Matis has a rather special hobbit: Fakirism. His girlfriend is not too fond of all these dangers but he remains attached | dG1fYTlrTzlwNHNxdEE
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00:00So, grandma wanted to know what you're bringing for Christmas.
00:04Well, I just wanted to talk to you about it.
00:07I don't think I really want to go to your grandma's in Brittany this year.
00:11Uh, why?
00:13Honestly, don't you think we should rather spend Christmas here, the two of us, in Montpellier?
00:16I don't want to leave her alone.
00:18But your grandma will never be alone.
00:20There are so many people in your family.
00:21There will be like 40 little Brutons next to her.
00:23That's how you see us.
00:27Go ahead, I'll open it.
00:28Did you order a pizza, maybe?
00:29No, no, no.
00:30Master Fakir?
00:32Listen, you must.
00:33Because I don't have much time left.
00:35Listen!
00:37Tomorrow,
00:38the day after,
00:39I won't be here anymore.
00:41So, to help you improve, I must.
00:43But you told me the day before, Master.
00:45You're at least 300 years old.
00:46You couldn't have foreseen...
00:47You talk too much.
00:48You must train.
00:50Because you're a big piece of shit!
00:54Where's your bra mat, young Palakota?
00:57I don't have it yet.
00:58But I went to IKEA.
01:00The problem is, they only have velvet mats.
01:03Shut up!
01:05How do you practice Fakirism?
01:07I do house Fakirism.
01:09Do you see the bicycle?
01:11It's basically the same thing.
01:13I'll explain.
01:14But we'll have examples.
01:15So, the first step of house Fakirism,
01:18what is it?
01:19It's candles!
01:22But how do you walk on fire?
01:27I don't walk.
01:28I jump.
01:29Like this.
01:36Welcome back to this second step,
01:38which is called the DJ step.
01:41It's going to make some music.
01:43Paris!
01:44I need everyone!
01:45Hands in the air!
01:46Paris!
01:48And now,
01:49the third step.
01:50The final step.
01:52The sacred fire.
01:53I am now the...
01:56Erismatis Micolac, you're a dead man!
01:59But you're...
02:00Totally sacred, but what are you doing?
02:02What the fuck are you doing?
02:04You spent Christmas alone in Bretagne
02:06with your grandmother that I hate!
02:08Don't worry, he's going to die.
02:10I hate him!
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