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00:00Is she not choosing?
00:04Is she going to a neutral corner?
00:08She's staying. Oh, she's going to Tony!
00:12Is she going to Tony?
00:20Tony, have a nice...
00:24What's the storyline here? I haven't watched AEW in a while. The storyline is that Mina Shirkawa was in a faction
00:28with Mariah May back in stardom.
00:32Mina Shirkawa and a lot of the stardom women have been working with AEW
00:36since back in April. So back at ROH Supercard of Honor
00:40Mina Shirkawa was in a trios match where I was actually out live after Mina and her
00:44team won. Mariah May came out, they had a champagne toast reuniting their faction
00:48and their friendship. Of course she's been with Tony
00:52since she joined AEW. Mariah May has been her sidekick the whole time
00:56doing all the old Tony gimmick stuff. So it's been where Mina got a title shot
01:00after winning some matches and now she's having to choose between the two
01:04and they've been kind of fighting for her affection over the last month or so.
01:12Oh, I think he lags. Oh my gosh!
01:16Oh, Mina gets out! Look at Mina again
01:20doing the shake. Yeah, Mina's very good
01:24Very good, silly kitty.
01:28It's been good, Desire. How about you?
01:32How are you doing tonight?
01:36Oh, nice kick from Mina.
01:40AEW's been great. Yeah, you think it's been the best story in AEW so far, sadistic medic?
01:44Oh nice, Desire just got home from work.
01:48You're watching the Money in the Bank of the Worm is when? Heck yeah.
01:52I love this match. Do you think Tony's boring? I love Tony, man.
01:56Uh, no. No surprises tonight yet, Desire.
02:08Oh!
02:12You busted it, Tony said.
02:16Hi, Tony. Yep, MGF won.
02:20All of tonight's results are in that scrolling text down below. If you see the word DEF in between the wrestler's name,
02:24that means wrestler A defeated wrestler B.
02:28Oh, figure four
02:32on the post! Oh my god.
02:36Yeah, the New Japan ring announcer's awesome.
02:40Well, that's a ruthless deal right there that we saw
02:44Mina do to Tony using that pull on that figure four.
02:48Oh!
02:52Oh!
03:04Angela Duggins got married and Montez Forrest served as the official
03:08officiant. Oh, that's awesome.
03:12That's awesome.
03:16Torque of the leg for Mina. What have you missed, Elliot? Quite a bit, man. All of tonight's results
03:20are in that scrolling text down below, man.
03:24If it says V in between the name, that means the match either is happening or yet to happen.
03:28If it has DEF in between, that means wrestler A defeated wrestler B.
03:32Oh!
03:36Oh!
03:40Nice backbreaker.
03:44What if DTF between wrestling names?
03:52Now, this is our fourth match of the night.
03:56Our fifth, one of the two. We've already had MGF Hichiceto,
04:00we've already had Tana and the acclaimed Bristie Lee, we've already had Brian
04:04Shingo. Yeah, this is our fourth match of the night.
04:08We've had five on the pre-show, so this is our ninth match
04:12overall tonight. We've had five on the pre-show, and now we're on our
04:16first match of the main event, so this is our ninth match overall.
04:24Nah, they both lost. Actually, America lost, Styles. No one won that.
04:28No one won that. We all lose with both of those people
04:32as candidates. America's fucked.
04:36They're both the worst candidates
04:40in American history as presidents. The two worst ever.
04:44No one won.
04:48Everyone in this country lost.
04:56Can we get
05:00zero hour results? No, because they don't fit on the text. It cuts off.
05:04I can tell you, but I can't put them on the scrolling text.
05:08House of Black won the four-way tag. Mariah May defeated Soraya. Willow and Tam Nakano
05:12defeated Statlander and Momo, and Yoda,
05:16Suji, Teton, and Hiro Takahashi lost to
05:20who the fuck did they lose to? Mystical and Lucha Bros.
05:24Oh my god, her head bounced off the fucking mat
05:28on that one. Jesus Christ.
05:32Dude, it bounced so fucking hard.
05:38I hope she's good. Holy shit.
05:42Yep, Okada defeated old man Tanahashi, dude. I don't know why he's still wrestling.
05:46That was like the worst pick for the Acclaim to pick a guy
05:50who moves worse than daddy-ass. Like, what? Oh my god.
05:54Gotta question the Acclaim's judgment there.
06:02Nah, the ladder match has yet to happen. This is our fourth match of the pay-per-view.
06:06The ladder match is still what we have at the moment.
06:10Luthor's always in the right spot at the right time.
06:14Oh!
06:18Mina is gonna lose tonight. I hate Toni Storm.
06:22Oh, Mina is lost tonight. What do you mean she's lost?
06:30Come on, Toni! Reverse this!
06:34Oh, Toni. That was the weakest lap, Toni.
06:38Come on. There you go.
06:42It's gonna be hard to find someone who looks worse than
06:46Billy Gunn. That's what I'm saying! I question their
06:50judgment that they chose Tanah over Billy Gunn, who could actually move better than Tanah.
06:54Like, I get it's forbidden door,
06:58but come on. Who moves better?
07:04And the Acclaim even beat them
07:08in a tag match without daddy-ass. You know what I'm saying?
07:12They still get that future tag title match though, so I don't know when that is.
07:16Using that figure four leg lock very effectively.
07:20To me, just my observation watching this, Mina has got such
07:24poise during this match. This is for the AW Women's World Championship.
07:28She's got the champion rock, and she's still pretty poise in her physicality.
07:32Doesn't show any nerves on such a big stage.
07:36Shirakawa.
07:40Well, everything she's doing is calculated and it's working.
07:44Nina, but as usual, like you said, Excalibur, no back down in Toni Storm.
07:48No. Toni Storm peppering the gym.
07:52Only because the MX tried to cheat to win. Yeah. Ah! Did they cheat?
07:56I mean, I don't feel like they didn't cheat tonight. I feel like they just
08:00smarted them.
08:04I don't remember them using weapons or anything.
08:08Pretty sure it was a clean win over old Mantana.
08:12Just being old Mantana.
08:16Pretty sure it was a clean win over old Mantana.
08:20He's been gone a little bit.
08:24Darby, yeah. I'm not sure. He could be the wild card.
08:28That's true. They are heroes. Why wouldn't they cheat?
08:32Oh my gosh.
08:36Do I think that Mercedes versus Soraya all in this year? I don't know why I feel like that's the plan.
08:40I mean, that could happen. I don't know, though. We'll see.
08:44I mean, Soraya obviously was part of. Oh my God.
08:48What a DDT from Mina off the top turnbuckle.
08:52Another DDT. Oh my God. Essentially a Death Rider.
08:56Oh! Tony kicks out.
09:00But I can see now that Soraya lost out of the Own Heart Cup that she does something different.
09:04That makes sense.
09:08It's not AEW related, but do you agree?
09:12We don't see Zilla, Fatou in a while.
09:16He's only been wrestling a year plus. Maybe he has 20 matches to his career.
09:20He has a long way to go.
09:24Oh!
09:28Oh!
09:32Nice German suplex.
09:36So the way to know what matches have happened is that scrolling text.
09:40If you see the word DEF between the names of wrestlers, that means wrestler A defeated wrestler B.
09:44If it still has a V between it, that means that match has either yet still to happen or is happening.
09:48Oh my God. Sweet cheek music.
09:52Oh my God.
10:00Do I think Jimmy will return next weekend? I think it's possible.
10:04I thought he was going to return at MSG on Friday, but I don't want to say that he will next weekend.
10:12Oh my God. Those sweet cheeks, bro.
10:16Oh! Roll up. Oh shit!
10:20That was it. Oh my God.
10:24Oh, Tony. I like you, Mina.
10:28Tony's getting her ass kicked these last few minutes, chat.
10:32No, she did that. What is that?
10:36Hey, you or whatever with, gosh, I can't remember. RJ City.
10:40See, there's like a YouTube show they call have like, Hey, you, featuring RJ City.
10:44So he was interviewing Tony and he's like, have you ever thought of like naming them?
10:48Oh, he's like, have you ever thought of naming the move?
10:52Like something specific. And Tony was like,
10:56RJ City suggested sweet cheek music. So ever since then,
11:00I've called it sweet cheek music.
11:04Nah, I don't think she does. I just refer to it
11:08ever since then because it's a great name.
11:12No, the
11:16the Mercedes Stephanie match has not happened yet.
11:20Oh my God. What a kick from Mina. Tony has been getting her ass literally kicked
11:24this whole match, it feels like, dude. Except for a few moments.
11:28Oh, roll up. Are we going to have another roll up win?
11:32No, Mina kicks out.
11:36Oh, headbutt from Tony. But Mina no-sold it
11:40and ate another one. And another missing
11:44back. Mina gets German'd. Oh my God.
11:48Release suplex, what an insane.
11:52That's, she's dead.
11:56Jesus Christ. Dude, that Storm Zero
12:00was quick and nasty. Look at, Mariah's still shooketh.
12:04Mariah is still shooketh, y'all.
12:14Oh my.
12:18Hey, ew.
12:22Yeah, she should officially call it, Mariah Mays no understudy, I love that saying. They should officially call it sweet cheek music.
12:26Will they hug it out? Will we get respect between Tony and Mariah here?
12:30I mean, uh, Tony and Mina?
12:34Has AEW won every match? Um, CMLL won with
12:38AEW in one of the pre-matches. Willow and Stardom
12:42also AEW and Stardom won a match. Uh,
12:46House of Black will nap. MJF defeated Chisaro. Bryan defeated Shingo.
12:50And yeah, so far on the main card, yeah. AEW's won every match.
12:54Yep.
12:58Yep, ever since the pay-per-view started, yep. But yeah, AEW also won every match
13:02in the pre-show, but they also had like mixed teams, so.
13:06But yeah, they have. You're right.
13:10Are we gonna get friendship? Are we gonna get friendship here?
13:18Damn, Nikki Baby, you banked off that. So did, uh,
13:22Subliminaline.
13:30Oh!
13:34Respect.
13:42Hug, hug, hug, hug, hug.
13:46She wants him to hug it out. Mariah wants him to hug it out.
13:54Oh!
13:58Yeah!
14:02Yeah, respect. Respect indeed, Paul.
14:06That was a good match. Great match, even.
14:10Been a good show. Not every match has been insanely, uh, like,
14:14crazy, but been solid. Wait, wait!
14:26Oh! They're all kissed!
14:30People kissed, oh my! It was not,
14:34it was, it was like a peck though.
14:42Nigel is
14:46crying! Oh my god!
14:50Nigel is crying! Oh, I love you, Nigel.
14:54He's the biggest simp that anyone could ask for. Oh my god.