Arshad warsi.johan ibraham.funny scene
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00:00BOL BEH!
00:02BEH?
00:04BEH!
00:05What will you say?
00:06TOO!
00:07AAP!
00:08TUM!
00:09TOO!
00:10Didn't you find a word below that suits you?
00:12There is one!
00:14AAP!
00:15TOO!
00:16Have you gone mad after seeing so much money?
00:18What are they saying?
00:20Put it on the phone speaker.
00:22Have you forgotten your own fun?
00:24Whom are you talking to?
00:25Fun?
00:26Fun and you?
00:27TOO!
00:29I know how brave you are.
00:32You get scared when you hear the sound of a bullet.
00:35That's why you were shot on Raja's leg.
00:37Because you hid behind the leg.
00:40Is this the respect you have in the market?
00:42What respect?
00:43Six bullet leg?
00:45You scoundrels!
00:47Are you talking to Raja like Wi-Fi?
00:50You know, right?
00:51I will make you fry alive in hot oil.
00:54Shut up!
00:55Brother!
00:57The watermelon in between your ears...
01:00Use your brain as hard as a grape.
01:03And use both your ears...
01:05Listen, watermelon.
01:07I have left your job and this city.
01:10Don't wait for me.
01:12Because I am not coming back to your house.
01:16Got it?
01:17Got it?
01:18Idiot!
01:19TOO!
01:21Scotland? So soon?
01:23Yes.
01:24Which shot did you take?
01:26He drives very fast.
01:27TOO!
01:29Hello, Javed.
01:30Wi-Fi here.
01:31Spread our boys everywhere.
01:33Bring all three of them here.
01:35Who are you looking for, sir?
01:36Go and do your job.
01:38Put these three cartons in the truck.
01:40Do you know how to drive?
01:41Yes.
01:42Drive the car.
01:43Drive the car.
01:44I don't have a license.
01:45Drive the car without a license.
01:47What a coincidence.
01:48These people are looking for three people.
01:50He calls me here for three boxes.
01:52With three boxes, three people will reach Scotland.
01:54Hey!
01:55Which three people did you give a lift to?
01:57Three nice people.
01:58I took them from the race course.
01:59From the race course?
02:00Yes.
02:01Brother-in-law!
02:02Yes?
02:03Found them!
02:04Found them, brother-in-law!
02:05Found all three of them!
02:08There is no one in the truck.
02:09They were inside, sir.
02:10They were inside.
02:11Are those three statues Mr. India?
02:12Thank God!
02:14Find them!
02:15They must be here somewhere.
02:16Chandu!
02:17Find Chandu!
02:19Chandu!
02:20Brother-in-law!
02:21Brother-in-law!
02:22It's a big deal.
02:23It's a big deal.
02:24They are inside the truck.
02:25Where are they?
02:26Where are they?
02:27Find Chandu!
02:28Find him!
02:29I am looking for him.
02:30Find him!
02:31Why are you looking for him?
02:32Hey!
02:33Close the gate!
02:34Close it!
02:35Close it!
02:36No!
02:37No!
02:38Let the gate remain open.
02:39No!
02:40No!
02:41Close it!
02:42Hey!
02:43Let them go.
02:44I will hit them once.
02:45Get out of here.
02:46Get out!
02:47Otherwise, I will ruin your horoscope.
02:48Okay.
02:49Get out!
02:50Find him!
02:52I will understand.
02:53Wait for a while.
02:54You will know.
02:55Hey, Chandu!
02:56Chandu!
02:57Chandu!
02:58Chandu!
02:59Chandu!
03:00Chandu!
03:01Chandu!
03:05Since they have come,
03:06everything is going wrong.
03:19Ohh...
03:36Ahh...
03:38Do they come in my horoscope?
03:45Hey!
03:46Oh! Now I get it.
03:49You three are in my car. Get out.
03:52Priest.
03:54Priest, the mosquitoes of Wi-Fi must have spread all over the city by now.
03:58Even if one bites you, you'll be dead.
04:01Priest, you want us to get out of your lives forever, right?
04:06Absolutely.
04:06Then only you can get us out of this city.
04:09If I could, I'd get you out of this world.
04:12But what do I do?
04:13Priest, you get ready for everyone.
04:17Make one for us too.
04:18Take your time.
04:20We'll stay in your house till then.
04:21No. No. No. In my house?
04:23No. I'll do something.
04:25Let me think.
04:26Think.
04:29Priest, you've given us an amazing job.
04:31Yes.
04:32The circus people will take us to America tomorrow.
04:34And our lives will be set once we reach there.
04:35Yes. And Trump will be upset.
04:38Look, America thinks it's such a big superpower.
04:40They don't know that as soon as you step there,
04:44they'll become a fool. Right, Chandu?
04:47Where's Chandu?
04:48My dear, the one who gives too much bang
04:51has to come to the plate with green chutney.
04:54We'll have to leave this country.
04:56The one who came to my heart once
04:57can't even go to the washroom on his own.
05:00And you'll leave the country?
05:02My dear, I don't just call you my dear.
05:04I also accept you.
05:05Now that you know, come with me.
05:07I'm coming.
05:09You scoundrel.
05:11We're hiding here to save our lives
05:14and you're distributing your address to people.
05:17She won't say anything to anyone. She's not mad.
05:24I'm not going to the circus.
05:27And neither has Chandu called me.
05:30Bye.
05:36Catch him.
05:37How did Raja and Wi-Fi get here?
05:39Catch him.
05:40How did they find us?
05:41I'll kill you, you fool.
05:43Catch him.
05:45Catch him. Look for him.
05:46Mom, he's not the real Joker.
05:49He's the real Joker.
06:02Where did they go?
06:08We're not thieves. We're beggars.
06:10Please help us.
06:11Move forward.
06:12Move forward. Get out.
06:14Get out of here, you beggars.
06:17I think I recognize this voice.
06:19Shall we check?
06:22Say it again.
06:24Show me his nose.
06:25You fool.
06:26Out. Out.
06:27You see?
06:29You didn't even leave something in my pocket
06:31that I can drink a cup of coffee with.
06:33That's right. That's very wrong.
06:34And instead of food, the hotel staff
06:37Oh, so sad.
06:41Washing dishes? Washing dishes?
06:42What is he doing?
06:43Don't touch him.
06:44Excuse me.
06:45What happened?
06:46They're here.
06:48Over there. Over there.
06:49Yes, over there.
06:50If they find out that you're with us,
06:52they won't spare you either.
06:53If they spare you, how will we live without money?
06:56Car. Car.
06:57Let's go. Let's go.
06:58Let's go together.
06:59Let's go.
07:02Where did they go?
07:04Let's go.
07:04Wi-Fi.
07:06Catch them. They're running away.
07:07Where? Where?
07:08In the truck.
07:09Hey, catch them.
07:11Move. Move.
07:12Come on, boys.
07:13Move. Catch the truck.
07:15Go. Get the car. Car.
07:20Hey.
07:23Go.
07:26Dad.
07:27I'll kill you.
07:30Dad.
07:31No one will shoot.
07:32Jhanvi is sitting on it.
07:36Dad.
07:43Indecent behaviour.
07:45We're stuck with glue.
07:46Hey, stop.
07:48Come on. Come on. Run.
07:49This is instant glue.
07:51Uncle, this is the same company whose claim is that
07:53if the bones can't be joined by a doctor,
07:55he'll join them with glue.
07:56Hey, they're here. They're here.
07:57You scoundrels.
07:59What do you think?
08:00You're our daughter.
08:01You'll run away with that money?
08:03I won't let that happen.
08:05I won't let that happen.
08:06I won't let that happen.
08:08Hit him. Hit him.
08:11Instant glue.
08:15You scoundrels.
08:16You scoundrels.
08:17Hey, what are you doing?
08:19What are you doing? Listen to me.
08:23Hey, what are you doing?
08:25You're brothers and sisters, right?
08:26We're your sisters.
08:28I mean, nieces.
08:29You're my life.
08:31Hey, you're my life?
08:32If I wasn't stuck with glue,
08:35I would've saved you.
08:36I'm saving you because you're stuck.
08:38Leave me.
08:39Oh, no.
08:40Come on.
08:42Uncle. Uncle.
08:44An enemy's enemy is a friend.
08:45Yes.
08:47Yes, sir.
08:48Hey, you.
08:49He's stuck.
08:50Stick him too.
08:51Come on.
08:53What are you doing?
08:54You scoundrels.
08:55What are you doing?
08:56What are you doing?
08:58Hey, stop the car.
09:00Hey, get me out.
09:02Hey, get him out.
09:03What have you done?
09:04Hey, you.
09:10Stop the car.
09:12Stop the car.
09:14Stop the car.
09:15Stop the car.
09:16Stop the car.
09:17What are you doing?
09:18What have you done?
09:20Hey, what's going on?
09:21Stop it.
09:22What have you done?
09:23You're stuck too.
09:26Brother-in-law.
09:26Yes, you scoundrel.
09:27Look at this.
09:28Brother-sister's drama.
09:31Wow.
09:32Hey, that means our girl isn't mentally weak.
09:36She was supporting Chandu in brother-sister's drama.
09:40Very good. I'm so happy.
09:42You are happy?
09:43Yes.
09:44Hey, stop this sticking.
09:45And tell me, where's our money?
09:47Where's our money?
09:49Both your legs are hanging in the air.
09:50Are you worried about money?
09:51Hey, we got an FD done.
09:53FD?
09:53For your future.
09:55In the Bank of Uganda.
09:57Bank of Uganda.
09:58Uganda.
09:59Hey, we got an FD done.
10:01We've done a donation.
10:03You're kidding.
10:04Catch him.
10:05Catch him.
10:30Hey, Tulip bro.
10:31Yes, Tulip bro.
10:32Look at that.
10:33Look at that.
10:34Hey, stop the car.
10:38Hey, my brother.
10:41Where are they?
10:42Hey.
10:43Hey, you.
10:45Yes.
10:46Hit him.
10:47Hey, the car is on fire.
10:49Shoot the car.
10:54Hey, Tulip.
10:55Shoot him.
10:56Hey, Tulip.
10:57Hey.
11:00Hey, the cars.
11:02Hey.
11:03Hey, the car is on fire.
11:04Hey.
11:05Hey.
11:06Hey.
11:07Hey.
11:08Hey.
11:09Hey.
11:11Tulip, are you okay?
11:12Hey.
11:13Hey.
11:14Hey.
11:15Look at that.
11:16Hey.
11:17Hey.
11:18Hey.
11:19Hey.
11:20Hey.
11:21Hey.
11:22Hey.
11:24Hey.
11:25Hey.
11:26Hey.
11:27Hey.
11:28Hey.
11:29Hey.
11:30Hey.
11:31Who the hell are you guys?
11:32Get out of my shop.
11:33Hey, stop.
11:34Stop.
11:35Stop, brother-in-law.
11:42Hold on.
11:43Freeze.
11:44What are you doing?
11:45I will kill you.
11:47Hey, stop.
11:48Stop.
11:49Stop.
11:50Stop.
11:51Stop.
11:52Where are you going?
11:53I will kill you.
11:54My phone.