How Adam Would Book... Retribution

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00:00Hello, I'm Adam hailing from parts far known and welcome to how wait what's going on? Oh, oh my god

00:08Oh, is that is that retribution? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, oh

00:15Stop it. Stop it now. Oh goodness. Oh

00:20Retribution. Oh, hello

00:22My name's bevel and I've overthrown Adam for justice for too long

00:27the people working for parts for known have earned money making YouTube videos and that's

00:36Disgusting so me and me friends

00:38Thresher

00:39dump chain

00:41bandwidth camel

00:44belch

00:45spittoon

00:47doorknob

00:48bebop

00:49corrugated iron

00:51Rocksteady Thresher

00:53sausage

00:54Quorn and black and decker cordless electric screwdriver

00:59We're not going anywhere until the corporate set out to make money producing

01:04YouTube videos for parts for known pay me and me friends money as well. Oh, thank you very much

01:12Let's just put me John Hancock on here

01:17Bevel oh

01:20I've now achieved me goal apparently

01:24by now

01:27The man

01:31Well, that was shit

01:33So 2020 was a year where Baron Corbin had dog food dumped over him

01:38He had the swamp fight Goldberg beating the fiend eye for an eye roar underground and Eric Roden's in spider

01:45I mentioned this so that has a bit more weight when I say

01:48WWE's worst storyline of 2020 potentially the worst storyline in wrestling in

01:542020 was retribution which looking back pretty much amounted to essentially the world's most embarrassing job interview in August

02:01WWE announced that a new faction would be debuting on raw people got concerned when they saw the name

02:07Just us had been patented by WWE, but don't you worry what actually happened was a lot worse

02:13Hashtag release Zack Snyder's Just Us League a group of balaclava

02:18domestic terrorist looking mother threw a Molotov cocktail at a

02:22Generator after a summer of political unrest it sure did look like WWE were doing their own version of Antifa

02:29Criticism of which intensified after their smackdown invasion and check out this awkward dollar store Nexus bullshit

02:36I

02:41Think my favorite is the lad beating up the ring with a bat you show that canvas good buddy the mat

02:47So retribution was here

02:49They were bad and they were going to shake things up until they got what they wanted and what did they want to destroy?

02:57WWE and also

03:00Get a job in

03:02WWE the September 21st episode of raw was pretty much the point where retribution broke beyond all possible fixing

03:09We saw them in all their glory for the first time

03:11We learned their names and we heard them speak each and every one a gigantic embarrassment for everyone involved

03:18retreating as far as possible from the

03:20Accusations that WWE were basically doing what a right-wing billionaire thought

03:24Antifascist protesters were WWE sent out an intern with 20 bucks told him to buy a bunch of masks and make sure you bring home

03:30change doing a

03:32Budget Joel Schumacher Batman and Robin reducing a huge gang of faceless yobbos to a core squad of hot-topic

03:39Bane a high school drama club doing a stage adaptation of Mad Max fury road actively erasing the recent stellar work of

03:47Dominic Dijakovic Mercedes Martinez Mia Yim and Dio Madden and Shane Thorne to a lesser

03:53But also very real extent their names were mace

03:57t-bar

03:58reckoning

03:59retaliation and

04:01Slapjack and there's nothing I can add to Luke and Ollie's reaction at the time turns out that WWE had offered contracts to

04:09retribution the group that was

04:11Actively vandalizing their company and the group responded to this recruitment by saying Oh people who earn money wrestling a bad

04:19Thanks for the contracts though

04:21They went after the hurt business a bit then hopes were briefly raised when the leader of the group was revealed to be Ali because

04:27Hey that accidentally counts as long-term booking sort of maybe it smells like long-term booking at least with Ali revealing

04:33Oh, yeah, I was a smackdown hacker. It's all connected. But hey people liked Ali and wanted more for him. So yay

04:41except alas

04:43Nay over the following months the team went from interrupting raw main events to being briefly destroyed by the fiend bullying ricochet for ages

04:51Feuding with the new day and in the group broke up on the fastlane pre-show on the pre-show lads

04:56The nexus is widely regarded as a failed invading force storyline, but at least a main evented summer slam retribution members had two

05:04Pay-per-view matches ali spending 10 minutes in the men's royal rumble and at hell in a cell lashley squashing slapjack in four minutes

05:13That's it in terms of bell to bell minutes on pay-per-view. Tamina received more match time over wrestlemania weekend

05:21than retribution's entire

05:24Lifespan nobody meaner so mercedes martinez has gone back down to nxt

05:28Miriam's moved to smackdown t-bar and mace have been unmasked on raw

05:31But they're still cool t-bar and mason cutting shit promos and ali is missing in action posting tweets like this saying he just wants to

05:38fall in love again, so

05:40Bad luck talented people I guess

05:44Let me have a go

05:46So

05:51Hello darkness my old friend, I mean this is the closest i've come to just saying

05:56no

05:57And running away and then just having credits for eight minutes. Look i'm not going to rebook slapjack and the gang

06:03I'm, i'm you can't you can't make me i'm going to rebook an invading force in wwe that also has the name

06:11Retribution and you'll take what you're given

06:13so big question is who wants retribution against wwe a large group of people who have been misused by wwe chiefly the

06:20Main roster who feel betrayed by wwe have a common background

06:23Maybe even a common origin a place they all come from but then the main roster crush their spirit

06:29Let's do it

06:30Nxt invasion ring the bell. It starts after summer slam. No molotov cocktails

06:36No cinder blocks through glass doors forgot about that one. Maybe retribution was good after all instead for weeks people are found beaten up

06:44backstage with

06:46Retribution spray painted on the wall over their body. The first is the only just returned sammy zane next week

06:53Alistair black the week after kevin owens chad gable

06:57This happens for a few weeks until the raw before clash of champions where instead spray painted above the wall over the body of andrade

07:05Is the word

07:06Sunday at clash of champions as a semi main singles match icy champion sammy zane versus icy champion

07:13Aj styles who's held the belt continuously since may not losing it to jeff hardy

07:17Sorry, jeff give the match 15 minutes at least try to remind everyone how good sammy zane is before the ref goes down

07:23While the ref is down three dudes in balaclavas run in and brutalize aj styles. They rip off their masks to reveal themselves

07:31Johnny gargano tomasso champa and the man in the middle

07:35thin baller who kneels over aj and says simply into the mic this

07:41Is a rescue mission they run out as security guards rush to the ring sammy zane pins

07:46Aj styles to retain the icy title the next night on raw another match is interrupted by the three men

07:51The match is keith lee with his t-shirt and his awful new music versus sheamus

07:55The three men have another person in a balaclava with them who doesn't join the attack

07:59Gargano and champa take to the mic saying this

08:02is exactly

08:04Why we left we've seen it so many times now over and over and over again people kill themselves in nxt to become

08:12Someone and then the people who run this company kill themselves to turn them

08:16Into nobodies there will be consequences

08:20there will be

08:22Retribution. He said it finn balor says to keith. This is how it starts

08:27It starts well, but then you get lost

08:29keith

08:31Come home

08:32Before you get lost along the way keith slaps his hand away. He says well if you won't listen to me

08:38Perhaps you'll listen to her and the person in the balaclava with them takes off their mask to reveal

08:43Mia yim and she says please keith

08:46Please come home

08:48Please don't let them take you away

08:50Keith lee looks at them

08:52bows his head

08:54And walks away tells me a backstage

08:57For both of us it was always about getting here and now that i'm here you want me to

09:04walk away

09:06I can't do that

09:08Not yet on nxt balor tells the entire locker room

09:12They need to be ready for what comes next whatever happens win or lose nxt will

09:17Emerge as the number one brand in all of wrestling and they need to choose whose side they're going to be on

09:23I was on the wrong side once not anymore

09:26The attacks keep coming two weeks before hell in a cell balor issues a demand wwe have a choice

09:31They either change the leadership of wwe

09:34Right at the very top. You know what I mean

09:38Or they let all the nxt stars who have been misused

09:42Come home. He wants to hear an answer at hell in the cell. He doesn't want it from another corporate. Yes, man. He wants it

09:49From triple h so at hell in the cell

09:51There's a summit balor gargano and champa come out to the ring triple h comes out flanked by security

09:56And then we have a rooty tooty shooty promo where everyone makes good points

10:00The retribution guys talk about how the main roster poaches nxt's best talents

10:04Just to pop a rating and then forgets about them triple h says, okay

10:08Let me throw some names at you seth rollins roman reigns. Drew mcintyre big e triple h tells finn that this is

10:15Killing me nxt is as precious to me as my own children, but in my nxt

10:22We don't make excuses

10:24WWE refuses your demands at this point the retribution members attack the security forces

10:29Then out comes some wrestlers chad gable andrade alice the black ricochet people who have been assaulted by retribution in the past and for a second

10:36They face off against the retribution guys before turning

10:40And assaulting triple h with the rest of the invaders a huge brawl people bodies

10:46Flying all over the place ricochet getting to do a flippy do he doesn't get to do those anymore

10:52And it's ricochet we're talking about in the middle of this scrum in the middle of the ring finn balor places a steel chair

11:00Around the neck of triple h and does a coup de gras triple h is stretched away

11:07Before the dust can settle so the pitch leading into survivor series is wwe nxt

11:14civil

11:15war people choose their side keith

11:17Lee remains loyal to the main roster as do pretty much all the former nxt stars that have made good for themselves on the main

11:23Roster seth roman drew biggie some join with nxt like kevin owens andrade murphy bobby rude

11:30Surprisingly sammy zane despite retribution helping him win the icy title despite having issues with wwe stays loyal

11:37To the main roster. He says I was the heart and soul of nxt

11:42But the only place to make the main roster better is on the main roster

11:46He and gargano brawl over who was the true heart and soul of nxt all of this builds to a huge

11:52Five match card for survivor series with nxt as the focus people with a history of nxt all colliding against each other in five

12:00wwe versus nxt matches the matches are sammy zane for wwe versus johnny gargano for nxt icy champion versus north american

12:08champion heart and soul

12:10Versus heart and soul sammy zane wins samoa joe steps off commentary teams with riddle cesaro

12:17Corbin nakamura for wwe versus pete dunne chad gable ricochet murphy and bobby rude for nxt

12:25the nxt team

12:27win the street profits in the new day for wwe versus the

12:31Undisputed era for nxt the street profits and new day wins don't want to keep that

12:36Undisputed era implosion cooking in the background charlotte

12:39sasha asuka bianca and nijax for wwe versus shana baszler ember moon rhea ripley mia yim and

12:46bailey for nxt nxt team wins and then the main event seth rollins biggie roman reigns

12:54Keith lee and drew mcintyre versus alistair black

12:58Andrade tomasso champa kevin owens and finn balor

13:02The main event comes down to two versus two roman reigns and drew mcintyre the champs versus finn balor and kevin owens. However

13:11Owens hits a stunner on balor and walks out of the match leaving roman and drew to pick up the pinfall

13:18wwe3 nxt

13:21Two now a lot of people might be angry that nxt don't win here

13:24Just want to remind you that a nxt won in 2019 and b this whole storyline is attempting a delicate balance

13:31Obviously you want to turbo charge interest in nxt now

13:35It's on cable tv

13:35But also the main roster is still where the bulk of superstars money is made

13:41You don't want to bury the concept of the main roster too much. You want

13:46The main roster to improve you can't do that by hermetically sealing off

13:50Nxt and stopping the stars of the future being called up the aim of this whole thing

13:55is to basically try and make a cool story with fun matchups featuring people who have been classed as unimportant for too long and

14:02making them

14:04Important again, what you want to do is make raw smackdown and nxt

14:10must watch tv not just

14:12Nxt, you know as much as people have their loyalties in the wake of survivor series wwe make an important announcement

14:19They want to make peace anyone who wants to move to nxt

14:23Can do so the draft that in real life happened in october happens here instead

14:28So wwe can move some key names that it currently doesn't have anything for on the main roster black ricochet andrade

14:36Baszler, oh my god, the main roster how I never mind world-class talents

14:41They can move them back to nxt so they can improve both their stock and the stock of nxt as an entire program

14:47The fallout leads to nxt take over war games with a whole bunch of returning talent versus current

14:54Nxt stars with also a blow-off wwe vs nxt match inside

15:00War games to give nxt a bit of heat back andrade versus gargano the rematch for the north american title murphy

15:06Versus santos escobar for the cruiserweight title baszler

15:09Versus shirai and a war games match with team nxt pete dunn champa black and ricochet going over team

15:16wwe keith lee seth rollins nakamura and riddle the main event though is kevin owens versus finn balor for the

15:23Nxt championship and during that match triple h returns decking balor with a sledgehammer allowing kevin owens

15:31to become new

15:33nxt

15:34Champion and the aim of this is to create a really fun few months run of kevin owens as a wwe guy

15:40Dressing in a suit and tie ruling over a much expanded

15:45Nxt holding their top championship hostage. This all blows off at the nxt takeover in wrestlemania week, which isn't called stand and deliver

15:52It's now called takeover

15:55Retribution including matchups kevin owens defending his title versus tomasso champa and gargano in a triple threat match a gauntlet eliminator

16:02Featuring alistair black andrade pete dunn murphy and ricochet to crown a number one contender to the nxt championship at wrestlemania

16:10Which is won by alistair black and triple h

16:14Versus finn balor because I know he doesn't need it

16:18But triple h needs to have at least one match at a takeover before he retires and naturally

16:25Finn balor wins alistair black moves on to beat kevin owens for the nxt title at wrestlemania again

16:31Bringing a wider more mainstream focus to nxt just in time for alistair black to begin a feud with karrion kross

16:39and that

16:41is how I didn't really rebuild retribution did I because I I what like

16:48Don't

16:50Don't do it. Don't do wwe antifa. Don't do dollar store masks

16:56Don't

16:57Don't have a group which is dedicated

17:01to destroying wwe whilst also being hired by

17:06raw

17:07And and like literally drafted to the program. Oh, these guys hate us. They're trying to kill us

17:13Well better get them on contract then don't do that

17:15There's there's so little to salvage here that I basically just wanted to do my own thing an nxt

17:22Invasion, you know and they do actually want

17:26Retribution and like if you're gonna do the nxt invasion storyline

17:29Which loads of people have been craving whether it's good or not if you're gonna do an nxt invasion

17:36At least do it at a point where everyone's in the same state

17:41Might as well so that is how I would book

17:44Retribution was there not enough masks in it for you. Let me know in the comments

17:49Why not? Don't forget to like and share this video around if you did enjoy it and subscribe to parts for unknown for more very

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18:00forward slash parts fun known they made me do this they make me do all of these and

18:06I hate them so much

18:08And why don't you be a part of that?

18:11Bye everyone

18:13Jam that jam

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