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00:00:00I'll see you in the next video.
00:00:30I'll see you in the next video.
00:00:32Bye.
00:01:00Teddy bears and the Harvey Horson.
00:01:02Who does not want a Harvey Horson to go clip at the club down the strassa, ja?
00:01:06No.
00:01:08I just want this, really.
00:01:10Ah, Stooky Bill.
00:01:12Meine Favoriten.
00:01:14But you will leave the family all alone.
00:01:17Poor Stooky Sue.
00:01:19And the poor Stooky Babies.
00:01:21You would leave them without Papa.
00:01:23The widow and the orphans will be crying.
00:01:25Um, no.
00:01:27Just him, thank you.
00:01:31Is that real hair?
00:01:33Ja, ja.
00:01:35I was just sticking on the hair myself.
00:01:37I cut it off the head of a beautiful lady.
00:01:41She will not miss it.
00:01:43But then, she will never miss anything ever again.
00:01:49Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:01:52Uh, and, and how much is that?
00:01:55Six pence.
00:01:58I really must apologize for the rain.
00:02:01You must be used to sunnier climes.
00:02:07I was born in Cheltenham.
00:02:11Your accent seems to have slipped.
00:02:14I hope the kiddies enjoy him.
00:02:20It's not for children.
00:02:22It's for my employer.
00:02:24You may have heard of him. He only lives around the corner.
00:02:27Mr. John Logie Bear.
00:02:29Oh, the inventor man.
00:02:31Wonderful.
00:02:32What is he being inventing now?
00:02:35Well, it's complicated.
00:02:38It's a new thing.
00:02:40Called television.
00:02:42Well, what a game we are playing.
00:02:45What a wonderful, wonderful game.
00:02:50Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:02:54Follow me, Stooky.
00:02:55That's a Scottish word. Do you know what Stooky means?
00:02:58It comes from stucco, as in plaster.
00:03:01But it's come to mean stupid and slow, like Billy Boy's an idiot.
00:03:04He can't be that daft. He's about to make history.
00:03:09Ready now?
00:03:11I think so.
00:03:12May God go with us.
00:03:25I did it, Charlie. I did it.
00:03:28The very first television picture.
00:03:31How hot is it in there? We're not going to catch fire, are we?
00:03:33That's why we need Stooky Will.
00:03:35No man could sit underneath that temperature.
00:03:37Problem is, it could be a photograph.
00:03:40If I'm to prove television works, I'll need a moving image.
00:03:46I got quite the shock.
00:03:48Me too.
00:03:50Imagine if he could talk.
00:03:54That wee chap's about to change the world.
00:03:58Imagine what he would say.
00:04:15Oh, my God.
00:04:45Oh, my God!
00:05:07Excuse me. Can you tell me, what are you doing?
00:05:10I can't drive.
00:05:12Okay, so, which means...
00:05:15I pay my taxes, which means I pay for this road.
00:05:19It is mine, and I will do with it what I like.
00:05:22You'll get yourself killed.
00:05:23It's my life, not yours.
00:05:25But you could just stand over there and be safe.
00:05:28Blame them! Because it all changed two days ago.
00:05:32Everyone started thinking they're right, all the time.
00:05:36And they won't change their mind.
00:05:38If you try to argue, they go mad.
00:05:41But for me, I've always been right.
00:05:47Excusez-moi, monsieur.
00:05:49Je suis terrible.
00:05:51But perhaps you will dance avec moi.
00:05:53Oui, alors.
00:05:55So, dance.
00:06:00Attention, the doctor. Attention, the doctor.
00:06:03Stay where you are. You are under unit control.
00:06:06Repeat, unit control.
00:06:08Attention, attention.
00:06:13Doctor, I'm going to Ibrahim. Unit five.
00:06:15If you could come with us.
00:06:17Get him to safety, all right?
00:06:19Never mind about us. I want my granddad safe, all right?
00:06:21You got that? Yes, ma'am.
00:06:22You keep your family safe.
00:06:24You go with the doctor.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:07:00Oh, here comes trouble.
00:07:02I could say the same about you.
00:07:04Charlie, you can't be serious.
00:07:06Deathbridge Stewart.
00:07:08I remember your father working night and day to keep units secret.
00:07:12Look at you now, out and proud and defending the Earth.
00:07:15I fought them all.
00:07:17Robots and insects and yetis and clones.
00:07:20But what do we do this time, doctor?
00:07:22How do we fight the human race?
00:07:25That's for you.
00:07:26Good, good, good. Now, what have we got?
00:07:28Are these worldwide? Because I'm going to need all the statistics.
00:07:30Oh, no way.
00:07:33Oh, that is the best news.
00:07:35Melanie, hello.
00:07:40We'll catch up later. We haven't got time.
00:07:42I used to be like you. I was one of his companions.
00:07:45I wasn't the first writer.
00:07:47I'm not the first writer.
00:07:49I'm not the first writer.
00:07:51I used to be like you. I was one of his companions.
00:07:53I wasn't the first writer.
00:07:54No, that was me.
00:07:56Although, don't say companion.
00:07:58That sounds like we park him on the seafront at Western Super May.
00:08:02Is park rude?
00:08:04Borderline.
00:08:05And stations, go protocols. The doctors in the room report.
00:08:09Two days ago, an increase in violence worldwide.
00:08:12The same increase in every country.
00:08:14And all rising at exactly the same rates.
00:08:17Basically, every single human being thinks they're right and won't be told otherwise.
00:08:20That plane crash, the F665, Boston to Heathrow.
00:08:23The pilot declared his right to land wherever he wants.
00:08:26I'm coming home.
00:08:28Look out, love. Mr. Kenny, coming home.
00:08:32But if everyone's going mad...
00:08:34So is the government.
00:08:38What do I care?
00:08:40I mean, seriously.
00:08:42Why should I care about you?
00:08:44No change there, then.
00:08:46You're fine. You're completely normal.
00:08:48And that's because of the...
00:08:51Oh, we call it the Z-dex.
00:08:53An invention of the blinks.
00:08:55Hello, the blinks. I'm the doctor.
00:08:57So why's it called the Z-dex?
00:08:59Good name.
00:09:00It disrupts the brain, flattens the spike, keeps everything calm.
00:09:04And the spike is?
00:09:08I think I need to show you.
00:09:12Activate brain scan.
00:09:14Activating, ma'am.
00:09:17That's my brain activity. Seems normal.
00:09:19Albeit slightly heightened, given the end of the world.
00:09:22Now, keep your eye on the scan.
00:09:25And deactivate my Z-dex.
00:09:29Kate Lethbridge-Stewart, off.
00:09:45Well?
00:09:49Um, hello?
00:09:51Hello.
00:09:52How are you?
00:09:53Fine.
00:09:54Busy day?
00:09:57Why do you want to know?
00:10:00I'm just asking. Is there a problem?
00:10:02It's an invasion of my privacy.
00:10:04In fact, it's an assault on my civic rights.
00:10:06And I think it's highly relevant that the person demanding information from me is an alien.
00:10:11Okay.
00:10:12No, no, no, no, no.
00:10:13I think you'll find that I'm in charge here.
00:10:15And we've been infiltrated by aliens.
00:10:17By a man of two hearts.
00:10:19A man who changes his face and cannot be trusted.
00:10:22And you. And her.
00:10:24Both with red hair.
00:10:25What is this?
00:10:26Some sort of conspiracy?
00:10:28What are you hiding?
00:10:29And as for her, in that chair.
00:10:30I've seen you walk. I've seen you walking!
00:10:33Don't deny it!
00:10:34No, you can't stop me!
00:10:35It's about time you heard the truth!
00:10:37Activate Z-dex.
00:10:43I'm sorry.
00:10:44No, it's okay.
00:10:49Shirley.
00:10:50I'm so sorry.
00:10:52Absolutely no need.
00:10:56It's not just me.
00:10:59It keeps spiking inside every single person's head.
00:11:02But what's that mean?
00:11:04It's been beamed in from outside?
00:11:06No.
00:11:07It's not just me.
00:11:09What's that mean?
00:11:10It's been beamed in from outside?
00:11:12No, it is natural.
00:11:14It is generated inside the brain.
00:11:17But not me.
00:11:18Not Grandad.
00:11:19Nor me.
00:11:20I'm wearing a Z-dex just in case, but I've been fine.
00:11:23Well, no more opinionated than usual.
00:11:25You and me both.
00:11:26Maybe long-term travel in the TARDIS puts you out of sync.
00:11:29Can't you give everyone a Z-dex?
00:11:32Imagine trying that.
00:11:34They are using this to control us.
00:11:37And monitor us.
00:11:38And microwave our brains.
00:11:40I am anti-Z-dex.
00:11:44Can we filter this wavelength?
00:11:45Lose the background noise?
00:11:47Gives us a strong, coherent wave in the seizure focus,
00:11:50peaking seven times.
00:11:52So this started two days ago.
00:11:54But why then?
00:11:55What else happened on that day?
00:11:57Exactly.
00:11:58We've been looking for a trigger, and there's this.
00:12:01The COSAT-5 satellite, launched by South Korea,
00:12:03activated two days ago.
00:12:05And here it is right now.
00:12:0636,000 kilometers above us.
00:12:08COSAT is the final link in the chain.
00:12:09The world is now 100% online.
00:12:12From the highest mountain to the deepest valley on Earth,
00:12:14everyone is connected.
00:12:16But COSAT is clean.
00:12:17We've checked and double-checked.
00:12:18It's not like the old Archangel network.
00:12:20There's nothing hiding in that signal.
00:12:22And yet, for the first time in history,
00:12:25everyone has access to this.
00:12:29A screen.
00:12:30What if it's a tune?
00:12:32What?
00:12:33I know we've only got minutes to live,
00:12:34but give me a second,
00:12:35because I spent six months teaching my daughter
00:12:37how to play the recorder
00:12:38till she said, this is not who I am.
00:12:39And that was the style of the whole of the conversation,
00:12:41believe you me.
00:12:42But, if...
00:12:45you look at these seven peaks...
00:12:48like this...
00:12:51maybe it's music.
00:12:53A classic arpeggio.
00:12:54Middle C an octave higher.
00:12:56La-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:12:58Oh.
00:13:02What?
00:13:03What is it?
00:13:04Sing that again.
00:13:05La-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:13:07I know that tune.
00:13:09I know that from somewhere.
00:13:11What are the notes?
00:13:12C-E-G-C-G-E-C.
00:13:14It's a musical palindrome.
00:13:16It's just a straightforward arpeggio.
00:13:18Everyone knows arpeggios.
00:13:20It's a basic tune.
00:13:21So, the question is,
00:13:24why are we all reacting to this one?
00:13:26I'm not.
00:13:27The flinks?
00:13:28No.
00:13:29Just the humans.
00:13:30It's so familiar.
00:13:32It's like it's been buried in my head for years.
00:13:34Oh, what is it?
00:13:35Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:13:37I found the exact same notes.
00:13:39Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:13:41Oh, it's not a tune.
00:13:43Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:13:44It's a laugh.
00:13:45It's a puppet.
00:13:46They giggle in everyone's head.
00:13:48Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:13:50What is that thing?
00:13:51Stooky Bill.
00:13:52The first face to ever appear on television.
00:13:54Put there by John Logie Baird himself.
00:13:56I've never seen him before,
00:13:57so how do I know that laugh?
00:13:59It's the very first image
00:14:01that has been hiding in every screen ever since.
00:14:06Sneaking into your head,
00:14:08carving a wave,
00:14:11and waiting.
00:14:12But hiding how?
00:14:14If there were secret pictures inside every television,
00:14:16we would have found it.
00:14:17What, because you're so clever?
00:14:19Maybe Stooky Bill's a lot smarter than you.
00:14:21Imagine
00:14:23if he burnt himself into television itself
00:14:26and every picture ever since.
00:14:27Every single one.
00:14:29Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:14:31Screen after screen after screen.
00:14:36Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:14:37And every type of screen.
00:14:38Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:14:39Everyone and everywhere.
00:14:41He's inside of all.
00:14:42Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:14:43Two days ago, he finally connected worldwide.
00:14:45Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:14:46Branding his giggle into your brains
00:14:48until you had enough screens to be complete.
00:14:50Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:14:51Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:14:52Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:14:53Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:14:54Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:14:55It's the very first existence of television.
00:14:57Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:14:58Laughing at the human race.
00:15:00Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:15:01Driving them mad.
00:15:02Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:15:03Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:15:04Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:15:05Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:15:06But something on that scale over so many years,
00:15:09who could do that?
00:15:11The puppet's just a puppet.
00:15:12We're looking for the puppeteer.
00:15:15And I've got a memory.
00:15:17I think something's coming back.
00:15:21After a very long time.
00:15:24But it's not only the giggle.
00:15:26Don't go thinking you've got an excuse.
00:15:29The human race might be clever and bright and brilliant.
00:15:32It's also savage and venal and relentless.
00:15:35All the anger out there on the street,
00:15:37the lies, the righteousness, that's human.
00:15:39That's you.
00:15:40That's who you are.
00:15:42Using your intelligence to be stupid.
00:15:45Poisoning the world.
00:15:47And hating each other.
00:15:49You've never needed any help with that.
00:15:53But today,
00:15:55something else is using your worst attributes.
00:15:59Playing with you.
00:16:02Like toys.
00:16:06Can we take that satellite now?
00:16:07All missiles are on lockdown, but we've got the galvanic beam.
00:16:10What range?
00:16:11We can pick off a pebble on the moon.
00:16:13Trouble is, taking out a South Korean satellite
00:16:14will have international consequences.
00:16:16So we've been waiting for permission.
00:16:19All world leaders are being affected by the giggle.
00:16:22You have my permission.
00:16:25Thank you, Doctor.
00:16:28Go protocol override.
00:16:30All staff initiate galvanic activation.
00:16:32Bring up the beam.
00:16:34Platform in motion.
00:16:36Shirley, have we got the exact date
00:16:38that Logie Baird made that transmission?
00:16:40I'll find it.
00:16:42All clear on the helipad.
00:16:44I fed the COSAT fake coordinates
00:16:46so it's coming into UK orbit
00:16:49You're brilliant.
00:16:51Hello.
00:16:53Hi.
00:16:54Platform loaded.
00:16:56You look so well.
00:16:57What?
00:16:58How?
00:16:59Well, quick version.
00:17:01I travelled the stars.
00:17:02Good old Sablon Blitz.
00:17:04He lived till he was 101.
00:17:06What?
00:17:07Died falling over a whiskey bottle.
00:17:08That's a perfect way to go.
00:17:10He had this great big Viking funeral,
00:17:12and I thought, time to go home.
00:17:15So I got a lift off of Zingo
00:17:17and came back to Earth.
00:17:18What's a Zingo?
00:17:19It's the thing you get a lift off.
00:17:21But then I had to face up to the one thing
00:17:23I'd been running away from.
00:17:25I've got nothing.
00:17:27My family are all gone.
00:17:30Remember?
00:17:33But then Kate offered me a job,
00:17:35and here I am.
00:17:39Galvanic beam payload boarding.
00:17:41Platform locking at level 55.
00:17:46That was very good work with the music.
00:17:48Oh.
00:17:49If we survive this,
00:17:50you should think about joining UNIT.
00:17:53How much per year?
00:17:5460,000.
00:17:56120 plus five weeks holiday.
00:17:58Done.
00:18:01Galvanic beam in position.
00:18:03COSAT in range in 90 seconds.
00:18:06Doctor, Stuky Bill was televised
00:18:09the 2nd of October 1925
00:18:11at 22 Frith Street, Soho, W1D4RF.
00:18:17If I went ready, don't wait for me.
00:18:18TARDIS?
00:18:19Suite 17.
00:18:21Okay.
00:18:22Okay, we're done.
00:18:41Soho, 1925.
00:18:49So, what about Mel?
00:18:53She's brilliant, isn't she?
00:18:55Yeah, but I just keep thinking,
00:18:57all this time, you've never mentioned her.
00:19:01Donna, I'm a billion years old.
00:19:03If I still could talk about everyone I've ever met,
00:19:04we'd still be in the TARDIS, wouldn't we?
00:19:06So you talk about no one, ever.
00:19:10You just keep charging on.
00:19:12This is because I'm busy.
00:19:14Right now.
00:19:15But you are busy every second of every day.
00:19:18I mean, look at us now.
00:19:19We haven't stopped.
00:19:21I saw you, Doctor.
00:19:24I got a glimpse inside your mind.
00:19:27And it's like you're staggering.
00:19:29You are staggering along.
00:19:32Maybe that's why your old face came back.
00:19:35Why are you wearing yourself out?
00:19:41Stooky Bill might be on First Street,
00:19:43but the question is, where did Stooky Bill come from?
00:20:06Yeah!
00:20:08The ball is the first game ever being invented.
00:20:12Stone Age man, he picked up a rock.
00:20:15He said, oh, das ist ein ball.
00:20:18He pulled it, and he killed a man.
00:20:21He said, oh, what fun.
00:20:23And now, everybody loves the balls.
00:20:26Until they hear five billion.
00:20:28Then the very last human picks up the skull of his enemy
00:20:32And that, that is the final ball of all.
00:20:36Ja?
00:20:38Enough.
00:20:40Ah, Donna Norby.
00:20:43I wondered which one of you had the balls.
00:20:47OK.
00:20:49So you know my name.
00:20:51How do you two know each other?
00:20:53Donna, go back to the TARDIS.
00:20:55Go back to the TARDIS.
00:20:58You never tell me to do that.
00:21:00He is recognizing me.
00:21:03Are you not depleased, Herr Doctor,
00:21:07to see me again after so many years?
00:21:12Who is he?
00:21:20The Toymaker.
00:21:25We meet again, Doctor.
00:21:29What do you think?
00:21:30If the ball was the very first game, what was the second?
00:21:35Hide and seek.
00:21:46No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:21:47Don't look.
00:21:51It's bigger than the shop.
00:21:53Don't tell me he's got his own TARDIS.
00:21:56The TARDIS is an idea the Toymaker would throw away.
00:21:59We've stepped inside his domain, and it's governed by the rules of play.
00:22:08OK, keep going forward.
00:22:11But how does this even make sense?
00:22:13Because I've seen some things with you.
00:22:15I've seen Ood, Davros.
00:22:17I mean, the Adipose, for God's sake.
00:22:19But they had a sort of logic.
00:22:22Dalek's built a great big bomb. I understood that.
00:22:25But this, this is impossible.
00:22:28How does it exist?
00:22:30That's what unravels me.
00:22:31All the laws I cling to.
00:22:33Gone.
00:22:40Who is the Toymaker?
00:22:42What is he?
00:22:47When I was young.
00:22:49When I was young.
00:22:52I was so sure of myself, I made a terrible mistake.
00:22:56I let the TARDIS fall into another realm.
00:22:59A hollow beneath the under-universe.
00:23:02Where science is a game, and all of us are toys.
00:23:06But you escaped.
00:23:08I beat the Toymaker, I won his game, but now he's here.
00:23:11He's found his way into reality.
00:23:19And I think it's all because of me.
00:23:23Because I got clever, didn't I?
00:23:27I cast that sword at the edge of the universe.
00:23:31I played a game and let him in.
00:23:35An elemental force with the power of a god,
00:23:37and he's driven the human race mad with a puppet.
00:23:39Yeah, but you always said...
00:23:41Oh, what do I say?
00:23:43What do I say? What do I say?
00:23:45Because I'm always so certain.
00:23:48I'm all Sonic and TARDIS and Time Lord.
00:23:50Take that away.
00:23:53Take away the toys.
00:23:56What am I?
00:23:57What am I now?
00:24:06I don't know...
00:24:09if I can save your life this time.
00:24:13It's not about me.
00:24:16I guess it is.
00:24:19Well...
00:24:23maybe I'll save you.
00:24:29You big idiot.
00:24:35Anyway, you beat him before.
00:24:37That's the problem.
00:24:39I'll tell him I'll lose next time.
00:24:41No, it doesn't work like that.
00:24:44Because my dad used to say,
00:24:46dice don't know what the dice did last time.
00:24:49Games don't have a memory.
00:24:51Every game starts from scratch.
00:24:54I wouldn't like that.
00:24:55Well said, Dad.
00:24:58Okay.
00:25:00Shall we...
00:25:02find the right door?
00:25:05No!
00:25:12Donna!
00:25:13Doctor!
00:25:14Donna, don't move!
00:25:17Can you hear me?
00:25:19Are you there?
00:25:21Doctor!
00:25:24Just stay there. I'll try another door.
00:25:26I'll try another door.
00:25:28Don't move!
00:25:30Help me. Please, help me.
00:25:35Help me.
00:25:40I've got you.
00:25:41What is it? What happened?
00:25:42I bought a toy.
00:25:45I paid the price.
00:25:47It's okay. It's me.
00:25:49Lift you up. I'll take the weight, okay?
00:25:51Ready?
00:25:57I came back to the shop
00:25:59because I couldn't.
00:26:00I couldn't stop hearing it.
00:26:04The giggle.
00:26:05The giggle in my head.
00:26:09What are these?
00:26:19I asked it to stop.
00:26:22The giggle?
00:26:24And he said,
00:26:26I will stop
00:26:28if you play my game.
00:26:31But I lost.
00:26:33Now, I dance.
00:26:35Whenever he commands,
00:26:37I dance and I prance,
00:26:39but I can never go home again.
00:26:43What would Mommy say if she saw me like this?
00:26:47Dance.
00:26:52Do you like my puppets, daughter?
00:26:55Do you like my fun?
00:26:57All of them have played and lost.
00:26:59But here's my favorite one.
00:27:03I thought I was clever.
00:27:05I thought I was clever.
00:27:16Hello?
00:27:18Who's that?
00:27:20Where are you?
00:27:25My name's Donna.
00:27:27And I warn you now,
00:27:28if this is a trick, I will kill you.
00:27:34I'm poor wee sticky Sue.
00:27:36I don't know what to do.
00:27:38I lost my precious hubby.
00:27:40They threw me in the cubby.
00:27:42They're not well.
00:27:44They took my Bill away.
00:27:46I mourn him every day.
00:27:48He won't come home to me
00:27:51because they burn him on TV.
00:27:54You're just
00:27:56a daughter.
00:27:58I'm a mother.
00:28:00You're just
00:28:02my daughter.
00:28:04Now the Sticky Babies weep.
00:28:06The Sticky Babies can't sleep.
00:28:11They miss their dear Papa.
00:28:13They seek him near and far.
00:28:15They miss their kiss goodnight.
00:28:17They grieve
00:28:19an endless night.
00:28:23The Sticky Babies are too weak.
00:28:26The Sticky Babies want to eat.
00:28:31You've seen the widow cry,
00:28:33and now it's time to die.
00:28:36Hello, Sticky.
00:28:38My name's Donna.
00:28:40Now I think that you're a goner.
00:28:46Anything to add?
00:28:50Babies.
00:28:56No!
00:29:00Oh, my God!
00:29:01There you are!
00:29:08Come, come!
00:29:13The show is just beginning.
00:29:16Worldwide premiere!
00:29:19Dona Nobel,
00:29:21this is for you.
00:29:23Let me tell you what happened
00:29:25when the doctor, he was leaving you.
00:29:28He met a friend
00:29:30called Amy Pond,
00:29:32and he loved Amy Pond.
00:29:35Yes, he'd be liking the redheads.
00:29:37And they went to and fro
00:29:40in time and space,
00:29:42but Amy Pond was touched
00:29:46by the Weeping Angel,
00:29:48and she died.
00:29:52She died of old age.
00:29:54Well, that's all right, then.
00:29:56And then he was meeting Clara.
00:30:01But she was killed by a bird.
00:30:06She still survives in her last second of life.
00:30:08Well, that's all right, then.
00:30:10But then the doctor met Bill.
00:30:13The doctor met Bill.
00:30:15Not Stooky Bill, but Lady Bill.
00:30:19But she was killed by the Cybermen.
00:30:25Her consciousness survives.
00:30:27Oh, well, that's all right, then.
00:30:29And then there came the Phlox.
00:30:33Oh, Dona Nobel,
00:30:36the poor doctor.
00:30:38The Phlox was killing everything.
00:30:43Is all of this true?
00:30:47I challenge you to a game.
00:31:00I accept the challenge.
00:31:02You have no choice.
00:31:04I came to this universe with such delight,
00:31:08and I played them all, Doctor.
00:31:12I toyed with supernovas,
00:31:15turned galaxies into spinning tops.
00:31:17I gambled with God
00:31:19and made him a jack-in-the-box.
00:31:21I made a jigsaw out of your history.
00:31:24Did you like him?
00:31:26The Master was dying
00:31:28and begged for his life with one final game,
00:31:30and when he lost,
00:31:32I sealed him for all eternity inside my gold tooth.
00:31:37There's only one player I didn't dare face.
00:31:40The one who waits.
00:31:42Who's that?
00:31:43I saw it hiding, and I ran.
00:31:47What do you mean?
00:31:50That's someone else's game.
00:31:55What shall we play?
00:31:57One request. Tell me.
00:31:59The human race back in the future,
00:32:01why does everyone think they're right?
00:32:03So that they win.
00:32:05I made every opinion supreme.
00:32:07That's the game of the 21st century.
00:32:09They shout, and they type, and they cancel.
00:32:12So I fixed it.
00:32:14Now everybody wins.
00:32:16And everyone loses.
00:32:18The never-ending game.
00:32:20Now name your challenge.
00:32:24The simplest game of all.
00:32:26That's cut.
00:32:27Highest card wins.
00:32:29The face is high. You choose.
00:32:30I'll go first.
00:32:31But he'll cheat.
00:32:32No, she.
00:32:34That's the one thing he won't do.
00:32:35But they're his cards. It's all tricks.
00:32:37Of course he'll cheat.
00:32:39The only rules the Toymaker follows
00:32:41are the rules of the game.
00:32:42They bind his entire existence.
00:32:46I win or I lose, and that's it.
00:32:49Then play.
00:33:03My turn.
00:33:08I'm the king.
00:33:11And now, my little doctor,
00:33:13how do you want my prize?
00:33:16One.
00:33:18All.
00:33:20I won the game.
00:33:22Many years ago.
00:33:23You won today.
00:33:24Which leaves us equal.
00:33:26And you know,
00:33:27two players are bound by one inviolable rule.
00:33:32Best of three.
00:33:33Best of three.
00:33:35Then let's make it 2023.
00:33:41Donna!
00:33:42I'm already running!
00:34:06He said 2023.
00:34:09Winner takes all.
00:34:21We're one degree and 27 minutes out.
00:34:24Give it a base drive reset.
00:34:26Galvanic beam, reset and reload.
00:34:28Galvanic beam resetting from base.
00:34:36Accuracy 100%.
00:34:38Systems locked and loaded.
00:34:40Satellite within range.
00:34:43And fire.
00:34:57We did it!
00:34:58Success!
00:35:01Keep an eye on that.
00:35:05The satellite was only a link in the chain,
00:35:07so Donna needs access to the subframe.
00:35:09There is no one in London faster on a keyboard.
00:35:11She's creating a template for this.
00:35:13It coordinates all telescopes and satellites
00:35:15and deep space scans across the Earth.
00:35:17The blinks,
00:35:18I need all mesh reflectors on Earth
00:35:19translated into digital five.
00:35:21Mesh reflector.
00:35:23Luke.
00:35:24Mel, is this static or dynamic?
00:35:25Dynamic.
00:35:26We're using triad.
00:35:27Gotcha.
00:35:29Okay, so you should
00:35:31all be receiving this.
00:35:34No.
00:35:37How bad is it, Doctor?
00:35:39Something entered this world in 1925,
00:35:41I don't know how.
00:35:43And I warn you, this thing can get from 1925 to now
00:35:45like stepping through a door.
00:35:47But if we're lucky,
00:35:48the program I'm giving you can detect
00:35:50the decay of an energy signature from 98 years ago.
00:35:52It might be on Earth, might be in orbit,
00:35:53might be in space.
00:35:54But if we can find the entrance,
00:35:56maybe we can turn it into an exit.
00:35:58What are we fighting?
00:36:01An elemental force.
00:36:03Beyond the rules of the universe.
00:36:05What's that supposed to mean?
00:36:09You think life is a balance between order and chaos.
00:36:12But the universe is not binary, far from it.
00:36:14There is order and chaos.
00:36:16And there is play.
00:36:18What's that?
00:36:20Could you turn that off, please?
00:36:22Who is that?
00:36:24Oh, I think he's here.
00:37:04No!
00:37:08Detain him!
00:37:10No, don't!
00:37:16What happened to him?
00:37:17They're dead. I'm sorry.
00:37:18Just stop it. Let me talk to him.
00:37:20Open fire!
00:37:22Take him out! Take him out!
00:37:34Let me out!
00:37:35Get him!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:53You okay?
00:37:54I'm fine. I was lucky.
00:37:56Doctor, who is he?
00:38:00The Toymaker.
00:38:01How does he do that?
00:38:02The Flink, speed up those scans. I need those results.
00:38:04All of you, search the building. He's still here. Where's he gone?
00:38:07Secure the perimeter!
00:38:08But how does he do it?
00:38:10If I told you he manipulates atoms with the power of thought, would you believe it?
00:38:14Is that what he does?
00:38:16No.
00:38:17You can't fight him, Shirley. There's nothing you can do.
00:38:19Listen.
00:38:20What?
00:38:21Listen.
00:38:28Oh, my God.
00:38:29Oh, my God.
00:38:30He's got the galvanic beam.
00:38:39Oh, how I am liking this.
00:38:45Get back inside! Get back, get back!
00:38:46No, no, no, no, no!
00:38:47Every game is comedic and audience, yeah.
00:38:50Get back inside!
00:38:51But I said nein!
00:39:00Now we can all have some fun.
00:39:04Where are my staff?
00:39:06The beam had a pilot and the armorer and the ground staff. Where are they?
00:39:10I think they're still falling.
00:39:18I don't understand.
00:39:20Why you're so small?
00:39:25You can turn bullets into flowers.
00:39:27Think of the good you could do.
00:39:30So tell me why you don't!
00:39:32You know full well this is merely a face concealing a vastness that will never cease
00:39:38because your good and your bad are nothing to me.
00:39:41All that exists is to win or to lose.
00:39:46And you know full well that I've had many faces
00:39:50containing something far more.
00:39:53So come with me.
00:39:57Leave this tiny world.
00:40:01We can take your games back to the stars.
00:40:04We can play across the cosmos.
00:40:07We can be celestial.
00:40:13The Time Lords and the Toymaker.
00:40:15Infinite games.
00:40:18The Time Lords and the Toymaker.
00:40:20Infinite games.
00:40:26And yet...
00:40:31I have fallen in love with humanity.
00:40:35This world is the ultimate playground.
00:40:38All of the sports, the matches, the medals, the gambling and the anger
00:40:44and the children shackled to their bedrooms with their joysticks and their buttons.
00:40:50You make games out of bricks falling upon other bricks.
00:40:53You are exceptional.
00:40:55And then there are the mind games.
00:40:57Oh, the dating and ghosting, the deceit and the control.
00:41:02You make me dizzy.
00:41:04I am in no hurry to leave this place.
00:41:07We can play Kramos footsteps.
00:41:13And off-ground touch.
00:41:17Stop, stop, stop, stop!
00:41:19Shooting ducks.
00:41:21Who's next?
00:41:22The companion?
00:41:23The soldier?
00:41:25The scientist?
00:41:26The orphan?
00:41:29Your fight is with me!
00:41:32Your fight is with me!
00:41:37And you owe me one more game!
00:41:44I played the first game with one doctor.
00:41:46I played the second game with this doctor.
00:41:49Therefore, your own rules have decreed I play the third game with the next doctor.
00:42:02He's not dying alone.
00:42:05You can do what you like to me.
00:42:08I'm going to be with him.
00:42:11And so am I.
00:42:14Handmaidens.
00:42:18It's okay.
00:42:19It's not dying.
00:42:20I know.
00:42:22But you're going to be someone else.
00:42:25It doesn't matter.
00:42:27But you're going to be someone else.
00:42:30It doesn't matter who.
00:42:32Because every single one of you is fantastic.
00:42:42It's time.
00:42:47Here we go again.
00:42:50Oh, my God.
00:42:54I can't see.
00:43:10Um...
00:43:12What's happening?
00:43:15Could you...
00:43:17Pull?
00:43:19Could I...
00:43:20What?
00:43:21Can you...
00:43:22What do you mean?
00:43:23Pull.
00:43:24Pull?
00:43:25Just pull each way.
00:43:26I don't know.
00:43:27It feels different this time.
00:43:29Ow!
00:43:38What?
00:43:40What?
00:43:41What?
00:43:42Go away.
00:43:48Go away.
00:43:58You're mean.
00:44:01Am I mean?
00:44:04I think I'm really, really mean.
00:44:09I am completely mean.
00:44:12Don't just stand there.
00:44:14Push.
00:44:15Push.
00:44:18Does this work?
00:44:19I don't know.
00:44:31So good.
00:44:34Now, someone tell me what the hell is going on here.
00:44:40Excuse me.
00:44:41Sorry.
00:44:42But how did that happen?
00:44:44By generation.
00:44:46I have bi-generated.
00:44:49There's no such thing.
00:44:51Bi-generation is supposed to be a myth, but...
00:44:56Look at me.
00:44:58Myth, myth, myth.
00:45:00Mel, what do you think?
00:45:02I think you're beautiful.
00:45:05Still beautiful?
00:45:06Yeah.
00:45:07Do you come in a range of colours?
00:45:09Yes.
00:45:10If I can interrupt.
00:45:12Behold the game of the Time Lords.
00:45:15A dummy who dies and doubles and dies and doubles.
00:45:19I could play this for a hundred years.
00:45:21I'll have vast meadows of doctors dying over and over again.
00:45:25And I'll never get bored because I challenge you to a game.
00:45:33There's two of you.
00:45:34I'm the doctor.
00:45:35And I'm the doctor.
00:45:36And according to the rules, you can't say no.
00:45:39But that's cheating.
00:45:41How?
00:45:42It's your game.
00:45:43And you did this.
00:45:45You doubled us.
00:45:49I accept your challenge.
00:45:54Get back.
00:45:55Moments like these are a joy.
00:45:57When someone thinks they can outwit the maker of the games.
00:46:01Do you think a grand total of two can cause me to shiver
00:46:04when I played against the guardians of time and space
00:46:07and shrank them into voodoo dolls?
00:46:09Name your challenge, doctor.
00:46:12You said it.
00:46:13The first game ever.
00:46:15The bowl.
00:46:18Catch.
00:46:19Of course, before we begin, there is one thing to remember.
00:46:22It's a simple game, really.
00:46:24But I think if you drop it, you lose.
00:46:30Nice.
00:46:43Ah.
00:46:56Hey!
00:46:57I'm on your side!
00:46:59I'm so sorry.
00:47:01I'm so sorry.
00:47:12Come on.
00:47:43Oh.
00:47:46What?
00:47:47We won!
00:47:49We did it!
00:47:50Fair game.
00:47:51You lost.
00:47:52No, but I think he'll find best of three.
00:47:56And my prize, toy maker,
00:47:58is to banish you from existence forever.
00:48:04No, but I'm...
00:48:07It's not...
00:48:09You can't...
00:48:12But I...
00:48:15Not fair.
00:48:18Please.
00:48:22My legions are coming.
00:48:24Oh!
00:48:40Take it to the deepest vault and bind it in salt.
00:48:42Yes, ma'am.
00:48:43Shirley, tell Geneva we're in full recess.
00:48:45Tell every base to follow Green Shield Protocol's full liaison.
00:48:48Rudy, I want the names of all those staff.
00:48:55Hey.
00:48:58We did it.
00:49:00But how many died down there?
00:49:02That's not your fault.
00:49:05You can't save everyone.
00:49:09Why not?
00:49:12Come here.
00:49:15I've got you.
00:49:17Yeah?
00:49:20It's okay.
00:49:22It's okay.
00:49:24I'm here.
00:49:25I'm here.
00:49:48And that's the Petrolink Shatterfry compensator.
00:49:51Moved from there to there.
00:49:53Hyperdynes.
00:49:55Fluid links, obviously.
00:49:56And...
00:49:58Well, you know, things.
00:50:00But...
00:50:02How's it gonna work?
00:50:07You and me?
00:50:10This is great, I think.
00:50:11Is it?
00:50:14One thing you need in this place is a chair.
00:50:17Are we all right?
00:50:18No.
00:50:19You're thin as a pin, love.
00:50:21You've been running on fumes.
00:50:23That's what I keep saying.
00:50:26I'm just...
00:50:28Post-bi-generation.
00:50:30That's more than that.
00:50:34Our whole lifetime.
00:50:36That doctor that first met the Toymaker never, ever stopped.
00:50:42Put on trial, exiled, key to time, all the devastation of Logopolis.
00:50:48Adric.
00:50:49Adric.
00:50:52Riversong.
00:50:54All the people we lost.
00:50:57Sarah Jane has gone.
00:50:58Can you believe that for a second?
00:51:00I loved her.
00:51:03I loved her.
00:51:06And Rose.
00:51:09But the Time War, Pandorica, Mavic Chen.
00:51:14We fought the gods of Ragnarok and we didn't stop for a second to say, what the hell?
00:51:24People, I'm fine.
00:51:26I'm fine because you fixed yourself.
00:51:29We're Time Lords, we're doing rehab out of order.
00:51:33You're saying you need to stop.
00:51:38I don't know how.
00:51:40Well...
00:51:44I can tell you.
00:51:47Because you know what I did?
00:51:49When you went flying off in your blue box spaceman?
00:51:56I stayed in one place and I lived day after day after day.
00:52:03Well, it drive me mad.
00:52:07It does.
00:52:09But you keep on going.
00:52:13And that's the adventure.
00:52:17The one adventure you've never had.
00:52:21Because I've...
00:52:23I've worked out what happened.
00:52:28You changed your face.
00:52:31And then you found me.
00:52:34Do you know why?
00:52:36Do you know why?
00:52:40No.
00:52:42To come home.
00:52:55Do you?
00:52:58He flies off.
00:53:07Well, I could never let the TARDIS go.
00:53:10Never.
00:53:11It would hurt.
00:53:13Yeah, but...
00:53:15My generation has never happened before.
00:53:18What if?
00:53:22What if?
00:53:31What if the Toymaker's domain is still lingering?
00:53:33Just for a few seconds while we're in a state of play.
00:53:36Oh, so maybe...
00:53:40Hey, watch this. Watch this. Watch, watch, watch, watch.
00:53:42Stand back. Stand back.
00:53:44Go on, that's it. Don't move.
00:53:48Wish me luck.
00:53:49What for?
00:53:50We won the game.
00:53:52You get a prize, honey.
00:53:55Here is mine!
00:53:57Here is mine!
00:54:03Ta-da!
00:54:06I am so sorry.
00:54:08That is completely nuts.
00:54:18Oh, look.
00:54:22Oh, that's not bad.
00:54:23Wheelchair accessible.
00:54:24At last, you've finally caught up with the 21st century.
00:54:27Yeah.
00:54:30Go on.
00:54:44Ooh, jukebox.
00:54:55Ooh.
00:55:09Okay.
00:55:11That's okay.
00:55:22Where is he?
00:55:23Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:55:26You weren't going to leave without saying goodbye, were you?
00:55:30As if I would ever do that.
00:55:33Come here.
00:55:39Come here. Come here. Come here.
00:55:42Come on.
00:55:43Look after me, huh?
00:55:46Now, you two, if you don't mind,
00:55:49there is a great big universe out there calling,
00:55:51and I've got to get going.
00:55:52So off you pop, old man.
00:55:54You're the old man. You're older than me.
00:55:56Actually, that is true.
00:55:58He's younger because you came after him,
00:56:00so you're the older doctor.
00:56:02Okay, kid.
00:56:04I love you.
00:56:05Get out.
00:56:08I'm not doing that again.
00:56:22Charlie, I don't suppose you've seen this before?
00:56:24I don't see it often myself.
00:56:26Stand by.
00:56:28Where's he going?
00:56:30Everywhere.
00:56:36Good luck.
00:56:37Right.
00:56:39The cast-iron pot is the vegan.
00:56:42Ta-da.
00:56:43And the one with the flowers is the chicken.
00:56:45Aha.
00:56:46I think.
00:56:47And this is called, for the first time,
00:56:49I think.
00:56:50And this is cauliflower cheese,
00:56:51which doesn't really go with anything,
00:56:53but it was there.
00:56:54Anyway, shush, please.
00:56:56For the eyebrow story.
00:56:57Oh, yes.
00:56:58So,
00:57:00this species only communicated with her eyebrows.
00:57:03I thought, I can do that.
00:57:04So I'm stood there on this clifftop.
00:57:05I went,
00:57:07I mean, you know,
00:57:08come in peace.
00:57:09I am your friend.
00:57:10Am I late?
00:57:11Sorry, the door was open.
00:57:12You don't mind?
00:57:13Oh, you're family, darling.
00:57:15Sit down.
00:57:16Did you drive?
00:57:17No.
00:57:18No?
00:57:19I got a lift off of Zingo.
00:57:24So,
00:57:25she looked at me,
00:57:26the warrior queen of the faloof,
00:57:28and she said,
00:57:29good,
00:57:30and now,
00:57:31you will marry me.
00:57:32I said,
00:57:33what?
00:57:34And she pushed me off the cliff.
00:57:37But is it true, though?
00:57:38Is it really true?
00:57:40We could always go in the TARDIS and find out.
00:57:43Don't you dare.
00:57:44You are grounded
00:57:45until the Roxy feels better.
00:57:47Go sneaking off to Mars.
00:57:48Again?
00:57:49What's that mean?
00:57:51Oh, no,
00:57:52it was just once.
00:57:54Oh, you were in trouble.
00:57:56He took me to New York last week.
00:57:58The Gilded Age.
00:57:59It was amazing.
00:58:00Well,
00:58:01you know,
00:58:02I just can't turn down my favorite niece.
00:58:04Oh,
00:58:05niece.
00:58:07I like that.
00:58:08Well, that's where you are.
00:58:09With my best friend,
00:58:11my brother-in-law,
00:58:12the evil stepmother.
00:58:14Oh, I have barely begun.
00:58:15And mad auntie Mel.
00:58:17Mad auntie Mel.
00:58:18Mad auntie Mel.
00:58:22And granddad,
00:58:23where is he?
00:58:24Oh, he's off shooting moles.
00:58:28Don't worry,
00:58:29I gave the moles a force field.
00:58:30I love the moles.
00:58:31You love the mons?
00:58:32I love them.
00:58:35But here we are.
00:58:37Right out in the hall.
00:58:40Who'd have thought
00:58:41I ended up with a family?
00:58:43Oh, my God,
00:58:44I got it wrong.
00:58:46The vegan one is in the flowers.
00:58:49What am I eating?
00:58:55You don't have to stay forever.
00:58:58We'll see.
00:59:02Do you miss it?
00:59:04Out there?
00:59:07Funny thing is,
00:59:08I fought all those battles
00:59:09for all those years.
00:59:12And now I know what for.
00:59:15This.
00:59:23I've never been so happy in my life.
00:59:44I've never been so happy in my life.
01:00:14I've never been so happy in my life.
01:00:44I've never been so happy in my life.
01:00:45I've never been so happy in my life.
01:00:46I've never been so happy in my life.
01:00:47I've never been so happy in my life.
01:00:48I've never been so happy in my life.
01:00:49I've never been so happy in my life.
01:00:50I've never been so happy in my life.
01:00:51I've never been so happy in my life.
01:00:52I've never been so happy in my life.
01:00:53I've never been so happy in my life.
01:00:54I've never been so happy in my life.
01:00:55I've never been so happy in my life.
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01:00:57I've never been so happy in my life.
01:00:58I've never been so happy in my life.
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01:01:15I've never been so happy in my life.
01:01:16I've never been so happy in my life.
01:01:17I've never been so happy in my life.
01:01:18I've never been so happy in my life.
01:01:19I've never been so happy in my life.