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00:00He quickly pushed his way past her.
00:05I need bananas and I need them now.
00:09Banana Bill jumped into the space rocket and took off, waving an angry fist at his poor old Ma below.
00:15But when Banana Bill reached the moon, what a surprise he had.
00:21There were no bananas.
00:24There was nothing but rocks and dust and mountains.
00:28He was furious.
00:30I want...
00:33He shouted, but no one could hear him.
00:37Wait till I get home, he fumed.
00:40But then he had another surprise.
00:42Because the space rocket had run out of fuel.
00:45His cunning old Ma had put in only enough petrol for one flight.
00:50And Banana Bill was trapped and he could shout all he liked, but there was nothing he could do.
00:57He shouted and shouted at the distant earth and for all we know he shouts to this day.
01:01And as for Banana Bill's mum, well she had a lovely, peaceful life.
01:05Sometimes a neighbour would say,
01:07Whatever happened to that strange son of yours?
01:10And Banana Bill's mum would answer,
01:12Oh, he went to live in Ipswich.
01:16And then she'd stroll back inside the house and laugh the place down.
01:22Oh, thanks Jiffy, that was lovely.
01:25Feeling better?
01:26A bit.
01:27Slowly.
01:28You know, when you're feeling ill, this is the best place to be.
01:32Surrounded by your favourite things and your best friends.
01:36Oh, what a nice thing to say.
01:40Both my special friends are here with me.
01:46And all those very precious things are where I want them to be.
01:52They're by my side, with me every day.
01:57When I'm feeling ill, I know they're never far away.
02:05When it's cold outside at the end of the day.
02:11When the sun disappears, just slowly fades away.
02:17It's time, cosy and warm,
02:23To cuddle up and snuggle up with all those things we love.
02:35Everyone has special friends, some new, some old.
02:40And all those very precious things to hug and to hold
02:46They're by their side, with them every day.
02:51When we're feeling ill, we know they're never far away.
02:59When it's cold outside at the end of the day.
03:05When the sun disappears, just slowly fades away.
03:11It's time, cosy and warm,
03:17To cuddle up and snuggle up with all those things we love.
03:42Cold as night.
03:44Recognised devil fish.
03:48But in fact, the giant octopus is a creature far removed from the monster of legend.
03:53It is intelligent, emotional and inquisitive.
03:56And although a deadly hunter, can display a sensitivity that is quite extraordinary.
04:01The devil fish. Wildlife on 1. Tomorrow at 8 on BBC1.
04:11Coming up.
04:14Good morning. I could just see you there, round the side of this card or above it.
04:18Welcome to the Birthday Club once again.
04:20As you can see, the cards appear to be getting bigger as the days go by this week.
04:24And, who are...
04:27Is that a dinosaur? Very nice.
04:29Must have been a heavy night for you last night.
04:31This is a very special dinosaur in fact, called Apatiosaurus.
04:34Boom, boom.
04:35Wishing a happy 4th birthday to Christopher Wall.
04:38And there he is with his big sister Elizabeth, aged 6.
04:40We can stay on that and see baby sister Susanna, who is 11 months.
04:43And as you can see, she's already tucking in to the birthday ice cream.
04:46But mum and dad stay, don't worry Chris.
04:48There's plenty more where that came from for your party later on this afternoon.
04:51So enjoy that.
04:52Enormous car must have taken a lot of time and effort. Well done.
04:55Hey, that big dinosaur Quentin.
04:57Do you think he saw us?
04:59Boom, boom.
05:00Children's BBC, we bring you the corniest gags.
05:03Oh yes.
05:04Now this is her birthday cake. Come on team.
05:07Happy birthday dear David.
05:11David, we rehearsed this.
05:18Don't give up your day job.
05:21David Paddock, I do apologise.
05:23But have a lovely 3rd birthday today nevertheless.
05:26Lots of love from your mum and dad.
05:28And there you are with your baby sister Jessica.
05:33Oh dear, oh dear.
05:34There you go.
05:36Right, now I'm going to show you 3 cards in a line now.
05:39And just have a look and see if you see a link between them.
05:43There's one.
05:44Okay, nice card.
05:46In a rowing boat.
05:47There's another.
05:50Are you getting it now?
05:51See there's 2 in a row.
05:54You're not are you? Hang on.
05:56But this will give it away.
05:58Do you recognise this person?
06:00Joshua Litson.
06:01Excuse me.
06:02Joshua Litson, a very happy 3rd birthday.
06:04He lives in Twyford in Berkshire and loves Ed and Pingo.
06:07I'll pass it on.
06:08Lots of love from all your family.
06:10Apparently mum spent loads of time.
06:11She missed out doing the ironing to make those birthday cards.
06:13So have a lovely birthday and enjoy this.
06:15Play David.
06:17It's a play bus.
06:20But where does it go?
06:23Where does it stop?
06:25Watch for the sign of the lollipop.
06:35Stop.
06:38It's the roundabout stop.
07:04Hello there.
07:05Welcome to the roundabout stop.
07:09Aren't you going to say anything Rosie?
07:11Come on, everyone's here now.
07:14Sorry about this.
07:15Rosie doesn't seem to want to say anything today.
07:18Are you feeling all right Rosie?
07:23I'm fine.
07:24I'm fine.
07:25I'm fine.
07:26I'm fine.
07:27I'm fine.
07:28I'm fine.
07:29I'm fine.
07:30I'm fine.
07:31I'm fine.
07:32I'm fine.
07:34Oh dear.
07:35Are you feeling ill?
07:39If you're not feeling ill I wonder what it can be.
07:41Are you just a bit sad?
07:45Well if you're feeling a bit down in the mouth
07:47we'll have to think of something to start cheering you up won't we?
07:51There's no suppose about it.
07:53By the end of this puzzle we're going to have you smiling.
07:56Even if we have to throw a party.
07:58Let's have a look at the clues.
07:59That might help to cheer her up.
08:04So we've got a five pound note.
08:06Are we going to get rich in this puzzle Rosie?
08:09Oh dear.
08:10And a jar of honey.
08:12Do you know any songs with a five pound note with some honey in?
08:16And look at this.
08:18A tree.
08:19What's that hanging from it?
08:22Is it an oak tree Rosie?
08:26Oh dear.
08:27There's no pleasing her today.
08:28Mr Jolly, I know exactly what sort of tree that is.
08:31How can you?
08:32You don't know anything about trees.
08:34No, not most trees.
08:35But I think I know about this one.
08:37What is it then clever clock?
08:39Alright you two.
08:40Oh dear.
08:41I don't know what's wrong with everybody today.
08:43What sort of tree is it then Morris?
08:44Come on.
08:45I'll show you.
08:52Well?
08:53Well look at that thing hanging from the branch.
08:55What is it Morris?
08:56It's a gong.
08:58A gong on a tree?
08:59That's the whole point.
09:01Take this Mr Jolly and hit the gong.
09:05Alright then Morris.
09:06Here we go.
09:08See?
09:09It goes bong.
09:10So, this is a bong tree.
09:13A bong tree?
09:14A bong tree?
09:19Oh a bong tree.
09:20Well done Morris.
09:21Mind you it doesn't help me with the puzzle much.
09:24Have you got any ideas yet?
09:28Oh, here comes something else.
09:32Hello there.
09:33What have you got there?
09:34It's your next clue Mr Jolly.
09:35It's a little green boat.
09:37Do you like it Rosie?
09:40Oh, I think she's still feeling a little bit sad.
09:42Aww.
09:43Can anyone think of a way of cheering her up?
09:45How about a song about a boat?
09:47Good idea.
09:48Let's fix this on.
09:51So, a song about a boat.
09:53Listen to this one Rosie.
09:55Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
09:59Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.
10:02Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
10:06Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.
10:10Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
10:13Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
10:15Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.
10:19Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
10:21Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.
10:23Oh, bye then.
10:24See you all later.
10:25Bye Mr Jolly.
10:26Bye.
10:27Did you like that Rosie?
10:29Poor Rosie.
10:30It's terrible when you're feeling a bit depressed.
10:33I'm going to need a bit of help on this one.
10:35Who do I know that could help cheer her up?
10:40What was that?
10:44There it was again. Did you see that?
10:46Oh, Rosie, Rosie, come round with me.
10:50I'll sing you a song from Italy.
10:54So come round with me.
11:02That's Alessandro from...
11:04Oh, that means that Paul's going to be here somewhere.
11:06Well, hey.
11:07Oh, hello Paul.
11:08Hello, I'm Palmarocco, great foot juggler.
11:11Paul, Rosie's feeling a bit depressed.
11:13You couldn't help cheer her up a bit, could you?
11:15Gee, I'd cheer up Rosie.
11:17You stand back and I'm going to make Rosie very happy.
11:20Oh, great.
11:25Come on.
11:38Come on.
11:42Come on.
11:51Come on.
11:54Come on.