3rd July 2024
Transcript
00:00Davinda! You alright? How's school?
00:21Yeah, fine mum.
00:23Someone's popular.
00:26This came. Surprised you can afford any more online tat.
00:30My pennies ain't run out just yet.
00:32Oh good. Because tomorrow night you get to make yourself scarce.
00:35I'm planning a special night with Eve.
00:38You two didn't get enough sexy time over pride weekend?
00:41I'm done with boxing tournament tonight, so you'll have a place to yourselves.
00:45You're lucky to even still have a room, after calling us all liars, after Nisha's money.
00:51Don't push me Priya. Do you understand?
00:56Priya?
00:58Finally at the dog house am I?
01:00Oh give it a rest. I just saw Nugget.
01:03Have you noticed anything weird with his moods recently?
01:07No Ravi, I ain't. Because like you, Davinda's been avoiding me.
01:11He's probably still got the hump about failing the boxing match.
01:14You've not spoken to him since then?
01:16Look, don't give me that tone. I'm trying. What more can I do?
01:19You know what, forget it. Stupid of me expecting you to step up for your kids.
01:23You better take care of yourself man.
01:29Keeping secrets ain't spoiling your appetite I see.
01:32Sure you'd be at work?
01:35I'm worried about your dad.
01:37The line about mum being a flea, that just don't make any sense.
01:41If you're worried about me, don't be.
01:43The truth's a marathon, not a sprint, especially when it comes to this.
01:46Maybe. But they both got finished though.
01:49If you're banking on Billy being bad at maths, well that's a line that needs crossing.
01:53Cheers Walter. Take away please.
01:55Aye, aye. Another family reunion Billy boy. How's tricks?
01:59Dunno.
02:00No, we've got a meeting at the school with Will's headteacher about, you know.
02:04Oh, the glamour shot. Say no more.
02:07Let me know how you get on. We'll have a drink over the fence.
02:10Yeah, we'll see how he gets on first then.
02:13Win or lose mate, you're on the booze. You're an amateur Bill, you know the score.
02:18Come here.
02:19You're behind me, you can't get out.
02:20Mitchell's in here today.
02:22So my mate's come through with some tickets for Wimbledon.
02:24Jay and Callum ain't interested, but I thought your lot might be.
02:27There's enough for all of us, so let the kids know, yeah?
02:29Yeah, I don't think we can go.
02:31Phil, really, I mean what if all this is carrying on with Will?
02:33We'll have to leave it, mate.
02:34What's the problem? I thought that was all done with.
02:36Oh, frankly mate.
02:39Are you getting striped me as a strawberries and cream man, Philip?
02:42I ain't.
02:44Honest, Phil.
02:45I've got some clients that like to pretend they are.
02:47So I can take them tickets off your hands.
02:49Be a shame to waste them, eh?
02:58I'm trying to build bridges here, son.
03:00So if you're worried about me, don't bone them down.
03:04It ain't just Billy who's blood.
03:12That's everyone out for the night.
03:14Great.
03:15Now, I've not cooked this before.
03:17We're having creamy beef bonanza.
03:19Can't wait. Smells delicious.
03:21Yeah, and what film are we going to watch?
03:23Well, I thought maybe we could finish off the Texas Chainsaw Series.
03:32Oh, just you and me having a little relax,
03:35snuggling on the sofa in front of a telly.
03:39Though I don't feel great about Lily
03:41having to find a new password Wi-Fi from Penny.
03:44Well, Stacey says it's not a crime.
03:46What do you think, Harvey?
03:52Everything all right?
03:53Yeah, no, it's Kat.
03:55I promised her I'd run a fair and, well, it slipped my mind.
04:00I'll tell her we've got plans.
04:04Oh, you'd better do it.
04:07I won't relax thinking you've just left a passenger in the lurch.
04:11Oh, I guess it won't take long.
04:13Well, you'd better not because this is nearly ready
04:15and you can't reheat creamy beef bonanza.
04:17Or put it in the freezer.
04:19Right.
04:21Oh, you should have seen Defender, Matt. He was so cringe.
04:24Instead of him to bring his egg in, he brought up his lunch.
04:28Right, I hear. Now.
04:33What?
04:34I told you this morning to prioritise our delivery.
04:36Oh, we had a mad rush. I must have forgotten.
04:38Well, how about I forget to pay your wages?
04:41Relax. Ain't you got bigger things to cry about?
04:44This is business and you're costing me money.
04:47I'm sure the pension pot will still be healthy for the winning family member.
04:51Which sure as hell won't be you.
04:56You know, you've got no family, Priya.
04:58Just some hustler on their last legs.
05:00Sounds like you are and all. Want a cough drop?
05:03You know, whoever inherits this place will not be keeping you on.
05:06Do as you're told and sort this out.
05:20You ready for your knockout?
05:22On me head, son.
05:24Hey, listen, I got this on lock, don't you worry.
05:27Oh, a little birdie tells me that Amy will be there.
05:32Any butterflies?
05:34Nah, listen, I'm not nervous. Me and Amy are. We're ancient history, ain't we?
05:38It's all right if you are nervous. I would be.
05:41Yeah, cheers for having faith in me.
05:43I have. It's just, it's your first fight, isn't it?
05:46What, and you think I'm going to get mashed up?
05:48Boxing night or walking to park?
05:49It's like she came down to the gym. You know how good I was.
05:51I just don't want to see you get hurt, that's all.
05:53Not that he thinks you're going to get hurt.
05:55No one's forcing him to come. Especially not dressed like that.
05:58Well, of course I'm going to come. I was...
06:03I'll go and get changed then, shall I?
06:08Here you go.
06:09You don't have to pay me back so soon. I'm just going to leave you out of pocket.
06:13I need to put things right.
06:17It'll all be over soon.
06:19Cheers again for all your help.
06:21What do you mean, be over soon?
06:23Why?
06:25I'm going to sell my flat.
06:27It's a fraction of the asking price, but still, you're desperate times.
06:31Where are you going to live?
06:34Hey.
06:35I don't know.
06:36What?
06:40I am drowning in debt.
06:42I can barely afford to buy packet seats.
06:45I'm on my own, and I'm done being a scrounger.
06:48You are not a scrounger.
06:50You're just down on your luck.
06:52I'm sorry to...
06:54There's no point being sorry.
06:56It's simple.
06:58It's simple.
07:00I'll sell my flat,
07:02or I'll get turfed out onto the streets.
07:12Look what arrived for tonight.
07:17Obviously, Vinda ain't fighting, so I'll get a jacket for the back or something.
07:20Where did you even find the money for all of this?
07:22Curtsy of Suki's credit card.
07:25What? It's a family expense. She won't mind.
07:27Hopefully.
07:29You love playing with fire, innit?
07:31Come on. Getting a little singed is the best part of life.
07:35Is it?
07:37Be serious, Mum.
07:39We finally have this nice yard.
07:41There's food in the fridge.
07:43We have some sort of family around us, and you're risking it all.
07:46For what?
07:47Don't worry. I can handle Suki.
07:49It's not just her, though, is it?
07:51It's Dad.
07:52Vinda hasn't even got time for you.
07:54And I heard what Grandad was saying to you earlier.
07:58Mum, you need to pattern up.
08:00I don't want us losing all of this.
08:03Babe, I've always made sure you've got a roof over your head,
08:06clothes on your back, been fed.
08:08I would actually cut off my arm if it meant you being safe.
08:10Look, Mum, I'm calm, OK?
08:12I've got Dad.
08:14What about you?
08:19I don't get it.
08:21What's the old boy lying for?
08:23He ain't one of them bigots, is he?
08:25He's big amiss.
08:27I don't really know either age.
08:29But he is your Grandad.
08:31You're going to have to look out for him, all right?
08:33Yeah.
08:34Philip!
08:35Sorry, my bad.
08:36Phil!
08:37You been run out of Dartford or something?
08:39Nah, not yet.
08:40I quite like it round here, actually.
08:42Yeah, so do I, which is why I like to keep the riffraff out.
08:45I'm going to try and catch Billy later for a light hour.
08:47You with that?
08:50Look, I know we haven't got off on the right foot.
08:53The way I see it, Billy's my brother,
08:55and we're all family, and that means something to me.
08:58So why don't we try and get on, eh?
09:00Yeah.
09:01Peace of it.
09:02Them tickets, I'll take them off you.
09:04Face value.
09:05How about that?
09:06I don't need money.
09:07And we ain't the Brady Bunch.
09:09Do you ever crack a smile?
09:11I'll crack something in a minute if you don't wind your neck in.
09:14Mate, mate, slow down.
09:16Excuse him, Phil.
09:17Short fuse and a big mouth.
09:19I'm assuming that's a Mitchell trait, eh?
09:22But anyways, the school are giving Billy and his boy
09:25some sort of grief about this Wilf,
09:27and I don't really know,
09:29but I reckon he could do with some family support.
09:32What do you think?
09:40He could charm the paint off walls in.
09:42Don't know why you're bothering.
09:45Ah, Speedy Gonzales.
09:47Speedy who?
09:48Oh, I thought you were out doing your carpe diem all evening.
09:52Is that my yin yang candle?
09:54Oh, yes, sorry. I hope that's OK.
09:57It's just Harvey and I have got a romantic dinner planned.
10:00Oh, do you?
10:01I just see him outside with my clunkies.
10:04Yes, cos he's finishing off a fare.
10:06Yeah, I literally just finished my first shift back at the chippy,
10:09and he was nattering with some women outside.
10:12What...what women?
10:14I don't know. She had a spurs bag, though.
10:17Mayor.
10:18I mean, whoever she was, she seemed quite stressed.
10:21She was bad vibes.
10:22Mayor is very bad vibes.
10:23Yeah.
10:24Anyway, Harvey, he probably, you know,
10:26he probably just bumped into her on his way back here.
10:29First she rifles through my drawers
10:31and then she lures him away for a secret meeting.
10:33Hold on, there was no secret meeting, Nan.
10:37If anything, it's the opposite. It was, um...unsecret.
10:41Come on, you know Harvey. Harvey's good.
10:43Harvey's naive, Freddie.
10:45He's too trusting for his own good.
10:49Come, Nan.
10:51We'll go down there.
10:52We'll see that there's nothing dodgy going on.
10:55No.
10:57No, it's all right.
10:58Harvey will be back any minute
11:00and we will have our romantic dinner and everything's fine.
11:03There's nothing dodgy going on.
11:06Nothing dodgy.
11:07See you later.
11:11SIREN BLARES
11:15Listen, have you had any funny symptoms at all
11:18since you've been juicing?
11:21No, no, bro.
11:22Why, was it juicing that made you sick last week?
11:25Of course not.
11:26I'm just swallowing it.
11:30Oi, oi.
11:32Oh, is that Denzil the Danger Danes?
11:34All live in the flesh, brother.
11:36Yeah, yeah, a knackered nugget.
11:37Do you need a sleep, mate?
11:39Shut your mouth.
11:40Or what, are you going to throw up on me?
11:42Listen, I said shut your mouth
11:44or I'll drag you round the square, mate.
11:46The only thing you'll drag down is your family's reputation.
11:51Hey, Mandip, what are you doing?
11:53Chill out, lad.
11:55Get off!
11:56What am I supposed to do, mate?
11:57Get off!
11:58Get off!
12:00Lads, lads!
12:01Oi!
12:02Oi!
12:03This ain't how we do things, boys.
12:04We've started it.
12:05I don't care.
12:06Get down the gym, both of you.
12:07Get down the gym.
12:08Come on!
12:09What?
12:10He's lost his head again, I tell you what.
12:13This ain't Nugget.
12:15Son, is this true?
12:18You've lost it.
12:19It's just a misunderstanding, Ravi.
12:20It's just...
12:21It's nothing.
12:25I got bailiffs knocking on my door.
12:27I mean, lenders won't even look at me.
12:29No kids to help.
12:30I've got no money.
12:31No, it's not me.
12:32I can lend you more money.
12:35And don't worry about paying me back.
12:36I'm not too good for it.
12:38Your Jean won't like that.
12:41No, I don't have to mention this to her.
12:42Not right away.
12:45You're a good mate, Ravi, but...
12:48I need proper cash.
12:49A lot more than another 50 quid.
12:53Oh.
12:54I could ask her for double shifts.
12:56I could even take her out alone, you know, if need be.
13:00You'd do that for me?
13:01Yeah.
13:03As long as, if you help, I could put off selling the flat.
13:06I wait until I get a decent offer.
13:08Exactly.
13:09And you haven't stopped coming.
13:10You haven't sold yourself short.
13:12I doubt my one-bed shabby flat in the wrong side of...
13:15Hey, stay positive, yeah?
13:17You'll see.
13:21Until then, this land can stay between us.
13:25Yeah?
13:26Save me the earache.
13:29My knight in navy and white armour.
13:33Oh, God, I...
13:34I meant to be a queen.
13:37I got it, you know, when we were handing out those CVs.
13:39Troublesome.
13:40Things are on the up already.
13:42Thanks for the money, you know.
13:44I'll call you later, yeah?
13:48Hiya.
13:49Hiya.
13:58You've got another cup there for your boxing.
14:00You've got another cup there for your boxing.
14:01And I'm craving a bit of greasy chicken, aren't I?
14:04Are you Todd?
14:05What, Jean blown you out?
14:08Pew Street, Battersea.
14:10It's a nice part of town, isn't it?
14:12Southwest London.
14:13Fancy them round here.
14:15Why?
14:16Oh.
14:17No reason.
14:23Ain't sounding too lively.
14:26Shit finished ages ago.
14:29I'm here to make you an offer.
14:32What have you got of any value?
14:35I got me.
14:39Was that meant to be funny?
14:41I won't beat around the bush.
14:42We've both got needs.
14:43Mine, financial.
14:45And yours...
14:47Well, you're a bloke with a few months left
14:49and nobody to share them with.
14:51So I thought, why spend your last few months fizzling out
14:55when you could go out with a bang?
14:58What exactly are you proposing?
15:01For a fee.
15:03I can make your last few months very enjoyable.
15:06Oh, you really are a hustler.
15:08Expecting me to pay for your company.
15:12Having gossips, whispering, calling me desperate.
15:15No, thank you.
15:16I've got my family around me.
15:19None of them have my touch, though.
15:23Do they?
15:28I don't need your touch.
15:30But you want it.
15:33Don't you?
15:40Should have seen the dad.
15:42Proper solicitor.
15:44Made his speech like he was in court.
15:47And he said, make his son look like the victim
15:50and we'll be in the wrong, you know?
15:53Also said, they'd have threats from someone in our family.
15:58Well, how's Will?
16:00He's gutted.
16:01Knocked himself in his room.
16:03Poor little sod.
16:04Hope you confiscated his phone.
16:07Don't worry, I'm going to fix this.
16:09It's illegal for kids to text.
16:11He don't know what a threat is yet.
16:13You see, he likes a knock on his door.
16:15I wouldn't do that.
16:16That's just horses for courses, ain't it?
16:19If you threaten a solicitor, he'll end up in court.
16:22Bad.
16:23Right?
16:24But you contact his firm and tell him his son's been blackmailing you
16:27and he's been using his skills in a very unprofessional manner.
16:32And that might help, if it comes to it.
16:36I do have my moments.
16:38Look, they're not going to expel him.
16:40It's just chest puffing at the best.
16:42If I was you, I'd put my arm round Will.
16:45Tell him to come to you next time.
16:47He's a good kid that just panicked.
16:49And all this?
16:50It weighs heavy.
16:52Yeah.
16:54Yeah, you're right.
16:55Thanks, Tid.
17:00So...
17:02Your first pride, I hope it was...
17:04Yeah, it was incredible.
17:07Thank you.
17:08Yeah, it was.
17:09The parade.
17:11Drinks and so on.
17:12My friends all absolutely adored you.
17:16I don't know why.
17:17They did.
17:20And your crutch is all covered in glitter and you were still trying to dance with me, weren't you?
17:25I've never been more proud of anyone in all my life.
17:39Pride isn't just for the weekend.
17:44Women of your age knocking around Soho in streamers and glitter?
17:49Is that the only way to feel accepted?
17:51To not be alone?
17:53Pathetic.
17:54What, as opposed to you curling up alone every night in your son's spare room?
18:01Still, you've just got to get warm, eh?
18:08Here you go.
18:09And you made this, Kate?
18:11Certainly did.
18:12My Linda's 47th.
18:1447?
18:15Leave it at.
18:16A woman as radiant as you could never have a kid that age.
18:19Right charmer, ain't he?
18:21You sure you're a Mitchell, darling?
18:24All right.
18:25Winning them all over for you, eh, Dad?
18:27Not everybody.
18:30He's an old lion, but he's still head of his pride.
18:34You've got yours.
18:36Let him have his.
18:37Yeah?
18:39Well, it sounds like you've been plonked in front of Amber for too long, old boy.
18:43Maybe.
18:44But that don't make me wrong, does it?
18:47Hey, look like you've played before.
18:49Fancy a game?
18:50I'm off to see Tommy's match.
18:52It's all yours.
18:53Well, how about it? We make it interesting.
18:56I win, I'll get them women tickets for free.
18:59You win, I'll pay you double face value.
19:02Interested enough?
19:17You need tops, mate.
19:22Hey!
19:24Double face value, wasn't it?
19:26The best man won.
19:27At darts, at least.
19:29Another round, fellas?
19:31Well, what do you think?
19:32You fancy your luck twice?
19:34Luck had nothing to do with it.
19:36Well, I've got to go.
19:37See you later.
19:38See you later.
19:39See you later.
19:40See you later.
19:41See you later.
19:42See you later.
19:43See you later.
19:44Luck twice?
19:45Luck had nothing to do with it.
19:47It's coming about all night, anyway.
19:49Now, that don't sound too confident, does now.
19:53I tell you what, I'll stay for another game if we up the ante.
19:56Tickets, double face value, plus a grand on top if you can cover it, yeah?
20:00Here we go.
20:01That ain't necessary.
20:03Shut up, it's nearly stripped to the waist height.
20:06You're on.
20:08It's my round, isn't it?
20:09Yeah.
20:10Right then, I think we should go and put that arm around our well.
20:13See you later.
20:14See you later.
20:15Cheers.
20:16You threw that last game, didn't you?
20:26Wrong direction.
20:27Boxing tournament's the other way.
20:30You that desperate to get back into your kids' good books?
20:32Oh, well, you know me.
20:34Do whatever it takes to support them.
20:38As you made clear earlier.
20:41Why don't you come in?
20:43Get your breath back.
21:01Where are you?
21:04Yeah, that's what I'm saying about testing.
21:07Just call me back, alright?
21:11Nugs.
21:13You're pretty good, you know.
21:14And that's what your son might say?
21:16Yeah, like your dad.
21:17Hey, get a picture of me and the next thing I know, Adam's here.
21:20Battery's dead.
21:23You alright?
21:25Yeah, it's bacon, innit?
21:27Son.
21:29Just forget him, dad-man.
21:30Can you help me?
21:31Needs to be tied up.
21:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:33Thanks.
21:36After being carried down the stairs to get in here, Ricky better win.
21:39Of course.
21:41He's got Jim's Basher brand of blood running through him.
21:44Boxing is just so brutal.
21:47Bet you'll enjoy watching your ex get knocked out, though.
21:51Are you sure you want him to take part in all this?
21:53Look, the more he can play Tyson Fury in the ring,
21:55the less chance there is of him doing it anywhere else.
21:57Trust me.
21:59Oh, Jens would think I'm being late purpose.
22:01Have a go again for being unsupportive.
22:04Well, it takes time to bring this J-Lo glamour to the boxing ring.
22:06He'll understand.
22:07It's you two?
22:08Denzel and I, we are.
22:09What? You left Ham's belt to get here?
22:11Yeah, nothing would have stopped him.
22:12Oh.
22:13Unless he got put off.
22:14Listen, I'm...
22:16really sorry to say this, you ain't gonna like it.
22:18I, er, I know where Denzel is.
22:20He must have lost a jack-of-the-towel or something.
22:21Nah, I'll get him.
22:22Yeah?
22:24Right, so high time we get things started, innit?
22:26Zak, ring's all yours, mate.
22:28Right, mate.
22:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
22:35Right, sorry for the delay, yeah?
22:37Timekeeping seems to not be my speciality.
22:40Well, it's a good job you're the ref then, innit?
22:43Listen, before we start,
22:45I just want to say you parents should be very proud of these kids.
22:49Boxing can get a bad rep, but
22:51tonight is all about showcasing focus and determination, yeah?
22:54And most importantly, encouraging our girls to be part of this sport.
22:58And for our boys, stay out of trouble.
23:02Look, if you lot can find a safe haven in here,
23:05then I'm happy.
23:06I'll tell you what, I wish I had that at your age.
23:09OK, introduce him, please.
23:10The first two fighters of the night,
23:13we've got Varney Nandra Hart!
23:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:20BELL RINGS
23:22Come on, you!
23:29DOOR CLOSES
23:34DOG BARKS
23:39DOG BARKS
23:41DOG BARKS
23:43SIREN WAILS
23:48KNOCK AT DOOR
23:59Hello, Maya?
24:09Maya?
24:11I know you live here.
24:17BELL RINGS
24:19You all right?
24:20Maya?
24:24I...
24:25I don't want to scare you, but...
24:29SIGHS
24:31I'm coming in.
24:37Who the hell are you?
24:38I'm sorry.
24:48Made you a cuppa.
24:51Can't be on the wine all night, it'd kill you.
24:54Life's too short to miss out on the simple pleasures.
24:57Mm.
24:58Guess you don't want your last few months to be boring.
25:02Or lonely.
25:07You offering the excitement, are you?
25:09I'm offering a lot of things, Nish.
25:12Imagine the look on Sookie's face if she saw us together.
25:18It'd be priceless.
25:20No.
25:22No.
25:23Not priceless.
25:26Ah, yeah.
25:28Your fee.
25:30Only enough to secure me and my kids' future.
25:35See, the thing is...
25:39I don't think...
25:42you're willing to go far enough.
25:47You know...
25:49seeing you here...
25:51under this soft lighting...
25:54I think I'm willing to go all the way.
26:02Take your T-shirt off.
26:22Fuck.
26:24Come on, Arnie!
26:25Come on!
26:26Come on!
26:27Come on!
26:28Keep going!
26:31Come on, come on!
26:32Yes!
26:33Come on!
26:34Come on!
26:40Our winner's Arnie!
26:44Come on!
26:45That's what I'm talking about!
26:52Fuck.
27:03You're a bad girl.
27:04You're a bad girl.
27:20Mom?
27:34Mom?