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The Best Christmas Pageant Ever is a drama fantasy adventure film based on the book entitled The Best Christmas Pageant Ever written by Barbara Robinson and distributed by Lionsgate.

The film centers on the Herdmans – absolutely the worst kids in the history of the world. But this Christmas, they’re taking over their local church Pageant – and they just might unwittingly teach a shocked community the true meaning of Christmas.

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever stars Judy Greer, Pete Holmes, Elizabeth Tabish, Lauren Graham, Kirk B.R. Woller, Vanessa Benavente, and more. The film is directed by Dallas Jenkins and the screenplay was developed by Darin McDaniel & Platte Clark, and Ryan Swanson and Dallas Jenkins.

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever will be in theaters nationwide on November 8.
Transcript
00:00Don't miss out, the annual Christmas pageant tickets are on sale now.
00:07They're advertising it on TV now?
00:10The pageant is an especially big deal this year.
00:14It's the 75th anniversary.
00:15I want to give special mention to Grace for volunteering to direct it.
00:21You did what?
00:22Oh no.
00:23Did somebody die?
00:24It's worse than that, son.
00:25It's going to be the best Christmas pageant ever.
00:28Oh no, it's the Hermanns.
00:32Now.
00:33The Hermanns are absolutely the worst kids in the history of the world.
00:40What'd they do now, dear?
00:41Break another window?
00:42Is that something on fire?
00:46Steal your lunch and then punch you for not having any candy?
00:50No, even worse.
00:53We're going to be in your Bible play.
00:55Herdmans in church.
00:57Oh boy.
01:00We take the pageant seriously.
01:02It's about community and tradition.
01:04What do you all suggest?
01:05That I kick the Herdmans out of the church?
01:08Yes.
01:09I want to be Mary.
01:10And Ralph wants to be Joe.
01:12And the angel of the Lord?
01:14No!
01:15Ow!
01:16The Herdmans shouldn't be here.
01:22They're a poor influence.
01:24You don't look like any Mary I've seen before.
01:27Don't touch him!
01:28I'm happy to take over the part at any time.
01:30I can't just kick him out.
01:34I thought you all might be interested in one of my stuffs.
01:37You never told me you visited the Herdmans.
01:39I got the biggest hand for you guys.
01:40Is your mom home?
01:41Not when the sun's up.
01:44What if the Hermanns ruin this for you?
01:50They probably will.
01:51But it's not about me.
01:52Jesus was born for the Herdmans as much as he was for us.
01:55We'll be missing the whole point of the story if we turn them away.
02:00Now that's a pageant I'd actually like to see.
02:05Mother Mary puffing on a cigar.
02:07Shepherds clobbering each other with their hooks.
02:10Five bucks say they burned down the manger.

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