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00:00MR.
00:01DUSTY
00:03NO!
00:05I need to find Red Toad!
00:13Red Toad!
00:16Red Toad!
00:19Red Toad!
00:22I need to find Red Toad!
00:25Red Toad!
00:26Red Toad!
00:28Hmph! How can Guangdong be snowy?
00:32Oh!
00:38Huh?
00:41Huh?
00:45Oh!
00:48Oh!
00:51Hi!
00:59Oh!
01:01Oh!
01:06Huh?
01:10Oh!
01:14Huh?
01:16What?
01:21Okay!
01:24Oh!
01:29Oh!
01:33Oh!
01:36What?
01:50Oh!
01:58Oh!
02:01Oh!
02:06Hmph!
02:12Whoa!
02:14Oh!
02:16Oh!
02:18Oh!
02:26Huh?
02:33Oh!
02:34Oh!
02:41Oh!
02:44Oh!
02:51Oh!
02:54Oh!
02:56Oh!
03:00Oh!
03:02Oh!
03:04I'm sorry!
03:06Don't leave me!
03:08I want you here with me!
03:11I know that
03:13Your love is gone
03:18I can't breathe
03:20I'm sorry
03:22I know this isn't easy
03:28I bet there's no bullet in your gun
03:32Ha ha ha ha!
03:42Whoa!
03:46I found a gun on the street
03:51Are you crazy?
03:52Stop singing and get out!
03:55Do you think I'm crazy?
03:57Ah!
04:01Hey!
04:02Mind your own business!
04:09There's a million possibilities in this world
04:13Should I go ahead?
04:15Ah!
04:17Ah!
04:22This is fun!
04:23I want to join!
04:25Ah!
04:26Why did it break?
04:28Ah!
04:29You scared me!
04:39You got me, didn't you?
04:42This is life!
04:45You can't hide from me!
04:47Ah!
04:48Ha ha ha ha!
04:51Ah!
04:52I can't breathe!
04:53I can't breathe!
04:54I can't breathe!
04:55Xiaowu
04:57Third Bro
04:59He's going to throw up
05:00Good man
05:01He's going to throw up
05:02Good man
05:11Xiaowu
05:13Xiaowu
05:14Who tied you here?
05:15I don't know
05:17Watch your back!
05:20Trying to save Xiaowu?
05:21Not an option
05:22I'm gonna get a reward from Xiaowu
05:25啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
05:31气球型
05:32村里的恶霸研发了一种恐怖的气球型
05:35犯人的身体会被连接打气筒
05:37不停地往里面打气
05:38直到肚子变成像气球一样
05:40然后用细长的钢针戳破
05:42最后犯人会肚子爆破而亡
05:44山菜因为得罪恶霸
05:46被执行了气球型
05:47但奇怪的是
05:48不管恶霸怎么打气
05:50山菜的肚子都鼓不起来
05:52土豪了不起啊
05:54就是了不起啊
05:56怎么那么多啊
05:58有能了不起啊
06:00就是了不起啊
06:03哇
06:05我考九十八
06:08你考九十八分
06:10是因为你只能考九十八分啊
06:12我考一百分
06:13是因为卷子满分只有一百分
06:15光顾着收卷子
06:17况且收拾你了
06:20我打三拳
06:21不是因为我只能打三拳
06:23而是因为你只能扛得住我三拳
06:27你别笑
06:30妈妈有个奶奶摔倒了
06:32小饼你还愣着干嘛
06:34快去把老奶奶扶起来
06:35我们上去扶一下
06:37别去肯定是碰瓷的呀
06:39这个小女孩的妈妈
06:40怎么一点礼貌都没有啊
06:42不去扶就算了
06:43还说那个老奶奶是碰瓷的
06:49奶奶你的东西拿好了
06:51还是这个小女孩有爱心
06:52直接就把老奶奶扶起来了
06:54她是哪个学校的
06:55我要给她奖励两朵小红花
06:58小五我没能量了
06:59能给我一点能量吗
07:04我也没能量了
07:05可以分我一点吗
07:13妈妈我没能量了
07:14给我点能量吧
07:19怎么这么重
07:22我没能量了
07:23只能给你放个屁
07:28还有谁
07:29能给我点能量啊
07:53妈妈我没能量了
07:58停
08:01你们在干嘛
08:02我说我都有老公了
08:03妈妈我神经病
08:04还就是
08:05啥情况啊
08:09这是什么
08:10这是新豆罗大陆上线的
08:11灵芒少年惠里号
08:12啥游戏啊
08:13好玩吗
08:14可好玩了
08:15最近新豆罗大陆手游
08:16正与豆罗大陆2
08:17爵士堂们动画灵动
08:18主角惠里号即将在游戏内上线
08:20尤其新史莱克吃块冰淇淋
08:22还能领取联动限时投行呢
08:23我也是在玩的时候才发现
08:25他是武童未来的老公
08:26你不早说
08:39大笨蛋
08:42有人
08:44大笨蛋
08:51No no no no
09:09You
09:15堵你的枪里
09:17没有子弹
09:18我的天啊
09:19这下糟了
09:29你有病吧
09:48谁是傻子
09:49肯定是小武是傻子呀
09:50我都不喜欢小武
09:51嘿嘿他是傻子他是傻子
09:52他是傻子他是傻子
09:53丽佳我才不要相信光
09:54你们也不要相信光了
09:55我要把你的光毁掉
09:56啊
09:57啊
09:58啊
09:59啊
10:00啊
10:01啊
10:02啊
10:03啊
10:04啊
10:05啊
10:06啊
10:07啊
10:08啊
10:09啊
10:10啊
10:11啊
10:12啊
10:13啊
10:14啊
10:15啊
10:16啊
10:18啊
10:19啊
10:20啊
10:21啊
10:27哇三哥你竟然有白头发
10:29我来帮你拔
10:31哎哟
10:32溶溶阿姨
10:33你在干嘛呀
10:34我在给三哥
10:35拔白头发呀
10:36拔头发我也来
10:37片方
10:39住手
10:40你们对我三哥干嘛
10:41我们来拔白头发呀
10:43白头发我也来
10:44I want to come too!
10:46My hair...