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00:00:05🎵 Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey 🎵
00:00:14🎵 Why you numb? 🎵
00:00:16🎵 I'm gonna get you, I'm I'm gonna get you, I-I-I 🎵
00:00:20🎵 Watch me get inside of your mind 🎵
00:00:26🎵 I'm gonna get you, I'm I'm I'm gonna get you, I-I-I 🎵
00:00:29I can't believe this is the first time I've ever seen you like that.
00:00:54Hey! No! Wait! Wait!
00:00:57Please! Hey! Oh, my God.
00:01:01Hey, man. What are you doing?
00:01:03Funny thing about cars, lady. You actually have to pay for them.
00:01:06Please don't do this. I really need my car to get to work.
00:01:08I don't know what to tell you.
00:01:10Oh, come on. I'm sure we can work something out.
00:01:13Look, I...
00:01:17I can show you my boobs.
00:01:18Yes, you could.
00:01:20But unless there is $1,000 attached to each nipple...
00:01:23I'm still going to have to take your car.
00:01:25Move it out!
00:01:39Shit!
00:01:43Hey, Marnie.
00:01:45Sorry I'm late.
00:01:47It's okay.
00:01:49Did you walk here?
00:01:51Yeah.
00:01:53Way better for the environment.
00:01:55Do you drive a Prius?
00:01:57Yeah.
00:01:59Not anymore.
00:02:07Hey, stop!
00:02:11Freeze!
00:02:19Ha!
00:02:21Got your drugs?
00:02:23Where you been?
00:02:25It ain't work out, Marnie.
00:02:27Out of respect to your family, I warned you
00:02:29not to sell drugs on my beat.
00:02:31And now I hear you're dealing in a goddamn mouthful.
00:02:33Just a little, Molly. Who are you, Mother Teresa?
00:02:35Mother Teresa would piss and whip
00:02:37the shit out of you right now.
00:02:39My mom's gonna hear about this.
00:02:41Well, you can tell Ugly Betty.
00:02:43If she has an issue with it,
00:02:45she knows where to find me.
00:02:47Coffee? Not asking you.
00:02:49Just pondering out loud
00:02:51to see if I want some.
00:02:53And I think I do.
00:02:59Oh, man.
00:03:01My last quarter was way worse than I thought.
00:03:03Oh, oh, oh!
00:03:05There's this one in Chile.
00:03:07It's like regular bungee jumping,
00:03:09except you jump out of a helicopter
00:03:11into an active volcano.
00:03:13Redpens. I'm gonna need a lot more redpens.
00:03:15What do you think?
00:03:17What?
00:03:19What do I think about volcano bungee jumping?
00:03:21Yeah.
00:03:23I think it's literally the worst idea I've ever heard of.
00:03:25Well, you gotta do something to get out of this funk.
00:03:31That's right. Undress him with your eyes.
00:03:33Peel off that spandex.
00:03:35Slap that...
00:03:37Stop. That's not what I'm doing.
00:03:39I'm just shocked we have a customer.
00:03:41Oh, my goodness.
00:03:43Lance Humpstrong
00:03:45totally wants to toy your friends.
00:03:47Girl, that man's shorts are so tight,
00:03:49you can see that his little dude
00:03:51is also wearing
00:03:53a tiny bank helmet.
00:03:55Girl, he's still looking at you.
00:03:57Look over your right shoulder, casually.
00:03:59Casually, casually.
00:04:03He could be the one
00:04:05to end your epic streak of sexual futility.
00:04:07It's self-imposed abstinence.
00:04:09Mm-hmm.
00:04:11What happened to the old self-confidence?
00:04:13I mean, look at me. I'm a six,
00:04:15seven and a half tops,
00:04:17and I'm up to my vagina in pussy
00:04:19because of self-confidence.
00:04:21Case in point,
00:04:23your new barista, Marnie.
00:04:25Mm-hmm. I'm going to have her.
00:04:27I don't know anything about her.
00:04:29I don't even know if she's straight or not.
00:04:31But I'm gonna make that girl yell so loud,
00:04:33only dogs are gonna be able to hear it.
00:04:35You're sick.
00:04:37Look, you see how fast I am with my tongue?
00:04:39Charlene, put that thing away.
00:04:41I'm like the flash with this thing.
00:04:43I'm gonna set her pubes on fire.
00:04:45Oh, my God.
00:04:47All right. Crime's not gonna fire itself.
00:04:49Ain't that right, girlie?
00:04:55Ha!
00:04:59Hey, sweetie.
00:05:01Hey, Dad. I'm passing by your place,
00:05:03so I'm gonna come check on you.
00:05:05Ah, okay. Why don't you meet me in the backyard?
00:05:07Here we go.
00:05:11Bottoms up.
00:05:13Thanks.
00:05:17I went by Mom's grave tonight
00:05:19before coming here.
00:05:21Saw your flowers.
00:05:23Yeah. I'm on school today.
00:05:25Hard to believe, huh?
00:05:27You do remember that Mom hated Garbros, right?
00:05:29Yeah, but I love them.
00:05:31Oh.
00:05:33To Mary. To your mom.
00:05:35To Mom.
00:05:41Why don't we take this inside, Dad?
00:05:43I feel like I'm being eaten alive.
00:05:45Um...
00:05:47It's such a gorgeous night.
00:05:49Why don't we just stay out here?
00:05:51Gorgeous? Who are you?
00:05:53More importantly, how are you?
00:05:55Oh, well, um...
00:05:57My business is in the toilet.
00:05:59Uh, I can barely pay my bills.
00:06:01Today, my car got repossessed,
00:06:03but other than that,
00:06:05I'm amazing.
00:06:07I just feel like I'm failing her.
00:06:11Like I'm failing her memory.
00:06:15Is there someone inside?
00:06:17Uh, a cat.
00:06:19A cat?
00:06:21Cat.
00:06:23When did you get a cat?
00:06:25You hate cats.
00:06:27No, I love cats.
00:06:29You have a woman in there.
00:06:31It's a cat.
00:06:33You have a date tonight.
00:06:35At least one of us has a social life.
00:06:37I want to meet her.
00:06:39No, no, no, no, Anna.
00:06:41It's too soon.
00:06:43Can I just introduce you at my own pace?
00:06:45Seriously?
00:06:47Yeah, the timing's horrible.
00:06:49I understand.
00:06:57Dad, what's the big deal?
00:06:59Oh, hi.
00:07:01Who are you?
00:07:03He's the plumber.
00:07:05He's here to clean my pipes.
00:07:07Honey, that did not come out
00:07:09the way it sounded in your head.
00:07:15Did Mom know you were gay?
00:07:17Well, I mean bisexual.
00:07:19Pansexual.
00:07:21He likes a lot of things.
00:07:23Sexually fluid.
00:07:25Wow.
00:07:27I felt comfortable enough to...
00:07:29Move about the cabin.
00:07:31Okay, I'm confused.
00:07:33I'm getting old.
00:07:35Anna, I was depressed.
00:07:37Tired of being alone.
00:07:39I met Chuck.
00:07:41I tell you, I haven't been this happy since...
00:07:43Since Mom.
00:07:45This is great.
00:07:47I'm happy for you.
00:07:49And I look forward to getting to know you better, Chuck.
00:07:51Call me Mom.
00:07:53Okay, don't push it.
00:07:55I'm gonna...
00:07:57Head out and let you two get back to...
00:07:59Whatever it is
00:08:01you guys were doing.
00:08:05That is so funny.
00:08:07How...
00:08:09How does this even work?
00:08:11Oh, honey.
00:08:13It's like a Great Dane trying to mount a chihuahua.
00:08:15Woof.
00:08:17Oh.
00:08:21Hey, what's up, Anna?
00:08:23Coffee shop. Now.
00:08:25But I'm chilling. What's going on?
00:08:27Just...
00:08:29Trust me.
00:08:39Well, that wasn't too pathetic.
00:08:41Holy shit, that's potent.
00:08:43What'd you get it?
00:08:45Evidence room.
00:08:47You're like the worst cop ever.
00:08:49So, pitcher or catcher?
00:08:51Big gay head. Is he a pitcher?
00:08:53Or is he the catcher?
00:08:55Oh, my God. I don't know.
00:08:57Knuckleballer for sure.
00:08:59To your dad.
00:09:01Welcome to the team.
00:09:05What is this?
00:09:07Moonshine. Private blend.
00:09:09Try it. It'll put a little fire in your belly.
00:09:15Oh, my God.
00:09:17It tastes like turpentine.
00:09:19I'll go next door and get you some vodka.
00:09:21Vodka.
00:09:23No. No. I'm fine.
00:09:25I should probably just go home.
00:09:27I know you're hurting.
00:09:29You're drowning in red ink. You miss your mom.
00:09:31And your dad's probably swallowing
00:09:33the length of some guy named Chuck as we speak.
00:09:35But you're my best friend.
00:09:37We're gonna get through this
00:09:39together.
00:09:43Are you stoned?
00:09:45Like, totally ripped.
00:09:47Yeah. That's what I thought.
00:09:49Okay. Let's get out of here.
00:09:51All right. Let me get my
00:09:53liquor and my drugs.
00:09:55Liquor and drugs.
00:09:57Liquor and drugs.
00:10:17Miss?
00:10:41Miss?
00:10:43I have to send the report to the insurance company.
00:10:45Do you have their contact information?
00:10:47I don't have it.
00:10:49You know what? Don't worry about it.
00:10:51You can send it to us later.
00:10:53That man you're in for a big payday, huh?
00:10:55No. I don't have
00:10:57insurance. Oh.
00:10:59Well, that's not good.
00:11:03All right, boys. Let's wrap this up.
00:11:05All right.
00:11:07I think it's time
00:11:09to kill myself. What?
00:11:11No. To show you something, okay?
00:11:13Your place, tomorrow night, 7 p.m.
00:11:15Bring a pillowcase.
00:11:17What? Do you trust me?
00:11:19Of course not.
00:11:21Good instincts.
00:11:27Oh, my God.
00:11:31Are those flowers or vomit?
00:11:33Look, it's the only one that was clean. Now, what's this all about?
00:11:35Put it on. What?
00:11:37Pull it over your head, now.
00:11:39If you're planning on taking advantage of me at my lowest ebb,
00:11:41that is totally uncool.
00:11:43You wish. Put it on.
00:11:45Now follow me.
00:11:47Come on.
00:11:49This is crazy. Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to help you out
00:11:51so I can get your confidence back, right?
00:11:53Oh, sorry. That was on me. Come on, come on, come on.
00:11:55Of course it's on you. I'm wearing a pillowcase on my head.
00:12:11Come on.
00:12:33Enough of this cloak-and-dagger shit.
00:12:35What's going on?
00:12:37What's going on is you need a strong medicine
00:12:39for this funk that you're in.
00:12:41It's time for you to come face-to-face
00:12:43with who you are and what you're capable of.
00:12:45Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:12:47I can't stop shaking.
00:12:49That's adrenaline, baby.
00:12:51It's totally normal.
00:12:53You got lots of it, and it's good to get some fresh air
00:12:55after your first time.
00:12:57Come on. Here? Get out the car.
00:12:59Is that my blood?
00:13:01Well, it sure as shit ain't ketchup.
00:13:03You think they'll come back?
00:13:05Hell, yeah.
00:13:07That was better than sex.
00:13:09You know what? Go home,
00:13:11take an Epsom salt bath,
00:13:13some ibuprofen, you'll wake up tip-top in the morning.
00:13:15Okay, cool. Bye.
00:13:17Bye. There's my big care bear.
00:13:19What up, baby?
00:13:21Hey. Good to see you, bud.
00:13:23Bear, this is Anna.
00:13:25Anna, bear.
00:13:27Hi. I have been waiting
00:13:29for this moment.
00:13:31It's so good to have you here, Anna.
00:13:33Come on in. Okay.
00:13:35Oh, no nickname. When I was born,
00:13:37my parents took one look at me and thought,
00:13:39bear. But at least I lost most of that hair
00:13:41the first year.
00:13:45What is this place?
00:13:47The answer to all your problems.
00:13:49Here you go.
00:13:51Oh.
00:13:55Hey, ladies.
00:13:57Am I about to get murdered?
00:14:05Ta-da!
00:14:07What the fuck?
00:14:09Oh, shit.
00:14:11Olivia's gone up. Oh, shit.
00:14:13Do yourself a favor,
00:14:15okay? Stay off
00:14:17Olivia's cradle. Oh, okay.
00:14:19Yeah, sure. Great. Um, who's
00:14:21Olivia? Her.
00:14:23Are you kidding me?
00:14:25Woo!
00:14:27You know the rules, Olivia.
00:14:29No fights without a ref.
00:14:31No bill on the wall for this fight, okay?
00:14:33Blow me, bear.
00:14:35Oh, I'd fucking break your fingers.
00:14:37Noelle, you're up.
00:14:39Cool, huh?
00:14:41Bear, you're up.
00:14:43You're up.
00:14:45You're up.
00:14:47You're up.
00:14:49You're up.
00:14:51Cool, huh?
00:14:53Bear and I run this place. We're here most weekends.
00:14:55Okay, ladies.
00:14:57If you are not familiar with the rules, you can strike
00:14:59with your fists, elbows, knees,
00:15:01feet, even your head if you so
00:15:03fancy. Who'd use their head in a fight?
00:15:05Choke holds and submissions are
00:15:07totally welcome, but please, no hair pulling,
00:15:09fighting, eye gouging, because then you're being
00:15:11a bitch, and that shit ain't cool.
00:15:13To the center! Fighters!
00:15:17Fight!
00:15:19Keep up! Keep up!
00:15:21Fuck off!
00:15:27Her arm! Oh, my God! Stop it!
00:15:35Winner!
00:15:37Yeah!
00:15:43Oh, look.
00:15:45Check this out.
00:15:49That's the tradition.
00:15:51The winner gets to put a dollar bill
00:15:53on the wall. Seriously?
00:15:55You know all about my problems, and you thought
00:15:57a fight club was the solution?
00:15:59This isn't just a fight club, Anna.
00:16:01This is a shelter, a safe haven
00:16:03for women to come to lit the lid
00:16:05off the fucking pressure cooker of
00:16:07life without societal judgment.
00:16:09By beating the shit
00:16:11out of each other? By respecting each
00:16:13other. You fucked with the wrong family,
00:16:15Charlene!
00:16:17Look, I warned you, and your goofy-ass
00:16:19son, if you want to sell a little weed,
00:16:21that's fine. Anything harder
00:16:23than that, especially in the school,
00:16:25we're gonna have a problem. Yeah, we do have a problem,
00:16:27and we're gonna solve it tomorrow.
00:16:29Me, you, in the ring.
00:16:31You better bring some Charmin, because I'm gonna
00:16:33wipe your ass all over this place.
00:16:35Oh, really? Yeah, really.
00:16:37Well, you can cancel your hysterectomy, because I'm gonna hit you so hard,
00:16:39the vagina's gonna pop out. Yeah, we'll see about
00:16:41that. What we'll see is your cobweb
00:16:43reddened vagina bouncing
00:16:45across the floor. Whatever. You better
00:16:47get used to disappointment, bitch, because it's coming.
00:16:49You know what? How about we raise the stakes,
00:16:51okay? The loser has
00:16:53to leave the club for good.
00:16:55Well, it looks like you're gonna be getting your weekends
00:16:57and every other Thursday back, bitch.
00:16:59I'm coming for you. That's a very specific
00:17:01insult, bitch.
00:17:03And that's you guys
00:17:05respecting each other how? Ah, she
00:17:07just pissed at the rest of her son yesterday. We'll work it out.
00:17:09By fighting each other?
00:17:11Listen, we have rules, okay?
00:17:13Usually we draw names,
00:17:15but somebody can challenge you,
00:17:17and if you don't accept it, you're kicked out of the club for good.
00:17:19I think I've heard enough. I'm going
00:17:21home for good now. Later.
00:17:23What? You can't make me
00:17:25stay. Nope.
00:17:27A bear can. Like Charlene
00:17:29said, Anna, we have rules.
00:17:31And one of them is the first time you
00:17:33show up, you have to fight.
00:17:35So you have two choices. You can either
00:17:37fight one of our other first-timers,
00:17:39or
00:17:41you can fight your way out the door
00:17:43past me.
00:17:45It's totally up to you.
00:17:47Mm-hmm.
00:17:51Mm-hmm.
00:17:59I've never been
00:18:01in a fight before, Charlene. I hate fights.
00:18:03That's exactly why you're here.
00:18:05Come on. You know what this broad does?
00:18:07She's a school librarian. I mean, do they
00:18:09even have libraries anymore?
00:18:11Hasn't she heard of the Internet? Come on,
00:18:13man, look at her. A strong
00:18:15breeze could knock her down.
00:18:17Take it to her. Come on.
00:18:19Center stage, ladies.
00:18:21Let's go. Come on.
00:18:25Hi.
00:18:27Hi. I'm Anna.
00:18:29Carol. Nice to meet you.
00:18:31You, too. Oh.
00:18:33So sweet. Maybe you guys could be
00:18:35friends later. All right.
00:18:37You heard the rules. You're good with that.
00:18:39Good luck.
00:18:41Yeah, you, too. Okay.
00:18:43Okay, fighters, are you ready?
00:18:45And...
00:18:47fight!
00:18:49Fight!
00:18:51Take a fist!
00:18:55Swing!
00:18:57At her!
00:18:59Take a fist!
00:19:01Take a fist!
00:19:05Hey, what's that?
00:19:07What?
00:19:13Oh, no!
00:19:17Tap out!
00:19:19Are you gonna tap out?
00:19:21Tap out, man.
00:19:31Anna!
00:19:33Anna!
00:19:35My name's Dr. Park.
00:19:37Do you know where you are?
00:19:41Hell.
00:19:43I'm in hell.
00:19:45I'm guessing I lost, huh?
00:19:47Poland put up a bigger fight in World War II.
00:19:49Yeah, but at least you fought.
00:19:51You took a lot of courage.
00:19:53Guess I can cross that off my bucket list.
00:19:55Oh.
00:19:57And then puke in that bucket.
00:19:59I thought only women were allowed in here.
00:20:01Dr. Roy's a special case.
00:20:03And he's Bear's brother.
00:20:05Your sister's name is Bear Park?
00:20:07Trust me, no one's ever teased her about it.
00:20:09Roy!
00:20:11Roy!
00:20:13We got a girl that's got a little problem with her ear.
00:20:15What kind of problem?
00:20:17It was just removed from her head.
00:20:29I still don't understand
00:20:31why you'd bring me to this place.
00:20:33Dude, just show her.
00:20:37Show me what?
00:20:39Welcome to the Bear Cave.
00:20:41Wow.
00:20:43Well, this is much cozier
00:20:45than the Roman Coliseum out there.
00:20:51You know what?
00:20:53I don't think you should be here.
00:20:55What?
00:20:57What?
00:20:59Is that...
00:21:03Is that...
00:21:05That's Mom.
00:21:07Yep.
00:21:09She was a goddamn legend.
00:21:11Legend?
00:21:15What the hell is going on?
00:21:17This might help explain.
00:21:21Come on, sit down.
00:21:27Mom!
00:21:33Oh, crap.
00:21:35Mom fought here?
00:21:37She didn't just fight here.
00:21:39She was the founder of this whole club.
00:21:45This is Mary's last fight.
00:21:47The cancer took her six months later.
00:21:51I made this as a tribute
00:21:53so Mary could know how much she meant to us.
00:21:55When I needed an emotional release
00:21:57I used to scream into my pillow.
00:21:59This club is my new way of screaming
00:22:01real fucking loud.
00:22:03This club truly gives me a place to express my rage.
00:22:05Thanks, Mary.
00:22:07Everything scared me in life,
00:22:09but now that I face down real hurt and pain in this ring
00:22:11nothing in the real world remotely scares me anymore.
00:22:13Yeah, I promised myself
00:22:15I wouldn't cry, so
00:22:17here we go.
00:22:19Mama bear.
00:22:21Ah!
00:22:23Here they come.
00:22:25This club
00:22:27has allowed us to share
00:22:29our stories, to fight it out
00:22:31and then hug it out.
00:22:33So thank you
00:22:35for allowing me to let go of my anger
00:22:37by letting go of my fist.
00:22:39But also thank you
00:22:41for showing me that underneath this
00:22:43big, hairy chest
00:22:45is an even
00:22:47bigger heart.
00:22:49Stop looking at me!
00:22:51Fuck.
00:22:53When men punch each other
00:22:55it's normal.
00:22:57We women feel the same way,
00:22:59but society has house-trained us to cry our shit out.
00:23:01But thanks to you, Mary,
00:23:03we get to say, fuck that.
00:23:05You've helped me and a lot of other women
00:23:07to find the strength to live our truth.
00:23:09And don't worry,
00:23:11I'll take care of your baby girl.
00:23:13If you learn to fight
00:23:15and you never give up in the ring,
00:23:17you will always beat the shit out of life.
00:23:19And girls, never
00:23:21back down
00:23:23from anything.
00:23:33Why did you tell me
00:23:35about this?
00:23:37How did she not tell me about this?
00:23:39Therapist,
00:23:41patient, confidentiality.
00:23:43All of us were your mom's patients.
00:23:45And she was our therapist.
00:23:47No one is meant to know about this place.
00:23:51And sure, there's the new breed, like Olivia,
00:23:53who discovered us
00:23:55and wants to change our ethos, but...
00:23:57Bear and I try to run this club
00:23:59like your mother would have wanted.
00:24:01And that's why I brought you here, Fred.
00:24:03Because you need this place
00:24:05just as much as her patients.
00:24:07Ugh.
00:24:09Guys, this is crazy.
00:24:11I think you owe it to her to give this a shot.
00:24:13She created a place that helped a lot of us.
00:24:15I...
00:24:19I don't even know how to fight.
00:24:21It would take a miracle worker to help me.
00:24:25I think I may know just the guy.
00:24:29Oh.
00:24:33Oh.
00:24:45It's all right, man.
00:24:57Seriously?
00:24:59That's who you want to train me?
00:25:01Mm-hmm.
00:25:03This is like the worst lip-syncing ever.
00:25:09How do you know that guy?
00:25:11Oh, I arrested him a few times.
00:25:13You know, drunk and disorderly,
00:25:15public nudity, that sort of thing.
00:25:17Oh.
00:25:19One time he ate his own underwear
00:25:21because he thought the cotton fabric
00:25:23would absorb the alcohol
00:25:25before he took a breathalyzer test.
00:25:27And did it work?
00:25:29No!
00:25:31You know if you train Sugar Ray, you know?
00:25:33Who was a world champion
00:25:35in, like, five different divisions?
00:25:37I mean, if the man who trained Sugar Ray
00:25:39isn't good enough for you,
00:25:41you're telling me I shouldn't judge
00:25:43this particular book by its very rum-soaked cover?
00:25:45Exactly.
00:25:47I mean, look at you, princess.
00:25:49You are a book that I want to take to bed
00:25:51and read all night long.
00:25:53Oh.
00:25:55But then you find out the book's quite dark and depressing
00:25:57and currently lacking a shot at redemption.
00:25:59So maybe
00:26:01this man could be the one
00:26:03to change the narrative.
00:26:05Hey, man, I charged you ten!
00:26:07I owe one dollar!
00:26:09Come on! Unbutton that!
00:26:11Oh, my God!
00:26:13He's doing it! He's fucking doing it!
00:26:15Keep going! Keep going!
00:26:17Oh, my God! He's fucking doing it!
00:26:19He's doing it!
00:26:21Keep going, man!
00:26:23Oh!
00:26:25Oh, my God!
00:26:27Shouldn't you call an ambulance or something?
00:26:29Too soon.
00:26:31That will happen at least three more times tonight.
00:26:33Oh, my God!
00:26:35Oh!
00:26:37Oh!
00:26:39Oh!
00:27:03Oh!
00:27:07Oh!
00:27:09If you learn to fight
00:27:11and you never give up in the ring,
00:27:13you will always beat the shit out of life.
00:27:15And if you learn to fight
00:27:17and you never give up in the ring,
00:27:19you will always beat the shit out of life.
00:27:23And, girls,
00:27:25never back down
00:27:27from anything.
00:27:33Everyone out?
00:27:35Yeah.
00:27:41You were on quite the display last night.
00:27:43I don't think I've ever seen anyone take a dive from that height
00:27:45and not spill a single drop of their drink.
00:27:49Well, my drinking does defy gravity.
00:27:53Have we met? I'm, uh...
00:27:55Murphy. Yeah, I know who you are.
00:27:57They tell me you're a legend,
00:27:59and so I'm here.
00:28:01They tell me you're a legend,
00:28:03and so I'm gonna take their word on that
00:28:05and ask you to train me.
00:28:07Train you to do what?
00:28:09Ride a bike?
00:28:11To fight. I want you to train me to fight.
00:28:13Avec plus d'homme.
00:28:15It looks like you might need it.
00:28:17Merci beaucoup, Chloé.
00:28:19Your expired visa secret is still safe with me.
00:28:25I don't mean to be rude, but aren't you a little old
00:28:27to be going pro?
00:28:29No, it's for a...
00:28:33I'm part of a fight club.
00:28:35I'm sorry, you're in a what?
00:28:37Yeah, a fight club. A fight club?
00:28:43I'm sorry. Did you hear that, Chloé?
00:28:45A fight club. That sounds so...
00:28:47dangerous.
00:28:49I know I'm not Sugar Ray, all right?
00:28:51But I'm in desperate need of a coach,
00:28:53and short of any other options, well...
00:28:55Tag.
00:28:57I got news flash for you, Twiggy.
00:28:59There are a lot of easier ways to make a buck than fighting, okay?
00:29:01My friend runs the booby trap,
00:29:03and you're not half bad looking for your age,
00:29:05but you want to get... This is not about money.
00:29:07Everything is about the money. Oh, really?
00:29:09Well, not by the looks of you.
00:29:13There are a lot less bruising hobbies
00:29:15than fighting, like, uh, crocheting,
00:29:17so if it isn't about money,
00:29:19what is it about?
00:29:23Well, apparently,
00:29:25if you fight someone
00:29:27who is also trained to hurt you,
00:29:29then your fears seem a lot smaller
00:29:31in comparison. It's like,
00:29:33once you face that kind of potential pain,
00:29:35you build some sort of
00:29:37mental fortitude
00:29:39to face anything that life has to throw at you.
00:29:43Or something like that.
00:29:45If?
00:29:47Yeah. If you had your boobs done.
00:29:49No! I am sick and tired
00:29:51of my demons getting better at me,
00:29:53and you pinch them square in the fucking face!
00:29:55So... Sorry.
00:29:57Are you in, or are you not?
00:29:59Hey, hey! It shows your tits, guys!
00:30:01Oh, no way!
00:30:03You were ethically
00:30:05wasted last night. I was.
00:30:07I was.
00:30:09I'm so glad you enjoyed the show.
00:30:11And don't forget to tip your waitress.
00:30:13Well, move along now, kids.
00:30:15We're trying to have a little adult time here.
00:30:17Oh! Well, our adult
00:30:19time would be rated R
00:30:21for raunchy.
00:30:23How about R for
00:30:25repugnant?
00:30:27Bitch!
00:30:29Whoa, whoa!
00:30:31No, no, no!
00:30:33Fuck!
00:30:35Your turn!
00:30:37Oh!
00:30:39Oh!
00:30:41Oh!
00:30:43Oh!
00:30:45My dad's gonna hear about this!
00:30:47Oh!
00:30:49Yeah!
00:30:51Hey! I like you, Heidi.
00:30:53Anna. Okay, let's go with that.
00:30:55Now, I'm gonna give you a test.
00:30:57If you pass that test, I'm gonna train you.
00:30:59Are you gonna go all Mr. Miyagi
00:31:01on me and make me paint your house or something like that?
00:31:03Could I have that, please?
00:31:05Give me this, please. Thank you.
00:31:09All you gotta do
00:31:11is open up this watermelon.
00:31:15Strength and balance.
00:31:17This test has both.
00:31:19Now, without holding it down,
00:31:21I want you to punch this watermelon in its smug little face
00:31:23until it pops.
00:31:25Oh, and no
00:31:27punching down.
00:31:31Okay.
00:31:33Huh.
00:31:35Ow!
00:31:37Ah!
00:31:39This is ridiculous!
00:31:41It's just gonna keep moving out of the way.
00:31:43Yes, it is. Like all of your opponents,
00:31:45this watermelon does not want to get opened up.
00:31:47That's why it's got such a thick skin.
00:31:49It's gonna require a lot of force.
00:31:51But like most of your opponents, it also has a weak spot.
00:31:53And you're gonna find it.
00:31:55One more time.
00:31:57Oh.
00:31:59And take your shoes off.
00:32:01Are you kidding? This sand is like 100 degrees.
00:32:03Fighting also requires exceptional footwork.
00:32:07Let's go.
00:32:19Oh, my. Look at her.
00:32:21She's got the right heart.
00:32:25Oh, my. Look at her.
00:32:27She's got it all.
00:32:29Ah!
00:32:49Ah!
00:32:51I did it!
00:32:53Murph, I did it!
00:32:55Oh, I did it, Murph.
00:32:57You did it?
00:32:59Yeah. Oh, excellent.
00:33:01Okay. We start at 7 o'clock tomorrow morning.
00:33:05Is that some sort of
00:33:07old-school trinity
00:33:09that you did with Sugar Ray?
00:33:11No, I saw it on YouTube.
00:33:15Huh.
00:33:27I saw you at the club last night.
00:33:29Oh, right.
00:33:31I'm sorry.
00:33:33We never had the chance to meet.
00:33:35I'm, uh...
00:33:37Dead to me.
00:33:39Excuse me?
00:33:41You're dead to me.
00:33:43You and all the other
00:33:45head cases that come into that place.
00:33:47You know, maybe you should replace
00:33:49that green shit with something stronger.
00:33:51You seem a little uptight.
00:33:53¿Y pareces una perrita asustada?
00:33:55What?
00:33:57Será un placer destrozarte.
00:33:59Hmm.
00:34:01What did she just say?
00:34:03Who knows? Probably something about
00:34:05putting you in the hospital.
00:34:07Either way, you're not gonna be welcomed
00:34:09at the club pretty soon because we're bringing
00:34:11in a fresh breed of women.
00:34:13A place like that should be about real competition,
00:34:15real fighters,
00:34:17not a support group for
00:34:19basic bitches.
00:34:21You don't get to decide who comes to the club.
00:34:23Well, maybe not,
00:34:25but if you do decide
00:34:27to keep showing up,
00:34:29then one day you're gonna find yourself
00:34:31standing across from me.
00:34:33And when that day comes, I'm gonna hurt you
00:34:35so badly. Think it over.
00:34:37Make the smart decision. Cheers.
00:34:39I'm not afraid of you, Cobra Kai.
00:34:41And I am not gonna back down
00:34:43from anyone, and especially
00:34:45not you.
00:34:47You're so cute.
00:34:49So I challenge you!
00:34:53What?
00:34:55What did she say?
00:34:59I...
00:35:01challenge you.
00:35:05And I accept.
00:35:07Pick a time.
00:35:09In...
00:35:11two decades.
00:35:13Months.
00:35:15Two months. You have to get ready.
00:35:17And then we fight.
00:35:19Bidi obrik.
00:35:21Ya sharmuta.
00:35:23You know what, Abu?
00:35:25I challenge you, too. Yeah, and you
00:35:27as well. Both of you. I challenge both of you.
00:35:29You guys can be the warm-up
00:35:31to the main event, okay? The appetizer
00:35:33to the main course. A little amuse-bouche
00:35:35before the all-you-can-eat buffet.
00:35:37Kapish?
00:35:39You better watch your back.
00:35:41Yeah, well, you better watch your
00:35:43front parts.
00:35:45Punch your boobs.
00:35:51Shit.
00:35:53Shit.
00:36:11Are you out of your damn mind?
00:36:13I brought you here to be a better person, not die
00:36:15as one. Let's make this crystal.
00:36:17You are a dead person,
00:36:19okay? You challenged Olivia?
00:36:21What monumental brain fart
00:36:23caused this level of stupidity? This is your
00:36:25fault, Charlene. How?
00:36:27You showed me that video of my mom.
00:36:29What?
00:36:31What? For the record, it's a bad idea.
00:36:33A really bad one.
00:36:35Like using the bathroom in a Home Depot van.
00:36:39What? What's going on?
00:36:41Do me a favor.
00:36:43Casually look over your left shoulder.
00:36:45God,
00:36:47you are so bad at that.
00:36:49You see that woman standing up against the wall?
00:36:51I thought she was the wall.
00:36:53Her name is Naomi.
00:36:55She's a total badass. She was a regular,
00:36:57but she stopped showing up. Only ever
00:36:59lost one fight.
00:37:01And guess who beat her? Godzilla?
00:37:03Close.
00:37:05Your mom.
00:37:07Why is she back? Why is she staring
00:37:09at me like that? Probably for
00:37:11revenge. See,
00:37:13your mother was the only person that beat her,
00:37:15so she has to kill you to restore
00:37:17her family's honor. Great.
00:37:19Second time here and already two people
00:37:21want to kill me. Three.
00:37:23I heard you challenged Noelle as well.
00:37:27Oh, yeah.
00:37:29Idiot!
00:37:31This pretty face.
00:37:33We're gonna lose it.
00:37:35Oh.
00:37:45You ready?
00:37:47And...
00:37:49Fight!
00:38:05Get her!
00:38:07Get her!
00:38:09Ow! Ow!
00:38:15Winner!
00:38:35Ow!
00:38:43She moves like Neo
00:38:45in the Matrix.
00:38:57Why is she looking at you?
00:39:01Nope.
00:39:03I didn't challenge her.
00:39:05Winner!
00:39:23We got a grudge match!
00:39:27Girls, you ready?
00:39:29And... Fight!
00:39:31Come on, bitch. What you got, Lizzo?
00:39:33Come on, Sam McLaughlin.
00:39:35You sing with some puppies, bitch.
00:39:37They don't fuck with my puppies, bitch.
00:39:55One, two,
00:39:57three.
00:39:59Oh, shit!
00:40:03This ain't fucking over.
00:40:05This ain't over here.
00:40:07You're out of the club.
00:40:09Fuck this shit.
00:40:11I'm gonna tell the cops about this place.
00:40:13That's right. This is my cage.
00:40:15Get the fuck out.
00:40:17Oh, my God.
00:40:23You up next, Rocky?
00:40:25I think I'm just gonna...
00:40:27Just give me a second.
00:40:33That's who I'm fighting?
00:40:35She's got a broken arm.
00:40:37Do I go easy on her, or what do I do?
00:40:39Your second fight and you're Sarah Connor now?
00:40:41It just doesn't seem fair.
00:40:43On you or her?
00:40:45Look at the bright side.
00:40:47Afterwards, you can say something cool and ironic
00:40:49like, that fight was disarming.
00:40:51I'm not gonna say that.
00:40:53You'll miss an opportunity of a lifetime.
00:40:55That's not even funny.
00:40:57And...
00:40:59Fight!
00:41:17Foot. Her right foot.
00:41:19I should have been more specific.
00:41:21I'm sorry.
00:41:23Anna?
00:41:25Anna!
00:41:29Hello again.
00:41:31Oh.
00:41:33Wow.
00:41:35That fight was, uh...
00:41:37Disarming?
00:41:39Yeah, well, in my opinion, it probably would have been better
00:41:41to keep it at arm's length.
00:41:45Where you going?
00:41:47Well, to look for my dignity.
00:41:49I know it's around here somewhere.
00:41:51Actually, I'm fine.
00:41:53I appreciate you taking care of me, too.
00:41:55Thank you.
00:41:57No, that's okay.
00:41:59I'm a lousy doctor, anyway.
00:42:01I went to Ohio State. I was drunk half the time.
00:42:03Oh.
00:42:05I thought I sensed incompetence.
00:42:07Hey, Roy.
00:42:09And evil.
00:42:11I also sense the presence of evil among us.
00:42:13Hi.
00:42:15You, uh, you ready to go?
00:42:17Ready to go where?
00:42:19Uh, Olivia and I, we're gonna have, uh,
00:42:21some drinks. A couple drinks.
00:42:23Hmm, that's wonderful.
00:42:25Yeah, have you had a chance to meet Anna yet?
00:42:27Yeah, actually, we had a, uh,
00:42:29a delightful little chat earlier today.
00:42:31Mm-hmm.
00:42:33We sure did, and, uh, oh, I thought I overheard
00:42:35her ask someone about the best medication
00:42:37was for syphilis.
00:42:39So maybe you can pick Dr. Roy's brain about that
00:42:41over drinks tonight.
00:42:43Anyway.
00:42:45Anyway.
00:42:47I'll keep you two.
00:42:53Syphilis, yep. It's a real thing, you know?
00:42:55Took down Hitler when half the world couldn't.
00:43:03You're late.
00:43:05It's 7 a.m., like you said.
00:43:07If you're early, you're on time, and if you're on time, you're late.
00:43:09That's very confusing.
00:43:11Don't let it happen again, okay?
00:43:13And if you do, I'm gone. Put that on.
00:43:15Every year, you get punched in the head, you fall down,
00:43:17makes it kind of hard to win a fight, so how are we gonna fix that?
00:43:19I don't know.
00:43:21Chloe here's gonna punch you in the head a few times.
00:43:23What?
00:43:25How's that feel?
00:43:27Really uncomfortable.
00:43:29Yeah, it's an uncomfortable thing to get punched in the head.
00:43:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:43:33What? Isn't it better if I try to fight her back?
00:43:35No, you need to learn how to take a punch. Let's go.
00:43:37What?
00:43:39Oh, Jesus, that hurts!
00:43:41Yes, it does, because it's painful to train,
00:43:43but there's nothing more pleasurable than the thrill of victory.
00:43:45Isn't it you that wanted this
00:43:47celebration of the human spirit
00:43:49both in and out of the ring?
00:43:51Huh?
00:43:53This is only gonna help you.
00:43:55Oh, this is bullshit!
00:43:57How much longer am I gonna have to take this?
00:43:59Until you can't take it anymore.
00:44:03But I can't take it anymore.
00:44:09What am I missing?
00:44:11Drink?
00:44:13Yeah.
00:44:35Um, hi.
00:44:37We're not open.
00:44:39The bar was open, so I just thought...
00:44:41We have an opening tonight.
00:44:43The artist was...
00:44:45bumping in.
00:44:47You look familiar.
00:44:49Do I know you from somewhere?
00:44:51Oh, at that coffee shop.
00:44:53I challenge you to a fight at the Fight Club.
00:44:55Are we even allowed to talk about the Fight Club?
00:44:57What can I do for you?
00:44:59Oh, right. Um, I'm actually looking for a job.
00:45:01I have lots of cafe experience.
00:45:03I'm not the one you should be speaking with.
00:45:05Oh.
00:45:07Where might that be?
00:45:09In there.
00:45:11Oh.
00:45:13Just... Okay, thanks.
00:45:25Hi!
00:45:27How are you doing?
00:45:29You're a little peeping, Tom.
00:45:31I mean, I know my ass looks great in these pants,
00:45:33but, damn.
00:45:35Hi, Olivia.
00:45:37No, no.
00:45:39I am actually a huge art lover.
00:45:41And so, the art...
00:45:43Oh.
00:45:45Drew me in.
00:45:47Yes, Larry is incredible, right?
00:45:49Yeah, I know.
00:45:51It was a real coup to get him to open here.
00:45:53I bet.
00:45:55And you work out in a gallery.
00:45:57Yeah, you can work out anywhere you want
00:45:59when you own the space.
00:46:01You own the gallery?
00:46:03I own the whole building.
00:46:05Oh, wow. That's, uh...
00:46:07Super baller.
00:46:09Yeah, baller is great.
00:46:11Anna, you're a liar.
00:46:13What?
00:46:15Yeah, you don't give a shit about art.
00:46:17You don't care about Larry.
00:46:19I love Larry.
00:46:21You don't even know who he is, do you?
00:46:23I sure do.
00:46:25You came here because you wanted to get the lowdown
00:46:27on my date with the good doctor, didn't you?
00:46:29Uh-huh, you filthy little minx, you.
00:46:31No, I didn't.
00:46:33So picture this.
00:46:35Two perfect naked bodies
00:46:37coming together as one flesh
00:46:39for hours of pure,
00:46:41unadulterated...
00:46:43I just...
00:46:45Pleasure.
00:46:47I don't care.
00:46:49I love Larry. Larry's mixed media.
00:46:51My favorite.
00:46:53The more mixed up, the better.
00:46:55You should have seen us.
00:46:57Oh, actually, you totally can
00:46:59do the whole thing. I'll just pop it on over to you
00:47:01now that I have your e-mail.
00:47:03Oh, right. No, I just...
00:47:05Oh, uh, Anna, I just
00:47:07wanted to tell you we have a really strict
00:47:09employment policy.
00:47:11Yeah, we just don't hire
00:47:13weak-minded
00:47:15blondes.
00:47:19Walk away, mom jeans.
00:47:21Walk away.
00:47:23These are tight.
00:47:25Uh-huh.
00:47:27Uh-huh.
00:47:31You know, Chloe,
00:47:33you want that visa, I say we get married.
00:47:35Hey, Frenchie,
00:47:37heads up.
00:47:39Let's go.
00:47:41Can I finish my drink?
00:47:43No.
00:47:47I knew she'd be back.
00:47:49Come on.
00:48:03Come on, Frenchie. Give it to me.
00:48:05Is that all you got?
00:48:07Go. Again.
00:48:09Go.
00:48:11Come on.
00:48:13Go. Again. Again.
00:48:15Come on. What are you?
00:48:17Give it harder. Go.
00:48:19Yeah, that's right.
00:48:21What? Come on.
00:48:27That's right. That's right.
00:48:43Are you done?
00:48:47Yeah.
00:48:51So what's next?
00:48:57Not bad.
00:48:59Not bad at all.
00:49:03One. Sweep.
00:49:05Two. Sweep.
00:49:07Three. No!
00:49:09You don't even hit like a girl. You hit like a cat.
00:49:11Like a cat that can't box.
00:49:13Okay? Come on. Keep going.
00:49:15Keep moving. We're gonna need a lot of drinks.
00:49:17I can't do it.
00:49:19Let's move on.
00:49:23Ow!
00:49:25That hurts.
00:49:27So this is hitting a real person. Now, come on.
00:49:29Show me something.
00:49:31You're always loaded from the shoulders.
00:49:33Okay.
00:49:39She has a really hot head.
00:49:41She certainly does.
00:49:47You're very funny, by the way. Okay?
00:49:49Watch me. Make it count.
00:49:51That's it!
00:49:53Or we'll hit the fucking bag.
00:49:55I did hit the bag.
00:49:59Sweep. Three.
00:50:01And duck. Sweep.
00:50:03Get in duck.
00:50:05That's better. That's better.
00:50:07Yeah.
00:50:11Come on.
00:50:15She's still going.
00:50:17How long has she lost it?
00:50:23Are you okay?
00:50:25Yeah.
00:50:41Hannah?
00:50:53Hannah?
00:50:55Wake up.
00:51:05Did I get knocked out again?
00:51:07No.
00:51:09But I think you're a complete knockout.
00:51:13You know, uh,
00:51:15I've been thinking a lot about you lately.
00:51:17Actually,
00:51:19you're all I've been thinking about.
00:51:23What about Olivia?
00:51:25Who?
00:51:27Good answer.
00:51:29I really want to kiss you right now and have lots of sex. Would that be okay?
00:51:31I'm feeling extremely consensual.
00:51:39You are all wet.
00:51:41You bet your ass I am.
00:51:45No, you're literally, like,
00:51:47all wet. Like, saturated.
00:51:49You're drenched.
00:51:53What's happening?
00:51:59Oh, God!
00:52:01I can't even dream right.
00:52:03Oh!
00:52:05Oh!
00:52:07What the fuck?
00:52:11And you're here about?
00:52:13Possible tissue damage.
00:52:15Where?
00:52:17Down there.
00:52:19Okay.
00:52:21What did you use?
00:52:23Coconut.
00:52:25Oh, no. Not on myself.
00:52:27Put that in the chart.
00:52:29No coconut was inserted.
00:52:31It was kicked into my cooch.
00:52:33Coconut ten times fast.
00:52:35Coconut kick into my cooch.
00:52:37Yeah. Hard.
00:52:39Okay.
00:52:41Dr. Lee will be with you soon.
00:52:43Great.
00:52:51Oh!
00:53:03Hello, mister.
00:53:05I'll be a doctor for the day.
00:53:09Hi!
00:53:11Wow! Shit.
00:53:13Um, I didn't know you worked here.
00:53:15Well, yeah. I'm a doctor.
00:53:17Yeah. It's the only hospital in town, so...
00:53:19Right. Yeah. Well, how convenient.
00:53:21Yeah. Well, look, I was just sitting in front of the computer.
00:53:23I saw your name pop up on the admittance list.
00:53:25What's going on?
00:53:27Well... Oh, no, no, no. You don't have to look.
00:53:29I can just tell you.
00:53:31It's not inserted.
00:53:33It kicked. Well, that's relief.
00:53:35Yeah. If it was the former and not the latter,
00:53:37I'd say you belonged in Tijuana, not a hospital.
00:53:39Yeah. Right.
00:53:41You in any pain right now?
00:53:43I think I'm dying of embarrassment.
00:53:45Yeah.
00:53:47Well, I'd lay low with the, uh, you know,
00:53:49sexual activity for a week or so.
00:53:51That won't be a problem. I'm on a self-imposed abstinence.
00:53:53That's very strong-willed of you.
00:53:55Thanks.
00:53:57So, um, what about you?
00:53:59What about me?
00:54:01How was, uh, how was your date with Olivia?
00:54:03Oh.
00:54:05Did you, uh, did you practice abstinence?
00:54:07Woo! Yeah, things got, uh,
00:54:09yeah, a little crazy.
00:54:11That night we drank a lot of tequila.
00:54:13You know, I mean, well, I was myself,
00:54:15if I'm being totally honest.
00:54:17Yeah, no, no, you don't have to explain.
00:54:19Doctor, we need you to scrub up 22-year-old male
00:54:21G.S.W. to the chest.
00:54:23Ambulance is about a minute out.
00:54:25Okay, Miss Winkler, I gotta go. I'll see you later, though, okay?
00:54:27Miss Winkler.
00:54:37Oh.
00:54:39So...
00:54:43You're a coconut lady, huh?
00:54:45Yep, that's me.
00:54:47Might as well make that my legal name from now on, right?
00:54:49Lean back.
00:54:51Okay.
00:54:57It's Charlene. You know what to do.
00:54:59Hey, C, I really need a drink.
00:55:01Meet me at Cheeky's?
00:55:03Okay.
00:55:19Hey, honey.
00:55:21Dad!
00:55:23Oh, my God, what are you doing here?
00:55:25What are you doing here?
00:55:27Something you'd like to tell me?
00:55:29No, I'm having a drink with Charlene.
00:55:31Did you get a spray tan?
00:55:33No, I was working in the garden.
00:55:35With a bronzing hose?
00:55:37Shut up.
00:55:39Is Chuck here?
00:55:41No, he's working late. He's got a big divorce case.
00:55:43Okay. Well, I can, uh...
00:55:45I can join you for a drink.
00:55:47Normally, I would love to, but, um...
00:55:49I've got some place to go.
00:55:51Really?
00:55:53That's right. I got invited to a party.
00:55:55The guy came in and was handing these party cards out
00:55:57right before you came.
00:55:59Orgy, Dad.
00:56:01This doesn't say party. It says orgy.
00:56:03You've been invited to an orgy.
00:56:07That O looks just like a P,
00:56:09and who the hell writes in cursive anymore?
00:56:11Dad, just go home,
00:56:13wait for Chuck, have all the Chuck sex you want.
00:56:15Have a Chuck orgy.
00:56:17Are you okay? You seem upset.
00:56:19No, it's just...
00:56:21I never expected to be with my dad
00:56:23in a gay bar talking about orgies.
00:56:25Are you embarrassed by me?
00:56:27No, I'm not embarrassed.
00:56:29I'm just...
00:56:31I'm still processing it all.
00:56:33I've been processing this most of my life.
00:56:35I'm done. I am who I am,
00:56:37and this is who I'm gonna be.
00:56:39I fought hard to find myself.
00:56:41What about you?
00:56:43I love you, sweetie.
00:56:57Ready?
00:56:59One, sweep.
00:57:01Two, sweep.
00:57:03Three, sweep.
00:57:05Four, sweep.
00:57:07This hand goes out, this hand's up.
00:57:09This hand goes out, this hand's up.
00:57:11Bang, bang, bang, bang.
00:57:13Uppercut.
00:57:15Okay, again. Ready? One, one, two, three.
00:57:17Again. Bang. That's it.
00:57:19One, two, three.
00:57:27You beg for mercy.
00:57:29Dicks like no other.
00:57:31Tell me how you like my sucker.
00:57:47One, one, two.
00:57:49One, one, two.
00:57:51One, one, two, three.
00:57:57One more.
00:57:59One more.
00:58:27You want me? I told I can't.
00:58:29Run up on ya,
00:58:31make you beg for mercy.
00:58:33Dicks like no other.
00:58:35Tell me how you like my sucker.
00:58:37Tell me how you like my sucker.
00:58:39I'm a sucker.
00:58:41I'm a sucker.
00:58:43I'm a sucker.
00:58:45I'm a sucker.
00:58:47I'm a sucker.
00:58:49I'm a sucker.
00:58:51I'm a sucker.
00:58:53I'm a sucker.
00:58:55I'm a sucker.
00:58:57I'm a sucker.
00:58:59I'm a sucker.
00:59:05I'm a sucker.
00:59:09Hey! Hey!
00:59:11Hey!
00:59:13You do any babysitting?
00:59:15I don't have any kids, but we can work something out.
00:59:17That's my coach. You get away from him.
00:59:21I don't know what that means,
00:59:23but it sounds a little ruthless.
00:59:25You wouldn't stand a chance.
00:59:27What'd they say to you?
00:59:29It doesn't really matter.
00:59:31What matters is both these ladies seem to be
00:59:33taking you very seriously.
00:59:35Tell me how you like my sucker.
00:59:37I'm a sucker.
00:59:39I'm a sucker.
00:59:41I'm a sucker.
00:59:43I'm a sucker.
00:59:45I'm a sucker.
00:59:47I'm a sucker.
00:59:49I'm a sucker.
00:59:51I'm a sucker.
00:59:53I'm a sucker.
00:59:55I'm a sucker.
00:59:57I'm a sucker.
00:59:59It's like no other.
01:00:01Tell me how you like my sucker.
01:00:03I'm a sucker.
01:00:05I'm a sucker.
01:00:07I'm a sucker.
01:00:09I'm a sucker.
01:00:11I'm a sucker.
01:00:13I'm a sucker.
01:00:15I'm a sucker.
01:00:17I'm a sucker.
01:00:19That's it. Again.
01:00:21That's it. Turn him out of here.
01:00:23Jesus Christ.
01:00:25You're like a fucking great white shark.
01:00:27Look at you. Look at you.
01:00:29Wow.
01:00:31I'm a sucker.
01:00:33I'm a sucker.
01:00:35I'm a sucker.
01:00:37I'm a sucker.
01:00:39Tell me how you like my sucker.
01:00:41I'm a sucker.
01:00:43Congratulations, Anna. That fight was incredible.
01:00:45Thanks.
01:00:47Hold on. Can I talk to you for a second?
01:00:49What do you want, Roy?
01:00:51Well, ever since you came into the ER,
01:00:53I just feel like you've been going out of your way to avoid me.
01:00:55I've just been winning more.
01:00:57I haven't needed your services.
01:01:03You should probably leave.
01:01:05What? Why?
01:01:07You shouldn't see this next fight.
01:01:09Well, great.
01:01:11Now all I want to do is see this next fight.
01:01:17Why did you let this happen?
01:01:19Olivia challenged all three.
01:01:21There is no rule against it.
01:01:23This is crazy.
01:01:25Mm-hmm.
01:01:27All right, fighters.
01:01:29Same rules as 101.
01:01:31This is 3-on-1.
01:01:33Oh, my God.
01:01:35Ready? Fight!
01:01:53Holy shit.
01:01:55She's been holding back.
01:02:23Oh, my God.
01:02:53Oh, my God.
01:03:23Oh, my God.
01:03:37I'll see you in here tomorrow night.
01:03:45I quit. I quit!
01:03:47What?
01:03:49I'm done, Charlene, okay?
01:03:51I'm done pretending. I am not my mom.
01:03:53And you never will be if you quit.
01:03:55Come on. You worked so hard.
01:03:57Yeah, and what's it gotten me?
01:03:59I can take and throw a punch.
01:04:01Great.
01:04:03But out here in the real world, my life is still a shit pile.
01:04:05If you don't fight Olivia tomorrow,
01:04:07you can never come back.
01:04:09Well, it's probably best for everyone, all right?
01:04:11Sorry, I'm done.
01:04:13Anna. Anna!
01:04:21Damn it!
01:04:23Damn it!
01:04:45Hey, Twiggy.
01:04:47You're supposed to be at the gym.
01:04:49I told you, if you were late again, we're done,
01:04:51and you're very late.
01:04:53But because of your exceptional progress,
01:04:55I'm gonna give you one free pass, so let's go.
01:05:01Or we could just take in the scenery.
01:05:07Nothing's changed, Mark.
01:05:11I don't know what I thought this fight would give me,
01:05:13but I still have all the same problems.
01:05:15Totally broke,
01:05:17no closer to reopening a business,
01:05:19and I have absolutely no prospects
01:05:21of turning things around.
01:05:25And you know what the icing on the shitcake will be?
01:05:27Olivia.
01:05:29I mean, this isn't a librarian
01:05:31or a woman with a broken arm.
01:05:33This is someone who can do long-lasting damage.
01:05:41I'm too scared to fight her,
01:05:43so...
01:05:47quitting.
01:05:49But you've trained for this,
01:05:51and I wouldn't let you fight
01:05:53if I didn't think you were ready.
01:05:55All you need to do now is leave behind fear and doubt
01:05:57and take that final step
01:05:59to bravery.
01:06:01That's easier said than done.
01:06:03How do I do that?
01:06:09I'll show you.
01:06:13Okay.
01:06:19You go like this.
01:06:21I don't get it.
01:06:23Okay, I'll do it one more time.
01:06:25Like that.
01:06:29See,
01:06:31when you're fighting Kung Fu Barbie tonight,
01:06:33you don't think about anything else but this.
01:06:35Outside the ropes is fear.
01:06:37But you take one single step
01:06:39into the ring,
01:06:41and you are brave.
01:06:43And the same thing goes for this world, Anna.
01:06:45The only thing that separates fear from bravery
01:06:47is one small step.
01:06:49So, are you gonna take it?
01:06:55You got that from YouTube, didn't you?
01:06:57Yeah.
01:06:59It's good, though, huh?
01:07:01And you probably gave the same great advice to Sugar Ray, huh?
01:07:03Pretty much.
01:07:05It's scary to get up there in front of thousands of adoring fans,
01:07:07especially when those songs don't sound the same live
01:07:09when you record them.
01:07:11Wait.
01:07:13Hold on.
01:07:15You trained Sugar Ray the band?
01:07:17Yeah.
01:07:19I mean, only for their first world tour,
01:07:21but those things are grueling.
01:07:23I mean, Mark McGrath, he was ripped.
01:07:25Of course.
01:07:27What's so funny?
01:07:29Nothing, I just...
01:07:31Every morning is a misunderstood classic.
01:07:33Misunderstood is an understatement.
01:07:35Hey,
01:07:37if all else fails,
01:07:39use your head.
01:07:43Hey,
01:07:45you never told me what I owe you for helping me out.
01:07:49Just pay my bar bill.
01:08:01Dad?
01:08:03Chuck?
01:08:05What happened?
01:08:17What the hell, Dad?
01:08:19A heart attack?
01:08:21How bad is it?
01:08:23You didn't let Chuck finish before you hung up on him.
01:08:25I had a mild heart attack.
01:08:27I could be home tonight.
01:08:29Oh, God.
01:08:31What triggered it?
01:08:35What the hell are you doing to him in the bedroom?
01:08:37Actually, it was on top of a washing machine.
01:08:39A classic.
01:08:41What is she doing here?
01:08:43You really called her before me?
01:08:45I needed her to bring something.
01:08:51What is this?
01:08:53It's the club, or at least the property.
01:08:55Yeah, I knew.
01:08:57Your mom did more than fight at that club.
01:08:59Your mom owned it.
01:09:01And now you do.
01:09:03And you're homeless after all.
01:09:05You should sell it. Pay off your debts.
01:09:07You know, start afresh.
01:09:09I'm gonna head over there now.
01:09:11Get in one last fight before you shut us down.
01:09:13Roy?
01:09:15What up?
01:09:17How you feeling, Ed?
01:09:19Good. I feel really good.
01:09:21Yeah, well, if you're feeling really good, then you shouldn't be in the hospital.
01:09:25I'm taking off, but, uh,
01:09:27Dr. Lee's gonna come in and discharge you.
01:09:29Thanks.
01:09:31Go get him
01:09:33before Chuck and I do.
01:09:35Oh, my God, that is some ginger candy.
01:09:37Get it.
01:09:39Go get him, girl.
01:09:43Okay.
01:09:47Oh, my God.
01:09:49Don't ever pass out inside of me again.
01:09:51So...
01:09:55You're a washing machine man, huh?
01:09:57He loves his spin cycle.
01:09:59I'm kind of a permanent press guy myself.
01:10:01Yeah, so...
01:10:05Roy, wait.
01:10:07Look, please, I...
01:10:09I just want to apologize for ignoring you.
01:10:11It's just that...
01:10:15I really like you, and...
01:10:17it's not my place to judge
01:10:19who you have sex with.
01:10:21I did not have sex with Olivia.
01:10:23Oh.
01:10:25Oh.
01:10:27Why?
01:10:29I mean, did it hurt too much
01:10:31when she laid on top of you with her razor blade nipples?
01:10:33Okay.
01:10:35Yeah, well, listen, that night
01:10:37got a little crazy, okay?
01:10:39Yeah, we went back to our place.
01:10:41Obviously, both had too much to drink.
01:10:43Things escalated.
01:10:45It was weird.
01:10:47I couldn't get it up.
01:10:51Your sympathy
01:10:53in my situation is overwhelming.
01:10:55Sorry, it's just...
01:10:57I mean, a good doctor knows
01:10:59they have pills for that.
01:11:01Small, blue...
01:11:03Look, I couldn't get it up
01:11:05because I was thinking of you.
01:11:07Wow.
01:11:09Let me clarify that statement.
01:11:11Okay, yeah, I'd love to see you walk that one back.
01:11:13I couldn't get it up with her
01:11:15because I wanted to be with you.
01:11:19Because I can...
01:11:21I can get it up.
01:11:23Like, I'm talking...
01:11:25I can... way up.
01:11:27Like, way up.
01:11:29I'll take you right in that closet in Rocky World.
01:11:31Oh.
01:11:33Right now. I got a break. I'm gone for the day.
01:11:35Okay, it's a little bad timing, don't you think?
01:11:37We're 20 yards away from where my dad
01:11:39is recovering from a sexually-related heart attack.
01:11:41Not to mention I have to fight
01:11:43ninja cheerleaders tonight.
01:11:45Oh, so you're going to fight Olivia?
01:11:47Yeah.
01:11:49Yep. Yeah, I guess I am.
01:11:51All right, well, at least let me give you a ride to the club.
01:11:55Got a little ride in the closet
01:11:57first, though, huh?
01:11:59Fuck it.
01:12:11This is the big one, ladies!
01:12:13One of the most anticipated
01:12:15match-ups in the history
01:12:17of our club!
01:12:19Let's get
01:12:21prepared to
01:12:23rumble!
01:12:25It is
01:12:27a more common phrase, but it is federally
01:12:29trademarked. All right!
01:12:31Let's bring out our
01:12:33challengee, weighing in
01:12:35at a total skinny bitch!
01:12:37She's undefeated!
01:12:39It's Olivia
01:12:41Mayhem Miller!
01:12:47Yeah!
01:12:55Yeah!
01:13:11Yeah!
01:13:13Yeah!
01:13:17And our challenger, she won
01:13:19in this fight for reasons of
01:13:21temporary insanity!
01:13:23She is the offspring of our
01:13:25great founder, Mary Wincombe!
01:13:27Give it up for Anna
01:13:29Wildcard
01:13:31Wincombe!
01:13:47Yeah!
01:13:57Is this my music?
01:13:59I didn't choose it.
01:14:13Just one small step
01:14:15One small step
01:14:46I love you, Anna
01:14:54What are the odds on Anna?
01:14:56A thousand-to-one?
01:14:58I got a dollar for that.
01:15:00She ain't gonna win anyway. Thank you, girl.
01:15:02Fighters, ready!
01:15:04And...
01:15:06Fight!
01:15:08You ready to bleed?
01:15:10Yeah, but not for, like, another month.
01:15:12This is the wrong time
01:15:14Period
01:15:44Oh
01:16:14Get up
01:16:45Hey now you don't have anything but room stay down
01:16:57You know you know
01:17:14If you need to
01:17:44Oh
01:18:14Stay down
01:18:22Stay down everyone knows you're weak just like your mom
01:18:36Get your feet moving wrap your hands up tie your hair back. Let's get it out
01:18:43Best knuckle-crack knock-out
01:18:55All else fails
01:19:12Oh
01:19:42She does not
01:20:12Oh
01:20:32Okay, I don't know we should be checking on her right now hey
01:20:37I've never been more attracted to you than I am right now. I just made a thousand dollars
01:20:44You only got a dollar
01:20:49The most badass thing I have ever seen what were those head buds I
01:20:55Think how the practicing with Murphy I found out that I have a really hard head. Oh
01:21:01Shit yeah, it's like steel in there one of the hardest noggins. I've ever encountered that hurts stop
01:21:08And you're clanging in my brain
01:21:11clanging oh
01:21:13Shit Betty bitch really did
01:21:20I'm on it the hell is going on well everybody listen up. We're about to get braided
01:21:25There's a lock in the door to the way out you're gonna go through a hole
01:21:41I
01:21:44Was sure this was mine
01:21:47We become one hell of a fighter
01:21:56Come on let's go
01:22:02My mom built this ship and now I'm the captain so I'm going down with it
01:22:07Okay, well I'm a cop. I'm gonna scoot out, but I'm so proud of you tonight, and I got priors. Hey good job captain
01:22:16Come on let's go get out of here. This is not worth you losing your medical license all right even if you are a lousy doctor
01:22:25I
01:22:55I
01:23:26Hey, what are you in for?
01:23:32Salt and battery gross negligence unlawful assembly
01:23:37disturbing the peace and
01:23:39Promoting fights without a license. I didn't know that existed
01:23:44Yeah
01:23:45Winkum
01:23:46Yeah present you may bail you're out of here
01:23:56Oh
01:23:59You yeah me
01:24:04Charlene I know you don't have that kind of lazy cash laying around. Oh, you're right, but everyone pitched in
01:24:11Who's everyone the girls at the club? I passed the hat around and we had more than enough to make your bail
01:24:16Wow don't be so surprised you did something that no one else can do you defeated Olivia?
01:24:22Oh, you are Dorothy girl and ding-dong the Wicked Witch is dead
01:24:26No, no not literally not literally she's gonna be in the hospital for a few days and considering the number of girls
01:24:32She's sent in there. It is more than fair
01:24:34Yeah
01:24:36anyways
01:24:37It's nice the club went out on a high note
01:24:41I'm not closing the club Charlene what I got a lot of thinking done while I was doing hard time on the inside
01:24:47You weren't even in for a night. Yes. I do own that property and yes
01:24:51I could do whatever I want with it, but I can't sell the club. You need the money. We all need that space
01:24:58We all need that community
01:25:00What are you getting that? I'm gonna use the property as collateral
01:25:03I'm gonna get that loan open a new cafe this way the club stays open. I start a new business
01:25:08It's a win-win. Yeah, look at you
01:25:12Look how far you've come
01:25:15You did it Mary
01:25:17We did it
01:25:18One small step at a time but first I gotta make sure I don't spend a longer stint in the big house for all my
01:25:23Crimes and misdemeanors, you know, you're gonna need a good lawyer
01:25:28Define good
01:25:31I'm a divorce lawyer. I usually don't handle criminal cases, but I am an excellent lawyer
01:25:38He's excellent at everything. Oh, geez dad. Keep it in your pants
01:25:44While I'm in jail you keep it in your pants
01:25:46If it does go to trial how much time is she looking at well if she's guilty on all charges probably two years
01:25:54Maybe I should just plead guilty. Why would you do that?
01:25:57Because I am guilty
01:25:59And you told me that the judge was so leniency if I was honest most of them would but I hear our judge is a real
01:26:06Ballbreaker our best bet is to take this to a jury
01:26:10Yeah, but you know sometimes in life you just need to stand up and take responsibility for your actions
01:26:15And today is my day to do just that
01:26:21The Honorable Judge Andrews presiding
01:26:26She's gonna eat us alive
01:26:31Please be seated
01:26:36What is wrong with you
01:26:38I
01:26:42Always secretly hope for interesting cases and it looks like I got my wish as
01:26:47my old friend Mary would say
01:26:49If life isn't interesting, then you're just not trying hard enough
01:26:54Chuck, you know all that should I said about taking responsibility for my actions today is not the day
01:27:00counselor
01:27:01How does your client plead?
01:27:04Not guilty
01:27:08Counselor not guilty
01:27:23You know, this is incredible
01:27:25We didn't have this many customers in a month at the old place. I know I've got happy customers
01:27:30We got money in the cash register
01:27:32It's very unnatural, but I think I can get used to it
01:27:36You ready to go? Yeah. Oh, will you cover for me? Absolutely. Go get him tiger. Oh
01:27:44Hey, don't forget those handcuffs always got him on my belt baby girl
01:27:52What I told you I was going to have her
01:27:55And you know what? I said about my tongue setting her pubes aflame stop didn't happen because she doesn't have any
01:28:03Stop fresh as a daisy down there. Stop. No, no, I am begging you to stop like a hairless cat. I
01:28:11Think I'm in love
01:28:33I
01:28:44Love the new Club Anna the vibe is really awesome. Thank you
01:28:50Well done Anna. Whoa, that was it. What where are you from?
01:28:57People have always tried to define me by pinpointing where I'm from. I thought it should matter but it got to me
01:29:02So I learned eight different languages
01:29:13You look like your size better than tape that's for sure. Oh, I got plans for
01:29:19Then the illusion to future sexual encounter. No, I'm really into arts and crafts, but I like to do
01:29:25Yo, Anna
01:29:26Get your ass in the ring. I
01:29:29Gotta go get my ass in the ring. I'm gonna watch it all the way
01:29:32I
01:29:38Are you sure you two want to do this? Oh, hell yeah, I've always wanted to punch her in the face
01:29:44Who says dreams don't come true?
01:29:47Having a doctor for a boyfriend's gonna be real useful in a few seconds already has been give me a breast exam last night
01:29:53Sure, it didn't take very long. Did you got tiny titties?
01:29:56Okay, I got no comeback. Hey
01:29:59But all I want to say is thank you
01:30:01for everything
01:30:02You turned my life around you turned your life around friend. I just gave you a nudge in the right direction
01:30:08All right, this is getting too sentimental. When do we get to hit each other?