MY OLD ASS Trailer (2024) Aubrey Plaza

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00:00I thought I'd be happier at 40

00:03You are happy, and I'm not 40 asshole. You don't look happy. I feel like you're having a midlife crisis

00:09Well, I feel like you're high on mushrooms, so you don't know shit

00:14To Elliot. No, not the whole bag. May you experience a new level of consciousness tonight. Oh

00:20My god, are you guys tripping?

00:23I don't feel anything. That's cuz we don't tolerate drugs well. Hey freak. Who are you? Elliot dude?

00:29I'm you you're me. What's up? I don't have a gap in my teeth. Yeah, where your retainer left?

00:34Boob one cup smaller than the right. Oh

00:37I'm actually kind of hot for being middle-aged. I'm 39 years old. That's not middle-aged. No, that is middle-aged. No, it's not

00:45I am a very young adult

00:48I'm so jealous. You guys had good trips. Did you have fun? Yeah, dude

00:52I know mom can be annoying but be nice to her and go hang out with your brothers

00:56Oh

00:57Also, can you avoid anyone named Chad? Good morning, Elliot. Have you met Chad?

01:03Elliot you freak I put my number in your phone the other night, but I did not know this would work

01:08Wait a minute. Hang on

01:11Dude I gotta go

01:16You were so lucky life will never be the same as it is right now

01:21Just take my advice and we'll be fine. Oh my god, I

01:25Think

01:28What's going on with you, I just feel like everything that used to make sense doesn't anymore

01:35The only thing you can't get back is time it goes by so fast I

01:41Still need you. I'm literally an idiot. You're not an idiot

01:49If we weren't the same person do you think you'd even like me

01:53You're just saying that because you're young and dumb, but if you weren't young and dumb you never be brave enough to do anything

01:58Maybe you need to listen to my advice for once

02:02Can we kiss no what can I at least touch my old ass? Oh my god, you need to be locked up

02:23You