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05:07Go on, son. On your way.
05:22So this is where you've been hiding?
05:27Yeah, come on, look, it's my time to talk to him, alright? I know he's busy, but...
05:33Okay, I'll try again later.
05:37I just can't believe it. Billy trusted him, you know, we all did.
05:40Yeah, he's a con-merchant, isn't he? Probably threw himself over an order against him for the old scumbag.
05:45Actually, we had the money on him when we found him. How'd he get in?
05:48Us. All I know is what I saw, you know, he was sneaking it back in there to blame it on Will. That's his level.
05:53He could have nuked us all in this case.
05:56Anyway, on to bigger and better things. I'm about to come round to my night for football, yeah?
06:00You want us to come round yours?
06:02Is there a neck-up in here or something? We ain't got plans, have we?
06:05Well, I said I'd meet Fitzy for a drink.
06:07To tell you the truth, I did get a bloke stabbed, Phil.
06:09So you didn't stab him, did ya?
06:11What time's the game?
06:12Oh, forget it, alright, forget it, I don't want to make a big palaver out of you or anything, alright? Just forget it.
06:21You took the cherry off his bike, Will?
06:23We just did. We swerved one of his boys' night in's.
06:27Look, Jay, he's probably got some job for us.
06:29Something that will require me to lose my job.
06:31I'm not buying all this boys' night in stuff. He probably needs something from us.
06:35Come on, he needs some company.
06:37Look, boys, he's got no cat to disappoint.
06:40No Ben to lead astray.
06:42George is back in the thick and, you know, he's got a few more bridges to build with Sharon and Albie.
06:47So all he's left with for now is his one-night stand ex and a seven-year-old bouncing off the wall.
06:52So, look, he needs some company.
06:56So go on, suck it up and have a night in with him.
06:59Because let's be honest, left to his own devices, he'll only end up organising a heist or getting shot or looking up some other poor woman on the square.
07:07Yeah? Come on. Take one for the team.
07:14So are you going to tell me what happened or am I going to have to find out?
07:17I told you before.
07:20I went to see a mate. I had won too many.
07:24And I fell over like a sack of taters.
07:27What mate?
07:29An old mate.
07:31And that young boy? I'm guessing he weren't your old mate then?
07:34No, he was a kid who got lost.
07:37Well, he looked like a nice kid to me.
07:39Looked upset too.
07:42You didn't upset him, did you?
07:45I want to be careful at your age.
07:48Careful and truthful.
07:51So if there's anything you want to tell me, well, now's the time.
07:57Time for your sponge bath, Mr Mitchell.
08:01Who might you be, handsome?
08:03Well, I'm a man who would never interrupt a sponge bath, darling.
08:09You're a lucky old boy.
08:12You stay lucky, yeah?
08:20Who the hell was that?
08:22Nothing to worry about.
08:37Yeah, well, half an hour ago you had plans, didn't you?
08:39Yeah, we changed them.
08:40Yeah, well, maybe now I've got plans.
08:42Oh, come on, Phil. Don't be like that.
08:44Look, we were just worried you wanted us to do something.
08:47Something? Something like what?
08:48Oh, I don't know. Get Cal to get information on someone,
08:51or smash someone's kneecaps. I mean, it is you, isn't it?
08:54So that's what I'm all about, is it?
08:56Well, you do have previous.
08:59I've got the beers in a minute.
09:00All right.
09:01Don't be late for kick-off, yeah?
09:04Come on, boys. Step it up.
09:12So is there a reason we follow these people, then?
09:14We ain't following them. Just keeping an eye on them.
09:17Because that's a massive difference.
09:19Read your book and let us deal with this, yeah?
09:22Whatever this is.
09:24I hate reading in the car. It makes me travel sick.
09:26Well, we ain't travelling now, are we? We're parked.
09:28It doesn't matter. We're in a car.
09:30Right, boys! Enough!
09:33Right, the pair of you, go and have a wander about or something.
09:35Wander about where?
09:36I don't know, eh. It's just around.
09:39Here, take this.
09:42Go and get him a burger. Keep out of trouble, yeah?
09:45Just need a minute.
09:46Trying to work something out.
10:01So you stole the charity money, snuck it back in,
10:05then fell over and knocked yourself out, right?
10:07You've cracked the case, Kojak.
10:09And Slick Rick, who was in here, was in the wrong room.
10:12Bingo. Full house, girl.
10:15Now, look, I need to do a Lord Lugan,
10:18so if you don't mind, you're going to have to see yourself out.
10:22I ain't buying it.
10:24Why don't you stop running away and start telling me the truth?
10:27Why don't you stop running away and start telling me the truth?
11:58You fancy a push?
12:04Here, take this.
12:07Go and get a burger.
12:09I'm not hungry.
12:10Have a milkshake, then.
12:11I'm not fasting.
12:12Well, buy another book.
12:14You could do two at once.
12:16Really impressed the birds.
12:17I want to go home.
12:19Yeah, well, I want my jammer and a rollie on my wrist,
12:22so we both know what it is to want, don't we?
12:24Just go enjoy yourself.
12:26Find some mates.
12:28Nobody knows you here, Barn.
12:30Make the most of it.
12:32I'm going to have a little look around.
12:34See what I can get up to.
12:36Are you, er, sure you want to do that?
12:39Yeah. What's the worst that could happen?
12:41Well, you could end up fighting Georgian scaffolders,
12:44or get drunk, find a straight...
12:46All right, let's not bring up ancient history, shall we?
12:49I'll be fine.
12:52Just remember, you can put on a show,
12:56but don't show me up, right?
12:58It's us.
13:00What's us?
13:01Don't show us up, not me.
13:03If you're going to recite Dad's Bible, get the verses right.
13:22What are you doing? Who the hell are you?
13:25Er, why don't we just... Let's just try and calm down.
13:29Calm down? What are you doing in my house?
13:31Look, I took a chance and got lucky, that's all.
13:33So maybe just go and put some clothes on,
13:35and, well, I can explain myself,
13:37and we can both feel a bit more comfortable.
13:39Comfortable? Are you joking? I'm calling the police.
13:41No, no, you don't need to do that,
13:43cos, well, I'm not here to call the police,
13:45I'm here to help you.
13:47I'm calling the police!
13:48No, no, you don't need to do that,
13:50cos I'm not here to cause any trouble.
13:52Cause me any trouble? You are in my house!
13:54And I'm... I'm wet!
13:55Well, there's a joke in there somewhere,
13:57but, you know, I'm too much of a gentleman for that.
13:59Joke? You think this is funny? Where's my phone?
14:01Look, I'm looking for someone called Stevie Mitchell.
14:05What?
14:06I just want to know he's OK, that's all.
14:08I heard he was in an accident, and, well,
14:10following my nose has led me here.
14:12Well, he's not here, OK, and he's not coming back here,
14:16Yeah? Otherwise I'm calling the police on my fiancée or both.
14:19Right.
14:20Look, I'm really sorry to have caused you any grief, my darling.
14:25I can see myself out.
14:28And by the way,
14:29you probably shouldn't leave those keys under the pop-nut.
14:32There's plenty of wrong ones about.
14:46If you're looking for a place like Rob, I'd look elsewhere.
14:51Can I suggest Beelzeal's?
14:53The owner's less scary and, to be honest, Rob-worthy.
14:57I'm... I'm after a job, actually.
14:59I don't look like a thief, do I?
15:01A little bit. But it doesn't put me off.
15:04Well, you're Larry, ain't you?
15:06Yeah. And this is me at 50%.
15:11What? Here?
15:13Any chance you can tell me where to find the owner?
15:17Bill Mitchell.
15:18Find him in the gym over there.
15:21I'd bring a pair of gloves, though, if I were you.
15:25Can I buy you a drink?
15:27To say thanks.
15:29Vodka and orange.
15:31If you're lucky enough to see me again.
15:37Keep the change for you.
15:39If you tip a waitress, she'll tip the cafeteria.
15:42She'd tip the cafe assistant, too. Right?
15:45Now, you wouldn't happen to know the coup on any Mitchells around here, would you?
15:50There's a bear poo in the woods.
15:53The Mitchells are like...
15:55like the Lannisters of Walford.
15:57You've seen Game of Thrones, right?
15:59No. Can't tell you.
16:01Well, basically, spoiler alert, you've got Phil, who's like...
16:04Bernie.
16:05You might want to refrain from talking about people's families.
16:08Especially if you don't use asking the questions.
16:12She's a little bit like a married insert, see, sometimes.
16:19Well, I'm Teddy, by the way.
16:21Oh, yeah? Good for you.
16:23Oh, not really.
16:24See, when people hear Teddy, they think that Teddy's sharing him.
16:26There was a lot of Arsenal growing up round Marleway.
16:28And he was top five most hated amongst them.
16:31I was guilty by association.
16:33And now, most of my best friends are good ones.
16:36I tend to win people over.
16:38Sometimes, life throws you curveballs.
16:41But it's just about how you handle them balls.
16:44Know what I mean?
16:50So, it's definitely four tickets?
16:52Yeah.
16:53All right.
16:55Lovely. Thanks, man.
16:57Yeah. All right. Cheers.
16:59You look like the governor.
17:01I'm looking for Phil Mitchell.
17:03Owns a garage. I'm presuming this place or not.
17:05And you look like the governor. Am I right?
17:07Who's asking?
17:08I'm Harry. H. Nice to meet you.
17:12Don't worry. I ain't old Bill.
17:14I'm a mechanic looking for a job.
17:18Well, I am Phil Mitchell.
17:20And I ain't hiring.
17:22Fair enough.
17:23Just wondering if you're closed in the middle of the day
17:25due to lack of staff.
17:26But you don't ask, you don't get, right?
17:28That's what my dad tells me.
17:34Come on.
17:36Come on.
17:38So, you live around here long, then?
17:40You sure you ain't old Bill?
17:42No, not me.
17:44My granddad, he took me to get a haircut once, right?
17:47One of them places with the toy kid sheds, right?
17:51I tried to get in the police motor one.
17:53He picks me up and sticks me in the plane one.
17:55Wasn't having it.
17:59So, you got a big family?
18:01I'd put money on you having a big family.
18:03Maybe your old man should have told you to keep your nose
18:05out of other people's business at all.
18:08Come on.
18:10Come on.
18:36If you get them any whiter, they'll look like turkey teeth.
18:40My dad, he likes his trainers white.
18:43Jeans skinny, top button of polos done up.
18:46And the kinks.
18:48He's a dedicated follower of our fashion.
18:51OK, I think I followed about 80% of that.
18:55So, who are you, then?
18:57You're a weird book-reading kid who likes to sit by himself for fun.
19:00Reading books isn't weird.
19:02Yeah, well, round here it is.
19:04Are you lost?
19:07You could say that.
19:09OK, well, if you want some scummy fried chicken,
19:11that actually doesn't taste that bad.
19:13There's a McClunkey's just down there.
19:15If you want to be robbed by a corner shop,
19:17I mean, my family own one, just over there.
19:21And if you want to find somewhere better to read,
19:24there's a tube station just over there.
19:27Cheers.
19:29Any time.
19:34So, is that any good, then, or what?
19:36I don't know.
19:38I haven't finished it yet.
19:40Fair enough.
19:54Now, I've seen a lot of barmaids in my time,
19:56but them eyes...
19:58I ain't seen a nicer pair, hand on heart.
20:00That's funny, cos I've heard a lot of lines off punters in my time,
20:03but that has to be up there with the least effect.
20:09DOOR CLOSES
20:19Looks like it is your lucky day.
20:21I've got vodka and orange indoors.
20:23Want to make it even luckier.
20:30Er, is this salsa?
20:32No, a case of crack, detective.
20:34Ain't many cold ones in these, have you?
20:36Yeah, stick them in the freezer, they'll be ready in five minutes.
20:39Oh, by the way, I've got them tickets for Wimbledon next week.
20:42Oh, what, for the tennis?
20:44No, for the football course of tennis.
20:46Oh, er...
20:47Lexi's missed her dad, hasn't she?
20:49So I thought we might cheer her up a bit.
20:51Nice.
20:53Let's get that, will you?
21:00Oh, come in.
21:03Phil Mitchell?
21:05I understand you've been harassing my son.
21:24Everything all right, kid?
21:27Do I know you?
21:28No. No, you don't.
21:30But you do know the old boy, though, so...
21:32Well, that sort of makes us mutual friends, I guess.
21:36Don't panic, mate. I'm not here to cause you any trouble.
21:39I just care about him too, that's all.
21:42By the looks on your mush now,
21:44and at the hospital,
21:46I can tell you care a great deal about him as well.
21:49I'm just worried about him.
21:52You know, I spoke to him and...
21:54well, he wouldn't really tell me what happened.
21:57Or what he's even doing knocking a bat round this manor in the first place.
22:02But maybe you could.
22:06Tell you what,
22:08why don't we go and have a drink in that pub over there?
22:10Put our heads together,
22:12and hopefully you can help put my mind at ease.
22:15Because if you care about him as much as I do,
22:18then you can't say no.
22:28My son is very astute.
22:30As am I.
22:32He tells me you threatened him over some disagreement with a school friend, Will.
22:36His phone took the brunt of it, but still...
22:38Yeah, well, your son, he's got it wrong.
22:41Cos I was here all day and all night with Jay.
22:44Wasn't I, Jay?
22:47Yeah, you was, yeah.
22:49Mr Mitchell, I'm a solicitor.
22:52I've dealt with a multitude of intimidating characters.
22:55I deal with mistruths and deception on a daily basis.
22:59Are you sure you want to go down this route?
23:02My son-in-law, yeah.
23:04He's a copper.
23:06So we can go down any route you want.
23:08It's your choice.
23:10Stay away from my son.
23:19I knew it.
23:21There's always something.
23:22I didn't know he was coming round here, did I?
23:24It's not the point, though, is it?
23:26You're always up to something. You're always using people.
23:28You've got Raymond here.
23:29You can't keep bringing trouble to the door
23:31and expecting us two to back you up.
23:33So you can stick your little boys night and your tennis tickets, all right?
23:36It's what I do, what I do for my family.
23:38And Ben understands that, and so should you.
23:40Right, well, Ben ain't here, Phil.
23:42And I don't want to be here either.
23:51PHONE RINGS
23:58Really?
24:08Well, that was amazing.
24:11I think I quite like it round here.
24:14So, do you want to, you know, get dinner or grab a drink or something?
24:18Er, I've, er, I've got plans.
24:22Pardon me, I weren't that bad, was I?
24:25If you were bad, I would have told you.
24:27Two tips, though. Stop trying so hard.
24:30And undo that top button. Doesn't suit you.
24:34Very good.
24:38Who's this?
24:40Er, I had to get a bloke in.
24:42Er, pipes needed clearing.
24:46He, er, he did a good job.
24:48I'd better go.
24:50Another, another job.
24:53So, what's he look like?
24:55I don't know. He's well-dressed.
24:57Handsome.
24:58Handsome? Who wants a description? I've got a Tinder profile.
25:01I'm trying to help, Billy, all right?
25:03And how many times have I told you not to leave the key under the flowerpot?
25:06And this bloke asked for Stevie, eh? Of course he did.
25:09Wish someone else was robbed, didn't he?
25:11Well, he didn't seem angry. He was more worried.
25:14Well, well, he's gone missing now, so we're all worried, aren't we?
25:17You all right? You all right? I should never let him down.
25:20You all right? You all right? I should never let him back in.
25:22This is all down to me, this is.
25:25Just take it easy on the boy, all right?
25:27He's, he's been through a lot.
25:31Afternoon, all.
25:33What are you doing here? Let me explain.
25:35Yeah, you can explain. You've had some geezer round here sniffing after you.
25:38Will's gone AWOL and I reckon it's something to do with this geezer,
25:41so you are going to tell me exactly who he is. Now!
25:44Now!
25:48Shilane, Will is in the Vic, talking to some bloke.
25:52Oh.
25:54Let me just send this.
25:57Go on, can you sign?
25:59Well, my dad, he, he was, he was happy to have Grandad back, you know?
26:06It was nice for him, I think.
26:09Weird at first, don't get me wrong.
26:11But it was nice.
26:14And, er, now it's all just messed up.
26:18I can see. Family, eh?
26:21And you're sure the old boy took that money, yeah?
26:25Because I know him.
26:27And I know he's done some bad things to a lot of people, clearly, but
26:30all that ain't him. And I put my life on it.
26:33I just hope he's not stuck in a lie.
26:37You know?
26:39Because that is him.
26:41He's stuck in a few.
26:44Yeah.
26:49Will.
26:50Come here, come here.
26:53Is this Emma?
26:54Yeah.
26:55What's your game, eh?
26:56What are you doing, eh? What are you doing with my boy?
26:58Come and talk, talk now.
27:00Oi! You pipe down, or pick a window.
27:02Are you gonna show me what's going on?
27:07Are you gonna tell him, or am I?
27:11Billy.
27:14This is Teddy Mitchell.
27:17He's your brother.