2007 Hallam Foe
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00:03:46I'll miss you.
00:03:47I hate you.
00:03:49Can I take this?
00:03:50Yeah.
00:03:51This can't still fit you.
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00:03:53Get out of my room, Harlem.
00:03:54You're not going anywhere without these, are you?
00:03:56Harlem!
00:03:57I'm gonna take these.
00:03:58And what if I start putting these back?
00:03:59Get out of my room.
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00:05:15Thank you.
00:05:17To Australia and great adventures.
00:05:20And happy anniversary, Dad.
00:05:22And Verity.
00:05:24Absent friends.
00:05:26Absent friends.
00:05:30Do you know why we chose this restaurant?
00:05:34What can't be the food?
00:05:35I told you to have the view.
00:05:37Well, it was here that Julia's first asked me
00:05:40to help manage the firm.
00:05:42You mean when you were the secretary?
00:05:46That's right, when I was the secretary.
00:05:48I didn't know that.
00:05:50That's because I said no.
00:05:51I wasn't ready for it then.
00:05:53About this afternoon, I put the same question to Verity.
00:05:56And I'm happy to say she agreed.
00:05:57Oh, congratulations.
00:06:03When was it you were first asked?
00:06:06It must have been a couple of years ago.
00:06:08And was that before or after?
00:06:14It wasn't long before your mother passed away.
00:06:18Do you remember what happened later?
00:06:21Your friend.
00:06:23Oh, yes.
00:06:25That same day, an old boyfriend of mine calls up
00:06:28and insists on taking me out for dinner.
00:06:31Guess where he took me?
00:06:33Hmm?
00:06:35I don't know.
00:06:37I don't know.
00:06:39I don't know.
00:06:41I don't know.
00:06:43I don't know.
00:06:46Can you imagine what the staff must have thought?
00:06:49They probably thought you were a prostitute.
00:07:00Probably.
00:07:07Why didn't you come to the pub?
00:07:09No thanks. It was fine.
00:07:11You've got your binoculars in there.
00:07:14Come to the pub.
00:07:16Maybe next time.
00:07:18There isn't going to be a next time.
00:07:25You fucking splatter.
00:07:44Fuck.
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00:09:03Night, Mum.
00:09:15Hello.
00:09:18I'm going.
00:09:22Bye.
00:09:34Lucy!
00:09:44Lucy!
00:10:15Mmm.
00:10:17It's very good soup.
00:10:21We've been thinking, Hallam,
00:10:23now that Lucy's gone, it's not good for you to be here
00:10:27with no one of your own age around.
00:10:30Too much time to dwell on things.
00:10:33I have some contacts in the wine trade in London and...
00:10:37You'll have a chance to talk to them.
00:10:40You'll earn a bit of money,
00:10:42learn something you'll enjoy for the rest of your life
00:10:45and it'll be a good stopgap before college.
00:10:48Actually, I've decided not to go to college.
00:10:51So what are you going to do?
00:10:53I'm staying right here.
00:10:55So I'm sorry if that screws up your plans.
00:10:58So I'm sorry if that screws up your plans.
00:11:28Fuck.
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00:12:12It's as if this place is still hers.
00:12:14We agreed you could make whatever changes you want, and you are.
00:12:18You know what I hate most of all?
00:12:20What?
00:12:23No, he doesn't hate you. He doesn't.
00:12:26You just have to be patient.
00:12:32I think that I should go away for a while.
00:12:38I'll deal with Hallam, all right?
00:12:53BIRDS CHIRP
00:13:06Where's Verity?
00:13:08She's gone to see a friend.
00:13:12Are you in the doghouse?
00:13:16What is it, Hallam?
00:13:18I found Mum's old boat in the loch.
00:13:20Did you? Good God, I thought it was sunk.
00:13:23Dad?
00:13:26When she took me out in it, how long was that before she died?
00:13:30Um, about a month. Why?
00:13:32Were you fucking Verity by then?
00:13:36So that's what fancy a stroll is about. Christ, I'm a fool.
00:13:39You haven't answered the question.
00:13:41Not even close, Hal. I was far too busy trying to keep the show on the road.
00:13:44Well, when you found her, had you tied her hands or weighed herself down?
00:13:47Where's all this coming from?
00:13:49Dad, people who can swim, it's hard for them to drown.
00:13:51Survival instincts take over.
00:13:53Who told you that?
00:13:55I did some research, all right?
00:14:00At the time, I decided to spare you some of the details from the inquest.
00:14:08Before she came out here,
00:14:12your mother took an overdose of sleeping pills.
00:14:19Thanks for fucking telling me.
00:14:22I'm sorry.
00:14:25I know it's hard, but you have got to try to pick up the pieces.
00:14:29Well, I can see it didn't take you very long, did it?
00:14:31Hal, this won't help.
00:14:39So it definitely wasn't an accident?
00:14:42No.
00:14:45It wasn't.
00:14:49All right.
00:15:19Look at the fucking picture.
00:15:21Oh, no.
00:15:23Look at his mother's face.
00:15:25She's peeing all over it.
00:15:27She's giving you milk to eat.
00:15:29It's a sicko, check it.
00:15:31Look at it.
00:15:33Look at her face.
00:15:35Get off her, go.
00:15:49Go.
00:16:19Go, go, go.
00:16:50Lucy?
00:16:54Are you still there?
00:16:56Hello?
00:17:01What if someone else gave her the pills?
00:17:03Spiked her drink or something?
00:17:06Well, don't you think she's capable of it?
00:17:09Why is that paranoid?
00:17:13Of course I miss you.
00:17:15Oh, she'd love that.
00:17:17She's already twisting Dad's arm to try and get rid of me.
00:17:47Oh, God.
00:18:18Lucy.
00:18:30Hello?
00:18:35I see you've had some visitors.
00:18:37Can I come up?
00:18:39No way.
00:18:48Oh.
00:19:01You left these on your bed.
00:19:07Today, walking past the office,
00:19:09I saw Dad stroking Verity's back.
00:19:11Made me ponder his evening stroll.
00:19:13It was not a reason.
00:19:15I followed him, and there she was, bouncing up and down.
00:19:18I couldn't take my eyes off the dimple that appeared on her shoulder
00:19:21every time she clawed at his neck.
00:19:24I hate myself,
00:19:26but I want to bury my face in that little cushion.
00:19:30Give me my diaries back.
00:19:32Hallam, you really need to move on.
00:19:35And I know that Julius will feel the same way when he reads these.
00:19:37No, please, they're private. They're my diaries.
00:19:39Yes, they're people's bedrooms,
00:19:41but by volume two, you seem to have peeped in half the villagers.
00:19:43I thought the local paper would do with that.
00:19:46Or the police, for that matter.
00:19:48Police?
00:19:50I wonder what they'll think when I tell them about you.
00:19:52Me.
00:19:55Recognise this?
00:19:57It's a hammer, Hallam.
00:19:59The same hammer that sucked my mother's boat
00:20:01when she drugged her coffee.
00:20:04Fuck.
00:20:09She wanted to die.
00:20:12Tell me what you did to her.
00:20:33Hallam.
00:21:04It's time to fly the nest, Hallam.
00:21:07And I think you know that.
00:21:34Come on.
00:21:59Spare some change, please.
00:22:03Thank you.
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00:23:03Thank you.
00:23:30It's a fucking shithole.
00:23:33Stick your fucking castle right up your fucking arse.
00:23:37What do you want?
00:23:39Thirty?
00:23:40Thirty-five?
00:23:42Thirty-five?
00:23:46Well, then fuck off, then.
00:23:48Fuck off, then!
00:23:51Whoa!
00:23:53What's your name, son?
00:23:55Carl.
00:23:56Where's Hallam, sir?
00:23:58I am staying with a friend.
00:24:00Oh, no, not a gentleman you were just talking out.
00:24:02No.
00:24:03So, your friend.
00:24:05What's his address?
00:24:30Get the hell out of here.
00:25:00Fuck.
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00:26:00Wait a minute.
00:26:31Fuck.
00:26:55Can I help you?
00:27:01Do you have any jobs, please?
00:27:03Sorry, we use an agency.
00:27:05I can give you their details.
00:27:16Why are you staring at me?
00:27:18I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
00:27:20It's just I've never been for a job interview before
00:27:22and I was just wondering if you could give me some advice on how to do it.
00:27:26I'm sorry?
00:27:28Would you...
00:27:30Could you throw a couple of practice questions at me?
00:27:32Just for practice.
00:27:38How desperate are you for work?
00:27:40Pretty desperate.
00:27:42Well, the highest turnover in jobs is usually in kitchen porters.
00:27:46OK, then I'll be a kitchen porter.
00:27:48Why do you think you'd be suitable?
00:27:50Well, it's what I've wanted to do ever since I was a kid.
00:27:53Sit down.
00:27:56Don't tell people what you think they want to hear.
00:28:00Just be yourself.
00:28:02OK.
00:28:04I'm very enthusiastic and I'm a quick learner
00:28:06and I'll work days, nights, weekends,
00:28:08any overtime you want for no extra money.
00:28:10It would be illegal for you to work overtime for no extra money.
00:28:14Well, then give me a week's trial, a day's trial,
00:28:17all I want is a chance to get a foot on the ladder.
00:28:19Plus, if everything else works out, you won't have to pay any agency fees
00:28:22and it's a win-win situation for you.
00:28:31Remember what I said about the fast turnover in kitchen porters?
00:28:36You're about to meet the exception.
00:28:40Cutlery. Paddles up.
00:28:43Right. Go on.
00:28:48Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What is the hurry?
00:28:51Are you trying to show me up your first day?
00:28:54I fucking hate this job.
00:28:57But it's my job. Do you understand?
00:29:02I killed a man once.
00:29:04Smashed his skull on a pier.
00:29:07Just so you know.
00:29:21You take the rest. I'm off for a smoke.
00:30:21Bye.
00:30:51Fuck.
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00:31:52Don't make friends with the chefs, otherwise they'll want favours.
00:31:55But don't get on their bad side, either,
00:31:57or you'll be cleaning out the fat fryer on a quiet Thursday.
00:32:02They're all cunts anyway, except TJ.
00:32:04He's OK.
00:32:06Even if he is a fucking bullshitter.
00:32:08You ever met an African over here who wasn't a brain surgeon over there?
00:32:13Are you listening to me?
00:32:17Yes, of course.
00:32:19Brain surgeon. African. Cunt.
00:32:23Aye. Cunt.
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00:37:46Hey.
00:37:47Cubs win.
00:37:52That's gonna go and change.
00:37:54Really?
00:37:55Yeah.
00:37:562 pound a plate, 1 pound a cup, 50p a saucer.
00:38:00Are you serious?
00:38:01Absolutely.
00:38:023 pound a glass.
00:38:12Come on.
00:38:13If you lose it...
00:38:15Do you mind if I take a break?
00:38:27Do what the fuck you like.
00:39:10No, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm
00:39:39good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm
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00:40:19Who are you?
00:40:20I'm a kitchen porter.
00:40:23So what are you doing at pair then?
00:40:25It's very simple.
00:40:28Staff entrance is on the ground floor, so is the kitchen, so is the canteen.
00:40:31You enter, you work your shift, you fuck off.
00:40:34All on the same floor.
00:40:37Have you got that?
00:40:38Yes.
00:40:39Good.
00:40:40Now beat it.
00:40:41Have you seen Raymond?
00:40:58He's cleaning the bins.
00:40:59Do you want me to go and get him?
00:41:00No, don't worry.
00:41:01How are you settling in?
00:41:02Very well, thanks.
00:41:04I'm really enjoying it, in fact.
00:41:05It's brilliant.
00:41:06This isn't an interview.
00:41:07No, I know, but it's great to be part of this big team
00:41:08and to have a sense of purpose, you know?
00:41:09You get into the rhythm, then you start playing tunes
00:41:10and you have to go along with it.
00:41:11You can turn the radio on if you want.
00:41:12Oh, I know, right.
00:41:13But I like it.
00:41:14It keeps me from thinking.
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00:44:26I can't do tomorrow, my boy's birthday, maybe the day after.
00:44:31Say hi to your wife.
00:44:36See you.
00:44:40♪♪
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00:45:32I want to report a murder.
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00:45:38Police.
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00:45:47My stepmother killed my mother.
00:45:48She's as good as confessed it.
00:45:50How? When?
00:45:52She told me last week.
00:45:54We had a...
00:45:56a confrontation.
00:45:58But my mum died about two years ago.
00:46:00The inquiry said that she committed suicide by drowning,
00:46:02but as you can see here...
00:46:06they found drugs in her.
00:46:08I think my stepmother, who was then my dad's secretary,
00:46:10put sleeping pills in her coffee
00:46:12and put her out onto the lock in a sinking boat.
00:46:14She had a motive.
00:46:16She wanted my dad.
00:46:18And the house.
00:46:19And have you spoken to your father about this?
00:46:22He'd do anything to support my stepmother.
00:46:25He's her lapdog.
00:46:49♪♪
00:46:59Nice place you got.
00:47:02Anything you need, they just call room service.
00:47:05♪♪
00:47:17Ah.
00:47:21She's gonna laugh when I tell her she's got a peep in Tom.
00:47:25You're not going to tell her?
00:47:27Well, you think you're in a position to dictate terms here?
00:47:30I think by some strange coincidence I saw you there last night.
00:47:33So what if I was?
00:47:34What would your wife think?
00:47:35What about?
00:47:40I can keep a secret if you can.
00:47:42I don't have a secret to keep.
00:47:47You know, I was thinking about getting a tattoo.
00:47:50Like that nice tiger on your arm?
00:47:56I'll tell Human Resources you quit.
00:47:58What about my pay?
00:48:04Now, fuck off.
00:48:06If I ever see you again, you'll regret it.
00:48:33♪♪
00:48:53Can you count?
00:48:54One, two, three, go.
00:48:56No, one down. One is pretty good, though.
00:48:58Let's build it.
00:48:59Oh, here he is now.
00:49:02Hi.
00:49:03Evening, sir.
00:49:04Helen's been telling me all sorts of secrets.
00:49:06Well, all of them complimentary, I assure you.
00:49:09I'm really sorry to invade you both like this,
00:49:11but I'm afraid there's been an accident with one of the chefs.
00:49:14It's nothing serious, but the rules say
00:49:16we need a signature from senior management within 12 hours.
00:49:32I'm going to go back.
00:49:34It's OK.
00:49:35Thank you.
00:49:36It was a pleasure to meet you both.
00:49:38You too, Helen.
00:49:39Bye, Sian.
00:49:40Say goodbye.
00:49:41Bye.
00:49:42Goodbye.
00:49:54Ah!
00:49:55Happy lassie, Kate, from HR.
00:49:58She wants to see you.
00:50:00See you.
00:50:08Have a seat.
00:50:20We have a vacancy coming up for front of house Potter.
00:50:23If you apply, you stand an excellent chance of winning it.
00:50:28Great.
00:50:29There's a nicer uniform
00:50:31and significantly more agreeable working conditions.
00:50:35Right.
00:50:38Shall I put you forward or not?
00:50:40Yeah, I suppose so.
00:50:42If you'd prefer to stay put, that's fine.
00:50:44I know how much you enjoy it.
00:50:52I never thought I'd hold you close
00:50:55Until you don't see
00:50:56Caught out completely by your joke
00:50:59Funny ha-ha
00:51:00Call me King Bubbles
00:51:02It's like shake, shake, oh
00:51:05You can know how I love you
00:51:08Whatever you do, don't call him sir.
00:51:10What do you call him?
00:51:12Two-faced lying cunt.
00:51:16Hi, Raymond.
00:51:17You look a right creep in that outfit.
00:51:19I miss you, you know.
00:51:20Back off.
00:51:25Oh, you can all have a laugh with me
00:52:25Shut up.
00:52:55I love you.
00:53:25I love you.
00:53:55I love you.
00:54:25What's up with your purse?
00:54:36Nothing.
00:54:44Happy birthday.
00:54:47Thank you.
00:54:48Don't get too carried away.
00:54:49Everybody gets a card from the lovely Kate.
00:54:51Thank you, Andy.
00:54:53Thank you.
00:54:54You know what the best thing about being 18 is?
00:54:56You get an extra £1.25 an hour.
00:54:58Aye.
00:54:59So the drinks are on you tonight.
00:55:00Who are we celebrating?
00:55:01Your first legal drink.
00:55:03Don't really feel like it.
00:55:05I'll come for a couple.
00:55:06Just to make sure you don't have to buy your own drinks.
00:55:08But absolutely no work talk.
00:55:12Thirdly.
00:55:13No, please, not thirdly.
00:55:14The appraisal system should provide all employees
00:55:17With clear linked goals to the hotel's business strategy.
00:55:20The hotel's business strategy.
00:55:22In 20 years no one's discussed
00:55:23The hotel's business strategy with me.
00:55:25Where did you get this?
00:55:27The Hotel Workers Union of Las Vegas.
00:55:31Give us your phone.
00:55:33You thought that concierge job was mine, didn't you?
00:55:37Guess you didn't want me to have it.
00:55:40Eh?
00:55:41Alistair.
00:55:43She can't answer that because she's fucking home.
00:55:45Sorry.
00:55:46That was a bit below the belt.
00:55:49Sorry, I'll let you keep.
00:55:51It's just my situation.
00:55:53Want a drink?
00:55:54Sit down.
00:55:55Out of the question. See you later.
00:56:02Sorry about that.
00:56:04Righty-o, I think it's my round.
00:56:06Well, maybe we've had enough.
00:56:08Oh, please, come on.
00:56:11Cheers.
00:56:13Cheers.
00:56:19I hope you don't mind me asking,
00:56:21Is Alistair your boyfriend?
00:56:23God, no.
00:56:25He's got a wife and a kid.
00:56:27Oh.
00:56:31What about you?
00:56:33Are you married?
00:56:35No.
00:56:38And you?
00:56:40Is there a love in your life?
00:56:43She's dead.
00:56:46Would you like to meet her?
00:56:49I like creepy guys.
00:56:51One, two, three.
00:56:55Woo!
00:57:08You know, if it wasn't for your dress sense,
00:57:10I might have thought you were gay.
00:57:13You're so beautiful,
00:57:15I want to suck the dick of the last man
00:57:17who fucked you.
00:57:19And that worked, really.
00:57:21What does that say about you?
00:57:23That I am a gullible slag.
00:57:26That's harsh.
00:57:27A slag may be, but...
00:57:31Get me another drink.
00:57:33No, thanks.
00:57:36Get me another drink.
00:57:41Perhaps some coffee, maybe?
00:57:43I don't know.
00:57:44No.
00:57:45Let's have one of mine.
00:57:49Well, it's a bit late.
00:57:50I should probably be getting...
00:57:52No, I'd not really...
00:57:54You're coming with me.
00:58:06Fuck.
00:58:08Fuck.
00:58:39They're not that good.
00:58:41They're not that good.
00:59:09I'm gay.
00:59:29Please don't touch me.
00:59:31I'm gay. I'm gay.
00:59:35Explain the erection, then.
00:59:37I was thinking of my career.
00:59:39Bullshit.
00:59:40Look, you're very attractive,
00:59:41but I'm politically very committed to the gay cause.
00:59:44Do you have a boyfriend?
00:59:46No.
00:59:48For some reason, I believe that.
00:59:50The rest, I'm afraid, is suspect.
00:59:53I'm a virgin.
00:59:57Well, that's OK.
00:59:58No, it's not.
01:00:00Come on, first time for everyone.
01:00:02It's not my first time.
01:00:07Perhaps you should go.
01:00:11Look,
01:00:13I want to go to bed with you more than anything.
01:00:15I think the moment might have passed.
01:00:24I'm not sure I want the responsibility.
01:00:28You don't have to...
01:00:30do it.
01:00:32I just want to sleep with you so I can tell people.
01:00:37I love you.
01:01:08Hi.
01:01:10Hi.
01:01:12You want to go for a beer later?
01:01:14Uh, no.
01:01:16What about a film?
01:01:18I don't think either's a good idea.
01:01:20Last night wasn't a good idea.
01:01:25OK.
01:01:26Sure.
01:01:28I'll see you.
01:01:29See you.
01:01:37303.
01:01:38Yes.
01:01:39I've got that. OK, thank you.
01:01:40Thank you.
01:01:42303.
01:01:43That's a bad room.
01:01:44A guy killed his wife up there. 303.
01:01:46Guess who found the body?
01:01:48Goes in.
01:01:49Legs sticking out.
01:01:51Stuffed under the bed.
01:01:52Her husband in it.
01:01:54Jealous bastard.
01:01:55I felt bad, but it was like the night before, right?
01:01:59The night before, I'd gone up to the room.
01:02:01Got called up to the room.
01:02:02She fucking slapped my cock.
01:02:04Knocked on the door, right?
01:02:06And opens it.
01:02:07And tits out.
01:02:08And drunk, right?
01:02:09Fuck me!
01:02:10I'm like, sorry, madam.
01:02:12I'm married.
01:02:13It's like, aye, me too.
01:02:15I'm like, excuse me, madam, I'm very sorry.
01:02:17I can't do that, but you can suck my cock if you want.
01:02:20It's like, and kicks off.
01:02:23Concierge.
01:02:25Yes, madam.
01:02:26Certainly.
01:02:27Right away.
01:02:28Very good.
01:02:30Can you go get the bags at 405, Mr Foe?
01:02:32My shift's about to end.
01:02:33Well, I've asked for you by name, so get up there.
01:02:37By name?
01:02:38By name, Mr Foe.
01:02:44Concierge.
01:02:57Hello?
01:03:03Concierge.
01:03:09There's nobody here.
01:03:11We need to talk about last night.
01:03:14I understand.
01:03:16You were drunk, but now you feel guilty about it.
01:03:19I'm sorry I put you in that position.
01:03:21But thank you for a lovely evening anyway.
01:03:24I enjoyed myself.
01:03:26I enjoyed myself too.
01:03:30I... I just didn't expect to...
01:03:34Nor did I.
01:03:42Shall we stay here for a bit?
01:03:44Unless you have other plans.
01:03:48Don't worry, the room's free.
01:03:50All I need to do is suck the duty manager's cock.
01:03:56I'm joking.
01:04:00What do you call it?
01:04:02What?
01:04:07My...
01:04:09My willy.
01:04:11Yeah.
01:04:13My pussy.
01:04:16My todger.
01:04:19My minch.
01:04:23My schlong.
01:04:26My home.
01:04:29My stick.
01:04:32My gash.
01:04:34My bat.
01:04:37My muffin.
01:04:55Fuck.
01:05:26Fuck.
01:05:39Stay here for a minute.
01:05:41Or we'll be on the front page by lunchtime.
01:05:56Fuck.
01:06:08Fuck.
01:06:25Fuck.
01:06:49Here we are.
01:06:50Who is he?
01:06:51Daniel?
01:06:52Doesn't matter.
01:06:54Alex, don't.
01:06:55Alex, that hurts.
01:06:57Don't!
01:06:58Alex!
01:06:59What's he saying?
01:07:01Tell me who he is!
01:07:02Alex, enough!
01:07:08Is this your man?
01:07:10How did you get in here?
01:07:12The roof.
01:07:14He practically lives up there.
01:07:16He likes to watch.
01:07:18Watch what?
01:07:19What do you think?
01:07:25You.
01:07:27Get out.
01:07:29Get.
01:07:30Out.
01:07:35You sure he's got what it takes?
01:07:37Fuck off.
01:07:46I'm sorry.
01:07:47How long has this been going on?
01:07:49How long has this been going on?
01:07:53Since I first saw you.
01:07:56I thought you looked like someone, so I followed you.
01:07:59I didn't know something was going to happen between us.
01:08:01Who did you think I looked like?
01:08:06My mother.
01:08:08She's dead.
01:08:13Please, just leave me alone.
01:08:17And I mean alone.
01:08:19Now get out.
01:08:21You're fired.
01:08:46Fuck.
01:09:17What do you want?
01:09:21I hear you've got a vacancy for front of house Potter.
01:09:25We'll need references from previous employers.
01:09:29Well, if my previous employer had known the facts,
01:09:32she might have decided that I was going to be fired.
01:09:35I'm not going to be fired.
01:09:37I'm not going to be fired.
01:09:39I'm not going to be fired.
01:09:41I'm not going to be fired.
01:09:43I'm not going to be fired.
01:09:45She might have decided that the good outweighed the bad.
01:09:48Really?
01:09:49I did save her quite heroically from this bloke twice my size.
01:09:53And what was the ungrateful bitch's problem?
01:09:56In saving her, I revealed an unedifying habit which...
01:10:01An unedifying habit?
01:10:08When my mum died, I didn't want to be around anyone.
01:10:11I had this old tree house which my dad built me.
01:10:13He's an architect.
01:10:14And I sort of retreated there and just watched people from a distance.
01:10:19It kind of became a habit.
01:10:22Who did you watch the most?
01:10:24My stepmother.
01:10:26Why?
01:10:28I didn't trust her.
01:10:31Did you watch her with your father?
01:10:35Did it excite you?
01:10:38I know you won't believe me, but I don't really look at people for those reasons.
01:10:43What about me then?
01:10:45Didn't I turn you on when you watched me?
01:10:49Was my performance not to your satisfaction?
01:10:56It didn't always look like you were enjoying yourself.
01:10:59Were you?
01:11:00Come here.
01:11:03I'm a real live human being, Hallam.
01:11:06Sometimes I want sweet.
01:11:08Sometimes I want sour.
01:11:10Sometimes I don't know what I want.
01:11:12My shit stinks.
01:11:13I'm going to die someday.
01:11:15If I look like your mother, it's just a coincidence.
01:11:19Am I telling you anything you don't already know?
01:11:23Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
01:11:26No.
01:11:29Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
01:11:34Probably not.
01:11:37Put your clothes on, leave, and go to work tomorrow morning.
01:11:54Hallam?
01:11:58You don't have to go if you don't want to.
01:12:29And the dress?
01:12:31Mum's.
01:12:34You do look like her.
01:12:37Is that the only reason you're interested in me?
01:12:39No, it's not.
01:12:48But I do miss her.
01:12:54I really miss her a lot.
01:12:59Would you like me to wear it?
01:13:02I'm wearing it.
01:13:26Are you okay?
01:13:32I'm okay.
01:14:03Hello.
01:14:06Hello.
01:14:32It's okay.
01:14:40Ready?
01:14:43Did I tell you I have really bad nerve people?
01:14:50Okay?
01:14:52Are you okay?
01:14:54I don't spell into your mouth, so why do I...
01:14:59On you go.
01:15:01You want to stay off that front page, don't you?
01:15:03Do I?
01:15:11Bye.
01:15:22Hallam, that's your parents here.
01:15:24They're up in the McDonald's lounge.
01:15:26What about your mum? Well, she's a fucking stunner.
01:15:31Bye.
01:15:47Hallam.
01:15:50Thank God we found you.
01:15:52How did you find me?
01:15:54Well, a very nice policeman called.
01:15:56He was worried about you.
01:16:01Well, what are you? Some kind of busboy?
01:16:05A front of house porter, actually.
01:16:07Hello, I'm Kate, a friend of Hallam's.
01:16:14Dad? What's happened to you?
01:16:16It's nothing, just a stupid fall.
01:16:22Well, Kate, it was very nice to meet you.
01:16:25If you would excuse us, we do actually have some family matters to discuss.
01:16:30I owe you an apology.
01:16:32I underestimated how tough this past year has been for you, and I'm sorry.
01:16:39And I know about you and Verity.
01:16:42She told me about the clumsy past you made at her.
01:16:45No, no... It's all right, it's all right.
01:16:48We've all had teenage crushes. I had a thing for my French teacher's wife.
01:16:51Dad, but that's not what happened.
01:16:53Hallam, your father's trying to tell you something.
01:16:55Excuse me, don't change the subject, all right?
01:16:57I'm afraid I do have something to discuss with you.
01:17:00Shall we sit down?
01:17:13Things haven't been going so well lately.
01:17:15My commissions have rather dried up,
01:17:17so we've had to consider other financial options.
01:17:22The bank has okayed an idea to develop the grounds of the house.
01:17:27Our plan is to transform the wasteland around the Loch into eco-housing.
01:17:34Why are you telling me this?
01:17:38Consulting you is a condition of your mother's will.
01:17:42And what about Lucy?
01:17:44Lucy has already given her consent.
01:17:46Do you think Mum would have approved of this?
01:17:48I wouldn't be doing this if I had any alternative. Now, please, hear us out.
01:17:51Dad, she killed my mother. I worked it all out. That's why I went to the police.
01:17:55Don't be ridiculous. You got yourself into a muddle.
01:17:58Now, you cannot blame Verity for everything.
01:18:02Can't you see you're being manipulated, huh?
01:18:05Hallam, please!
01:18:07It's okay.
01:18:10While you've been enjoying yourself with your lookalike,
01:18:13I have been combing your father's books.
01:18:16I have been combing your father's books.
01:18:18And he's in big trouble. He's £800,000 in debt.
01:18:22He's being sued.
01:18:24He's being sued by two clients.
01:18:26He needs your help.
01:18:28You murdered my mother.
01:18:30And you admitted it.
01:18:32I wasn't even there the night that she died.
01:18:34Oh, I see. So you got yourself an alibi now.
01:18:39Whatever happened between us was a mistake.
01:18:45And I'm sorry.
01:18:47I thought that Julius and I could start afresh, but that was never gonna happen,
01:18:51with you and Lucy in the house, treating me like an imposter.
01:18:55And I know that that's no excuse, but please,
01:18:58just try to see things from my perspective.
01:19:00You have treated me like a white trash, gold-digging whore from day one.
01:19:05That's exactly what you are.
01:19:11How is it with your lookalike?
01:19:14Do you feel like your fucking mummy?
01:19:22Does it feel like your fucking mummy?
01:19:24Does it?
01:19:26Does it feel like your fucking mummy?
01:19:45Do you feel like your fucking mummy?
01:19:47Pam?
01:20:11Pam?
01:20:14No!
01:20:16No!
01:20:18No!
01:20:20No!
01:20:26No!
01:20:28No!
01:20:32No!
01:20:34No!
01:20:36No!
01:20:38No!
01:20:40Please!
01:20:42Please!
01:21:04I hate you.
01:21:06I hate you.
01:21:08I hate you.
01:21:10I hate you.
01:21:40I hate you.
01:22:11No.
01:22:23I made a mistake.
01:22:30It's all right. Come here.
01:22:32Come here.
01:22:40Come here.
01:22:51Good God, what have you done?
01:22:54You need to talk to him, please.
01:22:57If you must blame someone, it was me that took a hammer to the boat to stop your mother going out in it, but she just went swimming instead.
01:23:22So what did you do?
01:23:26It had been going on for months, and I was tired.
01:23:30Dad.
01:23:34What did you do?
01:23:37I did nothing.
01:23:43I heard her rummaging in the medicine cabinet, and I heard her go out the back door.
01:23:51Go out the back door.
01:23:54And I did nothing. I gave up.
01:24:02But it was her choice.
01:24:04Final victory in her war against me.
01:24:12What about me?
01:24:14Oh, she loved you.
01:24:16Not enough to stick around.
01:24:18And that's why you've been so angry.
01:24:24I know.
01:24:48I know.
01:25:04Don't worry. Not looking for my job back.
01:25:09How are you?
01:25:11Better. Thank you.
01:25:13I sorted a few things out.
01:25:16I'm glad.
01:25:20Can I come in?
01:25:24Now's not an ideal time.
01:25:31I'm crap at relationships anyway.
01:25:47Tsk.
01:25:51You'll soon find someone to help you iron out those creases of yours.
01:25:59Guess I'll catch you later, then.
01:26:02Yeah.
01:26:04That would be good.
01:26:08Look me up in five years' time.
01:26:12Will you still be beautiful in five years' time?
01:26:17I hope so.
01:26:20You won't.
01:26:47I love you.
01:26:49I love you.
01:26:51I love you.
01:26:53I love you.
01:26:55I love you.
01:26:57I love you.
01:26:59I love you.
01:27:01I love you.
01:27:03I love you.
01:27:05I love you.
01:27:07I love you.
01:27:09I love you.
01:27:11I love you.
01:27:13I love you.
01:27:15I love you.
01:27:46It feels so cold as you go
01:27:52When you leave
01:27:55You're a tunderlion blown on the breeze
01:28:02Wondering where you could be
01:28:08A whisper at the window
01:28:11She whispers and into the air we'll fly
01:28:19So fly
01:28:25A tunderlion fly
01:28:31Yes, it's time
01:28:35It's time for you to fly