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00:00What is this, man?
00:02It's like Craigslist for people who want to get fucked.
00:05I thought Craigslist was Craigslist for people who want to get fucked.
00:08We're getting late, boys.
00:10She wants all three of us at the same time.
00:13It's gonna be like fucking my mom.
00:15This is what happens when parents block porn sites, man.
00:18They make socially backwards kids.
00:22I bet you boys want to get up to the devil's business, don't you?
00:26So get drinking, because I ain't drinking alone.
00:28I don't let no man in me unless he's got at least two beers in him.
00:32Yes, ma'am.
00:40Guys, is that you, Travis?
00:43Welcome, family.
00:45Good evening, Grandpa.
00:48I hate the wickedness of America.
00:50Rampant fornication, adultery, abortion, slavery, sexuality.
00:56Everywhere.
00:57Hey, you fucking bitch, let me the fuck out of here!
01:00It's up to the righteous to curb the spread of this disease.
01:05Do you mind taking a chill run out, love?
01:10Gonna get grown up in here.
01:12I don't want my mom.
01:14Send the sinners straight to hell.
01:16Send the sinners straight to hell.
01:18God doesn't love you.
01:20That's fair.
01:28Just want to be just like you.
01:32Yes, sir. It's dawn here now, but we can be fully mobilized and on site in an hour.
01:37Come out with your hands up and you will not be harmed.
01:41Repeat, you will not be harmed.
01:44I think it's the use of the word repeat that makes this work every time.
01:49Those government people, they're gonna kill you too.
01:52You get down on your knees and pray.
01:55You said this was gonna be a simple in and out, sir?
01:59Simple just shit itself.
02:01Because I fear God.
02:03I fear God.
02:05You better believe I fear God.
02:09I fear God.
02:11I fear God.
02:13I fear God.
02:15I fear God.
02:17I fear God.
02:21How much you think a cross like that costs?
02:24I mean, the dollars are common sense.
02:26Come suckers!