go with the Wikipedia, but honestly, that's too easy.
00:12:13To be able to stop sign in a bile about Josh Pops up.
00:12:27The one I just posted in chat.
00:12:31Oh, exactly.
00:12:40Mm hmm.
00:12:44Oh, Josh, this is your legacy.
00:12:46How do you feel?
00:12:50Fucking oh, man, today's 4th of July, isn't it?
00:12:54Yeah, and that's the entire reason for the stream right now.
00:12:59It's not a great idea.
00:13:02Don't add your eggs.
00:13:07I will smite you.
00:13:10Well, nothing's more so destructive than than than being American.
00:13:14So honestly, so it's true.
00:13:19My roommate's trying to get me to play swords with them in the front yard.
00:13:24What? So you're not doing it.
00:13:26What is wrong with you?
00:13:28Because I mean, that means I need to go to this.
00:13:30I need to go to the store and buy pool and mobiles.
00:13:33And I don't I don't.
00:13:34Oh, that's going to find a random stick.
00:13:37That kind of swords.
00:13:39Oh, OK. Oh.
00:13:44Introducing penis jousting.
00:13:49Returning contender penis jousting.
00:13:53That's a good challenge.
00:13:54Challenge pissing.
00:13:55You heard us right.
00:13:56Challenge. Challenge pissing.
00:13:59Oh, allegedly that dude could not record that with a straight face.
00:14:04How does it work?
00:14:07How does it work?
00:14:07If you can piss six feet in straight in the air and not get wet,
00:14:10you get no down payment.
00:14:13Yet classic.
00:14:17Hurry up, asshole.
00:14:18This deal is the minute you write us a check and you.
00:14:26Oh, still in control, just.
00:14:41Scale male plus one wide shoulders like me.
00:14:45Goddamn, I just realized something.
00:14:49What?
00:14:52Hang on.
00:14:53What's the name of the little the little thing in your videos
00:14:56like the made in a microwave Bonnie?
00:15:01Yeah, Bonnie, I just realized she can do multiplication and division,
00:15:04and I can't I am dumber than a microwave, baby.
00:15:10I just got this ass.
00:15:11I don't know how to feel about.
00:15:12I just got this ask on Tumblr.
00:15:14It says your wife is fucking other guys, silly.
00:15:17Hot.
00:15:19Oh, floppy seconds.
00:15:23Maybe they're getting it.
00:15:24Who knows?
00:15:25I don't judge. I don't care.
00:15:26I want to be happy.
00:15:27Don't bully me.
00:15:32I don't think polyamorous, it's fucking great.
00:15:36I love not being able to find a relationship
00:15:39because everybody in my area is just drunk
00:15:42because that's what people do for fun here.
00:15:44Apparently, I mean, because everyone in your area is from the Midwest.
00:15:49I'm sorry.
00:15:50You know, I'm from upside down land.
00:15:52Yeah, he's yeah.
00:15:53You're like, well, Australia.
00:15:55Yeah. So I'll be your taste like rancid piss.
00:15:59Oh, they did the radio.
00:16:00Yeah. Oh, and it's like, oh, and it's incredibly expensive to
00:16:07like, what's the point of beer then?
00:16:09I'm guessing you have no domestics.
00:16:10That's why.
00:16:11Oh, no, it's because the government taxes the hell out of alcohol and tobacco.
00:16:16Oh, yeah.
00:16:17Yeah. It just taxes it like no tomorrow.
00:16:20So like a bottle of like 750 mil
00:16:23absolute vodka is like 60, 70 bucks.
00:16:28Jesus. 70 bucks.
00:16:31Same in Denmark.
00:16:34If you want a packet of cigarettes like not taste like piss when it's cider.
00:16:40Yeah, I was going to say when it's a sour.
00:16:43Cider is beer.
00:16:44I just can't.
00:16:46I just can't drink beer.
00:16:47Tastes terrible.
00:16:48Mead tastes good.
00:16:52I've had it all.
00:16:53Exactly.
00:16:53On mead. And it tastes still breathing despite everything.
00:16:58I'm a big fan of ciders and sours myself.
00:17:00At least vodka tastes like pain thinner.
00:17:04You have not tasted it.
00:17:06I mean, would you rather have three kids
00:17:09and no money or no kids and three money?
00:17:12Three money, three money, three monies.
00:17:16I take the I take the three kids and no money
00:17:20because I don't want kids.
00:17:22I can't take care of myself because the US is rolling back
00:17:26those child labor laws so I can have three kids and all the money.
00:17:31Lily, you live in Canada.
00:17:33That's terrible.
00:17:35I can send him over the border to work.
00:17:38Yeah.
00:17:38Watch someone take that absolutely seriously.
00:17:41Like we're going to that's going to be the next drama video.
00:17:43Lily endorses child labor.
00:17:45Exactly. Lily is now a child child labor enjoyer.
00:17:49Just just like just PNG thumbnails of your character
00:17:53with the phrase they the kids yearn for the mines next to it.
00:17:57No, it's it's it's this profile pic right here with just the kids.
00:18:03Oh, my God.
00:18:04I just got this in the comment section.
00:18:06I kind of now wish you would explore more anime after this.
00:18:08I'll try to keep my light with suggestions.
00:18:10A place further than the universe.
00:18:11The danger that's like, oh, my God, you know, like a small world.
00:18:18The next video video is a place further than the universe.
00:18:23It's a small world after all.
00:18:26I need to comment on this.
00:18:28I really like the weed feather earring things.
00:18:32I think they're neat.
00:18:34The the weed feather.
00:18:36No, they're just feather earrings.
00:18:37No, the the weird feather.
00:18:39I the the I don't know.
00:18:44You know, you have like feather earring things
00:18:47or like some sort of native thing.
00:18:51You're trying.
00:18:52No, I don't know.
00:18:54No, no, no.
00:18:55I got the I got the feather earrings because I thought they look cool.
00:19:00Yeah, and I'm saying I like them.
00:19:02I think they're neat.
00:19:04Thank you.
00:19:04I'm just trying to describe them because I don't know what they are.
00:19:10I am just they're just they're just feather.
00:19:12They're just feather earrings.
00:19:13That's it.
00:19:16Well, they look cool.
00:19:17That's all you need to know.
00:19:19Frumpkin, come here.
00:19:21What the hell's a weird feather look like?
00:19:24I don't know.
00:19:26I'm just trying to describe what I see.
00:19:29I have boy again.
00:19:31I have cat in my lap.
00:19:33Nice cat in the lap.
00:19:34Let's go.
00:19:35It's like that.
00:19:37Jump my leg.
00:19:37So I wish my cat would sit in my lap.
00:19:41She'd be
00:19:43but my cat just stares at me.
00:19:45They're judging me.
00:19:46No, no, my my my boy Frumpkin is a very sweet, handsome guy.
00:19:51Very nice guy.
00:19:53Yeah, my cat is trying to mate with my other cat.
00:19:59My cat is trying to mate with my air fryer, so I got to keep an eye on him.
00:20:03Damn, what?
00:20:06Wow, really?
00:20:06Just sound like the kind of person who owns an air fryer.
00:20:10Jeez.
00:20:12I never know what it was like.
00:20:14I frankly didn't care enough to get rid of it.
00:20:19I gave my friend a glue gun as a birthday present once.
00:20:22It was funny.
00:20:24Something very trans feminine about glue guns.
00:20:26I once like asked for a meat thermometer for a for a fucking.
00:20:32What's it called?
00:20:32When random, when your group like randomly gives each other presents for Christmas?
00:20:37Oh, wait, I'll see.
00:20:38Oh, Secret Santa.
00:20:39I asked, but I certainly felt very trans femme
00:20:42gluing the new power outlet to my Gameboy's motherboard.
00:20:49Pretty good.
00:20:53Maybe that's why I'm still
00:20:55still a man, I never used a glue gun.
00:20:59No, you're still no, you're still there
00:21:01because you haven't done anything tech related.
00:21:03You need to you need to pick up coding.
00:21:06Oh, I hate computer technology.
00:21:08Anyway, that is my feather earrings.
00:21:10How do they feel sensory wise?
00:21:12They feel fine.
00:21:14They they they dangle and they swing.
00:21:18Yeah, but do you like to like fidget with them?
00:21:22Yeah, kind of, but I fidget with literally everything.
00:21:27Trumbo, your cat is very catty.
00:21:30Like the the earrings I'm drawn with are not accurate to the earrings
00:21:33I actually have.
00:21:34It's like a normal it's like a normal earring loop with a small chain.
00:21:38And then there's like three white feathers attached to them.
00:21:42Anyway, I'm like.
00:21:44And the feathers, they basically and the feathers,
00:21:46they kind of they're kind of my shoulder.
00:21:53Yeah, you have egg on your hand, go wash it off.
00:21:55My roommate is having a very hard time realizing
00:21:59that there is not a really great way to crack an egg open
00:22:02without getting it all over your hands.
00:22:05There actually is.
00:22:07I don't tell him.
00:22:08Don't fucking tell him.
00:22:10I know there is.
00:22:11I want to see him figure it out.
00:22:15I respect it.
00:22:17I wouldn't even be able to teach him how to do it.
00:22:20I am I'm not good at it.
00:22:23Alex, give me an egg in a bowl.
00:22:27Oh, you already did it.
00:22:29OK, have you considered this?
00:22:32You won't learn that in high speeds.
00:22:37How is your roommate cracking eggs?
00:22:39Where do they get it?
00:22:41How the hell?
00:22:42I don't I don't know.
00:22:44I don't know.
00:22:45I don't know.
00:22:46I don't know.
00:22:47I don't know.
00:22:48I don't know.
00:22:49I don't know.
00:22:50I don't know.
00:22:51I don't know.
00:22:52I don't know.
00:22:53I didn't watch him do it.
00:22:56Your roommate.
00:23:00This sounds like a reoccurring theme, though.
00:23:03That's why I cried last time and it just exploded and it got all over my tummy.
00:23:07And then I cried.
00:23:09And I got on the floor and I had to kick Alex so she wouldn't pick it up.
00:23:14Maybe maybe maybe your eggs are just like.
00:23:17I'm surviving just fine without you.
00:23:19Felix, I'm I'm trying not to point left.
00:23:25Hey, Felix, it sounds like you're not cracked out for it.
00:23:30Felix, are you just sure you're not cracked out for it?
00:23:35That is that is a pained, hidden smile right there.
00:23:40You were trying not to laugh.
00:23:42No, don't gouge your eyes out.
00:23:45No, you need those to see.
00:23:47Here we go.
00:23:51Being blind isn't fun.
00:23:54That's not how you stop hearing mad jokes.
00:24:02Lord, what the fuck?
00:24:07I heard noob lord, what the fuck?
00:24:10Look at look at chat and Twitter.
00:24:13Look at look at Twitch chat.
00:24:15I fidget with everything.
00:24:16Not going to lie, I immediately imagining.
00:24:20Goodness, noob lord.
00:24:24Noob lord, please think of the children.
00:24:29What children?
00:24:32The ones they yearn for the mines.
00:24:35We can't afford to have children these days.
00:24:37You have any idea how expensive they are?
00:24:40That's that's why you use child labor.
00:24:43They pay for their existence.
00:24:45I mean, noob lord, I totally would.
00:24:51I'm not reading Twitch chat.
00:24:53I can't be bothered opening up Twitch.
00:24:56You know that, right?
00:24:57What?
00:24:59You're going to break her one of these days.
00:25:01You know that, right?
00:25:05Maybe that's intentional.
00:25:07I can fix her for the last time.
00:25:09You cannot fix her.
00:25:12You cannot fix me.
00:25:13I've already fixed myself.
00:25:17You can't fix me.
00:25:18I'm already on fire.
00:25:22I'm sure with enough patience, we could have you fixed.
00:25:27Look, I'm willing to take any improvement in my overall quality of life.
00:25:32Oh, I just got that joke.
00:25:33That took me a second.
00:25:35I'm aware of the joke, but I also did not.
00:25:39Not so close.
00:25:40Not so close to the mic, please.
00:25:42No.
00:25:43Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:25:45I utterly ruined cat girl at one time.
00:25:49Eat the microphone.
00:25:51Really, please stop.
00:25:52Please.
00:25:53No, but I'm using them right now.
00:25:59You ruined all of us that one time.
00:26:02Don't be modest.
00:26:03I know I did.
00:26:08You ruined all of us.
00:26:12Mom, the weird person is making me feel weird.
00:26:19Not again.
00:26:22I would like to file a complaint.
00:26:31Yeah, no, I guess I'm the only one.
00:26:33Okay, I missed the last time, so you got to do it again while I'm here.
00:26:36Oh, Ren, I'd do anything for you.
00:26:43Mom, they're continuing.
00:26:45I have a girlfriend.
00:26:46I am scared.
00:26:47I have a girlfriend.
00:26:48I have a girlfriend.
00:26:49I have a girlfriend.
00:26:50I have a girlfriend.
00:26:51You will not tempt me, Satan.
00:26:53You will not tempt me.
00:26:54Not today.
00:26:55No, not on this day, I say.
00:26:58Not on this day, the 4th of July.
00:27:03Ugh.
00:27:05I feel very represented by the gal complaining.
00:27:09Ooh, reverberating.
00:27:11Yum.
00:27:13Suffering too much.
00:27:14I'm suffering too much.
00:27:18Oh, cat girl.
00:27:19We'll make you feel better.
00:27:23You know, there's something deeply hilarious about the fact that from how to me.
00:27:27I can't.
00:27:28Yes, Soundproofing Incorporated.
00:27:30I would like to order a metric ton of soundproofing.
00:27:36I mean, you could just turn the.
00:27:38You could just turn the.
00:27:40You can mute this corn.
00:27:45Why am I muting corn?
00:27:47What did the corn do to me?
00:27:49The corn.
00:27:50That's silent.
00:27:52No, you know what?
00:27:54Corn has had it too good for too long.
00:27:56This is true.
00:27:59There's nothing more American.
00:28:01Little Khrushchev got what he deserved with his obsession with corn.
00:28:04Corn is actually terrible.
00:28:06Hey, hey.
00:28:09See, we're back to 4th of July because we're just talking about corn now.
00:28:14And there's nothing more American.
00:28:16Do I need to go off and chat about corn?
00:28:18There's nothing more American than sugar made out of high fructose corn syrup.
00:28:22I could sing the Soggy Skies song again.
00:28:29Oh my God.
00:28:34God, I hate corn so fucking much.
00:28:38Terrible, terrible crop.
00:28:40It's a terrible crop.
00:28:41It's terrible.
00:28:43I don't know.
00:28:44Rimworld's does pretty good.
00:28:51Has America's corn addiction gone too far?
00:28:53No.
00:28:54No, it hasn't.
00:28:55It can always go further.
00:28:56Ram that addiction right into America's corn hole.
00:29:03It might be bad, but we can make it a lot worse.
00:29:08Yeah.
00:29:09We got corn.
00:29:10We got popcorn.
00:29:12We got high fructose corn syrup.
00:29:14What's next?
00:29:16Popcorn.
00:29:17I already mentioned popcorn.
00:29:20Oh my God.
00:29:21Corn dog.
00:29:23Oh no.
00:29:24What?
00:29:25Really?
00:29:26What happened?
00:29:29Stay with the class.
00:29:34The class needs to hear the party.
00:29:36Ted Cruz parody.
00:29:37Okay.
00:29:38So it's basically an ask, the response, and a reblog.
00:29:41So, all right.
00:29:42Didn't you retweet incest porn on 9-11?
00:29:45Senator Ted Cruz.
00:29:46We all mourn in different ways.
00:29:48Jezerus.
00:29:49Twin towers, you say?
00:29:52Good morning.
00:29:54Horrible.
00:29:55Horrible.
00:29:56Oh shit.
00:29:57Horrible.
00:29:58I'm gonna lose my voice.
00:30:03That's why they renamed it.
00:30:08I think I need to PG somehow.
00:30:11Al-Qaeda just said twin-cest is incest.
00:30:14Twin-cest is win-cest.
00:30:17Don't say that phrase here.
00:30:19I'm sorry.
00:30:21All right.
00:30:24I've been fucking fumbling with a lighter for like 30 minutes now.
00:30:27One of these days, I'm going to sneeze so hard that my lungs explode.
00:30:33Mine almost did, actually.
00:30:36Yeah, you can actually break your ribs if you sneeze hard enough.
00:30:39Damn.
00:30:41I don't want to see that.
00:30:44Broken ribs are really bad for you.
00:30:46Yeah.
00:30:48I mean, yeah.
00:30:49Dude, that's nothing to sneeze at.
00:30:54Especially given the fact that those ribs are near these giant sacks of air called lungs.
00:31:00You don't want those poked.
00:31:03I didn't say I wanted to experience it.
00:31:05I said I wanted to see it, maybe.
00:31:07I don't know.
00:31:09I cast Broken Rib.
00:31:12What delicious squirming people go through.
00:31:14Thank you, Lily.
00:31:15You are welcome, Ren.
00:31:20Y'all are adorable.
00:31:21So are you.
00:31:23On occasion, ribs are also behind these two sacks of fat on your tits.
00:31:30Well...
00:31:32That's if you have a substantial amount of breast tissue.
00:31:38I'm surprised.
00:31:39I know what I must do.
00:31:40I absolutely know what I must do.
00:31:44Don't make me do it.
00:31:46Are you going to flash the stream or something?
00:31:49My camera is not even on.
00:31:51And I don't do that anymore.
00:31:53And I would have given you like five minutes of like of leading so that air so that there was absolutely no way nobody who saw it.
00:32:02Nobody who didn't want to see it would have seen it.
00:32:05Yeah, see, you know, for all the people, I flash bangs with people.
00:32:09That sounds terrible.
00:32:11I mean, there was meant to be a flashbang joke.
00:32:13No, don't tell me.
00:32:15All right.
00:32:20Like it's funny for all the controversy that was mad that was made of that.
00:32:24It was like.
00:32:28Fuck, where to go for all the controversy that was made of that, whenever we did those streams, I know there was always like a whole bunch of like preamble to basically pre like I pre warned people like fucking crazy.
00:32:42I just make people pay for that shit.
00:32:46It's not.
00:32:47Yeah.
00:32:49I work hard for this.
00:32:51People do is fucking send me some money.
00:32:53God damn.
00:32:56Yeah.
00:32:57Just remember to report it to the tax office.
00:33:00No.
00:33:02All right.
00:33:03I'm going to do.
00:33:04Remove my breast tissue.
00:33:07I report and jack shit to the tax office.
00:33:09The tax office can suck my dick.
00:33:12The IRS is coming for my breast tissue.
00:33:17There we go.
00:33:19You have to earn specific amount.
00:33:22Before you have to report it.
00:33:25I think if you do like if you do only fans or something like that, you're technically self-employed, so you have to report your taxes.
00:33:32I suppose I do.
00:33:33Oh, Ren is being adored.
00:33:37I love this pic.
00:33:38It's so cute.
00:33:39Oh, that's adorable.
00:33:41Of course.
00:33:43That's adorable.
00:33:51Trying to figure out what time it is.
00:33:52It's like what?
00:33:53Five, right?
00:33:54I mean.
00:33:55Okay.
00:33:56Yeah.
00:34:00Oh, shit.
00:34:0130 minutes of fireworks is starting.
00:34:02Oh, man.
00:34:07All the dogs and all the.
00:34:12Love you, too.
00:34:13Thank you.
00:34:14Both of those.
00:34:16Love you, too.
00:34:17Thank you so much for this pic again.
00:34:18I cherish it.
00:34:20Yeah.
00:34:22Backstory.
00:34:23This is like we.
00:34:27Ren.
00:34:28Every year.
00:34:29Ren does like does like a bunch of art for people.
00:34:33And so like for the last two, the last two years, I went I ran around to basically every artist I knew or who was willing to help me for like either cheap.
00:34:40Or free.
00:34:41And basically just dumped as much art onto Ren in turn.
00:34:48I think this year there was.
00:34:50But I can't justify the money.
00:34:56Yeah, there was eight this year.
00:34:59Whoa.
00:35:01Yeah.
00:35:02I remember.
00:35:03Yeah.
00:35:04I noticed this with like the stream where you just revealed to Ren that you just have entire folders of her art because you are just you.
00:35:14You're not.
00:35:15You're very.
00:35:16You're very normal about her art.
00:35:18Hey, I have archives of McKay and Ginger's art, too.
00:35:22Okay.
00:35:23Let me correct that.
00:35:24You're very normal with all of your very talented art friends.
00:35:28And why?
00:35:29That was so.
00:35:30This was so kind of you.
00:35:32I was so floored.
00:35:33I know.
00:35:34I saw the reaction in real time.
00:35:36I'd already gotten her one year.
00:35:38And then like to like, like this last Christmas, I dropped it all into her DMs.
00:35:42It's like, oh, fuck.
00:35:43Are you for real?
00:35:45Like, yeah.
00:35:49I'm going to have a real art this Christmas.
00:35:52I can imagine.
00:35:56I can't.
00:35:57I can't.
00:35:58Because of sanctions, I can't get Ren a real.
00:36:00It's like an actual.
00:36:01Like, I can't, like, have a gift sent, sent to her.
00:36:05So, like, I've got to do this.
00:36:08Yeah.
00:36:09Wait, wait.
00:36:10Where does Ren live?
00:36:12Russia.
00:36:13Russia.
00:36:14Oh, man.
00:36:15Oh, the fun land.
00:36:17Yeah.
00:36:18Fun vodka land.
00:36:20I'm so sorry.
00:36:21I like Russian military equipment because I think it's neat.
00:36:23But Jesus Christ.
00:36:24Well, it's the first and second time I got something in return.
00:36:27I was almost in tears.
00:36:29I'm doing this.
00:36:30I'm doing this every year now for as long as artists are willing to
00:36:33help me.
00:36:34Yeah.
00:36:35See, that's really sweet.
00:36:36See, Lily, you almost got her to cry.
00:36:39So that means you only just have a little bit to go.
00:36:43Fucking around with the lighter.
00:36:46I don't know.
00:36:48I think the answer is no.
00:36:49Don't take it from me.
00:36:53Fine.
00:36:54No.
00:36:55Oh, what?
00:36:57What is the fun land where I can go to jail for drawing the gaze?
00:37:01Oh, God.
00:37:04Fun land.
00:37:05We're holding a blank piece of paper is punishable by death.
00:37:09Death.
00:37:10Just your seminary imprisonment.
00:37:14So.
00:37:16Well, assuming you live long enough to actually get.
00:37:18All right.
00:37:19All right.
00:37:20All right.
00:37:21All right.
00:37:22All right.
00:37:23Happy subjects.
00:37:24Happy subjects.
00:37:25Okay.
00:37:26So, Lily.
00:37:27What?
00:37:28How likely is it for you that you would want to stream the gamers
00:37:32darkness rising?
00:37:37Or at least watch it.
00:37:47Oh, it's darkness rising.
00:37:49Yeah.
00:37:51Probably not.
00:37:55Oh.
00:37:59I can't really get away with streaming TV shows here.
00:38:01So.
00:38:03That's technically piracy.
00:38:05Yeah.
00:38:06We kind of cracked out.
00:38:07I did get away.
00:38:08I did get away with streaming a place further than the universe
00:38:11while I was working while I was working on the video.
00:38:13So, you know what?
00:38:15You know what?
00:38:16Fuck it.
00:38:17I'm going to I'm going to continue working on the on the place
00:38:19further than the universe video, which means I'm going to stream
00:38:21the actual fucking.
00:38:23The actual thing.
00:38:25Yeah.
00:38:31And you all get to watch it through the medium of me constantly
00:38:34pausing it.
00:38:36Yay.
00:38:37Wonderful.
00:38:41Behind the scenes shenanigan Ray.
00:38:44Yes.
00:38:45The real 4th of July watching Japanese girls.
00:38:50The shenanigan bananagan Ray.
00:38:55The shenanigan Ray.
00:38:57Second hand.
00:38:59Yay.
00:39:03I actually love this show.
00:39:07Let's see.
00:39:09It's funny.
00:39:10I've now got people recommending it to me while I'm working on
00:39:13it.
00:39:17Good anime you'll find for a while.
00:39:19So that's probably why somebody did recommend one about camping.
00:39:23Yeah, laid back camp.
00:39:25I watched a little bit.
00:39:27Yeah, it's pretty neat.
00:39:28What I remember watching.
00:39:36I'm just happy that Antarctica got a spotlight in that anime.
00:39:44Another.
00:39:46I am so good at breathing.
00:39:48So good at breathing.
00:39:50I don't know where McKay is, but she keeps sending me like
00:39:53really amazing photos of whatever she's doing.
00:40:03Wait, that's wait.
00:40:04This is episode 10.
00:40:06That's not right.
00:40:09I was on nine.
00:40:12Oh.
00:40:19Quick question.
00:40:20Can you stream this process to Discord?
00:40:23Yes, I will.
00:40:24I will in just a second.
00:40:25Once I actually get everything sorted.
00:40:28All right.
00:40:30Well, they always notice about this is like every character is
00:40:33like lit from the back.
00:40:34So they're always like instead of like instead of there being
00:40:37shading, there's always like a very thin glow around every
00:40:41character.
00:40:42It always reminds me of how Ren draws lighting.
00:40:49That hurt.
00:40:50You gotta ditch that chunky old coat.
00:40:53It's not like it matters at this point.
00:40:55Competition's over.
00:40:56No, it's not.
00:40:57There's going to be a jump rope contest on the return trip
00:40:59too.
00:41:00And the winners of this one got giant steaks.
00:41:05We can't take last place again.
00:41:07We need to pull out of this here at least.
00:41:09I want that juicy steak.
00:41:12I'm reminded why I don't watch anime at all.
00:41:16This one's cute.
00:41:17It's about girls going on an adventure.
00:41:20And no bullshit.
00:41:22I mean, I just don't watch anime.
00:41:25That's fair.
00:41:30Good night.
00:41:31Have a good night honey.
00:41:33Night.
00:41:35Okay.
00:41:36You gotta like remember the rest of the stream can hear you.
00:41:40So if you're all just like making humming and mumbling sounds,
00:41:43you've got to knock that crap off.
00:41:46All right.
00:41:50And I need to change the audio device.
00:42:16I'm in love.
00:42:34You're in love with the captain.
00:42:36Sorry.
00:42:37You're Toshio Zaizen.
00:42:39And you're sure you're in love.
00:42:41Yes.
00:42:42I'm telling you, dude.
00:42:43You're totally beyond help.
00:42:44Everyone you tell gets so embarrassed for you.
00:42:46They're rendered speechless.
00:42:47I mean, look at them.
00:42:49You're just stunned by my sudden awkward confession.
00:42:52Nah, but we are embarrassed for you.
00:42:54Seriously?
00:42:56Okay.
00:42:57So.
00:43:07Red is just like typical lesbian reaction.
00:43:15Once they're through the currents, one of the crew.
00:43:21Approaches them and tells them.
00:43:26Tells them they're in love.
00:43:28Crew approaches them and tells them they're in love.
00:43:31Shirase falling over.
00:43:33With the captain.
00:43:35With the captain.
00:43:36Which is.
00:43:37With the captain.
00:43:38Who is definitely.
00:43:39Who is definitely gay.
00:43:41With the captain.
00:43:43Damn, dude.
00:43:44Damn, dude.
00:43:45You just.
00:43:46You're taking L's.
00:43:47You're taking L's the entire.
00:43:49The entire show.
00:43:50I mean.
00:43:51First, this shit.
00:43:54First, this shit.
00:43:55The clip from two episodes ago.
00:43:57And now.
00:43:58And now.
00:43:59And now you're.
00:44:00It's like.
00:44:01And now you set your eye.
00:44:02And now you set your eyes on.
00:44:03Eyes on the gayest woman alive.
00:44:07Like.
00:44:08I don't know if any of you have actually seen this one.
00:44:10Once you actually see the captain.
00:44:12You are going to take one look at her.
00:44:13And go.
00:44:14Gay.
00:44:17It's just going to be.
00:44:18Like the instant.
00:44:19It's all going to be.
00:44:20Gay.
00:44:23You set your eyes on the gayest woman alive.
00:44:25You just can't catch a break.
00:44:31Why do all the attractive women.
00:44:32Have to be into other women?
00:44:36Have you seen women?
00:44:39The solution is.
00:44:40The solution is.
00:44:41Talking about the same misguined toto.
00:44:43Right.
00:44:44Beautiful.
00:44:45Brilliant.
00:44:46Determined.
00:44:47Way out of your league.
00:44:48Is what she's saying.
00:44:49That is so rude.
00:44:50I'm allowed to be in love.
00:44:51And I've always had to think.
00:44:52We're strong women like her.
00:44:53My whole life.
00:44:54Actually.
00:44:55I just feel like.
00:44:56People could.
00:44:57Protect me.
00:45:00Literally though.
00:45:03Literally.
00:45:04None of my.
00:45:05None of my hot friends.
00:45:06Are local.
00:45:07They're all either.
00:45:08They're all either in the US.
00:45:09Or Russia.
00:45:13Or.
00:45:14Not a minor.
00:45:15Even on the same continent.
00:45:16As I am.
00:45:18All in Europe.
00:45:19Or England.
00:45:23I refuse to register the.
00:45:24In the existence of the United Kingdom.
00:45:27Hey.
00:45:28Lolo's from there.
00:45:29Put some respect.
00:45:30Oh yeah.
00:45:31The UK thing.
00:45:33Well.
00:45:34She spawned from.
00:45:35She spawned from the Eons.
00:45:36Obviously.
00:45:38If the UK.
00:45:39Didn't exist.
00:45:40Okay.
00:45:41Clear comes.
00:45:42Clear comes.
00:45:43You're pathetic.
00:45:44Oh yeah.
00:45:45Then tell me about.
00:45:46Something you like.
00:45:47So I can pick on you.
00:45:48All right.
00:45:49Pack it up.
00:45:50That's enough.
00:45:51I thought you said.
00:45:52You weren't going to bring.
00:45:53Your romantic issues.
00:45:54Onto the ship.
00:45:55This time.
00:45:56I held back.
00:45:57As long as I could.
00:45:58But I can no longer.
00:45:59Contain my feelings.
00:46:00Learn some impulse.
00:46:01Control.
00:46:02Could request.
00:46:03The same thing.
00:46:04Of you.
00:46:05Oh.
00:46:06Well.
00:46:07I heard.
00:46:08That the captain.
00:46:09Had an old friend.
00:46:10Among the high schoolers.
00:46:11So I figured.
00:46:12I would ask.
00:46:13You don't know anything.
00:46:14That could help a guy out.
00:46:15Do you?
00:46:16He must mean.
00:46:17Shirase.
00:46:18How long have you known her?
00:46:19I guess.
00:46:20The first time I met her.
00:46:21Was about 10 years ago.
00:46:22But I don't know.
00:46:23Do you have any pictures of her?
00:46:24Nope.
00:46:25You need to keep back.
00:46:26Five meters at all times.
00:46:27You can't just.
00:46:28Make up new rules.
00:46:29Sorry.
00:46:30But she was just.
00:46:31A friend of my mother's.
00:46:32I never talked to her.
00:46:33That much.
00:46:34What do I do now?
00:46:35You give up on her.
00:46:36Like I told you to.
00:46:37You are the dumbest dude.
00:46:38Hold it.
00:46:39Huh?
00:46:40Maybe we can include.
00:46:41The expedition members.
00:46:42Love lives in our report.
00:46:43And I'll spice them up a little.
00:46:44Your report?
00:46:45Yeah.
00:46:46Include the personal angle.
00:46:47That's great.
00:46:48We've never.
00:46:49It's like.
00:46:50Dude.
00:46:51Don't hit on a grieving widow.
00:46:52Yeah.
00:46:53Don't be Gawain's word.
00:46:54Towards your hero.
00:46:55Yeah.
00:46:56Don't be Gawain's word.
00:46:57Towards your hero.
00:46:58Yeah.
00:46:59Don't be Gawain's word.
00:47:00Towards your hero.
00:47:01Yeah.
00:47:02Don't be Gawain's word.
00:47:03Towards your hero.
00:47:04Uh.
00:47:05Let's see.
00:47:06Man.
00:47:07You just can't.
00:47:08Catch a break.
00:47:09Despite it being.
00:47:10Being a terrible idea.
00:47:11A terrible idea.
00:47:12To uh.
00:47:13Terrible idea.
00:47:14To hit on a grieving widow.
00:47:15Widow.
00:47:16The girls all.
00:47:17All agree.
00:47:18All agree.
00:47:19To help him.
00:47:20Because.
00:47:21Help him.
00:47:22Because it would be good.
00:47:23Uh.
00:47:24Use a key.
00:47:25Shell.
00:47:26Shell.
00:47:27Shell.
00:47:28Shell.
00:47:29Shell.
00:47:30Shell.
00:47:32Use a key.
00:47:33Shell.
00:47:51Oh.
00:47:52Hang on.
00:48:02Act all highbrow.
00:48:03Highbrow.
00:48:04But everyone loves reality TV.
00:48:05Reality.
00:48:06Reality TV.
00:48:07Oh God.
00:48:08No.
00:48:09Use a key.
00:48:10Don't.
00:48:11Don't.
00:48:12Use a key.
00:48:13Don't.
00:48:14Drama YouTube is the worst YouTube.
00:48:15She's.
00:48:16She's.
00:48:17She's seen the views.
00:48:18We'll be broadcast to the entire world.
00:48:19Uh.
00:48:20No.
00:48:21You can actually go back to your room.
00:48:22Uh.
00:48:23We'll take it from here.
00:48:24Okay.
00:48:25Uh.
00:48:26Uh.
00:48:27Uh.
00:48:28Uh.
00:48:29Uh.
00:48:30Uh.
00:48:31Oh.
00:48:32Uh.
00:48:33Oh.
00:48:34Uh.
00:48:35Uh.
00:48:36Oh.
00:48:37Oh.
00:48:38Okay.
00:48:39Uh.
00:48:40Uh.
00:48:41Uh.
00:48:42Uh.
00:48:43Uh.
00:48:44Uh.
00:48:45Uh.
00:48:46Uh.
00:48:47Uh.
00:48:48Uh.
00:48:49Uh.
00:48:50Uh.
00:48:51Can you watch her?
00:48:52I've got to run to the store real quick.
00:48:53Wait.
00:48:54Right now?
00:48:55I don't think the.
00:48:56Oh yeah.
00:48:57That's the captain by the way.
00:48:58Yeah.
00:48:59Yep. Gay. Gay.
00:49:05Gay.
00:49:26I knew it!
00:49:30Oh, look at her! She's so small!
00:49:34She's a baby?
00:49:35She's a baby.
00:49:36Oh, she's a baby.
00:49:37That's the tall one! But before she was tall!
00:49:45She was small.
00:49:56What anime is this?
00:49:59A place further than the universe.
00:50:03Back at the table, Shirase tells the others that Jin was a friend of her mom's.
00:50:16Who kept asking Jin to watch her when she was just a little baby.
00:50:24I'm not sure, but she was just a little baby.
00:50:33Just a little baby.
00:50:34But she was too young to really grasp the situation.
00:50:41That was your stepmom, Shirase!
00:50:54Very well, we'll just have to ask her ourselves.
00:50:58Will she answer?
00:50:59Sure, if we're careful about it.
00:51:01We can come up with interview questions that lead her that direction.
00:51:03Yeah! Like being on the red carpet with a celebrity!
00:51:06Every character is very glossy.
00:51:08Why are you asking me?
00:51:10Hold on, who's going to interview her?
00:51:14I don't wanna! Don't make me!
00:51:17Is it just me, or have we done this before?
00:51:19I definitely haven't.
00:51:21Why are you so desperate not to do it?
00:51:23You tucked her out of the deck before we left, remember?
00:51:25So you were watching?
00:51:26How did you think we wouldn't?
00:51:28And you seemed plenty close, at least to me.
00:51:30No, we just ran into each other out there.
00:51:32Don't get all upset!
00:51:33I don't know if I say that, it's more like...
00:51:36There's distance.
00:51:38But you did talk to her for a bit before we left, didn't you?
00:51:41You saw that?
00:51:42You seemed pretty close to each other then.
00:51:44No, we just happened to run into each other up there.
00:51:48It's so fucking identical!
00:51:53We've always had trouble communicating in any real way.
00:51:56Whenever Takako would leave, we'd just...
00:52:00Penguin!
00:52:03You're joking.
00:52:05Well, I don't spend time around children.
00:52:07So it's not like I ever knew what I was supposed to talk to her about, you know?
00:52:11But Takako was determined.
00:52:13Takako is gone now, Keen.
00:52:16So it's about time you figured it out.
00:52:19Go talk to Shirase.
00:52:21She still thinks her mother is waiting for her somewhere out there.
00:52:46Shirase.
00:52:47But is then told...
00:52:48But is told in no...
00:52:49In no, uh...
00:52:50In no uncertain terms...
00:52:51In no uncertain terms...
00:52:52Go talk to your kid.
00:52:54Go talk to your kid.
00:52:56Go talk to your kid, deadbeat.
00:53:11I decided to call off the search.
00:53:14I'm sorry, Takako.
00:53:21Thanks for waiting.
00:53:22You can come on in now.
00:53:24Thank you.
00:53:25Sorry to drop in on you so suddenly.
00:53:27It's no problem.
00:53:28Kanae.
00:53:29Thanks for making time.
00:53:32Oh, wait.
00:53:33Where's Shirase?
00:53:35She had to go work on something else.
00:53:37I see.
00:53:40Okay, camera's rolling.
00:53:43Just hold on a minute.
00:53:44What is this report on?
00:53:46This is the first in a series of crew profiles,
00:53:48so we were hoping to ask some questions about you.
00:53:50Your favorite foods,
00:53:51the kind of things you do for fun back home,
00:53:53and of course, your love life.
00:53:56But it won't get too steamy.
00:53:59I will not answer any questions unrelated...
00:54:01Oh, that third one.
00:54:02She's such a bitch.
00:54:03Come on, Keen.
00:54:04They're high school girls.
00:54:05Yeah, so what's your type?
00:54:07Yeah, so what's your type?
00:54:09Please, her views have been dropping lately.
00:54:11We need this.
00:54:13Her ears are bright red.
00:54:15No, they're not.
00:54:17Did you just take a bath or are you embarrassed?
00:54:19What's your favorite bath song?
00:54:20Tell me about your exes.
00:54:22Maybe we should make her eyes a little bigger.
00:54:25Oh, nice.
00:54:26She's fine the way she is.
00:54:29Whoa, look at the icebergs.
00:54:31They did say we entered the Antarctic Circle.
00:54:35This show is so fucking cute.
00:54:41They tried giving her the big anime eyes, but they weren't.
00:54:46Is the captain the dead mom's wife?
00:54:49The dead mom's girlfriend, but not...
00:54:54It's not explicitly said,
00:54:56but the show is basically like...
00:54:59Come the fuck on.
00:55:01You know.
00:55:05Go talk to your kid, deadbeat.
00:55:08Deadbeat, after the interview.
00:55:21The sun's not going to go down while we're here, is it?
00:55:26Someone like a cloud?
00:55:27What does that mean?
00:55:29I don't know, but that's what she said.
00:55:31Did she say what kind?
00:55:33Sirius, Stratus, or Cumulus, maybe?
00:55:37You are such a nerd.
00:55:38You are so rude!
00:55:40I think...
00:55:45Look at all those fluffy clouds.
00:55:48Yeah.
00:55:49Clouds are pretty amazing, aren't they?
00:55:51So far out of reach.
00:55:53But whenever you look up, they're always there.
00:55:58Okay, but what's that mean?
00:56:00What's that mean?
00:56:01I don't know.
00:56:03All right, but I do have a couple working theories.
00:56:06I do, too.
00:56:15So what do I do now?
00:56:21How did the interview go, Captain?
00:56:25Did Kanae...
00:56:26No, no.
00:56:27She hasn't told me anything.
00:56:29I was just curious to know if you and Kabuchi Zawa's daughter
00:56:32finally had some time to catch up.
00:56:34She seems like a good kid.
00:56:37As a matter of fact, she didn't show up.
00:56:40It's fine.
00:56:41I don't think she's forgiven me.
00:56:43And I don't blame her.
00:56:47Sounds like you got yourself in a pickle.
00:56:49A good captain should always be able to check in with their crew
00:56:52and know where they stand.
00:56:55From 0800 hours to 1200 hours,
00:56:57training is permitted on deck.
00:56:59Counterclockwise.
00:57:04Ow, my ear.
00:57:06Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
00:57:08Maybe we should find you a pair of earmuffs.
00:57:25Shirase?
00:57:27This show has a lot of, like, the recap isn't all that de-
00:57:29the script isn't all that detailed
00:57:31because this show does a lot of taking one moment
00:57:34and hanging on it to the point of emotional instability.
00:57:39Which I love.
00:57:46Penguins.
00:57:55I love the marine biologist that is just like,
00:57:59but still, even after,
00:58:01even after multiple expeditions to Antarctica.
00:58:04Penguins!
00:58:24Really?
00:58:25It's like you're trying to leave me alone with her any chance you get.
00:58:28Why wouldn't I?
00:58:29I think she could learn a lot from having your spirit in her life
00:58:32and vice versa.
00:58:33Hey, don't go!
00:58:36She's not my kid, you know.
00:58:42Oh no, Bebe.
00:58:44Having trouble?
00:58:46Bebe.
00:58:51Yeah.
00:58:55Uh, what are we looking at?
00:59:02What is it?
00:59:04I wanted to know how you feel.
00:59:06About me, in particular.
00:59:18Do you want me to tell you that I hate you?
00:59:25I don't hate you.
00:59:28When my mother told me she was going to join that first expedition,
00:59:32she did warn me.
00:59:35She told me how dangerous it could be.
00:59:39But you're still going?
00:59:50I was aware of the kind of place this is.
00:59:52I just wasn't prepared.
00:59:56But I was the expedition's captain.
00:59:58And? Did you make a mistake?
01:00:01Was my mother left in Antarctica because of poor judgment on your part?
01:00:06I didn't have any other choice.
01:00:09Then you should let that be enough.
01:00:12Okay, then.
01:00:14Let me ask one more thing.
01:00:17Is that really how you feel?
01:00:20Or is that just how you want to feel?
01:00:24I don't know.
01:00:28This is why I didn't want to talk about it!
01:00:32I don't know how I actually feel about anything.
01:00:35But I know my mom isn't coming home.
01:00:39And I wasted a lot of time hoping she would.
01:00:41I lived every day believing I just had to wait long enough,
01:00:45and then she'd be home.
01:00:48I had myself fooled for a while,
01:00:50but at some point I realized nothing would change if I just sat around.
01:00:57I decided that if I wanted her back,
01:01:00I had to go to her.
01:01:02To the place further than the universe.
01:01:06I'm sorry.
01:01:07To the place further than the universe.
01:01:12I said it!
01:01:16All slow as dirt!
01:01:18All slow as dirt!
01:01:20We're out of time now.
01:01:21What happened?
01:01:22We've hit the fast ice around the shore.
01:01:24Bo Ramit.
01:01:26Look at that!
01:01:28Oh, fuck me, I'm emotional now.
01:01:30I told ya!
01:01:37This thing was amazing.
01:02:08Yep, we'll back up and then...
01:02:10All hands stop!
01:02:12All hands slow ahead!
01:02:14All stop.
01:02:15All slow ahead.
01:02:16Hold on tight.
01:02:19This will get rocky.
01:02:27We'll use the weight of the ship
01:02:30to shatter the ice.
01:02:32That's not contributing to global warming.
01:02:35But what happens if it doesn't break?
01:02:37We back up and do it again, and again, and again, until it does.
01:02:42Antarctica really doesn't want you to miss it.
01:02:45They say that it's especially difficult to reach land from this particular point of entry.
01:02:49Oh, and do they know?
01:02:51Then why use this point of entry?
01:02:53It's the only way we can get there.
01:02:56Rules about going to Antarctica
01:02:59Rules about going to Antarctica changed after World War II,
01:03:02and they weren't formalized in our favor.
01:03:05Oh, you with me?
01:03:07Yeah, I am.
01:03:10Japan had lost the war,
01:03:12so a lot of the world was opposed to us sending expeditions to Antarctica for any reason.
01:03:17Of course, Japan didn't have very much influence over that discussion.
01:03:21But in the end, we were allowed the use of East Angle Island,
01:03:24which was actually thought to be unreachable at the time.
01:03:28That kind of sounds like bullying.
01:03:30I don't know if I'd categorize it quite like that.
01:03:33But yeah, that easily could have been their way of sending Japan a message.
01:03:36Happy 10 months. Wishing you a good afternoon.
01:03:39Aw, thanks, It's-a-me.
01:03:44And if you really want to go there, we'd like to see you try, kind of thing.
01:03:48That seems childish.
01:03:50Honestly, that just fired everyone up even more.
01:03:53They raise tons of money from all over the country.
01:03:57And the shipwrights all worked around the clock to design and build a great ship.
01:04:01And then what?
01:04:03Time and time and time again.
01:04:06They found themselves on the brink of giving up.
01:04:09But they broke through.
01:04:13One step at a time.
01:04:15Over and over again.
01:04:18The ship arrives at a glacier and powers through it.
01:04:22While Kanae gives a history lesson about how because of World War II,
01:04:32Japan was deliberately given a terrible, unreachable island.
01:04:40Terrible, unreachable island.
01:04:47With ice in the way.
01:04:50The way to access this again.
01:04:55Basically said, okay, fuck you, we'll just build a big ship and ram through it.
01:05:01Is this show about making gold out of the terrible, unreachable island?
01:05:11No, it's about going on an adventure.
01:05:14So they built a big icebreaker and rammed through it.
01:05:20And rammed through it like a virgin on their wedding night.
01:05:26Goddamn.
01:05:29Goddamn.
01:05:43This is how men think the hymen works.
01:05:59We did it.
01:06:06Not yet.
01:06:08Do you see all that?
01:06:10We have a long way to go and a long way home.
01:06:13So hang in there.
01:06:14I'm back.
01:06:26We can't stop now.
01:06:30Takako! Takako!
01:06:35Hey!
01:06:36Takako!
01:06:48It's beautiful.
01:06:51Takako!
01:06:55It's just...
01:06:57It's so beautiful.
01:07:03Well, this got dark quickly.
01:07:05Yeah.
01:07:06Oh god, the music's again!
01:07:10Hey, I...
01:07:26Ah!
01:07:28Just for the record, I was really, really serious about this.
01:07:32I wanted to do something nice for her so bad!
01:07:34I know, I understand.
01:07:36No, you don't!
01:07:37She didn't even notice I was there!
01:07:40An expedition member can't help out their captain.
01:07:43They won't let you.
01:07:44But hey, you'll get over it eventually.
01:07:46And then maybe you can find someone a little more within your reach.
01:07:51Huh?
01:07:53Takako!
01:07:54Huh?
01:07:57Do you?
01:07:59Nope, absolutely not!
01:08:01That is not what I meant!
01:08:02No, no!
01:08:04Hmm.
01:08:19Sees it, sees it, gives up, and immediately lashes out to someone else.
01:08:26Someone else.
01:08:27Fucking rebound king.
01:08:35You girls finished cleaning up?
01:08:37Yes, ma'am! All done!
01:08:38How are you so comfortable with lying to people like that?
01:08:41Do you want to go outside?
01:08:43You can.
01:08:44You for real?
01:08:45You threw the camera!
01:08:46Right!
01:08:51Here?
01:08:56It's just a brief stop.
01:08:58Don't wander too far, okay?
01:09:00Okay! Let's go!
01:09:05No!
01:09:09Takako!
01:09:16Rebound king.
01:09:18The ship stops briefly.
01:09:20The ship stops briefly, and the girls...
01:09:25The girls...
01:09:28Get to step out.
01:09:30Outside.
01:09:32Off to the icy shores.
01:09:38Arctica for the first time.
01:09:41First time.
01:09:42We get probably the most triumphant part of the show.
01:09:48Part of the show.
01:09:49See, earlier...
01:09:53See, earlier, see, a few episodes prior...
01:09:59Prior, Shiraze said...
01:10:02She'd rub it into everyone's face.
01:10:05Into the face of, uh...
01:10:08Everyone who doubted her.
01:10:11Doubted her when she got back.
01:10:17Well, what's the first, uh, well...
01:10:19Well, what's the first thing, uh...
01:10:23What's the first thing she says when she makes it back?
01:10:30Here we go.
01:10:32Here we go.
01:10:35Last words of someone.
01:10:37It's kind of universal tone.
01:11:02One, two...
01:11:11One, two...
01:11:23We're here.
01:11:25We're here.
01:11:27We're here!
01:11:29We made it!
01:11:30Sakana!
01:11:35Shiraze?
01:11:37Pretty nice, huh?
01:11:39I bet your mom stood right here once.
01:11:42In your face.
01:11:45In your face, in your face, in your face!
01:11:48You made fun of me and looked down your noses, but I believed!
01:11:51You all told me it was impossible!
01:11:53You all said I couldn't do it!
01:11:55But I believed, and look!
01:11:57See, I'm standing in Antarctica!
01:12:00In your face, in your face, in your face, in your face!
01:12:04That's your priority?
01:12:05Oh, she's got a lot of pent-up feelings.
01:12:07But that's the Shiraze we know and love, right?
01:12:09Yeah, in your face!
01:12:10In your face!
01:12:12One, two...
01:12:13In your face!
01:12:21One, two...
01:12:23In your face!
01:12:28Aww...
01:12:29You know, like, the first half of this show
01:12:31is I'm trying to convince the expedition to let them go.
01:12:33And given that this expedition is about recovering a corpse,
01:12:37like, the four of them,
01:12:39they just injected much-needed whimsy into the whole thing.
01:12:44Okay, I'm gonna need a minute.
01:12:46I gotta go put...
01:12:47I gotta go...
01:12:48I gotta get dinner started.
01:12:51So I just need a few...
01:12:52I just need a little bit.
01:12:53Talk amongst yourselves.
01:12:54What are you having for dinner?
01:12:58Oh, we'll find out later.
01:13:01Probably food.
01:13:04I assume.
01:13:06Food, or the side of food.
01:13:08Or the side of liquid.
01:13:12Liquid!
01:13:14Mushy food, fleshy food, and noodle food.
01:13:21And hazardous food.
01:13:27Hazardous as in you'll be on the toilet for a while,
01:13:30or it'll make a Geiger counter tick.
01:13:33Yes.
01:13:35You get to find out.
01:13:39Find out.
01:13:40Find out on Dragon Ball Z.
01:13:45Tune in next time on Total Drama Island.
01:13:53Or nor.
01:13:56When you think about an island...
01:13:59When you think about it,
01:14:00the word island simply means island.
01:14:05Fuck!
01:14:07You're welcome.
01:14:09Bye, Custard.
01:14:10That's not an exact one.
01:14:13Why do you do this to me?
01:14:16An island is the opposite of a lake.
01:14:26The opposite of island...
01:14:29...isn't a sea.
01:14:35I meant lake.
01:14:38The point is, there's another word.
01:14:41And that word is...
01:14:51Zero Zero Red is just a salad, pizza, or soup.
01:14:56The earth is a soup.
01:14:58Well, I hope you like microplastics,
01:15:01because that's what you're getting.
01:15:03Technically, the earth is a soup.
01:15:05I'm getting microplastics.
01:15:08I mean, there's microplastics in breast milk now.
01:15:11We're not safe.
01:15:13I mean, if it's Mickey Minaj, there's macroplastics.
01:15:18No, it is just plastic.
01:15:36Megaplastics, even.
01:15:38Island or just land.
01:15:53I don't think I'll have balance.
01:15:56Not a good one, people.
01:15:58I got shit I got to do tomorrow that I don't want to do.
01:16:04I got shit for the next month I don't want to do.
01:16:09Curse you, little bear.
01:16:19It doesn't help that I'm being evicted.
01:16:21That's going to be fun.
01:16:24It doesn't help that I'm being evicted.
01:16:26That's going to be fun.
01:16:53Almost done.
01:17:16Yay.
01:17:18It's not good.
01:17:20It's not good.
01:17:23God, I'm hungry, but I'm also sick, so I don't want to eat.
01:17:29I hate that.
01:17:32That's unfortunate.
01:17:38Fluffy, what is your profile picture?
01:17:42What is my profile picture?
01:17:45It's a thrombo from RimWorld.
01:17:47It's one of our plushies.
01:17:51OK.
01:17:59OK, I'm back.
01:18:01Sorry about that.
01:18:03What are you making for dinner?
01:18:05We need to know.
01:18:07Tacos.
01:18:09That's neat.
01:18:11Stop.
01:18:14Actually...
01:18:17Thank you for having me.
01:18:20You are always a pleasure.
01:18:23Your company is a pleasure.
01:18:31This is it, huh?
01:18:32Yeah, we made it!
01:18:34Antarctica for real!
01:18:37I actually haven't seen this episode yet.
01:18:39I haven't finished the series yet. I stopped it like at the end of 9.
01:18:43And then I had to like do a bunch of other stuff.
01:18:47Yeah.
01:18:48Imagine having responsibilities like a normal person.
01:18:52High school squad!
01:18:54Yes?
01:18:56Under a hundred. You're clear.
01:18:59I ate so much. Less sweets I guess, but it didn't change at all.
01:19:02I think you'll find there's a correlation, Friendo.
01:19:06Is that really what we're taking there?
01:19:08There's no way we can just take the snowcat, is there?
01:19:11Yuzuki, why do you look like you're dying?
01:19:14Because I am.
01:19:19Look!
01:19:21Yeah, she can't do it.
01:19:26That's funny.
01:19:50What is this?
01:19:57Oh, fuck, I did it.
01:20:01How many episodes are in the show?
01:20:03Thirteen.
01:20:07That was out of twelve.
01:20:15Every episode begins with...
01:20:16Oh, every episode begins with a little Instagram skit like this.
01:20:25If you touch me, I'll kill you.
01:20:46Hey, girl! Go lie down over there!
01:20:48Okay!
01:20:50It's so cold!
01:20:52Hang on! December is summer down here, so unless we get bad weather, it may never even get below freezing!
01:20:58Really? Oh, wow! That's not bad!
01:21:02I'm just kidding!
01:21:06Hey, girl! Go lie down over there!
01:21:08Okay!
01:21:10It's so cold!
01:21:11Hang on! December is summer down here, so unless we get bad weather, it may never even get below freezing!
01:21:16Hey, girl! Go lie down over there!
01:21:19Things are going to get chaotic once the stuff arrives, so let me give you girls a quick tour.
01:21:25So this is Showa Station!
01:21:27That thing that looks like a bunch of blocks stacked on top of each other is the control building.
01:21:31It's kind of like a living room where everyone hangs out.
01:21:34That's the generator building.
01:21:36Those are the residence building and the warehouses.
01:21:39And that's the Lakeside Hotel.
01:21:41Lakeside?
01:21:42That's what we call the lodging house for the summer team.
01:21:44Normally, the expedition members who aren't staying for the whole winter would live there.
01:21:48But because there hasn't been any real maintenance done on the other res hall for about three years,
01:21:53and since you're girls,
01:21:55you get your own rooms!
01:21:59We get to have all this space to ourselves?
01:22:03Yeah, the air is super dry here, so be prepared for static.
01:22:06But the floors are heated, and if you open the blinds...
01:22:11Ah!
01:22:13This means I'm finally free from having to suffer through Kimari's sleep talking.
01:22:17Oh, come on, it can't be that bad.
01:22:19Oh, you're a menace. Open eyes and all.
01:22:22Oh no.
01:22:24What's going on?
01:22:25The Jar Genie won't come out of the toilet.
01:22:29Now he's going to miss the last train.
01:22:31Good grief.
01:22:33Like that.
01:22:34What's a Jar Genie?
01:22:36How should I know?
01:22:41Jar Genie.
01:22:46All the conversation's so random.
01:22:50That's what sleep talking is like.
01:22:54I once said,
01:22:55Mikayla apparently woke up in the middle of the night and heard me say,
01:22:58The cat's got it with the salad.
01:23:05What does that cat do?
01:23:06Think about the dreams you remember.
01:23:08They were pretty absurdist, weren't they?
01:23:12Some of them were.
01:23:17Sometimes I sleep with my eyes half open.
01:23:19That's adorable.
01:23:25Most of the sleeping activity I remember is me waking up and kicking a wall for some reason.
01:23:31For some reason.
01:23:37I sure hope my wall doesn't hate me.
01:23:39Hmm.
01:23:42Hmm.
01:23:48Hmm.
01:23:59Yeah, they're going to be in Antarctica for a while.
01:24:10My husband's on my lap just because I love it.
01:24:13Aww.
01:24:21Alright, okay, we're going to tip off.
01:24:25Alright, see ya.
01:24:27Bye.
01:24:29That was fun.
01:24:39Hmm.
01:24:45Hmm.
01:24:58Oh, my God.
01:25:02God.
01:25:05She's utterly transfixed by the penguin.
01:25:09I mean, I get it, penguins are hilarious.
01:25:20Look at her face!
01:25:25Kinky.
01:25:39It's coming this way!
01:25:41Huh?
01:25:44I gotta... touch it!
01:25:48My feet are getting in!
01:25:49Why are you lazing about?
01:25:52Never a dull moment.
01:25:55Everything good?
01:25:56Oh, uh-huh.
01:26:02They marvel...
01:26:03I used residence building.
01:26:04They marvel...
01:26:05They marvel over penguins.
01:26:07Shirazay.
01:26:08Shirazay is practically...
01:26:09Shirazay is practically...
01:26:10Shirazay is practically... transfixed on one.
01:26:13transfixed on one.
01:26:14On one, and the others have to keep...
01:26:18Keep her from touching it.
01:26:20Touching it.
01:26:22That is the most autistic thing I've ever seen an anime character do.
01:26:39Hmm.
01:26:40Hmm.
01:27:07Is it really okay to just chuck dirty snow in there?
01:27:09They said it would get filtered, so don't worry about it.
01:27:12Pull up your mask, you'll get sunburnt.
01:27:14It's hard to breathe, though.
01:27:17I know.
01:27:18It's been one job after another since we got here.
01:27:21Well, no one's been here in three years.
01:27:23We'll probably be this busy for a while.
01:27:26Well...
01:27:27What?
01:27:28The best way to move the hands of the clock is to keep moving your own.
01:27:31Another of your made-up sayings?
01:27:34Came to me while I worked at the convenience store.
01:27:36I think I'm the type that prefers to keep busy.
01:27:40Ah...
01:27:43I'm poked.
01:27:44I think I like keeping busy better, too.
01:27:47Although...
01:27:49Although...
01:27:50Well, we've been traveling together for a long time at this point, right?
01:27:54Hmm, yep.
01:27:55We've talked about so many things, and we've had a lot of fun together, right?
01:27:59Okay, what's going on with you?
01:28:02A drama?
01:28:03It's a thing I auditioned for right before we left.
01:28:06They're wanting me to play the main character's bestie.
01:28:08Wait, so you booked it?
01:28:10Mm-hmm.
01:28:11Amazing!
01:28:12I think so, too.
01:28:14It's just, once filming starts, I'll have a lot less free time.
01:28:18So we won't be able to hang out like this anymore.
01:28:20That's your problem?
01:28:22Yeah, even if the drama weren't a thing, we'd be back to living apart again anyway.
01:28:26Well, yeah, but...
01:28:27It'll be fine!
01:28:28We're best friends!
01:28:29We'll make it work!
01:28:30Huh?
01:28:36While they're shoveling, uh...
01:28:38While they're shoveling snow into a...
01:28:41Into a water filter.
01:28:50I confess this to getting a role in a drama.
01:28:55And how once they're, uh...
01:28:56Once they're back home, they won't...
01:29:00Have a lot of time to spend together.
01:29:02Spend together?
01:29:04And the concept of...
01:29:06And the concept of...
01:29:07So...
01:29:08It's like...
01:29:09And the concept of...
01:29:10So people are busy.
01:29:12People are bi...
01:29:13People are busy, we'll make it work.
01:29:16We'll make it work is an alien con...
01:29:18Is an alien notion to her.
01:29:35I'm gonna go to sleep.
01:29:36I'll see you individuals tomorrow.
01:29:40Okay, goodnight.
01:29:42Bye.
01:30:05Oh!
01:30:11Oh, God!
01:30:12Stop spiraling!
01:30:13That was the most relatable thing ever.
01:30:16The number of times I've had to pull Mikayla out of a spiral.
01:30:30Aww.
01:30:31Thanks.
01:30:32Thanks, Ren.
01:30:33I love you very much.
01:30:35I hope you have a good night.
01:30:36And I hope you have a good day tomorrow.
01:30:46I'm right, aren't I?
01:30:47Please don't!
01:30:49So it's just you three?
01:30:51Stop spiraling!
01:30:52Without ever telling me!
01:30:55You don't wanna go out there!
01:30:58Okay...
01:31:01How does Ryuzaki get stuck on...
01:31:04Get stuck on the...
01:31:08The fact that Mari said they were best friends.
01:31:11Best friends!
01:31:13But she doesn't remember...
01:31:15Remember having that conversation...
01:31:17Conversation, so she thinks she's out of the loop.
01:31:22And...
01:31:23Stop spiraling!
01:31:24Stop spiraling.
01:31:27Stop spiraling.
01:31:29Stop spiraling.
01:31:32You know, we all know someone like that. We all know someone like this.
01:31:36We all know, we all know someone like, like this, like this. I married someone like this.
01:31:55Aren't you? I knew you had trust issues, but this is next level.
01:31:59Actually, there is one thing we haven't told you yet.
01:32:03Relax, we're all friends here.