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00:00You
00:13So yeah, you know, how'd I do it?
00:15You just saw them. Oh, yeah. Oh, no
00:18What's up? How's what I couldn't even get show it up. Oh, no, that's it
00:23What do you think?
00:25Oh
00:55Mm.
00:56Let's get straight to the point.
00:58Today, no matter what,
01:00we have to practice Master's move to Diamond.
01:02Otherwise...
01:03Hey!
01:04Hey! Wait for me!
01:17Wow!
01:18Wow!
01:19Wow!
01:20Wow!
01:21Wow!
01:22Wow!
01:23Wow!
01:24Diamond.
01:25I've got Diamond.
01:27You're kinda cool, buddy!
01:30Double the price!
01:31Six gold pieces in total.
01:37Hey!
01:38I'm still in one more game.
01:40Tientsin's Attack.
01:41Bring it on.
01:42Bring it on!
01:43You, next!
01:44No.
01:46What?
01:47What?
01:48Sorry.
01:49I don't want Tientsin's Attack.
01:51Hey, you're goalieing.
01:53If you double the money, you'll still come here obediently, right?
01:57It's obvious that you're short of money.
01:59Hey, how much more do you want?
02:01The new Sanbushan Grand Prix is on fire!
02:04Defeat the opponent with a new weapon!
02:06The world will be enraged!
02:11Please cheer up.
02:18Please give me a lot of advice.
02:20If you have the ability, use it all.
02:30Are you ready to go?
02:35Now I'm going to bring you the final battle of the new Sanbushan Grand Prix.
02:40This game is a one-on-one battle.
02:42The two teams will compete for the last place in the top 64.
02:47Okay, now we're looking at the three-time Sanbushan Grand Prix winner,
02:52the god of e-sports, Sima Yi,
02:56and the undefeated player,
02:58who has a unique style,
03:00and an unparalleled game play.
03:02Let's go!
03:03God of War, activate.
03:05It's as if the west is closing in on the south.
03:09Little sister, you have to change your bet now.
03:12Later, your real sister will come over and you'll see.
03:16I am the son of the gods.
03:19Sima Yi used the Ghost Stance to interrupt Zhen Qi's skill.
03:23Shadow.
03:24Zhen Qi has a plus one horse.
03:26Sima Yi's sand can't reach him.
03:28Eight Diagram Formation.
03:34Lightning.
03:38There it is.
03:39Lightning is the card that best suits Sima Yi in the queue.
03:46That's awesome.
03:47The five generals have come back to life.
03:49The Sanbushan we played was just a card.
03:51Nonsense.
03:52Only players like me who participate in the Grand Prix
03:55can play this special version.
03:57Excuse me.
04:00This Sima Yi is amazing.
04:02Of course.
04:03Sima Yi is not only the top three goddess in Sanbushan,
04:07his father is also the designer of this game.
04:10In the second round, Zhen Qi used the Fallen God again,
04:13in the second round, Zhen Qi used the Fallen God again,
04:15and he got the Grass Q.
04:22Fallen God, activate.
04:25As if the moon in the west is as clear as the clouds.
04:28Ghost Stance.
04:29I am the son of the gods.
04:31There it is again.
04:33Sima Yi used the Ghost Stance again to interrupt Zhen Qi's card.
04:36From the second round, Sima Yi has given up on using the Ghost Stance.
04:40Zhen Qi's Fallen God was able to use his card advantage once.
04:42Other than that, he has not changed his cards at all.
04:44It seems that Sima Yi is very alert in this round.
04:47Ghost Stance, every time you change your card,
04:50you have to use one of your own cards.
04:52This time, even the Grass Q can be used.
04:54Your cards should not be able to keep up with it.
04:56Zhen Qi used the Ghost Stance again.
04:58But Sima Yi is now using the Ghost Stance.
05:00As long as the opponent's card is red,
05:02he can avoid the opponent's attack without injury.
05:04No judgment.
05:06No judgment.
05:10Ya!
05:12Ha!
05:19Sima Yi has given up on using the Ghost Stance once.
05:22Will he be able to use his card advantage by using the Fallen God?
05:27You are new here.
05:29You will have to pay for it sooner or later.
05:31Ah!
05:40Little sister, why are you in such a hurry to get your big brother's horse?
05:45Even if you have a plus one horse that you got from the feedback,
05:48I still have a minus one horse.
05:50I can still seduce you.
05:56Ah!
05:57It's all for nothing.
05:58It's better to just take a hand card.
06:02The horse is the best choice.
06:04By the way, have you seen the new effect of Flash after the system update?
06:10Ah!
06:12The Flash didn't hit.
06:14The round is over. It's your turn.
06:16So that's how it is.
06:18The Ghost Stance is not a useless move.
06:20Instead, it's a way to use the opponent's Ghost Stance to pass the turn.
06:22The range of Flash is 2-9.
06:24The strategy of the Goddess is too bold and too wonderful.
06:26The strategy of the Goddess is too bold and too wonderful.
06:28You little sister is really hard to teach.
06:30You little sister is really hard to teach.
06:32Are you going to be struck by lightning?
06:34You!
06:36Don't be proud.
06:38I can also avoid the Flash.
06:43How many rounds have you won?
06:45You even hid a Flash.
06:47My Goddess lost the game.
06:49The second round.
06:51I didn't interrupt your fall in the second round.
06:53You collected a Flash and kept it until now.
06:55I remember it.
06:57Flash.
06:59Zimanyi used the Flash to block Akai's Flash.
07:01Zimanyi used the Flash to block Akai's Flash.
07:03Zimanyi used the Flash to block Akai's Flash.
07:08The Flash didn't work.
07:10But do you remember the black peach dance?
07:12But do you remember the black peach dance?
07:14But do you remember the black peach dance?
07:32That's exciting.
07:34That's exciting.
07:37Yikou.
07:39Streaming from Warou.
07:49The final place in the 64th place is
07:51The final place in the 64th place is
07:53Zimanyi!
07:57The next stop is
07:59The next stop is
08:01South Chuang Jungle.
08:03I thought something just happened.
08:05I feel like someone has been spying on us
08:09That's right
08:10But is Sima Yi really just a game character?
08:14I want him too!
08:15Work hard!
08:16As long as you become a professional player like me
08:19You'll have a chance to get a new generation of generals
08:22Brother, stop bragging!
08:24You've already been eliminated
08:25After you, Huang Yueying
08:27and the game glasses
08:28will all be taken back by the organizers
08:32I'm not eliminated, I'm...
08:33This game is between the 64 players
08:3663 of you have been selected through the selection process
08:40But I heard there's another player
08:42who was personally invited by you, the spokesperson
08:44So the 64 players are really the same?
08:47That's right
08:48It's the player I invited, Guo Xiaoye
08:50I'm looking forward to playing with him on the stage
08:57That's right!
08:58It's this Guo Xiaoye!
08:59If he didn't have a place in the team
09:01I wouldn't have been eliminated either!
09:03Then who is Guo Xiaoye?
09:05Back then, he and Goddess Yi Yi
09:07were both rookies in a professional club
09:09They were supposed to have a bright future
09:11But this Guo guy was so self-absorbed
09:13that he even used his nickname in the game
09:15As a result, he was banned from the tournament for two years
09:19Later, only Goddess Yi Yi joined the club
09:22This guy
09:23I don't even know where he got his bad luck from
09:25Why did Goddess choose such a guy?
09:31I'm back
09:40You're back
09:44Little brother, you're here to buy instant noodles again?
09:47Do you want to try the latest spicy beef flavor?
09:49What's so good about spicy food?
09:50Of course it's spicy food!
09:51Lao Tan's pickled vegetables are good!
09:53Spicy food is good!
09:57That...
09:58I'll pay the rent next month
09:59I'm not asking you to pay the rent
10:00Don't you play games often?
10:02Do you know who Guo Xiaoye is?
10:04Yeah, yeah!
10:05He's so popular these days
10:06Everyone is talking about him
10:08I heard he was banned from the tournament because of his nickname
10:10Is that true?
10:11I heard that the Three Kingdoms Goddess
10:13Sima Yi Yi
10:14invited him to the top 64
10:16Is that true?
10:17Sima Yi Yi?
10:18Why did he invite a fake player?
10:20What's their relationship?
10:22I don't know him
10:29Badao, it's time to eat
11:00Son
11:01Take out all the gold
11:03My daughter won't come back
11:05The defendant Guo's company
11:07has lost 60 million yuan in compensation
11:09Come out!
11:10Hurry up and pay the money!
11:11If you can borrow money, you can pay the money!
11:13Come out!
11:18Badao, you're here
11:27You...
11:28You...
11:29Why are you here?
11:30I ran away
11:31When the tournament was over
11:33I sent you an invitation
11:35But you didn't come to sign up
11:37and didn't reply
11:38I didn't expect you to open the door for me
11:40So I had to...
11:41How did you find me?
11:46How dare you ask?
11:47You've been disappearing on purpose these years
11:49It's easy for me to find you
11:51But luckily I made it
11:52Tomorrow is the opening match of the top 64
11:55I'm not going
11:57Sign up until 10 a.m.
11:59Don't be late
12:00I said I'm not going
12:10Seafood instant noodles
12:11My favorite flavor
12:13Are you waiting for me to buy it for me?
12:16That's my dinner
12:23Hurry up
12:27Be careful
12:34How many times have I told you?
12:35Don't be in such a hurry to eat
12:38You used to be like this
12:43When was the last time we talked like this?
12:56You've been treated like a liar
12:59Are you satisfied?
13:01I said I didn't do it
13:02No one would believe me
13:04Then go back to the arena
13:05Use your strength to make them believe
13:09It doesn't matter
13:10It's good for me to live like this
13:12Give the invitation to someone else
13:18Don't you still have our old photos?
13:20Don't look
13:27Ah
13:43You are
13:46I haven't introduced you yet
13:48My original martial artist
13:49Sima Yi
13:50You must be Guo Xiaoye
13:52I often hear the master mention you
13:57It's so real
14:00Yeah, isn't it amazing?
14:02Our master rarely has such a high evaluation of a person
14:06So I suggest you think about participating
14:09In addition
14:10This may help your father pay off his debt
14:22Xiaoye
14:23Xiaoye
14:24Xiaoye
14:25Xiaoye
14:26I'm sorry
14:27Please forgive me
14:31I'm sorry
14:32He didn't mean it
14:34Xiaoye
14:38Isn't it amazing?
14:40The new version of Three Kingdoms of Sand
14:41Will match the martial artist according to the player's image
14:44Back then, my favorite martial artist was Sima Yi
14:47And that martial artist
14:48Since the development of the version
14:50Has not been matched by the player
14:54I'll wait for you tomorrow
14:56Maybe
14:57He is also waiting for you
15:13Why are you
15:16Digging a hole
15:24Three Kingdoms of Sand
15:29Dear friends
15:31I finally made it to the 64th round
15:34This is my partner, Feifei
15:36I'm so happy today
15:38To participate in such a competition
15:40I can see so many top martial artists that I admire
15:43Here they come
15:44Look
15:45The one who made it to the 16th round
15:47In the World Championship of Three Kingdoms of Sand
15:49Is Wei Wentao, the master of Wei Yan
15:51And this beautiful lady with a little bit of natural beauty
15:53Jia Xusheng
15:54I heard that she is very lucky
15:56The one who made it to the Women's Grand Prix
15:57Is Miss Dimash
15:59Oh my god
16:00Isn't this the old man of Three Kingdoms of Sand?
16:02He started playing in the professional competition since the earliest version
16:04And has been playing the current sweeper, Western Yang
16:06Is it a responsibility to be his partner?
16:10Oh no, oh no
16:11I'm going to die, I'm going to die
16:12This is the Three Kingdoms of Sand that I admire the most
16:14Sima Yi
16:17Sima Yi
16:18Do you want to say hi to him?
16:20Do you want to say hi to him?
16:21The person you've been waiting for hasn't come yet
16:24A cheater
16:25You should be ashamed to come back
16:26It's a person who let him down
16:28Not a game
16:29What do you mean?
16:32Gu Xiaoye's cheating is a fact
16:35A cold-blooded rat
16:37You speak for him
16:38Be careful of yourself
16:41The 64th competition is about to start
16:43Contestants, please get ready
17:05Xiaoye
17:06Xiaoye
17:12That cheater
17:13He really has the nerve to come
17:15If I win the championship
17:17Do I really have so much money?
17:20Damn
17:21He's a cheater and he wants to win the championship?
17:24He doesn't care about us
17:33Mr. Sima
17:34This person didn't participate in the selection
17:36He hasn't even touched the five generals
17:38We can't judge for the time being
17:39Whether he meets the conditions
17:41Listen
17:43If he doesn't meet the conditions
17:45Eliminate him
17:48Yes
17:53You're the contestant who was invited, right?
17:55Please go this way
18:05Next, please close your eyes
18:07The system will match you
18:09With your exclusive five generals
18:15It's amazing, isn't it?
18:16The new version of San Duo Sha
18:17Will match the five generals according to the player's image
18:20Back then, my favorite was Sima Hong
18:23And that five general
18:25From the development of the version until now
18:27It hasn't been matched by the player yet
18:29Did you wake me up?
18:34San Duo Sha
18:50Did you wake me up?
18:55What's your name?
18:57Which year were you born?
18:58What's your subordinate?
18:59There are so many people at home
19:00What do you do for a living?
19:01What skills are you good at?
19:02Who do you like to hide from?
19:03What's your dream?
19:04What kind of career do you want to have?
19:06The first one-on-one match of the 64th match has been confirmed
19:09Guo Xiaoye versus Zhang Mengmeng
19:11Two players, please report to the backstage area
19:16Oh
19:17Has it started?
19:22Wait a minute
19:26Slow down
19:27You haven't answered my question yet
19:31Let's have a drink
19:32What do you like to drink?
19:33Coffee, tea, or coke?
19:35Don't think I'm an ancient man
19:37I even know about drinks
19:41Don't go so fast
19:42Wait for me
19:44Something went wrong
19:45I didn't break it
19:46You woke me up
19:47You are my master
19:49Since I have to assist you
19:50Of course I have to get to know you first
19:52See if we are a good match
19:54Isn't this San Duo Sha?
19:55You listen to my command and then fight
19:57This has nothing to do with who I am
20:00That's right
20:01I am your exclusive virtual assistant in the game
20:04In other words
20:05No matter who you are
20:06I will do what I am told
20:10Then you do what you are told
20:12Don't ask anymore
20:17What are you doing?
20:18I won't ask what I am told
20:19But as a friend
20:20Can't I ask about your situation?
20:23Friend?
20:31Why are you looking at me like that?
20:32Do you think I'm very handsome?
20:37If you don't tell me
20:38I'll find out for myself
20:43What kind of person is he?
20:45Let me tell you
20:49Wei Wentao
20:51In order to win the game
20:52This person installed an outsider in the game
20:55He is a cheater
21:02I don't know
21:04Just let him say that
21:05Don't make excuses
21:07Are you really cheating?
21:13Excuses?
21:14Is it useful?
21:17All right, all right
21:18Don't tell them
21:19Then you secretly tell me, okay?
21:22Xiao Ye
21:26That's great
21:27You really match Guo Jia
21:29Oh?
21:30This beautiful lady knows me
21:32Then please tell me
21:33Everything about you
21:36Feng Xiaoxiong
21:37You are still so charming
21:42It turns out to be Zhong Da
21:43This is Miss Mi
21:45Sorry, sorry
21:47If you want to compete
21:48We won't bother you
21:50Ladies and gentlemen
21:51The new version of the 64th match
21:53Is about to start
21:55Unlike the one-on-one match
21:57The one-on-one match
21:58Will be a one-on-one
21:59Two-on-two
22:00Five-on-five
22:01An infinite cycle of points
22:04The players will compete according to the points
22:06Until eight players
22:08Become the general
22:10The player who reaches the general first
22:12Will be the winner of this game
22:15Participate in the final eight-man game
22:17And win ten million dollars
22:20So now
22:21Let's welcome the two-year-old
22:22Low-key boy, Guo Xiaoye
22:24And the very scary
22:27Zhang Mengmeng
22:28To show us
22:29The one-on-one competition
22:30Of the first round
22:37Why is he the general
22:39And I'm just a soldier
22:42Because all the players
22:43Have gone through the battle
22:44And all of them have been promoted
22:45You, the back door
22:46Don't have this chance
22:48You, the outside
22:49Get out of the eSports circle
22:50Don't come back
22:51That's right
22:52Mengmeng
22:53Hit him
22:59Interesting
23:00How should I put it
23:01Your current situation
23:03Reminds me of the past
23:05Me and Mengde
23:06Are also in dispute
23:07People always talk about others
23:09This kind of scene
23:10Is too familiar
23:11Except for winning
23:13Prove yourself with strength
23:14There is no other way
23:16You
23:17Are the same
23:21Very good
23:22If you really want to be
23:23The one-on-one
23:24And the chosen one
23:25That would be boring
23:26You have to be the one
23:27To see through
23:28A person's weakness
23:30What kind of person am I
23:31Is it really that important to you
23:34It's just a
23:35Artificial intelligence
23:37Of course it's important
23:38And remember
23:39I'm just temporarily identifying
23:40If you want me to give up
23:41It depends on
23:42If you have the ability to prove yourself
23:45Who said I wanted to prove myself
23:50Didn't you hear what the host said
23:51The prize is 10 million
23:52Of course I'm here for the money
24:11This Guo Jia is very good
24:12Skill 1 skill
24:14Every time you lose one blood
24:15You can touch two cards
24:16Skill 2 skill
24:17You can get your own judgment card
24:19The more you get hit
24:20The more cards you get
24:21And the more cards you get
24:22What's the big deal
24:23Zhang Fei's armor
24:24Can do infinite damage
24:25As long as you have a kill in hand
24:26You can fight quickly
24:36Hello
24:37Guo Fengxiang
24:38Is this your territory
24:41Cut the crap
24:42Just do it
24:43Skill 2 skill
24:49Xixi
24:50Xixi
25:01Skill 3 skill
25:05Guo's skill
25:08Skill 4 skill
25:10How will Zhang Wei deal with it
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