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00:00Grizzly Deeds, Volume 1. Dead Man's Teeth, written by Tommy and Margot Ellis.
00:10Craven Street, a cannibal hanged! shouted the paperboy. Read all about it!
00:18Henry Harrison sidestepped the urchin, swerved around a costumonger's barrow full of apples,
00:24and entered the calm of the toothpuller's shop.
00:28Oh, hello, he said to the slight man in the blood-stained smock.
00:33I need some dentures.
00:35Ah, well, the man stroked his wispy goatee.
00:40You've come to the right place.
00:43Yes, you have.
00:45He led Henry to a glass-fronted cabinet full of false teeth.
00:50I can offer the budget range.
00:52Made of oak, they are.
00:53Yes, they are.
00:56Wooden teeth?
00:58Some of the regulars down at the dockside tavern had them.
01:02They seemed to work all right,
01:04but Henry always thought they looked like a mouthful of mini-cabinets.
01:08No.
01:10What's the next range up?
01:12Well, sir, these are made from whalebone.
01:15Very strong, they are.
01:16Yes, they are.
01:18They almost look like real teeth.
01:22Almost.
01:23That was the operative word.
01:25Not quite would have been a more accurate description.
01:29He imagined himself accidentally smiling and grimaced involuntarily.
01:34Each tooth should have had an epitaph engraved on it.
01:38No, no, I think I'll have...
01:42He scanned the cabinet's contents until he spotted the perfect set.
01:49Those at the bottom, those on the right,
01:52whoever had made them had done a splendid job.
01:56Perfectly lined up, they looked as though they'd come from a real person.
02:00Actually, when he thought about it properly,
02:03he was sure they came from the same person.
02:06A uniform yellow from a lifetime of pipe tobacco,
02:10they looked absolutely stunning.