DEATH RUMBLE - WRESTLING ACTION Movie HD PREMIERE 2024
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00:00:00All right, people, it's time for your main event.
00:00:19We got my brother, Elmo.
00:00:21Verizon!
00:00:23Someone help me!
00:00:24Please!
00:00:25Help!
00:00:26Help me!
00:00:27Ring the bell!
00:00:50♪♪
00:01:00♪♪
00:01:10♪♪
00:01:20Oh, hell yeah.
00:01:22♪♪
00:01:32♪♪
00:01:42♪♪
00:01:52Ladies and gentlemen, by fence ball, your reigning
00:01:55R&W female champion, Gary Perry.
00:01:59♪♪
00:02:04Well, that match sucked, again.
00:02:08You really have to pull my hair that much?
00:02:10Your makeup, your nails, what else?
00:02:13Well, exactly.
00:02:15Why do we have to go all out for these gross hicks?
00:02:18These gross hicks are your fans.
00:02:20Now tell me, what's your problem with our fans, Chantel?
00:02:24And what's with your respect?
00:02:27You keep kissing their ass, but they keep cheering for my ass.
00:02:32Go figure.
00:02:34Yeah, go figure.
00:02:36I'm not letting her get in my head.
00:02:39Hey, come here.
00:02:41How's my girl?
00:02:42Chantel's driving me crazy.
00:02:44Okay.
00:02:45I'm lucky I got anybody to go on this tour.
00:02:47Yeah, well, that's probably because you keep talking
00:02:49like the angel of death about it, okay?
00:02:52I was on that tour.
00:02:53There's a reason I talk like that.
00:02:55It could have been me that disappeared.
00:02:57Yeah, there you go again.
00:02:59Could have been you that disappeared.
00:03:02Okay, I get it.
00:03:05Introduce Cream Rises to the top.
00:03:07And we are the Double Ds, David and Dewey.
00:03:11And we're not just bros.
00:03:13And we are moments away from my tag team match against Bax.
00:03:16And his mystery partner.
00:03:18I wonder who it'll be.
00:03:20Let's have some guesses.
00:03:22Here we have the R&W world heavyweight champion,
00:03:27Billy Logan.
00:03:29Billy, just who do you think your mystery partner
00:03:32is going to be tonight?
00:03:34Well, considering we've been on this tour
00:03:36for several weeks now and all eight shows,
00:03:38it's been me, Billy the King.
00:03:41If you were to look on the website,
00:03:43it also has a big picture of me besides Vax.
00:03:47Makes it look like I'm Vax's mystery partner.
00:03:50Not to mention the poster that's plastered
00:03:53all over this building that clearly shows
00:03:56there's me, there's Vax, there's you guys.
00:03:59I'm a thousand percent sure, gentlemen,
00:04:02that I'm the guy that's going to be
00:04:04helping Vax kick your asses tonight.
00:04:06Okay, did we get that?
00:04:08Okay, so that's one guess.
00:04:10I'm sorry.
00:04:16Um, excuse me.
00:04:18Vax is really not interested in being part
00:04:20of any of your lowbrow exploitation humor, okay?
00:04:23So back off!
00:04:25Lowbrow? What's wrong with my eyebrows?
00:04:27I need two boobs, remember, to graze, eh?
00:04:30Oh!
00:04:36I hate you. So much.
00:04:39Vamos. And lift your feet.
00:04:41Eh? Lift your feet.
00:04:43I'm coming, baby, I'm coming.
00:04:45Oh, nice tattoos. They look like stickers.
00:04:47Pink. Pink, original.
00:04:49Babe, come on, let's go.
00:04:51Ladies and gentlemen,
00:04:53the moment you've been waiting for,
00:04:55tonight's main event,
00:04:57the R&W Tag Team Championship.
00:04:59Welcome to the ring,
00:05:01the Double Ds!
00:05:27Oh!
00:05:52A love shirt?
00:05:54You must have quite a collection.
00:05:56I just can't believe
00:05:58the chap is here tonight.
00:06:00What do you think made Billy
00:06:02come to a small town like this?
00:06:04Between us?
00:06:06Yeah.
00:06:08His girlfriend dared him to do it.
00:06:10Billy isn't like the old chap.
00:06:13You know the terror?
00:06:15He just loved traveling to the small towns, you know?
00:06:18Of course, that was before he went missing.
00:06:21You're on this tour
00:06:23because they need you
00:06:25on this tour.
00:06:27You belong on this tour.
00:06:29Your girl wants you
00:06:33to do this tour.
00:06:35Hell must have frozen over
00:06:37and things must be flying
00:06:39through the air
00:06:41because Billy the King is back
00:06:43in town.
00:06:53Whew!
00:06:58He's back in town.
00:07:00All right, let's go!
00:07:02Amigos, amigos!
00:07:04It takes
00:07:06dos idiotas longer
00:07:08to get to the ring
00:07:10than it does for bags to kick
00:07:12your ass!
00:07:14Am I right, amigos?
00:07:16I'm going to tell you
00:07:18two something.
00:07:20I'm going to tell you two something for free.
00:07:22There ain't going to be much delay
00:07:24between dose one
00:07:26and dose two, huh?
00:07:28I heard I was going against the Double Ds,
00:07:30but seeing your small stature,
00:07:32I might call you the B-Cup Brothers.
00:07:34Ooh!
00:07:36That's why I'm coming in here!
00:07:38You got a snack!
00:07:40You got a snack!
00:07:50Soak it in, folks!
00:07:52Soak it in!
00:07:57Hell must have frozen over
00:07:59and things must be flying
00:08:01through the sky
00:08:03because Billy the King Logan
00:08:05has returned you
00:08:07with his presence
00:08:09after ten long years!
00:08:11Billy the King
00:08:13is back
00:08:15in the middle
00:08:17of freakin'
00:08:19nowhere!
00:08:21Whoo!
00:08:25Stop, Billy! You're not even the real champ!
00:08:27You're not even the real champ!
00:08:34You want to be a real king?
00:08:36Look at me!
00:08:50Let me see that boot!
00:08:52Ooh!
00:08:54When I say break,
00:08:56you know this brings out my eyes!
00:09:01No!
00:09:03No!
00:09:05No!
00:09:07No!
00:09:09What? What?
00:09:11The king's time's over! The doctor is here!
00:09:13I didn't teach you that!
00:09:19It's okay, darling.
00:09:21You're good.
00:09:23Don't remind her
00:09:25everything's on your side.
00:09:32Take him down!
00:09:36No!
00:09:38No!
00:09:40No!
00:09:42No!
00:09:44No!
00:09:53The fact of the matter is
00:09:55this belt
00:09:57isn't going anywhere!
00:09:59We can't be a king
00:10:01because there isn't a man
00:10:03in this building
00:10:05or any other
00:10:07that can
00:10:09take it from me.
00:10:11Whoo!
00:10:23Whoo!
00:10:33Yeah!
00:10:47How did we get roped into driving?
00:10:49We? You want to take a turn?
00:10:51No, I'm navigating.
00:10:59So when are you going to give me my belt back?
00:11:03I was trying to scare you.
00:11:05Well, it does look really good on you.
00:11:07You know what else looks good on me?
00:11:09You.
00:11:11So, Vax,
00:11:13where exactly
00:11:15did the tear go missing?
00:11:17Right over there.
00:11:19Really?
00:11:21No! How the hell should I know?
00:11:23You know, the guy probably fell asleep while driving.
00:11:25He could be down any of these sharp turns
00:11:27that I need to concentrate on.
00:11:31Hey, Ma.
00:11:33They just passed the camera.
00:11:35Good, good.
00:11:37They just passed the camera.
00:11:39Good, good.
00:11:43It's not working.
00:11:45Let it pass, Ma.
00:11:47It's too big of a haul.
00:11:49It's too good of a show to pass up.
00:11:51It's going to blow up in our faces.
00:11:53Good.
00:11:55This town needs to shed a bit of dead weight.
00:12:00Did that work?
00:12:02Good, good.
00:12:04And
00:12:06we have an obstruction.
00:12:12Wait, how much further is it?
00:12:14A couple hours.
00:12:16That's not what my phone says.
00:12:18What are you talking about?
00:12:20Dude, my phone's saying we should turn around.
00:12:22Yeah, and go all the way back.
00:12:24No!
00:12:26The idiot is right.
00:12:28Mine says 8 hours.
00:12:308!
00:12:32Does this mean this is going to be a sequel to Tuesday?
00:12:34I vote 2!
00:12:36Well, I would rather
00:12:38have the banner wrapped around the tree.
00:12:40Pick one.
00:12:42I'm going to kick your ass.
00:12:44The Lex to your own
00:12:46is now online.
00:12:48Yeah, yeah.
00:12:53Wait, I'm being redirected.
00:12:55Save 5 hours.
00:12:57Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:12:59Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it too.
00:13:01Hold on. Left up here.
00:13:03Let me check with Billy first.
00:13:05About saving 5 hours?
00:13:07Don't do it, Vax. Don't fall for the pressure.
00:13:09You just keep going straight.
00:13:11Wait, hold up. You two don't want me to take the left.
00:13:13Actually, we totally think you should.
00:13:15Then why are you telling him not to?
00:13:17It's reverse psychology.
00:13:19Don't stray from the path, Vax.
00:13:21Don't turn left, Vax.
00:13:23No, no. I would happily sit in hours of traffic
00:13:25before I let them manipulate me.
00:13:27Don't let them get in your head.
00:13:29If I turn left, then I'm going to have to listen
00:13:31a little bit about how they tricked me into turning left.
00:13:33Yeah, that would be about right.
00:13:35They're saying they're using reverse psychology
00:13:37if pretty much they're reversing it again.
00:13:39That's how reverse psychology works.
00:13:41You get what you want by going backwards?
00:13:43What are you two doing?
00:13:45If you want him to turn left, then just shut up.
00:13:47Why are you complicating this?
00:13:49Now we got Santel thinking way complicated.
00:13:51What?
00:13:53Psychology's too powerful for us.
00:13:55Actually, we changed our mind.
00:13:57We think you should turn left.
00:13:59We, uh...
00:14:01We'd be...
00:14:03We'd be so proud of you.
00:14:05What are you two doing now?
00:14:07Uh, it's called positive reinforcement.
00:14:09It works on animals.
00:14:11Oh, oh, oh, there it is, there it is. Turn left.
00:14:13No, no, no, I can't turn left because I'm telling you
00:14:15if I turn left, they're never going to notice.
00:14:17You will turn left when I say you turn left.
00:14:21You're the best, Vax.
00:14:23Thank you.
00:14:29Why, Vax?
00:14:31Why did you have to turn left?
00:14:33Is this really a road?
00:14:35Why, Vax?
00:14:37Why did you have to turn left?
00:14:39Is this really a road?
00:15:06What the hell?
00:15:08Vax, did you go off route?
00:15:10You were redirected.
00:15:14Tell me you called Norma.
00:15:16Yeah, funny thing.
00:15:18No reception.
00:15:24Then you better turn around before...
00:15:26Oh!
00:15:35Fair enough.
00:16:06There's hundreds of these roads
00:16:08cutting through farms up here.
00:16:10Hundreds of them.
00:16:12We'll be fine, Billy.
00:16:16What was I thinking,
00:16:18sending the brothers to get help?
00:16:20Are you kidding?
00:16:22You said both their lives.
00:16:24I was going to say the same thing.
00:16:26I was going to say the same thing.
00:16:28I was going to say the same thing.
00:16:30I was going to say the same thing.
00:16:32I was going to say the same thing.
00:16:34You said both their lives.
00:16:36I was ready to rip their tongues out.
00:16:38This close to murdering them both.
00:16:40We all tasted that blood, Vax.
00:16:42Hey, Dewey, where are you?
00:16:44I'm at the end of town.
00:16:46Where are you?
00:16:48I'm at the entrance.
00:16:50You want to meet up?
00:16:52I'll call a cab.
00:16:54What?
00:16:56I'll call a cab.
00:16:58Dude, this is awesome.
00:17:00We're in the world's smallest town.
00:17:02David, Dewey.
00:17:04David, Dewey.
00:17:06David, Dewey.
00:17:08Can I help you, Dewey?
00:17:10Yes.
00:17:16I'm David.
00:17:18I'm Dewey.
00:17:20And we are the Double D's.
00:17:22We're not just boobs.
00:17:24I know exactly who you are.
00:17:26My brother Elmo goes crazy over you two.
00:17:28You've heard of us?
00:17:30Yeah, we're kind of hungry.
00:17:32I can help you with the ladder.
00:17:34It's our tires, not our ladder.
00:17:36I was talking about spaghetti.
00:17:38You have a really weird way of fixing tires.
00:17:40Oh, my God.
00:17:42It's the Double D's.
00:17:44You've heard of us, too?
00:17:46Of course. Everyone in town knows who you are.
00:17:48Everyone in town?
00:17:50Even just you two?
00:17:52Does that mean one of you is the mayor and the other is the sheriff?
00:17:54Well, we are a bit of an authority around here.
00:17:56The town fam's out that way.
00:17:58This is the only place close to the detour road.
00:18:00Yeah, well, never mind all that.
00:18:02Let's feed y'all.
00:18:04Let us send our goods.
00:18:06Hell, son, you ain't gonna never send anything out this way.
00:18:08What about reception from that cell tower over there?
00:18:12Well, no.
00:18:14Well, that's just a little project Garrett and I have been working on.
00:18:18See, I was blessed with Ma's brain, right?
00:18:20But now Elmo...
00:18:22Not my sweet little boy, Elmo.
00:18:24He was blessed with my inner beauty.
00:18:28Anyway, some people like to live off-grid.
00:18:30Off-grid?
00:18:32Off-grid adventure!
00:18:36Y'all come eat.
00:18:40I can't even get a message through.
00:18:44This...
00:18:46This is where we die.
00:18:48I'm sure they'll find us.
00:18:50I'm sure they'll find us.
00:18:52This is where we die.
00:18:54I'm sure they'll find help soon.
00:18:56How long have those double dorks been gone for?
00:18:58Felt like hours.
00:19:00Look, Billy,
00:19:02if you're not getting reception here,
00:19:04you might as well try walking that way a bit.
00:19:08Only 10% battery left.
00:19:10We are the double D's.
00:19:12We might be off the grid,
00:19:14middle of nowhere.
00:19:16Not likely to be burning any minute, really.
00:19:18And we figured that there's no better place for...
00:19:22Specials a day, fella.
00:19:24Enjoy.
00:19:28Spaghetti challenge!
00:19:36Dewey, look.
00:19:38Does that say backyard wrestling?
00:19:42Is this real?
00:19:44Because this is bucket list business.
00:19:46We've always wanted to crush your backyard promotion.
00:19:48It's not quite what you think.
00:19:50Garrett puts on a little show
00:19:52with his baby brother that
00:19:54the town folk rather enjoy.
00:19:56I think we should do it.
00:19:58This could be an epic fail.
00:20:00It could look like we're disappointing the dangers of backyard wrestling.
00:20:02It could be content gold.
00:20:04Everyone loves kids.
00:20:06Good thing we're off the grid.
00:20:08Backyard wrestling challenge!
00:20:10Garrett!
00:20:12Now, why don't you take these fine young boys
00:20:14and drop them off with Pops
00:20:16and then go help their friends.
00:20:18Boy,
00:20:20it's gonna be a real fun day.
00:20:22Fun day.
00:20:46Wow.
00:20:48This is amazing.
00:20:50Here, you can help me clean it up.
00:20:52This is nicer than our tour ring.
00:20:54Yeah, we were thinking of using this,
00:20:56but instead we got this fantastic rope.
00:20:58Barbed wire.
00:21:00Badass.
00:21:02You're familiar?
00:21:04Oh yeah, we wrestled lots of hardcore matches.
00:21:06Early days.
00:21:08Really? You look a little pristine to me.
00:21:12Score show!
00:21:16Barbed wire.
00:21:18Hando stick.
00:21:20Chair shot.
00:21:22Badass.
00:21:24What happened?
00:21:26Someone tried to gut me.
00:21:28That's badass.
00:21:30Well, you boobie boys are all right.
00:21:32Let's get this ring finished.
00:21:34Mind if we record this?
00:21:36Hell no, I will too.
00:21:38Garrett got me this.
00:21:42And this will be our first pay-per-view.
00:21:44Wow, what a cool thing to do for Elmo.
00:21:46Yeah, especially since he's just a kid.
00:21:48Oh, Elmo ain't no kid.
00:21:50His head is five, but the rest of him is a different story.
00:21:52You know what I mean?
00:21:54Yeah.
00:21:56Maybe.
00:22:06I don't know what to do.
00:22:16Hot damn.
00:22:18Didn't plan on seeing the king, but I out here.
00:22:22No!
00:22:24Why him?
00:22:26You guys are celebrities in this town.
00:22:28We're always happy to meet a fan.
00:22:32We sent some people ahead.
00:22:34The Double D sent me to help you.
00:22:36Do something.
00:22:38What am I going to say to that guy?
00:22:40Pick a fight? In the middle of their territory?
00:22:42What was their first fight, finally?
00:22:44I'm going to die because some hick wants to kill me for no reason.
00:22:46We got one of the townsfolk here.
00:22:50I'm not getting in that truck.
00:22:52Okay, well, hang out with the RV then.
00:22:54Take care of everything.
00:22:56Most importantly, my belt and crown
00:22:58under the bed in the back.
00:23:00Make sure they remain
00:23:02under the bed back there.
00:23:04Absolutely, yeah.
00:23:06You go. Have fun.
00:23:08Do whatever.
00:23:10It's not fun.
00:23:12Thanks for that.
00:23:14And we're very thankful.
00:23:20Get the bed.
00:23:36Keep your eyes on the road.
00:23:38I never missed a show.
00:23:42A lot of fellas,
00:23:44they'd never come to a town like this.
00:23:46You guys come through here every year
00:23:48and it means a damn lot to us.
00:23:50It means a lot to us, too.
00:23:52I've seen all your tapes.
00:23:54Probably watched it a hundred times.
00:23:58I hope you don't mind getting swarmed.
00:24:02Word's going to travel fast.
00:24:04You fellas are here.
00:24:06Well, we certainly
00:24:08appreciate the hospitality.
00:24:12We're just getting started.
00:24:18No, no, babe, babe.
00:24:20It's supposed to be off to the side a little bit.
00:24:22It looks like I don't care.
00:24:24You're making me sweat, and not in a good way.
00:24:26Okay, breathe in.
00:24:28And action.
00:24:30Introducing
00:24:32the new world champion,
00:24:34the greatest wrestler of all time.
00:24:36Where are you going?
00:24:38I'm showing off the buttocks a little bit
00:24:40to get a little bit of, you know,
00:24:42to get a little bit of a thirst trap.
00:24:44Honey, you want to be a star, you open to camera.
00:24:46You open to camera.
00:24:48Not your butt cheek to camera.
00:24:50But I need a little ass shaking in it, all right?
00:24:52In the sex house, come on.
00:24:54You want to stretch a little more?
00:24:56You know, you might get better.
00:24:58Yeah, yeah, I don't want to pull a hammy.
00:25:00Okay, okay.
00:25:02I've been working out a lot for this.
00:25:04Then flex.
00:25:06I have been.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:10This here is my dear mother.
00:25:12But everybody here in town
00:25:14calls her Ma.
00:25:16What happened?
00:25:18It really is the king.
00:25:20Hi, I'm Chantel.
00:25:22You know, you are a legend in this town.
00:25:26It's a pleasure to meet you, Ma.
00:25:28Would you be so kind
00:25:30as to sign a poster for us?
00:25:32Of course.
00:25:34I think I've got a pen here somewhere.
00:25:36I've got a pen. I'm never without one.
00:25:38You got enough slack?
00:25:58You got enough slack?
00:26:02I saw you.
00:26:04Yeah?
00:26:06Back when you was Billy the Kid?
00:26:08Yes.
00:26:10Eagles Crest Arena, right?
00:26:12You remember. You remember me.
00:26:14Yeah, you remember.
00:26:16Of course I do.
00:26:18You were in the, which row?
00:26:20Green seats, row three.
00:26:22You pointed at me.
00:26:24I know, and you pointed at me.
00:26:26That's right, we pointed.
00:26:28At each other.
00:26:30I still remember.
00:26:32Can I get
00:26:34Scary Mary's autograph, please?
00:26:38Most certainly.
00:26:42A total creep.
00:26:44You stay creepy, alright?
00:26:46I like your nails.
00:26:56This is really happening.
00:26:58It is.
00:27:00It is.
00:27:02What's your name, my friend?
00:27:06Fred.
00:27:08Threads.
00:27:10What do you think?
00:27:14Next time.
00:27:16I can't have you embarrass me in front of my girl.
00:27:18Respect!
00:27:30Oh!
00:27:36This takes me back.
00:27:38Signed by the Terror himself.
00:27:42I'm humbled to add to this, man.
00:27:46Wow.
00:27:52You know that was the last time we ever saw
00:27:54Taylor.
00:27:56Honestly, I don't know.
00:27:58I was there.
00:28:06Have you seen this one?
00:28:10They drew themselves on the poster.
00:28:12Those idiots aren't just setting up
00:28:14the ring. They've signed on to be in the
00:28:16main event.
00:28:18Wrestling means the world to my
00:28:20little boy. I was really hoping
00:28:22you might be able to swing by before
00:28:24you leave.
00:28:26Of course
00:28:28I can. Maybe show
00:28:30them the ropes a little bit?
00:28:32You know, you just made little boy's dreams come
00:28:34true.
00:28:36That's what I'm here for.
00:28:38When I find the brothers, I'm gonna drag them back
00:28:40by their ears.
00:28:44How much do I owe you for the tires, Garrett?
00:28:46Nah.
00:28:48Man, you help us out, we'll help
00:28:50you out. Appreciate that.
00:28:52Annie, winners
00:28:54go give their friends a hand.
00:28:56You never ask.
00:28:58And I'll draw Billy to the farm.
00:29:00It's not that fun and all.
00:29:02What? Billy's leaving?
00:29:04He'll be right back. Meanwhile,
00:29:06why don't, uh, Chantel
00:29:08and I host a little
00:29:10viewing party. Yeah?
00:29:14It starts with Vax. It ends with
00:29:16Vax. Ain't nothing in between.
00:29:18Woo! Are we, like, waist or shoulder?
00:29:20Oh, I wasn't
00:29:22rolling. Hold on.
00:29:24I wasn't rolling at all. My storage
00:29:26is full. So I'm gonna delete
00:29:2840 takes. Okay?
00:29:30I'm gonna delete 40 of them.
00:29:32That's quite the championship
00:29:34run you've had.
00:29:36Uh, yeah, it's
00:29:38had its moments.
00:29:40What a burden to be a part
00:29:42owner of R&W.
00:29:44Never able to leave.
00:29:46Trapped by your own
00:29:48business decisions.
00:29:50Having to carry the company.
00:29:52Never able to spread your
00:29:54wings. Sounds like you've been talking
00:29:56to my girlfriend.
00:29:58I heard every one of your interviews.
00:30:00All your podcasts.
00:30:02You guys get reception out here?
00:30:04When we want to.
00:30:10How old is
00:30:12Lexton? I couldn't find it on my phone at all.
00:30:14Oh. Tam was
00:30:16abandoned a long time ago.
00:30:18Now it's just a bunch of old buildings
00:30:20on the farm.
00:30:22My husband and I own this property.
00:30:24So where's all the townsfolk
00:30:26from?
00:30:28We get a lot of runaways
00:30:30through here.
00:30:32Being chased by
00:30:34monsters.
00:30:36I give them a place to stay.
00:30:38That's really nice of you to
00:30:40take in runaways.
00:30:42Not just the victims.
00:30:44I take care of the monsters, too.
00:30:46I wonder
00:30:48which one you'll be.
00:31:12Be memorable.
00:31:14Be memorable.
00:31:16You want people to remember Vax.
00:31:18Right? Right now, people are like
00:31:20what?
00:31:22Thank you. Okay, let's do it
00:31:24again. Again.
00:31:26Okay.
00:31:28And
00:31:30introducing the
00:31:32new world champion,
00:31:34the greatest wrestler of all time,
00:31:36Vax!
00:31:38Shh! We gotta be
00:31:40real quiet, because I'm putting this
00:31:42baby to sleep. What? That was a
00:31:44good line, baby. Can't you just keep
00:31:46It's wrestling. Everybody's yelling.
00:31:48Why you put baby to sleep? You're
00:31:50putting me to sleep. And guess what?
00:31:52You still don't have a good one. You wanna know why?
00:31:54Because you're being forgettable.
00:31:56I wanna be running this company by
00:31:58this time next year. So
00:32:00last thing I want is some
00:32:02moron like you not being
00:32:04able to handle himself on the mic.
00:32:06You understand that, Vax?
00:32:08Now get in position and do
00:32:10it. Again.
00:32:12Now this time with just a little more
00:32:14Warmth.
00:32:16Yeah.
00:32:18No, I got you. I got you.
00:32:22I am the greatest
00:32:24champion!
00:32:32One more. This time with a little more
00:32:34feeling.
00:32:36Ah!
00:32:38That's not your belt.
00:32:42Take the crown, too.
00:32:48Hell, that was easy.
00:32:50I thought you was gonna bleed it slow.
00:32:52What of it?
00:33:06Well...
00:33:10Pop's out making moonshine.
00:33:12There's no damn way we'd have got that ring
00:33:14set up if it wasn't for the help of these two
00:33:16boys right here.
00:33:18Well, then let's get these
00:33:20boys fed before the show.
00:33:22What a feast.
00:33:24You think we can finish them all?
00:33:26Oh, that won't be a problem.
00:33:28Hey, Elmo!
00:33:30Hey, Elmo!
00:33:32Hey, Elmo!
00:33:34Hey, Elmo!
00:33:36Get up here for dinner!
00:33:44Double?
00:33:46Where are the double D's?
00:33:48Chicken!
00:33:50Now, Elmo
00:33:52manners weak, I guess.
00:33:54Oh, it's alright.
00:33:58Chicken!
00:34:04Chicken!
00:34:08Chicken!
00:34:10Chicken, boy! Chicken!
00:34:14Elmo, I haven't heard you laugh for ages.
00:34:18Chicken!
00:34:22Chicken!
00:34:24Chicken!
00:34:26Okay, let's get this thing going
00:34:28now. Come on.
00:34:30Let's get it going.
00:34:32He owes me. He owes me.
00:34:34I was helping him out from the audience that one time.
00:34:36Back in the day, when he was up against Doc Lobster,
00:34:38got him in that claw around his face, you know,
00:34:40where it takes five grown men to pry his fingers off.
00:34:42I was helping him out from inside, you know what I mean?
00:34:44Nobody blows me off.
00:34:46Not even the king. Nobody blows me off.
00:34:48Is this straight?
00:34:52He's there. Perfect.
00:34:56What do I know? I've gone cross-eyed.
00:34:58Pops, is this straight?
00:35:00Thank you, Danny.
00:35:02Thank you.
00:35:06He owes me.
00:35:08Nobody gets Winters to blow off, I'll tell you that right now.
00:35:24Hello?
00:35:26Who's speaking?
00:35:28The terror?
00:35:30No.
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:40What do I do?
00:35:46That was an accident, dude.
00:35:48That was a long time ago.
00:35:50I don't know why you're bringing that up right now.
00:35:58Don't think about it.
00:36:00It's no fun.
00:36:08Yeah.
00:36:10Fight through the pain.
00:36:12You're halfway there.
00:36:14Fight through the pain.
00:36:16You're halfway there.
00:36:36I'll be back in ten minutes.
00:36:44I'll be back in ten minutes.
00:36:52I need your help for this.
00:36:56Fred can't help you there, mate.
00:36:58Just be thankful you can use your arms.
00:37:00Just do it.
00:37:14There you go.
00:37:20What happened to you?
00:37:24The same old lady
00:37:26who brought you here to see her son.
00:37:28Ma.
00:37:30Yeah, Ma.
00:37:38Well, I've got the belt.
00:37:40I've got my mask.
00:37:42Should you want to take some photos,
00:37:44why don't you have this?
00:37:46I'm not usually the kind of mother
00:37:48who lets her son have cake before supper.
00:37:50But I'll make an exception
00:37:52so we don't keep you waiting.
00:37:54so we don't keep you waiting.
00:37:56You should at least stay for one slice of cake.
00:37:58That way it's a good idea.
00:38:00Yeah, well, uh,
00:38:02I might stay for one.
00:38:04After all,
00:38:06cake is one of my greatest weaknesses.
00:38:08Well,
00:38:10let's get the party started.
00:38:12Happy birthday to you.
00:38:14Happy birthday to you.
00:38:16Happy birthday to you.
00:38:18Happy birthday to you.
00:38:20Happy birthday to you.
00:38:22A son
00:38:24broke my back,
00:38:26took my belt.
00:38:28These sickos make a game of it now.
00:38:30These sickos make a game of it now.
00:38:32They capture runaways,
00:38:34throw them in a room for Elmo
00:38:36to brutalize
00:38:38and for entertainment.
00:38:40Ma makes us chew him on.
00:38:42Ma makes us chew him on.
00:38:44Us?
00:38:46Well,
00:38:48the ones who survive
00:38:50end up like me.
00:38:52end up like me.
00:38:54Ma likes to
00:38:56look after us
00:38:58and punish us
00:39:00if we don't listen.
00:39:02What can I do?
00:39:04What can I do?
00:39:08Just so happens
00:39:10I've had ten years to think about that.
00:39:14Follow the moon.
00:39:18It'll bring you to a stream.
00:39:20Follow the current.
00:39:22It'll bring you to a main road.
00:39:26Follow.
00:39:28Follow.
00:39:30I can't.
00:39:32I can't.
00:39:34My girlfriend's out there.
00:39:36All the other wrestlers
00:39:38are out there.
00:39:40I can't.
00:39:44Yes, you remember me.
00:39:46Yeah.
00:39:48As a legend.
00:39:54What would you do if you were me?
00:39:56Well...
00:40:00There'll be parking in the field by the garage.
00:40:04There may be a gun in one of the cars.
00:40:06I'll grab that gun.
00:40:10And then I'll shoot elbows many times it takes
00:40:12to bring him down.
00:40:14And then I'll shoot him some more.
00:40:18And then...
00:40:22I'll get Ma.
00:40:24And break every
00:40:26bone.
00:40:28You following me, champ?
00:40:32I'm just hungry, Ma.
00:40:34Well, let's see how loud
00:40:36you cheer for my son tonight.
00:40:38This is going to be quite the show.
00:40:40Well, I'll be waiting for this minute
00:40:42for quite some time.
00:40:44Oh, it's a good boy.
00:40:46Just keep up that enthusiasm.
00:40:58You enjoy the show.
00:41:02Oh, you should take care of a lot of people, Ma.
00:41:04Oh, I'm happy to share
00:41:06my love with them.
00:41:08We love her so much.
00:41:10Oh, please.
00:41:12Please, please
00:41:14help us show her that...
00:41:16Something wrong with your eye?
00:41:18What's that?
00:41:20Is something wrong with your eye?
00:41:22No, I think I just got some dust in it.
00:41:24Well, maybe I better take a
00:41:26close look at that eye tonight.
00:41:56Just remember to pose, man.
00:41:58Yeah, dude.
00:42:00Cows love it when you stop and feel the moment.
00:42:02It's playtime, playtime!
00:42:04Well, thank you for
00:42:06making my son feel special.
00:42:08I'm so proud of you.
00:42:10I'm so proud of you.
00:42:12I'm so proud of you.
00:42:14I'm so proud of you.
00:42:16I'm so proud of you.
00:42:18I'm so proud of you.
00:42:20I'm so proud of you.
00:42:22I'm so proud of you.
00:42:24Making my son feel special.
00:42:26We think you're special, too, Ma.
00:42:28And we're so glad to hear Billy agreed to be a part of this.
00:42:30Yeah, shouldn't we be meeting up with him?
00:42:32No, no, no. Billy says he trusts you guys.
00:42:34Really?
00:42:36Nice.
00:42:38Backyard Wrestling Challenge!
00:42:40Yeah!
00:42:42Woo!
00:42:44Woo!
00:42:46How are you fellas
00:42:48doing out here tonight?
00:42:50Woo!
00:42:52Are you ready
00:42:54to see the biggest,
00:42:56loudest,
00:42:58most insane main event
00:43:00that you've damn well seen
00:43:02in the last ten years?
00:43:04Yeah!
00:43:06But first,
00:43:08let me introduce
00:43:10to you the woman
00:43:12that makes all
00:43:14this possible.
00:43:16That's right.
00:43:18Put your hands together
00:43:20for my dear Ma.
00:43:22Woo!
00:43:24Woo!
00:43:26Woo!
00:43:28We want Ma!
00:43:30We want Ma!
00:43:32We want Ma!
00:43:34Thank you.
00:43:36Thank you.
00:43:38And everyone, let's give a warm
00:43:40welcome to our guest commentators
00:43:42for this evening.
00:43:44The delightful David and Dewey.
00:43:46Woo!
00:43:48Would you two be a dear
00:43:50and go check on Elmo?
00:43:52Of course.
00:43:54Delightful David and Dewey. I like that.
00:44:04Are they gone yet?
00:44:06Yeah?
00:44:08Well,
00:44:10now, aren't those two just
00:44:12delightful?
00:44:14Gonna be interesting
00:44:16to see that go down.
00:44:18Yeah!
00:44:20Thank you.
00:44:22Look how
00:44:24happy everyone is tonight.
00:44:26You know, I heard
00:44:28Elmo laugh for the first time
00:44:30in ages at dinner.
00:44:32And look
00:44:34what my Garrett has helped me
00:44:36bring here tonight.
00:44:38And there's my
00:44:40sweet husband.
00:44:42The man behind the camera.
00:44:44You know, people say that I
00:44:46tamed him.
00:44:48He was once a
00:44:50vicious serial killer.
00:44:52Sure. Well, just like most
00:44:54of you.
00:44:56Maybe getting a thrill
00:44:58once a year.
00:45:00But sloppy.
00:45:02Having to spend all his time on the run.
00:45:04Panicked.
00:45:06I mean, we've all been there.
00:45:08But now...
00:45:10Now
00:45:12he's a proud father who gets to
00:45:14film his sons carrying on his
00:45:16legacy.
00:45:18I didn't tame him.
00:45:20I unleashed him.
00:45:22And I've unleashed all of you.
00:45:28That's right.
00:45:30We know what we are.
00:45:32We know what we lack.
00:45:34A part.
00:45:36It would take hundreds of victims
00:45:38to satisfy our urges.
00:45:40But together
00:45:42we can do so much
00:45:44more with so much
00:45:46less.
00:45:48We've even learned how to
00:45:50prolong our
00:45:52enjoyment with some.
00:45:54Look at
00:45:56poor Taylor down there.
00:46:00All the hope in the world
00:46:02in his eyes.
00:46:04So
00:46:06how many people have you
00:46:08watched die now?
00:46:12Yeah.
00:46:14Well, how many have you lost?
00:46:16It's true. It's true.
00:46:18We have
00:46:20added some of our own
00:46:22to the
00:46:24bonfire.
00:46:26And we may not
00:46:28grieve like you
00:46:30think.
00:46:32But we grieve.
00:46:34Just like you will
00:46:36when Geert cuts off your arm.
00:46:38Hey, what? Elmo's good to go.
00:46:40Good.
00:46:42Good.
00:46:44And as I was saying,
00:46:46ten years ago
00:46:48a champion came through town.
00:46:50And when
00:46:52Taylor first met Elmo
00:46:54he was so
00:46:56inspired he chose
00:46:58to put his championship
00:47:00belt on the line.
00:47:02I'm glad I did too.
00:47:04Yeah.
00:47:06Otherwise I wouldn't be in
00:47:08paradise right now.
00:47:10We are paradise.
00:47:12And what an amazing story.
00:47:14You mean that Taylor
00:47:16the Terror, wrestling legend
00:47:18hasn't been dead for the past ten years
00:47:20and instead he simply found a new
00:47:22home? No, that displays
00:47:24his better audio system than our road show.
00:47:26We should be taking notes.
00:47:28Tonight a new champion passed through town.
00:47:30And Billy the King
00:47:32Logan was so
00:47:34impressed with Elmo that he
00:47:36agreed to put up his own
00:47:38championship right here
00:47:40tonight for us,
00:47:42for all of you.
00:47:44And what an emotional response
00:47:46from the audience, do we? And can you
00:47:48believe it, Dave? This is a match ten
00:47:50years in the making.
00:47:52And let's face it, Elmo needs a new belt.
00:47:54He's almost chewed through the last one.
00:47:56True, true.
00:47:58But first, we have a little
00:48:00match for Elmo.
00:48:02And this knight has his first twist
00:48:04already. A mystery opponent
00:48:06that isn't Billy? Who could it be?
00:48:30Oh my God.
00:49:00What an entrance.
00:49:02We should steal that.
00:49:14And Scary Barry
00:49:16is stepping up! Who could believe it?
00:49:18This is why we love wrestling.
00:49:30Yes.
00:49:34Yes.
00:49:36Yes.
00:49:42Oh God.
00:49:44Oh yes.
00:49:48One bullet.
00:49:50Oh my God.
00:50:00Oh yes.
00:50:02Yes, a key.
00:50:04Oh yes.
00:50:16Let me tell you something, big man.
00:50:18Alright, Elmo?
00:50:20You're big
00:50:22and you're bad, but you've never dealt with
00:50:24anyone
00:50:26like Billy the King.
00:50:28And if you want to save
00:50:30yourself from having every
00:50:32bone in your body broken
00:50:34by the champ,
00:50:36you'll
00:50:38accept my challenge
00:50:42to a test of strength.
00:50:44Loser
00:50:46leaves town.
00:50:48It's
00:50:50sucking.
00:50:58Ah!
00:51:00Ah!
00:51:02Ah!
00:51:04Ah!
00:51:06Ah!
00:51:22Yeah!
00:51:28David?
00:51:30Dewey? What the hell are you doing here?
00:51:32Well, it seems Scary Mary
00:51:34thinks we're unfit to be commentating.
00:51:36Well, maybe if she'd shut up and wrestle,
00:51:38we'd have something to call. Nice bird.
00:51:40You idiots! Don't you know
00:51:42this is real? Of course it's real.
00:51:44It's wrestling. Dad,
00:51:46this stuff isn't real, is it?
00:51:48Well, son, you're old enough to know
00:51:50wrestling is real.
00:51:52Introducing first,
00:51:54our challenger,
00:51:56Scary Mary.
00:51:58Scary Mary.
00:52:04I'm hungry. Are you hungry?
00:52:06Man, I could go for a nice bowl of chili,
00:52:08something like that.
00:52:10Ma puts together a really, really great event,
00:52:12but there's never anything to eat.
00:52:14Popcorn shrimp, maybe,
00:52:16or a nice piece of corn on the cob.
00:52:18Shut up. Watch the show.
00:52:20And now,
00:52:22introducing our champion,
00:52:24Elbow! Elbow! Elbow!
00:52:287 feet tall,
00:52:32400 pounds.
00:52:44Elbow!
00:52:50And here we go!
00:52:54♪
00:52:56Yessir!
00:52:58♪
00:53:08Still, it'd be better with...
00:53:08Respect. Show some respect.
00:53:10Better with a chicken is all I'm saying!
00:53:12Full of respect!
00:53:12I like chicken, and I like this!
00:53:14Is it really so difficult to put them both in the same room?
00:53:16Boo!
00:53:19You suck!
00:53:20Boo!
00:53:22It's not enough!
00:53:24Yeah, that's right!
00:53:25Who else wants to?
00:53:28Hit him again!
00:53:43The king has arrived!
00:53:48It's nearly, Ma!
00:53:55But if I'm gonna defend my championship here tonight,
00:54:06I'm gonna make sure you have no excuses when I beat you in the middle of the ring tonight, Elmo!
00:54:18It's nearly, Ma!
00:54:19It's nearly!
00:54:25If you get a warm-up match, big man,
00:54:33then so do I!
00:54:36Billy! Billy! Billy!
00:54:47Huggies!
00:54:48Bad Elmo!
00:54:58You heard me.
00:55:01Badass Elmo ain't never gonna back down from your challenge, Billy.
00:55:10You so-called legend!
00:55:13You don't think I can win?
00:55:16I think you should tuck your tail between your legs and run, Billy.
00:55:20I've got one shot at this, and I've got to rescue Mary.
00:55:28Work your gimmick.
00:55:34Billy the King is the main event in any town on any show!
00:55:42And out of all the towns and all the shows, I have never seen a group of cowardly degenerates quite like this one.
00:55:55You remind me of her!
00:55:59Because she is a cowardly degenerate and a pathetic loser, just like all of you.
00:56:09So being that I do not have a worthy audience and there is no worthy challenger,
00:56:19I'm outta here!
00:56:22Mary, speak! Mary, speak!
00:56:25Scary Mary!
00:56:28Mary, speak!
00:56:40Now wait just a damn minute!
00:56:44Who are you to judge me?
00:56:48Who are you to judge these people?
00:56:51You're just pissed off because all of them saw me make a bitch out of you last night!
00:56:57They saw me kick your ass!
00:57:00It's Scary Mary laying the facts down on Billy.
00:57:03And why shouldn't she be part of the championship picture, Dave?
00:57:06She's beat the crap out of us on several occasions.
00:57:08And if you don't think I can hang in this ring, why don't you ask Elmo right here how his head feels?
00:57:17Good.
00:57:19Billy, my head hurts.
00:57:21It's on!
00:57:23No way!
00:57:25He only wants to fight her because she's chained up!
00:57:28Elmo fix!
00:57:30Yeah!
00:57:32Well this just went from a warm-up match to a warm-up championship.
00:57:37What do we call this?
00:57:39We call it awesome!
00:57:43Where the hell's Fred's?
00:57:44Where the hell's Fred's?
00:58:04Yeah Elmo, get over here!
00:58:06Yeah, you're a color commentator, man!
00:58:07Yeah, you're a color commentator, man!
00:58:11Elmo color commentator!
00:58:14Yeah!
00:58:16Elmo!
00:58:27Elmo like the color!
00:58:29Yeah!
00:58:36So what's the plan?
00:58:49How does that feel until you're right about now?
00:58:58Hey!
00:59:06I'm gonna make you an offer that my stepdaddy never made to me.
00:59:14I'm gonna give you a heads up.
00:59:24Where do you think...
00:59:29Am I... am I bleeding?
00:59:33Well that's what it tastes like, sunshine!
00:59:37No, no, no. Give me a dead second, I'd start.
00:59:42Okay, dead one Mississippi. Two Mississippi.
00:59:51Four Mississippi. Five Mississippi.
00:59:54Six Mississippi.
00:59:59Seven Mississippi.
01:00:03Nine Mississippi.
01:00:05Ten Mississippi.
01:00:12I managed to get a gun.
01:00:15But only one bullet.
01:00:24And Billy and Scary Bear are just laying into each other.
01:00:28Chicken legs!
01:00:54You're gonna burn!
01:01:17You're gonna burn!
01:01:21Looking for me?
01:01:24Yeah.
01:01:28And will Billy be able to get up from that blow?
01:01:31Blow starts with E!
01:01:33Elmo keeping it real with the ladder check.
01:01:36Is he right?
01:01:37Yeah, I think so.
01:01:42I'll try to warn Elmo.
01:01:45I'm gonna make a break for one of the cars outside.
01:01:49Just a stalker. No, no, no. You made a choice.
01:01:52There is a difference between a serial killer and a stalker.
01:01:55You like to watch. I'm a man of action.
01:01:58But I've only killed two people.
01:01:59You gotta kill three people to be a serial killer.
01:02:02Wonder why that is.
01:02:04What is it about that third victim?
01:02:07Vax and Chantal are tied up in the back room.
01:02:13Yes!
01:02:15New plan.
01:02:18Elmo wanna play too!
01:02:19And this match is turning into a three-way match.
01:02:22You can't have a three-way match without a referee.
01:02:25Referee challenge!
01:02:30Bibbs! There you are!
01:02:33Bibbs?
01:02:35Bibbs?
01:02:36Hey!
01:02:40And here we go with Dewey, who is with Ma.
01:02:42Thanks, Dave. I am standing next to Ma.
01:02:45Back to you.
01:02:46And I am about to referee the match of the century.
01:02:49But first, Dewey interviews a living legend.
01:02:52I am with the terror himself.
01:02:54I don't go by terror anymore.
01:02:56Just call me Taylor.
01:02:59But that was your greatest persona.
01:03:01The headmaster of head games?
01:03:03That's not my moniker anymore.
01:03:05And as you can guess,
01:03:07I'm glad someone else has that...
01:03:10persona.
01:03:12Actually, I never would have guessed that.
01:03:13But people always say I'm not keeping up.
01:03:16Yes, I can see that.
01:03:22Chantel!
01:03:26Hello, Annie.
01:03:31Nowhere left to run.
01:03:32Nowhere left to run.
01:04:02Nowhere left to run.
01:04:32Nowhere left to run.
01:04:57I don't have the words for you, honey.
01:04:59You're doing it to me. You're doing it to me.
01:05:00You're doing it to me. You got me.
01:05:02Right here, right now.
01:05:04Give it to me.
01:05:09Let's go, Elmo!
01:05:12Let's go, Elmo!
01:05:18All right, ladies and gentlemen.
01:05:20It's now time for the main event.
01:05:24It's a triple threat match
01:05:26for the RNW heavyweight title.
01:05:31In this corner,
01:05:33it's our champion,
01:05:35Billy Logan.
01:05:41And in this corner,
01:05:43it's our first challenger,
01:05:47Scary Mary.
01:05:50And in this corner,
01:05:52that's right.
01:05:54You know who you want.
01:06:01There he is.
01:06:05Yeah, boy.
01:06:07You're going to be rash, my boy.
01:06:20Yeah!
01:06:24Greetings, Mr. Logan.
01:06:28I have anticipated meeting you.
01:06:34They call me the Terror around here.
01:06:45What?
01:06:46All right.
01:06:49All right. All right.
01:06:51All right. I think things are getting a little bit out of hand.
01:06:54We wouldn't want anybody to get hurt, right?
01:06:57How about a test of strength, huh?
01:07:00You think you can handle this, Terror?
01:07:03Oh, what a delightful way to warm up the crowd.
01:07:08The Terror is the strongest!
01:07:14Terror! Terror! Terror! Terror!
01:07:20Where do you think you're going?
01:07:22Right there.
01:07:24There you go, darling.
01:07:25Agh!
01:07:27Grrr...
01:07:29Agh!
01:07:31Argh!
01:07:33Grr...
01:07:41Rrrrggghhh!!!
01:07:43Grr...
01:07:45Aaaahhh...
01:07:47B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b!
01:07:51She said...
01:07:53No!
01:07:56Ma, I'm being hurt.
01:07:59I'm being hurt, Ma.
01:08:00Ma.
01:08:01All right, anybody else?
01:08:03You want some, I'll shoot you too!
01:08:05All right, put down the goddamn camera!
01:08:08Ma, you want me to shoot you in the face?
01:08:11Ma, that's awesome, yeah!
01:08:19I'm gonna get the gun.
01:08:23Don't!
01:08:24Ma, I'm gonna shoot you!
01:08:29God damn it, don't eat it!
01:08:31Elmo, don't eat it!
01:08:41The terror is back!
01:08:43Terror!
01:08:44Terror!
01:08:45Terror!
01:08:46Terror!
01:08:47Terror!
01:08:48Terror!
01:08:49Terror!
01:08:50Terror!
01:08:51Terror!
01:08:52Come on, T-H-E-R!
01:08:54Whoo!
01:08:55Get there!
01:08:56Ohh!
01:08:57Ohh!
01:08:58Ohh!
01:08:59T-H-E-R!
01:09:02I am the T-H-E-R!
01:09:05Ohh!
01:09:06Ohh!
01:09:07Ohh!
01:09:08Come on, T-H-E-R!
01:09:10You think I'm afraid of you?
01:09:12The King isn't afraid of anybody!
01:09:14I just wanted a Junkyard Match!
01:09:17I'm gonna make your mom
01:09:19my new Junkyard Dawg!
01:09:33Get him, T-H-E-R!
01:09:36Right in the back!
01:09:44Get up, get up, get up!
01:09:46Don't fade out, boy!
01:09:49Don't fade out!
01:09:50Come on, T-H-E-R!
01:09:52Come on, T-H-E-R!
01:09:54Come on, T-H-E-R!
01:09:55Come on, T-H-E-R!
01:09:59Come on, T-H-E-R!
01:10:01T-H-E-R!
01:10:02T-H-E-R!
01:10:03T-H-E-R!
01:10:04T-H-E-R!
01:10:05T-H-E-R!
01:10:06T-H-E-R!
01:10:07T-H-E-R!
01:10:08I'll show him!
01:10:13I'm gonna break your legs, boy!
01:10:15Ahh!
01:10:16Ahh!
01:10:17Ahh!
01:10:18Ahh!
01:10:19Ahh!
01:10:20Ahh!
01:10:21Ahh!
01:10:22Ahh!
01:10:23Ahh!
01:10:24Ahh!
01:10:25Ahh!
01:10:26Ahh!
01:10:27Ahh!
01:10:28Come on, T-H-E-R!
01:10:30Ahh!
01:10:31Ahh!
01:10:32Wah!
01:10:33Ah!
01:10:34Ah!
01:10:35Oh!
01:10:36Ah man!
01:10:37Ah!
01:10:38Ah!
01:10:39Get on down!
01:10:43Ah!
01:10:44Uh!
01:10:45Oh!
01:10:46Uh!
01:10:50Ah!
01:10:51Ahh!
01:10:52Uh!
01:10:53Ah!
01:10:54Ahh!
01:10:55Ahhh!
01:10:56Ugh!
01:10:57Oof!
01:10:58Ow!
01:10:59Oh!
01:11:00Ah!
01:11:01I'm so sorry about your brother, dude.
01:11:21I think the bullet just grazed him, man.
01:11:24He's still alive.
01:11:25I think Mary is, too.
01:11:26I gotta get back to him.
01:11:27I'll do it.
01:11:28You go get help.
01:11:29I just...
01:11:30Follow the moon to get to the stream and follow the current to get to the road.
01:11:40Then wave down some hope.
01:11:42What are you gonna do?
01:11:43I'm gonna find your brother and Mary and protect them with my life.
01:11:44Get outta here.
01:11:45All right.
01:11:46All right.
01:11:47I'm gonna get you out of here.
01:11:48All right.
01:11:49I'm gonna get you out of here.
01:11:50All right.
01:11:51I'm gonna get you out of here.
01:11:52All right.
01:11:53I'm gonna get you out of here.
01:11:54All right.
01:11:55I'm gonna get you out of here.
01:11:56Okay.
01:12:09Karen.
01:12:10Yeah, what is it?
01:12:12What's happening?
01:12:13Where's she been at?
01:12:14She's dead.
01:12:15Why?
01:12:16No.
01:12:17Fred's team, fighting more.
01:12:19It looks like the other wrestlers must have escaped.
01:12:23We've been breached.
01:12:25Grab everything you can, and let's get the hell out of here.
01:12:34There's a lift to the right of the street.
01:12:38You just gotta remember one word, man.
01:12:41Follow the moon.
01:12:42Follow the current.
01:12:44It's just one word.
01:12:48Follow.
01:12:50Follow the current.
01:12:52Follow the moon.
01:12:54Follow the current.
01:12:55Get some help.
01:12:57It's more than one word.
01:12:59Get them out to the truck and make room for one more.
01:13:03They were just a kid.
01:13:06Weren't we all once?
01:13:14Well, that match is over.
01:13:17It's okay, David.
01:13:19I'll make you all better.
01:13:25Well, it's a shame that Billy's bullet hit your spine.
01:13:29Looks like you'll never walk again.
01:13:34Follow, okay?
01:13:35Follow the current.
01:13:37Follow the moon.
01:13:38Follow the current.
01:13:40You got us some help.
01:13:42Moon and current.
01:13:45Yeah.
01:13:47Go.
01:14:25Mary?
01:14:29Mary?
01:14:31Mary!
01:14:34No!
01:14:36No!
01:14:38Hot.
01:14:39Ah!
01:14:40I'm gonna kill you.
01:14:40I'm gonna kill you.
01:14:42I'm gonna kill you.
01:14:46I'm gonna kill you.
01:14:51Ah!
01:14:54Ah!
01:15:00Well, I live.
01:15:05Well, how about that?
01:15:09What the hell are you?
01:15:11You can't be both people.
01:15:13I am whoever I wanna be.
01:15:16Aren't you?
01:15:17You hurt people.
01:15:19I love to hurt people.
01:15:21It makes my family happy.
01:15:24You're a monster.
01:15:26Twice.
01:15:27And yet you saved my life.
01:15:30How about that?
01:15:34I suppose I owe you.
01:15:37And I'll make this quick.
01:15:39No.
01:15:40Ah!
01:15:41Ah!
01:15:42Ah!
01:15:59No!
01:16:03Why?
01:16:06You killed all of me, promise you.
01:16:13Ah!
01:16:17Well, just hurry up and leave the hell alone out here.
01:16:20Hey, Pops, leave the damn moonshine, would ya?
01:16:24Come on, Pops.
01:16:28Pops.
01:16:31Pops, damn it, answer me, would ya?
01:16:37Ah!
01:16:42Ah!
01:16:47Hold on, brother.
01:16:49I'm gonna get you out of here.
01:16:51You think that's bad?
01:16:52You should've seen what I did to your dad.
01:16:54You insolent little tart.
01:16:57I'm gonna-
01:16:58You're gonna stand there and watch.
01:17:00Because if you take one more step,
01:17:02I'm gonna slice your throat.
01:17:05Come at me!
01:17:06Yeah!
01:17:07Ah!
01:17:11Dewey!
01:17:14Okay.
01:17:15Let's go.
01:17:17No.
01:17:18You need to run.
01:17:20There's still more of them.
01:17:21They all drove off.
01:17:23I can't find my brother.
01:17:25I think they took him.
01:17:27Okay, I'll get them.
01:17:28No, no, no.
01:17:30You need to get to the main room and get the police.
01:17:34You're David's last hope.
01:17:35Okay, you're coming with me.
01:17:36I can't.
01:17:38My ankle is sore.
01:17:39I'm only gonna slow you down.
01:17:41I can hide out here until the police get here.
01:17:44Okay?
01:17:46And you, you need someone in the water.
01:17:50Or something with a current.
01:17:54It was one word.
01:17:55East.
01:17:55What?
01:17:56I have to go east.
01:17:57Why?
01:17:58Because we were heading west when-
01:17:59Wait, I have no clue what you're talking about.
01:18:02But just please, please get out.
01:18:04You just promised me you won't do anything stupid.
01:18:07You know I can't do that.
01:18:11Here.
01:18:12Just be safe.
01:18:13Come on.
01:18:32I know you're not dead, Elmo.
01:18:34I go by the terror around here.
01:18:37Yeah, and I go buy cereal when I'm hungry.
01:18:41I pawned the sledgehammer when I hit you.
01:18:43I didn't want to hurt you.
01:18:45Why'd you pull your punch?
01:18:47Why'd you drop when I did it?
01:18:51I'm a sucker for the fanatics.
01:18:55I suppose I owe you the same what I did for Billy.
01:19:00I didn't come to fight.
01:19:01I came for my brother.
01:19:03And it looks like your brother might need some help too.
01:19:07You want to help us?
01:19:11Yeah.
01:19:12I'd like it.
01:19:18Billy, it would be an honor to have you and your brother in this family.
01:19:26So are we like brothers now?
01:19:30Brother!
01:19:32Brother!
01:19:34Brother!
01:19:36Brother!
01:19:39Brother!
01:19:40You have an elbow.
01:19:42You're standing on my face.
01:19:45Brother!
01:19:47Brother!
01:19:49Brother!
01:20:03Found another one.
01:20:05And another one.
01:20:12Help him!
01:20:15Cut him down.
01:20:18We gotta cut him down.
01:20:21Bob's bender.
01:20:23Pretty vicious.
01:20:25Yeah.
01:20:26Who are you guys?
01:20:28FBI.
01:20:29What happened here?
01:20:33The ambulance will be here soon.
01:20:35So let's go over this again.
01:20:37Well, a woman named Chantel waved down a patrol car.
01:20:42Led us to a lot of bodies here.
01:20:44I'm impressed you guys got here before my backup.
01:20:47Don't be. We had a six hour warning.
01:20:51Now this footage here got uploaded to the internet last night.
01:20:56We traced it to two abandoned phones about 20 miles from here.
01:21:00This is insane.
01:21:01We already identified three missing people from the front row alone.
01:21:05My girlfriend's one of them.
01:21:14Not this sheriff.
01:21:18So why do you think they let you live?
01:21:21I gave them something to hope for.
01:21:23What's that?
01:21:26A rematch.
01:21:28Why don't you run ahead and play?
01:21:31This here is our main campground.
01:21:33You've got a lovely property.
01:21:35In the summer we offer a camp for troubled teens.
01:21:37And in the winter?
01:21:38That's when the flock hunkers down.
01:21:41Our only hope is you can grace us with more of your shows.
01:21:44That'll be our pleasure.
01:21:46Won't it boys?
01:21:50Hear that Dave?
01:21:51This is our new home.
01:22:01Let's go.
01:22:24No! I got one!
01:22:25I got one!
01:22:31It's okay.
01:22:33It's okay.
01:22:34They forgot about me.
01:22:36They forgot about me.
01:22:39They forgot about me!
01:22:55They forgot about me!
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