Kedba Bidaa - فيلم كِذْبَــة بَيْضَـاءٍ 2018 كامل بطولة طوني عيسى وجيسي عبدو
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00:00:00So, you know, kissing in public.
00:00:29No super tight or revealing clothing, no...
00:00:32Drink in front of my family.
00:00:33You know I only like to get drunk with my fiancé.
00:00:34I can't believe we're here.
00:00:35What?
00:00:36No hugging, too?
00:00:37No, that's great.
00:00:38You never complain about my screaming in private.
00:00:39Why the hell are you screaming like that?
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00:01:31This is my sister Nahla.
00:01:32Hi.
00:01:33Hello.
00:01:34Hi.
00:01:35Hi.
00:01:36And my brother.
00:01:37And people call me Obama.
00:01:38God welcome and a nice landing.
00:01:40Welcome to Egypt.
00:01:41Happy Feast.
00:01:42Oh, I love that movie.
00:01:43Yeah.
00:01:44Welcome.
00:01:45I made all the food you like.
00:01:46How is it?
00:01:47Let's go.
00:01:48Let's go.
00:01:52What do you think?
00:01:53It's...
00:01:55different.
00:01:56Your friend is upset.
00:01:57What friend?
00:01:58I'm talking to you.
00:01:59Ahmed doesn't worry about me.
00:02:00He's always standing up.
00:02:01Don't fall.
00:02:02Are you standing up or sleeping?
00:02:03Just fall.
00:02:04I'll fall.
00:02:05Thank God I know how to jump well.
00:02:06Hello.
00:02:07Welcome.
00:02:08Thank God you're safe, Ahmed.
00:02:10I missed you so much.
00:02:11I missed you.
00:02:12How are you, Abu Nagwa?
00:02:13Chrissy, this is Abu Nagwa,
00:02:15our family friend and neighbor.
00:02:17Hi, Abu.
00:02:18Nice to meet you.
00:02:19Abu...
00:02:20Abu what?
00:02:21Didn't you say his name was Abu?
00:02:23Yes, yes, but it's...
00:02:24it's a complicated name.
00:02:26Abu means father.
00:02:27So, Abu Nagwa means the father of Nagwa.
00:02:30That's how we refer to people.
00:02:31What's his actual name, though?
00:02:41What's his name?
00:02:42His name is Jack, Chris.
00:02:44Jack.
00:02:45Jack?
00:02:46Really?
00:02:47Wow.
00:02:58Is there a problem, babe?
00:02:59They want us to ride in this piece of crap.
00:03:01I'm going to go rent a car.
00:03:03It's no big deal.
00:03:05Plus, only tourists rent cars.
00:03:07I'm with a bona fide Egyptian.
00:03:08It'll be fun.
00:03:09Ah, fun.
00:03:10I hope Mrs. M.D.K. likes the car.
00:03:12And then I have a car that's air-conditioned.
00:03:27Hey, Abu Nagwa.
00:03:28The singer from under the sea.
00:03:29Did you bring the tapes from the museum or what?
00:03:31What museum?
00:03:32The tapes are gone.
00:03:34I'm doing this special job for your wedding.
00:03:37A job?
00:03:38Babe, does Jack have any Egyptian music?
00:03:40I'd love to hear some.
00:03:41Um, Uncle Thomas.
00:03:42I thought you said his name was Jack.
00:03:44It's a complicated man.
00:03:46The bride wants an Arab singer.
00:03:48Get her an Arab singer.
00:03:49Don't come in too early, Maw.
00:03:53I love this.
00:03:54We should probably get our wedding.
00:03:55Wedding?
00:03:56What is this wedding?
00:03:58Babe, is that legal?
00:04:01No, it's not.
00:04:03Is the wedding venue close to here?
00:04:05No, it's near downtown.
00:04:06This is called, uh, Masr El-Din.
00:04:08Masr El-Din.
00:04:09Can we go to the venue tomorrow morning?
00:04:11Of course.
00:04:12It's crispy, Mala.
00:04:14Crispy?
00:04:15It's not crispy.
00:04:16Mom, she wants to know where the wedding venue is.
00:04:19She wants to know where the wedding venue is.
00:04:21There's no wedding venue on the street.
00:04:25Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations.
00:04:27This wedding in Suwan
00:04:28is the one that gathers all of your friends.
00:04:30You, from our neighborhood,
00:04:32and a real man,
00:04:33and we want to surprise you
00:04:34and do the homework with you.
00:04:35What did I tell you?
00:04:36No homework, no talent.
00:04:37You make a great wedding in Suwan
00:04:38and we'll make a bazaar wedding.
00:04:39Amin, is that real meat?
00:04:40Yes, baby, it's real meat.
00:04:42Don't worry.
00:04:43If you don't want any of your friends at the wedding,
00:04:45I have a friend who knows how to cook.
00:04:46I can get it for you.
00:04:47Now that the weather is nice,
00:04:48Okka and Ortega
00:04:50will light up the wedding.
00:04:51Dude, I'll get Okka and Ortega
00:04:52and we'll have a great wedding.
00:04:53What do you say?
00:04:58Oh, that's a good way to die.
00:05:01Chrissy,
00:05:02make yourself crazy.
00:05:05Oh my God, this isn't a dream.
00:05:07Oh my God!
00:05:13What else?
00:05:14I don't know.
00:05:23Hello.
00:05:28I'm sorry, Ahmed.
00:05:29I went to America
00:05:31to get this for us.
00:05:33Why do you say that?
00:05:35Of course, if he could get more,
00:05:36he would have.
00:05:37Ahmed is not stingy.
00:05:38What do you think of Nina?
00:05:39Do you like her?
00:05:40No.
00:05:41Tell me,
00:05:42is there anything more than Egyptian girls?
00:05:43There is something that Nina loves.
00:05:44And God willing,
00:05:45she will be happy.
00:05:46She will be happy.
00:05:47She will be happy.
00:05:48She will be happy.
00:05:49She will be happy.
00:05:50She will be happy.
00:05:51God willing,
00:05:52where will she go?
00:05:53Here, with us?
00:05:55You're not married yet
00:05:56and she's not even married.
00:05:58And everyone around her
00:06:00is a coward.
00:06:02And cowards
00:06:03don't know the basics.
00:06:05Nina will stay with us
00:06:06until my parents come.
00:06:08Ahmed,
00:06:09is everything alright with your grandmother?
00:06:10She seems really upset.
00:06:12She just thinks you're pretty, babe.
00:06:14Oh,
00:06:15that's so sweet.
00:06:16It is so nice
00:06:17to finally meet you.
00:06:19Ahmed has told me
00:06:20so much about you.
00:06:21What are you saying?
00:06:23Don't you know English?
00:06:24Yes, grandma.
00:06:25Do you know English?
00:06:26Yes, she does.
00:06:28But she doesn't swear.
00:06:29She swears in general.
00:06:30Christine,
00:06:31aren't you going to eat?
00:06:32Are you angry?
00:06:34Angry?
00:06:36No, I just got scared.
00:06:37I didn't see the cane coming.
00:06:39He means hungry, ma'am.
00:06:40Oh,
00:06:41hungry.
00:06:42Yes, I'm starving.
00:06:44In the name of God,
00:06:46Hamada,
00:06:47my dear,
00:06:48I want you to eat all of this.
00:06:49I don't like the way you eat.
00:06:51It's all over the place.
00:06:53And you, Christine,
00:06:54I don't know what to do with you.
00:06:55I want you to...
00:06:57Mom,
00:06:58Mom,
00:06:59I want you to be like this.
00:07:02It smells amazing.
00:07:04Is this soup?
00:07:05It's called Maluchia.
00:07:06Kind of like spinach.
00:07:08Back in the day,
00:07:09only kings could eat it.
00:07:11Well, in that case,
00:07:12I'll definitely have some Maluchia.
00:07:14Of course, my dear.
00:07:15I love Maluchia.
00:07:16I love Maluchia, too.
00:07:18I love Maluchia, too.
00:07:23Oh, my God.
00:07:24Amal,
00:07:25what is that?
00:07:27Yes, Hamad.
00:07:28I don't know why she's dressed like that.
00:07:30It's a rabbit.
00:07:31I washed it myself
00:07:32and made it look like a fowl.
00:07:34Christine,
00:07:35don't scare the...
00:07:36This is not a cat.
00:07:37This is a rabbit.
00:07:38Rabbit.
00:07:39Mom,
00:07:40she holds the rabbit
00:07:41from her ears
00:07:42and look to the rabbit
00:07:44and hear
00:07:45and hold her breast
00:07:47and count to ten
00:07:49and catch the knife
00:07:51and kill the rabbit
00:07:52quickly
00:07:53and softly
00:07:54because it's an animal.
00:07:56And then
00:07:58remove
00:07:59her...
00:08:00The fur.
00:08:01Her hair
00:08:02and her skin
00:08:04and cook it.
00:08:06What is this?
00:08:07What?
00:08:08She doesn't want to eat the rabbit.
00:08:09Why?
00:08:10Christine, I told you.
00:08:11Vegetables.
00:08:12Vegetables eat vegetables.
00:08:13Vegetables.
00:08:14So all this food
00:08:15is not going to work at all?
00:08:16Mom, it's a vegetable.
00:08:17It's a plant.
00:08:19Are you going to get
00:08:20a rabbit from America?
00:08:25Oh!
00:08:26Is this your wedding dress?
00:08:30Beautiful, beautiful.
00:08:32We must hide it.
00:08:33You know,
00:08:34because
00:08:35Hamad cannot see it.
00:08:36It's bad luck.
00:08:37You see this here.
00:08:38Okay.
00:08:40I think also Nina
00:08:41can see it.
00:08:42We'll tell you.
00:08:43Hide it.
00:08:44Hide it.
00:08:48Take it.
00:08:49You're beautiful.
00:08:50Take it from me.
00:08:51Put it on the table.
00:08:52Okay.
00:08:53Can I help you?
00:08:54No, it's okay.
00:08:59Eat it, crispy.
00:09:00Eat it.
00:09:01Is that for me?
00:09:04Yes.
00:09:05Tell her
00:09:06because she didn't eat
00:09:07well for lunch.
00:09:08Because you didn't eat
00:09:09good on dinner
00:09:11she made you
00:09:12this grass.
00:09:13Helps.
00:09:15That is so kind.
00:09:17Thank you, Hana.
00:09:20I'm so hungry.
00:09:25See, crispy.
00:09:33You like it?
00:09:34It's so good.
00:09:35Want some?
00:09:36No, babe.
00:09:37Thank you.
00:09:40I'm sorry, Hamad.
00:09:41I'm sorry.
00:09:42I'll take you to the hotel.
00:09:43I'm still at the company.
00:09:44I know you're a liar.
00:09:45Where are you and who are you with?
00:09:46I swear,
00:09:47there's something
00:09:48you're hiding from me.
00:09:49There was someone with a banana.
00:09:50What?
00:09:51Okay, don't make me
00:09:52wait till morning
00:09:53because I want you
00:09:54to spend it forever.
00:09:55I'll have it
00:09:56exactly at 9 a.m.
00:09:57Thank God.
00:09:58Goodbye.
00:10:01Hey, crunchy.
00:10:02Can't sleep?
00:10:03I'm too excited
00:10:04to see the wedding venue
00:10:05tomorrow.
00:10:06Your mom is so cute,
00:10:07by the way.
00:10:08She keeps feeding me.
00:10:09You look really cute
00:10:10with a big Egyptian butt.
00:10:23Happy?
00:10:25Get in.
00:10:26Okay.
00:10:39No!
00:10:41No!
00:10:42No!
00:10:43Let go!
00:10:45I'll die it you!
00:10:46No!
00:10:47No!
00:10:48Let me go!
00:10:49No!
00:10:50Let go!
00:10:51No!
00:10:52No!
00:10:53Please, I'm begging you!
00:10:54Let go of my daughter!
00:10:55Let go!
00:10:56I'm a woman!
00:10:57Let go, please!
00:10:58No!
00:10:59No!
00:11:00Let me go!
00:11:01Let me go!
00:11:02No!
00:11:03I'm a woman!
00:11:04Let go of my daughter!
00:11:05I'm a woman!
00:11:06No!
00:11:07I'm a woman!
00:11:08You're the only one between us, Maggie!
00:11:17And then, guys, on top of all the basic work we do,
00:11:19there's something very important we need to focus on.
00:11:21Marketing.
00:11:23Marketing is very important to us.
00:11:25People need to listen to our work
00:11:27and understand exactly what we're doing.
00:11:29Does anyone have any questions?
00:11:31Some people are asking questions.
00:11:33Go ahead.
00:11:34Natalie.
00:11:36Natalie.
00:11:37I mean, the project is great.
00:11:39It's amazing. It's very nice.
00:11:41But it really came from America.
00:11:43Are you going to buy people's garbage?
00:11:45Do you know how much garbage Egypt removes every day?
00:11:47No.
00:11:4917,000 tons a day.
00:11:51How many days does a year have?
00:11:55365.
00:11:57That's 6 million tons of garbage every year.
00:12:00The unemployment rate in Egypt is 13%.
00:12:03There's garbage and there's business.
00:12:05All we need is factories
00:12:07and a system to deal with all these problems.
00:12:09That's what we want to do in Ukraine.
00:12:11Let's go, Ukraine.
00:12:13Let's go, guys.
00:12:22Mr. Ahmed,
00:12:24I want to thank you and Mr. Hussein for this great opportunity.
00:12:27I'm very happy to work with you.
00:12:31I'm ready to do anything you want.
00:12:33Anything.
00:12:35Really.
00:12:36For the company to succeed.
00:12:40Thank you, Natalie.
00:12:41You're welcome.
00:12:44Bye.
00:12:45Bye.
00:12:48This is the joke you gave us yesterday.
00:12:50What do you think?
00:12:51We want people to accept the project,
00:12:53not see it as a joke.
00:12:54When people accept the project,
00:12:55they see it as a joke,
00:12:56and everything becomes like art.
00:12:57What's wrong with you now?
00:13:00What's this?
00:13:02Christy said it three times.
00:13:04We have to do this now.
00:13:05Why didn't you tell her, Ahmed?
00:13:07You're making a fool of yourself.
00:13:08Hussein, it was someone else.
00:13:10I'm a religious man, and I have a dry brain.
00:13:12And this joke was a joke to her.
00:13:14God help us.
00:13:15I think she's in trouble.
00:13:16I hope Hajj Mahrous is okay.
00:13:18I hope not.
00:13:19Hello.
00:13:20Hello.
00:13:21Hello.
00:13:22Thank God you're okay.
00:13:23You scared me.
00:13:24You too.
00:13:25Let's sit down, man.
00:13:26How are you, Hussein?
00:13:27How are you, Hajj Mahrous?
00:13:28Welcome to the office, Hajj.
00:13:29I'm glad you came,
00:13:30so you can take care of Hussein.
00:13:31What did he do to you?
00:13:33My grandfather taught me everything.
00:13:34I don't care about your brains,
00:13:35or your morals,
00:13:36or your morals.
00:13:37I don't care, man.
00:13:38I'm sorry, Hajj Mahrous.
00:13:39You're not my partner.
00:13:40You have to know everyone.
00:13:41I'm only Ahmed's partner.
00:13:43I want you to know them well, Ahmed.
00:13:46When I first met you in the US,
00:13:48I never thought I'd meet you in this project.
00:13:51Yes, thank God,
00:13:52I earn like the art of moving cars.
00:13:54And I didn't need to put all this money on you.
00:13:57That's why
00:13:58I want you to keep this trust.
00:14:00You and Mr. Hussein.
00:14:02Don't worry, Hajj.
00:14:03I'm sure this company will succeed more than me.
00:14:05Don't forget,
00:14:06I sold the company to the president in the US
00:14:08to make room for the company here.
00:14:10God willing.
00:14:18Salah!
00:14:19Salah, come here!
00:14:21Come here and look at me!
00:14:23No!
00:14:24Come here!
00:14:25I want some henna.
00:14:26Henna is very beautiful.
00:14:28But the type is Kuwaiti.
00:14:29Come here!
00:14:30You're going to die, Damir.
00:14:31Okay, I'm done.
00:14:32What's he selling?
00:14:34Spices?
00:14:35Um, henna.
00:14:37Um, henna.
00:14:38Henna, henna.
00:14:39I want a lot of henna,
00:14:40but I can't find it.
00:14:41Don't you have henna in the US?
00:14:44Oh, henna!
00:14:45Yes.
00:14:46I had a few head tattoos
00:14:47before I got my real one.
00:14:49Okay.
00:14:50Come here!
00:14:51Don't go!
00:14:52Don't hide in front of people.
00:14:54I'm sorry.
00:15:24What are you doing?
00:15:25You're crazy.
00:15:26What are you doing?
00:15:27This is like the moon.
00:15:28It's beautiful.
00:15:29It's beautiful.
00:15:30It's beautiful.
00:15:31It's beautiful.
00:15:32It's beautiful.
00:15:33It's beautiful.
00:15:34It's beautiful.
00:15:35It's beautiful.
00:15:36It's beautiful.
00:15:37It's beautiful.
00:15:38It's beautiful.
00:15:39It's beautiful.
00:15:40It's beautiful.
00:15:41It's beautiful.
00:15:42It's beautiful.
00:15:43It's beautiful.
00:15:44It's beautiful.
00:15:45It's beautiful.
00:15:46It's beautiful.
00:15:47It's beautiful.
00:15:48It's beautiful.
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00:15:50It's beautiful.
00:15:51It's beautiful.
00:15:52It's beautiful.
00:15:53You know, Kristy's family doesn't know anything about Egypt.
00:15:55What do you mean?
00:15:56Why are you getting mad at me?
00:15:57Oh my Gosh.
00:15:58Where were you, Samak, when we were fishermen?
00:16:03Sidi, Ahmed is afraid
00:16:05because Mom made Kristy's voice a little out of tune?
00:16:07What's her problem?
00:16:08Is this a safe country or what?
00:16:10What's she afraid of?
00:16:11She lives in New York.
00:16:12All their life is about action movies, explosions,
00:16:14slow motion,
00:16:15and they fight alien beings from Mars.
00:16:17And they have to come up with Batman
00:16:19and Spider-Man
00:16:20and they look at each other in the ass.
00:16:21What is she afraid of?
00:16:22You know, one of my friends told me that her brother was shot while he was walking in the street.
00:16:29No, I heard that someone was walking in the opposite direction of the car and the government shot him.
00:16:33Guys, Christy doesn't know that we are living in Egypt.
00:16:35What the fuck?
00:16:36Peace be upon you.
00:16:43What's this? Why are you so happy?
00:16:45Is everything okay?
00:16:46You still don't take her to the market?
00:16:48No, I just found her sitting at home.
00:16:50I told her to take her to the market with me for a while.
00:16:52Nothing happened.
00:16:59Are they crazy or what?
00:17:19It's not the first thing I would have wanted you to see, okay?
00:17:22I want you to like it here, Chris.
00:17:24I loved it.
00:17:26You did?
00:17:27Yes, it was amazing.
00:17:29Well, good then.
00:17:30Hey, I should be the one that's upset.
00:17:32We were supposed to go to the venue today.
00:17:34Where were you?
00:17:35Well, I woke up early and...
00:17:39Dave, where were you?
00:17:42I woke up early and you were still sleeping. I didn't want to bother you.
00:17:45So, I went out to finish some paperwork for our marriage license.
00:17:50Amin, don't do that again. Don't leave the house without telling me.
00:17:53Are you making fun of me?
00:17:55A little.
00:17:56Very funny, Ms. Hasele.
00:17:58Seriously, can we go to the venue tomorrow?
00:18:00I just want to make sure that everything is perfect.
00:18:02Your parents are coming tomorrow.
00:18:04Oh, God, don't remind me.
00:18:07How are we going to deal with my dad in Egypt?
00:18:16Don't you know anything about the Sharia law?
00:18:18I'm telling you that you don't know that we're going to live in Egypt.
00:18:21So, you don't know at all?
00:18:23You'll know when I tell you.
00:18:24When are you going to tell me?
00:18:25Next week.
00:18:26What's wrong with you?
00:18:27I'll find the right time.
00:18:28The most important thing is that you don't know.
00:18:30Oh, here they are.
00:18:32Where's your dad?
00:18:34Hi.
00:18:35Hi, sweetheart.
00:18:37Hi, sweetheart.
00:18:39Oh, hi.
00:18:41Hello.
00:18:42How are you, sweetheart?
00:18:43What happened?
00:18:44Where's dad?
00:18:45Oh, there was a little misunderstanding.
00:18:47What happened?
00:18:50Well, you know he's an idiot.
00:18:51Mom, just tell her.
00:18:54The officers wanted to check through our bags and your father was tired from the flight.
00:18:58What did he say?
00:19:04He said, for Christ's sake, hurry up, camel boy.
00:19:08Whoa.
00:19:10That's what we're dealing with.
00:19:13Okay, welcome to Egypt, guys.
00:19:15You couldn't have looked twice before you closed the trunk?
00:19:17He said he was sorry, Steve.
00:19:19It's just a jacket.
00:19:20I'm really, really sorry, Steve.
00:19:24So, how was the trip, Diane?
00:19:25Oh, well, it was a big one.
00:19:27We flew from Houston to Paris and then Paris to Cairo.
00:19:32But we've always wanted to come to Egypt.
00:19:34We're going to Luxor after the wedding.
00:19:36It's so exciting, isn't it, Steve?
00:19:38When people are talking about Egypt, they say it's women and men where I make up.
00:19:42Is that right, old man?
00:19:44Going soft on me, boy?
00:19:45Dad.
00:19:48You know, I'm just happy you picked us up in a car.
00:19:51I was actually thinking of something a bit more old-fashioned, you know, like a little camel.
00:19:57Don't worry, you'll ride a camel when you get to the pyramids.
00:19:59Yes, the pyramids.
00:20:00I really, really, really, really want to go see the pyramids.
00:20:02First thing on the list.
00:20:04I've seen the pyramids.
00:20:05What?
00:20:06When?
00:20:07Ten times at Luxor in Vegas.
00:20:12Except one in my ass.
00:20:14Ow!
00:20:15Okay, Ahmed, so what's second on the list?
00:20:16Because I want to party habibi-bibi style.
00:20:18Okay?
00:20:20Woo-hoo!
00:20:21Egypt!
00:20:25Oh, Rocco.
00:20:30Steve, look.
00:20:31It's gorgeous.
00:20:33Hey, don't open those doors.
00:20:34I don't want the mosquitoes and cockroaches invading our room.
00:20:36Oh, don't be ridiculous.
00:20:38This is a five-star hotel.
00:20:39Yeah, it's a five-star hotel in Egypt.
00:20:42Listen, you said you'd be happy for Christmas.
00:20:45This is your daughter's wedding.
00:20:47Would you try to be nice for a change?
00:20:52Why don't you go take a shower and get ready for dinner?
00:20:55What's the point?
00:20:57I keep sweating bolts as soon as I go outside.
00:21:05Okay, so tell me everything.
00:21:08What's his family like?
00:21:09His mom wears that head thingy, right?
00:21:10Are they very religious?
00:21:11Not really.
00:21:13His mom is adorable.
00:21:15Mm-hmm.
00:21:16Cheers to that.
00:21:17Cheers.
00:21:19We just have to follow certain rules.
00:21:22His mom set rules for you?
00:21:24No, here in Egypt, I can't hug or kiss Ahmed,
00:21:29and I can't hold his hand in public.
00:21:31That's hot, Chris.
00:21:33I mean, it's like you two are having an affair,
00:21:34and you have to hide it.
00:21:36Yeah.
00:21:37I didn't like it at first, but it's growing on me.
00:21:39It makes me miss him more.
00:21:41It makes those moments alone more special, you know?
00:21:44I'm so jealous.
00:21:45Okay, I need me an Egyptian prince.
00:21:46Does Ahmed have any cute cousins?
00:21:48Oh, God.
00:21:49What?
00:21:50Cairo's supposed to be like the Arabian Paris.
00:21:52Now that I've been to Paris,
00:21:53I don't even care for the French boys.
00:21:54I actually prefer the Arabic accent, you know?
00:21:57Hi, baby.
00:22:00Okay, I'll see what I can do.
00:22:03Thank you.
00:22:07Oh, honey, should we wait for Ahmed?
00:22:09Camelboy said 8, it's 8.15.
00:22:11I'm just going to order some wine.
00:22:12I'll have a bottle of Kendall Jackson Cabernet.
00:22:15Really, Dad?
00:22:16You flew 5,000 miles to drink a bottle of wine
00:22:18and get Applebee's?
00:22:19What can I say?
00:22:20I'd like to know what I'm getting into.
00:22:22Do you?
00:22:24Oh, look who it is.
00:22:28I'm so sorry, guys.
00:22:29Traffic was awful.
00:22:31Hi, honey.
00:22:32Hi, baby.
00:22:34Honey, this is my mom and dad.
00:22:41Hang on, girls.
00:22:42That isn't even legal in this country, is it?
00:22:46It's so nice to meet you.
00:22:47Thank you so much for taking care of our girl.
00:22:57Guys, this is my mom, Hannah.
00:22:59This is my sister, Nala.
00:23:00My brother, Omar.
00:23:01And my tape, uh...
00:23:02Nina.
00:23:03Nina.
00:23:08Hi.
00:23:15It's so good to finally meet you guys.
00:23:17Hi.
00:23:29How do you like the hotel, Steve?
00:23:30Well, it was all right until one of Diane's rings was stolen.
00:23:33Is that sort of a welcome to Egypt thing?
00:23:35Are you serious?
00:23:36I'll go report it later.
00:23:38No, no.
00:23:40No, honey, he's kidding.
00:23:41I'm sorry.
00:23:42He's been practicing that joke all morning.
00:23:44The hotelists love him.
00:23:46Anyway, Nala, I love your hair.
00:23:48You should always wear it like that.
00:23:50And I love your necklace.
00:23:52Thanks.
00:23:53This necklace is a gift from your sister.
00:23:56Wow, it's so gorgeous.
00:24:00Will you get me one, Chris?
00:24:05I love the music.
00:24:07Thanks.
00:24:13Oh, look at that.
00:24:14Oh, honey, aren't you going to ask me to dance?
00:24:16I'm going to get some wine in me first.
00:24:19Hi.
00:24:24I'm going to miss you, pals.
00:24:26I already told my dad I'm staying with you guys.
00:24:29What?
00:24:30You'd rather stay with us than the hotel.
00:24:32Yes, please.
00:24:35I think I just fell in love with you a little bit more.
00:24:38Shut up and dance.
00:24:40When I kissed her, her cheeks were as soft as silk.
00:24:43Her cheeks were fluttering.
00:24:45She's not like us.
00:24:47What?
00:24:48She's not like us?
00:24:49Why not?
00:24:50Why?
00:24:51What?
00:24:52Oh, come on.
00:24:53When I was young, I didn't even have a head.
00:24:56Yeah, right.
00:24:58Look, honey.
00:24:59The guys here don't like the girls with the head.
00:25:02They like the girls with the neck.
00:25:04Do you want to ask me something, honey?
00:25:06Yes.
00:25:07My mother says she likes your skin,
00:25:11and she likes your smooth skin.
00:25:14You're not like her and Nina.
00:25:17Well, that's very sweet of you.
00:25:19But no, I mean I'm too old.
00:25:22But I try.
00:25:23I do have one cream that I swear by.
00:25:27Would you like to have some?
00:25:29I would love for you to have it.
00:25:31What is it?
00:25:32She wants you to give her the cream you use.
00:25:34Oh, come on.
00:25:35The foreigners believe us.
00:25:38No, honey.
00:25:39We're grateful.
00:25:40We don't want it.
00:25:41Yes, I want it.
00:25:44Yes, yes.
00:25:45We're grateful.
00:25:46I don't take these things.
00:25:48Because we go down to the herbalist to get a stone
00:25:50and mix it with honey and beeswax
00:25:52and rub, rub, rub our skin
00:25:54until the scab goes away.
00:25:56Isn't that right?
00:25:58No.
00:26:00I don't know how to translate scab.
00:26:03Um, my mother don't need your cream.
00:26:07She use stone for her skin.
00:26:09Scab.
00:26:10Waiter.
00:26:15So Omar, what do you do?
00:26:17I'm fine, thank you.
00:26:19No, I mean like what do you do for work?
00:26:21Ah, my work.
00:26:23My work, I am a teacher.
00:26:26What do you teach?
00:26:27I teach drawing.
00:26:30What, you teach drowning?
00:26:32Yes, drowning.
00:26:34Better.
00:26:35Isn't drawing a drawing?
00:26:36No, of course.
00:26:38Drawing.
00:26:39Drawing?
00:26:40Drawing.
00:26:42I teach drawing.
00:26:44I'm not understanding.
00:26:46Wait a minute.
00:26:47I teach, I teach that.
00:26:51You see Titanic?
00:26:53Leonardo, Leonardo DiCaprio.
00:26:55Drawing, drawing.
00:26:57Art, so you're an artist.
00:26:58That's cool.
00:26:59Cool?
00:27:00It's a nice thing you have, right?
00:27:02Finally, what were you fermenting the grapes back there?
00:27:04Fill her up, honey.
00:27:06Am I right, drowning teacher?
00:27:07Yes, of course.
00:27:08How did you know?
00:27:09My daughter is here.
00:27:10What does this man pour?
00:27:14Wait, what is this?
00:27:16This?
00:27:17Of course I don't know, mom.
00:27:19What is this, Omar?
00:27:21This is garconia, guys.
00:27:23You're mistaken.
00:27:24Yes, what does he pour?
00:27:27This is Karkidia, guys.
00:27:29Karkidia, I love it.
00:27:31Take this, pour me some Karkidia.
00:27:33Let my pressure settle.
00:27:35Karkidia, ma'am.
00:27:36This is wine.
00:27:37Oh my God, he's drinking wine.
00:27:39I sit at the table.
00:27:41Is there wine in it?
00:27:42Me?
00:27:43I think grandma would prefer white wine.
00:27:45You know me too.
00:27:46I like white wine much better.
00:27:48Why don't we have maybe a Chardonnay?
00:27:51I don't sit at the table.
00:27:53Is there wine in it?
00:27:54Or maybe not?
00:27:56What's wrong with you?
00:27:58I don't sit at the table.
00:27:59Is there wine in it?
00:28:00Drink it, drink it.
00:28:01You married an American.
00:28:02You forgot that wine is forbidden.
00:28:04I didn't forget.
00:28:05But there are people around us.
00:28:06It's a waste of space.
00:28:07I don't care.
00:28:08Don't, don't.
00:28:09You know, I already ruined one coat today.
00:28:11Okay, buddy?
00:28:12Do you want to pour me some?
00:28:14I'd like to drink it and not look at it.
00:28:16Steve, I'm not sure that's a great idea.
00:28:19Fuck off!
00:28:20Oh!
00:28:21What the?
00:28:22What the?
00:28:24What?
00:28:36She's a deeply religious woman, honey.
00:28:38We've got to respect that.
00:28:41You know that old lady needs a drink.
00:28:44A big fat drink to ease the stick up out of her ass.
00:28:47So, as long as I make my connection,
00:28:49I should be there the morning of the 12th.
00:28:51But that means that you want to ratchet the morning of the wedding.
00:28:54That sucks, Matt.
00:28:55Can't you get on an earlier flight?
00:28:56I'm trying.
00:28:57I'm so pissed I can't be there now.
00:28:59How's it going, though?
00:29:01I love Egypt.
00:29:02It's different than what I expected.
00:29:04The people are amazing and the city is so unique.
00:29:07There's something about it I just can't get enough of.
00:29:10I'm so happy for you, Chris.
00:29:12The families get along okay?
00:29:13Ahmed's grandmother almost killed my dad over wine tonight at dinner.
00:29:17Oh my God.
00:29:18I just wish you were here.
00:29:20Me too.
00:29:21I'm doing my best.
00:29:22I promise.
00:29:23I'm on like every single waiting list for flights out of New York.
00:29:26Keep me posted, will you?
00:29:30Sorry, no boys allowed in here.
00:29:32I'm not a boy.
00:29:33I'm a grown man.
00:29:36Okay, I love you, Matt.
00:29:37Bye.
00:29:38Bye.
00:29:42You okay?
00:29:43Sorry about Nina.
00:29:44I should have warned Steve.
00:29:46No, I totally understand.
00:29:48I forgot to mention some of your traditions.
00:29:50It can be difficult.
00:29:54Can I talk to you about something?
00:29:56What's up?
00:29:57This is not about the kosher, is it?
00:29:59No, it's something else.
00:30:00Oh my God.
00:30:02Oh my God.
00:30:03What happened?
00:30:04No way.
00:30:05It's Rodney, the owner of the place we want.
00:30:07The yoga studio wants to discuss our price.
00:30:09Oh, wow.
00:30:10That's great, babe.
00:30:11Congratulations.
00:30:12Well, it's way above our budget, but the place is amazing.
00:30:16Well, if you can't afford it, then why bother with meeting the guy?
00:30:19Because Rodney's a great negotiator.
00:30:21I can't believe this is happening.
00:30:22We have been waiting for this for weeks.
00:30:26Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:30:28What did you want to talk about?
00:30:31Oh, um, nothing.
00:30:33Um, dinner.
00:30:35A bunch of my friends want to get together for dinner tomorrow.
00:30:37You interested?
00:30:38Yeah.
00:30:39Look at them to tell me all your embarrassing stories.
00:30:41Hear how naughty you've been.
00:30:46And to tell me away.
00:30:52Now I really miss New York.
00:30:53Sorry.
00:30:59Oh my God.
00:31:00It's just beautiful.
00:31:02You're getting married in a palace.
00:31:04No.
00:31:05Where's the aisle?
00:31:06Where do I walk you down the aisle?
00:31:07Okay, so right through there.
00:31:08We're going to walk down those stairs.
00:31:10This is going to be really hard.
00:31:12Standby.
00:31:14Okay, so, um, this is going to be the buffet area.
00:31:17We're doing stations just like Christy said.
00:31:19There's going to be tons of stations.
00:31:21We're going to have a sushi station and a salad bar and a pasta station.
00:31:25Don't worry.
00:31:26I asked for a steak station for all the meat lovers.
00:31:28Why don't we have a little Steve turf and surf station
00:31:30so I can chow down on sushi and steak
00:31:32while you guys can dance to gunshots and bombs.
00:31:35You get it? Because they're A-Rabs.
00:31:36Dad, just, just no.
00:31:38Jo.
00:32:04Sushi, um, it's very good.
00:32:06It's fish, you know.
00:32:08It's quite delicious.
00:32:16What's wrong with your mom? She doesn't like it?
00:32:18She just wants our traditional wedding dishes.
00:32:20We usually have chicken, lamb, pigeons.
00:32:22Pigeons?
00:32:23I understood from my daughter when she agreed to get married in Egypt
00:32:26that she could have the wedding she wanted.
00:32:28Yeah, Steve, but food is a big part of our culture.
00:32:30And most of the guests that are coming are from my side.
00:32:32And they don't eat sushi or Caesar salad.
00:32:34Besides, I think it's fair that we hear everyone's suggestions.
00:32:37Yeah, well, I think it's fair that I have my perfect wedding for me.
00:32:40Oh, excuse me, am I getting married, too?
00:32:43I mean, are you going to be at this wedding by yourself?
00:32:47I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.
00:32:49Why don't we have an Egyptian station as well?
00:32:52Yes.
00:32:53Yes?
00:32:54Okay.
00:32:55Would that be good?
00:32:56Okay.
00:32:57Okay.
00:33:05Yes.
00:33:09What's a kosher? Is it a camel?
00:33:11There are no camels, Steve.
00:33:12No, a kosher is a special chair where the bride and groom sit together.
00:33:15Sounds nice, Chris. You don't want one?
00:33:17I don't like the idea of sitting on a throne while everyone stares at me.
00:33:20Oh, come on.
00:33:22Be a princess for one night.
00:33:24Come on, sit on a throne.
00:33:26It's not a throne, guys. It's a tradition.
00:33:28Okay, we never have weddings without it.
00:33:30We don't have weddings without alcohol.
00:33:32Your family can bring their alcohol if they want.
00:33:34Yeah, what about your grandma?
00:33:35I'll deal with her.
00:33:36The kosher is really important for my mom.
00:33:46It's okay. It's going to be okay.
00:33:49It's fine.
00:33:50We'll have a kosher.
00:33:51Okay.
00:33:52Kosher.
00:33:53Kosher, okay.
00:33:54Okay.
00:33:55Fish, okay.
00:33:56Okay, so now for the zaffa, we have to have...
00:33:57No freaking way.
00:33:58I'm sorry, but I do not want a zaffa.
00:33:59What's a zaffa?
00:34:00It's a traditional wedding possession where the bride and groom walk.
00:34:03On camels?
00:34:04No camels.
00:34:05Christy, why no zaffa?
00:34:07Zaffa is very nice.
00:34:09In the beginning, the music guys will make a melody in your ear like...
00:34:15Then the people throw salt on you.
00:34:17Salt? Okay, that's not normal.
00:34:20Why, Ahmed, do you want me to run away from you?
00:34:22I've been waiting for this day all my life.
00:34:24I want to walk in the zaffa and show you something, Ahmed.
00:34:49Those are the basics, Chris.
00:34:50And these things really mean that much to you, Ahmed?
00:34:52They are.
00:34:53It's my culture.
00:34:56Well, I want a rehearsal dinner.
00:34:58Give me that and we can do a zaffa.
00:34:59Deal.
00:35:00But my dad can still walk me in the zaffa, right?
00:35:03That's right.
00:35:04I came all the way here and you're not going to let me walk my daughter down the aisle.
00:35:06You want to bring her in on a camel.
00:35:08There are no camels.
00:35:20Come on.
00:35:24This is bullshit.
00:35:25How do you stop this thing, Ahmed?
00:35:27I'm no camel jockey.
00:35:29Honey, stop complaining.
00:35:31You wanted to ride.
00:35:32Don't be a baby.
00:35:33I'm not a baby.
00:35:34The kid's even laughing at me.
00:35:36Steve, listen.
00:35:38Make a balance.
00:35:40And whatever happens, don't look down.
00:35:42If the camel feels you're scared, it will eat you up.
00:35:49Omar?
00:36:13You know some people say that the pyramids were built by aliens?
00:36:16Yes, yes, that's true.
00:36:18Aliens?
00:36:20No, no.
00:36:21The pyramids were built by my grandfather.
00:36:24Really?
00:36:25Yes.
00:36:26Well, who's your grandfather?
00:36:28Zombie.
00:36:31Well, I'd love to meet him one day, honey.
00:36:33You really think the Egyptians built these things all by themselves?
00:36:37Of course they did.
00:36:39They also invented the first clock, built the first ship known to man,
00:36:43performed the first brain surgery.
00:36:47Oh, yeah?
00:36:48Yes, yes, yes.
00:37:16We used to clump over the school bunks and go to the movies
00:37:21or just walk around the city.
00:37:24I can't imagine you being a bad student.
00:37:27No, Christy, I can't.
00:37:29I've always been mistaken.
00:37:31Oh, really?
00:37:33Christy, I can't speak English, but I will try, okay?
00:37:37Okay.
00:37:38He was the worst.
00:37:40He would make us leave the school.
00:37:43You are mean.
00:37:44I'm not mean.
00:37:45They're mean.
00:37:46They're the ones who wanted me to fail like them.
00:37:48I don't know at all.
00:38:13You're sick, right?
00:38:15I'm the only one who's sick.
00:38:17You said you'd bring Natalie with you.
00:38:19Natalie from work?
00:38:21Yes, Natalie from work.
00:38:22You're Shakir, right?
00:38:24There's a place here.
00:38:26Shakir told me you are a yoga trainer.
00:38:28It's true you can lose weight from yoga?
00:38:30Absolutely.
00:38:31There are many different forms of yoga.
00:38:33Some can even cure diseases.
00:38:35Tell me about the weight loss one.
00:38:37I need to lose two kilos.
00:38:39Just two kilos.
00:38:41You should bring her to New York and I could train you at my studio.
00:38:44I'm opening my own studio, Yoga Me.
00:38:49She's still looking for a place, guys.
00:38:51No, we found a place.
00:38:52Rodney's going to make sure we get it.
00:38:54Who's Rodney?
00:38:55Rodney is my partner in the studio.
00:38:57And he's one of my very best friends.
00:38:59Babe, why do I feel like you're not excited about this?
00:39:02No, I am.
00:39:04I just don't want you to get your hopes up.
00:39:06And then maybe we'll go to New York.
00:39:08I think Ahmed is jealous of Rodney.
00:39:11No.
00:39:12Why not?
00:39:13Rodney is a man, right?
00:39:15Of course Ahmed will be jealous.
00:39:17Sweetie, Rodney's gay.
00:39:19No.
00:39:20And he's been in a relationship for a very long time.
00:39:23And they're the cutest couple in the world.
00:39:25And I think they're even going to get married.
00:39:27Which I really hope that they do because they're perfect for each other.
00:39:29Look how cute they are.
00:39:31But I don't want you to get your hopes up.
00:39:33And then maybe we'll go to New York.
00:39:35No.
00:39:36Look how cute they are.
00:39:40Here, eat something.
00:39:45Oh, really?
00:39:46Egyptians never talk about sex?
00:39:48Not when men and women are together, no.
00:39:50What's the big deal?
00:39:51It's just sex.
00:39:52It's just the culture, Chris.
00:39:54You know, I read an article that Arab men google the word sex more than any other word.
00:39:58I would believe that.
00:39:59We are hypocrites.
00:40:00You know, the first thing Arab men do when they travel abroad is to go get girls.
00:40:05The second thing happens when they come back is the friends ask how many girls you slept with.
00:40:09And what happens to all the culture?
00:40:11Oh, we leave that at home.
00:40:12Okay.
00:40:36What's going on with you, Ahmed?
00:40:37What are you doing here?
00:40:39What's going on, guys?
00:40:41Nothing, Hajji.
00:40:42Hussein just agreed to meet for a few weeks.
00:40:45Okay, Ahmed.
00:40:46As you see.
00:40:47But I have something to tell you.
00:40:49What is it, Hajji?
00:40:50A friend of mine has a plastic factory and he wants to come and talk to us.
00:40:57That's great, Hajji.
00:40:58But once this is over, I'll come with you.
00:41:00Son, I wish you all the best, Ahmed.
00:41:03Okay, I'll take my leave now because I have an important meeting.
00:41:06Peace be upon you.
00:41:07Peace be upon you, Hajji.
00:41:08Peace be upon you.
00:41:12Oh, look, honey.
00:41:15Can you speak English, French, Spanish, Dutch?
00:41:18Good night, good morning.
00:41:19All right, all right.
00:41:20We're Americans.
00:41:21America, oh, it's very nice.
00:41:24I love America.
00:41:25It is a very apple, apple.
00:41:27It is a very good sex from you, madame.
00:41:30Oh, this one is pretty, isn't it, Steve?
00:41:33This is antique from Veras, Tutankhamun.
00:41:36Veras, come on, you have better than this.
00:41:38Yes, but I like this one.
00:41:40How much is it?
00:41:41It is not expensive.
00:41:42$500, a special price for you.
00:41:45Oh.
00:41:46No, that's too much, come on.
00:41:48I tell you what, I'll pay you $200.
00:41:51No problem.
00:41:53It is $350, a special price for you.
00:41:58Not $200.
00:41:59Excuse me, it's about $100.
00:42:02What?
00:42:03Are you kidding me?
00:42:04You know what, let's go, we're not buying this.
00:42:06But it's so pretty, it's only $100.
00:42:08Yeah, but this guy is a thief and I'm not paying for it.
00:42:10Come on, let's go.
00:42:11$10.
00:42:12I'm sorry.
00:42:13$7.
00:42:14I'm sorry.
00:42:15$2.
00:42:16$1.
00:42:17You love big apple, don't you, pal?
00:42:18Okay, okay, okay.
00:42:21I want to see, show me.
00:42:24Where are we?
00:42:27What is this place?
00:42:29You like it?
00:42:31I mean, it's gorgeous.
00:42:36Why did you bring me here?
00:42:38Are you that horny that we needed to sneak into an abandoned apartment to be alone?
00:42:43It's our apartment, silly.
00:42:45I bought it for us.
00:42:47Why would you buy us an apartment here?
00:42:51I don't know.
00:42:52I thought maybe we can just stay here.
00:42:55Meet you.
00:42:57What do you mean, stay?
00:42:59We were having the wedding here and then we're going to Chardonnay for our honeymoon.
00:43:03You said you love it here, so why go back to the States?
00:43:06We can just stay here.
00:43:07What the hell are you saying?
00:43:09You mean leave New York and live here?
00:43:11Yeah, we could...
00:43:12Amit, tell me you're joking.
00:43:15You're joking, right?
00:43:17Tell me you're joking.
00:43:18You're joking, right?
00:43:20Yeah, of course.
00:43:22I mean, I just...
00:43:23Of course.
00:43:24I'm going on vacation for a couple of months, you know?
00:43:27God, I thought you meant really move to Egypt.
00:43:30No, Egypt.
00:43:31I can't live here.
00:43:32I don't know about you.
00:43:33Not for us.
00:43:35I guess if you want, we can spend more time here.
00:43:38But can you be away from your company that long?
00:43:41What company?
00:43:43Your limo service.
00:43:44Have you forgotten that you own a company in New York?
00:43:46No, it's fine.
00:43:47I can manage.
00:43:51Actually, I can't.
00:43:54We're opening the studio and Rodney can't do everything alone.
00:43:58I've been wanting to tell you,
00:44:00but you always seem so upset every time I bring up the studio.
00:44:04The guy took our price.
00:44:06We got it.
00:44:07Baby, it's happening.
00:44:09It's really happening.
00:44:10We got it.
00:44:12You're happy, sweetie.
00:44:13Thank you.
00:44:14Congratulations.
00:44:16I'm so excited.
00:44:19Isn't that Nava?
00:44:21It is!
00:44:22Nava!
00:44:23Is that her boyfriend?
00:44:25They're so cute.
00:44:27I love this area.
00:44:29We should take a walk along the Nile, babe.
00:44:32Okay?
00:44:45You didn't reject him?
00:44:46I did, but he doesn't want to go with me.
00:44:50Ma'am!
00:44:51I'm free!
00:45:15You need to calm down.
00:45:16Nahal is clearly upset, okay?
00:45:17You think this is really the place to do this?
00:45:19Come on, Nahal.
00:45:20I'll take you home.
00:45:21You can take me back to my parents' hotel.
00:45:30It's called halabessa.
00:45:31It's one of our traditional vegetarian dishes.
00:45:37It's beautiful, isn't it?
00:45:40I ask you to take me to my parents' hotel
00:45:42and you drive me up a hill to eat chickpeas?
00:45:45What?
00:45:46I can't spend some alone time with my fiancée?
00:45:48Ahmed...
00:45:50What?
00:45:51Can you please explain to me how Nahal can't date,
00:45:54yet you dated me for two years?
00:45:56That's just how things work here, okay?
00:45:58And unfortunately, I have to be that person.
00:46:01You're a hypocrite.
00:46:02I know.
00:46:03Nahal is in love with a student who needs time to finish school,
00:46:07but you're not going to let her wait for him
00:46:09or date him until the time is right.
00:46:11Chris, this is not America, okay?
00:46:14Women don't just date men who are not marriage material.
00:46:17I let her date, and then what would people think?
00:46:19Who cares what people think?
00:46:22You know, a lot of people thought us getting married was a mistake.
00:46:25They're not getting married, okay?
00:46:27He's going to be her boyfriend.
00:46:28Not her fiancée, not her husband.
00:46:30Her boyfriend.
00:46:31This might ruin her reputation completely.
00:46:33Babe, isn't it better that she gets to know him before getting married?
00:46:36And if they break up, then it wasn't meant to be,
00:46:38but then at least she didn't actually marry him.
00:46:41Come on, you're better than this.
00:46:43Smarter.
00:46:45Promise me that you'll rethink this.
00:46:47I promise.
00:46:49Are you okay?
00:46:51You've been acting weird.
00:46:53I know. I'm sorry.
00:46:55I just want everything to be perfect.
00:46:57It is.
00:46:59Just relax.
00:47:01Please.
00:47:03Okay.
00:47:05What if people see?
00:47:06What will they think?
00:47:07Shut up.
00:47:09Dumb.
00:47:11You're dumb.
00:47:33Do you know I have no idea what you're saying?
00:47:35Please just stop talking.
00:47:43Now I'm going to put you on all fours and do the cat-cow.
00:47:46Cat-cow?
00:47:47Yeah, cat-cow.
00:47:49The cat and the cow.
00:47:50So see this?
00:47:54Moo.
00:47:56Cow.
00:47:58And lift the hips and head down.
00:48:02Now we're going to do the cat-cow.
00:48:05I've never loved my husband as much as I love my husband.
00:48:13Why are you so surprised?
00:48:15I love my husband.
00:48:16Why don't you love him?
00:48:17I love him.
00:48:18Why don't you love him?
00:48:20You're not me, honey.
00:48:22I am.
00:48:23You're not me.
00:48:24I am.
00:48:25I am.
00:48:26I am.
00:48:32Wake up morning, I
00:48:35I wonder how you sleep in daytime
00:48:41Wake up morning, I
00:48:44Hi, what?
00:48:45Wake up morning, I
00:48:47I wonder how you sleep in daytime
00:48:50Ashley!
00:48:52What's happening?
00:48:53Please save me from your grandma, because I just can't right now.
00:48:55No.
00:48:56No, Ella, with you, I am, um, I am from Rome alone.
00:48:58Relax, I'm not going to rape you.
00:48:59Yes.
00:49:00But I love you.
00:49:03What's that smell?
00:49:04This is my perfume.
00:49:06Yeah, right.
00:49:07It's hash, isn't it?
00:49:08You have to let me in, honey.
00:49:09No, no, Ashley.
00:49:10There is no hash for you.
00:49:11I will scream, Omar is smoking crack,
00:49:13if you don't let me in.
00:49:14Okay, okay.
00:49:16Come on, come on.
00:49:22Sit here.
00:49:23Sit, sit.
00:49:24Okay.
00:49:25Good boy.
00:49:30Come here, come here, come here.
00:49:43Is this good shit, Omar?
00:49:45Sure.
00:49:46This is Lebanon hash.
00:49:49This kind is called Koma.
00:49:55I can't imagine.
00:49:57Do you smoke?
00:49:58Do I smoke?
00:49:59Yeah, I smoke.
00:50:02You smoke?
00:50:03Yes, honey.
00:50:04I smoke.
00:50:07Are you a virgin?
00:50:10No.
00:50:11Why are you?
00:50:12Yes.
00:50:13Me? No, no.
00:50:15I don't know.
00:50:17Well, do you have a girlfriend?
00:50:18Girlfriend?
00:50:19Yes, I have three.
00:50:24You're a busy boy then.
00:50:30So, do you have any books in English?
00:50:35No.
00:50:36English book, no.
00:50:37I have Italian books, and German books,
00:50:40and Spanish books.
00:50:43Oh my God, Omar, this is beautiful.
00:50:47This is beautiful?
00:50:50This is full of shit.
00:50:52I have more good.
00:50:53Can you show me?
00:50:55Sorry, not here.
00:50:56Only here.
00:50:57Sorry, not here.
00:50:58On the roof.
00:51:01Omar, I can't believe you drew all of these.
00:51:03Yes, me.
00:51:04That's normal, whatever.
00:51:06Honey, these are definitely not normal.
00:51:08You can't just keep them laying around like this.
00:51:22This one.
00:51:27This one.
00:51:36See?
00:51:37Much better.
00:51:39Yes.
00:51:41Omar, they're beautiful.
00:51:44Because those are the real Egyptian people.
00:51:48Come, come.
00:51:50I want to show you something.
00:51:54Look.
00:51:55Those people, you can see them on the street.
00:51:58Look at the old man.
00:52:01What he did.
00:52:03Don't look, don't look.
00:52:05You know, my mom adores art.
00:52:08She's always dragging me to art galleries and stuff.
00:52:11But it's not really my thing.
00:52:12I write.
00:52:14So what?
00:52:15I write and read and drowning.
00:52:18You write what?
00:52:20I have a blog, and sometimes I write for some magazines.
00:52:23I write about anything.
00:52:24You know, politics, love, life, sex.
00:52:29Oh.
00:52:30Sorry, Asha.
00:52:31I thought that you are a stupid girl.
00:52:34What?
00:52:35No, I mean a silly girl and listening to Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber.
00:52:42No, honey.
00:52:43Yes.
00:52:44You are a journalist?
00:52:46Yeah.
00:52:47I guess so.
00:52:49So where do you sell these?
00:52:51No, no.
00:52:52These photos are not good for sales.
00:52:56Yeah, they are, Omar.
00:52:57This is better than half the shit I see at shows.
00:52:59Trust me, honey.
00:53:00These are legit.
00:53:01What?
00:53:03Legit.
00:53:04Like the real thing.
00:53:06Legit.
00:53:07Legit.
00:53:08Legit.
00:53:09You are legit sexy.
00:53:15You know, I really like this one.
00:53:17It's beautiful.
00:53:18No.
00:53:19It's beautiful.
00:53:20No.
00:53:21Your ass is beautiful.
00:53:22My what?
00:53:23Your ass.
00:53:25Ass.
00:53:26Your ass.
00:53:27Uh-huh.
00:53:29So do you know this girl?
00:53:31Yes.
00:53:32Yasmin.
00:53:33She stand on traffic light and sell flowers.
00:53:37She always smile.
00:53:39She don't have anything.
00:53:40Anything.
00:53:41No money, no home, nobody.
00:53:43But she smile.
00:53:45Always smile.
00:53:47Simple.
00:53:49I like this girl.
00:53:50I like people like you, Omar.
00:53:54And I absolutely love this.
00:53:55Can I show my mom?
00:53:56Because you'd buy nothing.
00:53:57No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:53:58Ashley, Ashley.
00:53:59No one come here.
00:54:00Okay.
00:54:01No one come here.
00:54:02Okay.
00:54:03Relax.
00:54:05Okay, let's go, please.
00:54:06Okay.
00:54:20What do you think?
00:54:24Diane, what the hell did you do?
00:54:26Well, I asked Nala to take me to get a new hairdo for the wedding.
00:54:29Isn't it fun?
00:54:32You don't like it.
00:54:33No, it's not that.
00:54:34It's just...
00:54:35I just really like your hair the way it was.
00:54:38Why did you do that?
00:54:40This is the way I wore it when we first met.
00:54:42Well, we're not 23 anymore, honey.
00:54:46No.
00:54:47No?
00:54:49No, we're not.
00:54:50Where are you going?
00:54:51None of your business.
00:54:52Who do you want me to come with?
00:54:53Don't you dare.
00:55:04Here you go.
00:55:06What's this?
00:55:07I sold your painting to my mom.
00:55:09I don't understand.
00:55:10Slow down.
00:55:12The painting with the flower girl on it?
00:55:14I sold it.
00:55:18Is this money for one of my pictures?
00:55:22Yes.
00:55:23Why is it so hard for you to understand?
00:55:25Here, take it.
00:55:28You are kidding.
00:55:29No, honey.
00:55:30Really?
00:55:33Candle.
00:55:34How much?
00:55:36200 bucks.
00:55:43Thank you, Ashley.
00:55:44I don't know what can I say, but...
00:55:47But really, thank you.
00:55:49You're the one that drew it.
00:55:55Thank you.
00:56:14Omar, what's wrong?
00:56:15Are you mad at me or something?
00:56:16No, no, no.
00:56:18You make me feel that I do nice things.
00:56:26You know...
00:56:29My fiancée left me because I'm a drawing teacher.
00:56:34She told me that my salary will not make us eat even bread.
00:56:45I'm so sorry, Omar.
00:56:46I didn't know.
00:56:50Well, whatever.
00:56:51Okay?
00:56:52She doesn't deserve you anyways.
00:56:53You're a true artist, honey.
00:56:55True artist?
00:56:56Yes.
00:56:58Yes.
00:56:59Okay.
00:57:02That's your salary, my assistant.
00:57:04Is this the same shit as last time?
00:57:05Yes.
00:57:06Okay, well, in that case, I'll just sell your whole collection for you.
00:57:08Okay.
00:57:09What do you think? Deal?
00:57:10Yeah.
00:57:14It's all true.
00:57:16Love doesn't feed you.
00:57:19Did you find yourself with money when you were born?
00:57:23Or did you get tired, lonely, and lost to get to where you are now?
00:57:33I love him because I'm hungry.
00:57:36Because he thinks about you.
00:57:40I know he's young and he's in third grade.
00:57:44But he's trying.
00:57:45And he's working hard.
00:57:47And he's making good money.
00:57:49He's working at a real estate company.
00:57:50I mean, he's living at a level that I can't imagine.
00:57:51No, no.
00:57:53Do you know why I left America and came to Egypt?
00:57:55Because you opened a company here.
00:57:56What company?
00:57:58I came here for you.
00:58:00I'm your father's image in front of me.
00:58:01It doesn't matter to me as long as I'm outside.
00:58:03I was suffering while I was away from you.
00:58:07You're my only hope.
00:58:08Our whole family is my only hope.
00:58:10And I have to protect it.
00:58:14Stay with me.
00:58:16Maybe you'll love me.
00:58:19I will.
00:58:20Because I love you so much.
00:58:21I love you too.
00:58:25I love you.
00:58:26I love you.
00:58:27I love you.
00:58:28I'm all ready for my henna night.
00:58:30What do you guys think?
00:58:32Do I look Egyptian?
00:58:34You're my love.
00:58:35It's perfect.
00:58:36Okay.
00:58:37Thank you.
00:58:38Goodbye.
00:58:39I love you.
00:59:10You guys are crazy.
00:59:12First, your grandmother tried to kill me with that cane over a bottle of wine.
00:59:15And now this?
00:59:17You got real crazy.
00:59:19Cheers.
00:59:23I give up.
00:59:24Cheers.
00:59:25Cheers.
00:59:29Welcome.
00:59:31Welcome, you're welcome.
00:59:36Are those pigeons?
00:59:38Oh God, I think they are.
00:59:41Pigeons?
00:59:43Pigeons, yeah.
00:59:46Lovely.
00:59:49Hi.
00:59:50These are brownies.
00:59:52American snacks.
00:59:56American.
00:59:58I offered to make some American snacks.
01:00:00Oh honey, that was sweet of you.
01:00:02Oh.
01:00:08Enough.
01:00:13That is good.
01:00:14That is good.
01:00:20We should learn how to do that.
01:00:22I'm full of perspective.
01:00:23Yes, you are.
01:00:24Let's do another shot.
01:00:25Hey, I'll pay for dinner.
01:00:27Yeah, I'm in a...
01:00:29Sorry.
01:00:30Sorry.
01:00:31Americans.
01:00:32Hello, my friend.
01:00:33Welcome to Egypt.
01:00:35Thank you.
01:00:36How do you and your boys drink?
01:00:37My son-in-law has a bachelor party.
01:00:39No, no, no, man.
01:00:41We have a lot.
01:00:42We know how to drink.
01:00:43Very good here.
01:00:45Not like America.
01:00:46Not like America.
01:00:47No, man.
01:00:48No, no, no.
01:00:49Really?
01:00:50Yeah.
01:00:51I tell you what.
01:00:52I bet you a hundred bucks me and my boys will drink
01:00:53you and your boys under the table.
01:00:54Make it five hundred, dude.
01:00:56I have to get you a bachelor's degree.
01:00:58Oh yeah?
01:00:59Yeah.
01:01:00No, no, no.
01:01:01No, it's good.
01:01:02It's the best.
01:01:03No, we'll kill him.
01:01:04It's good.
01:01:05Come on.
01:01:10I feel a bit strange.
01:01:30Did you put something in the brownies?
01:01:32I put a lot of things.
01:01:33What do you think I'm going to make brownies for no reason?
01:02:03What's the matter?
01:02:33I want brownies.
01:03:04Wow.
01:03:06You girls are so cute.
01:03:10You are my little pigeons.
01:03:12I just want to suck you, cook you, and eat you.
01:03:17Mom, I think you're stoned.
01:03:33♪ Yeah I'm routine, I'm routine ♪
01:03:35♪ I'm bold, I'm real, I'm bold, I'm real ♪
01:03:42♪ Yeah I'm bold, I'm real, I'm bold, I'm real ♪
01:03:51I love you, Jack.
01:03:57♪ All my stuff, no ending, all my stuff, no ending, yeah ♪
01:04:02Don't mess with the flyers!
01:04:04Don't mess with the flamboys!
01:04:10Oh, look at you! Look at you, swinger! Yes, yes!
01:04:13Hey, don't forget.
01:04:15Malish, malish, malish.
01:04:16I'm with you.
01:04:17I-I-I like you.
01:04:18I'm with you.
01:04:19Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:04:20Hey, it's okay, it's okay.
01:04:21Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:04:23You know what? Let's go.
01:04:26Round two!
01:04:32Yeah!
01:04:43How can you run so fast?
01:04:46There's an Arab chasing me.
01:04:47I run like a goddamn cheetah.
01:04:51Oh, shit, is that them?
01:04:56There's no one there.
01:04:57Chris.
01:04:58Lee.
01:05:01Chris.
01:05:02Lee.
01:05:04Chris.
01:05:05Lee.
01:05:07Chris.
01:05:08Lee.
01:05:10Chris.
01:05:11Lee.
01:05:12Chris.
01:05:13Lee.
01:05:16Wait, what?
01:05:31Oh, no!
01:05:54I don't understand.
01:05:55Do you see no man?
01:06:00I'm Steve!
01:06:02Steve!
01:06:03Yeah!
01:06:04That's it, man!
01:06:05Spun the load!
01:06:06Spun the load!
01:06:07Get the egg!
01:06:08Get the egg!
01:06:14Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:06:16Whoo!
01:06:17Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:06:19Ha ha ha ha!
01:06:20Ah!
01:06:21I'm Alan Steve!
01:06:23Is that an old elephant thing, Alan?
01:06:25I'm Ed!
01:06:26I'm Ed!
01:06:27I'm Ed!
01:06:28I'm Ed!
01:06:29I'm Ed!
01:06:30Mwah!
01:06:31Mwah!
01:06:32Come meet my friends!
01:06:33This is my son-in-law, Ahmed.
01:06:34This is Hajrodran.
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01:08:25Get up, get up, get up!
01:08:36I think we are gonna die.
01:08:38Did you forget that Arabs danced to bombs and gun shots?
01:08:42Get up!
01:08:43Okay.
01:08:50Yes!
01:08:51Hey, doctor! Doctor! Doctor!
01:08:56Hey, doctor! Doctor! Doctor!
01:09:12I'm glad you liked it.
01:09:16Before I forget...
01:09:19Whoa, no. No more drugs.
01:09:22It's not drugs. Just open it.
01:09:26What is this?
01:09:30What, are you proposing?
01:09:33It's a gift for Diane.
01:09:35This is that ring that she wanted at that thief's store. How did you know?
01:09:39The cowboy has his ways.
01:09:41Besides, this thief remembered you immediately.
01:09:44Why did you give it to her?
01:09:46Because you're the one who bought it for her.
01:09:49You're the one who needs extra points with.
01:09:52Christy told me you two were fighting.
01:09:54So I thought this might help.
01:09:58Women just need extra care and attention, especially when they get older.
01:10:02Just give it to her. You'll thank me later.
01:10:04Actually, I might start to like you, camel boy.
01:10:10Hey, hon. How was that henna thing?
01:10:12It was interesting.
01:10:14The girls had fun.
01:10:16I guess so.
01:10:18We had a great time, you know.
01:10:20You know, Ahmed's starting to grow on me.
01:10:24Actually, Cairo's starting to grow on me.
01:10:27We went to this bar last night, a real bar, where people were drinking and having fun.
01:10:32And Nolan was throwing wine balls in my lap.
01:10:35And then we met these two guys and...
01:10:38What's this?
01:10:40Look, I know I'm not exactly the most romantic guy in the world.
01:10:45And I know I can be difficult.
01:10:57It wasn't about the ring or you being difficult, Steve.
01:11:00It's the way you talk to me. Sometimes I don't know if I can take it anymore.
01:11:03Diane, I love you with all my heart.
01:11:06I'm sorry.
01:11:09Let's not fight.
01:11:11Okay. Let's not fight.
01:11:19It's very pretty.
01:11:22Yeah, I do like your hair.
01:11:26I was just jealous. I was afraid.
01:11:29Do you smell weed?
01:11:32You are so mean.
01:11:35Don't you dare.
01:11:38piracy
01:11:50so good
01:11:52You made it!
01:11:56You don't even have money.
01:12:01Really?
01:12:04Alright.
01:12:07I told her to invite him, please you said that you'd think about it, Nahla has been
01:12:36so kind to me, I wanted to do this.
01:12:38I don't know how I fit this for you.
01:12:43Good day to Christie, love.
01:12:45Guess who's here?
01:12:46What?
01:12:47What?
01:12:48Who?
01:12:49What?
01:12:50Oh my God!
01:12:51Oh my God!
01:12:52How did you?
01:12:53I caught it early.
01:12:54Oh my God!
01:12:55Oh my God!
01:12:56Oh my God!
01:12:57Oh my God!
01:12:58Oh my God!
01:12:59Oh my God!
01:13:00Oh my God!
01:13:01Oh my God!
01:13:02Oh my God!
01:13:03Oh my God!
01:13:05How did you?
01:13:06I caught it earlier.
01:13:07Welcome to Egypt sweetie.
01:13:08Let's go inside.
01:13:09Let's go inside.
01:13:10Go go go.
01:13:11Let's go in.
01:13:12Oh my God.
01:13:13Oh my God.
01:13:14It's so beautiful here finally.
01:13:15Hi.
01:13:16Bik.
01:13:17Bik.
01:13:18Bik.
01:13:19Bik.
01:13:20Bik.
01:13:21Bik.
01:13:22Bik.
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01:13:24Bik.
01:13:25Bik.
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01:13:27Bik.
01:13:28Bik.
01:13:29Bik.
01:13:30Bik.
01:13:31Bik.
01:13:32Bik.
01:13:33My name is Steve.
01:13:34I am the father of the bride.
01:13:35I want to thank all of you for being here and for my friends from the United States that
01:13:40have traveled all the way here to celebrate my beautiful daughter's wedding.
01:13:46I'm not the kind of man that likes to try new things.
01:13:53I don't like to take risks.
01:13:55When my daughter brought home this Egyptian fella, my first reaction was, you know, call
01:14:00immigration.
01:14:01Get him out of here before it gets too serious.
01:14:03And then when she told me she wanted to get married in Cairo, Egypt, I was even more skeptical.
01:14:10But this trip has taught me one thing.
01:14:14Taking risks isn't always bad.
01:14:17Sometimes it's actually good.
01:14:21I couldn't be happier for you two.
01:14:25I'm proud of you, pumpkin.
01:14:28You took a risk, and you found a good man.
01:14:58Hi, everybody.
01:15:05Brother Ahmed, when you told us you will marry an American girl, I told myself that's not
01:15:19a good idea.
01:15:21Because I don't like foreigners.
01:15:25But when I saw Crispy and her sister Spicy, I changed my mind.
01:15:33Now I love foreigners and love American people.
01:15:39God, please America, girls, and God, please Egypt.
01:15:47Thank you.
01:15:50In your face!
01:16:01Hello, everyone.
01:16:03I'm Maggie, the bride's best friend.
01:16:06Sorry, I'm not dressed up.
01:16:08I just got off a plane from New York.
01:16:11I can't believe you're getting married.
01:16:15Crisp, I am so happy for you.
01:16:19Ahmed, you're an amazing guy, and probably the only man I know who actually deserves
01:16:25to be with Crispy.
01:16:27Although, I have to say, I don't like the fact that you're taking her away from us.
01:16:32I can't imagine New York without my best friend.
01:16:36And Crisp, I wish you told me earlier that you were moving to Egypt.
01:16:40I mean, I would have at least tried to plan a kidnapping or something.
01:16:44What the hell are you talking about?
01:16:46Ahmed, didn't you sell your company in New York?
01:16:48Let me explain.
01:16:50What are you talking about?
01:16:52I got a really good offer, and I was going to start a company.
01:16:55I didn't want you to know like this.
01:16:57I tried to tell you, I swear.
01:16:58Oh, my God.
01:16:59This is not how I wanted you to know this in front of all these people.
01:17:02Don't touch me.
01:17:03Just let me explain.
01:17:05Thank you, Maggie.
01:17:06Great.
01:17:08Let's go.
01:17:15Crisp, I'm so sorry.
01:17:17I had no idea.
01:17:19Oh, honey.
01:17:21What if it was just all a big misunderstanding?
01:17:28It's all my fault.
01:17:31How is it your fault?
01:17:33He's the one that lied.
01:17:37I can't believe it.
01:17:43Don't open this.
01:17:44I just want to talk.
01:17:50Crisp, I just want to talk to you.
01:17:52Don't open it.
01:17:59Thank you for being here.
01:18:03I'm not leaving until I talk to you.
01:18:05I'll sleep out here if I have to.
01:18:12What are you doing here?
01:18:13I just want to talk to her.
01:18:14Can you please ask them to open the door?
01:18:16You're a good guy.
01:18:17A lot better than I thought.
01:18:20You lied to my daughter.
01:18:23We both know her.
01:18:26She's made her decision.
01:18:31I'm sorry.
01:18:35I'm sorry.
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01:20:16Yeah.
01:20:17No, I know we're supposed to go to Luxor tomorrow,
01:20:22but I want to cancel it.
01:20:25Yeah, we all want to go back to Houston.
01:20:29Honey, your dad and I think you should come back with us for a week.
01:20:32I want to go back to New York.
01:20:35Um, look, I'm gonna need a one-way ticket to JFK.
01:20:39What do you mean they don't have space?
01:20:41Find some space. Make some space.
01:20:43Look, I'll pay triple the price. I don't care.
01:20:45Just get it done, please.
01:20:48Okay?
01:20:50All right, thanks.
01:20:52Thanks.
01:21:01I don't understand what was so important that we had to leave Maggie at the hotel.
01:21:04Where are we?
01:21:05Come on, let's go in.
01:21:06Ashley, wait!
01:21:11Ash?
01:21:13Ash?
01:21:28What's going on?
01:21:30Where are we?
01:21:32New yoga studio.
01:21:46Did you honestly think this was going to work?
01:21:49I didn't know what else to do.
01:21:50How about tell me how you feel?
01:21:52I couldn't.
01:21:54Wasn't that hard to talk to?
01:21:56You couldn't just sit me down?
01:21:58I tried.
01:22:00It was never the right time.
01:22:02And you made it impossible for me to tell you.
01:22:04Don't do that.
01:22:05Don't you dare turn this around on me.
01:22:07Chris, please.
01:22:08Chris.
01:22:11Chris, the Go Green project was one of the most important things in my life.
01:22:15But if working on it and living here means losing you, I don't want it.
01:22:18I don't want any of this.
01:22:19None of this matters if you're not here.
01:22:24We can pack our bags and go to New York now if you want.
01:22:26I don't want you to give up your dreams for me, Ahmed.
01:22:29I wanted you to share them with me.
01:22:33We could have done it together.
01:22:37We could have.
01:22:38We still can.
01:22:39Why did you lie to me?
01:22:44I was afraid to lose you.
01:22:47If you told me what you wanted,
01:22:50you thought I would leave you if you said you wanted to live in Egypt?
01:22:55It's where you're from.
01:22:58And I loved everything about it.
01:23:02But you made me hate you.
01:23:07You did this.
01:23:09All of this.
01:23:12Behind my back.
01:23:15How am I supposed to trust you again?
01:23:17I'm sorry.
01:23:18No, don't.
01:23:20Don't touch me.
01:23:23I feel like I don't even know you.
01:23:40What the hell, Ash?
01:23:43Did you even listen to what he had to say?
01:23:45He lied about us moving to Egypt.
01:23:47What don't you get about that?
01:23:48No, I get it.
01:23:50I know you're hurt and feeling betrayed,
01:23:52but the guy's just willing to give up everything for you, Chris.
01:23:55He really loves you.
01:23:57I mean, I would do anything to have a guy love me the way that he loves you.
01:24:02Didn't you stop to think why he did it?
01:24:04He was so worried that you'd pick New York over him.
01:24:06I won't.
01:24:10I wouldn't.
01:24:11And he's willing to just throw it all away.
01:24:13His project, his dream, Egypt, just to be with you.
01:24:16Look, I'm sorry that I took you there, okay?
01:24:18But I needed you to know.
01:24:20You're lucky to have him.
01:24:47I'm sorry.
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01:25:51Five, four…
01:25:59Who knows it might have worked.
01:26:01Don't tell me you don't trust me at all.
01:26:03You changed that company?
01:26:05Stop it man!
01:26:06What's wrong with you?
01:26:08I mean, after everything you did for us,
01:26:09doesn't this young girl reach your level now?
01:26:10I can't believe this!
01:26:11You came through for this company!
01:26:15Goodbye Hassan.
01:26:17Goodbye Hussein.
01:26:18Ahmad!
01:26:19It's probably the food. I'll go.
01:26:32Hello. It's so nice to see you. Come in, please.
01:26:39Christy, there's someone here to see you.
01:26:43Hanna, what are you doing here?
01:26:47Hi, Miss Christy. I'm Manal from the reception. Miss Hanna asked me to come up with her to translate.
01:26:54Okay. Come in, please.
01:26:59Hey, honey. Here's the book.
01:27:08They really miss you at the house.
01:27:11I miss you guys, too.
01:27:16Really?
01:27:19Why is he so upset? What did he do to you?
01:27:23He's just a little boy. We have men who get married twice or thrice.
01:27:28And he doesn't do anything. It's normal.
01:27:31Oh, Christy. Oh, honey.
01:27:34Basically, Madam Hanna is saying that for us here this is a little lie.
01:27:39A little lie?
01:27:40Relatively. Some men marry two or three women behind their wife's back and they're forgiven.
01:27:47I should move to Egypt.
01:27:50I really appreciate you coming here. But I can't forgive him. I'm sorry.
01:27:59Look, Benz. I left myself and my family and you came to me.
01:28:06Ahmed loves you.
01:28:09Ahmed misses me.
01:28:11No food, no drink, no sleep.
01:28:14We all love you.
01:28:17We're all in Egypt carrying you on our heads.
01:28:22Because of us.
01:28:25Come back, Christy.
01:28:26Did she just say Christy?
01:28:30Honey.
01:28:33Ahmed really does love you.
01:28:36And so do they.
01:28:39The marriage is perfect. Look at me and your father.
01:28:43Mom, he lied to me. I can't trust him.
01:28:49Can I ask you a question? Why can't you forgive him?
01:28:53Forgive him? Dad, you're one of all people.
01:28:58Pumpkin, he made a mistake. We all make mistakes.
01:29:03You just have to ask yourself, are you still in love with him?
01:29:07Do you want to spend the rest of your life with him?
01:29:09Yes.
01:29:22What's that?
01:29:27What's that?
01:29:30What's that?
01:29:32What did you do, you animal?
01:29:36We're doing yoga. You can't sleep.
01:29:39What's that? Is it crispy?
01:29:43That's not yoga at all.
01:29:46Get up, get up. If I had seen you, I would have stopped doing yoga.
01:29:50What's that?
01:29:52Nothing. We were trying to do yoga, but Grandma told him to stop.
01:29:56Can I have a glass of coffee?
01:29:58What coffee, Ahmed?
01:30:00You can't do that. Have a bite.
01:30:03What do you want?
01:30:04If you think that sitting in your room and eating will bring you back crispy,
01:30:09what's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?
01:30:13Do you love her? Yes, you love her.
01:30:15That's it. Try to fix her. Do anything.
01:30:19Get a haircut.
01:30:21So you can go and pull her hair and give her pain and force her to be violent.
01:30:26What's wrong with me?
01:30:28You have to do something, Ahmed.
01:30:30What else can I do, Mom? You saw me. I did everything.
01:30:32Now, crispy, I need some time to calm down.
01:30:38What's wrong with you?
01:30:40Nothing, but Ashley was talking to me a while ago. She told me that they are traveling today.
01:30:45They are traveling today? What time?
01:30:47Mom, Ashley, the phone is off.
01:30:50Ahmed, Ahmed.
01:30:52I'm telling you, Ahmed. By the way, crispy is a good girl.
01:30:56We'll take the first U-turn and go home.
01:30:59Let's go to the police station.
01:31:02Let's go.
01:31:09That's it.
01:31:27Where is crispy?
01:31:29Who?
01:31:30Where is the body of crispy?
01:31:32I did a check-up.
01:31:34He was left in the room for half an hour.
01:31:36Calm down, calm down.
01:31:39By the way, Ahmed, this is a great idea.
01:31:42Ask anyone.
01:31:44Stop. Stop.
01:31:46I'm telling you, stop.
01:31:49Look, look.
01:31:51Stop.
01:31:53Get out.
01:31:55Get out.
01:31:57Stop, stop, stop.
01:31:58Stop, stop, stop.
01:32:00Stop, stop, stop.
01:32:02Stop, stop, stop.
01:32:04Aman, my boss.
01:32:06Aman has arrived and everything is fine.
01:32:08Ahmed.
01:32:10Mr. Mahrooz?
01:32:12Mr. Mahrooz, what's going on here?
01:32:14I didn't tell you to solve it this way.
01:32:16Mr. Mahrooz, are you still ISIS?
01:32:18Mr. Mahrooz.
01:32:20Don't try to resist.
01:32:22Get out of here.
01:32:24I'm begging you, I'm begging you.
01:32:25I know people who can help.
01:32:27I'm begging you.
01:32:29Mr. Mahrooz.
01:32:31Where are you going?
01:32:33Get out of here.
01:32:35Mr. Mahrooz.
01:32:37Mr. Mahrooz, where are you going?
01:32:39Mr. Mahrooz.
01:32:41Mr. Mahrooz.
01:32:43Don't you forget your father.
01:32:45Don't you forget your father.
01:32:56When I found out that you wanted to uproot my life without my consent,
01:33:00it was like I was being kidnapped.
01:33:02I figured you should know how it feels.
01:33:05But it's not anything that we can't get over.
01:33:07We're even.
01:33:11Are you ready for this?
01:33:13I love adventures.
01:33:15I love Egypt.
01:33:17But most of all, I love you.
01:33:20There are rules here, buddy.
01:33:22If we're going to live here, you've got to keep them.
01:33:23Screw the rules.
01:33:32What's this, honey?
01:33:34Open.
01:33:36Okay.
01:33:37Open, open, open.
01:33:38Okay, okay, okay.
01:33:40Oh, it's an invite to an art show.
01:33:43Wait, is this your art show?
01:33:45Yes, my exhibition.
01:33:47Omar, this is amazing.
01:33:49Omar, this is amazing.
01:33:54No kiss for Omar?
01:34:06Well, I can just pose your thing.
01:34:10Hey.
01:34:15Hey, let's dance.
01:34:16Come on, let's dance.
01:34:18Please, please.
01:34:20Yes, dance.
01:34:22Please.
01:34:23Come, come.
01:34:24Come, come, come.
01:34:25You come.
01:34:28You okay? You okay?
01:34:30Okay.
01:34:31Let's go.
01:34:46Let's go.
01:35:16Let's go.
01:35:46Let's go.
01:36:16Let's go.
01:36:46Let's go.
01:37:16Let's go.
01:37:46Let's go.