• 5 months ago
After Santa Claus – Code Name: RED ONE – is kidnapped, the North Pole's Head of Security must team up with the world’s most infamous bounty hunter in a globe-trotting, action-packed mission to save Christmas.
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00:00497, 498, 499, 500.
00:10Let's go, Abby.
00:11Got it.
00:13Looking strong, Nick.
00:14Gone, brush your shoulders off.
00:16Red one is on the move.
00:19Evening, ladies.
00:20What are you so excited about?
00:22Of course, your boyfriend's here.
00:24OK.
00:25OK.
00:27Who's with Red?
00:28Reach!
00:30Someone took Nick.
00:33We're going to find him.
00:34I'm bringing in Jack O'Malley.
00:37He's probably the best tracker in the world.
00:41The guy's a legend.
00:45What am I doing here?
00:46Last night, Red One, also known as St. Nicholas of Myra,
00:50was abducted from the North Pole complex.
00:53Are you saying Santa Claus has been kidnapped?
00:57Garcia?
01:00What the hell?
01:01You can't trust this guy.
01:02He's on the list.
01:03You don't mean that list, NL-4.
01:06Are you telling me this clown is a level four naughty lister?
01:10A level four naughty lister?
01:12Oh, is that funny to you?
01:13Hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:14You're going to help us find Nick.
01:18Come on, let's go.
01:22Grab a car.
01:23For what?
01:27You don't have a Wonder Woman action figure, do you?
01:29It's not how it works.
01:30Come on.
01:33There is much in here that is not of the natural world.
01:36Who's that?
01:37Krampus.
01:38What are they doing?
01:39They're playing crappish slop.
01:44I think if you don't need me here,
01:46I might just go back to the car.
01:51We need to prepare for the possibility of no Christmas.
01:56There's worse ways to go out than trying to save Santa Claus.
02:06We got snowmen!
02:07We got snowmen!
02:20That was so disturbing.
02:33Hmm, interesting.
02:35My turn!
02:36Oh my God.
02:40Is my face still there?
02:41Yeah, yeah, you look...
02:43good.

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