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00:00How much money do you have?
00:02Unmarried? I am married, brother.
00:06That means you have ear money.
00:08Money? Tell me the amount. Rs.1300.
00:10Rs.1300?
00:12So less?
00:14I will give you Rs.200 more.
00:16It feels good to hear Rs.1500, right?
00:18Hey, brother!
00:20One minute, brother.
00:30Where is my purse?
00:38It must be in the other pocket.
00:44In the third pocket.
00:52There is no pocket here.
00:56Brother, I think my purse has been stolen.
01:00Hahaha!
01:04Look, brother.
01:06I have started my business today.
01:08And you are my first passenger.
01:10Don't make such a big joke.
01:12Look, my heart will fail.
01:14My blood will boil. You will go inside.
01:16What is the use?
01:18You are a strange man.
01:20You are worried about your rent.
01:22I have stolen Rs.500 from my pocket.
01:24And you don't have sympathy.
01:26I think I will have to show sympathy to him.
01:28I think I will have to show sympathy to him.
01:30Brothers, come here.
01:34He has lost his purse.
01:36Please show sympathy to him.
01:38There is no rent to give him.
01:40Please show sympathy to him.
01:42How much did you pay for the rent?
01:44Rs.1500.
01:46Rs.1000 for the rent.
01:48Rs.200 for the tip.
01:50What tip? There is no rent to pay.
01:52You had told me.
01:54And listen.
01:56You had told me that there is no rent to pay.
01:58Now you are telling me that there is no tip.
02:00Hit him.
02:02Where are you going?
02:04Suraj.
02:06Stop. How much did you pay?
02:08Suraj, will you pay for him?
02:10I have been watching the drama for a long time.
02:12This can happen to anyone.
02:14Doesn't he look like a family member?
02:16You are right, big brother.
02:18I belong to a very high class family.
02:20Unfortunately, I lost my wallet.
02:22Otherwise, I would have given you the money.
02:24How much did you pay?
02:26Rs.1500.
02:28Why Rs.1500? Give me Rs.200.
02:30Okay, give me Rs.1300.
02:32Rs.1500.
02:34Take this.
02:36I will teach you a lesson.
02:38Take this money.
02:40Hey, big brother.
02:42Brother.
02:44Where are you going?
02:46Give me your address.
02:48I want to return your money.
02:50How is this possible?
02:52Please give me your card.
02:54I will return your money. I promise.
02:56Take this.
02:58Thank you. Thank you for everything.
03:04Suraj Singh.
03:06Partner.
03:08Garden Park Royal Hotel.
03:10Here is your salary for today.
03:14Here is your salary for today.
03:16You don't have to come tomorrow.
03:18Why?
03:20Why?
03:24You wretched man.
03:26What are you doing here?
03:28What are you doing here?
03:30You cast an evil eye on my taxi.
03:32I am running this canteen.
03:34I am running this canteen.
03:36Really?
03:38You have come here to trouble me.
03:40You have come here to trouble me.
03:42Why did you come in my life again?
03:44Why did you come in my life again?
03:46What did I do?
03:48You came in my life.
03:50I came in your life?
03:54Are we related by birth?
03:56Are we brothers?
03:58You snatched my words.
04:00You snatched my words.
04:02I was thinking the same.
04:04Brother.
04:06Brother.
04:08We are brothers.
04:10We should help each other.
04:12Who will help whom?
04:14You help me first.
04:16Okay.
04:18Which girl have you come to trouble?
04:24How did you know that I have come here to trouble a girl?
04:26By looking at your face.
04:28Tell me.
04:30I look tired.
04:32There are only two polytechnic colleges in this city.
04:34I have visited one or two.
04:36Then she must be somewhere here.
04:38Yes. Exactly.
04:40She must be somewhere here.
04:42Meet her, find her and trouble her.
04:44My Kachori, Sandwich and Samosa.
04:46Don't act smart.
04:48Listen.
04:54What luck.
04:56You told him.
04:58Thank God.
05:00He is calling you.
05:02Hi Sapna.
05:04Didn't you recognize me?
05:06No.
05:08Everything is fine in Bhatinda.
05:10But I didn't recognize you.
05:12How can you recognize me?
05:14We have never met.
05:16I have seen you in a fashion show.
05:18Who is he?
05:20I have been looking for you.
05:22When I left home,
05:24I had 2 lakhs in my pocket.
05:26Now I have nothing.
05:28Have you come to ask money from him?
05:30Don't be silly.
05:32I came to tell him that I can do anything for him.
05:34Can you do anything for him?
05:36Of course.
05:38I can even die for him.
05:40Don't say anything.
05:42You can do anything for me.
05:44Of course.
05:46Are you looking at that man?
05:48Good morning sir.
05:50How are you students?
05:52Bring his cap.
05:54Why? Are you thinking?
05:56No.
05:58I was thinking.
06:00He is so small.
06:02I have to bring his cap.
06:04I hope you didn't bring his pants.
06:06No.
06:08I won't leave him.
06:10Now our college will also participate in the dance competition.
06:12Okay? Happy?
06:16Prepare seriously.
06:18Don't be nervous.
06:20Hello uncle.
06:22Your cap is very nice. Will you give it to me?
06:24What?
06:26Hello aunty.
06:28Catch him.
06:30Leave me.
06:32Where is the police?
06:34I got a call from the police station.
06:36They have arrested a boy.
06:38What do I have to do with him?
06:40Sir, he says that you are his elder brother.
06:42And he also has your card.
06:46From where am I giving this card to this lover?
06:52Pack this.
06:54Aunty.
06:56You used to say that Suraj doesn't come along in the household chores.
06:58But look at him.
07:00He even likes jewellery.
07:02Yes.
07:04Suraj has changed a lot.
07:06And only he knows why he has come.
07:08Show me that.
07:10How much is this?
07:12Sapna.
07:14You also like something for yourself.
07:16Yes Sapna.
07:18No father.
07:20I don't like jewellery.
07:22You will have to wear it tomorrow.
07:24If you don't like it, someone else will like it.
07:26You are too much aunty.
07:32Wow.
07:40It's a beautiful sari.
07:42For whom are you buying it?
07:44For you.
07:46Huh?
07:48Wear it and show me.
07:52Wear it yourself.
08:02Wow.
08:04How does it look?
08:06It looks beautiful now.
08:10Mr. Suraj.
08:14Mr. Suraj.
08:18Should I pack it?
08:20No.
08:22Sir, keep it safely.
08:24I will meet him later.
08:26Yes.
08:28Tell me.
08:30Tell me.
08:32What will you have?
08:34Pepsi.
08:36Pepsi.
08:38What are you saying?
08:40I will have coffee.
08:48There is a boy.
08:50He is after me.
08:52Look.
08:56Oh God.
08:58Should I fix it?
09:00Wait.
09:04Grandfather.
09:06No rich grandfather.
09:08She is the girl.
09:10You will flirt with her.
09:12You will flirt with my daughter.
09:14Your daughter?
09:16Yes.
09:18She doesn't look like you.
09:20Who is he?
09:22He has gone to Canada.
09:24Oh.
09:26So what if she is his daughter?
09:28It is my responsibility.
09:30You will flirt with my daughter.
09:32You will flirt with my daughter.
09:34Grandfather.
09:36Why are you wearing pant?
09:38It will be easy to remove.
09:40How do you know?
09:42I won't spare you.
09:44I won't spare him.
09:46Challenge.
09:48I will see.
09:56Challenge.
10:26Passport.
10:30My passport.
10:34He ate my passport.
10:56I will kill you.
11:04What happened?
11:06I will kill you.
11:10No.
11:12Why not me?
11:14Why not you?
11:16You are my friend.
11:20Where are you taking me?
11:22Which gear will I drive?
11:26Go.
11:50Sundar.
11:52Where are you?
11:54Take the car ahead.
11:56Sundar.
11:58What happened?
12:00Everyone is asking.
12:02Remove the car.
12:04Happy Valentine's Day.
12:06Remove the car.
12:08Are all the girls fine?
12:10Ask the kids outside.
12:12Remove the car.
12:14Traffic is jammed.
12:16How will I remove?
12:18Put the car in neutral.
12:20What happened?
12:22Remove the car.
12:24He is trying to kill me.
12:26Who?
12:28My friend.
12:30Remove the car.
12:32I will leave when he comes.
12:34Sundar.
12:36Don't call me Sundar.
12:38Everyone knows I am Sundar.
12:40Who told you?
12:42My mother.
12:44Okay.
12:46I will call Sundar.
12:48Sundar.
12:50Remove the car.
12:52Are you mad?
12:54I am mad.
12:56I will not sit peacefully until I kill him.
12:58He has ruined all my dreams.
13:00The car is jammed.
13:02Give me the lever.
13:04I want the lever to crush the rat's liver.
13:06The inspector will put his hand in your mouth.
13:08How long will you run?
13:10Move.
13:12Who is he?
13:14He is Sundar.
13:16You call this monkey Sundar?
13:18Move.
13:20Where are you going?
13:30What is all this?
13:32Applications for the driver and conductor's post.
13:34Isn't it too much for two people?
13:36It is in proportion to the population of our country.
13:38Proportion.
13:40Yes.
13:42I think it is difficult to select two people.
13:44It is very simple and easy.
13:46Whoever will give us Rs. 10,000, we will give him a job.
13:48If there is no price, there is no job.
13:50If a worker gives salary to his employer,
13:52his intention is not to work.
13:54His intention is to earn money.
13:56He will not have a soul and life in his work.
13:58I think a company runs with the hard work and honesty of a worker.
14:00You have gone too far.
14:02Stop. Stop.
14:04It is a request.
14:06Not salary. Deposit.
14:08That is also a very wrong system.
14:10It is very bad with the poor.
14:12Their mills are demolished.
14:14Pubs are built there.
14:16The shopkeeper's shop is removed from the road.
14:18Hoarding is set up there.
14:20Big slums are demolished.
14:22And tall buildings are built.
14:24And after so many sacrifices,
14:26no one knows whether justice is being done to them or not.
14:28And in such a situation,
14:30should I take money from them?
14:32Why should I do this?
14:34Because you have committed a very big crime.
14:36To be born here.
14:38We all do it.
14:40This is the custard of the business.
14:42I am combing.
14:44Why are you combing?
14:46I think we should increase our business.
14:48Brother-in-law has come.
14:50He will increase the business.
14:56You have started very well.
14:58Good. Very good.
15:00I have a suggestion.
15:02But my suggestion is that
15:04I will give you a stamp paper without a ticket.
15:06No. No. It is not like that.
15:08Look.
15:10You don't have much experience in this business.
15:12That's why I have arranged
15:14for a conductor and a driver for you.
15:16Keep both of them at work.
15:18What happened?
15:20What is he doing?
15:22He has lost 20,000 rupees.
15:24Who are these people?
15:2620 years of experience on the roads of the desert.
15:28He has also worked in the army.
15:30Sharp eyes.
15:32Smart mind.
15:34Hands like iron.
15:36He is our driver.
15:38Basantilal.
15:40He is honest.
15:42He is very punctual.
15:44He is trustworthy.
15:46Is he a man or an advertisement?
15:48He is the son of an old school teacher.
15:50His father taught him mathematics.
15:52What is your name?
15:54My name is Harilal.
15:56Good.
15:58And to take care of the office work...
16:00I am still alive.
16:02So don't kick on my stomach
16:04Please.
16:06Okay.
16:08So he is the manager and the office bearer.
16:10All the best.
16:12Thank you.
16:32Where are you going?
16:34Ratnakar Chowk.
16:36Follow that bus.
16:42Be careful.
16:48What is going on?
16:50Greetings.
17:00He will die.
17:02Hurry up.
17:04Come on.
17:06Come on.
17:08The kids will come to school easily.
17:10He will go to the office easily.
17:14The priest will also offer prayers.
17:18Life will be better with this bus.
17:22Father was right.
17:24I like this job.
17:26You are happy, right?
17:28I am also very happy.
17:40Let's go.
17:42Let's go.
17:46The bus is here.
18:00You guys sit in the taxi.
18:02I don't know how to ride a taxi.
18:04I will take you to the bus.
18:06I am the bus driver.
18:08Ticket.
18:10Where are you guys going?
18:12We are going to our in-laws.
18:14We got married a week ago.
18:16Then you must be coming and going on this route.
18:18First two kids, then four kids, then six kids.
18:20Let's overtake the bus.
18:30What is James Bond saying?
18:34Why didn't you stop the bus?
18:36Is my reputation being tarnished in the village?
18:38The passenger is standing.
18:40Come.
18:42Come.
18:44Come.
18:46Give it to me.
18:48Thank you.
18:58Why is the ticket so long?
19:00It's good.
19:02Keep going.
19:04That's great.
19:06I think the bus has put the business in the top gear.
19:08Keep going.
19:10What is your name?
19:12Not a single bus comes to Ratnakar Chowk.
19:14The people of our area are very relieved.
19:16Thank you.
19:18Tell me your full name.
19:20Payal.
19:22Ratnakar Chowk from Sonawadi.
19:24Show me your ID card.
19:26I have to write a paper to get a ticket.
19:28I am not getting you a ticket.
19:30I am giving you a concession.
19:32Who do you think you are?
19:34The Indian government?
19:36Don't compare yourself to the politicians.
19:38They are starving.
19:40And we have to feed ourselves.
19:42Politicians are of no use to us.
19:44We will only do business.
19:46I am doing business.
19:48These days, all the big businessmen are giving concessions.
19:50At least the people who make the country shine...
19:52...will have to give concessions.
19:54Students.
19:56Military officers.
19:58We are going to make a million in a year.
20:00We are going to make a million in a year.
20:02That's what you said.
20:04The entire market has gone crazy.
20:06This concession will break our back.
20:08Stop this nonsense.
20:12So many people are standing in the queue.
20:14They will beat you up.
20:16Did you bring your ID card?
20:20No, because I am an apprentice in a printing press.
20:22Look, madam.
20:24Our boss is soft like a chewing gum.
20:26Don't try to chew him.
20:28You are not a student.
20:30You won't get a concession.
20:32But I am learning printing.
20:34We are learning English all our lives.
20:36We are learning this business.
20:38We are learning business.
20:40The prices of diesel, LP and garage are skyrocketing.
20:42Do you know how big a loss a small screw can cause?
20:44I can see that.
20:46What can you see?
20:48Sundar.
20:50Shut up.
20:52I didn't call you. Her name is Sundar.
20:54Then why did you look at me?
20:56I looked at you when I saw her.
20:58I was talking to you before that.
21:00Don't you dare look at me.
21:02It's good that you opened my eyes.
21:04Now I won't look at you.
21:08Now you can go.
21:10No student, no concession.
21:12You don't have to shout.
21:14Your boss had a new scheme.
21:16That's why I came.
21:18Don't beg.
21:20New rich people are more arrogant than monkeys.
21:26New rich people are more arrogant than monkeys.