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00:00You
00:30Ah
01:00Ah
01:30We're
01:32Ah
01:37Ha ha ha ha
01:39Ah
01:57So Ping Ping, do you know where to buy a servant maid?
02:03I'm a servant maid
02:05Ah, yes yes yes
02:07How much is it?
02:09A few taels, not a lot
02:11Ah, servant maid
02:13Are you trying to sell me?
02:15Ah
02:17Ha ha ha
02:19What are you saying?
02:21I'm not sure
02:23The little idiot is probably
02:25worth a few taels
02:27Besides, he's a palace maidservant
02:29You may not be able to sell him
02:31There's a rule in the God-Squeezing Medicine.
02:33As long as you can complete a task for him,
02:35you don't need to pay for it.
02:36You can also treat him.
02:38You should have told me earlier.
02:39I almost sold you.
02:41Good for you, Pingping.
02:42You've learned to predict.
02:44Wu Yan,
02:45if you really want to hit me,
02:47just hit me somewhere else.
02:50All right.
02:51Let's go.
02:52We'll go get the task from Young Master.
02:55Old Man Ji,
02:56if you don't want to see a doctor,
02:58let Miss Squeezing come out and see us.
03:00Yes.
03:01We want to see Miss Squeezing.
03:03Who is Miss Squeezing?
03:05She is the daughter of God-Squeezing Medicine.
03:06She is beautiful and kind.
03:08She often treats the people of Qionghu.
03:10Many people here
03:12are actually here to see Miss Squeezing.
03:15How beautiful can she be?
03:17Is she as beautiful as my wife Chu Chuyan?
03:22You have no idea.
03:23Miss Squeezing is a beauty named after Chu Chuyan.
03:27But I heard that Miss Chu
03:28has been married to a useless man.
03:30But you and I have no fate.
03:32Now I'm the only one for Miss Squeezing.
03:35She is the only goddess in my dream.
03:38How dare you call me a useless man?
03:40If I don't cure you today,
03:42I won't be a keyboard warrior.
03:44What did you say?
03:45You're poisoning Miss Squeezing in your dream.
03:48This...
03:50What are you talking about?
03:51I'm talking about the goddess.
03:52What?
03:53You still want to steal Miss Squeezing's clothes.
03:57I've never seen such a shameless man.
04:00That's right.
04:01You...
04:03Beat him.
04:04Beat him.
04:05Beat him.
04:10How dare you beat my daughter?
04:12Beat him.
04:14So noisy.
04:15If you don't want to see a doctor,
04:16go somewhere else.
04:17Doctor,
04:18where is Miss Squeezing?
04:20I let her go up the mountain to pick herbs.
04:22So that you don't have to
04:24disturb my rest here.
04:26It also hinders my business.
04:29If I had said that earlier...
04:30Let's go.
04:31It's a waste of time.
04:32Doctor,
04:33we're really here to see a doctor.
04:35Please let us in.
04:37If you don't have money, get out of here.
04:39I can't cure a poor man.
04:41Doctor,
04:42this is a book on the black market.
04:44The content is exciting and exciting.
04:47Please have a look.
04:49What?
04:54You go in.
04:55I'll treat you later.
04:57Thank you, Doctor Squeezing.
04:59What does this mean?
05:01Why can he go in?
05:03I'm willing to.
05:04I think he's a good man.
05:06I set the rules.
05:08I won't let others down.
05:10He's so arrogant.
05:11Has he ever been beaten?
05:17Master,
05:18you can't talk nonsense in front of Doctor Squeezing.
05:20He's very vengeful.
05:22He's a doctor no matter how vengeful he is.
05:24What else can he do?
05:26Doctor Squeezing's strength is unparalleled.
05:28The last person who offended him in person
05:30is now two meters tall.
05:33Is he so arrogant that the government doesn't care about him?
05:36Who made Doctor Squeezing capable?
05:38Even the master is very polite to him.
05:40Didn't you say that you can cure him by doing missions?
05:43Why don't you do missions?
05:45Because Doctor Squeezing's missions are very difficult.
05:47It's better to find a way to raise 100 taels of silver.
05:52I'd like to see how difficult it is.
06:00It's just a few dogs.
06:02No, no, no.
06:03The black wood is very fierce.
06:05At least four or more cultivators
06:07can be easily dealt with.
06:09Four?
06:10I'm not much worse.
06:12I'm not much worse.
06:15Doctor Squeezing.
06:16I'll take this mission.
06:26I advise you to go back early.
06:29For the little problem you can't talk about,
06:32you don't have to die.
06:34I know what the problem is at a glance.
06:37This old man is really capable.
06:40I'll take this mission.
06:42You just wait for me to win.
06:45OK.
06:46It's just that I just changed this mission.
06:51Goubao added 15.
06:56You want to be as shiny and lucky as me?
06:59Hurry up and pay attention to the broadcast.
07:01The next Ou Huang is you.
07:03You're against me.
07:04I just don't like you.
07:06You love it or not.
07:07You love it or not.
07:08Master.
07:09You have a disease that can't be said.
07:11This disease is not difficult to cure.
07:12Don't take this risk.
07:14Master.
07:15My disease is not Yang Dianfeng.
07:17It's not a disease.
07:18Only Doctor Squeezing can cure it.
07:20Doctor Squeezing.
07:21That kid is so arrogant.
07:22You still give him medicine.
07:24No.
07:25He may not be angry.
07:27But there is medicine.
07:28He will dare to go further.
07:30It's faster to die.
07:37Wow.
07:39Wow.
07:42Wow.
08:02Come on.
08:08Wow.
08:15Wow.
08:25Wow.
08:38Wow.
08:41Wow.
08:43Wow.
08:47Wow.