Meet My Import Bride (Onision)

  • 2 months ago
Onision wanted to find love from afar, so he decided to go online, and get himself a bride. Thanks to our society and the great American dream, in just a few clicks, you can have yourself a whole spouse. Onision did the smart thing and got himself someone dependable, reliable, and non-english speaking. #lol #meme #fail

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Official Website: https://onision.com
Amazon Wishlist: https://amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/21NHIISHUW7IR

Onision Videos
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Onision Music
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Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/artists/B007EEMKY4/onision
Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/onision/422119584
YouTube Music: https://music.youtube.com/channel/UCWlzSXczOYYKOHd4414E60A
TIDAL: https://tidal.com/browse/artist/5065267
Deezer: https://www.deezer.com/us/artist/3540421
Napster: https://web.napster.com/artist/art.54156217
❤️ iHeart Radio: https://www.iheart.com/artist/onision-770447/
Pandora: https://www.pandora.com/artist/onision/AR9cvk6gk65kcmK
Physical CDs: https://amzn.to/4cngawj

Onision Books:
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Amazon Books: https://amzn.to/45JCb65

Onision History
Onision: https://youtube.com/@Onision
OnisionSpeaks: https://youtube.com/@Speaks
➕ OnisionEncore: https://youtube.com/@Encore
OnisionArchive: https://youtube.com/@Archive
LoveOnision: https://youtube.com/@LoveOnision
️ Twitch: https://twitch.tv/onision

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Transcript
00:00Hey guys, as you know, I have an import bride here, and I'm just updating you guys on how it's going.
00:06Uh, she doesn't speak a whole lot of English, do you?
00:08Very... good... to meet you.
00:12See? She knows a little English.
00:14You're not entirely useless.
00:17That's good.
00:17Um, she doesn't understand sweep, or mop, or sex.
00:21Like, she doesn't understand any of those. It's been really awkward.
00:23She's basically been treating me like the perverted uncle.
00:26The one who sleeps in the same room as me.
00:27But you know, we're getting along.
00:30Aren't we? We're getting along.
00:32Good to meet you.
00:35So far, she eats barely anything.
00:37You just really keep saying the same thing over and over again.
00:40Like, for instance, I can ask her this question.
00:42Um, where are you from?
00:44Good to meet you.
00:47We like laughing together, don't we?
00:50Very...
00:51No, no.
00:52Good to meet you.
00:53No, no.
00:54Stop waving at the camera.
00:55Anyway, um, for everybody who's saying that I'm a cheapskate.
00:59That I'm rigging the system.
01:00That I'm putting a dollar value on love.
01:03You're absolutely right.
01:05I don't... I don't even give a fuck.
01:06I really don't.
01:07Do you care?
01:08Good to meet you.
01:09Shut the fuck up.
01:09Anyway, so this has been my vlog, um, on the important bride.
01:13I refer to her as the, because she's basically...
01:16She's... she's a household addition.
01:18She's like a maid.
01:18Except maids are actually people.
01:21So...
01:21Anything you want to say before we go?
01:24Fuck you, Greg.