Wendy Liebman takes on great hair, fighting her Spanks, mother problems, The Mile High Club, and a host of other hilario | dG1fM2U2OFhqdlhUUk0
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00:00So, my husband and I, we've been married 20 years.
00:04I can't even believe it, yeah, 20 years.
00:07I, we're codependent.
00:11We're so, like, we play solitaire together.
00:13We, um, all my selfies are of him.
00:17Uh, yeah, we've been married 20, for our anniversary,
00:23he wanted one of these big screen TVs,
00:27but I just pushed his chair closer to the set.
00:32We already have.
00:35Um, I can't believe, yeah, I, he is the funniest person I know.
00:40He sexted me recently.
00:43He sent me a picture of him emptying the dishwasher.
00:50I met him online, I know, at the supermarket,
00:54and he, he was checking me out.
01:00And then, um...
01:06Are you my fan club right there?
01:08No?
01:09You are?
01:10I have one, I have one.
01:15Thank you.
01:17What's your name?
01:18Oh, you're the Michael they were talking about backstage.
01:22I didn't hear what they said about you, so will you repeat it?
01:27What did Eddie say?
01:29Did he say something about your beautiful sneakers?
01:32Uh, no.
01:35He's wearing, Michael's wearing beautiful red Nikes.
01:41Are they, Pumas.
01:46Are they, Pumas.
01:51Anyway, um...
01:57Nice to meet you, Michael.
01:59Don't pull me, okay.
02:02Are you from Jersey?
02:04I have relatives who grew up in Maplewood.
02:14We're cutting all this, right?
02:16We're gonna cut all this.
02:19Not that I don't love you, just that I didn't have a funny thing back.
02:23What do you do for a living?
02:26I do marketing for a university.
02:28You do marketing for a university.
02:30I went to college.
02:33I, in Boston.
02:35I was, I was studying to be a psychologist.
02:39I want to be a therapist, but instead I went to therapy.
02:46I went to IOU.
02:48I don't know if, um...
02:51Okay, you can keep that one in.
02:56Where was I?
02:57Oh, I met my husband.
02:58Yes, at the supermarket.
03:00Thank you.
03:03When he proposed to me, he was so romantic.
03:06Okay.
03:08He turned off the TV.
03:13Well, he muted it.
03:14He muted it...
03:17during halftime, but the point is...
03:22it was my first engagement ring.
03:25My last boyfriend had given me a piece of coal,
03:29and he told me that he would marry me
03:31when it turned into a diamond
03:33from all the pressure I was putting on him.
03:40I had a lot of boyfriends before.
03:42I hated dating so much.
03:45Now I love it, but...
03:51I dated a doctor once.
03:53Ear, nose, and throat and ankles.
03:55I thought, um...
03:59He was one of those doctors without boundaries.
04:03He, um...
04:06was a close talker and a mouth breather
04:09and a sound sleeper.
04:10The sound was snoring.
04:13But I broke up with him.
04:14I just ate an apple a day, and that, um...
04:22kept him away.
04:24Okay, then I dated this guy
04:26who wanted to have a long-distance relationship.
04:31Well, he told me to go to hell, so...
04:40So I moved to L.A., and, um...