Roger Ramjet Roger Ramjet S04 E025 Drought
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00:00Roger and Jet and his eagles, fighting for our freedom
00:03Fly through wind and outer space, not to join them, but to be them
00:07Roger and Jet, he's our man, hero of our nation
00:12For his adventures, just be sure and stay tuned to this station
00:16So come and join us, all you kids, for lots of fun and laughter
00:20As Roger and Jet and his men get all the crooks they're after
00:24Roger and Jet, he's our man, hero of our nation
00:28For his adventures, just be sure and stay tuned to this station
00:58Water in the world has disappeared
01:00There are no more lakes or streams, no more oceans or seas
01:03No more water in the world
01:04And the milk ain't tasting too good neither
01:06Did you hear that, Roger?
01:08Yes
01:08And aren't you surprised?
01:09I'll say, I didn't think I'd even turn the news on
01:12I don't understand
01:13I mean about the water shortage, what should they do?
01:15Well, let them drink cake
01:17Roger, we gotta find out what's happening to the water
01:19All right, Doodle, let's get started just as soon as I grab a shower
01:23Roger, sometimes you're about as interesting to communicate with as a dead orange juice
01:27But try as they may, or might, and as they may, or might, or whatever it is
01:33No one had any luck in locating the precious H2O
01:36Or water either, or that, anything wet
01:38I don't understand it
01:39The water has to be somewhere, but where?
01:42And just as Roger was about to throw in the towel, thinking he'd never need it again anyway
01:46His stalwart assistant and nifty American Eagle Squadron member, Dan, entered
01:51I have an idea, Roger
01:52I figured out where the water has gone
01:55Good, that will save me time
01:56Where?
01:57Into the ground
01:58There must be a leak somewhere, and all the water leaked inside the earth
02:02That's wonderful, but how do we get it back out?
02:04And into the pipes and sewers where it belongs?
02:06That's the part that hangs me up too
02:09But it didn't hang Roger up, not for long anyway
02:12I'll take one of my proton energy pills, patent pending, and burrow into the center of the earth
02:17I'll force all the water back and find the leak and seal it up
02:20Then everything should be all right, right as the rain that falls from above
02:24And don't you think that's just exactly what he did?
02:41Roger, is everything going all right?
02:43Not really, no
02:45What's wrong?
02:46I want my money
02:48But Roger, in the face of it all, continued to burrow
02:55He finally reached the hidden chasm where the water had leaked to
02:59And taking a deep breath, he blew it all back to the surface of the earth
03:07And then he found that indeed there was a huge crack in the earth
03:11Which had allowed the water to drain away
03:13Quicklier than before, he doubled his pleasure, doubled his fun
03:16And stuck two wads of gum in it instead of one
03:20Roger, I don't know how to thank you
03:22We're terribly grateful
03:24You certainly are
03:25One of the poorest showings of gratitude I've ever seen
03:28Just a check or a few bobs in cash would have done it
03:30Roger Rembrandt, we hate you
03:33You are the lowest
03:35But, but this, why are all those thousands and thousands of children mad at me?
03:39A lovable hero, if there ever was
03:41Well, I'm not sure
03:42Because now we have to take our center in
03:46Because now we have to take our Saturday bath
03:50Or Friday
03:52And so with soap in its eyes, the free world salutes Roger Ramjet
03:55The hero who saved this world from becoming dirty
03:58Hey, you want to eat some more water, Mom?
04:03Ah, that's, that's much more better, sweetie
04:05Thanks
04:06Mmh
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