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00:00Get ready to match the stars for Sir Brooks,
00:04Brett Summers, Charles Nelson Roddy,
00:09from Real People, Sarah Purcell,
00:12Scully Mitchell, and Franny Blythe,
00:16as we play the star-studded big-money match game.
00:21And now, here's the star of match game,
00:24Gene Rayburn!
00:26Hello, Gene.
00:27Thank you, thank you, thank you, friends, for joining us.
00:30We've got the stars, and we've got the money to give away,
00:33so let's see if we can put them all together
00:35and give some money away.
00:37Over here, we have Edie Stewart.
00:38Come around down here, Edie, and talk to me.
00:41She's won the game, and she's going to have a go
00:43at the big-money stand right there,
00:44in the little blue dot, if you would, please.
00:46Would you refresh in our memory
00:48the star-studded big-money match game
00:50that we just saw?
00:52There's the big-money stand right there,
00:53in the little blue dot, if you would, please.
00:55Would you refresh in our memories a little bit
00:57as to where you're from and all that?
00:59I'm from Fullerton, and a grocery checker,
01:02and mother of two.
01:04All right.
01:05Who's minding the store?
01:08Their dad.
01:09Their dad, okay.
01:11Here we go, Edie.
01:12We polled a studio audience not too long ago
01:14and said, write down your best answer to this.
01:18To this.
01:19To this.
01:20Hey, listen.
01:21I'm going to give you a first.
01:22They forgot to put the guy in the box.
01:25Get in that box.
01:27Come here.
01:28Lori, get out here.
01:30Lori.
01:32Get on your knees.
01:39Okay, get in there, Lori.
01:46Listen.
01:48This is our seventh year.
01:50This is the first time that happened.
01:51It had to happen sometime.
01:52You didn't notice it, Jane, at all.
01:54Well, you didn't.
01:55No.
01:56No.
01:57All right.
01:58We polled a studio audience and said,
01:59write down your best answer to this.
02:02Blank.
02:03Balsam.
02:04Now, if you say the answer they wrote down most often,
02:07you get $500.
02:09For matching the second most popular answer,
02:11you get $250.
02:13And then if you match the third, you get $100.
02:17Now, you can solicit answers from three of the six stars.
02:21Okay.
02:24Fanny.
02:26Wonderful, brilliant actor, Mr. Martin Balsam.
02:29Marty Balsam.
02:30Okay.
02:34Scowy.
02:39That's how I feel, Scowy.
02:40The only thing I could think of was Martin Balsam.
02:42Cheerio Balsam.
02:44What is Cheerio Balsam?
02:47You think of another one.
02:48You think of another one.
02:52Charles.
02:55Wait a minute.
02:56She's called on Charles.
02:57You have no choice.
02:59Okay.
03:00A very popular solution if you're losing your hair.
03:05Oil of balsam.
03:08Oil of balsam.
03:11Oh, heaven help us.
03:13Now, hold on just a second here.
03:16Some smart aleck in the audience thinks he has a better answer than any of those.
03:21Just a minute.
03:23Now, hold on.
03:25Cut, cut.
03:27The guy in the back row there with the glasses.
03:29Stand up if you would, please, sir.
03:31Now, what is your answer?
03:33Oil of balsam.
03:35Oil of balsam.
03:42The guy in the back row.
03:51I tell you, the stars get a little cranky if the audience is smarter than they are, you see.
04:00Okay.
04:01Beat it, Mac.
04:02I never heard of her.
04:03Who is she?
04:05Ask him what the base of that shampoo is.
04:09Oil of balsam.
04:10Oil of balsam.
04:11Oil of balsam.
04:13Cheerio balsam and Marty balsam, the three they've given you.
04:17And now you can choose one of those or one of your own.
04:22I'll take oil of balsam.
04:23You want oil of balsam?
04:34Boy, if you're wrong, you're going to get it.
04:40Okay, let's go down there and look at the $100 response.
04:43Alberto balsam.
04:45Who in heaven's name is Alberto balsam?
04:48It's a cousin of Wella balsam.
04:51Thank you, John.
04:53Let's see if we got Wella balsam out of the $250 response.
04:57Marty balsam, the actor.
04:58It could be you and Marty.
05:02All right, here's the last chance for Wella balsam.
05:04Let's go.
05:06You got it.
05:07Yay!
05:08Yay!
05:09Hey, wait a minute.
05:10Wait a minute.
05:11How are you guys?
05:12Get back here.
05:13Get back.
05:14Get back here.
05:15How the hell are you?
05:16Get over there.
05:17No.
05:18Get over there.
05:19Get out of there.
05:20Sit down there and don't argue with me.
05:21Well, I still think Cheerio balsam was a good answer.
05:37I didn't see it.
05:39Wait, here comes Mr. Pushy now.
05:40Here's a guy.
05:44I didn't see it.
05:46Wait, here comes Mr. Pushy now!
05:50Oh, here's the guy.
05:56What's your name?
05:58Barry Kent. Where are you from, Barry?
06:00Fayetteville, Tennessee.
06:02Fayetteville, Tennessee. Bill Kent.
06:04I think you better go back, Barry.
06:06They're getting a little ugly.
06:14Fayetteville, Tennessee.
06:16Oh, great.
06:18Los Angeles is really a more hospitable town
06:20than you might get the impression it is.
06:22Oh, great.
06:24Okay, now, Edie, you got $500.
06:26Means the least you'll play for is ten times that amount, or $5,000.
06:28However, we want you to spin the star wheel
06:30and see if you can double the money
06:32and play for $10,000.
06:34Well, nobody up here is gonna answer.
06:36Give it a go. Here we go.
06:38We're all rooting for a double.
06:40Put his name up there!
06:44Double money!
06:46Ha!
06:52Way up.
06:54Face me if you would, please.
06:56You are now playing
06:58for $10,000.
07:00Good luck to you, and this is it.
07:02Blank,
07:04blind.
07:06B-L-I-N-D.
07:08Blank, blind.
07:14Blank, blind.
07:20Okay, now, she's finished.
07:22If you give us the answer that she has on that card,
07:24you get $10,000.
07:26What do you say to that?
07:30Sun blind.
07:32Yes.
07:34Oh, baby.
07:36She kind of drew a blank on that, I'm sorry to say.
07:38She couldn't think of anything other than sun blind.
07:40I am too. I thought we had a winner.
07:42Very good answer, Brett.
07:44Well,
07:46Edie Stewart, you got
07:48$500 and 400
07:50friends out there who helped you get the
07:52$500, and we thank you,
07:54and she thanks you. Now we've got a little message
07:56for America.
07:58Here we go. We welcome back
08:00Jerry DeLue here. Remember her
08:02from yesterday's appearance?
08:04You want to refresh our memories about you,
08:06my dear?
08:08She's got a wonderful suntan,
08:10and she just came back from Hawaii, right?
08:12Yes. I live in Carlspad
08:14down by San Diego, and I'm in
08:16real estate. Alright.
08:18Here we go with game number two. This is the final game
08:20for you two ladies. Jerry, you may have
08:22A or B. B, please.
08:24Alright. B says,
08:26the Hollywood producer said,
08:28there's something
08:30wrong with the casting in this movie.
08:32It's the life story of Orson Welles,
08:34and in the starring role, they've got
08:36blanks.
08:40Everybody's ready.
08:42Jerry?
08:44Hollywood producer said, there's something wrong
08:46with the casting in this movie.
08:48It's the life story of Orson Welles.
08:50And you know who he is.
08:52And in the starring role, they've got
08:54Red Skelton.
08:56That's the only skinny person I can think of.
08:58Red Skelton is the skinniest person
09:00you can think of? I don't know.
09:02I don't know. Alright.
09:04We're about the same size, aren't we?
09:06She was on the right track. She won
09:08She was trying to name someone skinny,
09:10and she said Red Skelton, who is really not
09:12that skinny, is he? Not anymore.
09:14What do you say? Well,
09:16I'm the only one in this room old enough
09:18to remember this fella. Who's that?
09:20Skinny Ennis. Skinny Ennis!
09:22You remember him? I've got a date with the name
09:24Jerry Ward. Do you remember him? Yeah.
09:26He was with Hal Kemp's orchestra. No, I was just saying,
09:28you're right, you're the only one old enough.
09:30What do you say to that?
09:32I believe that for the first time this week,
09:34I do have the definitive answer.
09:36What do you have the right answer?
09:38Don Knotts! Don Knotts is the definitive answer.
09:40That's right.
09:42Show us yours, sir.
09:44Don Knotts.
09:46Yes, sir.
09:48John, he's not only shorter than Orson Welles,
09:50he is skinnier than Orson Welles
09:52by a long shot. And you, madam?
09:54Well, I was thinking of like a pint-sized
09:56Orson Welles, a smaller
09:58version, Mickey Rooney.
10:00Mickey Rooney is all right.
10:02What have you got there for us, Scully?
10:04Well, I think that this would really
10:06give one cause to wonder about the casting.
10:08I said Sidney Poitier.
10:10I like it, Scully.
10:12That's good.
10:14I like that.
10:16What did you put down in that card?
10:18Kate Jackson.
10:20Oh.
10:22Okay.
10:24Ready, Edie?
10:26Yes.
10:28This is yours.
10:30Nick said...
10:32Nick said...
10:34Yeah.
10:36The Arabs are investing
10:38in lots of insurance companies.
10:40Just think,
10:42now you'll be able to say,
10:44I've got a piece of the blank.
10:46Oh, I got it.
10:52For gifted game players.
10:54Gifted game players.
10:56Exactly. Nick said the Arabs are investing
10:58in lots of insurance companies.
11:00I've got a piece of the blank.
11:02Um...
11:04Oil will.
11:06Oh, you missed it, too.
11:08I'm sorry. Are you familiar
11:10with the regular phrase,
11:12I've got a piece of the rock?
11:14You know, that's a slogan of a very
11:16well-known insurance company in America.
11:18Well, in...
11:20What are you... Did you get it?
11:22No. You didn't get it either?
11:24I said desert.
11:26He didn't get it either.
11:28Terrific answers here. Say one of them.
11:30I'll say sphinx.
11:32I got a piece of the sphinx.
11:34That's one of the terrific... It's made of rock.
11:36That's right. It's made of rock, you idiots.
11:38That's Egypt.
11:40Sphinx is one of the two terrific answers.
11:42No, it's not.
11:44You mind your own business,
11:46blondie. Arabs.
11:48Egyptians are Arabs. No, they're not.
11:50Egyptians are Egyptians, and Arabs are Arabs.
11:52I know.
11:54Oh, they're all Arabs.
11:56They're all Arabs.
11:58What do you think they're all fighting about over there?
12:00I'm sorry. I'm very confused.
12:02About what?
12:04I said oil well. I don't know.
12:12I hate it so when a rotten answer wins.
12:16Doesn't that tell you something?
12:18Yes.
12:20Sarah?
12:22Just think.
12:24Now you'll be able to say I've got a piece of the...
12:26Only thing I can think of.
12:28Okay.
12:30Now, I know what the word is.
12:32I've got a piece of the block.
12:34Rock. Block.
12:36All right.
12:38B-L-O-C. Block.
12:40I've got a piece of the block.
12:42You can say that if you want.
12:44It's a better answer than that, folks.
12:48I said pyramid.
12:50There's the answer.
12:52That's the answer.
12:56There were two.
12:58Sphinx and pyramid were the two definitive answers.
13:00What do you got there, Fanny?
13:02Well, if Egypt is Egypt and Arabia is Arabia,
13:04I don't get it.
13:06You flunked geography
13:08in addition to spelling.
13:10Yeah, I said you have a piece of the sheik.
13:16Oh, here we go.
13:18All right, let's go to round two.
13:20Edie, you're ahead. We'll ask you to go first.
13:22B.
13:24B it is.
13:26When the archaeologists unwrapped King Tut's mummy,
13:28they were shocked.
13:30Inside King Tut's mummy was King Tut's blank.
13:36Okay, okay, okay.
13:40When the archaeologists unwrapped King Tut's mummy,
13:42they were shocked.
13:44Inside King Tut's mummy was King Tut's blank.
13:48B.
13:50Body.
13:54That's the only thing you can think of?
13:56No, I can think of something else.
13:58What else did you think of, Edie?
14:00What?
14:02No.
14:04You, sir, what do you say?
14:06Timex.
14:08Timex.
14:14Oh, talk about your non sequiturs.
14:16Still ticking, I might say.
14:18Naturally.
14:20Very good.
14:22Now, that's funny.
14:24Yes, it is.
14:26But the trick of this show is not to be so mirth-provoking
14:28as it is not to be accurate,
14:30but to try and make sense of this and that.
14:32I wouldn't show that if I were you.
14:34What did you say, Edie?
14:36Mummy, mummy.
14:38Sarah.
14:40Sarah Purcell?
14:42Yes, Sarah Purcell.
14:44Well, it made sense to me to put
14:46inside of King Tut's mummy
14:48was King Tut's mummy.
14:50Mummy.
14:52Terrible, Sarah.
14:54They get hostile, don't they?
14:56Yes, they do.
14:58I'm mad sometimes.
15:00I said daddy.
15:02I knew that that was the right...
15:04That's the only reason I said it. I knew it was correct.
15:06Correct. Right.
15:08But you didn't match. Body.
15:10What do you say, buddy?
15:12The archeologists just unwrapped
15:14King Tut's mummy, and they were shocked
15:16because inside King Tut's mummy was King Tut's...
15:18Tummy.
15:20Tummy.
15:22King Tut's tummy in King Tut's mummy.
15:26Now, you want to do a commercial now?
15:28All right.
15:30Don't go away because we've got business with you.
15:32Watch this, if you please.
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15:50Ha ha ha.
15:52Here we go.
15:56This is the second question
15:58of the second round now.
16:00Jerry, you need one to tie.
16:02Two to win.
16:04Ready?
16:06At the nudist colony... Uh-oh.
16:10Okay, that's it.
16:12Make up your own question.
16:14At the nudist colony formal ball,
16:16Fred wore a three-piece outfit.
16:18It consisted of
16:20two black socks
16:22and a blank.
16:24Oh, no!
16:26Nudist colony
16:28formal ball.
16:30I'm finished, Tom.
16:34A three-piece
16:36outfit. It consisted of two
16:38black socks and a blank.
16:42That's right.
16:44Three-piece...
16:46Outfit. Outfit.
16:48Outfit.
16:50Outfit.
16:52Now, Jerry, at the nudist
16:54colony formal ball,
16:56Fred wore a three-piece outfit.
16:58It consisted of two black socks
17:00and a... Hat.
17:02And a hat.
17:04All right.
17:10You think that's a good answer?
17:12He applauded her.
17:14What did you say, Foster?
17:16She said hat.
17:18Hat. Hat.
17:20I said pasty. A pasty!
17:24No, I said two...
17:26I said two...
17:28A tie.
17:34What'd you say, Charles?
17:36What'd you say, hon?
17:38Come on, hon. We're all anxious to hear what you said.
17:40What'd you say, hon?
17:42A garter belt. Garter belt!
17:46Oh, I tell you...
17:48It's really wild up here today.
17:50Sarah Purcell.
17:52The English composer pronounced his name Purcell,
17:54not Purcell. That's right.
17:56Who cares? Let's get on with the
17:58scoring.
18:00I'm trying to.
18:02What was Purcell's first name?
18:04Why, Mr. Rayburn. Yes.
18:06Well, I thought that he should wear
18:08a top hat with his black socks.
18:10A top hat!
18:12Okay.
18:14I thought it was a little less formal.
18:16I said a derby. A derby!
18:18That wins it all for Jerry.
18:20Look at that, baby.
18:22Amen.
18:28We're going to say goodbye to Edie Stewart.
18:30It leaves us with $500 in our best wishes.
18:32Goodbye, Edie.
18:34Here we go.
18:36Yes!
18:38We're on the first team here.
18:40Jerry, we polled the studio audience not too long ago
18:42and we asked them, write down your best answer to this.
18:44Blank image.
18:46$500 for matching the most popular,
18:48$250 for the second most popular,
18:50and $100 for the third.
18:52Three of the six will help.
18:54Fannie?
18:56I'm with you, hon.
18:58I have about seven or eight.
19:00If somebody will write it down,
19:02I'll just sort it out.
19:04Okay.
19:06I think there are twins called
19:08mirror image twins.
19:10Brett?
19:12What I've always tried to maintain
19:14through my life, a good image.
19:16Good image.
19:18Watch it.
19:20She called on you.
19:22Oh, that's good.
19:24Wait a minute. Something may be coming to you.
19:26A bad image.
19:28So we have a good image, a bad image, and a mirror image.
19:30You may choose one of those
19:32or give us one of your own. What would you like to do?
19:34Mirror.
19:36You want to say mirror image?
19:38Let's find out if it's up there.
19:40Maybe we should see the $100 response.
19:42Self image is one.
19:44Let's go up the ladder and look at the next one, please.
19:46Mirror image. You've got it.
19:48What do you think is up on top there?
19:50Bad.
19:52Bad image. Slide the big one.
19:54Stitten image.
19:56Yeah.
19:58Now you've got $250.
20:00It means the least you'll play for is $2,500.
20:02If you get a lucky spin on the star wheel,
20:04you double it and play for $5,000.
20:06Good luck to you. Here we go.
20:08No, no, no, no.
20:10No, no, no, no.
20:12A double, Sarah.
20:14Get in there.
20:16Oh, Sarah.
20:18You're playing for $2,500 with Sarah Purcell.
20:20And here we go.
20:22Sarah.
20:24Good luck. It says
20:26hooked blank.
20:28That's H-O-O-K-E-D blank.
20:30Hooked blank.
20:32Oh.
20:34Got one?
20:36Don't say it yet.
20:38I'll call on you in a moment.
20:40Okay.
20:42If you give us the answer
20:44that she has on the card,
20:46you get the $2,500.
20:48What do you say to that?
20:50Rug.
20:52Hooked rug.
20:54Yay.
20:56She says we'll match it for the $2,500.
20:58What do you say to that, Sarah?
21:00Hooked fish.
21:02Jerry, you have a total of $250
21:04and our best wishes.
21:06Many thanks for being here on Match Game.
21:08And now we've got this message for you.
21:10Thank you, stars. You were wonderful.
21:12Join us next time for Match Game.
21:14Gene Rayburn here. Goodbye.
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