hot ones (becky lynch and seth rollins ver) being on crack for 13 minutes straight #funny
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00:00Read the most recent entry in your notes app.
00:22Okay.
00:24Let's see what we got here.
00:27I write poetry on a notes app.
00:33Can we hear a poem?
00:36I'm kind of embarrassed by that.
00:39I don't know, man.
00:40I don't know.
00:42I might mess with the wing on this one.
00:45I might mess with the wing on this one.
00:47I'm already upset about this.
00:51You can handle it.
00:56Oh, no.
00:57You can handle it.
00:58Oh, no.
00:59You're Seth freakin' Rollins.
01:00You can do it.
01:01You got this.
01:02Yeah, crushed it.
01:03Look at you go.
01:04All right.
01:05Wasn't bad?
01:06TBD.
01:07It's not great.
01:08It's getting worse as, uh...
01:09As it goes on?
01:10As it goes on.
01:11But...
01:12But it's okay.
01:13A few moments later.
01:14Yeah!
01:15I want to eat one.
01:16All right.
01:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:31Right away it touches you, yeah.
01:32Yeah, yeah.
01:33She's not going to be good for this.
01:34This is not going to be good.
01:35Are you going to eat the whole wing or are you afraid of the whole wing?
01:42I'm known for my over-the-top wardrobe.
01:45You don't say.
01:46What is the worst outfit I've worn to the ring?
02:00I want to invade his wardrobe.
02:02Yeah, both go on Becky. I mean, I can't see why.
02:04The suits are just fantastic, aren't they?
02:06Yeah.
02:08Maybe, maybe I was
02:10most jealous
02:12of your Wrestlemania attire
02:14last year. Wrestlemania 39.
02:16When you came out, yeah, you came out in the puff.
02:18In the giant dress.
02:20And I was so moved by it.
02:22So maybe for the reasons of
02:24jealousy, I found that the worst one.
02:30I am so
02:32jealous.
02:34That's the worst.
02:36You are set to appear
02:38as one of the villains in the upcoming
02:40Marvel movie, Captain America Brave
02:42New World. Give us one spoiler
02:44from the film.
02:46Come on, man!
02:48You pieces of crap, you know I can't.
02:50Marvel!
02:52You know I have signed an NDA.
02:54Marvel be coming!
02:56Unless it's time for round two.
02:58I'm going to tarnish my wages if I say anything.
03:02That's going to be spicy.
03:04Oh, I don't want to do another one.
03:06Okay.
03:08God dang it.
03:10You got this.
03:12Is this one going to be
03:14spicier than the last one?
03:16It's only because I've already eaten the one.
03:18You know, I think you can just take a bite.
03:20Yeah, that's lazy. I'm not lazy.
03:22You are not lazy.
03:24That's on me.
03:26I'm the C word.
03:32You have studied
03:34the art of clown.
03:36I have studied the art of clown.
03:38Columbia College in Chicago. Demonstrate
03:40one skill you learned
03:42during your time as a clown.
03:44Okay.
03:46Clown me.
03:48Do I have a...
03:50Is this my nose?
03:52You know,
03:54the thing was
03:56is that in the art of clown,
03:58I didn't really learn
04:00any skills.
04:02What we did mostly was develop
04:04our clown and the personality of our clown
04:06and really the exercise
04:08was to just sit here
04:10with my nose on
04:12and not do anything.
04:22That was easy.
04:24Okay, anyway, I'll try juggle. I'm not good at this
04:26but I didn't learn this at clown college.
04:28My dad taught me and
04:30didn't teach me very well, so.
04:32Your dad knew how to juggle?
04:34Oh, Kevin.
04:36Alright, maybe no more juggling here.
04:40I think the water's making it fucking worse.
04:42This is a wild
04:44card.
04:48Oh, flip.
04:52Thumb wrestle
04:54your opponent.
04:56Whoever loses must eat
04:58a death wing.
05:02You wanna see something, guys?
05:04Look at that thumb.
05:06Look at his thumbs, though.
05:08What's wrong?
05:10A thumb.
05:12Do we have to declare it?
05:141, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war.
05:165, 6, 7, 8, who do we appreciate?
05:18Becky!
05:22Stay in there.
05:24You can't dislodge.
05:26You're dislodging your whole body.
05:28You can't dislodge.
05:30No!
05:32You're dislodging your whole body.
05:34Is that a round?
05:36No.
05:38Dig in.
05:40Wing it up, dog.
05:46Right away it touches you.
05:48Ah, yeah, yeah.
05:50She's not gonna be good for this.
05:52This is not gonna be good.
05:54Are you gonna eat the whole wing?
06:00I feel like Darth Vader over here.
06:02Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
06:04Oh, it gets so much worse.
06:06It gets bad, yeah, yeah.
06:08It gets so much worse.
06:10You want me to just start moving?
06:12Yeah, go on, go on.
06:14Ring, ding, ding.
06:16Wow!
06:18Incredible!
06:20Okay, I'm gonna write my answer down.
06:22You have to guess my response, okay?
06:24Guess wrong, and you have to
06:26eat another death wing.
06:30Growing up, who
06:32was my celebrity crush?
06:38Do not upset Becky Lynch!
06:40You don't touch the man's man!
06:42Now this is interesting, right?
06:44There was many, there was a few.
06:46I know of a few.
06:48Different stages of life.
06:50Yeah, I know.
06:52Teen, young teen.
06:54Sure, sure, thereabouts.
06:56Carmen Electra.
06:58That's a great guess.
07:00Not the right one.
07:02Not what I have written down.
07:04I did have a crush on Carmen Electra.
07:06Yeah, I know.
07:08But before that, I had a crush on Andy Anderson.
07:10Oh my god, that was the other answer in my head.
07:14But...
07:16Yeah.
07:18Let it out. There we go.
07:20Nice. There you go.
07:22Alright, there you go. You good?
07:24Okay.
07:26She ate a little bit of it.
07:28A few inches later.
07:30She ate a little bit of it.
07:32It's a little bit.
07:34Is it worse?
07:36Oh, you're gonna cry?
07:38You're gonna cry?
07:40See, the first one got the bottom part of my mouth.
07:42And this time it's getting the top of my mouth.
07:44I'm not gonna cry.
07:48Boyzone was a popular Irish boy band
07:50during my childhood.
07:52Who was my favorite member?
07:58He don't even know who's in the damn group.
08:00This is great.
08:06What's the guy's name?
08:08I know there's one guy, right?
08:10Robbie something?
08:12Rob? Robert?
08:18Take that, you fool!
08:20Excuse me.
08:22Mixed up my boy bands.
08:24Give me a name. I'm gonna eat the wing.
08:26I failed.
08:28Why don't you have a guess?
08:30I did. Rob.
08:32Robbie.
08:34Stephen Gately.
08:36Who is Stephen Gately?
08:38That's on me.
08:40I'm the c-word.
08:46How's that one for you?
08:48Again, always starts off okay.
08:50It does not.
08:52It does not.
08:56Down the wrong pipe.
08:58No, that's gonna be bad.
09:00Put a little extra
09:02on the last wing.
09:04You and your opponent can add an extra dab
09:06to your final wing now.
09:08We get a choice.
09:10Is there a mild?
09:12You dab me. Dab away.
09:14Look at that.
09:16That was very nice.
09:22That's a proper dab, you know what I mean?
09:24Seth.
09:26You've had issues with
09:28CM Punk for many years.
09:30Yeah.
09:32Billy Phil.
09:34Stay away.
09:36You cancer.
09:48Say three nice
09:50things about the former WWE
09:52champion.
09:54Gosh.
10:00Uh.
10:02God.
10:04You know what? Here's the thing about Punk.
10:08I'm sure there are some
10:10nice things to say about him.
10:12But
10:14this is a game of choice.
10:16I would rather suffer
10:18through this hot wing
10:20than say anything publicly
10:22nice about him.
10:24Wow.
10:26That's hatred right there.
10:28I hate you.
10:32This one's for you, Punk.
10:38Who's the winner here?
10:40You know?
10:42This is what I'm wondering.
10:44Here's one thing I'll say nice about him.
10:46He's a man of conviction.
10:48And so am I.
10:52Last question.
10:54What is your biggest pet peeve
10:56when it comes to living
10:58with me?
11:00Dammit. You're just so
11:02easy to live with,
11:04honey bunch.
11:06My biggest pet peeve
11:10is your
11:12unreadable face.
11:14My biggest pet peeve is your face.
11:16You never know. Is he mad?
11:18Is he happy?
11:20Is he sad? Is he depressed?
11:22****
11:24I can't hold it anymore.
11:26Like he's just got the most
11:28unreadable face.
11:30He's just stern and tall and dark
11:32and handsome.
11:42You know? You just don't know what's going on
11:44in the interior sometimes.
11:46So then I spend most of the time going,
11:48You mad at me?
11:50And then I'm like, No, stop it.
11:52You mad at me? No. I'm gonna be mad at you.
11:54And then that's what he says. If you don't quit it.
11:56Then I'm like, Oh, now you're mad at me?
11:58****
12:00Well,
12:02wife, you've done it.
12:04You've defeated me.
12:06Without further ado,
12:08here is your beautiful trophy.
12:10Congratulations.
12:12I think this is really the first trophy
12:14I've ever won as somebody who
12:16never excelled
12:18at anything in my life.
12:20It is really, truly an honor
12:22to have won in a
12:24some sort of chicken wing
12:26eating contest.
12:28I wish this could have gone in my book.
12:30The Man, Not Your Average
12:32Average Girl. Just make sure you get yourself
12:34a copy.
12:36I would like to thank my
12:38husband, Seth freaking Rawlins
12:40for losing.
12:42My time has come.
12:44They ask you how you are and you just have to say
12:46you're fine when you're not really fine.
12:48You just can't get into it because they
12:50****
12:52And my beautiful daughter.
12:54Thank you.
12:56****