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00:00Why? Why do I have to do a commentary on this obsessed Barney f***?
00:09Why do I have to do a commentary on this autistic man-child?
00:15Oh dear lord.
00:18Oh man, this guy makes Chris-chan look like Chuck Norris.
00:25Oh my god.
00:29I can't believe that I would allow requests as far as doing commentaries.
00:36This video is so f***ing bad, man.
00:41I literally just want to say f*** it to my subscribers.
00:48Oh man.
00:50That's it. I don't want to do this. I'm sorry. I don't.
00:59Alright, I'll do it, f***. Antetuner 1994.
01:08Yo, obsessed Barney f***.
01:16Yo, dumb f***ing retard listening to the Barney CD that you have playing on your CD player.
01:29You're not on my sh** list this week, asswipe.
01:32Now go piss off and actually whack off to some Cats Don't Dance hentai.
01:37Now, I'm going to rip this man-child a new f***ing a**hole.
01:43And my icon for this commentary is going to be Willie the Hillbilly.
01:50Hello everyone, it's just me, Johnny Crisper, video speaking.
01:55Also, thanks for raping my ears.
01:58You know, not only raping my ears, but also giving me a migraine.
02:03Thanks a lot. You're off to a wonderful start, aren't you, genius?
02:07Here's a fan defense about to Brat Buster's response to Barney.
02:12I'm not even 20 seconds into this video,
02:15and I can already tell that this goddamn video is going to be a piece of shite.
02:20Look at the way he's f***ing talking.
02:23I mean, Christ, can we say a mixture between Elmer Fudd and Dr. Light from Mega Man 8?
02:30Yeah, I'm talking about this Dr. Light.
02:33Strange meteor has fallen to Earth just a while ago.
02:37This meteor seems to be emitting a powerful energy signature.
02:41Something this powerful must not fall into the hands of evil.
02:45I understand, Dr. Light. I'm on it.
02:48Thank you, Mega Man. If you can, please bring the meteor back.
02:51Okay.
02:52Good God, can we enunciate the f***ing words?
02:56I understand you're autistic, but Christ, can you at least enunciate the words?
03:01Anyway, continuing on.
03:03Why are the dinosaurs so special right here on the Earth?
03:07Look, pal, real dinosaurs don't talk, and real dinosaurs don't laugh.
03:12There aren't any real dinosaurs anymore.
03:16And I even went to them when I was a little kid.
03:19And I even went to dance, sing along, and read books, and many more.
03:25Right. And how old are you? You're like 25 or something.
03:29I mean, why are you defending a blatant, bland, mediocre, so by the numbers, run-of-the-mill,
03:36preschool show made for f***ing toddlers and four-year-olds?
03:41Why are you doing this?
03:43I can already tell that this response is going to probably be the shittiest response
03:50I have ever seen a user do as far as responding to a video.
03:59Here's some advice.
04:01Just get a pistol, get some bullets, put the gun in your mouth, and pull the trigger.
04:09You'll do the world a huge favor.
04:11We'll eliminate one more moron, and we won't have to suffer through stupid-ass opinions, okay?
04:17Just go ahead and do that. Thank you very much.
04:22But why do you think Bonnie haters don't like Bonnie for some reason?
04:27Like, they're singing the I Hate You song and killing Bonnie.
04:31I don't even like that at all.
04:34Children still love Bonnie from this point on today.
04:38Refer to the last thing I just said.
04:41Also, if you love Bonnie so much, then why don't you marry him?
04:45Or better yet, have gay butt sex with him with Drew Pickles and Ronald McDonald joining in the fun, okay?
04:53And yes, I know that was a little bit immature of what I said.
04:59I even have this Bonnie doll that I got for Christmas.
05:02The Backyard Gang doll.
05:04The first ever Bonnie doll produced.
05:14I don't get to see the series very often.
05:18Like the ones from seasons 10 to 13 and all that, because I didn't get the chance to look at them yet.
05:25But I do see one episode that I really liked was The Recurring Dragon from season 12.
05:34How about you actually enunciate your words and actually sound normal
05:40and don't sound like a lumbotic hybrid of Elmer Fudd and Dr. Light from Mega Man 8?
05:48But of course you're not going to do that, are you?
05:52The part with Flip chasing the dragon away was so funny, and I could have stopped laughing.
05:59Ah, nothing like the smell of a typical man-child.
06:05Ah, yes.
06:07You're showing more and more of your man-childness every time you speak.
06:12So, if you want to consider what you just said funny, then be my guest.
06:17But here's what I consider funny, and be warned.
06:21This is another RoboCop clip.
06:25I'd buy that for a dollar.
06:28When I saw it on TV.
06:30But there was one other thing about the Bonnie and Friends.
06:36What do you think about Bonnie?
06:39Does you think about his voice?
06:43His talent?
06:44His sing-along?
06:46Dancing?
06:47Or other?
06:49Just put a comment on my comment box, and I'll explain the rest of it later.
06:54Put a comment in my comment box, and I'll explain the rest of it later?
06:58Uh, aren't you defending a show, even though it's a really bad show,
07:03and in your opinion you may like it, but aren't you defending a show?
07:08Christ. It's a response to Blackbuster Critics.
07:11All you did throughout that portion of the video was...
07:17You asking, why are there haters?
07:20Why are there haters of Bonnie and Friends?
07:24I got this Barney plush for Christmas that I'm fixing to have sex with.
07:28Uh, you're more or less contradicting yourself than, you know, trying to defend a show.
07:36And right now, this video is utter fail. I am sorry, but it is.
07:42And also, you want to claim that Barney is real by saying, oh my gosh, he's on the earth.
07:47Whenever the person portraying Barney is actually a woman,
07:52there is a woman that goes inside Barney's costume, okay?
07:59So my advice, I would just shut the fuck up, and understand what you would be saying.
08:07My God, this video sucks, and I haven't even gotten past the first part of this video.
08:15I'm maybe only halfway through it. Good God.
08:20And...
08:24I do happen to say this, but I do have one other question.
08:30And this is to Blackbuster.
08:33Yes, let's listen to the question that you're going to ask Whackbuster.
08:42Why do you think kids still like Barney from this point on today?
08:50Um...
08:54Let me see. Um...
09:00Barney's so special because he loves everyone, including all of you.
09:06Do I really need to show that clip that I've shown of Barney's Great Adventure,
09:11the one that I've shown like three minutes into the commentary?
09:15All right, fine, I'll play it.
09:19Look, pal, real dinosaurs don't talk, and real dinosaurs don't laugh.
09:25There aren't any real dinosaurs anymore.
09:28And I don't even really like Barney as well.
09:32But somebody here said that we hate Barney and we'd like to kill him.
09:38But I don't like the sound of that at all.
09:42And I don't even like when they say bad words about Barney.
09:47Like, um...
09:49Barney, you're a piece of crap! Barney, you're a damn piece of shoot!
09:55And I would tell the Barney heirs to...
09:58get out of the way and run the damn freaking away!
10:03Congratulations!
10:05Congratulations!
10:07Congratulations!
10:08Congratulations!
10:09Congratulations!
10:10Congratulations!
10:11Congratulations!
10:12Congratulations!
10:14Congratulations!
10:15Congratulations!
10:16Congratulations!
10:17Congratulations!
10:18Congratulations!
10:19Congratulations!
10:21You know why I posted that clip as far as Neon Genesis Evelon or whatever the hell it is...
10:28I know it's an anime.
10:30You know why I posted that clip as far as an anime is concerned?
10:33It's because you came up with the worst threat I have ever heard in my life.
10:38Congratulations!
10:40Thank you all.
10:42Oh, don't thank me.
10:44You're a fucking retard.
10:50Sorry about that.
10:52But, I'm just making that up.
10:57And I even do have Bonnie stuff in Spanish and Hebrew.
11:01Like...
11:03Musical Castle,
11:05Nomos Nomos, and Red, Yellow, and Blue.
11:08And the Hebrew version of
11:10The Treasure of Rainbow Bear the Pirate.
11:14Can we say
11:16Barney Fanboy right now?
11:18He has to literally collect stuff
11:20in Spanish and Hebrew.
11:22And to me, that,
11:24you are a sad excuse of a human.
11:26I am sorry, but you are.
11:30But what do you think was
11:32wrong with Bonnie
11:34when his first movie came out?
11:36Bonnie's Great Adventure.
11:38It was a success
11:40for the movie theaters.
11:42And I even re-rewrited it.
11:44But why did they
11:46nominate Bonnie for two awards?
11:48Like the Bonnie Song?
11:50And Bonnie himself?
11:52Do I need to
11:54explain to this moron
11:56how a Razzie works?
11:58Do I need to repeat what other
12:00commentators have mentioned as far as
12:02the Razzie Awards are concerned?
12:04I even mentioned that
12:06if your movie has a Razzie on it,
12:08it's considered
12:10one of the worst movies to exist.
12:12Do I really
12:14need to repeat myself?
12:16No, I don't think so.
12:18And thank God for that.
12:20What do you think
12:22was wrong with that?
12:24I'll explain in part two
12:26of how bad Bonnie's Great Adventure is.
12:28And trust me, I even tortured myself
12:30at like 2 o'clock in the fucking morning
12:32to watch the whole entire movie.
12:34I did, unfortunately.
12:36And trust me,
12:38it's like one of the worst
12:40movies I have ever seen.
12:42It's an ass-licking,
12:44raping-goodness-shit-eating
12:46douchery
12:48of a movie that
12:50no one wants to fucking see
12:52unless they're a goddamn toddler.
12:54Bonnie's not
12:56a worse dinosaur.
12:58He's so special.
13:00And I know you want to tell me even more.
13:04And I only got a few more minutes
13:06left to go, but I'll catch you later
13:08though.
13:20Just for a quick update about
13:22the Phantom Face video for
13:24Black Buster's response.
13:26About Bonnie's Great Adventure,
13:28Yes,
13:30please. Let's hear your wonderful defense
13:32on a show made for
13:34toddlers and 4-year-olds, which by the way,
13:36Bonnie's Great Adventure is nothing
13:38more than an extended episode of
13:40Barney and Friends.
13:42Bonnie's okay though
13:44for his first movie,
13:46Bonnie's Great Adventure, the movie.
13:48It was a great adventure.
13:50First problem with your defense,
13:52you flip-flop your
13:54decision as far as
13:56the movie is concerned. You claimed it
13:58as an okay movie first, and then you
14:00flip-flopped saying it was a great movie
14:02because of the title, Great Adventure.
14:04Make up your fucking mind.
14:06And if you think
14:08that Barney's Great Adventure
14:10is so great because
14:12of the second word
14:14in the title of the movie,
14:16then you are a fucking
14:18dipshit. Congrats.
14:20You are
14:22officially the biggest moron to
14:24exist on YouTube.
14:32Do I really need to express
14:34to this moron that he's basically spewing out
14:36random shit that comes out of his mouth?
14:38Do I really need to explain
14:40to this moron that
14:42he's making the movie sound
14:44more unappealing, more
14:46bland, more boring than it already is?
14:48Hell, even what he just said,
14:50it wouldn't convince a 6-year-old
14:52or someone younger
14:54than that to even watch a movie.
14:56I mean, come on. People chasing
14:58after an egg. Wow.
15:00I so want to see that.
15:02Yeah, right.
15:04Good God.
15:06And also the fact
15:08that he didn't even explain the movie
15:10all that great. He claims
15:12that Barney and his friends
15:14chase after an egg.
15:16No, they didn't. Not throughout the movie.
15:18They chased it through the second part
15:20of the movie. The first part of the movie
15:22is when they convince the bastard child
15:24of Shawn Michaels that, hey,
15:26you can use your imagination
15:28to make Barney real.
15:30Which, even that doesn't sound
15:32all that great.
15:34And the second part of the movie is when
15:36Baby Bopper, whoever the fuck
15:38found the egg in the barn,
15:40they found it and they explain
15:42no origin of where the egg
15:44came from.
15:46And beyond that, the end of the movie,
15:48whenever the egg hatches,
15:50it hatches
15:52into the retarded
15:54hybrid of Gizmo,
15:56Sean Connery, and a Muppet.
15:58And
16:00the whole movie is all about your dreams
16:02can come true and then the retarded
16:04hybrid makes the house
16:06sparkly and that's the end of the fucking movie.
16:08And besides that, it's filled with nothing
16:10but fillers and fucking sing-alongs
16:12from the goddamn show
16:14Barney and Friends. So please,
16:16can we just go out there
16:18and actually try to put a little bit more
16:20effort as far as
16:22how to defend a movie, huh?
16:24And
16:26I really liked the part
16:28when it had some incidents
16:30like
16:32like the plane crashing into a haystack
16:34but luckily
16:36the kids were alright though and so did
16:38Barney. Well for me,
16:40it would have been cool if the plane would have
16:42crashed into the barn and then
16:44the plane caught on fire and then
16:46Barney and his friends would have caught on fire and died.
16:48That would have been awesome!
16:50But nope, they won't allow that in a G-rated
16:52movie so uh...
16:54Oh well, I guess my wishes can't
16:56be granted, huh?
16:58And Cody
17:00returned the egg where he had found it
17:02at the barn at his
17:04grandparents' house.
17:08Now
17:10on to Barney Carson's stuff.
17:12Hooray!
17:14Like we need to hear more crap
17:16about Barney.
17:18Barney's first car
17:20was in 1991
17:22in Dallas, Texas at the
17:24MacJustin Theatre.
17:26Oh great, he's going to give us a
17:28history lecture about Barney the Dinosaur
17:30and he's actually going to talk about
17:32lawsuit. Oh great.
17:34I'm starting to become
17:36physically ill on this commentary
17:38and I'm starting to really become bored
17:40out of my friggin' mind. So can we
17:42just please skip
17:44past the friggin'
17:46Barney history lecture bullshit
17:48and can we just hear
17:50something else that he'll talk about?
17:52Something with, I don't know,
17:54a blue tank and a blue hedgehog?
17:56Can we please just skip to those
17:58parts of the video? I'm tired of
18:00hearing about fuckin' Barney. I literally
18:02want to strangle somebody if I have
18:04to hear about Barney the Dinosaur
18:06again!
18:08God!
18:38And now,
18:40an on tour of some other
18:42fan-to-face.
18:44Um,
18:46Thomas the Tank Engine
18:48was the number one portrayer in the
18:50Iron Assault Arc
18:52with all of his friends.
18:54I got to see the old
18:56seasons in the restored format.
18:58But,
19:00one other thing though,
19:02that I didn't get to see in the
19:04Iron Assault Arc,
19:06one other thing though,
19:08why do Thomas fans hate
19:10Thomas the Tank Engine? No, no, no, wait,
19:12wait, wait. What is it?
19:14Why do Thomas haters hate Thomas
19:16more than Barney?
19:18I didn't know
19:20there were more Thomas the Tank haters
19:22than Barney the Dinosaur haters.
19:24But, if you're so obsessed
19:26with two preschool shows,
19:28then good for you.
19:30But,
19:32I guess it's the same reason
19:34people don't like the show
19:36all that much, the plots are boring,
19:38people don't like
19:40Thomas the Tank, it could be
19:42any of those reasons.
19:44You're really
19:46repeating yourself way
19:48too much. My advice, just,
19:50just stop making videos.
19:52Thank you.
19:54Was it because
19:56Thomas was changed from
19:58TV series model into a CGI
20:00computer program?
20:02Or,
20:04was it because of his voice?
20:06Or is it, just,
20:08um,
20:10let me see, of his
20:12finitum, whatever it is.
20:14Put a comment on my video
20:16right beside here,
20:18and I'll explain it to you later on.
20:20So much like
20:22the other part of your response
20:24to Blackbuster Critic,
20:26you're convincing people
20:28to post negative comments on
20:30why they hate Thomas the Tank.
20:32First of all, your defense video
20:34as far as defending the Thomas the Tank
20:36fanbase was utter fail.
20:38I am sorry, but it was.
20:40Because you're asking questions
20:42more than trying
20:44to give out answers
20:46for your video.
20:48And I don't
20:50understand why you're asking
20:52people
20:54on why they hate Thomas the Tank
20:56whenever you should know about it,
20:58because you're obsessed with both
21:00Barney the Dinosaur and Thomas the Tank.
21:02So, my advice,
21:04uh, just
21:06don't cry over my shoulder whenever
21:08you get all these negative comments
21:10from your haters and the trolls.
21:12Thank you very much.
21:16Now, for Sonic fans.
21:18Finally, you and Chris-Chan,
21:20the man-child of the man-childs,
21:22have something in common with.
21:24My brother really
21:26liked Sonic for a very long time.
21:28He played Sonic games like
21:30Super Smash Brothers,
21:34the original Sonic games
21:36for the Sega Genesis.
21:38Thanks for the info, Captain Obvious.
21:40I'm pretty sure that everyone, including their own mother,
21:42has at least heard of Sonic the Hedgehog,
21:44if not played at least one of the games
21:46on their Genesis
21:48with Sonic the Hedgehog in it.
21:52The Antenna Wii,
21:54and many more.
21:56If you're talking about the Sonic games from the Nintendo Wii,
21:58half of them suck.
22:00I'm talking about the ones based on
22:02the Sonic Storybook series, because I played Sonic
22:04and the Black Knight, and I played Sonic
22:06and the Secret Rings, and they both suck,
22:08according to my opinion.
22:10But hey, you know, if you enjoy them, that's fine.
22:12But for me, I hate the awkwardness of the controls.
22:14So, there we go.
22:18Gee.
22:20One other question, though.
22:22Why do Sonic's
22:24haters hate Sonic so much?
22:26I could think of several
22:28reasons why there are haters of the Sonic
22:30the Hedgehog franchise, and it's mainly
22:32the obsessed Sonic fans that
22:34ruin the friggin' franchise.
22:36Could it be people like an oddhole resident Mario
22:38the Plumber bitching about Sonic's character design,
22:40whether it be the eyes,
22:42his quills,
22:44and the color of
22:46his fur? Could it be the fact
22:48that people want to bitch about
22:50the voice acting like Spack Street used to be?
22:52Could it be the fact that,
22:54you know, there are some
22:56people that are really sick and make websites
22:58like Alex Hentral
23:00making Sonic Passion?
23:02Could it be the fact of several
23:04lazy people out there that love to make
23:06Sonic recolors and post them on DeviantArt?
23:08Could it be the fact of Sonic
23:10Hentai? Could it be the fact of
23:12people like Guptal89 that wants
23:14to post the sexiest
23:16Sonic characters to exist
23:18at the moment? It's people
23:20like that that ruin the friggin' franchise,
23:22and that's why we have haters.
23:24So, that was my little short rant
23:26on the obsessed
23:28Sonic fans, and that's the main reason
23:30to this moron why
23:32there are haters of that franchise.
23:36Is it because of his speeding
23:38so fast?
23:40I have nothing
23:42else to say on this, kid, except
23:44if he can't realize that
23:46Sonic games
23:48are meant for speed,
23:50then he has lost it.
23:52Let him play Sonic Labyrinth, let him play
23:54Sonic 3D Blast. He'll be begging
23:56to come back to playing
23:58Sonic 2, Sonic 3, and Knuckles,
24:00and Sonic CD. He'll be begging
24:02and wanting to come back to those.
24:06Because...
24:08he doesn't do very good,
24:10or he doesn't do other stuff very well.
24:12Put a comment right here on my
24:14video, and I'll explain it to you all.
24:16That's it for right now,
24:18from Jeremy Crispo,
24:20in response to Black Buster's video
24:22challenge. Catch you later!
24:26To finalize and summarize this
24:28commentary and this user, let me say this.
24:30I did not bash on him because he was autistic.
24:32I bashed on him because he was
24:34being retarded and acting retarded.
24:36And I, too, have been
24:38diagnosed with Asperger's,
24:40which is a milder form of autism,
24:42but do I have obsessions
24:44with Barney the Dinosaur
24:46and Thomas the Tank? No.
24:48I, too, have obsessions.
24:50My obsessions are Mega Man,
24:52RoboCop,
24:54Christmas Story, and playing on my NES.
24:56Those are my obsessions, and I
24:58grew out of Barney the Dinosaur
25:00a long time ago. I will
25:02admit, I did grow up with
25:04Barney the Dinosaur and actually loved him
25:06when I was a little kid.
25:08But I didn't know any better.
25:10Because I was too stupid to
25:12realize that there were other good shows
25:14to watch besides Barney the Dinosaur
25:16and Sesame Street and so forth.
25:18I will admit, though, I do
25:20watch Arthur sometimes, and I do
25:22watch Cyberchase, but
25:24I do not go out there and have a huge
25:26obsession for him.
25:28Because this is the
25:30Internet, and if you,
25:32the user,
25:34have an obsession with Barney the Dinosaur
25:36or whatnot, you're going to get bashed,
25:38and you're going to get hatred by
25:40people
25:42who cannot stand those kind of
25:44things.
25:46Like I said before,
25:48I do apologize if
25:50two parts
25:52of this portion
25:54of the commentary were long and lengthy,
25:56but I had to get it out of my chest.
25:58I had to get it out of my chest for the Barney's Grave Adventure,
26:00which I so tortured myself and
26:02watched, and I had to get
26:04the Sonic Fanbase thing out of
26:06my chest as well, knowing I was talking about
26:08the autistic
26:1025-year-old Barney
26:12thing about Sonic
26:14the Hedgehog. So,
26:16I had to get that out of my chest as well.
26:18So,
26:20without further ado, ladies and gentlemen,
26:22this is JuniorFan89, or
26:24JuniorFan90, out!
26:36Thank you for watching!