Falling For Divorce Lawyer - Full Movie
Falling For Divorce Lawyer - Full Movie
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00:00:00You work too hard, Art.
00:00:15Why don't you put that down and let me be your doctor?
00:00:19It reminds me.
00:00:20I'm going to see a patient in a little bit.
00:00:21Do you have to?
00:00:23Oh my god, I just had sex with you last week.
00:00:35Give it a rest already.
00:00:37But I was just trying to...
00:00:39You know, you are so fucking needy.
00:00:42I should prescribe you something.
00:00:43You know, most men would be happy if their wives had a sex drive.
00:00:50How many times do I have to tell you?
00:00:51I'm not your personal sperm bank.
00:00:55Your mom is breathing down my neck about getting pregnant.
00:00:58Yeah, well, tell her to fuck off.
00:00:59I don't even want kids.
00:01:02Zoom.
00:01:04Zoom.
00:01:07Shut the fuck up.
00:01:08I'm going to get the shot.
00:01:09Shut up.
00:01:12Ugh.
00:01:13Ugh.
00:01:14Hurry, girl.
00:01:17What the hell is this?
00:01:21You're sleeping with Ashley?
00:01:23She's my best friend.
00:01:24Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
00:01:25She finally figures it out.
00:01:27I'm done.
00:01:27I want a divorce.
00:01:32We both know that's not possible.
00:01:42Sweetie, when are you going to come and give up
00:01:45this silly lawyer's gig and run your foppities?
00:01:49It's not a gig, mom.
00:01:50I run the biggest law firm in the country.
00:01:52For a few silly million a year, you're chasing pennies, sweetie.
00:01:59Yeah, well, it's not all about the money.
00:02:12I should have left that asshole months ago.
00:02:21Woo.
00:02:29You summoned me?
00:02:30I didn't think you'd come.
00:02:32Bitch, please.
00:02:33I'm not afraid of you.
00:02:35How long have you been sleeping with my husband?
00:02:38Does it matter?
00:02:40He doesn't want you, OK?
00:02:42Get over it.
00:02:44But we were best.
00:02:47Ride or die.
00:02:48We went to law school together.
00:02:50We went to law school together.
00:02:52Yeah, you stole my spot for the scholarship.
00:02:54So now I'm taking your husband.
00:02:56Uh-huh.
00:02:58Payback's a bitch, isn't it?
00:03:00Listen, bitch!
00:03:02Ah!
00:03:06Get your ass off me, bitch!
00:03:08You're such an asshole!
00:03:10You are literally crazy!
00:03:12That voice sounds like Ashley.
00:03:14You slut!
00:03:16Oh, my God! Yes, boss.
00:03:18What?
00:03:20FYI, I fucked him
00:03:22before coming here.
00:03:24Ma'am, let's go.
00:03:26Excuse me? Do you know who I am?
00:03:28I will sue the fuck out of you!
00:03:46Looks like you're having a bad night.
00:03:54Not interesting.
00:03:56I didn't say I was, either.
00:04:08What's this, then?
00:04:10To us.
00:04:12And making bad decisions.
00:04:16Yeah.
00:04:32Hold on, I gotta take this.
00:04:34Last call, folks.
00:04:36Ten minutes.
00:04:46It declined.
00:04:50Oh.
00:04:52You got another card?
00:04:56Put a drink to my card.
00:05:02Don't worry.
00:05:04It's on me.
00:05:06Thank you.
00:05:08I've had a really bad day.
00:05:10A really bad day.
00:05:16Someone as beautiful as you
00:05:18shouldn't have any bad days.
00:05:40I want your eyes on me.
00:06:00I'm still married.
00:06:02But we're long.
00:06:04What the hell is this?
00:06:06Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
00:06:08Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
00:06:10She finally figures it out!
00:06:12Fuck them. I want this.
00:06:38You know, I think I liked you better without the sheet on.
00:07:04So, do you want breakfast?
00:07:06I, uh...
00:07:08I can.
00:07:12Thanks.
00:07:20Oh my god.
00:07:22I can't believe I slept with him.
00:07:24What got into me last night?
00:07:26Still,
00:07:28that was the best night of my life.
00:07:30Be strong, woman!
00:07:32Get rid of Jerry officially.
00:07:34Then you can have
00:07:36irresistibly hot men
00:07:38who actually let you nish.
00:07:50Of course.
00:07:52I find the perfect girl and she's married.
00:07:54Ugh!
00:07:56God!
00:07:58Why doesn't my freaking key fit?
00:08:00I need a shower
00:08:02and a change out of these clothes.
00:08:24Oh, stop.
00:08:26It's so cold.
00:08:34Don't they have the nerve
00:08:36to do it in my bed?
00:08:38You
00:08:40scumbag.
00:08:42Wait until the lawyer
00:08:44sees this. I'll get
00:08:46everything in the divorce.
00:08:48Ugh!
00:08:50Ugh!
00:08:52Ugh!
00:08:54Shit! Shit!
00:08:56Did you hear something?
00:08:58You bitch!
00:09:02Get back here!
00:09:08Change the fucking locks.
00:09:10How'd you break in?
00:09:12You can't lock me out of my own house.
00:09:14Oh, the fuck I can. You want a divorce?
00:09:16Animus!
00:09:20You fucking deserve that,
00:09:22bitch!
00:09:28Ugh!
00:09:30Take your stink-ass clothes
00:09:32with you.
00:09:34I'll be here
00:09:36when you decide to crawl
00:09:38back and suck my dick.
00:09:40No!
00:09:42What?
00:09:44Yeah.
00:09:56Is everything
00:09:58all right?
00:10:00Yeah.
00:10:02I raised you. I know when you lie.
00:10:06Who's the girl?
00:10:14No.
00:10:26That can't be right.
00:10:28What the hell?
00:10:30I'm completely broke.
00:10:32That shithead.
00:10:34He locked me out.
00:10:38$1.59.
00:10:40I can't even buy a Happy Meal.
00:10:44Maybe I'll get a few hundred
00:10:46at the pawn shop.
00:10:52Oh, my God.
00:10:54This is embarrassing.
00:10:56Shit.
00:10:58Hey.
00:11:00You forgot this.
00:11:02You know, when you were cheating on your husband.
00:11:06Oh, no, it's not like that.
00:11:08I can explain.
00:11:10No?
00:11:12Look, I don't know what games you're playing,
00:11:14but count me out.
00:11:16I don't mess with people's marriages.
00:11:18I'm not playing any games.
00:11:20No? So you're just playing me.
00:11:22Can you just let me explain?
00:11:24No, because that's exactly what happened.
00:11:26You're a housewife.
00:11:28Let me guess, husband works too much?
00:11:30Maybe he came home late one day,
00:11:32and you decided to go on a wild, erotic adventure.
00:11:34You know nothing about me.
00:11:38You know what? I don't have to explain myself to you.
00:11:42Oh, my God.
00:11:52Oh, my God.
00:11:54You're a lawyer?
00:12:08Sit.
00:12:12Sit.
00:12:16So you want a divorce?
00:12:18Why?
00:12:20Things aren't working out.
00:12:24You gotta do better than that.
00:12:26I mean, marriage isn't a rental lease.
00:12:28Getting into a rut
00:12:30isn't a good enough excuse.
00:12:32I don't need you to mansplain
00:12:34my marriage to me.
00:12:36You have no idea
00:12:38what I've been through.
00:12:40So fuck you for assuming the worst
00:12:42just because we spent a night together.
00:12:44And fuck you for knocking me out
00:12:46just because I'm a housewife.
00:12:48If this is the type of lawyer, I'm better off without you.
00:12:50Wait.
00:12:54Look.
00:12:56I'm sorry, okay?
00:12:58That was totally unprofessional,
00:13:00and I really like this.
00:13:02I just...
00:13:04Just what?
00:13:06I just freaked out, okay?
00:13:08Because...
00:13:10Because...
00:13:12Because I thought you were the one.
00:13:14Look, my point is,
00:13:16just give me another chance, okay?
00:13:18I was an asshole.
00:13:26My life is falling apart.
00:13:30My mom is in the hospital.
00:13:32My dad offed himself in jail.
00:13:34And my husband
00:13:36is cheating on me with my best friend,
00:13:38and that's not even what pushed me over the edge.
00:13:46My life is falling apart.
00:13:50My mom is in the hospital.
00:13:52My dad offed himself in jail.
00:13:54And my husband
00:13:56is cheating on me with my best friend,
00:13:58and that's not even what pushed me over the edge.
00:14:06Your husband beat you?
00:14:16I didn't want to tell you.
00:14:18I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:14:22I'm gonna kill him.
00:14:24No, I'm gonna fuck him so hard in court,
00:14:26he'll never be able to walk again.
00:14:37Here.
00:14:39Write down your number.
00:14:41I can't take your case.
00:14:43It's a conference.
00:14:45Huh?
00:14:47It's not ethical to take on clients that you're having sex with.
00:14:51Oh.
00:14:53I'll have someone at my firm take your case, though.
00:14:55Come back here tomorrow.
00:14:57Okay.
00:14:59You can, uh,
00:15:01pay me once you get your settlement.
00:15:07Okay.
00:15:13What the fuck is she doing here?
00:15:21Who is that?
00:15:23Meet Jerry, my dear husband.
00:15:25And that's the woman-
00:15:27Listen, boss.
00:15:29You should know that this woman is a nutjob,
00:15:31and her father's a thief.
00:15:33The firm is taking Jerry's case.
00:15:35Jerry's boss is Hunter?
00:15:37Oh, God.
00:15:39Should I tell him Ashley's the homewrecker?
00:15:41No.
00:15:43I just met the guy.
00:15:45He won't take my side.
00:15:47You need to get you and your trash bag
00:15:49out of here.
00:15:51Goodbye.
00:15:53Ashley, you need to apologize to my client
00:15:55now.
00:15:57Client?
00:15:59That's not possible.
00:16:01I've already Jerry'd.
00:16:03Okay.
00:16:09Now it's void.
00:16:11Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't do that.
00:16:13It's my firm. I can do whatever the hell I want.
00:16:15Listen, bud. She doesn't have any money,
00:16:17all right? So she can't pay you.
00:16:19Oh, she will when I'm done with you.
00:16:23Ashley,
00:16:25get Mr. Graves out of my sight.
00:16:29You won't win, you fucking bastard!
00:16:31Get out of my house!
00:16:41Evie.
00:16:47Do you need a ride?
00:16:49I have no place to go.
00:16:51I'm locked out of my house.
00:16:53Thanks to Jerry,
00:16:55I've got no friends,
00:16:57no money. My mom's in the hospital.
00:16:59Evie?
00:17:01Um,
00:17:03no. It's okay.
00:17:05I'm
00:17:07staying with a friend.
00:17:11Follow her.
00:17:21I can't believe
00:17:23life has come to this.
00:17:25Um,
00:17:27can I help you?
00:17:31Yeah.
00:17:33Do you have a free bed I could sleep in?
00:17:35Mrs. Graves,
00:17:37what are you doing here?
00:17:39I haven't seen you since the fundraiser.
00:17:41Oh, uh, no questions, please.
00:17:43I've had a really long day.
00:17:55You can stay here for tonight.
00:17:57Thank you.
00:17:59Um, do you have a shower I could use?
00:18:01Where did you think this was?
00:18:03There are no showers here.
00:18:05Silly.
00:18:25I'm sorry.
00:18:56Hey.
00:18:58That's a nice bag you got there.
00:19:00What's a fan of you doing in a place like this?
00:19:02She probably stole it.
00:19:04Yeah, she probably did.
00:19:06Isn't that a birdie?
00:19:08It's a birdie, yeah.
00:19:10Who cares? It's about to be ours.
00:19:12Yeah, it sure is.
00:19:14Stay away from me!
00:19:16Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:19:18Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:19:20Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:19:22Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:19:24Get back here!