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The adventures of two amiably aimless metal-head friends, Wayne and Garth. From Wayne's basement, the pair broadcast a t | dG1fT0l1aHNIcGNOQVU
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00:00I see a little silhouette of a man.
00:09Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
00:13Thunderbolts and lightning, just outside of Chicago.
00:16Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo.
00:19In the basement of this house.
00:21It's Wayne's World, Wayne's World, party time, actual bed.
00:26Broadcast history is about to be made.
00:29Extreme close-up, whoa!
00:34I want you to find out who these guys are and where they do their show.
00:37What is this?
00:37Mr. Vandenhoff, this is your audience.
00:39It's two chimps in a damn important basement.
00:42Here I am with the contract for $5,000.
00:46Excuse me?
00:46Now, they're on their way.
00:48No way.
00:49Way.
00:50To fade.
00:50Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequin jumpsuit,
00:54young girls in white cotton panties, bloated, purple, dead on a toilet face?
00:58To fortune.
00:59Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor.
01:04And to babe heaven.
01:08What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?
01:14I say hurl.
01:15If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours.
01:18If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be.
01:22Okay.
01:23It's Wayne.
01:24This is definitely the type of place I'm gonna get when I move out of my parents' house.
01:28It's God.
01:29I love you, God.
01:30If she were a president, she'd be Babraham Lincoln.
01:33It's a movie.
01:34We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
01:37Wayne's World.
01:40Hi, Wayne.
01:41It just might be the greatest motion picture ever made.
01:45Are you mental?
01:46♪ Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me ♪
01:50♪ For me! ♪
01:54Wayne's World.

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