Britain's Got Talent 2024 Episode 3 - ALL AUDITIONS!
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00:00Oh
00:22I'm scared
00:30I
00:35Love Batman he's impressive in real life Eddie. What's your name? Where you from?
00:43What's your name
00:48Not sure we're gonna get much out. I don't think so Amanda
00:51Well, we're not sure what you're going to do, but we wish you the best of luck go for it
01:00I
01:17Something has changed within me
01:21Something is not the same
01:24I'm through with the lane by the rules
01:29Of someone else's game
01:33Late for second-guessing
01:37Too late to go back to sleep
01:41It's time to trust my instincts
01:45Close my eyes
01:47and
01:50It's time to
01:53try
01:55Gravity I think I'll try
01:59if I
02:01Gravity and you can pull me
02:16Oh
02:29No, no
02:52In all of us
02:54No wizard that there is of us is ever gonna break me down
03:11break me down
03:24break me down
03:55You don't have to be aware of what you are
04:12Hey, hey, hey
04:17And if you want to know
04:24The baritone was just brilliant
04:27I love this show for this reason
04:29It is an incredible adventure
04:31And you took us there
04:33So when you feel like hope is gone
04:37Look inside you and be strong
04:42Let's vote
04:43Bruno
04:44Yes
04:46I'm saying yes
04:48I'm saying yes
04:49There will be tomorrow
04:53In time you'll find the way
04:58I'm saying yes
05:00Hey, hey, hey
05:02And if you hold on too long
05:05Maybe you'll be strong to carry on
05:09Yes, Papa! That was incredible!
05:14And Lord, you have so much love
05:18He's so out of this world
05:23Okay
05:25Yes
05:30You look incredible. Where are you from?
05:32We are B-Boxers
05:33Are you from Japan?
05:34Yeah, Japan
05:35And what made you decide to audition on Britain's Got Talent?
05:38Winning this competition is our biggest dream
05:41Oh, well, listen
05:42You look so ready
05:44So go for it!
05:45Yes
05:49I love B-Boxing
05:52I love B-Boxing
06:06Yes!
06:13Well you got it, pal
06:14You're going to Boston!
06:18I love it when they're on the stage
06:19One more time
06:20One more time, who you gonna call?
06:23Ghostbusters, go!
06:32Let's dance.
06:36Who you gonna call?
06:38Ghostbusters!
06:50Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy, till we see the sun, tonight let's get some, and live
07:03while we're young.
07:05Oh my god, respect.
07:07This was incredible.
07:11You really are a brilliant performer.
07:14Wow, I can't believe you're so happy.
07:17I think they look like beatboxing Beatles.
07:19Yes!
07:20Don't they?
07:21Oh my god.
07:22I think this was an incredible audition.
07:24This act will fly, so I thought it was brilliant.
07:27Well done.
07:29It's yes from me.
07:30I'm saying yes.
07:32Yes from me.
07:34I'm saying about four and a half thousand yeses.
07:39Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy, till we see the sun, tonight let's get some, and live
07:46while we're young.
07:49Well done, amazing.
07:51Oh my god, that was incredible.
07:53Tremendous man.
07:54Oh, I love how happy they are.
07:57Wow, that was the best moment in our life.
08:16Wow.
08:46Wow.
09:16Thank you.
09:17Thank you so much.
09:47Thank you.
09:48Thank you.
10:17Thank you.
10:21We love them.
10:22Wow.
10:33The whole place is on their feet.
10:34All four judges on their feet as well.
10:46Oh
10:55Amazing that was fantastic that was my favorite act of the day actually
11:02Really really really good Wow
11:16Oh my god
11:46Oh
12:02Energy from the audience. It was just fantastic. I'm so happy
12:17I mean, I don't think we've ever had a dance act on this show that makes their own music as well. So you are incredible
12:27I'm actually gonna question whether they are human
12:32Welcome to our planet
12:34Yeah, you know what this is the kind of act you want in a competition
12:39It was really really so good and I could see how much time had gone into that
12:44Everyone in this theater was rooting for you
12:47Oh
13:07Yeah golden buzzer that's a great trip back so so good you came for the golden buzzer and you got it
13:17Can't wait to see you again in the live
13:19Fighter
13:32I'm putting it all on the back
13:44As a kid I was a good escape
13:47I
13:52Take you backstage and we'll take you to our sound team
13:58Mom got any clues any idea? No, nothing yet. None of them do what you do for us. I'm just singing today
14:04I know you're here on your own or with the family. Oh, well funny enough
14:07I got my mom my nan my dad and my brother and they don't know it
14:11Yeah, and where do they think you are right now? I'm a toilet
14:15Ready
14:19It's gonna miss the next one
14:22Yeah, enjoy
14:36It's supposed to be having a wee
14:39I
14:42What's your name? My name is Harrison nice to meet you. Where are you from? I'm from Gravesend, Kent
14:49I'm 22. You brought anyone along with you today funny enough. This is a surprise for my family over there on the left
14:58They had no idea this was happening what
15:01They did to say were you just with them in the audience? Yeah, I'll just sit in there. I'll just chill in there
15:06You went to the toilet
15:09Still in there
15:12Do you have a day job the full-time security guard and a youth worker, so I'm working two jobs at the moment
15:23You're here the stage is yours we wish you the best of luck. Thank go for it. Thank you
15:38I
15:44Picked up your shirts this morning. I
15:51Don't know why I don't know
15:59Mr. Reynolds said to say hello
16:04And
16:07I started to cry I started to cry
16:16Every place we've ever walked and
16:25Everywhere we touched I
16:29Miss you you never
16:33Leave my mind
16:37So much of you is left behind
16:57Took my days
17:02With you
17:08To my nights with you
17:21I
17:25Keep thinking they all be calling everyone says that it's all in my
17:33Head
17:35I'm not ready. They're just giving I know that I must live in this pain
17:42with these feelings of regret I
17:45Can't comprehend this
17:49Pretend that I don't care
18:02You
18:09Took my life
18:15With you
18:21Took my world
18:28With you
18:32You
19:02Oh
19:20It's a beautiful song I know the song very well, it's a favorite of mine
19:23I know Simon loves the song as well
19:25Also, what's what was beautiful about it is how well you acted it and you did it from your heart very genuinely
19:32I
19:40Love your voice. There is a quality to it, especially in the lower register, which is so rich
19:46So deep it is very rare to get that quality
19:53You're very very likeable and you know as Amanda said you did kind of perform the song
19:59well, however, you need a lot of practice, you know, if this is your dream to be on the West End and
20:08No, I get it you're nervous
20:13I thought that went fantastic. So I'm gonna kick this off with a yes, you know, he's a yes for me. Definitely
20:20I'm kind of on the fence. I'm gonna be honest with you because
20:30I've got a good voice
20:50I'm gonna say yes
20:56I'm gonna say yes
20:59I
21:07Actually don't mind it's not pitch perfect, but they're selling it. Yeah. No, I'm sorry. I'm shaking
21:22Well, you say perfectly my perfectly could not say
21:30I
21:31Don't you save me from myself tonight?
21:35Very nice to meet you. What's your name? My name is Leon. Hey Leon. Howdy. I'm 13 13
21:42Okay
21:43So tell me what the big big big dream is Leo. Well, one of them is to win it
21:51Then hopefully I can get good a buzzer. Yeah
21:54Yeah
21:59Well, it'll be on the stage is yours good luck
22:12Zombie
22:24Oh
22:54Oh
23:24I
23:34Noticed you in the act
23:39It's very nice of you to put my little face on your t-shirt, what's your my inspiration?
23:49You're proud of it
23:52Bruna yes or no? Yes. Yes. Yeah, Alicia
23:57Everyone's saying yes
24:21Oh
24:51No way
25:21Oh
25:51No
26:10It's been so long
26:21Oh
26:51Oh
27:22All right
27:40Beautiful beautiful
27:51Take it down take it down
28:05This is a ballet
28:12Three sustained
28:16There you go
28:21Oh
28:28Strike a pose
28:40Security
28:51Oh
29:21Oh
29:36Wow, which dogs of yours was it squiggly squiggly diddly and Daisy did you know they were so talented? Oh
29:46You did it so well, but I never really seen anything like it
29:52That was such a funny audition, right we've got a vote
30:00Alicia I'm saying yes
30:04You squiggly diddly and Daisy are through to the next round
30:09Oh
30:19Don't blow away that was brilliant. Well done. Thank you all. How funny was that? Oh, that was a really good you get
30:30That's too many guitarists limber up do you
30:32Oh
30:38There is no guitar
31:02As a devil
31:32I knew she wouldn't like it
32:02Oh
32:32That was divine madness, I don't know how to describe that I think your pants nearly fell off
32:43Yeah, we definitely got to know you
32:49Let me tell you something it was so stupid it was brilliant
32:55It just really made me laugh
32:59Even a surprise
33:02He was in it. I love the way you're so surprised, right?
33:06I love Simon, but I wasn't sure he was gonna love me five over the moon. I'm ecstatic. Oh my god. I'm ecstatic
33:14Do you think spend this is something King Charles and Queen Camilla would love yes
33:20But be careful that your pants are not because they nearly came up in front of me
33:25Right, we're gonna vote Bruno
33:32Me I'm gonna say no
33:38Simon
33:45Obviously, yes
34:02Oh
34:15Everybody do we need cheering up?
34:21Stood here for 75 days in a row. What's your name? Where you from? My name is Darren Watson. I'm a plumber from Stockport
34:28What brings you to Britain's Got Talent
34:30Yeah, so, uh, I was here last year I made it all the way to Antandac but well to be honest I bottled it last
34:36Year, I'll be totally on it
34:38But I'm back
34:41Bit nervous. Oh, that's okay. You feel like you can win the show. Well, hopefully hopefully fingers crossed
34:48Okay. Well, we wish you the best of luck this time
34:50I
34:58Hope it is the catch-up. No, don't do the catch-up. Please do the catch-up
35:03Right, right, I
35:05Call playing for bald people the other day. It was called receding Airlines. Yes. Yeah. Yes do that
35:11She said would you like lunch? I said, oh, what's me choices? She said yes or no
35:16What what?
35:19To be honest, I'm not having much luck with dating the only dates I get these days a PC updates
35:28Tough crowd
35:30But the boss said to me the other day. He said Darren he said our office has now gone green
35:35We're now a paperless office. So that's all well and good. But what happens if I need the toilet?
35:42To be honest, I was in front of another judge last week
35:44Yeah, I was in court charge was stealing a bag but I was only in court two minutes it was a briefcase
35:53I was offered a job as a green grocer, but I was offered to be paid in produce
35:57I had to turn it down the celery was unacceptable
36:04Well, I'm actually single by choice, unfortunately for me it's a women's choice
36:09And in the travel agents I was the last resort
36:15To
36:17Be honest, I think I'm single because I'm overweight. I have got a medical condition where we eat him asleep
36:22It's called in some nom nom. Yeah
36:26I'm actually single because I'm ugly. No, no, no, don't argue. I'm single because I'm ugly
36:35And a date lined up actually once I said I'm fitting on top she cancelled I thought hair loss
36:40I
36:43Went for a meal with my mate as an electrician earlier and I said you having a starter he went straight to the mains I
36:54Just lost my job at the cat Sanctuary the reduce me hours
36:59But that's my set everybody thank you, thank you
37:29Oh
37:46Sorry, sorry, I don't know it's like you bought a million Christmas crackers
37:52Opened up every joke and then read them to us as fast as possible
37:59That's what made it so funny
38:06The best acts are people who aren't
38:10Professionals but kind of dream of doing something else. Yes. Yes
38:14Do you tell these jokes when you go to people's houses? I do actually what a great plumber you are
38:20Thanks
38:23I love you. I don't know how funny those jokes were
38:29But well done for actually making it on stage today you smashed it
38:35Appreciate your kind words. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
38:37I really really admire you respect you because she did bottle it last year. Yeah
38:42Yeah, really difficult to do what you just did. I'm really happy that you came back because I think you're really funny
38:52Okay
38:56Thank you, thank you
38:59Well, thank you. Thank you. It's a yes for me
39:03One two, three four. Yes
39:07Oh
39:26Appreciate that was worth it. What a nice man. Oh my god. He's so happy
39:37I
39:47Love
39:49Drum does he loves drums?
39:51That was a spectacular
39:53Entry. Yes, my name's honey. Honey. Yes, tiny and who's that you're holding
40:02What about don't
40:07Think Jerome
40:09Yeah, tiny tiny don't know
40:13Very nice to meet you. Where are you from? Tanny?
40:19So, why do you think you're going to win
40:23Thank you
40:25Why do you why do you think we're gonna win? Thank you
40:29Thank you
40:34Thank you, thank you, why do you think you're gonna win
40:44Don't know okay. I'm not gonna ask any more questions. Good luck
40:58I
41:05Got a future music it's gonna be good
41:13But it is
41:28I
41:37Get t-shirts Oh Dara
41:56Come on
41:58Come on
42:08Third time lucky. Come on
42:17Where this is this taking hours
42:21I'm sorry what I'm about to present. It's quite an underrated skill. Is this something we've ever seen on this show before?
42:28No Wow
42:30Oh
43:01When you said no one else has done this before I think there's a reason
43:16You've got an hour to change your life
43:23My name is little Frank, is it okay if I sing you a song?
43:30Oh
43:32And is new oh my god, so I face the final curtain
43:45What's happening here, so I'm going to say no
43:49I've lost all focus as a judge, right?
44:01I
44:12Really wanted it to work. I'm sorry
44:14Oh
44:27She only act in history we've let carry on after four buzzes
44:33Do this for you to stop let's do this. Come on. Come on. He needs to get one
44:44Oh
45:03We call that
45:07This has been the longest audition in the history of Britain
45:10I
45:12Wish I wouldn't know. Yes go. It's the end today. It's time. It's ticking. Thank you
45:30Where's the act I've no idea nobody coming is there
45:40Oh
45:59Doesn't hit me universe guides me. It's a miracle. It's unbelievable
46:10Struggling a bit baby on the back
46:40You