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00:00:00So, you know, kissing in public.
00:00:29No super tight or revealing clothing, no...
00:00:32Drink in front of my family.
00:00:33You know I only like to get drunk with my fiancé.
00:00:34I can't believe we're here.
00:00:35What?
00:00:36No hugging, too?
00:00:37No, that's great.
00:00:38You never complain about my screaming in private.
00:01:09It's my sister, Nahlah, and my brother, Omar.
00:01:37And people call me Omar.
00:01:39How's it going?
00:01:42It's all good.
00:01:45I'm going to Egypt.
00:01:46And a nice landing.
00:01:48Welcome to Egypt happy feet.
00:01:49Oh I love that movie!
00:01:51Yeah, welcome.
00:01:52Do you like this.
00:01:53And we made you all the food you like.
00:01:55Let's go.
00:01:56Let's go.
00:01:57What do you think.
00:01:58It's...different.
00:01:59Your friend's mad.
00:02:00What friend?
00:02:01What friend?
00:02:02Do you hear me?
00:02:03Ahmed, don't worry about him.
00:02:04He's always falling or standing.
00:02:05Hello! Welcome!
00:02:07Thank God you're safe, Ahmed. I missed you so much.
00:02:11How are you, Abu Nagwa?
00:02:13Christy, this is Abu Nagwa, our family friend and neighbor.
00:02:16Hi, Abu. Nice to meet you.
00:02:18Abu is my father.
00:02:20Didn't you say his name was Abu?
00:02:22Yes, yes, but it's a complicated name.
00:02:25Abu means father, so Abu Nagwa means the father of Nagwa.
00:02:29That's how we refer to people.
00:02:31What's his actual name, though?
00:02:33By the way, what's your name, Abu Nagwa?
00:02:35After all this time, you don't know my name.
00:02:37My name is Jabirzi.
00:02:39What's his name?
00:02:41His name is Jack, Chris. Jack.
00:02:44Jack? Really? Wow!
00:02:47Who's this Jack?
00:02:48His dog.
00:02:49Oh, I thought it was his brother.
00:02:51Let's get in the car, and you, Abu Nagwa, put on your shoes.
00:02:54What shoes, mom? What car?
00:02:56Omar, didn't I tell you to rent a car?
00:02:58Yes, but mom said we should come with Uncle Jack.
00:03:00What do you mean?
00:03:01What do you mean we should come with Uncle Jack?
00:03:03Mom, I brought things to sleep in.
00:03:05Is there a problem, babe?
00:03:06They want us to ride in this piece of crap.
00:03:08I'm going to go rent a car.
00:03:09Ahmed, come here.
00:03:10You're tired. I forgot to bring you a car.
00:03:12Don't make your mother angry.
00:03:13It's no big deal.
00:03:14Plus, only tourists rent cars.
00:03:16I'm with a bona fide Egyptian.
00:03:17It'll be fun.
00:03:18Oh, fun. I hope Mrs. M.D. likes the car.
00:03:21And then I have an air-conditioned car.
00:03:26Abu Nagwa, the singer who sings under the sea.
00:03:28Did you bring your CD from the museum?
00:03:30What museum?
00:03:31The CD is already sold out.
00:03:33I'm giving you a special discount
00:03:35for your wedding.
00:03:36Discount?
00:03:37Babe, does Jack have any Egyptian music?
00:03:39I'd love to hear some.
00:03:40Uncle Thomas.
00:03:41I thought you said his name was Jack.
00:03:43It's a complicated man.
00:03:45The bride wants an Arab foreigner.
00:03:47Get her an Arab foreigner.
00:03:48You shouldn't have come early, mom.
00:03:52Oh, I love this.
00:03:53We should probably get our wedding.
00:03:54Wedding?
00:03:55I told Uncle Farah to get you a wedding.
00:03:57Babe, is that legal?
00:04:00No, it's not.
00:04:02Is the wedding venue close to here?
00:04:04No, it's near downtown.
00:04:05This is called Masr El Dina.
00:04:07Masr El Dina.
00:04:08Can we go to the venue tomorrow morning?
00:04:10Of course, ma'am.
00:04:11It's crispy, ma'am.
00:04:13Crispy?
00:04:14It's called crispy.
00:04:15Mom, she wants to know where Farah is.
00:04:18She wants to know where Farah is.
00:04:20There's no wedding in the streets.
00:04:22Everyone is leaving.
00:04:23And those who are coming,
00:04:24tell them congratulations.
00:04:26This Farah in Suwan is the one
00:04:28who brings all your friends together.
00:04:30You, our daughter, and the man who came
00:04:32and we want to surprise you
00:04:33and do the homework with you.
00:04:34I'm telling you,
00:04:35no homework, no talent.
00:04:36You make a suwan wedding
00:04:37and we'll make a bazaar wedding.
00:04:38Amin, is that real meat?
00:04:40Babe, it's normal.
00:04:41I'm telling you,
00:04:42if you don't want any of your friends
00:04:43to come to your wedding,
00:04:44I have a friend who knows how to make meat.
00:04:45I can get it for you.
00:04:46Right now,
00:04:47the one who's in the mood,
00:04:48Hookah and Ortega,
00:04:49will light up your wedding.
00:04:50Dude, I'll get you Hookah and Ortega
00:04:52with the same suwan wedding.
00:04:53What is this?
00:04:55It's normal.
00:04:58Oh, that's a good way to die.
00:05:01Chrissy,
00:05:02make yourself crazy.
00:05:04Oh my God,
00:05:05this isn't a future.
00:05:07Oh my God!
00:05:11No!
00:05:14I'm sorry.
00:05:24Hello.
00:05:55You're the one who married her
00:05:56and she's still single.
00:05:58And the people around her,
00:05:59I don't know,
00:06:00they're crazy.
00:06:02And crazy people
00:06:03don't know the basics.
00:06:05You're going to stay with us
00:06:06for two days until my parents come.
00:06:08Amin,
00:06:09is everything alright with your grandmother?
00:06:10She seems really upset.
00:06:12She just thinks you're pretty, babe.
00:06:14Oh,
00:06:15that's so sweet.
00:06:16It is so nice to finally meet you.
00:06:19Amin has told me so much about you.
00:06:21What are you talking about?
00:06:22What are you talking about?
00:06:23What are you talking about?
00:06:24What is this?
00:06:25Do you know English or what?
00:06:26She does swear,
00:06:27but she doesn't swear at you,
00:06:28she swears in general.
00:06:30Chrissy,
00:06:31aren't you going to eat?
00:06:32Are you angry?
00:06:34Angry?
00:06:35No, I just got scared.
00:06:36I didn't see the cane coming.
00:06:38He means hungry, babe.
00:06:40Oh, hungry.
00:06:42Yes, I'm starving.
00:06:43In the name of God, the most merciful.
00:06:46Hamada, my dear,
00:06:47I want you to eat all of this.
00:06:49You don't seem to like me.
00:06:50I don't like you at all.
00:06:52And you, Chrissy,
00:06:53I'm not going to tell you.
00:06:54I want you to...
00:06:56Mom,
00:06:57Mom,
00:06:58I want you to...
00:07:00Like this.
00:07:01It smells amazing.
00:07:03Is this soup?
00:07:04It's called Malokhia.
00:07:05Kind of like spinach.
00:07:07Back in the day,
00:07:08only kings could eat it.
00:07:10Well, in that case,
00:07:11I'll definitely have some Malokhia.
00:07:13Oh, my dear,
00:07:14I love your Malokhia.
00:07:17Let me feed you the rabbit, too.
00:07:21Oh, my God.
00:07:22Amin,
00:07:23what is that?
00:07:25Yes, Hamad.
00:07:26It's a rabbit.
00:07:28I washed it myself
00:07:29and made it look like a rabbit.
00:07:32Chrissy, don't scare the...
00:07:34This is not a cat.
00:07:35This is a rabbit.
00:07:36Rabbit.
00:07:37Mom,
00:07:38she holds the rabbit
00:07:39from her ears
00:07:40and look to the rabbit
00:07:42and her,
00:07:43her breast
00:07:45and count to ten
00:07:46and
00:07:47catch the knife
00:07:49catch the knife
00:07:50kill the rabbit
00:07:51quickly
00:07:52and
00:07:53softly
00:07:54because this animal
00:07:55and then
00:07:57remove
00:07:58her
00:07:59fur
00:08:00her hair
00:08:01and
00:08:02her skin
00:08:03and
00:08:04cook it.
00:08:05She does what?
00:08:06Why doesn't the rabbit want to eat the rabbit?
00:08:09It's a plant, grandma.
00:08:10Vegetables.
00:08:11Vegetables eat vegetables.
00:08:12Vegetables.
00:08:13So, all this food
00:08:14won't work at all?
00:08:15Mom, it's a plant.
00:08:16It's a plant.
00:08:17It's a plant.
00:08:18You want to get a plant from America?
00:08:25Oh,
00:08:26is this your wedding dress?
00:08:29Beautiful, beautiful.
00:08:31We must hide it,
00:08:32you know,
00:08:33because
00:08:34Ahmed cannot see it.
00:08:35It's bad luck.
00:08:36You see this here?
00:08:37Okay.
00:08:39I think also Nina
00:08:40can see it.
00:08:41We'll tell you.
00:08:42Hide it.
00:08:47Take it.
00:08:48You're beautiful.
00:08:49Take it from me.
00:08:50Put it on the table.
00:08:51Okay.
00:08:53Can I help you?
00:08:54No, it's okay.
00:08:58Eat, crispy, eat.
00:09:00Is that for me?
00:09:04Tell her
00:09:05because she didn't eat well
00:09:06for lunch.
00:09:07Because you didn't eat
00:09:08good
00:09:09on dinner
00:09:10she made you
00:09:11this grass.
00:09:13Helps.
00:09:14Vegetables?
00:09:15That is so kind.
00:09:16Thank you, Hana.
00:09:19I'm so hungry.
00:09:24See, crispy,
00:09:25when you...
00:09:32You like it?
00:09:33It's so good.
00:09:34Want some?
00:09:35No, babe, thank you.
00:09:45Where are you and who are you with?
00:09:48I'm not with anyone.
00:09:49What?
00:09:50Okay, don't keep me waiting
00:09:51because I want you to
00:09:52spend the night with me.
00:09:53I'll be with you
00:09:54exactly at 9 a.m.
00:09:55Thank God.
00:09:56Bye.
00:09:57Bye.
00:10:00Hey, crunchy.
00:10:02Can't sleep?
00:10:03I'm too excited to see
00:10:04the wedding venue tomorrow.
00:10:05Your mom is so cute,
00:10:06by the way.
00:10:07She keeps feeding me.
00:10:08You're gonna look really cute
00:10:09with a big Egyptian boy.
00:10:11Excuse me.
00:10:20Happy?
00:10:22Get in.
00:10:23Okay.
00:10:40Allah!
00:11:04Hana!
00:11:05What are you doing?!
00:11:06The dog ran away!
00:11:10We have to focus on marketing, marketing is very important to us, people have to listen
00:11:17to our work and understand exactly what we are doing.
00:11:21Does anyone have any questions?
00:11:23There are people who are asking questions.
00:11:26Go ahead.
00:11:27Natalie.
00:11:28Natalie.
00:11:29The project is very beautiful, amazing and very cute.
00:11:34But it really came from America.
00:11:36Are you going to buy people's garbage?
00:11:39Do you know how much garbage Egypt removes every day?
00:11:42No.
00:11:4317,000 tons a day.
00:11:45How many days does a year have?
00:11:48365.
00:11:49That means 6 million tons of garbage every year.
00:11:53The unemployment rate in Egypt is 13%.
00:11:56Is the garbage there?
00:11:58Yes.
00:11:59We are all Vote Green, this is what we want.
00:12:04Let's vote Green.
00:12:06Let's go.
00:12:10Mr. Ahmad, I want to thank you and Mr. Hussein for this wonderful opportunity.
00:12:18Thank you so much.
00:12:22Mr. Ahmed, I want to thank you and Mr. Hussein for this great opportunity.
00:12:27I'm very happy to work with you.
00:12:30I'm ready to do anything you want.
00:12:33Anything, really.
00:12:35For the company to succeed.
00:12:39Thank you, Natalie.
00:12:40You're welcome.
00:12:43Bye.
00:12:44Bye.
00:12:46This is the joke you made for the interview yesterday.
00:12:49What do you think?
00:12:50We want people to believe in the project, not see it as a joke.
00:12:53People will believe in the project, see it as a joke, and everything will be like in the movies.
00:12:56What's wrong with you?
00:12:59What's this?
00:13:01Christy said it three times.
00:13:03But I don't know how she said it.
00:13:04You haven't told her yet, Ahmed?
00:13:06You're making a fool of yourself.
00:13:07Hussein, it was someone else.
00:13:09I'm a religious man, and I have a dry brain.
00:13:11And then this guy made a joke out of it.
00:13:13I don't know, brother.
00:13:14I think he's in trouble.
00:13:15I hope he's not talking about Hajji Mahrous.
00:13:17I hope not.
00:13:18Hello.
00:13:19Hello.
00:13:20Hello.
00:13:21How are you, Ahmed?
00:13:22I'm fine, Hajji.
00:13:23I miss you.
00:13:24I miss you too.
00:13:25Sit down, man.
00:13:26How are you, Hussein?
00:13:27How are you, Hajji Mahrous?
00:13:28Welcome to my office, Hajji.
00:13:29It's good that you came.
00:13:30Thank you, Mr. Hussein.
00:13:31What can I do for you?
00:13:32My grandfather introduced me to you.
00:13:34Ahmed, you don't have a brain.
00:13:35You don't know how to do business.
00:13:36I don't know how to do business.
00:13:37I'm sorry, Hajji Mahrous.
00:13:39You're not a part of us.
00:13:40You have to know everyone.
00:13:41It's not just you, Ahmed.
00:13:42There are two people I want you to know very well.
00:13:45The first time I met you in America,
00:13:47I never thought I'd meet you in this project.
00:13:50Yes, thank God.
00:13:51I earn as much as the art of selling cars.
00:13:54I didn't need to put all this money in front of you.
00:13:56That's why I want you to give me this gift.
00:13:59You and Mr. Hussein.
00:14:02No, Hajji.
00:14:03I expect this company to succeed more than me.
00:14:05Don't forget.
00:14:06I sold the company to the president in America
00:14:07to leave the company here.
00:14:09God willing.
00:14:17Salam.
00:14:18Hinda, Salam.
00:14:20Come here and look at me.
00:14:22No.
00:14:23Hinda.
00:14:24I need a little bit of this.
00:14:25Let me show you how to do it.
00:14:27But the quality is good.
00:14:28I know.
00:14:29It's delicious, Damir.
00:14:30Okay, brother.
00:14:31I'm done.
00:14:32What's he selling?
00:14:33Spices?
00:14:34Hinda.
00:14:35Hinda.
00:14:36Hinda.
00:14:37Hinda.
00:14:38Hinda.
00:14:39Hinda.
00:14:40I had a few head tattoos before I got my real one.
00:14:43Okay.
00:14:44Hinda.
00:14:45No, no.
00:14:46No.
00:14:47No.
00:14:48No.
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00:15:00No.
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00:15:04No.
00:15:05No.
00:15:06No.
00:15:37Yes!
00:15:42That's my love.
00:15:44I don't understand how you let her take Christy.
00:15:45I don't understand what's your problem.
00:15:46Mama let her get some privacy.
00:15:48Privacy? You take her to the market?
00:15:50I'll tell you.
00:15:51I don't know her name, lovely.
00:15:52I'll call you.
00:15:53Because Christy doesn't know anything about Egypt.
00:15:55So? So what?
00:15:55Why are you angry?
00:15:56Oh God.
00:15:58Where were you, fish, when we were fishermen?
00:16:03Sir, Ahmed is scared
00:16:04Because mom made Kristy's voice a little bit louder.
00:16:07What's the problem? This is our country of peace and security.
00:16:09What are you afraid of?
00:16:10This is a person who lives in New York, son.
00:16:12I mean, their whole life is action, explosions, slow motion,
00:16:14and they fight like aliens from Mars,
00:16:16and they have to invent Batman and Spider-Man,
00:16:18and look at each other in the heart.
00:16:19What are you afraid of?
00:16:21Well, you know, one of my friends once told me
00:16:24that her brother, while he was in the street, was shot in the fire.
00:16:28No, I heard that someone was walking in the opposite direction of the car.
00:16:30The government shot him in the fire.
00:16:32Guys, Kristy doesn't even know that we live in Egypt.
00:16:35What the fuck?
00:16:36Peace be upon you.
00:16:37Shit.
00:16:38Ben, you're an asshole.
00:16:42What's this? What's wrong with you two?
00:16:44Is everything okay?
00:16:45Mom, are you going to take her to the market?
00:16:47I think she's tired of sitting at home.
00:16:50I told her to take her to the market with me for a while.
00:16:52Nothing happened.
00:16:53Ben, what's going on?
00:16:55Can I talk to you in the kitchen, please?
00:16:59Are they crazy or what?
00:17:00Kristy, don't do that again.
00:17:02What? Go to the fruit market with your mom?
00:17:04No, leave the house without telling me.
00:17:06Babe, you weren't here.
00:17:08I called and texted, you didn't answer.
00:17:10What if something happened to you?
00:17:11I was really worried, Kris.
00:17:13I survived New York for ten years.
00:17:14I think I can handle a fruit market.
00:17:16Why are you so upset?
00:17:19It's not the first thing I would have wanted you to see, okay?
00:17:22I want you to like it here, Kris.
00:17:24I loved it.
00:17:25You did?
00:17:26Yes, it was amazing.
00:17:28Well, good then.
00:17:29Hey, I should be the one that's upset.
00:17:31We were supposed to go to the venue today.
00:17:33Where were you?
00:17:35Well, I woke up early and...
00:17:38Babe?
00:17:40Where were you?
00:17:41Well, I woke up early and you were still sleeping.
00:17:43I didn't want to bother you.
00:17:44So, I went out to finish some paperwork for our marriage license.
00:17:49Amen.
00:17:50Don't do that again.
00:17:51Don't leave the house without telling me.
00:17:53Are you making fun of me?
00:17:54A little.
00:17:55Very funny, Ms. Hasele.
00:17:58Seriously, can we go to the venue tomorrow?
00:18:00I just want to make sure that everything is perfect.
00:18:02Your parents are coming tomorrow.
00:18:03Oh, God.
00:18:04They'll remind me.
00:18:06How are we going to deal with my dad in Egypt?
00:18:09So, she has no idea what's going on at all?
00:18:11At all?
00:18:12So, she doesn't know that you lost your job in America?
00:18:15Don't you know anything about the Sharia law?
00:18:17I'm telling you, she doesn't know that we're going to live in Egypt.
00:18:20So, what? She won't know at all?
00:18:21She'll know, but I'll tell her.
00:18:23When are you going to tell her?
00:18:24Next week.
00:18:25What's wrong with you?
00:18:26I'll find the right time.
00:18:27The most important thing is that your mom doesn't know.
00:18:29Oh, here they are.
00:18:30Where's your dad?
00:18:32Hi.
00:18:34Hi, sweetheart.
00:18:35Hi, guys.
00:18:36Oh, my sweetheart.
00:18:37Hi.
00:18:38Oh, hi.
00:18:39Hi.
00:18:40Hi.
00:18:41Hello.
00:18:42What happened? Where's dad?
00:18:44Oh, there was a little misunderstanding.
00:18:46What happened?
00:18:49Well, you know he's an idiot.
00:18:50Mom, just tell her.
00:18:53The officers wanted to check through our bags and your father was tired from the flight.
00:18:57What did he say?
00:19:03He said, for Christ's sake, hurry up, camel boy.
00:19:07Whoa.
00:19:09This is what we're dealing with.
00:19:12Okay, welcome to Egypt, guys.
00:19:14You couldn't have looked twice before you closed the trunk?
00:19:16He said he was sorry, Steve. It's just a jacket.
00:19:19I'm really, really sorry, Steve.
00:19:23So, how was the trip, Diane?
00:19:24Oh, well, it was a big one.
00:19:26We flew from Houston to Paris and then Paris to Cairo, but we've always wanted to come to Egypt.
00:19:33We're going to Luxor after the wedding.
00:19:35It's so exciting, isn't it, Steve?
00:19:36You know, I've been reading about Egypt. They say that women and men wear eye makeup.
00:19:40Is that right, old man?
00:19:42Going soft on me, boy?
00:19:44Dad.
00:19:47You know, I'm just happy you picked us up in a car.
00:19:49I was actually thinking of something a bit more old-fashioned, you know, like a little camel.
00:19:56Don't worry, you'll ride a camel when you get to the pyramids.
00:19:58Yes, the pyramids. I really, really, really, really want to go to the pyramids.
00:20:01First thing on the list.
00:20:03I've seen the pyramids.
00:20:04What? When?
00:20:05Like ten times. In Luxor, in Vegas.
00:20:11Except one in my ass.
00:20:13Ow!
00:20:14Okay, so what's second on the list? Because I want to party, habibi, bibi style. Okay?
00:20:19Woo-hoo! Egypt!
00:20:29Steve, look. It's gorgeous.
00:20:31Hey, don't open those doors. I don't want your mosquitoes and cockroaches invading our room.
00:20:35Oh, don't be ridiculous. This is a five-star hotel.
00:20:38It is a five-star hotel in Egypt.
00:20:41Listen, you said you'd be happy for Christmas.
00:20:44This is your daughter's wedding. Would you try to be nice for a change?
00:20:51Why don't you go take a shower and get ready for dinner?
00:20:54What's the point? I keep sweating bolts as soon as I go outside.
00:21:01Okay.
00:21:06Okay, so tell me everything. What's his family like? His mom wears that head thingy, right?
00:21:10Are they very religious?
00:21:11Not really. His mom is adorable.
00:21:16Cheers to that.
00:21:17Cheers.
00:21:19We just have to follow certain rules.
00:21:22His mom set rules for you?
00:21:24No. Here in Egypt, I can't hug or kiss Ahmed, and I can't hold his hand in public.
00:21:31That's hot, Chris. I mean, it's like you two are having an affair and you have to hide it.
00:21:36Yeah. I didn't like it at first, but it's growing on me. It makes me miss him more.
00:21:41It makes those moments alone more special, you know?
00:21:44I'm so jealous. Okay, I need me an Egyptian prince. Does Ahmed have any cute cousins?
00:21:49What? Cairo is supposed to be like the Arabian Paris.
00:21:52I don't know if they've been to Paris or even care for the French boys. I actually prefer the Arabic accent, you know?
00:21:57Hi, baby.
00:21:59Okay, I'll see what I can do.
00:22:02Thank you.
00:22:06Oh, honey, should we wait for Ahmed?
00:22:08Camelboy said 8, it's 8.15. I'm just going to order some wine.
00:22:11I'll have a bottle of Kendall Jackson Cabernet.
00:22:14Really, Dad? You flew 5,000 miles to drink a bottle of wine and get Applebee's?
00:22:18What can I say? I'd like to know what I'm getting into.
00:22:21Yeah.
00:22:28I'm so sorry, guys. Traffic was awful.
00:22:30Hi, honey.
00:22:34Honey, this is my mom and dad.
00:22:40Hang on, girls. That isn't even legal in this country, is it?
00:22:45It's so nice to meet you. Thank you so much for taking care of our girl.
00:22:51Guys, this is my mom, Hannah.
00:22:53This is my sister, Nala, my brother, Omar, and my tape, uh...
00:22:56Nina.
00:22:57Nina.
00:22:58Uh, this is my mom, Christy, Steve Obama, and Ashley.
00:23:02Hi.
00:23:03Hi, honey.
00:23:08It's so good to finally meet you guys.
00:23:13Oh!
00:23:14Oh!
00:23:15Oh!
00:23:16Oh!
00:23:17Oh!
00:23:18Oh!
00:23:19Oh!
00:23:28So how do you like the hotel, Steve?
00:23:29Well, it was all right until one of Diane's rings was stolen.
00:23:32Is that sort of a welcome to Egypt thing?
00:23:34Are you serious?
00:23:35I'll go report it later.
00:23:37No, Nala. No, honey, he's kidding.
00:23:40I'm sorry. He's been practicing that joke all morning.
00:23:43The hotelists love him.
00:23:45Anyway...
00:23:46Nala, I love your hair, and you should always wear it like that.
00:23:49And I love your necklace.
00:23:51Thanks.
00:23:52This necklace is a gift from your sister.
00:23:55Wow, it's so gorgeous.
00:23:59Will you get me one, Chris?
00:24:04I love the music.
00:24:06Excuse me.
00:24:12Oh, look at that.
00:24:13Oh, honey, aren't you going to ask me to dance?
00:24:15I'm going to get some wine in me first.
00:24:23I'm going to miss you, pals.
00:24:25I already told my dad I'm staying with you guys.
00:24:28What?
00:24:29You'd rather stay with us than the hotel.
00:24:31Yes, please.
00:24:34I think I just fell in love with you a little bit more.
00:24:37Shut up and dance.
00:24:43No, not like that.
00:24:45Like this.
00:24:46What?
00:24:47Like this?
00:24:48Like this? Why?
00:24:49Why?
00:24:50What?
00:24:51I like it.
00:24:52When I was young, I didn't even have a head.
00:24:55Yeah, right.
00:24:57Look, honey.
00:24:58The men here don't like the girls with the head.
00:25:02They like the girls with the neck.
00:25:04Do you want to ask me something, honey?
00:25:06Yes.
00:25:07My mother says she likes your skin and butt.
00:25:12And she likes your smooth skin.
00:25:14You're not like her and Nina.
00:25:16Well, that's very sweet of you.
00:25:18But no.
00:25:19I mean, I'm too old.
00:25:21But I try.
00:25:23I do have one cream that I swear by.
00:25:26Would you like to have some?
00:25:28I would love for you to have it.
00:25:30What's this?
00:25:31She wants you to give her the cream you're using.
00:25:33Really?
00:25:34The hygienists.
00:25:35They believe us.
00:25:37No, honey.
00:25:38Thank you.
00:25:39We don't want it.
00:25:41I'll take care of it.
00:25:44We don't want it.
00:25:45I'm not taking it.
00:25:47We go to the hygienist.
00:25:48He brings a stone.
00:25:49We rub it on our skin.
00:25:51We rub it on our skin.
00:25:53Until the ash goes away.
00:25:55Right?
00:25:59I don't know how to translate ash.
00:26:01She doesn't know how to translate it.
00:26:05My mother doesn't need your cream.
00:26:07She uses stone for her skin.
00:26:09Scrub!
00:26:10Waiter!
00:26:15So Omar, what do you do?
00:26:17I'm fine, thank you.
00:26:19No, I mean, like, what do you do for work?
00:26:21Oh, I thought you were going to ask me.
00:26:23My work?
00:26:24My work, I am a teacher.
00:26:26What do you teach?
00:26:27I teach drowning.
00:26:30What? You teach drowning?
00:26:32Yes, drowning.
00:26:33Please.
00:26:34I mean, not officially, but drowning.
00:26:36No, of course.
00:26:37Drawing.
00:26:39Drowing?
00:26:40Drowing.
00:26:41I teach drawing.
00:26:43I'm not understanding.
00:26:45Wait a minute.
00:26:46I teach that.
00:26:51You see Titanic?
00:26:53Leonardo DiCaprio.
00:26:54Oh, drawing.
00:26:55Drawing.
00:26:56Art.
00:26:57So you're an artist.
00:26:58That's cool.
00:26:59Cool?
00:27:01Finally, what were you, fermenting the grapes back there?
00:27:04Fill her up, honey.
00:27:05Am I right, drowning teacher?
00:27:06Oh, fine.
00:27:07Thank you.
00:27:08My daughter, Hanna.
00:27:09Yes?
00:27:10What does this man pour?
00:27:13No, no.
00:27:14What is this?
00:27:15This?
00:27:16Of course, I don't know, Mom.
00:27:18What is this, Omar?
00:27:20This is garconia, guys.
00:27:21What's in it?
00:27:22Your favorite.
00:27:23Oh, what does he pour?
00:27:26This is Kerkadia, guys.
00:27:28Kerkadia?
00:27:29Oh, I love it.
00:27:30Go ahead and pour me some Kerkadia.
00:27:32Let the pressure release.
00:27:34Kerkadia, ma'am?
00:27:35This is wine.
00:27:36Oh, my God.
00:27:37It's black, Mom.
00:27:38I sit at the table.
00:27:40Is there wine in it?
00:27:41Me?
00:27:42I think Grandma would prefer white wine.
00:27:44You know me, too.
00:27:45I like white wine much better.
00:27:47Why don't we have maybe a Chardonnay?
00:27:50I don't sit at the table.
00:27:52Is there wine in it?
00:27:53Or maybe not?
00:27:54What's wrong with you?
00:27:55What's wrong with me, son?
00:27:57I don't sit where there's wine.
00:27:59Then drink it.
00:28:00You're married to an American.
00:28:02We live where there's wine.
00:28:03It's forbidden.
00:28:05Don't, don't, don't.
00:28:06You know, I already ruined one coat today.
00:28:08Okay, buddy?
00:28:10Do you want to pour me some?
00:28:11I'd like to drink it and not look at it.
00:28:13Steve, I'm not sure that's a great idea.
00:28:16Oh, God!
00:28:17Oh, no!
00:28:18Oh!
00:28:19What the?
00:28:20What the?
00:28:21What?
00:28:22What?
00:28:23What?
00:28:24What?
00:28:25What?
00:28:26What?
00:28:27What?
00:28:28What?
00:28:29What?
00:28:30What?
00:28:31What?
00:28:32What?
00:28:34She's a deeply religious woman, honey.
00:28:37We've got to respect that.
00:28:39You know, that old lady needs a drink.
00:28:42A big fat drink to ease the stick up out of her ass.
00:28:45So, as long as I make my connection,
00:28:47I should be there the morning of the 12th.
00:28:49But that means that you won't arrive
00:28:51till the morning of the wedding.
00:28:52That sucks, Matt.
00:28:53Can't you get on an earlier flight?
00:28:55I'm trying.
00:28:56I'm so pissed I can't be there now.
00:28:58How's it going, though?
00:28:59I love Egypt.
00:29:00It's different than what I expected.
00:29:02The people are amazing, and the city is so unique.
00:29:05There's something about it I just can't get enough of.
00:29:08I'm so happy for you, Chris.
00:29:10The family's good along, okay?
00:29:11Ahmed's grandmother almost killed my dad over wine
00:29:14tonight at dinner.
00:29:15Oh, my God.
00:29:16I just wish you were here.
00:29:18Me, too.
00:29:19I'm doing my best, I promise.
00:29:21I'm on, like, every single waiting list
00:29:23for flights out of New York.
00:29:24Keep me posted, will you?
00:29:28Sorry, no boys allowed in here.
00:29:30I'm not a boy.
00:29:31I'm a grown man.
00:29:33Okay, I love you, Matt.
00:29:35Bye.
00:29:36Bye-bye.
00:29:39You okay?
00:29:40Sorry about Nina.
00:29:41I should have warned Steve.
00:29:43No, I totally understand.
00:29:45I forgot to mention some of your traditions.
00:29:48It can be difficult.
00:29:50Um, can I talk to you about something?
00:29:53What's up?
00:29:54This is not about the kosher, is it?
00:29:56No, it's, um, something else.
00:29:58Oh, my God.
00:29:59Oh, my God.
00:30:00What happened?
00:30:01No way!
00:30:02It's Rodney, the owner of the place we want.
00:30:04The yoga studio wants to discuss our price.
00:30:06Oh, wow, that's great, babe.
00:30:08Congratulations.
00:30:09Well, it's way above our budget,
00:30:11but the place is amazing.
00:30:13Well, if you can't afford it,
00:30:15then why bother with meeting the guy?
00:30:17Because Rodney's a great negotiator.
00:30:19I can't believe this is happening.
00:30:21We have been waiting for this for weeks.
00:30:23Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:30:25Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:30:27What did you want to talk about?
00:30:30Oh, um, nothing.
00:30:32Um, dinner.
00:30:34A bunch of my friends want to get together for dinner tomorrow.
00:30:36You interested?
00:30:37Yeah.
00:30:38Look at them to tell me all your embarrassing stories.
00:30:40Hear how naughty you've been.
00:30:45What are you doing?
00:30:46Huh?
00:30:47I'm leaving, Nina.
00:30:48Okay, brother.
00:30:49Come on, get in the car.
00:30:51Now I really miss New York.
00:30:52Sorry.
00:30:56Oh, my God.
00:30:57It's just beautiful.
00:30:59You're getting married in a palace.
00:31:01No.
00:31:02Where's the aisle?
00:31:03Where do I walk you down the aisle?
00:31:04Okay, so right through there.
00:31:05We're going to walk down those stairs.
00:31:07This is going to be really hard.
00:31:09Stand by me.
00:31:11Okay, so, um, this is going to be the buffet area.
00:31:14We're doing stations just like Christy said.
00:31:16There's going to be tons of stations.
00:31:18We're going to have a sushi station
00:31:20and a salad bar and a pasta station.
00:31:22Don't worry.
00:31:23I asked for a steak station for all the meat lovers.
00:31:25Why don't we have a little Steve Turf surf station
00:31:27so I can chow down on sushi and steak
00:31:29while you guys can dance to gunshots and bombs.
00:31:32You get it?
00:31:33Because they're A-Rabs.
00:31:34Dad, just, just no.
00:31:35Sure.
00:31:36Hey, baby.
00:31:37Yeah?
00:31:38What does sushi mean?
00:31:39Are you a singer or what?
00:31:40Oh, Mom.
00:31:41Don't interrupt me.
00:31:42What's the...
00:31:43See?
00:31:44You don't know how to say it.
00:31:45It's called sushi.
00:31:46Sushi?
00:31:47Yes.
00:31:48It's Japanese food.
00:31:49And who told you to make me eat Japanese food?
00:31:52I don't get it.
00:31:53Is it like wearing karate gloves or what?
00:31:55Yeah, that's it.
00:31:56Just a little bit.
00:31:57I mean, when they tell me the restaurants are close,
00:31:59what do I eat?
00:32:00What kind of sushi do I eat?
00:32:01Do I have to eat meat?
00:32:02That's it.
00:32:03Sushi...
00:32:04It's very good.
00:32:05It's fish, you know.
00:32:07It's quite delicious.
00:32:08Did you see your mom's face?
00:32:09She wants to go to the beach or something.
00:32:11Sorry.
00:32:12No, don't talk to her.
00:32:13Let her respect herself a little.
00:32:15What's wrong with your mom?
00:32:16She doesn't like it?
00:32:17She just wants our traditional wedding dishes.
00:32:19We usually have chicken, lamb, pigeons.
00:32:21Pigeons?
00:32:22I understood from my daughter when she agreed to get married in Egypt
00:32:25that she could have the wedding she wanted.
00:32:27Yeah, Steve, but food is a big part of our culture.
00:32:29And most of the guests that are coming are from my side.
00:32:31And they don't eat sushi or Caesar salad.
00:32:33Besides, I think it's fair that we hear everyone's suggestions.
00:32:36Yeah, well, I think it's fair that I have my perfect wedding for me.
00:32:40Oh, excuse me.
00:32:41Am I getting married, too?
00:32:42I mean, are you going to be at this wedding by yourself?
00:32:44Because that?
00:32:45Oh.
00:32:46Stop going.
00:32:47I'm sorry.
00:32:48I didn't mean that.
00:32:49Why don't we have an Egyptian station as well?
00:32:52Yes.
00:32:53Yes?
00:32:54Okay.
00:32:55Yes.
00:32:56Would that be good?
00:32:57Okay.
00:33:08What's a kosher?
00:33:09Is it a camel?
00:33:10There are no camels, Steve.
00:33:11No, a kosher is a special chair where the bride and groom sit together.
00:33:14Sounds nice, Chris.
00:33:15You don't want one?
00:33:16I don't like the idea of sitting on a throne while everyone stares at me.
00:33:19Oh, come on.
00:33:21Be a princess for one night.
00:33:23Come on.
00:33:24Sit on a throne.
00:33:25It's not a throne, guys.
00:33:26It's a tradition.
00:33:27Okay?
00:33:28We never have weddings without it.
00:33:29We don't have weddings without alcohol.
00:33:30Fine.
00:33:31Your family can bring their alcohol if they want.
00:33:32Yeah.
00:33:33What about your grandma?
00:33:34I'll deal with her.
00:33:35Okay?
00:33:36The kosher is really important for my mom, Chris.
00:33:38It's okay.
00:33:39It's going to be okay.
00:33:40It's fine.
00:33:41We'll have a kosher.
00:33:42Okay?
00:33:43Kosher.
00:33:44Kosher, okay?
00:33:45Okay.
00:33:46Fish, okay.
00:33:47Okay, so now for the zaffa, we have to have...
00:33:48No freaking way.
00:33:49I'm sorry, but I do not want a zaffa.
00:33:50What's a zaffa?
00:33:51It's a traditional wedding position where the bride and groom walk.
00:33:52Like camels?
00:33:53No camels.
00:33:54Christy, why no zaffa?
00:33:55Zaffa is a tradition.
00:33:56Zaffa is a tradition.
00:33:57Zaffa is a tradition.
00:33:58Zaffa is a tradition.
00:33:59Zaffa is a tradition.
00:34:00Zaffa is a tradition.
00:34:01Zaffa is a tradition.
00:34:02Zaffa is a tradition.
00:34:04Christy, why no zaffa?
00:34:06Zaffa is very nice.
00:34:07In the beginning, the music guys will make a melody in your ear,
00:34:12like...
00:34:14Then the people throw salt on you.
00:34:16Salt?
00:34:17Okay, that's not normal.
00:34:27Oh, Christy!
00:34:29It sounds exotic.
00:34:31I mean your your wedding's in Egypt. Why not?
00:34:35Mom, it's a bit much for me. I've seen the videos. It's loud and it's messy. It's so important to Ahmed's family.
00:34:45It would mean a lot to Ahmed and his family.
00:34:48I'm only asking for the basics Chris. And these things really mean that much to you? They are. It's my culture.
00:34:55Well, I want a rehearsal dinner.
00:34:57Give me that and we can do a zafa. Deal. But my dad can still walk me in the zafa, right?
00:35:02That's right. I came all the way here and you're not gonna let me walk my daughter down the aisle.
00:35:05You want to bring her in on a camel?
00:35:07There are no camels!
00:35:09This is bullshit! How do you stop this thing, Ahmed? I'm no camel jockey!
00:35:29Honey, stop complaining. You wanted to ride. Don't be a baby.
00:35:33I'm not a baby. The kid's even laughing at me.
00:35:36Steve, listen. Make a balance.
00:35:39And whatever happens, don't look down. If the camel feels you're scared, it will eat you up.
00:36:06Omar, you know some people say that the pyramids were built by aliens?
00:36:15Yes, yes, that's true. Eh? Aliens? No, no. The pyramids were built by my grandfather.
00:36:24Really? Yes.
00:36:26Well, who's your grandfather?
00:36:28Zombie.
00:36:30Well, I'd love to meet him one day, honey.
00:36:33You really think the Egyptians built these things all by themselves?
00:36:37Of course they did. They also invented the first clock, built the first ship known to man,
00:36:43performed the first brain surgery.
00:36:45Oh, yeah? Yes, yes, yes.
00:37:15We used to clump over the school bunks and go to the movies or just walk around the city.
00:37:22I can't imagine you being a bad student.
00:37:25No, Christy, I can't. I've always been mistaken.
00:37:29Oh, really?
00:37:31Christy, I can't speak English, but I will try, okay?
00:37:35Okay.
00:37:36He was the worst. He would make us leave the school.
00:37:40You are mean.
00:37:42I'm not mean. They're mean. They're the ones who wanted me to fail like them.
00:37:45I don't know at all.
00:38:11Like a lamb.
00:38:25Shaker told me you are a yoga trainer. Is it true you can lose weight from yoga?
00:38:29Absolutely. There are many different forms of yoga. Some can even cure diseases.
00:38:34Tell me about the weight loss one. I need to lose two kilos.
00:38:39Two kilos. You want to feel like 200 kilos.
00:38:42Baby.
00:38:45You should bring her to New York and I could train you at my studio.
00:38:48I'm opening my own studio, Yoga Me.
00:38:52She's still looking for a place, guys.
00:38:54No, we found a place. Rodney's going to make sure we get it.
00:38:57Who's Rodney?
00:38:58Rodney is my partner in the studio, and he's one of my very best friends.
00:39:02Babe, why do I feel like you're not excited about this?
00:39:05No, I am. I just don't want you to get your hopes up, and then maybe we'll all go to the prize.
00:39:10We will. I know we will.
00:39:13I think Ahmed is jealous of Rodney.
00:39:16Oh, no.
00:39:18Why not? Rodney is a man, right? Of course Ahmed will be jealous.
00:39:22Sweetie, Rodney's gay.
00:39:24No.
00:39:25And he's been in a relationship for a very long time, and they're the cutest couple in the world.
00:39:30And I think they're even going to get married, which I really hope that they do because they're perfect for each other.
00:39:34Look how cute they are.
00:39:39Here, eat something.
00:39:44Oh, really? Egyptians never talk about sex?
00:39:46Not when men and women are together, no.
00:39:48What's the big deal? It's just sex.
00:39:50It's just the culture, Chris.
00:39:52You know, I read an article that Arab men Google the word sex more than any other word.
00:39:57I would believe that. We are hypocrites.
00:39:59You know, the first thing Arab men do when they travel abroad is to go get girls.
00:40:03And the first thing happens when they come back is the friends ask how many girls you slept with.
00:40:08And what happens to all the culture?
00:40:10Oh, we leave that at home.
00:40:12Okay.
00:40:33Why did you call me?
00:40:34If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have heard.
00:40:35What's wrong with you, Ahmed?
00:40:36You're going to ruin my job, brother.
00:40:38What's wrong, guys?
00:40:40Nothing, Hajji. Hussein just agreed that we're going to get married in a few weeks.
00:40:44Okay, Ahmed. As you wish.
00:40:46But I have something to tell you.
00:40:48What is it, Hajji?
00:40:49A friend of mine has a plastic factory and he wants to come and talk to us.
00:40:56That's great, Hajji. But once this happy thing is over, I'll come.
00:40:59Good night, Ahmed. You're going to ruin my job.
00:41:02Okay, I'm going to go now. I have something important to do.
00:41:05Okay.
00:41:06Good night.
00:41:07Good night, Hajji.
00:41:08Good night.
00:41:11Oh, look, honey.
00:41:14Can you speak English? French? Spanish?
00:41:17Dutch? Good night? Good morning?
00:41:19All right, all right. We're Americans.
00:41:21America. Oh, it's very nice. I love America.
00:41:24It is a very...
00:41:27It is a very good sex from you, madame.
00:41:30This one is pretty, isn't it, Steve?
00:41:32This is antique from Veras, Tutankhamun.
00:41:36Veras, come on. You have better than this.
00:41:38Yes, but I like this one. How much is it?
00:41:41It is not expensive. Five hundred dollars. Special price for you.
00:41:45Oh.
00:41:46No, that's too much. Come on.
00:41:48I tell you what, I'll pay you two hundred.
00:41:51No problem. It is three hundred and fifty.
00:41:56Special price for you.
00:41:57Not two hundred.
00:41:58Excuse me. It's about hundred dollars.
00:42:01What? Are you kidding me?
00:42:03You know what, let's go. We're not buying this.
00:42:05But it's so pretty. It's only a hundred dollars.
00:42:07Yeah, but this guy is a thief, and I'm not paying for it.
00:42:09Come on, let's go.
00:42:10Ten dollar.
00:42:11I'm sorry.
00:42:12Seven dollar.
00:42:13Two dollar.
00:42:14One dollar.
00:42:15Love big apple, don't you, pal?
00:42:17Okay, okay, okay.
00:42:20I want to see. Show me.
00:42:27Where are we?
00:42:30What is this place?
00:42:31Like it?
00:42:34I mean, it's gorgeous.
00:42:39Why did you bring me here?
00:42:41Are you that horny that we needed to sneak into an abandoned apartment to be alone?
00:42:46It's our apartment, silly.
00:42:48I bought it for us.
00:42:50Why would you buy us an apartment here?
00:42:54I don't know.
00:42:55I thought maybe we can just stay here.
00:42:58In Egypt.
00:43:00What do you mean, stay?
00:43:02We were having the wedding here, and then we're going to Sharm el-Sheikh for our honeymoon.
00:43:06You said you love it here, so why go back to the States?
00:43:10Why don't you stay here?
00:43:11What the hell are you saying?
00:43:12You mean leave New York and live here?
00:43:15Yeah, we could...
00:43:17Tell me you're joking.
00:43:18You're joking, right?
00:43:20Yeah, of course.
00:43:22I mean, I just, um...
00:43:23Of course.
00:43:24I'm going on vacation for a couple of months, you know?
00:43:27God, I thought you meant really move to Egypt.
00:43:30No, Egypt.
00:43:31I can't live here.
00:43:32I don't know about you.
00:43:33Not for us.
00:43:35I guess if you want, we can spend more time here.
00:43:38But can you be away from your company that long?
00:43:41What company?
00:43:43Your limo service.
00:43:44Have you forgotten that you own a company in New York?
00:43:46No, it's fine. I can manage.
00:43:51Actually, I can't.
00:43:54We're opening the studio, and Rodney can't do everything alone.
00:43:58I've been wanting to tell you,
00:44:00but you always seem so upset every time I bring up the studio.
00:44:04The guy took our price.
00:44:06We got it.
00:44:07Baby, it's happening.
00:44:09It's really happening.
00:44:10We got it.
00:44:13Thank you.
00:44:14Congratulations.
00:44:16I'm so excited.
00:44:19Isn't that Nava?
00:44:21It is! Nava!
00:44:23Is that her boyfriend?
00:44:25They're so cute!
00:44:27I love this area.
00:44:29We should take a walk along the Nile, babe.
00:44:32Okay?
00:44:42What's wrong?
00:44:43Didn't you say you wanted to take a walk?
00:44:45Didn't you say no?
00:44:46Okay, Ahmed, I said no.
00:44:47But he doesn't want to come with me.
00:44:49Ma'am!
00:44:50I'm free!
00:44:52Nala, why are you so upset? What's going on?
00:44:54Did you see them standing there holding hands?
00:44:56So, isn't that what couples do?
00:44:57I already told her I don't approve of this guy.
00:44:59Why? What is he, a drug dealer or something?
00:45:01He's not a drug dealer. He's just a student.
00:45:03He has three years left. What's wrong with him?
00:45:05I don't get it.
00:45:06He's a student. He can't marry her.
00:45:08Marry? They can just date until he's finished with school.
00:45:11He still can't date!
00:45:12Why? What's wrong with dating?
00:45:13This is not America, Chris!
00:45:14You need to calm down.
00:45:15Nala's clearly upset, okay?
00:45:17You think this is really the place to do this?
00:45:19Come on, Nala. I'll take you home.
00:45:20You can take me back to my parents' hotel.
00:45:29It's called halabisa.
00:45:31It's one of our traditional vegetarian dishes.
00:45:36It's beautiful, isn't it?
00:45:39I asked you to take me to my parents' hotel
00:45:41and you drive me up a hill to eat chickpeas.
00:45:44Well, I can't spend some alone time with my fiancée.
00:45:47Ahmed...
00:45:49What?
00:45:50Can you please explain to me how Nala can't date,
00:45:53yet you dated me for two years?
00:45:55That's just how things work here, okay?
00:45:57And unfortunately, I have to be that person.
00:45:59You're a hypocrite.
00:46:01I know.
00:46:02Nala is in love with a student who needs time to finish school.
00:46:06But you're not going to let her wait for him
00:46:08or date him until the time is right.
00:46:10Chris, this is not America, okay?
00:46:13Women don't just date men who are not marriage material.
00:46:16I let her date, and then what would people think?
00:46:18Who cares what people think?
00:46:20You know, a lot of people thought us getting married was a mistake.
00:46:23They're not getting married, okay?
00:46:25He's going to be her boyfriend.
00:46:27Not her fiancée, not her husband.
00:46:29Her boyfriend.
00:46:30This might ruin her reputation completely.
00:46:32Babe, isn't it better that she gets to know him before getting married?
00:46:35And if they break up, then it wasn't meant to be.
00:46:37But then at least she didn't actually marry him.
00:46:40Come on, you're better than this.
00:46:42Smarter.
00:46:44Promise me that you'll rethink this.
00:46:46I promise.
00:46:48Are you okay?
00:46:50You've been acting weird.
00:46:52I know. I'm sorry.
00:46:54I just want everything to be perfect.
00:46:56It is.
00:46:58Just relax.
00:47:00Please.
00:47:02Okay.
00:47:04What if people see you?
00:47:06What would they think?
00:47:07Shut up.
00:47:09Dumb.
00:47:11You're dumb.
00:47:13I'm going to tell you a story.
00:47:15The pretty girl who's dancing,
00:47:17her husband loves her.
00:47:19He's crazy about her.
00:47:20She's going to marry him.
00:47:22And she's going to leave him.
00:47:23Why?
00:47:24Because he's rich and has a lot of money.
00:47:26She's going to leave him.
00:47:28Without a wedding, or a book, or anything.
00:47:30He's a loser like you.
00:47:33Do you know I have no idea what you're saying?
00:47:35Huh?
00:47:36Please just stop talking.
00:47:38I don't understand anything.
00:47:41Now I'm going to put you on all fours,
00:47:43because you're the cat-cow.
00:47:45Cat-cow?
00:47:46Yeah.
00:47:47Cat-cow.
00:47:48The cat and the cow.
00:47:49So, see this?
00:47:53Moo.
00:47:54Moo.
00:47:55Cow.
00:47:56Okay.
00:47:57And lift the hips,
00:47:59and head down.
00:48:01No, no.
00:48:02I'm trying.
00:48:03Okay.
00:48:04I didn't love the whole world
00:48:06as much as I loved my husband.
00:48:09Oh.
00:48:22I can't.
00:48:23I can't anymore.
00:48:39Wake up, morning.
00:48:42Ayo.
00:48:43Wake up, morning.
00:48:49Ashley.
00:48:50What's up?
00:48:51Please save me from your grandma,
00:48:53because I just can't right now.
00:48:54No.
00:48:55No, I love you.
00:48:56I am, um, I am Romalone.
00:48:57Relax, I'm not going to rape you.
00:48:58Yes, but I love you.
00:49:02What's that smell?
00:49:03Uh, this is, uh, my perfume.
00:49:05Yeah, right.
00:49:06It's hash, isn't it?
00:49:07You have to let me in, honey.
00:49:08No, no.
00:49:09Ashley, there is no hash for you.
00:49:10I will scream,
00:49:11Omar is smoking crack,
00:49:12if you don't let me in.
00:49:13Okay, okay.
00:49:14Relax.
00:49:15Come on, come on.
00:49:20Sit here.
00:49:21Sit, sit.
00:49:23Okay.
00:49:24Good boy.
00:49:28Give me, give me, give me.
00:49:30Thank you.
00:49:38Is this good shit, Omar?
00:49:40Sure.
00:49:41This is, uh, Lebanon hash.
00:49:43Yeah.
00:49:44This kind called, uh, coma.
00:49:50I can't imagine.
00:49:52Are you smoke?
00:49:53Do I smoke?
00:49:54Yeah.
00:49:55I smoke.
00:49:57Do you smoke?
00:49:58Yes, honey.
00:49:59I smoke.
00:50:01Are you virgin?
00:50:02No.
00:50:03No.
00:50:04No.
00:50:05No.
00:50:06Are you virgin?
00:50:09No.
00:50:10Why are you?
00:50:11Yes.
00:50:12Me?
00:50:13No, no.
00:50:14I don't know.
00:50:15I don't know.
00:50:16Well, do you have a girlfriend?
00:50:18Girlfriend?
00:50:19Yes.
00:50:20I have, uh, three.
00:50:21Oh.
00:50:23Well, you're a busy boy then.
00:50:32So, do you have any books in English?
00:50:37No.
00:50:38English book, no.
00:50:39I have, uh, Italian books and German books and, uh, Spanish books.
00:50:44Oh, my God.
00:50:45Omar, this is, this is beautiful.
00:50:49This is beautiful?
00:50:51This is full of shit.
00:50:53I have more good.
00:50:54Can you show me?
00:50:56For sorry, not here.
00:50:57On the roof.
00:51:00Omar, I can't believe you drew all of these.
00:51:02Yes, me.
00:51:03That's normal, whatever.
00:51:04Honey, these are definitely not normal.
00:51:06And you can't just keep them laying around like this.
00:51:18What?
00:51:20This one?
00:51:34See?
00:51:35Much better.
00:51:37Yes.
00:51:39Omar, they're beautiful.
00:51:42Because, uh, those are the real Egyptian people.
00:51:46Come, come.
00:51:48I want to show you something.
00:51:52Look.
00:51:54Those people, you can see them on the street.
00:51:57Look to the old man.
00:52:00What he did.
00:52:02Don't look, don't look.
00:52:05You know, my mom adores art.
00:52:08She's always dragging me to art galleries and stuff.
00:52:11But, it's not really my thing.
00:52:12I write.
00:52:14So what?
00:52:15I write and read and drowning.
00:52:18You write what?
00:52:20Um, I have a blog.
00:52:21And sometimes I write for some magazines.
00:52:24I write about anything.
00:52:25You know, politics, love, life, sex.
00:52:28Oh.
00:52:30Sorry, Asha.
00:52:31I thought that you are a stupid girl.
00:52:34What?
00:52:35No, I mean, a silly girl and listening to Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber.
00:52:42No, honey.
00:52:44Yes.
00:52:45You are a journalist.
00:52:47Yeah.
00:52:48I guess so.
00:52:50So where do you sell these?
00:52:52No, no.
00:52:53These photos are not good for sales.
00:52:58Yeah, they are, Omar.
00:52:59This is better than half the shit I see at shows.
00:53:01Trust me, honey.
00:53:02These are legit.
00:53:03What?
00:53:05Legit.
00:53:06Like the real thing.
00:53:08Legit.
00:53:09Legit.
00:53:10Legit.
00:53:11You are legit sexy.
00:53:17You know, I really like this one.
00:53:18It's beautiful.
00:53:19No, your ass is beautiful.
00:53:21My what?
00:53:23Your ass.
00:53:24Ass.
00:53:25Your ass.
00:53:26Uh-huh.
00:53:29So do you know this girl?
00:53:30Yes.
00:53:31Yasmin.
00:53:32She stand on traffic light and sell flowers.
00:53:36She always smile.
00:53:38She don't have anything.
00:53:40Anything.
00:53:41No money, no home, nobody.
00:53:43But she smile.
00:53:45Always smile.
00:53:46Simple.
00:53:48I like these people.
00:53:50I like people like you, Omar.
00:53:53And I absolutely love this.
00:53:54Can I show my mom?
00:53:55Because you'd buy nothing.
00:53:56No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:53:57Ashley, Ashley.
00:53:58No one come here.
00:53:59Okay.
00:54:00No one come here.
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:02Relax.
00:54:04Okay, let's go, please.
00:54:05Okay.
00:54:20What do you think?
00:54:24Diane, what the hell did you do?
00:54:26Well, I asked Nala to take me to get a new hairdo for the wedding.
00:54:29Isn't it fun?
00:54:32You don't like it.
00:54:33No, it's not that.
00:54:34It's just...
00:54:35I just really like your hair the way it was.
00:54:38Why did you do that?
00:54:40This is the way I wore it when we first met.
00:54:42Well, we're not 23 anymore, honey.
00:54:46No.
00:54:48No, we're not.
00:54:49Where are you going?
00:54:50None of your business.
00:54:51You want me to come with?
00:54:52Don't you dare.
00:55:03Here you go.
00:55:05What's this?
00:55:06I sold your painting to my mom.
00:55:08I don't understand.
00:55:09Slow down.
00:55:11The painting with the flower girl on it?
00:55:13I sold it.
00:55:17Is this money for one of my pictures?
00:55:20Yes.
00:55:21Why is it so hard for you to understand?
00:55:23Here, take it.
00:55:26You are kidding.
00:55:27No, honey.
00:55:29Really?
00:55:31Candle.
00:55:32How much?
00:55:34200 bucks.
00:55:41Thank you, Ashley.
00:55:43I don't know what can I say, but...
00:55:46But really, thank you.
00:55:48You're welcome.
00:55:50You're the one that drew it.
00:55:56Thank you.
00:56:13Omar, what's wrong?
00:56:14Are you mad at me or something?
00:56:16No, no, no.
00:56:18You make me feel that I do nice things.
00:56:26You know...
00:56:29My fiancée left me because I'm a drawing teacher.
00:56:34She told me that my salary will not make us for eat even bread.
00:56:45I'm so sorry, Omar.
00:56:46I didn't know.
00:56:49Well, whatever.
00:56:51She doesn't deserve you anyways.
00:56:52You're a true artist, honey.
00:56:54True artist?
00:56:56Yes.
00:56:57Yes.
00:56:58Okay.
00:57:01That's your salary, my assistant.
00:57:03Is this the same shit as last time?
00:57:05Yes.
00:57:06Okay, well in that case, I'll just sell your whole collection for you.
00:57:08What do you think? Deal?
00:57:09Yeah.
00:57:17Did you find yourself with money when you were born?
00:57:21Or did you get tired, lonely, and lost to get to where you are now?
00:57:31I love him because I'm hungry.
00:57:34Because he thinks about you.
00:57:39I know he's young and he's in third grade.
00:57:42But he's trying.
00:57:43He's working in a real estate company.
00:57:45I mean, he's living at the level I'm living at.
00:57:47No, no.
00:57:49Do you know why I left America and came to Egypt?
00:57:51Because you opened a company here.
00:57:52What company?
00:57:54I came here for you.
00:57:56Your father's picture in front of me doesn't matter to me as long as I'm outside.
00:58:00I was suffering while I was away from you.
00:58:03You're the pride of my family.
00:58:04Our whole family is the pride of my family.
00:58:06And I have to protect it.
00:58:08Okay, I'm all ready for my henna night.
00:58:10What do you guys think?
00:58:12Do I look Egyptian?
00:58:14You're my love.
00:58:16Okay.
00:58:17Okay.
00:58:18Thank you.
00:58:19Goodbye.
00:58:20Goodbye.
00:58:21Goodbye.
00:58:22Goodbye.
00:58:23Goodbye.
00:58:24Goodbye.
00:58:25Goodbye.
00:58:26Goodbye.
00:58:27Goodbye.
00:58:28Goodbye.
00:58:29Goodbye.
00:58:30Goodbye.
00:58:31Goodbye.
00:58:32Goodbye.
00:58:33Goodbye.
00:58:34Goodbye.
00:58:35Goodbye.
00:58:36Goodbye.
00:58:37Goodbye.
00:58:39Goodbye.
00:58:42I can't believe I'm having my bachelorette party with your mom.
00:58:45It's not a bachelorette party.
00:58:47Because we don't have men without clothes dancing, you know.
00:58:53But you can dance without clothes.
00:58:56Well, what about your bachelorette party?
00:58:57Is it going to be more shisha and tea?
00:58:59Or strippers and booze?
00:59:01Trust me, you have nothing to worry about.
00:59:08You guys are nuts.
00:59:10First, your grandmother tries to kill me with that cane over a bottle of wine.
00:59:14And now this?
00:59:15You got real crazy.
00:59:17Cheers.
00:59:21I give up.
00:59:22I give up.
00:59:23Cheers.
00:59:24Cheers.
00:59:28Welcome, you're welcome.
00:59:31Welcome, you're welcome.
00:59:36Are those pigeons?
00:59:37Oh God, I think they are.
00:59:41Pigeons?
00:59:43Pigeons, yeah.
00:59:46Lovely.
00:59:49Hi.
00:59:50These are brownies.
00:59:52American snacks.
00:59:56American.
00:59:58I offered to make some American snacks.
01:00:00Oh, honey, that was sweet of you.
01:00:02Oh.
01:00:12That is good.
01:00:14That is good.
01:00:19We should learn how to do that.
01:00:21I'm through with this.
01:00:23Yes, you are. Let's do another shot.
01:00:25Hey, I'll pay bartender.
01:00:27Yeah, I'm in this for hazard.
01:00:29I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry.
01:00:30American.
01:00:31Hello, my friend.
01:00:32Welcome to Egypt.
01:00:34Thank you.
01:00:35Let me buy you and your boys drinks.
01:00:36My son-in-law's bachelor party.
01:00:38No, no, no, no, man.
01:00:40We have a lot.
01:00:41We know how to drink.
01:00:42Very good here.
01:00:44Not like America.
01:00:45Not like America.
01:00:46No, man, no, no, no.
01:00:48Really?
01:00:49Yeah.
01:00:50I tell you what, I bet you a hundred bucks me and my boys will drink you and your boys under the table.
01:00:53Make it 500, dude.
01:00:55I have to get you a bachelor's degree.
01:00:57Oh, yeah?
01:00:58No, no, no.
01:00:59It's good.
01:01:00Don't.
01:01:01I will kill him.
01:01:02It's good.
01:01:03No, no, no.
01:01:04Okay, okay.
01:01:09I feel a bit strange.
01:01:29Did you put something in the brownies?
01:01:31I put a lot of things.
01:01:34What, you think I'm going to make brownies for no reason?
01:01:58Oh, my God.
01:02:28Oh, my God.
01:02:59You girls are so beautiful.
01:03:03You are my little pigeon.
01:03:06I just want to stuff you and cook you and eat you.
01:03:11Mom, I think you're stoned.
01:03:29Woo!
01:03:51I love you, Jack.
01:03:59I love you, Jack.
01:04:04Don't let your devil boy.
01:04:09Woo!
01:04:10Oh, look at you.
01:04:11Look at you.
01:04:12Swinger.
01:04:13You look good.
01:04:14Hey, don't forget.
01:04:15I'm sorry.
01:04:16I'm sorry.
01:04:17I'm sorry.
01:04:18I'm sorry.
01:04:19I'm sorry.
01:04:20Hey, hey, hey.
01:04:21It's okay.
01:04:22It's okay.
01:04:23You know what, let's go.
01:04:24Oh, no.
01:04:26Run, Jack.
01:04:43How can you run so fast?
01:04:46There's an Arab chasing me.
01:04:47I run like a goddamn cheetah.
01:04:50Oh, shit.
01:04:51Is that them?
01:04:55It's not them.
01:04:56Chris.
01:04:57T.
01:05:00Chris.
01:05:01T.
01:05:03Chris.
01:05:04T.
01:05:06Chris.
01:05:07T.
01:05:09Chris.
01:05:10T.
01:05:11Chris.
01:05:12T.
01:05:15Wait, what?
01:05:24Wait.
01:05:25I don't know if I gonna even see the flag.
01:05:26I have no idea, man.
01:05:27I'm subschooled.
01:05:28Why don't I go take a ride on Draco's horse now.
01:05:29Wait, what?
01:05:30Wait, what?
01:05:31Why don't I go take a ride on Draco's horse now.
01:05:32Wait, why don't I go take a ride on Draco's horse now.
01:05:33I don't understand, have you seen our men?
01:06:01Good Lord, I'm Steve!
01:06:03Steve!
01:06:04Yeah!
01:06:05Run the load!
01:06:06Run the load!
01:06:07Get in, get in!
01:06:08Woo!
01:06:09Come on, I'm Steve!
01:06:10Is that an old elephant thing, Alex?
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01:09:16Before I forget,
01:09:18whoa, no, no more drugs.
01:09:22It's not drugs, just open it.
01:09:26What is this?
01:09:30What, are you proposing?
01:09:32It's a gift for Diane.
01:09:34This is that ring
01:09:36that she wanted at that thief's store.
01:09:38How'd you know?
01:09:40Cowboy boy has his ways.
01:09:42Besides, this thief remembered you immediately.
01:09:44Why'd you give it to her?
01:09:46Because you're the one who bought it for her,
01:09:48and you're the one who needs extra points with.
01:09:52Christie told me you two were fighting,
01:09:54so I thought this might help.
01:09:58Women just need extra care and attention,
01:10:00especially when they get older.
01:10:02Let's give it to her. You'll thank me later.
01:10:04Actually, I might start to like you,
01:10:06camel boy.
01:10:10Hey, hon, how was that hen thing?
01:10:12It was interesting.
01:10:14The girls had fun.
01:10:16I guess so.
01:10:18We had a great time, you know.
01:10:20You know, Ahmed's
01:10:22starting to grow on me.
01:10:24Actually, Cairo's
01:10:26starting to grow on me.
01:10:28We went to this bar last night, a real bar
01:10:30where people were drinking and having fun,
01:10:32and Nolan was throwing wine balls
01:10:34in my lap, and then we met these two guys,
01:10:36and whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:10:42What's this?
01:10:44Look, I...
01:10:46I know I'm not exactly the most romantic
01:10:48guy in the world, and
01:10:50I know I can be
01:10:52difficult.
01:11:00It wasn't about the ring
01:11:02or you being difficult, Steve.
01:11:04It's the way you talk to me. Sometimes I don't know if I can take it anymore.
01:11:06Diane,
01:11:08I love you with all my heart.
01:11:10I'm sorry.
01:11:14Let's not fight.
01:11:16Okay. Let's not fight.
01:11:24It's very pretty.
01:11:26Yeah, I
01:11:28do like your hair.
01:11:30I'm just jealous. I was afraid
01:11:32some Arabian prince
01:11:34might try and steal you away from me.
01:11:41Do you smell weed?
01:11:45You are so mean.
01:11:47Don't you dare.
01:11:49Ah!
01:12:01This is so nice.
01:12:03Thank you.
01:12:05You made it.
01:12:07Thank you.
01:12:20Babe, who is that?
01:12:22He looks important.
01:12:24Oh, it's one of my dad's cousins.
01:12:30What is he doing here?
01:12:32I told her to invite him.
01:12:34Please, you said that you'd think about it.
01:12:36Nahla has been so kind to me. I wanted to do this.
01:12:44Okay.
01:12:49I love you.
01:12:57Who's here?
01:12:59What? Who? What? Oh, my God.
01:13:03Oh, my God.
01:13:05How did you make it on an earlier flight?
01:13:07Welcome to Egypt, sweetie. Let's go inside.
01:13:09Let's go inside. Go, go, go, go.
01:13:11Oh, my God.
01:13:13It's so beautiful here. Finally.
01:13:19Okay, okay, I'll get you some.
01:13:25Okay.
01:13:29Excuse me. May I have your attention, please?
01:13:32My name is Steve.
01:13:34I am the father of the bride.
01:13:36And I want to thank all of you for being here
01:13:39and for my friends from the United States
01:13:41who have traveled all the way here
01:13:43to celebrate my beautiful daughter's wedding.
01:13:45I'm not the kind of man
01:13:47that likes to try new things.
01:13:49I don't like to take risks.
01:13:51When my daughter brought home this Egyptian fella,
01:13:53my first reaction was, you know,
01:13:55call immigration, get him out of here
01:13:57before it gets too serious.
01:13:59And then when she told me she wanted to get married
01:14:01in Cairo, Egypt,
01:14:03I was even more skeptical.
01:14:05But this trip has taught me one thing.
01:14:09Taking risks isn't always the answer.
01:14:11Sometimes, it's actually good.
01:14:15I couldn't be happier for you, too.
01:14:19I'm proud of you, pumpkin.
01:14:21You took a risk,
01:14:23and you found a good man.
01:14:25Thank you.
01:14:27Thank you.
01:14:29Thank you.
01:14:31Thank you.
01:14:33Thank you.
01:14:35Thank you.
01:14:37Thank you.
01:14:39Thank you.
01:15:05Hi, everybody.
01:15:07Mr. Ahmed,
01:15:09when you told us
01:15:11you will marry an American girl,
01:15:13I thought to myself,
01:15:17that's not a good idea.
01:15:21Because I don't like foreigners.
01:15:23But when I saw
01:15:25Crispy
01:15:27and her sister, Spicy,
01:15:31I changed my mind.
01:15:33Now I love foreigners
01:15:35and love American people.
01:15:39God,
01:15:41please America,
01:15:43girls,
01:15:45and God, please Egypt.
01:15:47Thank you.
01:15:49In your face!
01:16:01Hello, everyone.
01:16:03I'm Maggie, the bride's best friend.
01:16:05Sorry, I'm not dressed up.
01:16:07I just got off a plane from New York.
01:16:11I can't believe
01:16:13you're getting married.
01:16:15Chris, I am so happy for you.
01:16:17Ahmed,
01:16:19you're an amazing guy,
01:16:21and probably the only man
01:16:23I know who actually deserves
01:16:25to be with Christy.
01:16:27Although, I have to say,
01:16:29I don't like the fact that you're taking her away from us.
01:16:31I can't imagine
01:16:33New York without my best friend.
01:16:35And Chris,
01:16:37I wish you told me earlier
01:16:39that you were moving to Egypt.
01:16:41I mean, I would have at least tried to
01:16:43plan a kidnapping or something.
01:16:45What the hell are you talking about?
01:16:47Ahmed, didn't you sell your company in New York for...
01:16:49Let me explain.
01:16:51What is she talking about?
01:16:53I got a really good offer, and I was going to start a company.
01:16:55I didn't want you to know like this.
01:16:57I tried to tell you, I swear.
01:16:59This is not how I wanted you to know this in front of all these people, but...
01:17:01No, don't touch me.
01:17:03Just let me explain.
01:17:05Thank you, Maggie. Great.
01:17:15Chris, I'm so sorry.
01:17:17I had no idea.
01:17:19Oh, honey.
01:17:21Maybe it was just all a big misunderstanding.
01:17:23It's...
01:17:25It's all my fault.
01:17:27How is it your fault?
01:17:29He's the one that lied.
01:17:31I can't believe it.
01:17:39I just want to talk.
01:17:45Chris, I just want to talk to you.
01:17:47Don't open it.
01:17:49Thank you for being here.
01:17:53I'm not leaving until I talk to you.
01:17:55Okay, I'll sleep out here if I have to.
01:18:01Ahmed, what are you doing here?
01:18:03I just want to talk to her.
01:18:05Can you please ask them to open the door?
01:18:07You're a good guy.
01:18:09A lot better than I thought.
01:18:11I'm sorry.
01:18:13Can you please ask them to open the door?
01:18:15You're a good guy.
01:18:17A lot better than I thought.
01:18:19You lied to my daughter.
01:18:21We both know her.
01:18:25She's made her decision.
01:18:29I'm sorry.
01:18:43I'm sorry.
01:18:45I'm sorry.
01:18:47I'm sorry.
01:18:49I'm sorry.
01:18:51I'm sorry.
01:18:53I'm sorry.
01:18:55I'm sorry.
01:18:57I'm sorry.
01:18:59I'm sorry.
01:19:01I'm sorry.
01:19:03I'm sorry.
01:19:05I'm sorry.
01:19:07I'm sorry.
01:19:09I'm sorry.
01:19:11I'm sorry.
01:19:13I'm sorry.
01:19:15I'm sorry.
01:19:17I'm sorry.
01:19:19I'm sorry.
01:19:21I'm sorry.
01:19:23I'm sorry.
01:19:25I'm sorry.
01:19:27I'm sorry.
01:19:29I'm sorry.
01:19:31I'm sorry.
01:19:33I'm sorry.
01:19:35I'm sorry.
01:19:37I'm sorry.
01:19:39I'm sorry.
01:19:41I'm sorry.
01:19:43I'm sorry.
01:19:45I'm sorry.
01:19:47I'm sorry.
01:19:49I'm sorry.
01:19:51I'm sorry.
01:19:53I'm sorry.
01:19:55I'm sorry.
01:19:57I'm sorry.
01:19:59I'm sorry.
01:20:01I'm sorry.
01:20:03I'm sorry.
01:20:05I'm sorry.
01:20:07I'm sorry.
01:20:19Yeah, I know we're supposed to go to Luxor tomorrow,
01:20:21but I want to cancel it.
01:20:24We all want to go back to Houston.
01:20:28Honey, your dad and I
01:20:30think you should come back with us for a week.
01:20:32I want to go back to New York.
01:20:34Um, look, I'm gonna need a one-way ticket to JFK.
01:20:38What do you mean they don't have space?
01:20:40Find some space. Make some space.
01:20:42Look, I'll pay triple the price. I don't care.
01:20:44Just get it done, please.
01:20:47Okay?
01:20:49All right, thanks.
01:20:58I don't understand what was so important
01:21:00that we had to leave Maggie at the hotel.
01:21:02Where are we?
01:21:04Come on, let's go in.
01:21:05Ashley, wait!
01:21:09Ash?
01:21:11Ash?
01:21:27What's going on?
01:21:29Where are we?
01:21:31New yoga studio.
01:21:45Did you honestly think this was going to work?
01:21:48I didn't know what else to do.
01:21:50How about tell me how you feel?
01:21:52I couldn't.
01:21:54Wasn't that hard to talk to?
01:21:56You couldn't just sit me down?
01:21:58I tried.
01:21:59It was never the right time.
01:22:01And you made it impossible for me to tell you.
01:22:03Don't do that.
01:22:04Don't you dare turn this around on me.
01:22:06Chris, please. Chris.
01:22:10Chris, the Go Green project
01:22:11was one of the most important things in my life.
01:22:14But if working on it and living here means losing you,
01:22:16I don't want it.
01:22:17I don't want any of this.
01:22:19None of this matters if you're not here.
01:22:23We can pack our bags and go to New York now if you want.
01:22:25I don't want you to give up your dreams for me, Ahmed.
01:22:29I wanted you to share them with me.
01:22:32We could have...
01:22:34done it together.
01:22:36We could have.
01:22:37We still can.
01:22:38Why did you lie to me?
01:22:44I was afraid to lose you.
01:22:46If you told me what you wanted...
01:22:49You thought I would leave you
01:22:51if you said you wanted to live in Egypt?
01:22:54It's where you're from.
01:22:57And I loved everything about it.
01:23:01But you made me hate you.
01:23:06You did this.
01:23:08All of this.
01:23:11Behind my back.
01:23:14How am I supposed to trust you again?
01:23:16I'm sorry.
01:23:17No, don't.
01:23:19Don't touch me.
01:23:21I feel like I don't even know you.
01:23:38What the hell, Ash?
01:23:42Did you even listen to what he had to say?
01:23:44He lied about us moving to Egypt.
01:23:45What don't you get about that?
01:23:46No, I get it.
01:23:48And I get you're hurt and feeling betrayed,
01:23:50but the guy's just willing to give up everything for you, Chris.
01:23:53He really loves you.
01:23:56I mean, I would do anything to have a guy love me
01:23:58the way that he loves you.
01:24:00Didn't you stop to think why he did it?
01:24:02He was so worried that you'd pick New York over him.
01:24:04I won't.
01:24:08I wouldn't.
01:24:09And he's willing to just throw it all away.
01:24:11His project, his dream, Egypt.
01:24:13Just to be with you.
01:24:15Look, I'm sorry that I took you there, okay?
01:24:17But I needed you to know.
01:24:19You're lucky to have him.
01:24:47Yes, I don't have a claim.
01:24:49And the money I paid for it,
01:24:51it's the blood of my heart that I shed.
01:24:53Haji Mahroos, Ahmed isn't saying anything.
01:24:55The guy has a serious problem with his fiancée.
01:24:57And I know what his fiancée is going to do to me.
01:24:59And what am I?
01:25:01I'm just a kid to you, or what?
01:25:03Haji Mahroos, you're a grown man.
01:25:04Who's going to stand by you?
01:25:05Don't get mad at me, Hussien.
01:25:07And you're the one who raised your own money.
01:25:08I'm not a 70-year-old man like you.
01:25:09But I paid for it, dear.
01:25:11I love you so much.
01:25:12That's enough.
01:25:13Let's sell it and each of us gets a share.
01:25:14Let's sell it.
01:25:17How are we going to sell it?
01:25:19Of course!
01:25:20Of course we're going to lose, dear.
01:25:21Just pray for the Prophet, Haji Mahroos.
01:25:22We're going to lose.
01:25:23Ahmed, calm down.
01:25:24Everything will be solved, God willing.
01:25:25Just calm down.
01:25:26I'm telling you, brothers,
01:25:27I'm going to solve this problem my way.
01:25:29Come on.
01:25:30Goodbye.
01:25:31You made me happy.
01:25:32Is he your brother?
01:25:33Yes, he's my brother.
01:25:34Come on, Ahmed.
01:25:35No, no, no.
01:25:36No.
01:25:37Ahmed, Ahmed.
01:25:38I'm sorry, Haji Mahroos.
01:25:39Don't get mad at me.
01:25:40Ahmed!
01:25:47Go to sleep.
01:25:48You'll be fine, Haji Mahroos.
01:25:49Don't worry about it.
01:25:50Haji Mahroos, just leave us alone, please.
01:25:51I'm sorry.
01:25:52Just leave us alone!
01:25:53It's none of your business.
01:25:54What do you mean it's none of my business?
01:25:55What do you know, Haji Mahroos,
01:25:56I don't have the money to pay you!
01:25:57Go to sleep!
01:25:58Don't get mad at me!
01:25:59I'm sorry!
01:26:00It's none of your business.
01:26:01What do you know?
01:26:02It's none of your business.
01:26:03Why don't you go to sleep?
01:26:04Get up!
01:26:05What's wrong with you?
01:26:06Don't misbehave!
01:26:07It's none of your business.
01:26:08Nothing's wrong with me.
01:26:09Why don't you go to sleep?
01:26:10Look at you.
01:26:11It's probably the food, I'll go.
01:26:32Hello.
01:26:33It's so nice to see you.
01:26:36Come in please.
01:26:39Christy, there's someone here to see you.
01:26:42Hanna, what are you doing here?
01:26:46Hi Miss Christy, I'm Manal from the reception.
01:26:50Miss Hanna asked me to come up with her to translate.
01:26:54Okay, come in please.
01:26:59Hey honey, how's the book?
01:27:08They really miss you at the house.
01:27:11I miss you guys too.
01:27:34Basically, Madam Hanna is saying that for us here, this is a little lie.
01:27:38A little lie?
01:27:40Relatively. Some men marry two or three women behind their wife's back and they're forgiven.
01:27:46I should move to Egypt.
01:27:50I really appreciate you coming here.
01:27:54But I can't forgive him.
01:27:57I'm sorry.
01:27:59Why are you doing this to me?
01:28:02You left me and I needed you.
01:28:06Ahmed loves you.
01:28:09Ahmed doesn't want me.
01:28:11No food, no drink, no sleep.
01:28:14We all love you.
01:28:17We're all in Egypt carrying you on our heads.
01:28:22Because of us.
01:28:24Come back Christy.
01:28:26Did she just say Christy?
01:28:30Honey, Ahmed really does love you.
01:28:35And so do they.
01:28:39The marriage is perfect.
01:28:41Look at me and your father.
01:28:43Mom, he lied to me.
01:28:46I can't trust him.
01:28:49Can I ask you a question?
01:28:51Why can't you forgive him?
01:28:53Forgive him?
01:28:55Dad, you're one of all people.
01:28:57Okay, he made a mistake.
01:29:00We all make mistakes.
01:29:03You just have to ask yourself, are you still in love with him?
01:29:06Do you want to spend the rest of your life with him?
01:29:26What's that?
01:29:29What's that?
01:29:31What did you do, you animal?
01:29:35We're doing yoga, you can't sleep.
01:29:37Christy does that.
01:29:39Christy does that?
01:29:42That's not yoga at all.
01:29:45Get up, get up.
01:29:46If Christy saw you, she'd kill you.
01:29:48I can't.
01:29:49Enough.
01:29:50What?
01:29:52We were trying to do yoga, but she got mad at him.
01:29:55Can I have a cup of coffee?
01:29:57What's wrong, Ahmed?
01:29:58Coffee, coffee, coffee.
01:30:00You can't do that, son.
01:30:01Have a bite.
01:30:02I don't feel like it.
01:30:03Come here.
01:30:04If you think that sitting in your room and not eating
01:30:07will bring back Christy to you,
01:30:09what's wrong?
01:30:10What's wrong with you?
01:30:11Why are you upset?
01:30:12Do you love her?
01:30:13Yes, you love her.
01:30:14That's it.
01:30:15Try to fix her.
01:30:17Do anything.
01:30:18Be patient.
01:30:19God willing, you'll pull her hair,
01:30:22give her pain,
01:30:23and force her to be violent.
01:30:25What's wrong with you, Ahmed?
01:30:27You have to do something, son.
01:30:29What else, mom?
01:30:30You saw me, I did everything.
01:30:32Christy needs some time to calm down.
01:30:37What's wrong with him?
01:30:38Nothing, but...
01:30:40Ashley was talking to me, she said they're traveling today.
01:30:43They're traveling today?
01:30:45What time?
01:30:46Mom, Ashley.
01:30:47Her phone is off.
01:30:49Ahmed, Ahmed.
01:30:51I'm telling you, Ahmed.
01:30:52By the way, Christy is a good girl.
01:30:55We'll take the first U-turn and go home.
01:30:58Okay?
01:30:59Let's play PlayStation.
01:31:00Ahmed, Ahmed!
01:31:08That's it.
01:31:09Nothing else?
01:31:17Mom.
01:31:22Reem.
01:31:27Where's Christy?
01:31:28Who, sir?
01:31:29Where did the other guests go?
01:31:31She checked out.
01:31:32Reem, she left the room half an hour ago.
01:31:34Calm down, son.
01:31:35Calm down, son, for God's sake.
01:31:38By the way, Ahmed.
01:31:39This wedding is a great idea.
01:31:41Ask anyone...
01:31:42Stop!
01:31:43Stop, I said!
01:31:44Stop, I said!
01:31:45Stop, I said!
01:31:48Look, look.
01:31:49I'm holding it.
01:31:50Get down, I said!
01:31:51Get down!
01:31:53I said, I'm holding your knife, get down!
01:31:55Stop, stop, stop.
01:31:56Stop, stop, stop.
01:31:57Stop, stop, stop.
01:31:58Stop, stop, stop.
01:31:59Stop, stop, stop.
01:32:00Stop, stop, stop.
01:32:01That's it, that's it.
01:32:03It's a miracle, sir.
01:32:05The miracle is here, and everything is fine.
01:32:07Ahmed.
01:32:09The groom?
01:32:10What's happening to him?
01:32:12I told you, I'll fix it my way.
01:32:14Is Mahrooz still alive?
01:32:17What are you doing?
01:32:18What are you doing?
01:32:19Don't try to resist.
01:32:20Get out of here!
01:32:21What are you doing?
01:32:22I'm begging you, I'm begging you.
01:32:24I know people like you.
01:32:25Shut up, you.
01:32:26I'm begging you, I'm begging you.
01:32:27Get out of here!
01:32:28Shut up, you.
01:32:29Dad!
01:32:31Where did you hide him?
01:32:32He's lying!
01:32:33It's okay, Mahrooz.
01:32:34It's okay, Mahrooz, talk to me.
01:32:37It's okay.
01:32:38Where did you take him?
01:32:40It's okay, Mahrooz, it's okay.
01:32:42Don't screw this up.
01:32:55When I found out that she wanted to uproot my life without my consent,
01:32:59it was like I was being kidnapped.
01:33:02I figured you should know how it feels,
01:33:04but it's not anything that we can't get over.
01:33:06We're even.
01:33:12Are you ready for this?
01:33:13I love adventures.
01:33:15I love Egypt.
01:33:17But most of all, I love you.
01:33:21There are rules here, buddy.
01:33:23If we're gonna live here, you gotta get used to them.
01:33:25Screw the rules.
01:33:33What's this, honey?
01:33:35Open.
01:33:37Open, open, open.
01:33:38Okay, okay, okay.
01:33:41It's an invite to an art show.
01:33:44Wait, is this your art show?
01:33:45Yes, my exhibition.
01:33:48Omar, this is amazing.
01:33:53No kiss for Omar?
01:34:05I can just pose your thing.
01:34:09Hey!
01:34:12Hey!
01:34:14Hey, let's dance.
01:34:15Come on, let's dance.
01:34:17Please, please.
01:34:19Yes, dance.
01:34:21Please.
01:34:22Come, come.
01:34:23Come, come, come.
01:34:24You come.
01:34:28You okay? You okay?
01:34:29Okay.
01:34:31Let's go.
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