I MARRIED A GIGOLO _ _LoveBusterShow
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00:00Did you book a guy for a one-night stand?
00:04Maybe.
00:05Maybe.
00:06No, that's my order.
00:09Come on.
00:15Shame on you, Mrs. Queen.
00:21Why are you so late?
00:23Sorry.
00:24Never mind.
00:27Take this.
00:29How do you want me to use these items?
00:32I want you to scatter them all over the apartment as quick as possible.
00:37That's the turn you're on, okay?
00:40Idiot.
00:41I'm not in the mood for jokes.
00:43My parents are on their way.
00:45So, listen to me carefully.
00:47You and I are going to pretend that we are a loving couple who have been dating for six months, okay?
00:53It's just for one dinner.
00:55I'm staying at the hotel so we won't even have to spend the night.
00:58And I'm paying you in cash.
01:00Remember, we met at the work party, okay?
01:04You're a successful lawyer.
01:05You have worked hard.
01:06You come from a decent, well-to-do family.
01:09And don't forget, you're Jewish.
01:13But I'm not Jewish.
01:15I know, but my mom is, and it would be like an extra bonus for me.
01:20Get it?
01:21Okay.
01:22Yeah, she's, how to put it gently, she's obsessed with her daughter having the perfect boyfriend.
01:29I understand.
01:31Back then, I didn't know that the one night stand guy would change my whole life.
01:35My name is Sandra, and this is my love story.
01:40It's them.
01:41Smile and be a good boy.
01:45Hi, sweetheart.
01:47What happened to your hair?
01:49It's like it's nailed to your head.
01:51Good to see you.
01:52Oh.
01:53Meet mom.
01:55Hi, dad.
01:57Meet, um...
01:59Oliver.
02:00Sir.
02:01Ma'am.
02:02Now I understand why Sandra is such a beauty.
02:05Oh.
02:06Gertrude McLuhan.
02:08And this is Steven, my husband.
02:10Oh, wait, wait, stop.
02:11Stop it.
02:12Put those suitcases down already and say hello to the young man.
02:16Oh, stop.
02:17You can say hello later.
02:19Get your things already.
02:21We had a 16-hour flight.
02:23I thought I was going to die.
02:24Sorry.
02:26Steven!
02:28Shoes.
02:39I didn't know then that I had a hell of an evening ahead of me.
02:44Enough fried food.
02:46You have high cholesterol.
02:47Well, tell me, where did you meet?
02:50In the park.
02:52We met at work, but then we decided to take a walk in the park.
02:57Yeah, you know how much I love walks in the park.
02:59Yeah.
03:01Honey, don't talk with your mouth full.
03:04And we walked until late at night, and I suggested to continue the evening.
03:10Continue?
03:11Yeah.
03:12Sandra?
03:14I mean, meet again.
03:16I see.
03:17Sandra, what's your posture?
03:19You look like the Hedgehog from Notre Dame.
03:21So, what happened next?
03:24I made up new dates for us each time.
03:28Lunch with Chinese food.
03:30Breakfast, English breakfast with tea.
03:34French dinner with champagne and strawberry.
03:38And so on, every day.
03:42I make strawberries every day.
03:48I can't believe it.
03:53No, it's actually true.
03:55It's true.
03:56We even have pictures.
03:58We took a lot of pictures.
04:00Yeah.
04:01Great.
04:02Enough.
04:03I'm ready to see them over dessert.
04:06But we don't have any.
04:08I thought you said you do.
04:09Of course we have.
04:10Honey, they are on...
04:13Developing.
04:14Yeah.
04:15We were just about...
04:17To pick them up tomorrow.
04:18Yeah, pick them up tomorrow.
04:20We wanted to do a Mexican dinner.
04:22Yeah.
04:23Enjoy our pictures.
04:25Drink wine.
04:26Steven, don't sit there like a stamp.
04:29Cancel the reservation.
04:31We are spending the night here.
04:32I can't risk this.
04:33What?
04:34Honey, you don't have to look at me like that.
04:37And I'll need duplicates of those pictures.
04:40Honey, my neighbor, stupid Hag Roach, will be so jealous.
04:44After all, her daughter is an old maid.
04:49What a disaster.
04:51Not only were my parents staying,
04:52but some stranger would be sleeping in my room.
04:55But this was all just the beginning.
04:58Syndra, you shouldn't be sleeping so late at your age.
05:02Oliver has made something incredible here.
05:05Oliver, I expect to have an equal wonderful dinner
05:09while looking at your pictures.
05:11Yeah?
05:12Yeah, of course, mom.
05:13Oliver, can we talk for a second?
05:15Yeah.
05:16I'm sorry.
05:18What are you doing here?
05:20Kosher breakfast.
05:22Yeah, shakshuka.
05:24Actually, I'm a cook.
05:25What?
05:26Yeah.
05:29I'm not really an escort.
05:31In my first time, actually.
05:33I needed extra money and my friend recommended it.
05:36Dubs, enough whispering.
05:38Come and join us.
05:39Oh my God, when is this going to end?
05:42Come on, mom.
05:44Anyway, I'm paying you double
05:46and we are running out to take some fake photos tomorrow.
05:49Because, as you know, I have nothing to show her.
05:52Okay?
05:53Sorry, I have job to do.
05:55Actually, I don't want to lie to your parents anymore.
05:57They are great people.
05:58Please, please.
05:59Syndra!
06:01Yeah?
06:04Okay.
06:06We have a deal.
06:07Yeah.
06:08Thanks.
06:09Coming, mommy.
06:12My God.
06:13How are we supposed to remember all that stuff you told to my parents yesterday?
06:18I remember everything.
06:20Do you?
06:21Yeah.
06:22I put different thing in the backpack.
06:23Yours and mine.
06:25And?
06:26We will change for each photos.
06:28Oh.
06:29Supposedly, it's a different day.
06:30Supposedly, it's a different day.
06:31So, we will buy food in a fast food joint and...
06:35I don't know.
06:37Ask people for the rest.
06:39And then, the day that seemed like a nightmare
06:42suddenly turned into the best day of my life.
06:46Oliver found a bunch of delicious food
06:48and came up with ideas for photos.
06:51We weren't trying to play joy in the photos.
06:53We were really having fun.
06:56At that moment, I looked at Oliver with different eyes.
07:00For the first time in my life,
07:01there was someone around to take care of me.
07:04I think I'd forgotten what it was like.
07:07It was like the dream date I never had.
07:12Will you just stand there?
07:16And staring at me?
07:21Thank you, Oliver.
07:25You will thank me later.
07:31I decided to not judge you
07:34because I want this to remain a real date.
07:39Even if it was only once.
07:41But my mother...
07:43You see, I care about her opinion too much.
07:46And she's demanding.
07:48That's why I've been alone for years.
07:51But it's better than having to listen to her
07:53telling me what bad choices I've made.
07:55I would go out with you.
07:58Would you?
08:00Yeah, sure.
08:02And we still have to get the pictures ready.
08:05My God, you're right.
08:12My parents were absolutely delighted
08:14with Oliver, the dinner and the pictures.
08:17And I would be happy for this to be the end.
08:20But now...
08:21Oliver, propose to my daughter while we are here.
08:25Mom, what's going on in here?
08:27I'm arranging your marriage.
08:28But it's ridiculous.
08:30I'm not ready for that yet.
08:31That's for me to decide.
08:33Take this ring, darling.
08:34Stop it!
08:35Did you just raise your voice at me?
08:38Yes! No, I mean...
08:40No, I just said I will decide by myself
08:43when and whom I'm going to marry.
08:45Then why have you been praising your fiancé to us all the time?
08:48To get you off my back.
08:52And he's not my fiancé.
08:55He's an escort.
08:58Sorry, what did you just say?
08:59I hired him online so he would pretend my boyfriend.
09:02I don't have a boyfriend.
09:03And even if I did find one, you wouldn't like him anyway.
09:06Well, then pay him.
09:09Let him leave and we'll talk to you then.
09:11I don't want the money.
09:14I just want to say that...
09:17your daughter is wonderful.
09:20She's smart.
09:21She's kind.
09:22It would be an honor for me,
09:24for an ordinary cook from a small restaurant
09:27to take Sandra out,
09:29to be her man,
09:30to take care of her.
09:32She's so afraid of you
09:34that she can't let anyone near her.
09:37Sandra!
09:38Money.
09:40You are nothing to us.
09:41I know people.
09:42Yeah? Really?
09:44So, why haven't you figured out
09:47that your daughter made it all up?
09:50I'm not a Jewish.
09:52What?
09:54So, looks like you might be wrong too.
10:01Oliver.
10:02Sandra, now I'll tell you...
10:05No!
10:06Now I tell you,
10:08my dear wife.
10:10You seem to have forgotten
10:12who I was when we met.
10:14I was cleaning toilets
10:17for three dollars an hour.
10:20And the only reason I succeeded was
10:23that I had a woman I loved
10:26and wanted to work hard for.
10:29So let our daughter finally choose
10:32who she wants to be with.
10:34Sorry, but...
10:35Shut up!
10:36For once,
10:37you are giving everyone a headache!
10:40Sandra.
10:43Do you like this guy?
10:47Yes.
10:48Then go out with him.
10:50It's your life.
10:51It's your choice
10:53who you love.
10:56Mom?
10:58Why you don't say anything?
11:02I suddenly realized
11:03that we don't have much time left.
11:06Time?
11:07Time for what?
11:08For you.
11:10To catch up with Oliver.
11:12Sorry, really.
11:14Sorry.
11:15Okay.
11:19Sandra, now
11:21bring that crazy cook back
11:24and tell him you are going out with him.
11:26Okay?
11:27Okay.
11:28Then hurry up.
11:30Oliver.
11:32You asked me
11:33would I go on a real date with you.
11:36Well,
11:38my answer is yes.
11:44When we go out,
11:47will I have to pay you?
11:50For sure.
11:54I charge double for the nights.
11:58I realized
11:59that all this time
12:00I should have been looking for a guy for myself,
12:02not for my parents.
12:05Even though they can give me good advice,
12:07in the end,
12:08it's up to me to decide
12:09who to be happy with.
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