The Fastest Red Engine On Sodor Redub
Transcript
00:00I'm going to play a little bit of this song, and then I'm going to play a little bit more of this song.
00:30The Fastest Red Engine on Sodor
00:50Oh!
00:55James is a really splendid red engine who loves to go fast.
01:02Sometimes, a little too fast.
01:10Oh! James!
01:12I'm out of the light, how about you?
01:13Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
01:17Hello, Knopford. Here's James.
01:23Oh!
01:25Hi, Emily.
01:26Hello, James.
01:28Oh, mind your speech, James, and stop showing off.
01:34He's right, James. Stopping sharply like that is bad for your brakes.
01:40I can't help being fast, Emily.
01:43Don't forget about the time your wooden brake blocks caught fire.
01:46I...
01:47Aaaaaah!
01:51Yes, I remember all that.
01:53But I got rid of my wooden brake blocks, and I was painted red.
01:58So, good things came out of it.
02:00And I don't have brake problems anymore.
02:03You might have problems again if you carry on like this.
02:07I have to brake sharply sometimes, Emily.
02:10I'm the fastest red engine on Sodor.
02:14Ha ha ha ha ha!
02:15Fastest red engine on Sodor, are you?
02:18What about Rosie?
02:20Huh?
02:21Rosie's not fast, and she's not red either.
02:24She's more of a mimey linock.
02:27She's red now. I just saw her today.
02:31Rosie is red?
02:33Like, Red Red, James Red, Me Red, Splendid Red.
02:37Are you teasing me?
02:38Woo hoo!
02:39Thomas? Thomas? Thomas?
02:44Arrgh. Trunks.
02:47Why do I have to pull trunks?
02:50I'm too splendid to pull trunks.
02:53Too splendid.
02:55That's what you think.
02:57You get bull coaches all the time.
03:00No, you troublesome trunks are lucky to be pulled by me.
03:07James wasn't having a very good day.
03:10and then he saw oh dear what an awful noise
03:20hello James you really are red yes I've been repainted what do you think I'll
03:28tell you what I think I think you're trying to be like me no I'm not that's
03:34so good now squeaky wheels why don't call do that no reason just ignore them
03:42where are you off to then I'm taking my trucks to Krovan skate I'm going to
03:48Krovan skate too on a race just to see which one of us is the fastest red
03:53engine okay that sounds fun one two three go
04:34Oh
04:46Oh James
04:54sorry Henry oh there's clearly something wrong with your brakes James you barely
05:01managed to stop I don't think you should be racing yeah maybe we should
05:05drive good idea no you're just worried I don't want to improve I'm the fastest
05:12red engine on solo I don't care about that you need to go to steam work and
05:17find out why your breasts aren't working properly I'll deliver your trust while
05:21you have your breasts checked fine but when James stopped at the next signal
05:29his brakes didn't make the horrid noise they had before huh
05:33didn't make a noise that time
05:50it wasn't my brakes after all it was the troublesome trucks pushing me along they
05:56always do James was so convinced that there was nothing wrong with his brakes
06:01he didn't even bother having them checked huh
06:06by
06:11Kevin yes boss are you leaking brake fluid of course not boss
06:19regularly then what is that what is what it is me
06:29James did have a problem he was leaking brake fluid and without enough fluid his
06:39brace couldn't work well at all but he hadn't heard that horrible noise since
06:44he gave Rosie his troublesome trucks and soon James forgot all about being
06:50careful
06:57and then there was trouble
07:01oh no
07:03oh no
07:05I can't stop
07:07huh
07:09whoa
07:11ah
07:13whoa
07:15huh
07:17whoa
07:19oh
07:21James
07:23whoa
07:25whoa
07:27whoa
07:29oh sorry
07:31oh
07:33James
07:35whoa
07:37James
07:39James
07:41James
07:43James
07:45James
07:47No!!!
08:01James!
08:03James!
08:07Hello!
08:08Are you okay, James?
08:10I think so!
08:12How's my paint looking?
08:14I'm really in trouble now!
08:16You can say that again James. I told you many times about showing off and rushing about, and now, you've ruined the shit.
08:27But sir, James has had problems with his wrists all day. He was trying to be careful, he even went to the steelworks to have them fixed.
08:35You did go to the steelworks, did you James?
08:40I did go, but I thought the problem had stopped so I didn't wait to get fixed.
08:48Oh, honestly James, it would have been better to fix your brakes when you have a small problem, before it turned into a much bigger one.
08:57I'm sorry sir. Sorry Rosie. I should have known another red engine would have given good advice.
09:05At least you proved one thing today, James. For a while there. You really were the fastest red engine on Sodor.
09:35He's a really splendid engine, everybody knows. But he does go on and on and on, always telling us so.
09:45He is a splendid fellow, but he really is quite vague. Who do we need? You got it! James!
10:05Take a look who's coming down the track, make way for James, hooray for James!
10:11Shiny, shiny paint with a jet black stack, make way for James, hooray for James!
10:17What is for certain now, you really should note. It's indisputable, but let's take a vote.
10:22Diesel is a splendid engine with a bright red coat.
10:25Indio, he goes back all day. How fast he goes, how good he looks, he's such a pose.
10:38But what about the time he got covered in mud? Oh, what a dope on a dirt!
10:43But up and down the line, you hear the others say, despite his vanity, he really is okay.
10:49Dependable, reliable, I seldom late. We all think James is great!
10:55Speeding down the line like a lightning flash, make way for James, hooray for James!
11:03Hang on to your hat as he pushes past, make way for James, hooray for James!
11:08He really knows how to stage a show. You got to stand back and watch him go.
11:14He's a really splendid engine with a bright red coat.
11:25Look who's swanning it down the track, make way for James, hooray for James!
11:36He never looks up, he never looks back, make way for James, hooray for James!
11:42Attacked, defeated and really quite vain, he knows we love him just the same.
11:47Take a look who's coming down the track, make way for James, hooray for James!
11:52Shiny, shiny paint with jet black stack, make way for James, hooray for James!
11:58He's the really splendid engine! Shiny, shiny engine!
12:03He's the really splendid engine! That's how James!
12:11That's James!