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00:00Assalamu Alaykum.
00:13Waalaykum salam.
00:14Yes, let's go.
00:18I want to hang the frame, but I can't seem to figure it out.
00:20Just hold the frame and sit down, you're already empty.
00:23Our arrangements are fine.
00:24Hey, what are you doing?
00:25Hurry up and move your hands!
00:26Okay, listen. This is the third wedding in which we are doing everything.
00:29If everything goes well, we will become rich.
00:31You work carefully.
00:32Yes.
00:33Sir, greetings.
00:34Greetings.
00:35How did you like the arrangement, sir?
00:36This can't be a stupid arrangement.
00:38What happened, sir?
00:39What happened, I am asking you.
00:40I didn't give you this contract because you do good arrangements.
00:43I gave it because I am the father of Tillu.
00:45Where is DJ Tillu?
00:46I understood, sir. Give me two minutes.
00:48The music program hasn't started yet.
00:50Our guests are getting bored. What about them?
00:52What about the music?
00:53Where is Tillu?
00:57Tillu.
01:07Daddy.
01:08I will become the DJ. I have taught Tillu.
01:10Sister, I also know how to dance.
01:12Yes, you also dance.
01:13But DJ first.
01:14Daddy, where is Tillu?
01:18What's the matter, brother Tillu?
01:20The car is not bad. The cover is new.
01:22Hi, Tillu.
01:23He is about to come. You go and sit with the groom.
01:25Call him.
01:29Sujata, won't you introduce me to your friend?
01:31Hi, Tillu.
01:32Why not?
01:33Lalita and Pramila are having a night out today.
01:36I am marrying this idiot because you said so.
01:38Otherwise, she wouldn't have talked to me.
01:40Daddy, if Tillu doesn't come, I won't go to the wedding.
01:42Where is Tillu? When will he come?
01:44Namaste. Namaste. Namaste.
01:46What happened, Farooq?
01:47He is not letting us go inside.
01:49Farooq, it's a ladies' night.
01:50How will you go to the stage?
01:52We call girls to take care of rich boys' pockets.
01:55Let them go.
01:56Write it on my name.
01:57Enjoy. Use protection.
01:59If he doesn't come in 10 minutes, I won't give a single penny in payment.
02:02What are you staring at me for?
02:05Find out where he is.
02:06Thank you.
02:07What's up?
02:14DJ Tillu
02:17Starboy DJ Tillu
02:20I don't know where he is, but I know how to call him.
02:27Where did you get this dress from?
02:28Don't you wear a dupatta with this dress?
02:30This is a bodycon dress, Tillu.
02:32I see. I see.
02:33You must have forgotten the shop's dupatta.
02:35These boys are staring at me.
02:39Just a minute. I got a call.
02:41Tillu, do you want to ruin me?
02:43I am handling everything here, but at least you do the DJ's work properly.
02:47Listen, where are you? Come soon.
02:49When the last person in the world is about to die,
02:53everyone will remember the DJ, daddy.
03:05Tillu, the DJ plays the entire district.
03:15Whether it's a party or a banuki in India,
03:19the moment Tillu comes, the whole world is excited.
03:25DJ Tillu is my name, my style is unique.
03:28The wedding I go to, I just rock there.
03:32DJ Tillu plays, DJ Tillu plays, Tillu.
03:35Increase the bass, make some noise.
03:39DJ Tillu plays, DJ Tillu plays, Tillu.
03:42No one can stop him, he breaks the record.
03:46DJ Tillu plays, DJ Tillu plays, Tillu.
03:49DJ Tillu plays, my name is also Tillu.
04:02DJ Tillu plays, DJ Tillu plays, Tillu.
04:14Who is this cartoon who is spitting in front of the guests?
04:17He is our brother Zubair.
04:18So what if he is brother Zubair?
04:19If he is so good, why doesn't he water the plants?
04:22What if he spits on the guests while saying welcome?
04:25The groom and the bride have stopped.
04:26When will the affair happen?
04:28Whether it's an auspicious time or not, whatever Tillu says.
04:32Brother, we have to get this customer decorated.
04:35But there is no CD.
04:36You climb on me, I will become the CD.
04:38Go.
04:39Whether Punjabi or British,
04:41No matter how much anyone dances here.
04:45The groom and the bride have stopped.
04:48They took out all the money counting from them.
04:52DJ Tillu is my name, my style is unique.
04:55The wedding I go to, I just rock there.
04:59DJ Tillu plays, DJ Tillu plays, Tillu.
05:02Increase the bass a little, make the noise a little.
05:06DJ Tillu plays, DJ Tillu plays, Tillu.
05:09No one can stop ahead and break the record.
05:13DJ Tillu plays, DJ Tillu plays, Tillu.
05:16DJ Tillu plays, the crowd is enough, Tillu.
05:23Hello.
05:24Hello, are you DJ Tillu speaking?
05:26Yes, speaking.
05:27Okay, DJ Tillu.
05:28Actually, we saw your song on YouTube.
05:31Nice.
05:32It was good.
05:33Okay, okay.
05:34Selfies for the fans and autographs for Friday evening.
05:37I go to Gungroo Bar at 5 o'clock.
05:39Autograph 200 and selfie 350.
05:41Sure, it will be done.
05:43There is going to be an event on the 27th of this month.
05:46I want you to perform there.
05:47No, no, no, no, no.
05:48October 27th is my birthday week.
05:50In that, I can't come at all.
05:52I stay busy.
05:53Think about it, I will give you 25 lakhs.
05:55Okay.
05:56Yes, say yes, say yes.
05:58Okay, DJ Tillu.
06:00Send me a cheque in the name of events.
06:02I will come to your place on the 27th.
06:03Come on, hang up.
06:04I don't know why all these freeloaders are after me.
06:08If that cheque comes, give it to me.
06:26Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
06:56he, hey, hey.
07:01Come on.
07:26I get a kick out of it.
07:29What does a monkey know about the taste of ginger?
07:31How are you, Tillu?
07:33How are you, uncle?
07:35You've put on some weight.
07:36Of course, I have.
07:37My mom makes me eat samosas, chaat and parathas every day.
07:43I lose weight in the gym, so I gain weight at home.
07:45Use coconut oil, mom.
07:48Coconut oil is anti-fungal and anti-bacterial.
07:51That's enough.
07:53Look at this girl's photo, Tillu.
07:55You haven't stopped looking for a match, aunty.
07:58Who is she?
07:59She's tall, 5.7 inches tall, fair skinned.
08:02Another fair girl.
08:05The girl is pretty.
08:08But I don't know who will get ruined.
08:09This girl is for you.
08:11Not at all. I don't want a girl.
08:14Here comes the match.
08:15When will you get married?
08:16I won't get married.
08:18I don't understand why you care about my marriage.
08:22Aunty, don't ruin my life for your commission.
08:25Let me live in peace.
08:27You gather at home every evening like a mafia.
08:30If you don't like my choice, then marry the girl of your choice.
08:33Yes, aunty. That's what I was going for.
08:36There was a girl named Radhika in the world
08:38whom I loved like crazy.
08:40Is that so?
08:41Tillu, let's have bamboo chicken.
08:42I'm craving for it.
08:44She ate chicken and left me with bamboo.
08:46Not all girls are like that.
08:47Find a girl like your mother and marry her.
08:50Dad, you have no idea about the girls in the market.
08:53So, you keep quiet.
08:55You won't find a girl like your mother.
08:56Only girls who betray you.
08:58What do I do with this boy?
09:00Take this photo and leave.
09:02Mom, I need hot water. I'm going to a party.
09:05Ravina Tendon
09:19These shoes are hurting my feet.
09:22Why is the rope tied?
09:24This is for fashion. It's useless.
09:31She looks like Ravina Tendon from London.
09:34Please, take a seat.
09:36I can appreciate your beauty for some time.
09:42So, mermaid, would you like to drown in my love?
09:47Where are you from? USA, UK or Russia?
09:49Which country are you from?
09:50Czechoslovakia.
09:53Do you brush your teeth?
09:55I think she'll fall for me as soon as she laughs.
09:58Oh, no.
10:02She spat on the original shoes that she got for the first time.
10:05Hey, mermaid, where are you going?
10:28These girls are so beautiful.
10:31Now, I'll see what I can do.
10:34What is this?
10:36Oh, no.
10:37You spitted on my shoes.
10:39I'm sorry, sir.
10:41Sorry? What's the use of saying sorry?
10:42Sir, I'll get you new shoes.
10:46What's the use of getting new shoes?
10:47Don't you value anything?
10:48The emotions that are associated with that thing are important.
10:52Now, you'll have to wash my shoes. Okay?
10:56Sure, sir.
10:57You take one shoe and I'll take the other one.
10:59There should be gender equality. Okay?
11:01You go to the washroom. I'll be right back.
11:03Go straight and take a left.
11:06Did you do this to get your shoes washed?
11:08Are you mad? I just sped up the situation.
11:12I've already spitted on so many shoes, but he didn't learn anything.
11:15He didn't learn anything.
11:22Looking at her eyes and face, it seems like she's been crying.
11:27I think she's heartbroken.
11:32Do you have a boyfriend?
11:33What do you care?
11:35If you have one, I'll go.
11:37What if you don't?
11:38Then, I'll go with you.
11:39Really? Where will you go?
11:41Wherever you want.
11:46Aren't you ashamed?
11:47Why would I be?
11:49We just met and you've started flirting with me.
11:53How will you know if I don't flirt with you?
11:56What's the point of flirting?
12:03I won't fall for you so easily.
12:04I wouldn't even look at you if you fell for me so easily.
12:08She's laughing so hard.
12:10I hope people don't laugh at me tomorrow.
12:16Oh, shh.
12:18I'm sorry.
12:21You're a walking disaster.
12:24Let it go. I'll change my shirt.
12:28Yes, Marcus.
12:28Yes, brother.
12:29My gym t-shirt is in the car.
12:30It's been in the car since I bought it.
12:32Get it. I have to start working out.
12:38Who organized today's party?
12:40Really?
12:40I did. I'm a wedding planner.
12:42I understand.
12:43But, I don't want to get married.
12:44Cheers.
12:45Actually, I'm very sorry.
12:47I mixed whiskey, vodka and I don't know what else.
12:50I'm sorry for...
12:51No need to apologize.
12:52Whiskey, vodka, gin, beer.
12:54Drink whatever you want.
12:55It's all alcohol.
12:56That's not the problem.
12:58The problem is in our brains.
12:59That's why we mess up.
13:01People who take shots back-to-back are very bad.
13:04But, why?
13:04Because we should respect alcohol first.
13:07Drinking all of a sudden is a very bad thing.
13:09Am I right?
13:11Always remember one thing.
13:13Take just one shot in an hour.
13:16You should focus on what's happening in the party.
13:18That's it.
13:19What if I drink two shots?
13:20The people at the party will start looking at us.
13:22What if I drink three shots?
13:24Then everything will be out of focus.
13:26I'm getting out of focus by looking at you.
13:34I'm just like that.
13:40You're a good talker.
13:42If I wasn't, you wouldn't be standing here.
13:43You have a lot of options.
13:45Any guy will come to the party with you.
13:47But, what about me?
13:48I'll get only curd and rice.
13:51What? Curd and rice?
13:54That means you can eat anything in any hotel.
13:57Hey, dude.
14:01Good sex is like good food.
14:04What do you mean by good sex?
14:06Sex is always good.
14:10Ask the one you've never met.
14:36One, two, three, four.
14:39How many more hearts are there on your body?
14:46Everyone has a weakness.
14:49Where is your weakness?
14:59Your lips.
15:01My eyes.
15:05What about you?
15:06My heart is very weak.
15:09Oh!
15:15I thought I'll get a tight slap.
15:31The fragrance is very nice.
15:32Which perfume is this?
15:33This is the fragrance of the perfume.
15:35First, you should know my fragrance.
15:38You talk so deeply and I talk so cheaply.
15:52Do you know what's the best thing about kissing?
15:55Kiss?
15:59When my lips will touch yours before kissing.
16:05Do you want to see?
16:08Yes.
16:12I felt as if it's a painting.
16:14Are you taking me on a ride?
16:33Bal Gangadhar Tilak aka DJ Tillu.
16:38Lily.
16:39Lily, get me a beautiful flower.
16:41Oh, my Lily.
16:43Oh, my Lily.
16:45Don't destroy me like this.
16:49Oh, my Lily.
16:52Oh, my Lily.
16:54Why is your heart broken again and again?
16:58Isn't the first time enough?
17:02I don't know why I'm so impatient.
17:06Wait a minute. This is nothing.
17:10Why are you staring at me again and again?
17:14What kind of magic is this?
17:18I can't control my heart.
17:23What kind of magic is this?
17:27I can't control my heart.
17:36What kind of magic is this?
17:41I can't control my heart.
17:46What kind of magic is this?
17:51I can't control my heart.
17:56What kind of magic is this?
18:01What kind of magic is this?
18:06I can't control my heart.
18:11What kind of magic is this?
18:16I can't control my heart.
18:21What kind of magic is this?
18:26Don't leave me again and again.
18:29Don't turn away from me.
18:34Why did you get lost before you came to your senses?
18:38Why are you filled with sorrow in my empty heart?
18:41Lily, a beautiful flower.
18:44I don't know where to turn.
18:46Like a bird, it destroys my dreams.
18:50My world is lost.
18:52It's like my destiny is sleeping.
18:55I shouldn't have gone out of the hotel room that night.
18:59I should have at least taken her number.
19:01It's nothing.
19:03Why did you get lost before you came to your senses?
19:08Tell me. Did you find her?
19:09You are getting impatient.
19:11There is a profile of 3700 Lily of Telangana on Instagram.
19:15Is it a joke?
19:15Yes.
19:16I have seen 200 profiles. My eyes are hurting.
19:18Then check. Only 3500 are left.
19:20Why has she made you so crazy?
19:22It will take me 45 days to finish this job.
19:25Then why do you always say that I am ready to do anything for you?
19:30What will you do if you meet this girl?
19:32I am not in my senses right now.
19:34Since she left my life, I have lost my sleep and my appetite.
19:38You just ate a kilo of chicken. What are you saying?
19:43Brother, I want to tell you something.
19:45When you fall in love, why does everyone get so stressed?
19:49You don't have to say this nonsense to me.
19:53I am not in my senses right now.
19:55Where did she go? She didn't even leave her number.
19:59Oh, my God. You have been troubling me for a month.
20:04Why are you talking to me so rudely, Marcus?
20:08Can't you talk to me with a little love?
20:11We are childhood friends.
20:12But still you don't understand my condition.
20:15Oh, my God. You are emotionally blackmailing me.
20:18Don't do all this.
20:19In the name of friendship, all of you are a disgrace.
20:23What was her name?
20:24Pitambari.
20:26Pitambari.
20:28She didn't even say bye to me and left.
20:30Do you want to meet her? Get lost.
20:33Look at her fake tears.
20:35Is she really dead?
20:37She is really dead. That's why we got this gift.
20:39I am not talking about her.
20:40Our Lily. We have been looking for her for the past month.
20:44At least stay quiet here. Don't forget that you are in the grave.
20:48You will find her. You don't have to cry.
20:49I am not sad because I can't find her.
20:53The way you talk to me, it seems like I am a fool.
20:56Are you making fun of me?
20:58Brother, the freezer of the dead body is not working.
21:00Will the dead body know what is hot and cold?
21:02Get out of here.
21:03Hey, fill the room with freshener.
21:06Actually, he is suffering from swollen veins in his lower rectum.
21:12It's grade 3.
21:13Look, I will slap you if you talk in English.
21:16I am sorry, sir. He is a buffoon.
21:18Piles.
21:20Piles.
21:21Piles.
21:22Piles.
21:24Piles.
21:25Piles.
21:26Piles.
21:27Piles.
21:28Piles.
21:29Piles.
21:30Piles.
21:31Piles.
21:32Piles.
21:33Piles.
21:35Did you hear that?
21:36It's good, isn't it?
21:39Go and eat more bakery items.
21:42Osmania biscuits, cool cake, Dilkhush, Dilpasand.
21:45And after eating everything, feed them more.
21:48Pakodi, Chakodi, Bhujiya, Namkeen.
21:52All this happened because of eating your peanut oil.
21:55Daddy, I don't understand whether you have flour in your stomach
21:58or flour in your stomach.
21:59You are always talking about flour. Why is that?
22:02Okay, now you tell me. What do you want to do?
22:03We will put a tube with a camera in his rectum.
22:07It is called colonoscopy.
22:08It sounds so strange.
22:11It is called colonoscopy.
22:13It is called colonoscopy.
22:15Daddy, did you hear the process?
22:18What will we do with it?
22:19We won't do much. We will take a pipe.
22:21There will be a camera on one side.
22:22We will put it in your stomach.
22:24After that, we will show the video of the flour in your stomach
22:27on the TV in 4K.
22:29And we will make a DVD of it.
22:31And every Sunday, we will watch it over tea and breakfast.
22:35Where will we put the pipe?
22:36What is your problem?
22:39Down.
22:39We will put the camera there.
22:44We will put this medicine in hot water.
22:47What is the purpose?
22:48I am feeling very uncomfortable sitting.
22:50Then stand up while going.
23:01I am feeling very uncomfortable sitting.
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23:08Then stand up while going.
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23:24I am feeling very uncomfortable sitting.
23:26Then stand up while going.
23:27I am feeling very uncomfortable sitting.