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00:00Why are Taufik and Jahash pretending to be gangsters?
00:17Jahash says everyone back home thinks we're drug lords.
00:20That's how we could afford this house and apparently that is the kingpin of some sophisticated
00:24cartel.
00:25Are you kidding me?
00:28Fufu?
00:30I think we should join a club or something.
00:32A club?
00:33I want to get more involved in our new community.
00:36The O'Neills are members of the Yacht Club apparently.
00:39We'll strike that off the list then.
00:42Yacht Club.
00:47Hey Kitty, where you been?
00:49Uni.
00:50Uni, huh?
00:51This is my school right here, the street.
00:54Does that make you a road scholar?
00:57What?
00:58It's just something my dad used to say.
01:00Hey, you got a tat.
01:02What is it?
01:03A tattoo of half a heart.
01:04What?
01:05They ran out of ink?
01:06My ex dared me to get it.
01:07If I did, he'd get the other half.
01:09That's beautiful.
01:10Yeah, it's really not.
01:11I'm going to get it removed.
01:12Well, if you need a guy to do your tattoos, I know a guy.
01:15No, that's okay.
01:16No, you should.
01:17He's connected.
01:18Bro, the only time he's connected is when he's using Macca's free Wi-Fi.
01:21Macca's has free Wi-Fi?
01:22Sick.
01:23But if we're not connected, then how do you explain the mansion we live in genius?
01:26The only reason why we're here is because my dad worked his butt off.
01:29And bought a lottery ticket.
01:30What?
01:31Yeah, what?
01:32Oh, my God.
01:33You guys didn't know?
01:34Elias!
01:35Toofie!
01:36Inside now!
01:37Hurry!
01:38That we've been raided?
01:39Awesome!
01:41Oh, God.
01:44Your mansion is yours.
01:51Dead.
01:52We're dead.
01:53Huh?
01:54Habib!
01:55Yalla, now!
01:56Oh, no!
02:01Tabloid, uh.
02:02Habib!
02:03Habib!
02:04Yalla, now!
02:05Ooh!
02:06Tabloid, uh.
02:07Habib!
02:20Habib!
02:22Habib!
02:23It ain't come
02:26This is unbelievable, I know
02:29First you move into a mansion then we win the lot of what are the chances?
02:32Lottery's how we got the money in the first place to fit
02:35Well, what about all the hard work the investments the savings the money laundering the secret drug war?
02:40Ah, well, you're telling me this place is 100% legit. Meanwhile, I've been telling everybody
02:46How much did we win? Well, sweetheart, that's 22
02:51Million
02:53We're billionaires I did it for your protection. All right, I didn't want you to know so you wouldn't have to lie
02:59Well now it does look like we've been lying. Well, you can't even trust your own family
03:04Disappointed dad so that it's not just that it's I didn't want the money going to your head or your face
03:09We all know you spend on a nose job too bad. There's no such thing as a brain job
03:13Your father didn't want people thinking that he came into easy money much better to let them think that he got all this through hard
03:19Work. No, I've worked hard all my life. How do you think I could afford those lottery tickets?
03:23Oh, I'm proud of you dad. Maybe you could teach me how to play some time
03:26No, I'm just glad that the secrets out because I am tired of living a lie
03:30Yeah, where do the phone start ringing man? That lie was doing so awesome for my street cred. Well, it's in the Herald
03:36It's not like anyone out west is gonna read it
03:38Thank God you took that photo of you. It's awful. It looks worse in Arabic. Oh
03:45When I find out who did this, um
03:49Yeah, you see yeah
04:04Haha, I
04:07Told you not to do it. I mean what if he sues us?
04:11Us you mean you okay. I know that you're hell-bent on getting rid of them
04:16But how is this supposed to achieve it? Hmm? Let's see kids go wild and spend up a storm relatives bleed them dry
04:22Oh, what did you throw in a kidnapping while you're at it? Good idea. Do we know anyone maybe you could do it
04:27Before you know it the wells run dry messy divorce and they're forced to sell it's a longer-term strategy
04:33What if he figures it out? He won't now. I don't want to be here when the falafel hits the fan
04:39So are you coming to the club with me or not? Mmm later. I have things to do. I
04:44I can't hear you. Hello
04:51Relax relax, please
04:57This is what I'm saying, it should be my face on me. Yeah, I know it's not
05:02Lying, no data. I'm not lying to you. I just found out myself. No, no, not bad. It's not all from the lottery
05:09Really? That's terrible. How long she got to live?
05:12You know for someone who speaks English as a second language she sure knows a lot of swear words
05:19My god
05:41Oh
05:47It's a collage collage aren't the official dress code, but the Commodore likes it
05:53Darling, look who I found loitering around the entrance to the club. Hello neighbor
05:58Or should I say a hoist sailor?
06:02Good
06:07Everything's so nautical. Yes, probably not to your taste. Oh, no, I like it
06:14and beautiful water views Oh
06:18First they invade my street. Then you let her into my club. Relax. Really? She's just a guest
06:22She wants to join and I want to get back the years. I wasted raising children, but it's never gonna happen. Is it?
06:32We
06:33Just have to lie low. I think we're not home and I'll leave. Yeah protein bars. We'll be stuck here for weeks
06:39We've got food here gluten-free good for a long siege
06:47Are you serious your dad kept it a secret from your whole family? Yeah, he was worried. We tell everyone
06:51Well, you did just call a radio station. There's a few people listening. So Layla, where would you be calling from right now?
06:57It's gonna be like a private jet or a boat. Maybe a private jet boat. So yes, so yes
07:04We're home hiding from the Rose
07:07Surrounded awesome. It's a freeloader siege, but Layla the question everyone
07:13Put that ad in the paper
07:15I don't know you put the ad in the paper. Oh, you know what that does and he says he's gonna kill him
07:28Gee had it been me I'd be worried
07:33Yeah hashtag I'll ride with Layla
07:42At ease ladies, I see we have a stowaway no formal greeting
07:49Yes, it's not often we have foreign imports smuggled aboard the new friend has entered the fray I take it
07:56I mean
07:58Mariam has a lot of friends back at home that she has to get back and see really I'm
08:04Guessing she just won a lot of new money in the lottery. You see. Oh
08:09Congratulations as this place could do with the wind you wouldn't be interested in joining. Would you I don't really think it's Mariam's cup of tea
08:16Do you have pokies? No, sorry. It's not that kind of place
08:20Maybe you should join the RSL because I hate the pokies. How do I join?
08:25Well, we have to check. You know the difference between a scupper and a bulwark. But first of all, we need a member to nominate you
08:31ladies
08:35Well, aside for my bilge you're nominated
08:38Oh
08:52Tag off right with Layla's number two most trending. Yeah, it's right off the hashtag
08:56We've still got a big fat mouth and I can't go to the gym
08:59Donkey is out of the bag. There'll be media everywhere. Really? I gotta get out there
09:04We're gonna have to eventually let him in right?
09:06Yeah, and you should sit there with his two daughters looking for husbands. I'll forget what I said. What is the big deal?
09:10It's not like there's money here in the house
09:19The rest of it's in the bank, it's just for rainy day great cuz now it's raining labs
09:23Well, we're gonna get out of here before they sniff it out that they're not gonna know what wogs are like with cash
09:28They're like cash vampires. They were just don't invite him in then. They are real vampires. You know what?
09:32Maybe they just want to come and say congratulations. It's a gateway. Congratulations leads a heart of stuff exactly like can I reconcrete your backyard?
09:41Congratulations. Can you buy me a print run of hashtag? I'll ride with Layla t-shirts. I'm serious
09:45We have to get this money to the bank now half of Lebanon. He's out there. I'll do it someone responsible
09:51Elias, I'm responsible maybe for crimes against fashion
09:54Oh
09:58And son take care of the money
10:25a
10:27Tattoo of our part. Yes. Oh, no, they didn't run out of ink. Thanks
10:32It's not a bag full of cash. See you're stereotyping. Sorry. What's in the bag?
10:37Cash, I need to get to the bank before several thousands of friends and family catch me cool
10:43So I'd be a getaway driver
10:44Well, technically you'd be my get their driver because we're going to the bank same driver though, isn't it?
10:48You don't like change drivers during the robbery. Can we just go jump in?
10:55I
11:00Serious I want serious security
11:03I don't know. Can you do attack dogs?
11:06Yes
11:07How about bulletproof glass?
11:10good, I
11:12Don't know. You're the expert. Okay, can you do those guys with it with it as sunglasses and in black suits?
11:18You're always talking to this
11:24I know, you know something Jack me. No, no, I don't know anything. That's what I'm known for
11:29You just ask Olivia about being rich. I mean
11:34Mustafa told me I should talk to you about some tips on staying rich now that everybody knows that I've won the lottery
11:41Yes
11:43You want to know how to handle the leeches?
11:46The gold diggers a blood-sucking Paris my friends and relatives. Yes
11:50This is where my manager who is also my dad holds high-powered business meetings. Hello. Mr. O'Neill. Come on
11:59Yes, I yeah, I used to have relatives too till I married Olivia
12:04Would they die or something? Oh, no. No. Well in a manner of speaking that dead to Olivia
12:09Not rich enough. She's like a roller coaster ride you earn below that you can't go on the ride
12:15You know, everyone wants a trip to Bali or mink swimming trunks when you're loaded
12:19But I tell you what, I will if it's advice you want I will give you this for free
12:25Good
12:26Be much cheaper than suing you
12:33Olivia Mariam here has some jib spanking ideas for the social life of the club. Oh, the schedules already full
12:39We have the barnacle Queen pageant the make a patchwork sail for lupus project the Andre Rieu impersonator competition
12:47What did you have in mind Marion, oh
12:50well
12:52When do you do the sailing as an actual sailing on yachts?
12:58yes, well we
13:01The blue Peter in a pig iron you're right. We haven't been out in months. Well, some of us get seasick
13:07We've had so many land-based events. We've neglected what we're supposed to do here pleasure boating
13:12I wouldn't mind a bit of salt in my face
13:15What a great idea I bet next weekend impossible
13:18It's my save the street dogs of Bali charity gala kill the dogs. We're going back to our roots
13:24Bravo, Mariam
13:30Hey, why are we stopping this isn't the bank? Oh, yeah. No, I've just got to see a man about half a tap
13:37bag
13:38Won't be long
13:41My
13:44Husband is too proud a man for for you know this he won't come and ask you for favors
13:48But I asked here on bended knee not literally for this one kindness
13:52So what is he want a?
13:55diamond necklace
13:56from Tiffany's
14:00We just want to congratulate you my parents to they're still in Lebanon
14:05Who knows how long they have left this is my son Fufu
14:08I thought his name was Greg all Fufu needs now is a nice private school education if only we could visit them
14:16preferably business class
14:18You have such a big house
14:21Compared to some we have small houses. We wish they had big houses, but their houses are small unlike your house
14:28so big
14:30I'm pretty sure both my brothers are adopted. So um this is where I'll be hosting my hashtag celebrity pool parties
14:39But not with these polos
14:43So I was thinking maybe we could start with a shot where I'm laying down by the beautiful fountain
15:01Are you doing I'm proving today that he chose the wrong son to take the money
15:19Problem officer
15:21I
15:25Can't believe you guys won the lottery. That's amazing. It's almost too good to be true
15:29I mean, it's true no offense, but can I be frisked by the lady cop instead you like me studio three-way frisks
15:34You need to zip it. I will arrest you for that tracksuit. So where is this Madison O'Neill now?
15:38I told you she's just gone to the I'm here
15:41You're gonna harass me too, or am I not Middle Eastern Madison. No you have done nothing wrong. This is racial profiling
15:49Excuse me Aaron Brockovich
15:52Officer Dali what you got so do you have a system because my mum picks the same numbers every week like our birthdays
16:01Just sooner or later. They're gonna come up right. Yeah, it doesn't make a difference the probability is the same
16:06Don't listen to him. It's one in 44 million, and there's six million people in the world
16:11They're good odds. Yeah, just heard back from gaming your story checks out lottery winners
16:19Thank you, bro, can we go there you can you can't we have an outstanding warrant for your arrest miss O'Neill
16:26What unpaid?
16:28Parking fines that ring in any bells. Oh, what a badass. I
16:37Can't wait for you to ride my beloved Margaret, excuse me my yacht
16:43It's named after my wife. Oh, no, you see she'll never join
16:46You said he's practically made of the bloody mascot you get used to it
16:50Just like I got used to Graham's small penis. I mean they're barely out of the stone age
16:53You know I caught her husband fishing off our boat ramp gifted anglers of the Mediterraneans
16:58They can catch fish in that sewer they can catch them anywhere
17:01Well, aren't you just the hit everyone's so nice no wonder you love it here. Thank you for nominating me
17:08Do you know what I think would really clinch it a taste of some of your delicious home cooking some seafood perhaps?
17:14Fool caught a fish just this morning. I was saving it, but I can rush home and get it if you like no no
17:20I've got a better idea
17:22You mean catch it myself
17:24Proof of seafaring skills is all part of the initiation process unless you're not really that serious about becoming a member
17:31Oh, I am I am I just didn't
17:39The Commodore's got words
17:44My dad said he paid those fines like before I went overseas
17:46Well, maybe daddy doesn't love you as much as you thought please officer
17:49We support blue light discos mom calls crime stoppers like all the time. We're outstanding citizens
17:54Mm-hmm sounds a lot like racial profiling to me, and I know how much I hate that
18:00Officer darling here's another idea for an investment all right uber cops
18:05We're already driving around we may as well be giving lifts and making some cash. That's not bad
18:10Do you get to put on the lights and sirens?
18:13That'll be extra yeah, I don't think the police commission would go with that
18:19All right
18:21Let's go
18:23Officer I have a lot of money over there. Yeah, braving is not gonna. Help me right now. No look if you just let her go
18:28She can pay now
18:30Look, I'm sorry about what I said before it. I was out of line mm-hmm must be hard when your mouth's not connected to your brain
18:38If I let you go you'll go straight to the courthouse and pay of course like right away like we'll go yeah, totally
18:49Thank you officer and may I say what a sterling you start sucking up, and I'll be forced to change my mind point taken
18:57Let's go camp. Yes, sir, ma'am
19:01Hey, you're gonna pay for the coffee. Well you won the lottery
19:05Um so can I borrow four grand to like pay the fine sure
19:13Where's the money right it's gone. What do you mean?
19:21I'll give you look you were right fishing off the pier was easy. I've got this big slow-moving one no problem
19:29Not off the left side of the pier yeah, just like you said this is gonna be a feast where's the kitchen oh no
19:37Mariam I said don't fish off the left side of the pier no you didn't
19:42Did you the left side of the pier is a protected sanctuary?
19:46It's where our beloved mascot lives
19:48What mascot?
19:50Bogey the groper you slaughtered him
19:58I
20:12Have been listening to all of your requests for these you know these little gifts that you want
20:18But I was thinking maybe I could give you guys something a little bit bigger
20:23And in fact something much bigger a gift that just keeps on giving
20:29a gift so big that it has everything a gift that has water views and
20:36great food and
20:38wide open spaces
20:40to be able to throw the most beautiful weddings and
20:46Basically a gift that's so big that it will last all of your families for the rest of your lives
20:58I
21:03Suppose memberships out of the question now the position of club mascots just become available. I should have been clearer
21:11It's all just a terrible mistake
21:14Out of interest how would you have done the fish?
21:17I haven't had lunch, then you better grab a plate is that bogey. Thank God. I'm starving
21:24Truth is I've never liked this fish until now
21:27The way everyone treated him you'd think he was Commodore
21:30Thanks to Mariam my rivals met with a delicious head which means wait a minute welcome aboard Mariam. You're our newest member
21:38Commodore I think you've got mercury poisoning no no I've just spoken to Mariam's husband good man
21:43He's purchasing 20 family life memberships and paying for them in cash 20 families. Who are they oh?
21:50This is against the rules stuff the rules we could now renovate the pier disturbing bogey won't be a problem anymore
21:55If it's just money you want, but it's not they're all Lebanese Australian families
21:59Which adds to the rich tapestry of the club and no it has nothing to do with our pending anti-discrimination lawsuit?
22:06Well, that's all very well in theory Commodore, but fufu can't nominate anyone. He's not a member
22:12Well, he didn't your husband did
22:17You know it really does suck that you lost all that money, but that's gonna kill me
22:22No, I was gonna ask you for a loan to get this removed
22:25You're stuck with it now aren't you I guess I think I'll ever find someone willing enough to get the other half
22:31You never know
22:35I'm gonna go get chopped up by my dad like a fine to bully
22:39Mmm. I've gotta go convince mine to pay off the law. It's nice knowing you see you at your funeral. Oh you'll be there
22:56Uh
23:00Dad there's no easy way of saying this so I'm just gonna say it mm-hmm
23:04You know the money that you asked me to take to the bank. Yeah, you mean this money. Oh
23:10Thank God
23:12Mustafa was watching you the whole time while you were with the cops
23:16Why you didn't trust me? No, it's your idiot brother that I don't trust
23:20That's why I had Mustafa follow him which led him to you and then to a strip club
23:25I mean Lebanese bakery oh
23:29Let me take it to you to the bank for you. Oh, it's not going to the bank
23:32Have you seen my news crew oh my god? I don't believe it. They've dumped me for a bigger story some stupid fish got killed
23:40Excuse me hello
23:47I'm looking for a Commodore well not the car, but although I do quite like the SS model captain on deck
23:55Let's see
23:59What a fine booty you have
24:06Why did you do this I wanted us to John not everyone in the old neighborhood well, I had to do something
24:11I thought you'd be happy
24:16You nominated them well I had no choice he was going to sue us told you shouldn't have taken out that ad
24:26Oh my god
24:30Boat people
24:55You