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00:00Baap, teen, chhodey, daar se darwaza khola,
00:04Wohi husse se chalta, andar aaya,
00:07Ussi kardin ke ghir chakde kaap ko kheech kar alak kiya,
00:10Bad khola thakkan, poora khol ka dhori hokar,
00:12Mundi jugi haya ko baasu se pakad kar peeche aataya.
00:16Kya kar rahe the aap?
00:17Woh aapki beti ki tarah hai.
00:19Ek baat meri dhyaan se sune.
00:21Ainda agar aapne isse nuksaan ponchane ki koshish ki toh accha nahi hoga.
00:25Ingish toh uthaankar sakti se woh unhe tambi karaha tha.
00:29Jeehaan ko dekh kar woh do kadam peeche hatkar haamoshi se usse sunte gaye.
00:32Aur tum?
00:34Woh haya ki taraf balta.
00:35Ek ussi li nikaan uspe daali aur kohni se pakad kar kheechta baayi laaya.
00:39Opar kyun aayin thi?
00:40Kisne kaha tha idhar aao?
00:42Seeniyon ki daane pe laakar usse haya ka jhera dekha.
00:45Uski aankhon se aansu beh rahe the.
00:47Tehshat se, jhera ka rang libaas ke maane zard par joga tha.
00:52Gardhan par ungliyon ke surkh nishan padhe the.
00:54Woh hole hole kam rahi the.
00:56Woh Phopho ne.
00:58Phopho ka beta mar gaya tha jo unhone tumhe beja.
01:01Mana bhi kiya tha.
01:02Magar yaha koi sune toh?
01:04Woh husse se bolta, usse kohni se pakde,
01:06neeche seediyan desi se utarne laga.
01:08Woh uske saath khinchi chali jaa rahi thi.
01:11Phopho pareshan se aage seediy ke paas kadhi thi.
01:14Main bakwaas karke gaya tha na.
01:16Magar meri sunta kohne is ghar mein.
01:18Do din ke liye na hoon toh saara nizam ullat jaata hai.
01:22Poori ghar ko paagal kar diya hai unhone.
01:24Woh aage bada aur centi level baar rakhi,
01:26maze se paani ki botal uthaakar labhu se lagai.
01:29Woh sahmi hui kadhi thi.
01:30Jihan ko itni shadeed husse mein usse pehli dafaa dikha.
01:33Aur itni shaisa urdu bolte hui bhi.
01:36Main unhe dekhti hun.
01:38Phopho pareshani se kehate upar seediyan chad gayi.
01:41Woh khoon pe khoon chadhaat aa gaya.
01:43Botal hali karke maze pe rakhi aur uske taraf dekha.
01:46Bahi rao.
01:47Mujhe tumse baat karni hai.
01:49Woh kah kar darwaasa khol kar bahi nikal gaya.
01:52Woh dari sahmi hui chote chote kadam uthaati uske peeche aayi.
01:56Woh behrooni darwaase ke aage bane steps pe beta tha.
01:59Ayaan ne darwaasa band kiya.
02:00Aur uske saath aa wehti.
02:02Savit frog pissalkar uske nange paung ko dhaap kiya.
02:05Bahir sardhi thi.
02:06Agar usse nahi lag rahi thi.
02:08Jo bhi hua, main uske liye maazat hua hu.
02:11Woh saamne dekhte hui keh raha tha.
02:13Nili jeans ke upar pehne bhoore sweater ko aartan
02:16koniyon se aage tak mode.
02:18Woh amesha ki zara vajay aur smart lag raha tha.
02:21Ussa ab kahi nahi tha.
02:23Woh pehle wala dheema aur sanjeeta jihaan ban gaya tha.
02:26Abba ki tabir thekh nahi rehti.
02:28Woh apne hawaasu mein nahi hote.
02:30Kahin dafaan unhone ammi ko maandne ki koshish ki hai.
02:33Magar mujhe kuch nahi kehate.
02:34Darte nahi hai.
02:35Shahid nafrat karte hai.
02:37Saamne sapsa tha.
02:39Usse aage safel lakdi ki baar aur baar se hi bana gate.
02:43Baar ke takhton ki darson se
02:45bahir keeli sadak dikhai dete thi.
02:48Nam hawaa ghaas par se sarsarati hui kuch rahi thi.
02:51Woh kutnu ke girit baason ka halka banaaye
02:53jehra jihaan ki taraf mudhe pedhi thi.
02:56Frog ka farsh ko chhota daman
02:58hawaa ki lehru se parparata hua
03:00upar utchata.
03:01Toh pajama ki tang chudiyon mein
03:03mukke takhne aur paunch lagte.
03:05Mera bhi dil karta hai
03:07ki main Pakistan jaun.
03:08Apne rishtidharon ke darmayan rahun.
03:10Apna baayi ghar dekhon.
03:12Magar hum Pakistan nahi jaate.
03:14Aur tum
03:15uss roj mammi ko taana de rahi thi
03:17ki hum Pakistan nahi jaate.
03:19Nahi
03:21woh karwar aa gayi
03:22magar woh nahi sun raha tha.
03:24Haiya
03:25hum kabhi Pakistan wapas nahi jaa sakte.
03:27Magar kyun?
03:29Woh sanate mein rahi gayi.
03:30Woh chal namhe chup raha
03:31phir aayisa se khehne laga.
03:33Mere dada
03:34apne kaarobar ke silse mein
03:36Istanbul aaya karte the.
03:38Is ghar ki zameen
03:39unhone hi hari di thi.
03:40Baad mein abba ne tar ghar banwaaya.
03:42Tab woh Pakistan army ki taraf se
03:44hihaan posted the.
03:45Main Istanbul mein hi pehda hua tha.
03:47Aur abba ki dubhara
03:48Islamabad posting hone ke baad bhi
03:50main aur ammi
03:51idhar dada ke saath rahe the the.
03:53Mere dada bohot achche
03:55bohot azeem insan the.
03:56Unhone mujhe bohot kuch sikhaya tha.
03:58Deen,
03:59duniya,
04:00izzat,
04:00bahaduri aur wakkar se jeene
04:02aur shaan se marne ka sawak
04:04unhone hi mujhe diya tha.
04:05Main 8 saal ka tha.
04:07Jab dada forth hue
04:08toh main aur ammi kuch harse ke liye
04:10Pakistan aa gaye.
04:11Aur tabhi woh waqia hua
04:12jisse humari zindagi badal di.
04:14Aaya ka saans ruqya.
04:16Tab hi toh unka nikah hua tha.
04:18Toh kya woh bahawar tha?
04:20Jinn dinu main aur ammi
04:21Pakistan mein the.
04:23Balke tumhare ghar mein the.
04:24Abba ananfaran
04:26Turki farar ho gaye.
04:27Farar isliye ki unhone
04:28ek hassas mukaam ki
04:29blueprints unko bej diye the.
04:31Jo hamesha haridni ke liye
04:33tayyaar rehte hain.
04:34Saboot unhone
04:35nahi koi chhoda.
04:37Magar
04:37tafteesh shuru hui
04:38toh bohot kuch khulne laga.
04:40Abba ne Turki se hi
04:41apna sifah bishwa diya.
04:43Peecheh adharat mein
04:43mudqadma chala.
04:45Aur wo ghaddaar dheraayi gaye.
04:47Unke jaraim ki faris
04:48saasi tuveeli thi.
04:49Unko sazaayi mod suna di gayi.
04:51Aur unhe Turki mein
04:52siyasi bana hasil kar li.
04:54Kuch talluqat kaam aaye
04:55aur kuch rishwatein.
04:57Abba ko Turk haqoomat
04:58kabhi deport na kar saki.
04:59Nahi Interpol ne
05:00koi kadam uthaya.
05:02Kissa mukhtasar.
05:03Abba jiss din
05:04Pakistan ki sar zameen
05:05par kadam rakhenge
05:06wo gharifdaar ho jayenge.
05:08Aur unko faansi
05:09di di jayegi.
05:10Ye baat
05:10tumhare waaldein ko bata hai.
05:12Magar padnaami ki dhad se
05:13kisi ko bata hi nahi jaati.
05:15Wo kisi bhi jasve se aariye
05:17nigaahon se saamne
05:18bahar ko dekhta raha tha.
05:19Ayaar yak tak usse dekhi gayi.
05:21Uske ghar mein
05:22pupo ke shohor ka zikar
05:23koi nahi karta tha.
05:25Shahid Daas Sathor pe
05:26aisa kiya jaata tha.
05:27Main ek ghaddaar ka beta hoon.
05:29Mera baap
05:30ek mul tushman hai.
05:32Is zillat ke baa wajood
05:33hum abba ke saath
05:34rehne pe majboor hai.
05:36Is aasit churm hai
05:37ya kudrat ki sazaa.
05:39Wo waqt guzarni ke saath saath
05:40apna zaheen khote jaa rahe hain.
05:42Sazaai moot ka hoaf
05:43unke liye naasur banta jaa raha hai.
05:46Jo unhone tumhare saath kiya
05:48uspe unko maaf kar dena.
05:50Wo mere baap hai
05:51aur baawajood iske
05:52ki ye haqiqat
05:53bohot jagah pe
05:54mera sar joka deti hai.
05:55Main unse muhabbat karne pe
05:57majboor hoon.
05:58Hayyaani ghairi saansi
06:00uske kisi kisse mein
06:01uska kissa nahi tha.
06:02Kisi daassaan mein
06:03uski daassaan na thi.
06:05Main kaam se bahar jaa raha hoon.
06:07Aaj khaana kha kar jaana.
06:09Wo utha aur darwaza
06:11kol kar andar chala gaya.
06:12Shahid wo sirf abhi
06:13tanha hi jaata tha.
06:15Hayya kartan murkar
06:15usse jaate hui dekhne lagi.
06:17Wo nange paun
06:18lakdi ke farsh pe jalta.
06:20Seediyon ki taraf
06:21bada tha.
06:22Hayya!
06:23Hadeeja!
06:24Tali ne unhe usrak bokara
06:25jab wo dronon
06:26DJ ki shopping
06:27par tapsara kar rahi thi.
06:29Wo 13 Farwari ki dubai thi.
06:31Unhe Turki aaya
06:328 waan roz tha.
06:33Aur DJ jo
06:33Valentine day ki
06:34ronak dekhne
06:35aaj talk sim gayi thi.
06:37Mayus hi wapis aayi thi.
06:39Pakistan ke baraks
06:40Turk har kaam chhod kar
06:41surkh rang mein
06:42naha nahi jaate thi.
06:43Balke sawaay
06:44surkh phoolon ki farokh ke
06:46iss sambol me
06:47Valentine day ki
06:47koi asaar na thi.
06:49Jab DJ khob mayus ho chuki
06:51to usse yeh kahkar
06:52apne hayaalaat mein
06:53tarmeem kar li.
06:54Ke
06:55bahar mein gaya
06:55Saint Valentine.
06:57Humein
06:58iss sehwar se
06:58kya lena dena.
07:00Unki iss guftogon me
07:01mukhal hone wali
07:02Israeli exchange student thi.
07:04Haan!
07:05Wo dono rukkar
07:06neeche dekhne lagi.
07:07Jahan Dali
07:09unke bunk se
07:09neeche latakti
07:10seedi ke saath
07:11kadhi thi.
07:12Wo ladki
07:13tumhara pooch rahe the.
07:15Ayaan!
07:15DJ ne
07:16ek doose ko dekha
07:16aur pe
07:17Dali ko.
07:18Kaunse ladke?
07:19Wo
07:20Palestinian exchange students
07:21jo saath wale
07:22dorm mein rahte hai.
07:23Wo muts se
07:23pooch rahe the.
07:24Ki wo Pakistani
07:25ladkiye kaise hai?
07:26Aur yeh
07:27ki unko
07:27koi masla
07:28bagayra toh nahi hai.
07:29Aur yeh bhi
07:30ki tum dono
07:30aaj shaam ki chai
07:31common room mein
07:32unke saath piyo.
07:33Wo tumhara
07:34Okay bye.
07:35Ek Israeli
07:36muskor haath
07:37unki taraf
07:37uchaalti
07:38haath hilaakar
07:38wo bhai nikal gayi.
07:40Yeh Palestinian
07:41ko
07:41hamara
07:41hayaal kaise
07:42aagaya?
07:43Is chali ki
07:43tarakht se
07:45Dil bhaiya
07:45hoga shayad.
07:47DJ ne
07:47kya aasar
07:48aayi ki?
07:49Bakwa mat.
07:50Wo hume
07:50zarur
07:50apni
07:50musalman
07:51bhene
07:51samajhkar
07:52bola rahe
07:52hunge.
07:53Itne
07:53handsome
07:54ladku
07:54ki
07:54bhen
07:55banne
07:55par
07:56kamaskam
07:56mai
07:56dayaar nahi
07:57hun.
07:58Yeh bhai
07:58chara
07:58tumhe hi
07:59mubarak ho.
08:00DJ
08:00padak
08:01uthi.
08:02Chalo
08:02phir
08:02dayaar
08:03ho jaye
08:03taanke
08:03bhakt pe
08:04bhoj sake.
08:05Aaya
08:05lakdi
08:06ki
08:06siri
08:06se
08:06neeche
08:06uthane
08:07lagi.
08:08Sif
08:08hume
08:08hi
08:08bulaya
08:09hai
08:09yeh
08:09arv
08:09israeli
08:10dosi
08:10ki
08:10zinda
08:11misaal
08:11bhi
08:11mujood
08:12hogi.
08:13DJ ka
08:13ishaara
08:14tali
08:14ki
08:14taraf
08:14tha.
08:15Pata
08:15nahi.
08:16Aaya
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08:17shaan
08:17hi
08:17ushka
08:17diye.
08:18Wo
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08:19lagi.
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08:22karna
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08:23tha.
08:24Kapdo
08:24pe
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08:24silwet
08:25tak
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08:26Aur
08:26make-up
08:26ki
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08:27lageer
08:27bhi
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08:28neeche
08:28na
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08:29hayaar
08:30lakti
08:30thi.
08:31Alphatta
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08:32hijazat
08:33Pakistan
08:33bhi
08:33appa
08:34ya
08:34daya
08:34furkaan
08:34kabhi
08:35na
08:35dete.
08:36Makar
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08:36kaunsa
08:37dekh rahe
08:37the.
08:38Ki
08:38dur
08:38ki
08:38tha
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08:39yaha
08:39sab
08:40chalta
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08:41teen
08:41ladke
08:42the.
08:42Mottamul
08:43Murtaza
08:44Hussain
08:45aur
08:45Momin.
08:46Unke
08:47do
08:47Falasini
08:47dost
08:48Muhammad
08:48Qadir
08:49aur
08:50Najibullah
08:51Jati
08:52daavat
08:52ke
08:52shuroon
08:53me
08:53mujood
08:53rahe
08:54fir
08:54utkar
08:54chale
08:55gaye.
08:55Bagar
08:56un
08:56teeno
08:56mehzwanon
08:57ne
08:57aisan
08:57tariqe
08:57se
08:58mehzwani
08:58nibhai.
08:59Wo
08:59teeno
09:00smart
09:00aur
09:00good
09:06Muttasim
09:07Murtaza
09:07tha.
09:08Magar
09:08ye
09:08DJ
09:09ne
09:09baad
09:09me
09:09noot
09:09kia
09:10tha.
09:10Ki
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09:11Facebook
09:11par
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09:12naam
09:12Muttasim
09:13and
09:14Murtaza
09:14likta
09:15tha.
09:15Waja
09:16unhe
09:16kabhi
09:16samajh
09:17nahi
09:17aayi.
09:18Hussain
09:18aur
09:19Muttasim
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09:20dono
09:20ko
09:20bilkul
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09:23Alpatta
09:24is
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09:25Momin
09:25Muttu
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09:26tha.
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09:27flirty
09:27nazar
09:27baad
09:28sa
09:28ladka
09:28kuch bhi
09:28tha
09:29magar
09:29Momin
09:30na
09:30tha.
09:31Alpatta
09:31wo
09:32dono
09:32usko
09:32apni
09:33mujoodhi
09:33mein
09:33seeda
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09:40lagye.
09:41Alpatta
09:41Jeehan
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09:42baad
09:42hor
09:42thi.
09:43Usse
09:44foran
09:44apni
09:44raaye
09:44mein
09:45tarmeem
09:45ki.
09:46Agale
09:46hafte
09:47Hussain
09:47ka
09:47birthday
09:47hai.
09:48Hussain
09:49mobile
09:49par
09:49phone
09:49sunte
09:50baahir
09:50kya
09:50toh
09:50Momin
09:51ne
09:51bataya.
09:52Phir toh
09:52humein
09:52usse
09:53treat
09:53deni
09:53chahiye.
09:54DJ
09:55sochkar
09:55boli.
09:56Aur
09:56gift
09:57bhi.
09:57Haya
09:58ko
09:58haya
09:58laya.
09:59Hum
09:59dono
10:00uske
10:00liye
10:00khadi
10:00haritne
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10:01soch rahe
10:01hai.
10:02Aur
10:02jo
10:02humne
10:03jo
10:03aahir
10:03mein
10:03dekhi hai.
10:04Ekso
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10:05leer
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10:06Motaseem
10:07ne
10:17Saath
10:18hazaar
10:18ekso
10:18pachaaas
10:19Pakistani
10:19roope.
10:20Motaseem
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10:33Main
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10:36aadiya.
10:37Aur
10:37Motaseem
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10:38ek
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10:43kehne
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10:45Motaseem
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11:54bohot hai. Ab hum unke saath sahi sapato pe bhi nikal jaye. Tamaag theek hai. Magar wo toh
11:59hamare bhaiyon ki tarah hai. BJ hamare asli wale bhaiyon ko pata chala toh kal hi Pakistan
12:04wapas bula lenge. Isi apne ukaat mein wapas aao aur raat ke khaane ki tyaari karo. Wo
12:09mobile ke saath natti hand freeze kaano mein lagate huye boli. Zehir mila kar doongi
12:14tumhe. DJ Bhun naati hui pehar bata kar uthi. Aur agar tum chawaloon mein omelette
12:20toh main sari dish tumhare upar ullat doongi. Wo wahin sofa pe lambi baithi. Ab mobile ke
12:25button dabha rahi thi. Dheema music uske kaano mein bachne laga. DJ usse mein bohot kuch
12:30kehati gayi. Magar usse sunayi nahi de raha tha. Wo aankhe moonde hole hole woh ujhala
12:34nahi lagi. DJ pehar patak kar bahai nikal gayi. Wo raat woh valentine ki raat thi.
12:40DJ common room mein munak tha. Us all girls party mein jaa chuki thi. Jo ladkiyon ne
12:45mil kar di thi. Jabki Haya aayne ke saamne kadhi apna kajal duros kar rahi thi. Uski
12:51tehari mukammal thi. Magar jab tak wo apni aankhon ke katore kajal sirbhar nahi leti
12:56usse tasali nahi hoti thi. Abhi wo kajal ki salai ki nook aankhe kinare se ragdi rahi
13:01thi ki darwaza bhajao. Dheemisi dastak aur phir haamoshi. Usse kajal ki salai neeche
13:06ki aur balat kar dikhao. Ye andaaz DJ ka toh nahi tha. Wo yuhi kajal pakde aagey
13:11badi aur knob kuma kar darwaza kholao. Bahir balcony mein roshni thi. Jaise hi usse
13:17darwaza kholao. Balcony tarik ho gayi. Alvin? Seediyon ke upar laga balap pujh gaya tha.
13:23Kya koi aakar wapis walat gaya tha? Koon? Usse gardan aage karke rahadari mein dono
13:29smit dekhao. Arsu haamoshi thi. Balcony veran thi. Waha sardhi thi. Aur andar kamra
13:35garam tha. Wo chansa ne khaadi rahi. Phir dheera se shaanay ukaakar balat nahi lagi
13:41thi ki. Oh nahi. Uske labho se ek uktaayi hui gaya nikali. Chokat par usse kadmoon ke
13:47saath safed hulavon ka bukhe aur ek lifafa rakha tha. Wo jughi dono cheezein uthaayi.
13:53Wo jarhana andaaz me lifafa ka mubharao. Andar rakha chakor safed kaagaz nikalao.
13:59Wo chehre ke saamne kyao. Happy Valentine day. From your Valentine. Usse labh
14:05phenj ka tanafur se wo tehreer padi. Aur phir behad husse se kaagaz marod kar gultaste
14:10samet poori kovat se rahadari mein de maarao. Ouch. Wapis munne hi lagi thi jab kisi ki
14:16bukhlaayi hui awaaz sunayi thi. Usne chonk kar bheeche dekha. Gultaste ho kaagaz sede
14:21haath wale kamre se nikalte. Muttar Singh ko jaa lagi thi. Aur usse takraa kar ab uske
14:27kadamon mein pade the. Yeh kya hai? Wo hakka bakka kada tha. I am sorry Muttar Singh.
14:33Wo shatid pezaari se wah mushkil sakt karke boli. Muttar Singh ko wazaahat dene ka sochkar
14:37hi usse koft hone lagi thi. Ki maine tumhe nahi diye. Balki kisi bazool insaan ne mujhe
14:42beje hain. Tum bura mat maana aur inko dustbin mein daal dena. Wo ek haath darwase pe rakhe
14:48doose mein kajal pakde sara rakhaayi se boli. Muttar Singh mein chukkar wo kaagaz uthaaya
14:52aur sede hote huve. Uske shikan darus karke chehre ke saamne kiya. Haya ko koft hone
14:58lagi. Main keh rahi huna. Sorry. Wo jo kadre banve sukhdi kaagaz ko dekh raha tha. Chonkar
15:04usse dekhne laga. Nahi its okay. Magar yeh tumhe koi sabhanji mein dang kar raha hai.
15:10Wo tere erwar nikahin dhoda the. Tashveesh se poosh raha tha. Yeh baat nahi hai. Yeh
15:15bohot pehle se mere peeche pada hai. Lambi kahani hai. Jaane do. Isko kode mein phenk
15:20dena. Good night. Wo masjid marawat ka musaira kiye bagay darwase ka gowar bant karne hi
15:26lagi thi. Jab wo hole se bola. Yeh geela kyu hai. Tum rohi hu. Kuch tha uske awaaz
15:32mein ki darwasa bant karti haya tatak karugi. Fir patne maa kiya aur bhair balkoni mein
15:38kadam rakha. Main kyu rohngi. Wo kaagaz ko dekhti hue boli. Muttar Singh kaagaz ke
15:44nijle taai taraf ke kinare par ungli bher raha tha. Fir yeh geela kyu ho raha hai.
15:49Shahid phoolon pe paani tha. Haya ne mekaan ki andaas mein abhi mein gardan helai. Nahi
15:54yeh toh motal ifaafe mein mohar bant tha. Motisim ne woon, nam, hisaag, naag ke kareeb
16:00le jaa kar aankhen munde saas andar ko khinji. Citrus, limu, lime. Wo mutsap sapsa haya
16:08ko dekhne laga. Kya keh rahe ho? Mujhe kuch samajh bhi nahi aa raha. Kisi ne iske nijle
16:13kinare pe limu ka ras lagaya hai. Fir usne sara chonk kar haya ko dekha. Tumhare
16:18paas maachis hai. Wo jawab diye bina ulte kadmu peeche aayi aur darwasa poora kholkar
16:23ek taraf ho gayi. Muttar Singh kadre shichka. Fir kaagaz swakde andar daakhil hua. Haya
16:29ne apni aur DJ ki maze ki kursiyan heech kar saamne saamne rakhi. Aur phir tali ki
16:34maze par jisse ulat pulat karne lagi. Kya tum bhi bachpan me limu ke ras aur aag
16:39wala khel khelte the. Wo ab maze ki daras kholkar kuch dhundne ki koshish kar rahi
16:44thi. Muttar Singh dhehre se hasa. Bahot khel khele hai. Aur unme se aksar aag wale
16:50hote the. Palestine mein aag bohot hai. Shahid tum na samajh sako. Chalo aaj in
16:55Turkon ke khel Israeli aag se khelte hai. Wo daras se ek cigarette lighter nikal kar
17:00uske saamne kursi varaa baithi. Wo lighter uske tarah varaya ho. Muttar Singh ne
17:04lighter ka payya angote se tabha kar khumaya to aag ka neela sar sa shola chal utha.
17:10Ikhtiyat se. Wo bhi ikhtiyat kya hothi. Muttar Singh ne jawab nahi diya. Wo hatke
17:16naam hisse ko jo abhi tak nahi sukha tha. Shola ki gareeb laaya. Zara di tap pishmili
17:21aur alfas uparne lage. Bade bade karke likhe angresi ke teen huruf A R B. Wo hurf
17:29A from your valentine ke neeche likhe the. Wo dono chal naam hi kaagas ke tukde pe ugre
17:34bhure huruf ko takte rahe. Phir ek saath gardan utha kar ek dusse ko dekha. Arab,
17:40Arab. Kaisa lafz hai ye. Ayaan ne munkina idai ki ke dono tariqon se huruf ko mila kar vada.
17:48Shahid koi naam. Kya Arab koi turk naam hai? Malum nahi. Muttar Singh ne shaah ne ushka
17:54diye. Ayaan soshi nigaon se kaagas ko takte rahe. Kya mai tumhari koi madad kar sakta ho?
18:00Usne ek nazar Muttar Singh ko dekha. Phir narm sa muskur aayi. Tum kar chuke ho. Wo hole se
18:05muskur aakar khada hua aur kaagas mees par rakha. Wo jo bhi hai. Shahid tumhe apna naam
18:10batane ki koshish kar raha hai. Wo koon ho sakta hai. Tum bhetar samajh sakti hogi.
18:14Mujhe ab chalna chahiye. Thank you Muttar Singh. Muttar Singh ne zaraasi
18:19sarko champishti aur baahe nikal gaya. Darwaazi ka kaisa hai. Sosroi se wapas
18:24chokat tak jane laga. Ayaan chal lamhe mees par rakhe kinaroon se doore huye kaagas ko dekhe
18:30gayi. Phir bhegtyaar kisi makaan ki amal ke dahed. Usse haath mein pakdi kajal ki salaayi ko
18:36seeda kiya. Aur baahe aateli ki push pe wo teen rooh utaare. Darwaaza chokat ke saath lagne
18:42hi wala tha. Zaraasi dars se baahe raadhaari me kira guldassa dikhai de raha tha. Ek do
18:48pal masjid kuch rahe. Aur sor daar tha ki awaaz ka saath darwaaza band ho gaya.
18:53Wo apni aateli ki push pe siya rang me likh ke wo teen alfaaz seekh rahi thi.
18:58A R B. Usne upar bani cabinet ka darwaaza khola. Chan dappe ulat-ulat kiye. Nijle haano
19:04me surkh mirchon ka dabba nahi tha. Wo idiyan uthaakar. Zaraasi unchi huyi aur upar wale
19:10haane me jhanga. Waha saamne ek plastik ke per rang dabbe me surkh powder rakhaat
19:15nazar aa raha tha. Usne dabba nikaala aur counter ki taraf aayi. Wahaan D.J. khaadi thi.
19:20Slab pe cutting board ke upar pyaaz haake kata kat kaat rahi thi. Uske aankhon se aansu ki rahi
19:25tha. Miryani ki miktar zyada hai. Chaar chamach surkh mirch ke daal deti hu. Shaayt zaraasa
19:30saay ka aaja hai. Theek. Wo huth kalami ki andaas me kehti tokdi se chota chamach chundi
19:35lagi. Haan theek. D.J. ne bhegi aankhen upar uthaakar usse dekhte huye roondi awaaz me
19:41kaan aur aaseen se aankhen ragdi. Ayaan am tappi se chamach bhar bhar kar dume udate
19:46patili me daal rahi thi. Baalu ka dheela sa chuda uske peeche kirtan pe chul raha tha.
19:52Saada shalwar kameez se wo dheela daala sa sub-sweater pehne huyi thi. Jiski aaseen
19:57ne usse koniyon tak modak ki thi. Duhatta ek taraf tarwaase pe latka tha. Wo chan latay
20:03chuda se nikal kar chehre ke ataraf latak rahi thi. Gosh me chamcha hilati wo bahot
20:07masroof lag rahi thi. Wo dono iss waqt Anjum bhaji ke kitchen me mujood thi. Subah Anjum
20:13bhaji D.J. ko dining hall me mili toh shaam apne ghar khaane ki daawad de daali. Jo ki
20:18D.J. ne yeh kahe kar kabul karli ki wo aur Haya milkar biryani banayengi. Afsar shaam
20:23hi wo dono Hale ko liye Anjum bhaji ke apartment aa gayi thi. Ek bedroom, lounge aur kitchen
20:30pe mushtamil wo chota magar behat naseebis aur salikhi se saja apartment tha. Hale ko
20:35unhone lounge me Anjum bhaji ke saath baitha rehni diya. Wo kitchen me aakar kaam me masroof
20:39ho gayi. Yeh painting Javed ji laaye the India se. Andar lounge me Anjum bhaji ke Hale ko
20:45matalla karte hi awaaz aa rahi thi. D.J. yeh Javed ji kya hai? Usse katli ulaj kar poosha.
20:53Inka matlab hai Javed ji. Inke husband. D.J. ne sarkoshi kiye toh wo oh kahe kar muskurahat
20:59dobaati. Palat kar ubalte chawalon ko dekhne lagi. Jis waqt Anjum bhaji aur Hale kitchen
21:05me daagil hui, Haya pateela ka thakkar ityaaz se ban kar rahi thi. Haat pe palti aur muskur
21:10aayi. Bas dham de rahi hu. Bohot harab ho tum dono. Mujhe utne hi nahi diya. Bas ab
21:16aapko khaane ke waqt hi uthana tha. Wo Jovid, Javed bhai aa gayi. Wo haath dhokar toli se
21:23saap karte D.J. ke baas aayi. D.J. ka salaad abhi tak mukamal nahi hua tha. Ab kahin
21:28nahi jaa ka wo tomato me phunchi thi. Bas aane wale hai. Lao ye salaad toh mujhe banaane
21:33do. Nahi mai kar lungi. Thoda sa rahe kya hai. D.J. ne badi befikri se kaha. Toh usse
21:39jitadi naso se ghora. Aapne soda me bhi subha kar di rahi hai. Lao mujhe do. Ab plate
21:45hi hu lagao. Usse tomato aur churi D.J. ke haath se leli. Hale asfud nehayat furthi
21:50se saara phelawa sametne me lagi thi. Wo mele bartan ab sink me jama kar rahi thi.
21:55Wo un kabhi kabhi kaam karne wali dono Pakistani ladkiyon ki niswat bahut desi se haath jala
22:00rahi thi. D.J. cabinet se plate hi nikaane lagi. Aur Anjum bhai ji raita banaane lagi.
22:06Ayaan ne tomato cutting board par baayen haath se pakad kar rakha aur churi rakkar tabhai.
22:12Doh sukh tukde alag hua. Aur zarasa sukh raks uski baayen aateli ki push pe baay gaya.
22:18Jahan kajal se likhe 3 meter meter se huruf thi. A.R.P. Wo 2-3 roze isse A.R.P. ke
22:26mutalik soche ja rahi thi. Ab bhi kuch soch kar usse gardan uthai. Anjum bhai ji dahi ko
22:33kaanti se phenti Anjum bhai ji ne haath rokh kar usse dekha. Aapne kisi A.R.P. ke mutalik
22:39suna hai. A.R.P. Anjum bhai ji ne hairat bhaari ulchan se dur aaya ho. Jee A.R.P.
22:47usse wazaahat ke liye hitchay karke bataaya. Oh not again Ayaan. Haale jo singh ke aage
22:53kadhi thi kadre ukta A.R.P. uske haath me jhaagwara sponge tha jisse wo plate pe mal rahi
22:59thi. Tum phir wohi mozo lekar baith gayi ho. Uske andaas mein haafi par aayate jaach tha.
23:05Magar haale ab ke bhool jee yeh mozo toh usse abhi tak haale ke saath discussi nahi kiya tha.
23:11Phir maini kaha tha na. Yeh sab bekaar ki baatein. Magar maini pooja hi kya hai. A.R.P.
23:19Abdul Rehman Pasha aur kaun. Maini bataya tha na ki yeh gharelo urdo ke afsaane se zyada
23:24kuch nahi hai. Yeh sambhool hai. Yahaan kanoon ka raaj hai maafiya ka nahi. Aur ab iske baad
23:30main is mozo bhi kuch nahi sunungi. Haale ab palat kar jhaag se wari plate ko paani se
23:35hanghaal rahi thi. Aur wo. Wo hairdo ke samandar mein kheeri kadhi thi. A.R.P. Abdul Rehman Pasha.
23:43Oh. Yeh hayaal usse pehli kyu nahi aaya. Okay. Okay. Wawa sahir sahir shokha hai.
23:49Timataar kaatne lagi. Magar uske zayn mein bohot se hayaal katmat ho rahe the.
23:53Haale aur jeehaan dono ek jaise the. Aur apne sambhool ke rifa ke alawa
23:58kabhi kuch nahi kahenge. Usse yaqeen tha. Magar kisi ke baad se kuch kehane ke liye hoga.
24:03Aur usse usse kisi ko dhunna tha. Wo maze laga rahi thi jab Javed bhai aaye gaye.
24:08Wo bhi Ph.D. kar rahe the. Aur sabhanji mein padhaate bhi the.
24:12Behad milansar, saada aur hushak laak se the simat the. Purane Pakistani drama ke shukiyeen
24:18aur puristhaar. TV ke saath rek mein ankahi, tanhaiyan, dhoop ke nare, aang andhera,
24:24alif noor sameet bohot se classic drama ki DVDs, guitar mein saji thi. Un dono miyan,
24:30biwi ka ek doosra ke liye, tarsi tha. Toh bohot dilchasam.
24:34Joyat ji aur Anju ji, usse bohot hasi aayi. Baaki dinon kitchen mein thi. Jab aaya paani
24:41rakne maze pe aaye, toh Javed bhai ko tanha paaye baaye hoon. Wo kisi kitab ki varag kirtani
24:45kar rahe the. Joyat, Javed bhai, wo karbada kar tasee kar di. Unke saamne,
24:51kursi kheech kar baaye di. Aur muktaat nigaon se, kitchen ke darwaase ko dekha hoon.
24:56Ek baad pooch nahi thi aapse.
24:58Jee jee pooch hiye.
25:00Wo foran kitab rakkar seerya ho waithe. Is sambol mein ek Indian Muslim rahta hain,
25:05Abdul Rehman Pasha naam ka. Aap usse jaante hain.
25:08Muktaat si, kursi ke kenare tikki bolte huye, baar baar kitchen ke darwaase ko bhi dekh le thi.
25:14Kaun Pasha? Wo baiyog, ada wala.
25:17Aur Haya ko laga, usse uske jawab milne wale hain.
25:20Jee jee, wohi. Wo jo Haasa mashhoor hai.
25:24Haan, suna toh maini bhi hai. Baayog, ada mein uska kaafi hold hai.
25:29Wo maal import export karta hai.
25:31Kya wo mafia ka banda hai? Asla smuggle karta hai?
25:35Ek professor ko mafia ke baare mein kya maloom hoga, Haya ji?
25:38Wo kisse haath se muskur aaye?
25:40Yaani yeh wo waqee mafia ka banda hai. Aur aapko maloom bhi hai.
25:44Magar aap itraaf nahi karna chah rahe. Usse andhehre mein deer jalana chah hoon.
25:49Main theek se kuch nahi jaanta.
25:51Unhone saadki se adyaar daal diye.
25:53Tafatan kitchen se Anjum bhajiye ki jeek bolan doi.
25:56Wo jo kursi ke naare piti ki thi, khabra uthi aur kitchen ki taraf lab ki.
26:00Kya hua?
26:01Anjum bhajiye surkh pavooka, chehra aur aankhon mein paane liye khadi thi.
26:06Unke haath mein haali chamcha tha.
26:08Mirchi? Itni mirchi haya?
26:11Nahi, yeh turki ki mirchi pheeki hoti hai.
26:14Toh maine sirf chaar chamche, chaar chamche, unke aankhe pehli.
26:20Yeh turki ki nahi, halis Mumbai ki mirchi hai.
26:23Main saare masale wahi silati hoon.
26:25Oh nahi, usse bhi ikhtiyar dil pe haath rakha jab ke DJ has-has kat hori ho rahi thi.