Gigglish Allsorts - Box's Big Adventure - 1994
Transcript
00:00We play, having fun on CITV. CITV!
00:06Hello there! We start today's CITV with a good old giggle.
00:11Are you ready? Steady? One, two, three!
00:15Dick Whittington can do it!
00:22Hey, though.
00:24I'm exhausted already. Now, where's my taxi?
00:29Aha! There it is!
00:34Here we go, then.
00:36London-bound for a life full of riches, excitement and all sorts of excite...
00:41Ow, my nose!
00:52Box! Box!
00:55You upset people and then they get the hump and you'll never see them.
00:59Box! Where are you, Box?
01:01We'll never find her. Oh, shame.
01:03Why did you have to go and upset her?
01:05Wasn't my fault. Oh, no?
01:07How about this, then?
01:09Dear humans, I've had it with that bird-brained squiffy.
01:12I'm off to seek my fortune. Goodbye forever, your ex-friend Box.
01:16What did you say to upset her?
01:18Nothing!
01:20Well, I... I might have said something about her nose.
01:24Her nose? Anything else?
01:27Well, I... I might have gone, um...
01:31Come on, we'd better go and find JJ and explain what's happened.
01:34No, not JJ. She'll clobber me.
01:36Yes, if we're quick, we'll catch her on the way back from the shop.
01:39She's gone to buy some, um... special, um, animal food.
01:42Come on. What special?
01:44Twelve boxes went tomorrow with throw medals for the...
01:48Come on, step on it, can't you? The world is waiting for me.
01:53Here I come!
01:55Box? Box, where are you?
01:58Box! Oh!
02:00Oh, here's JJ.
02:02Hello, you two. What are you up to?
02:04Oh, well, we're looking for Box. I wonder if he made her go away.
02:07We've got the food, I see.
02:09Oh, yes, I hope there's enough for one camel.
02:11A camel? What camel?
02:13Ah, yes, I was meaning to talk to you about the camel.
02:15You're not looking after a camel now, are you?
02:17Only for the weekend.
02:19Well, it's not sleeping in my bedroom.
02:21Oh, of course not.
02:23Kangaroo's in your bedroom.
02:25What's all this about Jiffy making Box run away?
02:29Well, Jiffy said something about Box's nose,
02:32and now she's gone away, and the note says,
02:35-"Goodbye forever." -"Jiffy!"
02:37No, no, really, look, no, it wasn't my fault, you see...
02:42Yeah! We're here! Yeah!
02:45Hey, where are the streets paved with gold?
02:47This isn't London, it's the corner shop!
02:50Hmm.
02:54Oi! Oi! Oi!
02:57What are you doing?
02:59Oh, pop me down!
03:01Typical.
03:03I run away to London, and I end up two streets away at the corner shop.
03:07I bet Dick Whittington didn't have no problems.
03:12Box!
03:14Box!
03:16Box!
03:18Box!
03:20Not a peak.
03:22Not a sign.
03:24Not a great loss.
03:26Jiffy!
03:28Where can she be?
03:33We have searched high and low, high and low
03:39We don't know where to go, where to go
03:45But the one thing that we've found
03:48As we've wandered round and round
03:51Is that our league of thieves is the lot to us
03:58We have searched high and low, high and low
04:04We don't know where to go, where to go
04:10We may be looking very sad
04:14But you can really make us glad
04:17By sending me the box we've come to ask
04:24We won't rest till she's found, till she's found
04:30We'll go on looking round, looking round
04:36We'll leave no stone unturned till our boxie has returned
04:43Our little boxie means a lot to us
04:48A lot to us
04:55Oh, we'll never find her at this rate.
04:57We'll have to split up.
05:01I'll go this way.
05:02I'll go that way.
05:04I'll go and play with my skateboard.
05:09I set off to seek me fortune
05:11and I end up sandwiched between a box of baked beans
05:15and a carton of cream crackers.
05:17God!
05:18Oi!
05:19Watch where you're putting them great clodhoppers!
05:21God!
05:22Oh, thank you very much!
05:26Any other slop you want to dribble all over me?
05:52Yippee!
06:01Box!
06:04Gibby!
06:05Gibby, look out!
06:08Box!
06:15Box!
06:16Box!
06:17Good job this box is here to break my fall.
06:20Oh, Box!
06:22What have we done to you?
06:25You were a true and faithful friend.
06:28So good to have around the home.
06:31Yeah, now you'll make a great flatmate.
06:33Flatmate, get it?
06:35Gibby!
06:36How could you talk that way about...
06:38about Box?
06:40Because...
06:42It isn't Box.
06:44Thank you.
06:47Very touching, love.
06:52She's really gone.
06:53Yeah, they'll never see Box again.
06:56No.
06:59Oh, well, who's for an ice cream?
07:07Mmm. Mmm, yeah.
07:09Ice creams.
07:11Now, what else do we need?
07:13Oh, crisps, crisps.
07:15What flavour?
07:16Cheese and onion.
07:17Me too.
07:18Right.
07:19Erm, ham and pickle, cheese, roast beef and mustard.
07:23Ah, here we are. Cheese and onion.
07:25Gibby!
07:26Box!
07:27Box!
07:28They've found you.
07:29Oh, Gigi!
07:31Bonzo!
07:32Take me away from here.
07:34I want to come home.
07:35Even if Squiffy did say I had the biggest nose in the whole wide world.
07:39Oh, so that's what he said to upset you.
07:41Yeah.
07:44Well, I think there's someone who's got an even bigger nose than you now, Box.
07:48Who?