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00:00I'm looking for a flying villain, destined for greatness.
00:05Kite Man can do it.
00:06Who's Kite Man?
00:07Hey, you know me.
00:08I got a kite.
00:09I'm Ivy's ex-fiance.
00:12This is the love of my life, Golden Glider, and we co-own this establishment.
00:16Kite Man it is.
00:19Hell yeah.
00:21Time to wing it!
00:27Son, you have never accomplished anything in your life.
00:32Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get a vasectomy.
00:35Roger that.
00:38We've got to stop that cat.
00:40Need to take my powers to the next level.
00:44Still working out the kicks.
00:46Your heart is your superpower.
00:48And anyone who doesn't see that is getting their ass kicked by me.
00:53Holy shitballs, go red!
00:56You wear the suit, it doesn't wear you.
00:59Business, business, turn, yo.
01:02The big supervillains are all sitting pretty in their lairs, but this place is for the henches.
01:08The goons, the place for the rest of us.
01:11When everyone around you loves you.
01:15Where'd everyone go?
01:20May I make you a drink, Sir Darkseid?
01:22Non-alcoholic, please.
01:24Mmm, this iced tea and lemonade mixture reminds me of my favorite golfer.
01:28Arnold Pop.
01:29Lee Trevino.
01:30Yep, Trevino.
01:31A round of Lee Trevinos for everyone.

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