Roger Ramjet Roger Ramjet S03 E014 Purloined Pinky
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00:00Roger and Jet and his eagles, fighting for our freedom
00:03Fly through wind and outer space, not to join them, but to be them
00:07Roger and Jet, he's our man, hero of our nation
00:12For his adventures, just be sure and stay tuned to this station
00:16So come and join us, all you kids, for lots of fun and laughter
00:20As Roger and Jet and his men get all the perks they're after
00:24Roger and Jet, he's our man, hero of our nation
00:28For his adventures, just be sure and stay tuned to this station
00:59Thank you very much Ed, you deserve a great big hand right across the mouth
01:04But seriously folks, you know Ed used to be a great athlete, and he's still got the feet to prove it
01:09I don't have to do this for a living, my folks are in the iron and steel business, my mother ironed and my father steeled
01:14The other day I got a dog for my kid, about the best trade I ever made
01:19Ha ha ha, boy, Pinky Peter is great, no wonder he's the highest paid entertainer in America
01:27And as Pinky Finger made the entire nation rock with laughter, someone else was vitally interested in him
01:32It was Noodles Romanoff and his band of no-goods
01:36Boys, tonight's the night, we kidnap Pinky Finger and hold him for a million dollars ransom, right?
01:40Right, yeah, sure, about that, yeah, that and rouge
01:44And boys and girls, that's exactly what they did
01:46As Pinky Finger left the TV studio, Noodles and his evils were waiting
01:50Okay Finger, we're putting the arm on you
01:52You guys look like you're auditioning for Elliot Ness
01:54This is no laughing matter, Finger, we've nailed you
01:57Yes, it was true, Pinky Finger, America's greatest comedian, had been kidnapped
02:01This was a national emergency, and to solve this dastardly crime, our government once again turned to...
02:06Roger Ramjet, internationally famed, you-know-what and devil-maker, flying fool, reporting, sir
02:13Ramjet, sometimes I think you're America's number one clown
02:16I want you to find Pinky Finger, his disappearance has put our nation's morale at an all-time low
02:21And a sad country is a bad country
02:24How about putting it this way, General, a nation that grins together, wins together
02:29How about getting out of my office, and don't return until you have a Pinky to show me
02:33But even as Roger Ramjet searched for the missing Pinky, the TV network tried desperately to find a replacement
02:39They tried other comedians
02:40I know a guy with a wooden leg named Joe
02:42What's the name of his other leg?
02:46They tried impersonators
02:47All right, you dirty rats
02:51Impressionists
02:53All right, you dirty rats
02:56Jugglers
02:57All right, you dirty rats
03:00Meanwhile, at the secret hideout of Noodles Romanoff
03:02Finger, I want you to tell all your jokes into this tape recorder
03:05When we've got a whole tape of your best jokes, we're going to sell them to your biggest rival, Milton Zip
03:10Milton Zip, that's the last straw
03:12I don't mind being kidnapped, but when you try to steal my jokes, you've gone too far
03:15Help! Help!
03:16And as luck would have it, suffering Sikorskis
03:19That's Pinky Voice's finger
03:21I mean, oh well, you know what I mean
03:24In a thrice, Roger entered the crook's hideout and taking one of his proton energy pills
03:28He made short work of the culprits
03:42That should do it
03:43Nice work, Ramjet
03:44I'd have handled it myself if my religion forbids it
03:46I'm a devout coward
03:48And so, thanks to the efforts of America's greatest hero
03:50America's greatest comic was once more insulting his way into the hearts of a nation
03:54And my watch is on the bum, my brother-in-law's wearing it
03:58And so ends another episode of Roger Ramjet and the American Ego
04:03I saw your last show and I'm sure it will be
04:11When Ramjet takes a proton pill
04:13The crooks begin to worry
04:15They can't escape their awful fate
04:17From proton's mighty fury
04:19Roger Ramjet, he's our man
04:21Hero of our nation
04:23For his adventures, just be sure
04:25And stay tuned to this station
04:27So come and join us, all you kids
04:30For lots of fun and laughter
04:32As Roger Ramjet and his men
04:34Get all the crooks they're after
04:36Roger Ramjet, he's our man