Land of the Keyboard Immortal Ep.1 - 10 English Sub
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00:00This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual people, events, stories, or any other events is purely coincidental.
00:30If you don't put it on, I'll throw a grenade at you!
00:42What are you doing?
00:45I can't just throw it like that!
00:56Where... where am I?
00:59Welcome to the Keyboard Space!
01:05What... what is this thing?
01:12Oh no!
01:14The keyboard has successfully been reset.
01:17The corresponding function has been unlocked.
01:22How do I unlock it?
01:24Collect 12 Unknown Secrets.
01:28Enter the F1 to F12 cards.
01:32Each Secret will trigger a corresponding function and mission.
01:36Wow, advanced!
01:38If the mission fails, the host will die.
01:42Good luck, Keyboard Hero!
01:49Wait, wait!
01:51This teacher is too perfunctory!
01:53I don't know where I am!
01:59The Great Qing Dynasty was struck by lightning.
02:02What sin did they commit?
02:05Isn't this the Chu family's...
02:07noble lord?
02:09I remember he got married yesterday.
02:14What a pity.
02:16The most beautiful woman in Mingyue City, Miss Chu,
02:17is about to become a widow at such a young age.
02:20According to my observation,
02:22she was indeed struck by lightning.
02:25Let's kill her.
02:27Wait!
02:29I think I can still save her.
02:33It's a ghost!
02:35Run!
02:42Hey, bro.
02:44Do you need 12 Unknown Secrets?
02:46What?
02:48You...
02:54Did I just...
02:56time travel?
02:59Zuo An,
03:01what are you doing now?
03:04Oh my god!
03:08I...
03:15I...
03:26Miss,
03:28I have a cat that can fly.
03:31I'd like to invite you to take a look.
03:35Is he out of his mind?
03:37Zuo An,
03:39it's only been a few hours.
03:41I'm your...
03:43wife.
03:46I...
03:48Heaven has been kind to me.
03:51I've been a virtuous man all my life.
03:54This is what I deserve.
03:58Is this the me of this world?
04:01This is too old-fashioned.
04:04Do you have to start it so tragically?
04:08Where's my wife?
04:11Miss Chu is so beautiful.
04:13I want to take another look at her.
04:16Why are you looking at my wife?
04:19Honey, wait for me.
04:24Stop right there.
04:26Have you forgotten who you are?
04:28You're so rude.
04:30Get out of my way.
04:34How can this stupid girl
04:36deserve Miss Chu?
04:38Look at how timid he is in front of his wife.
04:41The flower is stuck on the cow dung.
04:44The cow dung king.
04:46The me of this world is so miserable.
04:52Miss,
04:54your dress has a hole.
05:01You liar!
05:02Honey.
05:05What's wrong?
05:07I can't tell.
05:09How could you do this to me?
05:11Forget it, Xue'er.
05:14What's wrong?
05:16What's wrong?
05:18What's wrong?
05:20What's wrong?
05:22What's wrong?
05:24What's wrong?
05:26What's wrong?
05:28What's wrong?
05:30What's wrong?
05:32What's wrong?
05:33Just leave him here.
05:35After all, he's hurt.
05:41What did you see just now?
05:43I didn't see anything.
05:46But honey,
05:47why did you choose me
05:49to marry me?
05:52Don't you know
05:53why I chose you?
05:56Isn't it because of our
05:58sweet love?
05:59Isn't it?
06:01The reason I chose you
06:03is because
06:05I can't.
06:07Why did God do this to me?
06:11What's wrong with this fool?
06:14He went to the second lady's room
06:16and got retribution.
06:17He was struck by lightning.
06:24It's a pity that I didn't
06:25have a good time last night.
06:26It's a pity that
06:28I didn't have a good time last night.
06:29It's a pity that
06:30I didn't have a good time last night.
06:34It's a pity that
06:36my wife was born
06:37so beautiful.
06:39And the culprit
06:41is you, my brother.
06:42You can't do this.
06:47That's all for now.
06:52In the next life,
06:54I will grow up with my brother.
06:56We will fight side by side.
06:59Wait.
07:08Can you be more professional?
07:10You put it so low
07:11to make yourself
07:12exhausted.
07:14Who are you?
07:15Who let you in?
07:17I'm just a flower farmer
07:18in the mansion.
07:20I'm here to tell you
07:22that you were just
07:23restricted by someone
07:24in the mansion.
07:25It's not impossible.
07:29Thank you for your hard work.
07:30Let's sit down and have a rest.
07:32Please.
07:37The first method
07:39is to use the rare
07:40natural treasure.
07:42But it's up to you
07:44not to consider it.
07:48Then
07:49do you have any other methods?
07:52The second method
07:54is to get the Grandmaster Mirror
07:56and break the restriction
07:57with your own ability.
07:59Grandmaster?
08:00What kind of mirror is it?
08:01Do you have it?
08:02You idiot.
08:03You don't even know this.
08:05Cultivators cultivate
08:07the same level as the heaven and the earth.
08:09The entrance level is the first level.
08:11Finally,
08:12by cultivating skin,
08:13flesh, bone,
08:14marrow,
08:15internal organs,
08:16blood,
08:17and accumulating vitality,
08:18they will get stronger step by step
08:19from the second level to the eighth level.
08:21The ninth level
08:22is to control the power of the heaven and the earth.
08:24In the world of the Clan,
08:26the heaven and the earth
08:27begin to destroy souls.
08:29When the mind is broken,
08:30it becomes the Grandmaster.
08:32In the world of the mind,
08:33life and death depend on it.
08:37This is too good.
08:39This world
08:40can really be cultivated.
08:41I can go to the heaven and the earth.
08:43In the world of the mind,
08:44it is said that
08:45the heaven and the earth are too weak
08:46to live forever.
08:50How long will it take
08:51for me to become a Grandmaster?
08:53With your ability,
08:54you can't live more than ten lifetimes.
08:57Why am I so unlucky?
09:02I happen to have
09:03a set of strange martial arts
09:05that suits you very well.
09:08What's so strange about it?
09:10Ordinary people cultivate
09:12by absorbing
09:13the vitality of the heaven and the earth.
09:15But you have such a poor ability.
09:17Of course, you can't do it.
09:19But my martial arts
09:21is different from the traditional method.
09:23It relies on the friction between the body
09:25to solve the problem.
09:26It can fully control the process of cultivation.
09:28Through the accumulation, creation,
09:29and conversion of a series of combinations,
09:31the cultivation increases.
09:32Accurately aim at the pain point
09:33that you know well,
09:34until you reach the blue sea
09:35in the zone of the West Branch,
09:37and complete the close layout.
09:40Have you ever worked on the Internet?
09:43I'm late today.
09:46I don't understand your martial arts.
09:49To put it bluntly, it's a beating.
09:52The heavier the beating, the easier it is to break through.
09:54This martial art is too bad.
09:56My election is coming.
09:58I hope this set of martial arts will be passed on to you.
10:00Don't ignore it.
10:02May I ask your name?
10:04Just call me Old Man Mi.
10:08Thank you.
10:15Episode 1
10:23Detecting the secret spot of Mount Qi,
10:25the Phoenix Leaf String.
10:27Do you want to try activating the keyboard?
10:46Please wait for a moment in the fusion of secrets.
10:49Please wait for a moment in the fusion of secrets.
11:15Obtained the first secret spot.
11:17Activate the anger value system.
11:19Unlock part of the lottery function.
11:21Anger others to collect anger value.
11:23It can be used for lottery and shopping.
11:26If the anger value is not enough,
11:28the host is at risk of extinction.
11:30Is this the protagonist's experience?
11:32You don't have to look for the secret spot.
11:33Just come to the sky.
11:35This is really...
11:36too cool!
11:38Open the keyboard function for the first time.
11:40Free lottery three times.
11:42The probability of winning the lottery is increased by three chances.
11:45Do you want to start the lottery?
11:49The idea of guiding guests is a bit familiar.
11:54But now I feel like I'm on fire!
11:57Let's go!
12:11Let me welcome you to the 999 mountain villa!
12:15Ah!
12:24Do you want to enter the next lottery?
12:27I don't believe it!
12:45Congratulations on winning the Happy Cannonball!
12:48What?
12:56What is this?
13:00Reduce pain?
13:02Lock up?
13:04It looks like a life-saving prop.
13:07What does happiness have to do with function?
13:09Why should I be willing to let others attack me?
13:12Can't you be strict?
13:16One more time.
13:29Congratulations on winning the Happy Cannonball!
13:33Not bad, not bad.
13:34This is a good place to hide.
13:36It's a must-have item for old Liu.
13:46Please obtain the anger value today as soon as possible.
13:49I've really gained a lot today.
13:58The Happy Cannonball is here!
14:01Run!
14:02Run!
14:08Dog?
14:10Help!
14:15Dog?
14:27Wild dog?
14:37Bad dog?
14:40Come back!
14:46It's a good thing the dogs here are no different from those on Earth.
15:04Little dog, anything you pick will only hurt you.
15:10Get lost!
15:11What did you do to my dog?
15:16A few days later
15:22How dare you kill my dog!
15:24This is terrible, terrible!
15:26I'd rather die than let you live!
15:32I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
15:35You're really ruthless.
15:38This experience value has increased quite a bit.
15:42Are you stupid?
15:43This is a special whip that my sister found for me because she was afraid I'd be bullied.
15:47It can amplify the pain tenfold.
15:51Catch me again!
15:56Wait!
15:57Listen to me!
15:59What else do you want to say?
16:00I request a private talk.
16:03What is a private talk?
16:05A private talk is when we have a private conversation.
16:09No!
16:11Our private conversation has ended!
16:14So what do you want?
16:15Let's make a bet.
16:17If I can hit you ten times without any pain,
16:19then we'll forget about the dog and me coming into your house.
16:26You?
16:27You want to hit me ten times?
16:29Just tell me if you want to make a bet.
16:31Fine.
16:33No anger value?
16:35Looks like it's not strong enough.
16:38One stroke!
16:39Wait!
16:40I made a mistake.
16:41I'll say it again.
16:44Say it!
16:45If I win,
16:47you'll have to call me brother-in-law.
16:54You!
16:56That's more like it.
16:58If you lose,
17:00I'll make you kneel down
17:02and apologize to me.
17:04Deal.
17:06Ready, go!
17:08Go to hell!
17:16What do you want?
17:18I'm not ready yet.
17:19I want to drink some water.
17:21I'll beat you to death!
17:26How do I use this thing?
17:28Is it supposed to be there?
17:32I can only use it five times!
17:36This keyboard is so useless.
17:39Are you going to drink water or leave the palace?
17:41Why are you in such a hurry?
17:44Come on.
17:45Just avoid my handsome face.
17:48This is your sister's favorite.
17:50Don't break it.
17:52Fine, I won't hit you.
17:54Get ready to beg for mercy!
17:58I said I won't hit you!
18:05I'll break it with a whip.
18:08Hey, are you okay?
18:11It works!
18:12The function of the Happy Cannonball is activated.
18:15No abnormal feelings.
18:16Pure normal phenomenon.
18:18Comfortable.
18:21Five whips!
18:27Comfortable!
18:28So comfortable!
18:33That's great!
18:34Silly girl, you're really silly.
18:36Yeah.
18:40Why don't you continue?
18:41There are still three whips left.
18:42Go on.
18:45Don't tell me...
18:47you have a perverted hobby?
18:50How is that possible?
18:52I'm just a real man.
18:53I never show off.
18:55Don't be discouraged because I'm your brother-in-law.
19:01You really are a pervert.
19:02I won't play anymore!
19:04Stop complaining.
19:05Call me brother-in-law.
19:08Brother...
19:09Brother-in-law.
19:17You're really good at wielding a knife.
19:19I almost killed you.
19:25That was a good fight.
19:28Not bad.
19:29You've improved a lot.
19:32Good night.
19:34Wait for me to see Master and Madam.
19:36Who are you?
19:37You're trespassing!
19:43How could you do that?
19:45Change your clothes.
19:46Master and Madam are waiting for you in the meeting room.
19:49Why are they looking for me?
19:51Why?
19:53Of course they're looking for you to settle the score.
19:58But I was injured by Second Miss.
20:00I can't walk anymore.
20:03Why would Second Miss like such a rascal?
20:07Get up.
20:08Don't keep Master and Madam waiting.
20:11I don't care.
20:12If you want to leave, carry me.
20:15I'm still injured!
20:16Show some respect!
20:17I'm the son-in-law of the Chu family!
20:30Oh!
20:35What a beautiful...
20:37What a beautiful house!
20:41Zuo An.
20:42What's wrong with you?
20:44I know I've ruined Second Miss's reputation.
20:46I deserve to die.
20:48So when Second Miss asked me to settle the score,
20:50I didn't resist at all.
20:51Her love for me is deep in my heart.
20:53It's in my heart.
20:55Until I was hit eight times,
20:56I finally got her forgiveness.
21:00This is nonsense!
21:01Madam, please calm down.
21:03I think she regretted her actions.
21:05She has been punished.
21:08Why don't we just let it go?
21:11That's not what I meant.
21:12As the head of the four families of Mingyue City,
21:15the Chu family has always been well-known for being strict.
21:17There has never been such a scandal.
21:19If we just let it go,
21:21how can we face the Chu family?
21:24Uncle, he really didn't do anything to me.
21:26Who told you to come out?
21:27Go back.
21:28But...
21:29My daughter, you're too naive.
21:31As the saying goes,
21:32if you're not afraid of thieves, you're afraid of them.
21:35We have a big family.
21:37What if he not only steals people,
21:39but also steals money?
21:41Yue Po, don't talk nonsense.
21:43Third Brother, you have to be reasonable.
21:45Zuo An has to be punished today
21:48in order to maintain the dignity of the Chu family.
21:50That's right.
21:51Brother, you can't be too kind.
21:53Report!
21:56Master, Madam.
21:57There's a woman outside
21:58who wants to see Young Master.
22:00She has attracted a lot of people.
22:02She said...
22:03she's from Yihong Brothel.
22:06Bring her here.
22:09You're so heartless.
22:11You said you would marry me
22:13and be my sister.
22:15That's why I agreed to marry you.
22:17How can you be so ungrateful?
22:21Zuo An, what's going on?
22:25This...
22:27Sister!
22:28Who are you?
22:30You're so heartless.
22:32Don't pretend you don't know me.
22:34You used to call me Chun Hua so affectionately.
22:39Oh, I remember.
22:41My dear Chun Hua,
22:42how much money do I owe you?
22:44Zuo An, you...
22:46Chun Hua, how much money?
22:48Just tell me.
22:49Why do I have to have 20...
22:52No, 30 taels of silver?
22:54How about this?
22:55I'll give you 300 taels.
22:56The rest will be your betrothal gifts.
22:58My dear,
22:59I don't have much money now.
23:01Can you lend me 300 taels?
23:04Someone, get 300 taels.
23:06Chu Yan,
23:07what are you doing?
23:09Let me see.
23:10Let me see.
23:12Chun Hua,
23:13this is your dowry.
23:15A woman like you
23:17is now in the back yard of the Chu family.
23:19She can't stand it.
23:20You're just in time to take her job.
23:23Dowry?
23:24Back yard?
23:25Back yard?
23:26What do you mean?
23:28Look.
23:29The servants of the Chu family
23:30are all in good health.
23:32Besides,
23:33we also have a second and a third house.
23:35So when you get married,
23:36you have to work harder.
23:40Bastard.
23:41Let's get married.
23:42I don't want to.
23:43What I said just now was a lie.
23:44Someone instigated me.
23:46You finally tell the truth.
23:48It seems that she is not as unbearable as it is said outside.
23:51You don't have such a bad taste.
23:53Who instigated you?
23:54I...
23:55I don't know either.
23:57That man gave me 20 taels of silver
23:59and let me frame the son-in-law of the Chu family.
24:01I was confused.
24:03Please let me go.
24:05Take her down and deal with her.
24:07Don't dirty everyone's eyes.
24:09Let me go.
24:10I really hurt you.
24:12You deserve it.
24:13Kneel down.
24:14Father-in-law, mother-in-law.
24:15I know I was wrong.
24:16I also regretted it sincerely.
24:18But I don't know who did this to me.
24:20If I wasn't smart,
24:21and my wife and I were of the same mind,
24:23I'm afraid I can't change my words today.
24:27Since Zuo An was wronged,
24:29he has been punished by Huan Zhao.
24:31Don't mention the previous thing.
24:34How about it?
24:36Do we just let him go?
24:38In my opinion,
24:39I will strictly discipline Zuo An in the future.
24:43Thank you, father-in-law.
24:48Hurry up.
24:49Take Zuo An back to recuperate.
24:54Who is against me?
24:58What?
24:59Do you miss your brother-in-law as soon as you broke up?
25:03You didn't receive the anger value?
25:05You failed.
25:06I just want to say sorry.
25:08No one listens to me today.
25:10Anyway,
25:11I will protect you in the future.
25:14Silly girl.
25:16Ouch!
25:18It hurts!
25:20Are you crazy?
25:21Happy Bubble Ball.
25:22The time limit is over.
25:31Warning.
25:32Happy Bubble Ball.
25:33The time limit is one hour.
25:35Do not accept any complaints or compensation.
25:39You reminded me in time.
25:46What?
25:48Ghost!
25:52Mr. Mi.
25:55You look different today.
26:03What are you doing?
26:04I don't have that kind of hobby.
26:10You are level 2 and level 3.
26:13You are perfect in level 3.
26:17No wonder your weak body can withstand the power of the edge of your hobby.
26:23What is level 2 and level 3?
26:25Normal people take months or even years to train their vitality and body.
26:30But your ability to nail the lower level
26:33can break through to level 2 and level 3 in a short time.
26:38Although the secret is magical,
26:40it can't be improved so quickly.
26:45It seems that the secret
26:47helped me to jump over the most difficult level of vitality and body.
26:50I went straight to level 2.
26:52In the end, the edge of my hobby
26:53was hit by the three formation of the god horse.
26:55So I became level 2 and level 3.
26:58It seems that the edge of your hobby is really powerful.
27:01In addition, you have been enduring the pain
27:03and your body has reached its limit.
27:05With the power of the secret,
27:07you have such an exaggerated speed of training.
27:10Take this medicine.
27:11Take good care of yourself these days.
27:13Don't lose your life.
27:17Master, I really don't know how to thank you.
27:21Don't worry.
27:22You will know soon.
27:28No one will come tonight, right?
27:36You...
27:38Chu Huanzhao is a good girl.
27:40She has the potential to be a money-collecting machine.
27:43It can be counted as 14 times.
27:46Shall we start the lottery?
27:49Let's do it.
27:50Start the lottery.
27:58Why is there only a digital zone
28:00instead of a letter zone?
28:02The lottery system is only partially open at present.
28:05The rest of the functions have not yet been unlocked.
28:08It seems that there is no limit
28:10to the number of lottery tickets
28:12given by the lucky winner.
28:13Wait a minute.
28:14It seems that the probability of winning the lottery has been mentioned.
28:17Now the normal probability of winning the lottery is...
28:21The probability of winning the lottery is...
28:31Shall we start the next lottery?
28:34It's okay.
28:35I have enough anger.
28:36Let's do it again.
28:37Start the lottery.
28:43Thank you for your participation.
28:45The position is not good.
28:47Amitabha Buddha.
28:48Hallelujah.
28:56Thank you for your participation.
28:58I'm so angry.
28:59What kind of African system is this?
29:05Lord Yama,
29:06I would like to exchange the next meal for a chance to win the lottery.
29:17What?
29:20Congratulations on your victory.
29:21You have regained your vitality.
29:22Thank you for your participation.
29:24Thank you for your participation.
29:25This sentence is too old.
29:26It looks like the blood supplement in the game.
29:35The effect is so good.
29:43Why do my eyes feel spicy?
29:46Do you want to continue the lottery?
29:47Of course.
29:48Wait for me to move.
29:50Get ready.
29:53I feel full of power at this moment.
29:57This guy must have been struck by lightning.
29:59He must be crazy.
30:15You are awake.
30:16Miss Chu is still weak.
30:18Please rest assured.
30:19After observation,
30:20Zuoan is in a bad condition.
30:22It is only possible to kill him.
30:24After it is done,
30:25please keep your promise
30:27and let my people go.
30:29Yes.
30:36In fact,
30:37I haven't had time to tell you.
30:41On Yan'er's wedding night,
30:42the spirit circle was polluted.
30:45This is the lifeblood of the Chu's weapon industry.
30:48Why do you say it now?
30:51That night,
30:52you were provoked by Zuoan.
30:54I didn't dare to tell you.
30:55Someone must have deliberately used Zuoan to create chaos
30:58to attract everyone's attention
30:59and pollute the spirit circle secretly.
31:02I think so, too.
31:04No matter how muddled Zuoan is,
31:06he won't go to Huan Zhao's room on his wedding night.
31:09He is not so bold.
31:13Today in the meeting hall,
31:14he was not so bold.
31:18That night, Huan Zhao was knocked out.
31:21You don't think he has the ability, do you?
31:24If he really has the ability,
31:26maybe he is not so annoying.
31:29The criminal who polluted the spirit circle has been hidden.
31:31Now I want to know
31:32who is secretly targeting Zuoan.
31:35That's right.
31:36From the wedding night to Zao Lei Pi
31:38and then to the meeting hall,
31:40there must be a plot behind a series of times to target Zuoan.
31:45Yes.
31:46I didn't believe it at first,
31:48but what happened in the meeting hall today
31:50did seem like someone was targeting him.
31:52Maybe we can figure it out
31:54and find out the mastermind behind all this.
31:56You are right.
31:58But we can't ignore Zuoan's safety.
32:02We don't need to be so careful.
32:03Just send him a bodyguard or something.
32:06Don't worry, dad and mom.
32:07I will handle it.
32:08This kind of useless
32:10and life-threatening Yan.
32:25God wants to kill me.
32:30Where did I offend my mother-in-law again?
32:33Forget it.
32:34Let the anger be stronger.
32:37Let's see if my mother-in-law's anger can bring good luck.
32:42Hit it.
32:54Baby.
32:55I really have to thank my mother-in-law.
33:13So powerful.
33:15I feel warm all over.
33:18Why is it still smelly?
33:25It's good to have someone to serve me.
33:28I can take a bath at night.
33:32I'm so angry these days.
33:46The new clothes your wife gave me are perfect.
33:49I heard that your injury yesterday has healed.
33:52It seems to be true.
33:54Then I have to thank the Chu family's medicine.
33:56As expected, the medicine is cured.
33:58Besides, the second young lady didn't actually do it.
34:01It's just that the wound looks scary.
34:05I have something for you.
34:08What is this?
34:10Kunxian lock.
34:11Kunxian lock?
34:13It sounds very advanced.
34:17Weird.
34:18Are the people here playing so fancy?
34:23I'm a little shy in broad daylight.
34:26If I find the right time...
34:27What are you talking about?
34:29This Kunxian lock is specially treated.
34:32It is used to deal with low-level cultivators.
34:34You keep it for self-defense.
34:36I see.
34:38My wife cares about my safety.
34:40You are the son-in-law of the Chu family.
34:42Of course I have to protect you.
34:44My wife is kind.
34:45Of course I have to keep it.
34:47Kunxian lock is not a perfect solution.
34:49You have to be careful in the future.
34:51Xue'er.
34:52Let's go.
35:02She likes me.
35:04She must like me.
35:05Smart and energetic like me.
35:07Humorous and elegant.
35:08She also showed her wisdom and courage in the ceremony hall.
35:11How can I not like her?
35:13What should our child's name be?
35:16For a girl...
35:18Zu...
35:19No.
35:20No.
35:21Chu...
35:22Chu Chu.
35:23It sounds lovely.
35:26For a boy...
35:28Chu Aotian.
35:29Chu Tianba.
35:32Hum.
35:39Hum.
35:42Hum.
35:45As expected, boys should take care of themselves.
35:48I feel that the spirit of today has reached the peak.
35:52Hum.
35:53Since she likes me,
35:55as a man,
35:56I have to take the initiative.
35:59Why don't I have a meal with her first to build a relationship?
36:02Hum.
36:03I don't know what type she likes.
36:06It should be no problem if she is mature and steady.
36:11Hum.
36:12My wife.
36:13I want to invite you to dinner.
36:15Can I have a look?
36:18Hum.
36:19What if she prefers a more overbearing one?
36:22Hum.
36:23Woman.
36:24You have successfully attracted my attention.
36:27For this,
36:28I have prepared a fish pond
36:30and a candlelight dinner.
36:33Hum.
36:34Wait.
36:35What if she prefers a cuter one?
36:38Sister.
36:39Let me have dinner with you,
36:41okay?
36:42Hum.
36:43Disgusting.
36:44No more acting.
36:45Let's move on.
36:49Wife.
36:50Wife.
36:51Are you here?
36:58No one is here?
37:09Why are you here?
37:14Why are you in my wife's room?
37:17I just wanted to come here to get some fresh air.
37:20But I accidentally wet my clothes.
37:22I was changing my clothes.
37:24I didn't expect you to barge in.
37:38Where is he hiding?
37:40Wife.
37:41Wife.
37:42Are you here?
37:44No one is here?
37:50Hum.
37:51Have you seen enough?
37:53Changing clothes?
37:54You didn't make a sound when I came in.
37:56I'm afraid there's something wrong.
37:58Let's blow it up first.
37:59Hum.
38:00There's nothing to see.
38:02For me,
38:03it's hard to find a toad with three legs.
38:05A man with two legs can run all over the street.
38:10You compare me with a toad?
38:14Hum.
38:15Ah!
38:16Hum.
38:17Hum.
38:18Hum.
38:24Ah!
38:253.45926.
38:27What about this?
38:283.4592638.
38:303.4592639.
38:34What's wrong?
38:35Haven't you seen your legs before?
38:38You set a trap in front of my wife.
38:40And here is another one.
38:41I'll see what you come up with.
38:44It's not that I haven't seen your legs, I just didn't think I'd see you in Chu Yan's room.
38:59Get out of the way. I told you, it was just an accident.
39:04I don't believe you.
39:07You!
39:09Get out of the way, or I won't be polite.
39:15Are you threatening me?
39:17But it's okay, you're so nervous.
39:20Do you have a ghost in your heart?
39:25What are you doing?
39:30If I say I'm acting, will you believe me?
39:37Come here!
39:38Wait, wait, wait, let go!
39:40Wait, let me explain!
39:44Madam!
39:48I'm sorry for offending you today.
39:51I apologize.
39:54How dare you eavesdrop?
39:59A woman's face changes every day.
40:04She likes me at first, then she rejects me.
40:10Stop daydreaming.
40:12She doesn't like you.
40:15You're too young to understand the ways of men and women.
40:19The so-called depth of love, the depth of the coffin.
40:22She's jealous.
40:24Shut up!
40:25I don't want to argue with you.
40:26I'm leaving.
40:28Oh no, oh no.
40:29It can't be a misunderstanding, can it?
40:32It's better to talk to her at night.
40:39Episode 2
40:57Miss, do you want to eat melon seeds?
41:00Don't eat too much blood.
41:01I heard that if you eat too much melon seeds, your eyebrows will be damaged.
41:05Let's see if they say anything bad about me.
41:10Miss, you scared me again.
41:13By the way, that guy is getting more and more outrageous.
41:16He not only touched the second miss's room,
41:18but also molested Miss Pei.
41:21I always feel that he is a little different from before.
41:28Could it be that he was found out?
41:29Could it be that he was struck by lightning?
41:34Fortunately, I can use lightning to explain.
41:36Thank you, God of Thunder.
41:39He did such a thing today.
41:40Miss, you just kicked him out.
41:42You didn't even scold him.
41:44In my opinion,
41:45why didn't the lightning strike him to death?
41:48In this case, Miss doesn't have to be so wronged.
41:57Come in.
42:02Good evening, my dear.
42:05Why do you like to listen to people talking?
42:07It's not that I want to eavesdrop.
42:09It's just that you talk too loudly.
42:11You're quibbling.
42:13What are you doing here?
42:14It's so late.
42:15Don't you know the rules?
42:17What do you think I'm doing here?
42:20I'm looking for my wife.
42:22There are still a lot of misunderstandings to be resolved in the afternoon.
42:25I want to pull up the curtains with my wife at night and slowly explain.
42:30Ouch!
42:34Although hitting is anger, scolding is love,
42:37your wife is a little too much.
42:40Zuo An,
42:41can you be a little more self-aware?
42:44It's okay to cause trouble,
42:46but you still want to get close to our Miss.
42:49No need to say more.
42:50Zuo An, go back to where you should go.
42:53My dear,
42:54are you really jealous?
42:57Nothing happened between me and Pei Nian Man.
43:00She wanted to compete with me.
43:02I deliberately hit her.
43:04Don't flatter yourself.
43:06The Miss won't be jealous because of you.
43:09Because you don't deserve it.
43:13Miscalculation.
43:14It seems that she is not jealous.
43:17I can't come for nothing.
43:18Let's save some anger first.
43:21Oh, I see.
43:23Since your wife is not jealous,
43:26why did you let the dog out to bark?
43:31Do you know who you are?
43:37The world is changing,
43:40but people are still the same.
43:42It's hard to communicate with each other.
43:44Is there any reason?
43:48Shut up!
43:52Since you don't talk to me,
43:54how can you get close to me?
43:56Believe it or not,
43:57I will go to the city tomorrow
43:58and beat the drums
43:59to tell the truth about the fake couple.
44:03How dare you!
44:06Why not?
44:08Anyway, my reputation is ruined.
44:11At worst, I will break the jar.
44:18Do you really want to stay?
44:21Let Xue Er accompany you tonight.
44:24Miss, no!
44:26As a maid,
44:27I have this obligation.
44:29What kind of operation is this?
44:30Why don't you play by the rules?
44:36But he, he is not a man.
44:40You know that?
44:42Otherwise, why do you think Miss chose you?
44:45But I used to listen to the advice of a master.
44:48I was restricted by someone,
44:50but not without a solution.
44:54What?
44:55There is a solution?
44:57You don't need to know this.
45:00Xue Er.
45:02Xue Er.
45:03Come to serve the master and have a rest.
45:06What do you want me to do?
45:21Forget it.
45:22I have thought about it.
45:24I still want to guard your lady.
45:28You don't blame the toad for wanting to eat swan meat.
45:31Bah!
45:34Madam, have a rest.
45:35If you miss me, tell me anytime.
45:41Xue Er, did I see it wrong just now?
45:53Madam really asked you to invite me to this meeting?
45:58That's right.
45:59Wait a minute.
46:00Miss will be here soon.
46:07I just met her last night.
46:09I want to see her again early in the morning.
46:11She must miss me.
46:13Go down.
46:16No.
46:18No.
46:19Don't play with me.
46:23Xue Er?
46:27Help!
46:29Help!
46:30Help me!
46:32Help me!
46:35It seems that the two of them had a fight last night.
46:41Where is he?
46:46He died so soon?
46:48It's a piece of cake.
46:53What?
46:56He really died so soon?
46:58Hey!
47:02Come down!
47:07You like water monsters, right?
47:09I will teach you a lesson today.
47:22I... I...
47:27Oh, no!
47:46I didn't mean to eat your tofu.
47:50I'm sorry.
47:52I'm sorry.
47:58He is so eatable.
47:59Why is he still so skinny?
48:02Go away.
48:03Yes.
48:04You said that even if you want to take revenge on me,
48:06you don't have to be so cruel.
48:09Now it's good.
48:10I can't even make it back to 18 meters.
48:13Oh, no.
48:18In order to save you,
48:19I have to sacrifice myself.
48:33I'm finally awake.
48:34I'm finally awake.
48:42Xia Liu!
48:48What are you doing?
48:53I...
48:54I said I was saving him.
48:56Do you believe me?
48:58Fine.
48:59This time, I can't even jump into the Yellow River.
49:03Xue'er,
49:04what happened?
49:06I fell into the lake just now.
49:08Xue'er came to save me,
49:10but I fell into the lake, too.
49:14Luckily, I can swim,
49:15so I was able to drag her ashore.
49:18Is that true?
49:20You saved me.
49:21Why did you take my clothes off
49:22and touch my chest?
49:23I was doing CPR for you.
49:25It's like saving a life.
49:26Forget it.
49:27You won't understand even if I tell you.
49:30Besides,
49:31I don't care about this.
49:36You...
49:37Enough.
49:39Without me,
49:40you would have been dead.
49:43Xue'er,
49:44you're soaked.
49:45Go back to your room and get changed.
49:46Yes.
49:49Madam,
49:50don't leave yet.
49:53What else?
49:55Let's make a deal.
49:57Look,
49:58ever since I got married,
49:59I've been thrown into the lake,
50:01and I've lost a lot of face.
50:02I've made a lot of mistakes.
50:04I deeply believe
50:06that I need a personal bodyguard.
50:09You're right.
50:11But
50:12we can't ignore Zuo'an's safety.
50:15You don't have to be so careful.
50:16Just send him a bodyguard.
50:19Don't worry,
50:20I'll take care of it.
50:21Don't you want me to be in trouble again?
50:23You're old,
50:24and you're lonely.
50:26I know.
50:27I'm lonely, too.
50:29I'll send someone for you.
50:32Now,
50:33I need to choose a personal bodyguard
50:35to serve Zuo'an.
50:37Do you want to
50:38do it yourself?
50:47Okay,
50:48it's you.