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The Nektons are a family of underwater explorers who discover the hidden secrets of the oceans, including sunken cities, sea creatures and pirates.

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00:00it's a giant monster and if you call something a monster it becomes a monster you're right
00:27it's some sort of awesome creature incredible i've never seen anything like it and it's
00:33already all over the internet look it's famous and since i discovered it i'm calling it wait
00:41for it antzilla you mean everyone on the internet can see this totally i set up all our underwater
00:49location cameras to live stream and maybe next year in 3d and what's the prime directive of
00:56our mission to protect all life in the sea you don't think maybe you violated it your video has
01:04had 1.2 million hits so far and that's not even the worst part there are two types of people
01:11the hunter and the hunted now thanks to a post from ant nekton we've been warned of a huge
01:20ravenous monster threatening our shores it's time for you to choose a side i've made my choice
01:27my name is devil daniels and i hunt monsters uh-oh
01:37my family are explorers we have been for generations while others look up to the stars
01:43we know there are an infinite number of things that shine in the darkness below
01:47there are things lurking in the seas that long ago vanished into men
01:51my family are explorers and we explore the deep
01:59so
02:11name me any savage beast from any of the seven seas and chances are i've looked it in the eye
02:19is this guy for real i have no idea you haven't seen his tacky shows devil daniels versus jaws
02:27devil daniels headbutts a barracuda devil daniels fairy penguins fluffy cute deadly
02:38what i have a broad general knowledge is that bad thanks to celebrity blogger ant nekton
02:44i tracked this beast but it proved a formidable adversary its razor sharp claws almost took my
02:53favorite leg instead the monster took a chunk of my boat but it won't happen again in the next
03:0148 hours i will catch it maybe he's gonna take it to a conservation park and mount it in my trophy
03:10oh not if we get there first
03:14so
03:36there's the camera hmm no sign of the creature no sign of the creature hunter either
03:43but there's definitely nothing here
03:58the monster footage has four million hits but look at the bright side there's a bright side
04:04if devil daniels had captured that creature it would be all over the net by now true so we can
04:12still save it no pressure we covered around 10 square nautical miles and no sign of the creature
04:25maybe devil daniels won't find it either don't count on it dad it's been three hours are you
04:32still mad at me when i say mad i'm assuming more disappointed mad is accurate okay every day
04:41more unusual and prehistoric creatures are appearing in our oceans why is that i don't
04:47know but we can't afford to have them exposed to the world until people are ready i'm really sorry
04:55dad i know this big guy's a real mystery jeffrey you like him huh that's good enough
05:10for me as your best friend i believe you're an excellent judge of character
05:17the monster came and destroyed everything it was huge like a like a huge thing but much huger
05:25it smashed me bored into tiny little pieces well we wasted our ways who's looking out for us
05:32a simple humble fisherfolk did he call us simple the latest victims of a cruel and vicious attack
05:40by an untamed monster from the deep oh no these people need a champion a hero i believe one man
05:50can make a difference and i humbly offer myself as that hero i doubt this guy has ever done
05:58anything humbly that doesn't seem to matter to people he's got over six million subscribers
06:04we can't help it if people believe everything they see on the internet i don't you joined
06:10a forum discussing invisible time travelers they exist they're the ones who hide my socks and then
06:15put them back where i just looked watch do you see your monster not really exactly shaky cameras
06:24cheesy dramatic music strange edits that cut away before we see any of the creature daniels just
06:30uses these things to sell more devil daniels t-shirts caps and action figures he has action
06:35figures why don't we have action figures and focus i'm thinking if he can use viral videos to scare
06:42people why can't we okay going live in three two one action hi we're the nektins coming to you live
06:55from the aranax with an important message some of you may have seen footage of an unidentified
07:03creature perhaps called anzilla it's not called anzilla i streamed the footage by mistake and now
07:10some people want to hurt this innocent creature keiko uh we just want to say that hunting is not
07:17the answer all sea creatures deserve protection what did i mess up the last line do you want us
07:26to do another take dad this is live oh oh it's too easy to expect the worst
07:33most ocean creatures are more afraid of us than we are of
07:43grab whatever you can
07:45wow
07:54okay let me get us stable again
08:07don't look so happy jeffrey
08:08i'm gonna have to talk to you about stranger danger
08:31activate the shields no wait
08:38uh-oh this is still going out live
08:56terrifying live scenes as the famous neptune family were attacked by a bloodthirsty sea
09:02seconds after telling the world it was harmless is no one safe well no not really dangerous
09:11i heard it has acid for blood and fangs inside its gills what have we learned don't do a live
09:19to air video ever that's the obvious one oh set the sonar to warn us before an imminent collision
09:27good we need more handles when we tip we need more things to hold on to
09:37there are dents and scrapes but the hull looks out ah small crack
09:46you know maybe we've also learned that this creature is erratic and unpredictable it's
09:51dangerous it's not dangerous it did attack us unprovoked just because the creature hit us
09:57doesn't mean it was attacking us we're supposed to protect all creatures
10:02people are creatures too rad this creature is acting very odd
10:10see jeffrey agrees with me he likes the creature
10:13i'm sure the creature would like jeffrey too a nice light snack
10:18it wasn't attacking us it was trying to tell me something
10:25have you seen my extra extra large contact lens i think it's afraid
10:32that sneaky monster hunter i don't see talons anywhere or even arms me neither there are no
10:40scratch marks on the aranax and he said it had claws where i told you he was up to something
10:48what's that there's something shiny near the i need you back inside the creature's been sighted
10:54again the sea monster has just been spotted returning to tiny defenseless tweed island
11:01and i am in transit save us devil daniels it's coming monster hunter monster hunter
11:11he has action figures why don't we have action figures we'll focus people of tweed island the
11:19day of reckoning has arrived i offer nothing but my toil sweat tears and a promise oh here we go
11:29cue the dramatic music i shall fight it on the beaches i shall fight it on the seas and oceans
11:35i shall defend your island and never surrender that's it let's go
11:56hello viewers a question here from monster hater 886 who asks hunting is it more preparation
12:03or luck excellent question i would say it's all about good preparation
12:09which is of course another way of saying i make my own luck
12:16aha she blows oh no we're not gonna make it
12:25almost too easy
12:27come on come on
12:35say goodbye monster
12:42brilliant a plot twist
12:47no how dare you
12:52i'll head him off
13:08no
13:21uh devil daniels we need to talk did he just run and hide some champion
13:34excuse me mr daniels no no don't say excuse me i'm sorry stop apologizing
13:43you take charge get out my door oh must i do everything myself
13:53i guess it's true the camera really does add 10 pounds
14:01just look at you nektons beautiful ideal adversaries we have the bookish giant excuse
14:09the fiery conservationist fiery the skeptical teen i don't know about that
14:16and finally the excitable impulse of non-stop child thanks i have a fast metabolism oh you
14:23guys are perfect casting for the villains of my story villains but not quite villainous enough
14:30for modern audiences so how about we reshoot your entrance huh mr daniels we need to be more
14:36aggressive for the camera hey hey if kicking the door down doesn't work for you we can
14:41workshop something else if you just stop talking for a second i can light bulb moment you drive
14:47a jet ski through the window we are not going to be part of your ridiculous video yeah that's
14:53what i'm talking about work that anger call off your hunt now uh let me think for a second uh
15:01no i am the most downloaded sea adventurer on the planet i can't let down my fans sometimes i
15:08care too much a true sea adventurer is a guardian of the deep not a hunter guardian of the deep oh
15:15that's great very marketable you uh you own that catchphrase so either the monster has these things
15:22for hands which would be totally cool or i'd say you were lying about how dangerous this creature
15:27is okay so i exaggerate a tad the damage to those fishing boats old footage great editing though
15:34and the fishermen paid extras paid way too much for those lackluster performances
15:41so you shoot edit and broadcast everything by yourself
15:47ambitious little monster hunter aren't you okay let's see what else isn't real listen i give
15:55people what they want danger and drama kill the monster
16:06come on big guy we're not the enemy it's okay we'll help you farewell my valiant foes
16:19blast
16:20he's taking the rover now if i can help it
16:29go he's coming for you
16:34oh come on come on
16:39i love this machine net launcher versus monster and we'll be right back for the thrilling climax
16:50and now it's my net launcher against your colossal bulk
16:55time for the final act you magnificent but sadly doomed beasts
17:03what is that thing i can't let this happen i've got a plan but you'll really hate it that's normal
17:11huh we're going nowhere the intake valve is flooded hold on tight hit it hang on
17:23it's too dangerous how else can i get to him on time it's a foolproof plan i'm thinking there
17:29could be holes in the plan personal opinion have you got the slightest idea what you're doing
17:34technically no here you're the pilot dad let me show you something sorry
17:44note to self swimming good flying bad
17:48what's that more video from a few days ago he kept this quiet
17:52it i knew that shiny thing wasn't natural daniels attacked the creature
18:04not the other way around and was right the creature was never dangerous daniels just
18:10makes it dangerous what please repeat i said it wasn't dangerous no the first sentence
18:18and was right please repeat and listen up daniels is electro shocking the creature
18:25what how a device in its skin activated by his bracelet and can you hear me
18:32can't talk have to take a deep breath what why i'm coming big guy
18:48it's a giant seahorse
18:55innocent boy in a world of trouble his only hope devil daniels guardian of the deep
19:10oh no you don't
19:11it's only a matter of time before the beast prevails the boy's eyes bleed
19:20save me devil but now at last the end game
19:26me
19:36no
19:57this is still going out live and it's getting a bit too real
20:15it saved him well even i wouldn't do that
20:19well maybe i would but i'd sure have to think about it
20:33see that's why we need action figures
20:37oh incredible it saved him after he tried to make a trophy out of it i love that monster
20:50as i've always said this magnificent giant seahorse must be protected so vote to save
20:58on my online petition this is devil daniels guardian of the deep he stole my catchphrase
21:06oh well at least that's all he got are we there yet not for a few more hours it's a long way to
21:12the most remote spot i know you think you'll be happy way out there will there be any cameras
21:18no way you'll be happy you'll see when we get there or maybe i could keep him or get it
21:48you

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