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00:00Mithu, Mithu Tota, Dali Upar Sota, Hari Mirchi Khata?
00:07Nahi, Nahi, Hari Mirchi Tikhi Lagti Hai Budiya.
00:11Hare Badmash, Aise Kaun Baat Karta Hai?
00:14Main Karta Hoon.
00:16Aise Baat Nahi Karte, Ache Se Baat Karte Hai.
00:19Theek Hai, Par Mai Tumse Baat Nahi Karunga.
00:22Kyu?
00:23Aise Baat Nahi Karte, Ache Se Baat Karte Hai.
00:27Theek Hai, Par Mai Tumse Baat Nahi Karunga.
00:29Kyu?
00:30Tumne Kaha Na, Ache Se Baat Karte Hai.
00:33Lekin Tum Toh Baat Buri Ho, Budiya.
00:36Are Maine Tera Kya Bigala Hai, Re Mithu?
00:39Kal Hi Padosi Ki Chhat Pe Sukh Re Hi Dal Le Aayi Thi Tum.
00:42Sawan Ka Mahina, Pawan Ka Re Shor.
00:46Dal Utha Ke Le Aayi, Budiya Kaisi Chor.
00:50Are Are Mithu Chakravarti, Itne Zor Se Mat Bol, Sab Sun Lenge.
00:55Mere Ek Short Hai.
00:57Abe Tote Kahin Ke, Chal Bol.
01:00Ek Toh Mujhe Dekh Ke Koi Seeti Nahi Marega, Mujhe Pasan Nahi Hai.
01:05Doosra Mai Ghar Mein Rahunga, Pinjre Mein Nahi.
01:08Ahaan, Chal Maan Lungi, Par Kahin Ood Mat Jaana.
01:12Pagal Hoon Kya, Yaha Popat Ko Phokat Mein Khaana Milta Hai.
01:17Tum Meri Short Maanti Ho,
01:19Arre Jingal Mein Dangal Karne Kyun Jaunga, Jab Idhar Hi Mangal Ho Raha Ho To.
01:25Tu Toh Bahut Chatur Hai Re.
01:28Ahaan, Seekho Kuch Mujh Se.
01:33Are Zyada Choch Mat Chala, Leh, Pinjre Se Bahar Aaja.
01:38Aur Zor Se Mat Bolna Chori Ke Baare Mein,
01:41Babu Ji Sun Lenge Toh Ladaay Ho Jayegi Ghar Mein.
01:44Tu Chahta Hai Ki Ghar Mein Ladaay Ho?
01:46Haan, Chahta Hoon, Chahta Hoon, Chahta Hoon.
01:49Ladao, Ladao, Ladao, Bahut Mazaa Aayega.
01:51Ladte Hoon Log, Bewkoof Log, Mujhe Achche Lagte Hain.
01:55Arre Ram, Ram, Ram, Kaisa Mithu Hai Re Tu?
01:59Budhiya, Budhiya, Roti, Chori Karti, Khoti, Ram, Ram, Karti, Par Ulte Kaam Karti.
02:09Ae Mithu, Andar Kar Dungi.
02:11Bahan Nikalke Zubaan Phad Phad Aayega,
02:14Toh Pinjre Mein Pankh Phad Phad Aane Padenge, Samjhe.
02:17Maafi Chahta Hoon, Budhiya, Maaf Kar Do.
02:20Aur Yeh Budhiya, Budhiya, Mat Bola Kar Mujhe.
02:23Haan, Haan, Sheela, Bahat Jamaan Hai Na Tu?
02:27Kaal Hi Toh Ghotne Mein Dard Tha.
02:29Waise Ek Baat Bata,
02:31Jab Tera Sar Dard Hota Hai,
02:33Toh Tu Baam Ghotne Mein Lagati Hai Kya?
02:36Kyu Mueh, Aisa Kyu Poosh Raha Hai?
02:39Kyu Ki Tera Sar Tere Ghotne Mein Hai Na Budhiya.
02:44Tabhi Waha Babu Ji Aajaate Hain.
02:46Aur Kyu Re Mithu Chakravarti,
02:49Tu Pinjre Ke Bahar?
02:51Jamaanat Ho Gai Meri.
02:53Arre Waar, Arre Waar,
02:55Chal Acha Hai, Bahar Hi Rehna Par Udhina Mat.
02:58Arre Fikar Naat,
03:00Tum Jaise Dharmatma Aatmi Ko Chod Ke Kahin Nahin Jaunga.
03:04Arre Chaap Lusi Mat Kar,
03:06Bhajan Kar.
03:07Nahin, Nahin, Nahin,
03:09Pehle Bhojan Karunga.
03:11Mithu, Khaane Lagta Hai.
03:13Satish Ko Dekhne,
03:15Ladki Wale Aare Hain Parso.
03:16Arre Itni Jaldi,
03:18Mujhe Bahut Sare Kaam Karne Padenge.
03:20Arre Aisa Kya Karna Hai?
03:22Arre Dahij Ki List Bhi Toh Banaani Hai.
03:25Car Lungi,
03:2610 Lakh Nagat Lungi,
03:28Zewar, LCD,
03:29TV,
03:30Double Door,
03:31Fridge,
03:32Sofa,
03:33Arre Tumko Pata Hai Na,
03:35Dahij Lena Paap Hai.
03:37Ek Baar Paap Karke,
03:38Agar Zindagi Bhar Ka Aishwaraam Mile,
03:40Toh Aise Paap Ache Hi Hote Hai Ji.
03:43Mujhe Toh Sharm Aati Hai,
03:45Tumhe Apni Patni Kete Huye.
03:47Arre Theek Hai Na,
03:48Toh Patni Ki Jagah Wife Bol Diya Karo.
03:51Arre Mai Tumko Apni Dharam Patni Maanta Tha.
03:54Par Tum Toh Besharam Patni Nikli.
03:57Arre Mithu,
03:58Chup Ho Ja,
03:59Mera Saamne Se Chali Jao.
04:01Arre Aapki Peechhe Khadi Ho Jaungi,
04:03Toh Bolenge Ke Peeth Peechhe Baate Karte Hai.
04:06Wah Budhiya Wah,
04:07Badiya Joke,
04:08Thoko Thali.
04:10Mithu Chup.
04:12Dekhiye Ji,
04:13Mai Toh Dahij Bhi Lungi,
04:14Aur Bahu Se Kaam Bhi Karwaungi,
04:16Rok Saku Toh Rokalo.
04:18Rokna Hi Nahi Chahta,
04:20Chali Jao Yaha Se.
04:21Wah Wah Buddi,
04:22Badiya Joke,
04:23Lekin Utna Maza Nahi Aaya,
04:25Ek Aur Sunao.
04:26Mithu Chup Ho Jao.
04:28Maa Waha Se Chali Jaati Hai,
04:30Shaam Ko Gharwali Mahabharat Dekh Re Hain.
04:33Mithu,
04:34Yeh Dharmaraj Yudhishthir Hai,
04:36Jhoot Nahi Bolte The,
04:38Hamesha Sach Bolte The,
04:40Tu Bhi Na Hamesha Sach Bola Kar.
04:43Sach Bolne Se Kya Hoga?
04:45Arre Puniya Milega,
04:47Swarg Milega.
04:48Arre Tumse Kya Milega?
04:50Abhi Ki Baat Karna Budde.
04:53Tu Hai Toh Tota,
04:55Lekin Shayad Tujhe Kisi Lomdi Re Paala Hai.
04:58Chee Chee Yaar,
05:00Apni Patni Ko Lomdi Bol Re Ho.
05:02Arre,
05:03Mai Tab Ki Baat Kar Raha Ho,
05:04Jab Tu Jangal Mein Rehta Tha.
05:06Nahi Nahi,
05:07Usi Ko Bol Re The.
05:08Rukun,
05:09Abhi Ladaaye Karvata Hoon.
05:10Abhi Karvata Hoon.
05:11Arre,
05:12O Tote,
05:13Acha Yeh Le,
05:14Yeh Toffee Le Le,
05:15Aur Achi Aur Sachi Baat Ki Aankar,
05:18Roz Toffee Milegi Theke.
05:20Pakka?
05:21Ha Ha Pakka.
05:23Do Din Baad,
05:24Ghar Pe Satish Ko Dekhne,
05:27Haan Ji,
05:28Kitne Log Hai Ghar Mein?
05:30Main,
05:31Satish Aur Satish Ke Babu Ji.
05:33Haan Haan Budiya,
05:34Kar De Paraya Mujhe,
05:36Main Bhi Toh Is Ghar Ka Hoon Na.
05:38Arre Haan Haan,
05:40Yeh Hai Mithy Chakravarti.
05:42Arre Waah,
05:43Kitna Pyara Parrot Hai.
05:45Yeh Parrot Kya Hota Hai?
05:47Mithy Ko English Mein Parrot Kehte Hain.
05:51Yeh Satish Toh Mujhe English Mein Idioti Kehta Hai.
05:54Satish Ko English Nahi Aati,
05:56English Nahi Aati.
05:58Dekh Budiya,
05:59Tera Paisa Duba Raha Hai Tera Bitta.
06:06Bithu,
06:07Ab Baat Karle,
06:08Ya Tu Hi Karega.
06:09Arre Chup Bhi Rehna Thodi Dehr.
06:11Humein Toh Ladki Pasand Hai Ji,
06:13Satish Ko Bhi Pasand Hai.
06:15Ladki Se Bhi Pochlo Ek Baar,
06:18Usko Tum Pasand Ho Ya Nahi?
06:21Arre Chup Kar Muhe,
06:22Bana Doongi Ek.
06:23Kya?
06:25Toffee,
06:26Toffee Dingi.
06:28Yeh Khao Arre Chup Reh.
06:31Sach Ke Awaaz Dabaane Ke Liye Rishwat Di Jaare Hi Hai,
06:34Tume Kya Lagta Hai,
06:35Ek Toffee Se Tum Mujhe Khareed Logi?
06:38Do Toffee Lunga.
06:41Behan Ji,
06:42Aapki Koi Maang Ho To?
06:45Arre Maa Ji,
06:46Maang To Ladki Ki Rehti Hai,
06:48Hai Na,
06:49Jo Ladka Bharta Hai.
06:50Arre Satish Beta,
06:52Tu Rehne De.
06:54Nahi, Nahi, Nahi,
06:55Maang To Nahi Hai,
06:56Par...
06:57Par Kya Behan Ji?
06:59Par...
07:00Par Kya?
07:02Par...
07:04Par Kya Boliye Na?
07:06Par Dahej Lungi,
07:08Dahej Lungi.
07:10Arre Chup Mithu,
07:11Bana Aaj Hi Jangal Mein Chhod Aunga.
07:13Arre Kal To Yudhishthir Banne Ka,
07:15Sach Bolne Ka Bol Rahi Thi,
07:17Aapki Toffee Khai Hai,
07:19Juth Nahi Bolunga.
07:21Arre Beta,
07:23Mithu.
07:25Dekhiye, Dekhiye,
07:27Budiya Ko Car Chahiye,
07:29Kyunki Satish Ki Haisyat Nahi Hai,
07:31Karitne Ki.
07:32Budiya Ko Double Door,
07:33Fridge Chahiye,
07:34Das Laakh Rupey Bhi Chahiye.
07:36Kyunki,
07:37Jaise Baby Ko Base Pasand Hai,
07:40Waise Hi Budiya Ko Cash Pasand Hai.
07:43Free Phukat Ka Aish Pasand Hai.
07:46Mithu,
07:47Ab To Tere Khair Nahi Hai.
07:51Budiya,
07:52Tere Haath Nahi Pahuchenge,
07:54Zyada Naatak Kiye To Chhat Pe Se Jo Chori Ki Thi,
07:57Wo Bhi Pata Dunga.
07:59Chori?
08:00Haan Haan,
08:01Padosiyon Ki Dal Chora Leti Hai,
08:03Arre Pakate Waqt Shikayat Bhi Kati Hai,
08:05Ki Kaisi Sasti Dal Khaate Hain Padosi.
08:08Arre Pata Hain,
08:09Ab Tak Is Ghar Mein Kaam Wali Bai,
08:11Kyun Nahi Aayi.
08:13Kyun Nahi Aayi?
08:14Kyunki Tumhara Intazaar Tha.
08:20Mithu Ki Baat Sunke Ladki Wale,
08:22Waha Se Chale Jaate Hain.
08:24Arre Kya Bigara Tha Re Humne Tera?
08:27Ek To Tujhe Paala,
08:28Khaana Khilaya,
08:29Teri Har Shart Mani,
08:31Phir Bhi Tune Hamara Kaam Bigara.
08:33Sach Bolna Chahiye Budiya,
08:35Babuji Ne Kaha Tha.
08:37Arre Theek Hi Tha,
08:39Tumhara Intazaar Tha.
08:42Arre Theek Hi To Hain,
08:44Ladki Ko Jhoot Bolke Is Ghar Mein Le Aatein,
08:46To Paap Hi Lagta Na.
08:48Shabash Mithu,
08:49Chahe Khud Ka Nuksaan Ho Raha Ho,
08:52Par Hamesha Sach Bolna Chahiye.
08:54Arre Chal Chal Budde,
08:56Apne Baap Ko Bat Sikha.
08:58Tujhe Sach Bolna To Sikha Diya,
09:00Ab Teri Battamizhi Bhi Chudwani Padegi Mujhe.
09:03Chalo,
09:04Maine Sach Bola,
09:05Ab Tum Apna Wada Bhi Nibhao,
09:07Taufi Kaha Hain Meri?
09:09Babuji Mithu Ko Taufi Dete Hain.
09:11Taufi Khaate Huye Mithu Bolta Hai.
09:13Mithu Mithu Toh Ota,
09:15Mithi Taufi Khaata,
09:17Kisi Se Nahin Darta,
09:19Sachi Baat Karta.