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00:00That's sarcasm.
00:04Using irony to convey contempt?
00:06Are you trying to drive me crazy?
00:08No. What did I say?
00:10I will poke you in your scar tissue if you even touch the up arrow.
00:14What's the most common ailment? Your fun facts?
00:18Okay, so while you guys are figuring that out...
00:20It's not funny, Maura. It's no.
00:22Are you hearing voices, too?
00:24Uh, yes. I have a know-it-all in my ear.
00:26Okay, we'll throw you both a parade later.
00:28Oh, my God. I'm so excited. I might need a paper bag.
00:31You know, I hate it when we like the same guy.
00:33No longer.
00:34What?
00:35You look like you slipped under an overpass.
00:37How are you still single?
00:38That was awkward.
00:39You think?
00:40Shut up.
00:41Seriously?
00:42Not you.
00:43Well, what is it, then, Dr. Smarty Pants?
00:45We're best friends.
00:46Yes, but I'm interesting.
00:49You're ruining a national pastime. Let go. Let go.
00:53Look, I brought you presents.
00:54It's belly fat.
00:55I don't think he's worried about his cholesterol level, Maura.
00:58Are we in the same conversation?
01:00Yes.
01:02It's not funny.
01:03Okay.
01:04How do we not know this?
01:05Don't touch.
01:06Good one, Maura.
01:08You don't hate me?
01:09No, I saw you.
01:10Just kidding.
01:11If you're trying to bore me to death, it's working.
01:13I'm waiting for an apology.
01:14Have a seat. You'll be waiting a long time.
01:16Would you like some quinoa, kale, and yam?
01:18Sure, when I'm a contestant on Survivor.
01:20Oh, my God, you're flirting over a dead body.
01:23When else am I going to do it?
01:24Just another day at the office, huh?
01:26Not every hooker has a heart of gold, all right, sister?
01:29I'd love to hear about that.
01:30When we're really old.
01:31Oh, look at you, going all trailer trash, snooky.
01:36You're not nearly as awful in person.
01:38Yeah.
01:39What?
01:40Take off your shirt.
01:41Okay, now I know you suffered a head injury.
01:42What is the big whoop?
01:43Did you just say, what's the big whoop?
01:45I'm going to say it all the time now.
01:46What's the big whoop?
01:47What's the big whoop?
01:48What's the big whoop?
01:49Make it stop.
01:50Okay, you know what?
01:51You are officially ridiculous.
01:52Uh, thanks.
01:53Later that same day.
01:55The SR6 gene.
01:57Oh, the SR6 gene.
01:59Bummer.
02:00You have dark circles under your eyes.
02:01Are you not sleeping again?
02:02Thank you.
02:03You look nice, too.
02:04It takes longer when you make jokes.
02:05I would poke my eyes out with a scalpel if I didn't make jokes.
02:12Okay, okay, sheesh.