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00:30But none of it's true.
00:32Donna saved the entire universe
00:34by taking the power of the Time Lords into her mind
00:36at a terrible cost.
00:38Binary, binary, binary, binary.
00:40She had to forget everything she ever knew.
00:42Goodbye. No, no.
00:44She had to forget me.
00:46Because if Donna ever remembers me,
00:48she will die.
00:50And now I've got a nice life
00:52with a nice fella and a nice house
00:54and the most beautiful daughter
00:56in the world.
01:00But I just think something's missing.
01:02I can never see Donna again.
01:04Now the days are drawing in.
01:08I keep having more and more dreams.
01:14Like something's getting closer.
01:16But now this face has come back.
01:18Why?
01:20It's like a storm
01:22in the air.
01:26About to break.
01:28But I think
01:30the story hasn't ended yet.
01:58No!
02:28No!
02:46Oh, hold on.
02:48Hold on.
02:50Let me help.
02:52Thank you very much.
02:54Oi!
02:56Do you mind?
03:04You've finished playing games, mister.
03:06This stuff's not mine. It's hers.
03:08Where's she gone?
03:10Rose!
03:12What?
03:14Rose! What? Rose!
03:16Coming!
03:18Sorry, Mum. I had to pop back.
03:20I wanted to buy a bag full of eyes.
03:22Mum?
03:24And a bag full of eyes?
03:26She's got this business online.
03:28You should spend your evenings
03:30doing homework, not fiddling about
03:32posting things to Dubai.
03:34Hold on. Who are you?
03:36Oh, yeah, sorry.
03:38Bye now.
03:40I took one look at him.
03:42I said, never trust a man with a goatee.
03:44He looked like he'd been stuck in a drainpipe.
03:46I said to him, he was like, I know better.
03:48I said, Mum!
03:50You've got to watch me stack correctly.
03:52I don't think that's a plane.
03:54It's a spaceship in trouble.
03:56Mum, look! It's a spaceship!
03:58Yes, there's a spaceship crashing over London right now.
04:00You are worse than your great-grandsons.
04:02Oh!
04:04It's gonna crash!
04:10There you go.
04:12Perfectly stacked.
04:14That's better.
04:16Mum, how do you always manage to miss everything?
04:18Because I've got better things to do.
04:20Nice to meet you, skinny man.
04:22Oh.
04:24Word of advice.
04:26You can wear a suit that tight
04:28up to the age of 35
04:30and no further.
04:32Come on, Rosie.
04:34Rose!
04:36What?
04:38Rose!
04:40Oh, my God.
04:42Oh, sorry, mate.
04:44That's my daughter over there.
04:46Good, but I need to get north.
04:48That explosion just now, something crashed.
04:50Can you get me there?
04:52Oh, Sat Nav says they're closing all the roads.
04:54Oh, I know some roads even taxidrivers don't.
04:56Trust me. Grandmaster of the Norwich.
04:58That's his grandmistress.
05:00Oh, catch up.
05:02And let's... And, Rosie!
05:04We miss you.
05:06So you're Sean Temple,
05:08which means that woman,
05:10your wife, that's Donna.
05:12Is that right?
05:14Who's that?
05:16Oh, I know that friend of yours, Nerys.
05:18Oh, Nerys, how is she?
05:20She's fine.
05:22After the accident.
05:24She's not fine.
05:26No, it was her fault.
05:28She's been fine, but she was saying
05:30about you and Donna,
05:32so she's Donna Temple now.
05:34No, still Donna Noble.
05:36She refused to be Noble Temple
05:38because she says it sounds like an old ruin.
05:40That's her.
05:42I thought... What do I care?
05:44Got the best two girls in the world, mate.
05:46But Nerys said...
05:48I thought...
05:50I mean, didn't you win the lottery?
05:52Nerys had a big mouth.
05:54That's supposed to be a secret.
05:56You know what happened?
05:58Donna gave it all away.
06:00To charity. Every single penny.
06:02Well, we bought the house. That's the one thing we did do.
06:04Now we can't afford to run it.
06:06Do I complain?
06:08No, I do not.
06:10That's the great love story, mate.
06:12Me putting up with that.
06:14She gave all her money away.
06:16Triple rollover.
06:18166 million quid.
06:20Gone.
06:22Why did she do that?
06:24Oh, next left.
06:28I'm here at the site of the
06:30Milton Wagner Steelworks.
06:32The residents have described an object
06:34falling from the sky.
06:36Some call it the UFO.
06:39I can't wait.
06:41I want a red perimeter.
06:43Access to the southeast only. Now move.
06:45We've got a red perimeter.
06:47Engage front doors 5 and 15.
07:08Yes!
07:38Come on!
07:56Now I think we're making a fundamental mistake.
07:58Because maybe that spaceship
08:00was on a collision course to start with.
08:02But look.
08:04At the last minute,
08:06it pulls up,
08:08then settles.
08:10What I'm saying is,
08:12that ship didn't crash. It parked.
08:14No signs of flight?
08:16Not yet.
08:18But we don't know what kind of life we're looking for.
08:28Jason, you all right?
08:30Looking good, Jason.
08:32Give us a kiss, J-boy.
08:34Oh, get them.
08:36Is that Josie Wingate's boy?
08:38Just leave it.
08:40And I'm gonna tell her.
08:42Because I remember she had lots of names at school.
08:44And I should know. I invented them.
08:46Oh, more trouble.
08:48I've mend you a nice curry.
08:50We've still got that giant sausage roll
08:52from Thursday.
08:54I don't need my own personal food bank.
08:56It is not my fault I lost my job.
09:00All right, it is my fault.
09:02If you'd kept some of that money...
09:04Oh, don't start.
09:06Did you see that spaceship? Was it on the news?
09:08No, I didn't. And I won't.
09:10And I couldn't. I mean, how many more times?
09:12There's no such thing as spaceships.
09:16You didn't see anything, did you?
09:18Oh, no me. Dumbo.
09:20I'll miss everything.
09:22Well, good.
09:24You look absolutely gorgeous.
09:26I'm just gonna put these in the shed.
09:28Listen, you...
09:30I would burn down the world for you, darling.
09:32Anyone has a go, I will be there.
09:34And I will dissent.
09:50Is she right?
09:52Boys from school.
09:54I never know.
09:56When I say she looks gorgeous, is that right?
09:58I mean, is it sexist?
10:00I never said it to him when he was...
10:02Oh.
10:04Oh, sorry.
10:06Does she look gorgeous?
10:08Yes. Well, stop worrying.
10:10I just get so clumsy.
10:12I know. So do I.
10:14So what happens?
10:16You have a kid.
10:18You think,
10:20good, I've got it, that's mine.
10:22And then she grows up into this extraordinary,
10:24beautiful thing, and you think,
10:26where did she come from?
10:28How lucky am I?
10:30Don't you, Mum?
10:32Oh!
10:34Yes, definitely.
10:36Yeah, I wish.
10:38Funny about that spaceship thing.
10:40Remember Gramps used to talk about
10:42flying saucers?
10:44Did I tell you?
10:46I saw Susie Mare. She's looking a lot better.
10:48Shorter, obviously.
10:50And then he stopped.
10:52He used to talk about aliens
10:54and UFOs and little green men.
10:56Then he never mentioned them again.
10:58Right about the time
11:00I forgot everything.
11:02It's a long time ago, darling.
11:04Fifteen years.
11:06There's just this
11:08gap.
11:10It's no great mystery.
11:12You had a bit of a breakdown, sweetheart.
11:14And then you got better.
11:16Sometimes I think there's something missing.
11:20Like I had something lovely
11:24and it's gone.
11:28I kind of look to the side like
11:30something should be there
11:32but it's not.
11:34And I know I've got Rose and Sean and you
11:36and the biggest sausage roll I've ever seen.
11:38Frankly, I should be happy.
11:40I should be really happy.
11:44But some nights
11:46I lie in bed
11:48thinking,
11:50what have I lost?
11:54Rose! Have you seen?
11:56On the flatwood!
11:58A spaceship landed!
12:00Fudge, that was miles away.
12:02No, but a bit fell off!
12:04Like an escape pod!
12:06With aliens inside!
12:14Oh my god!
12:16It's empty, Rose!
12:18That means it got out!
12:20There's an alien on the loose!
12:22This is amazing!
12:24I'm gonna get my phone.
12:32Who's that?
12:34What?
12:50Meep meep!
12:52Oh my god!
12:54Hello. I mean, wow.
12:56Boo!
12:58What are you?
13:00I am the meep.
13:02Oh.
13:04Oh my god.
13:06My name is Rose.
13:08I'm a human.
13:10What happened? Did you crash?
13:12I fell from the stars. I hurt my paw.
13:14Let me see.
13:16No, but I'm not safe.
13:18There are others from the sky.
13:20They're hunting me down to kill me.
13:22Who are they?
13:24Monsters.
13:26There are aliens on the loose!
13:28Right on our doorstep!
13:33Ah!
13:35Leave him!
13:37It is the meep we seek.
13:39Continue the hunt!
14:02Too good for us now?
14:04Evening.
14:06Doctor?
14:08That's a double-bladed dagger drive,
14:10damaged by laser fire,
14:12which means we've got two sets of visitors
14:14at war with each other.
14:16That's neat.
14:18Did you get the heat reader kit?
14:20I did.
14:22I'll get it.
14:24I'll get it.
14:26I'll get it.
14:28I'll get it.
14:30Did you get the heat readings
14:32and deceleration?
14:34I got everything.
14:36Shirley Ann Bingham.
14:38Unit Scientific Advisor Number 56.
14:40Oh!
14:42I was Scientific Advisor Number 1.
14:44Oh, I know. I've read the files.
14:46I'm going to get a bonus just for meeting you.
14:48Oh.
14:50But why are you hiding away?
14:52We're on the same side.
14:56It's all a bit mad, Shirley.
15:00I don't know who I am anymore.
15:02Well, you
15:04look like the Doctor to me.
15:06Well, exactly.
15:08I'm one in the skinny suit.
15:10After that, I wear a bow tie. After that, I'm a Scotsman.
15:12After that, I'm a woman.
15:14But that's your future.
15:16You can't know that. It's forbidden.
15:18I regenerated, and she became me.
15:20You got your old face back?
15:22Yep.
15:24But why?
15:26Well, that's what I'm worried about.
15:28I had a best friend
15:30called Donna Noble.
15:32And she was my best friend in the whole wide universe.
15:34I absolutely love her.
15:36Oh. Do I say things like that now?
15:38Sounds like a good thing to say.
15:40But Donna took the mind of a Time Lord into her head.
15:42I had to wipe her memory
15:44to save her life.
15:46If she ever remembers me, she will die.
15:48So what happens next?
15:50I get this face back,
15:52and the TARDIS lands right next to her.
15:54I turn around, and there's her husband.
15:56She's drawing us in.
15:58Oh, she's making it happen?
16:00No, she's got no idea.
16:02She's so ordinary. She's brilliant.
16:04She's got this beautiful daughter. She's happy.
16:06Is she?
16:10And now the universe is turning around her again.
16:14I don't believe in destiny,
16:16but if destiny exists,
16:18then it is heading for Donna Noble.
16:20Right now.
16:22What for?
16:24I won't be the one who killed her.
16:28Right. There's no sign of a pilot,
16:30but that's not an automatic drive,
16:32so you should look for some sort of...
16:34Mom, we found the escape pod.
16:36No sign of life, but we're moving out to secure the site.
16:38Good work, soldier. Go get it.
16:42Yeah, yeah. Not you, mate.
16:44I've got this.
16:46Off you pop. Bye-bye.
16:48Waited your whole life?
16:50If you wish.
16:54Alpha Team, move out!
16:56Come on, Bucky. Come in. Come in.
17:08I think we've got something.
17:10A signal from inside the ship.
17:12It's some kind of repeated pulse,
17:14and when we answer it with basic modulation,
17:16it modulates it back.
17:18That's... I'm sorry about the stairs,
17:20but Geneva says to go in immediately.
17:22Don't make me the problem. Just get in there.
17:42Okay, let's see if this key pulse works.
17:44At arms!
17:46Sir!
17:52Do not fire without my command.
18:22Sir!
18:42It's been night.
18:44Your turn.
18:46Meat Meat, okay?
18:48Hello.
18:50It's only me.
18:52I've got some first-aid stuff.
18:54I made some little friends.
18:56Oh, no.
18:58They're just toys.
19:00Please be my friend.
19:02Why won't you speak to the little meat?
19:04Be my friend.
19:06Be my friend.
19:08No.
19:10Please be my friend.
19:12They can't talk.
19:14Little things with no voice.
19:16Look, it's just my little homemade business.
19:18I'm trying to make a bit of money
19:20for Mum and Dad, that's all.
19:22These are toys. Humans have toys.
19:24They've got...
19:26stuffing inside.
19:28You pulled its tummy out.
19:30No, no, no. Keep it down. Don't be so loud.
19:32I want to go home.
19:34The meat is all alone.
19:36Yeah.
19:38I know that feeling.
19:40Sometimes I think I'm from a different planet.
19:42That's what other people say.
19:44You sound lonely.
19:46No, just...
19:48different.
19:50Now you have the meat.
19:52I told you on the road,
19:54but did you listen?
19:56Mum!
19:58Every week it's the same old thing,
20:00and who ends up doing the bean?
20:02Mum, it says keep out.
20:04No secrets in this house.
20:06Now, have you got anything for recycling?
20:08I've done it.
20:10I'm starving. Let's go and have some tea.
20:12Ooh, that's a new one, isn't it?
20:14Mum, please.
20:16Oh, that is your best yet.
20:18No, I know, but let's go.
20:20That woman from Abu Dhabi who buys your stuff,
20:22she'd love that one.
20:24She's obsessed with gonks.
20:26You could charge her a dollar.
20:28Really cold. Should we go in?
20:30I have to say, that is very good handiwork.
20:32Mum, please, let's go inside.
20:34And those eyes are amazing.
20:36They look so real.
20:38What?
20:40Did you teach her?
20:44What the hell?
20:46Move out! Move, move, move!
21:02Please, quickly, ladies.
21:04It talks.
21:06Don't look at it. Look away.
21:08Right now, it isn't real.
21:10Let me in.
21:12Let me in.
21:14Don't touch it.
21:16Sylvia.
21:20Oh, Sylvia.
21:22So nice to see you again. Could you let me in?
21:24Who said if she sees you again,
21:26she will die?
21:28Well, no. If she remembers me, that's slightly different.
21:30No such thing as spaceships.
21:32We've got a bloody Martian in the shed.
21:34Get out of here, now.
21:36Help!
21:38Get off me, you space rat.
21:40Oh, wow. So cute.
21:42Don't look at it.
21:44Don't look.
21:46It doesn't exist.
21:50Here we go again.
21:52It's that man.
21:54The skinny man.
21:56No, it isn't. He's not there.
21:58You can't see him.
22:00And there's no monster.
22:02God, none of this is real.
22:04Hey, hey, that's her.
22:14Something smells nice.
22:16Tuna madras.
22:18Meet me.
22:22Major Singh, you and your squadron
22:24will return to the steelworks immediately.
22:26But, sir, we detected an atom...
22:28You will return immediately for reassessment. Do you understand?
22:30Yes, sir.
22:32Mason, Giovanni, we're moving out.
22:34On me!
22:42We are close.
22:44The MEEP is near.
22:46We should think about infection.
22:48I mean, I think this man
22:50should deal with this beast
22:52and we can leave him alone
22:54and go back to mine.
22:56Never mind about the ferret from Mars.
22:58Who the hell are you?
23:00I, um...
23:02What was it?
23:04A friend of Nerys.
23:06Nerys?
23:08Well, now it all makes sense.
23:10That viper in the nest.
23:12I'm not going anywhere.
23:14We could sell Mad Paddington for a million quid.
23:16Mum, you fill the fridge.
23:18What did happen to all your money?
23:20Why are you so interested in us?
23:22Everywhere we go, there you are.
23:24Yeah, I just...
23:26Sorry.
23:28There is one person missing.
23:30I used to know your grandad, Wilf.
23:32He's not with us anymore.
23:34Right. Of course.
23:36He wasn't young, was he?
23:40I love that man.
23:44I'm so sorry for your loss.
23:46He's not dead, you idiot.
23:48He's in sheltered accommodation.
23:50He's 94. He can't manage the stairs.
23:52We were lucky. We couldn't afford it.
23:54It's amazing. He's got this room, like a cottage and a garden,
23:56and it's almost free.
23:58Run by that lot in the middle of town? Unit?
24:00This woman in charge, Kate, she says,
24:02he's an old soldier. She'll look after him.
24:04Right. I know her.
24:06She's looking after Wilf.
24:08Brilliant. Brilliant.
24:10Meep meep.
24:12Yes, the meep. I promise I can help him get home and then you'll never see me again.
24:14You're assuming he as a pronoun.
24:16True.
24:18Yes. Sorry. Good point.
24:20Are you he or she or they?
24:22My chosen pronoun is the definite article.
24:24I am always the meep.
24:28Oh, I do that.
24:30But you were shot down.
24:32Who wants you dead?
24:34The Wrath Warriors.
24:36They cultivate meek kind for our beautiful fur.
24:38But then the galaxy said,
24:40no more fur, it's wrong.
24:42So the Wrath Warriors
24:44slaughtered their livestock.
24:46You're a fashion victim.
24:48Sorry.
24:50They will hunt me down
24:52till there are no meeps left.
24:54It breaks both my hearts.
24:56You've got two hearts.
24:58So do I.
25:00You've got what?
25:02No, he means it like a metaphor.
25:04Like two minds, don't you?
25:06Well, what the hell is it now?
25:08I'm good. The soldiers, they can give us a lift.
25:10And me and the meep will be out of your way.
25:12This lot are on my side.
25:14We demand to search the house.
25:16This has been declared a military zone.
25:18Not today, thanks.
25:20I think we need to...
25:24Wrath attack formation.
25:26Surrender the meep.
25:28In position.
25:42Secure the house. Eliminate the Wrath.
25:48What the hell is going on?
25:50Where's your car?
25:52Five doors down.
25:54Excellent.
25:56There are children here.
25:58We've got children.
26:00Never mind me. We've got to save the meep.
26:18Move!
26:42Up there! Up, up, up, up, up!
26:44Come on, the meep!
26:46Come on!
26:48That's it!
26:50Meep sighted!
26:56Help me!
26:58Meep, second level!
27:06My house!
27:08Upstairs, upstairs, upstairs!
27:14Come on!
27:20Find the meep!
27:28We got him?
27:30Fast as you can.
27:44Excellent.
27:46This is a sonic screwdriver.
27:48And if it's good at one thing,
27:50it's resonating concrete.
27:54That's not concrete, that's water.
27:56Thank you, Bob the Builder.
28:04Skinny Minnie.
28:06You're not bad.
28:08No, she doesn't.
28:10No, no.
28:12Come on, five houses down.
28:24We're all unit troops under hostile control.
28:26This is code red.
28:28Open fire!
28:42We're all unit troops under hostile control.
29:02Hold the road!
29:04We're going to get shot from all three!
29:12Oh, no!
29:13Oh, no!
29:14Oh, no!
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30:37Oh, no!
30:38Oh, no!
30:39Oh, we've got things very, very wrong.
30:48Beep, beep.
31:03This court is now in session.
31:13Intercept!
31:14Teleport!
31:15Help me!
31:16What the hell are you doing?
31:21Silence in court!
31:26I'm invoking Shadow Proclamation Protocols 15P and 6.
31:31In my jurisdiction, there will be no violence until such time as I deem it fit and proper.
31:37Is that understood?
31:39Now, Exhibit A, the text.
31:43No scorch marks.
31:44Donna, can you confirm?
31:45Um, yes.
31:46Um, no, nothing.
31:47We were hit by plasma bombs, but there isn't a mark.
31:48And that soldier in the street, he was unconscious, not dead.
32:01Exhibit B, those guns are stun guns, is that correct?
32:06The guns apply a mild and harmless neural anesthetic.
32:10For the record, my name is Sergeant Zogroth.
32:12And I am Constable Zreig.
32:14But the evil Wroth Warriors want to kill the meek.
32:18The only ones out to kill were the soldiers with the swirling eyes.
32:22So are they coming to hurt you, the meek, or save you?
32:27If I may speak, address the court.
32:30The story of the meek is a tragic tale.
32:33Their planet basked in the light of a living sun.
32:36Until one terrible day, the sun went mad.
32:40A psychedelic sun.
32:41Its radiation mutated all of meek kind into cruel beasts who live for conquest.
32:47The eyes, the solar psychedelia.
32:50It renders them as maniacs.
32:53The meek army captured the Galactic Council, beheaded them, and ate them.
32:58The Wroth Warriors were summoned, and we fought across the stars, a long and awful battle.
33:05Meek kind died rather than surrender, and now only this one survives.
33:10Their leader, the most cruel and despicable of all.
33:14Meep, meep!
33:15Now, let's be fair.
33:18It's your turn, the meep.
33:21Witness for the defense.
33:22So, what do you say?
33:26Oh, to hell with this!
33:28It's living sin!
33:31No stun guns for me!
33:33Just die!
33:36Donna! Donna, don't!
33:38And here they come!
33:40My soldiers of the psychedelic sun!
33:43Obey the meek!
33:44Get out!
33:45Get Rose out!
33:46I don't need to pretend, for I am the meep of all the meeps.
33:50Sergeant Zogroth regrets retirement from active duty.
34:03How was I?
34:05You are a monster!
34:07And you believed every word I said, you stupid woman, with your weird child!
34:13Oh, don't you dare!
34:15Oh, I dare!
34:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
34:18Last minute evidence, me!
34:20Why is there another two-hearted species on this planet?
34:22Unless I'm part of a strategy by the Wrath Warriors to outfox you.
34:26And if you kill me, and fail to take this family hostage, you'll never find out, will you?
34:35Bring them!
34:36Good! Now, look.
34:37I can suggest a much better way off this planet than a double-bladed dagger drive.
34:41Because that thing is gonna...
34:59Who are you?
35:02What's your name?
35:04I'm just passing by.
35:07Do you know him?
35:08No.
35:09You act like you know him.
35:12Ever since he arrived, he's like...
35:20I'm so stupid!
35:21No, no, you're not.
35:23We could be living somewhere far away from here.
35:27Monte Carlo.
35:29Switzerland.
35:33And you'd be safe for us.
35:36It's all my fault.
35:38I gave away that lottery money.
35:42Why?
35:43Because.
35:48There are places out there where people are in danger.
35:51And in pain.
35:54And fear.
35:56And I could help.
36:00I just felt like the sort of thing he would do.
36:14Out!
36:31It didn't land in a steelworks by mistake.
36:35It came to be mended.
36:39Hail to the thief!
36:41Hail to the thief!
36:43Hail to the thief!
36:44Hail to the thief!
36:45Human scum!
36:47Behold my vessel to the stars!
36:50Far beyond your tiny grassy minds!
36:54I name this ship the Delusions of Grandeur.
36:57Me?
36:58You can't fire those engines.
36:59Not from here.
37:01A dagger drive gets its energy by stabbing down.
37:03It would extract, ooh, five square miles,
37:07the whole of London town burnt as fuel.
37:10But that's nine million people.
37:12A great day for Meepkind.
37:15And the start of a new reign of terror
37:17as the Meep returns to the stars for revenge.
37:21And feasting.
37:23Now, activate the initializers.
37:26Initializers activated.
37:29Brandish the gravity stanchions.
37:33Gravity stanchions brandished.
37:38Calibrate the flight deck.
37:41Flight deck calibrated.
37:43Take the prisoners on board,
37:45then I'll decide which one to eat first.
37:49Hail to the Meep!
37:51Yeah!
38:11Evening, boys.
38:16You've got weapons in your wheelchair.
38:18We all have.
38:19Come on.
38:21Come on.
38:24Right, you lot, the family,
38:25you can get out through that door.
38:27And you need to get to engine control
38:29with the ports I've guarded.
38:30There's no way around it.
38:31So what do we do?
38:32I don't just fire darts, mate.
38:40You lot run.
38:41I'll fight them off at the lift.
38:45Donna, come on!
38:52Come on.
38:55I love you, Donna.
38:58I'm sorry.
39:00Donna, you're caught.
39:01Take her.
39:02Take her ten miles away.
39:04I love you, Sean.
39:05But if the Doctor can't save the city,
39:06we're all gonna die.
39:08I've got to help.
39:10Donna!
39:11She caught him, Doctor.
39:14Come on.
39:22Dagger drive systems initialising.
39:29That's enough.
39:30Run it.
39:32Chamber deadlocked.
39:33No, no, no, no.
39:34Don't open the door.
39:35Just don't.
39:36No!
39:37No time.
39:39I've got it.
39:40I've got it.
39:41I've got it.
39:42You stay there.
39:43Don't move, Donna.
39:44Where do we leave?
39:46Where do we start?
39:48Soon.
39:49Maximise petrolinks and combustible hyperlines.
39:53Hail to the meeting.
39:55Hail to the meeting.
40:00Star launch in five minutes.
40:04Primary ignition signature installed.
40:08Deadlock seal.
40:10Deadlock seal.
40:14It's been deadlocked.
40:15What's that mean?
40:16It means...
40:17I can do it by hand.
40:20Bisect the maximum.
40:23Maximum bisecting.
40:25Double dagger drive installed and initiated.
40:37I can do it half the room.
40:38That's fine.
40:39Let me help.
40:40No!
40:41You can't get involved.
40:43You can't.
40:48Switches.
40:49The top ones.
40:50The blue ones.
40:51Stick them on down.
40:54Activate the dagger drive.
41:07We can't get out.
41:08We're trapped.
41:09What do we do?
41:18Fire!
41:26We've run out of time.
41:28Ignition in.
41:292.30.
41:30If there was anything else I could do, but there's only one thing left.
41:34Well, then do it.
41:37I'll wrap and do it.
41:38What are you waiting for?
41:40I think...
41:41I think...
41:45all that coincidence was heading here
41:48to save London from burning.
41:51Because you and I can stop this ship.
41:55Together.
41:56What?
41:59But it will kill you.
42:03Okay.
42:04You'll die.
42:06My daughter is down there.
42:08Ignition in.
42:091.18.
42:10Well, it's not just us.
42:13It's nine million people.
42:17Guess about me.
42:18I do.
42:21Why?
42:23I'm just no one.
42:25No, you are not.
42:29Why does it have to be this?
42:34Entering final sequence.
42:37Westerly.
42:40Pelican.
42:42Dreams.
42:43I don't...
42:44I don't care what it is.
42:46All right, just...
42:48Just go and do it, will you?
42:49Ignition.
42:50Tornado.
42:511.50.
42:52Clifftops.
42:54Andante.
42:55Get on with it!
42:57Grief.
42:59Fingerprint.
43:02Saceration.
43:07Sparrow.
43:10Dance.
43:12Mexico.
43:20Binary.
43:23Binary.
43:27Binary.
43:30Ignition in.
43:31100.
43:32And...
43:33Bang!
43:36Ignition.
43:37City of Thor!
43:49Ignition in.
43:5090.
43:51Are you all right?
43:59I gave away my money.
44:00Ignition in.
44:0175.
44:02Right, but...
44:03I gave away...
44:05all my money.
44:07And do you know why, Doctor?
44:10I gave it away...
44:12to be like you.
44:14So I could be kind.
44:15So I could be nice.
44:16So I could be helpful.
44:17Ignition in.
44:18One minute.
44:19I had a subconscious,
44:20infracutaneous,
44:21retrofold memory loop
44:23making me act as soft as you
44:26and give away...
44:27Ignition in.
44:28166 million pounds!
44:31Yes, Donna, but...
44:32Destruction of London?
44:33Oh, I'll show you destruction, mate.
44:36I will triple-drive the particle manifesto,
44:38overstep the umbilical feed,
44:40vindicate the cyber-line,
44:41and roast the hyper-phase...
44:44like this!
44:46Maximise the stress-movement.
44:48Channel off the booster drive.
44:50Inculcate the plexiglass.
44:51And shatter-fry the positrons.
44:53Hurry!
44:5420.
44:559.
44:56How long have I got to live?
44:5710.
44:5816.
44:5915.
45:0055 seconds.
45:0130.
45:0212.
45:0311.
45:0410.
45:05Best 55 seconds of my life!
45:076.
45:087.
45:096.
45:10Because I get to do this!
45:115.
45:124.
45:133.
45:142.
45:151.
45:16Ignition halted.
45:17Donna Novo is descending!
45:21Ignition reversed.
45:23Ignition reversed.
45:25No!
45:27No!
45:32It's working!
45:38No.
45:39No, no, no, no, no, no!
45:41No, no.
45:45You two-hearted monster!
45:46Kill him!
45:47Eradicate him!
45:49We did it.
45:51She's fine.
45:52She's safe.
45:53You saved her.
45:56You saved them all.
45:58Why did this face come back?
46:01I don't know.
46:05To say goodbye?
46:10Good fun, though.
46:27We have orders to kill you.
46:29Do what you want.
46:30This ship isn't going anywhere.
46:32You were beaten.
46:34By the Doctor, Donna.
46:36Now feel the wrath of the meat!
46:38Destroy him!
46:51What?
46:52What?
46:53What?
46:54What?
46:55What?
46:56You're all dead.
46:58But how?
47:00Closing down all psychedelic lightwave emanators
47:02and transferring excess power to the broken-dome prefixulators.
47:06Mum?
47:07Can you hear me?
47:09Mum?
47:10Doctor?
47:11I think it's safe for you to come down now.
47:14Rose?
47:16Too much power for one person,
47:18but you had a child,
47:20and the Metacrisis passed down
47:22a shared inheritance.
47:24Binary.
47:26Non-binary.
47:28Binary.
47:36It was always there,
47:38shining out of her.
47:39And she chose her own name.
47:41Oh, the Shed.
47:43The Shed was her memory of the TARDIS.
47:47The toys.
47:49The toys!
47:50Every creature we met, she remembered as a toy.
47:53Exterminate!
47:54Don't hold, Rose.
47:56Upgrade in progress.
48:05We're binary.
48:06She's not.
48:07Because the doctors.
48:08Male.
48:09And female.
48:10And neither.
48:11And more.
48:12Happy now?
48:13My father would be impressed.
48:15I have no higher confidence.
48:20There's a word for you, Doctor.
48:22And that word is...
48:23Jammy.
48:25Jam?
48:26On toast.
48:27Pour it on the meat.
48:28You forget I still have my ship?
48:31And if I have to accept it,
48:33I'll accept it.
48:34I'll accept it.
48:35I'll accept it.
48:36I'll accept it.
48:37I'll accept it.
48:38I'll accept it.
48:39I'll accept it.
48:40I'll accept it.
48:41And if I have to explode the engines and rupture this world
48:44and dab us all to hell,
48:46then I will!
48:59There you go.
49:02Blast them.
49:10Sergeant Zogrof and Constable Zrieg gave their lives,
49:14along with many soldiers of Earth.
49:16Their names will be included in the litany of crimes
49:19as the meat patrons in prison for 10,000 years.
49:23Oh, I will escape and have my revenge.
49:26So you beware, Doctor,
49:28because there's one more thing.
49:30Which is?
49:31A creature with two hearts is such a rare thing.
49:35Just wait till I tell the boss.
49:42Cryptic.
49:43I hate that.
49:46But we've still got to fix you two,
49:49because the Metacrisis might have slowed down,
49:51but that thing is wrapped around your cortex.
49:54Yes, we know.
49:55We know everything.
49:56Thanks.
49:57And you know nothing.
49:59It's a shame you're not a woman anymore.
50:01She'd have understood.
50:02We've got all that power,
50:04but there is a way to get rid of it.
50:06Something a male-presenting Time Lord will never understand.
50:11Just let it go.
50:13And we choose to let it go.
50:30Like I said, mate.
50:32How lucky am I?
50:35After all these years, I'm...
50:38finally me.
50:54And you need to have a great insurance policy.
50:58Damage to property in the course of an alien war.
51:01While that's being sorted out...
51:05One last trip?
51:06Don't you dare.
51:08Do you know, I would love to.
51:13But I have got adventures of my own.
51:16Bringing up this one.
51:17Can I see inside?
51:18No, no, no, no.
51:21No.
51:22Because something will go wrong,
51:24and you'll end up on Mars with Chaucer
51:26and a robot shark.
51:28And that's actually happened, hasn't it?
51:30Oh, yeah.
51:31But I was thinking we could go and see Will.
51:36Now that is cheap.
51:37Just a suggestion.
51:38I mean it. Don't you dare.
51:41But imagine his face, Mum.
51:43Oh, he would be so happy.
51:45All those secrets Grandad kept for years.
51:48He thought I'd never remember.
51:51And to see the Doctor
51:53one last time.
51:57Oh, right.
51:58But one trip, that's all.
52:00Just one.
52:01One tiny little trip.
52:04That is a promise.
52:07It's like the old days.
52:08Just me and the Doctor.
52:10Together.
52:12Is that all right?
52:13Yeah, of course it is.
52:14Well, a lot of husbands would worry.
52:18You know, me in a box with another man.
52:21Yeah.
52:23But not him.
52:26Come on, Spaceman.
52:38This is amazing!
52:45It changed!
52:50You clever thing!
52:52Look at that!
52:57Oh!
53:00It's got this!
53:13What's that?
53:18It's a bit nippy.
53:19Oh, come on!
53:21All right.
53:24It's gorgeous!
53:30Cleaner.
53:31And it's grown!
53:34But I still don't get it.
53:36The TARDIS can change, all right, but
53:39what about your face?
53:41Why did it come back?
53:42Does there have to be a reason?
53:44For your life?
53:45Yes!
53:47Well,
53:48we'll start with it now.
53:50Oh, this thing is brilliant!
53:52It's even got a coffee machine!
53:54You want one?
53:55You're kidding.
53:56With cold milk, yeah?
53:59Well remembered.
54:07Thank you very much.
54:08Careful!
54:09That's how I lost my job.
54:11Dropped coffee in the computer.
54:15I really do remember that.
54:18Every second with you.
54:20I'm so glad you're back,
54:21because it killed me, Donna.
54:23It killed me, it killed me, it killed me.
54:26We can have more days, can't we?
54:29I mean, why is it such a big goodbye with you?
54:32Why is it one last trip?
54:34Because you can visit
54:36with my family.
54:39We can do outrageous things,
54:41like have tea,
54:43dinner,
54:44and a laugh,
54:46and Rose's school play.
54:48Well, maybe not that.
54:49She can't act.
54:50She's terrible.
54:51I don't know how to tell her.
54:52But the point is,
54:54you've been given a second chance.
54:57You can do things different this time.
54:59So why don't you do something completely new
55:02and have some friends?
55:06Yeah.
55:09Maybe, yeah.
55:10Like now.
55:11Here we are,
55:13having a coffee.
55:15What's going to go wrong?
55:16Oh, my God!
55:17I can't react to anything!
55:30Donna!
55:31I said something!
55:41What's happening?
55:42I've got no idea!
55:43It's completely out of control!
55:47Oh, my God!
55:52We could end up
55:54anywhere in time and space!
56:16Oh, my God!
56:46Oh, my God!