FULL VIDEO EPISODE: Will Compton, Panthers Win The Cup Plus A Drunk Ending Of The Show Live From Beer Games

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00:00:00today's part in my take we are live in Nashville why for the beer games that's
00:00:07right so we have surprised the boys we're gonna have Will Compton on the
00:00:11show we actually taped it a week ago we talk about everything that fell apart
00:00:17and then came back together we also are doing a bonus extra concussion test
00:00:22where we were given some clues in our interview with Will last week and we're
00:00:27gonna tape the end of the show after the beer game so you get some drunk part
00:00:31of my take today we're gonna talk about the Stanley Cup final we're gonna do
00:00:36some hot seat cool throne and then we have the Mount Rushmore of things you
00:00:39say to your boys drunk which we will do drunk so who knows how that's gonna go I
00:00:44plan on being very drunk for this this is gonna be yeah this is gonna be a very
00:00:48unique part of my take because we're gonna start sober this morning then
00:00:51you're gonna hear us talking to Will then you're going to get us live from
00:00:55beer games after all the festivities so you can get the whole transformation
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00:02:40Florida Panthers are Stanley Cup champions and Connor McDavid cannot win
00:02:46the big one that part is unfortunately true unless you count the Conn Smythe
00:02:50trophy is the big one but the Panthers did it they stopped what would have been
00:02:56the most embarrassing Stanley Cup final ever because we've had we've had the 3-1
00:03:03or sorry we've had the 3-0 teams lose in in the hockey playoffs obviously that
00:03:10it's happened in baseball but never in the actual final I think didn't I was in
00:03:141942 yeah you're right yeah it was pre-war yes and it was the Toronto Maple
00:03:18Leafs that's what yeah yeah your boy Hitler was still alive yeah my boy yeah
00:03:22he had one good idea which was to kill Hitler yes that's true we can agree on
00:03:26that yeah but yeah this would have been they stole history from us that's kind
00:03:30of how I look at this yeah congrats the Panthers you earned it you were the
00:03:33better team over the course of seven games however I am I'm mourning the lack
00:03:38of history that was made last night it did feel I what I was rooting for the
00:03:43Oilers I wanted to see Conor McDavid get his big moment it felt like it was
00:03:46all working perfectly you have those times in sports where it's like if you
00:03:52know the whole the whole cliche like if you gave this script everyone would
00:03:55throw it out in Hollywood that's what it felt like if Conor McDavid had a game
00:03:59winning goal at the end of the third period or in overtime but what the
00:04:04Panthers did is they just they played great defensive hockey and Bob was
00:04:08awesome again and it was an awesome awesome game that that six minute
00:04:14stretch where there was no whistle in the second period crazy was so much fun
00:04:19to watch and it ended with a Panthers goal that was basically the game that
00:04:23was the game in terms of game winning goal but that was the game in the fact
00:04:26that the Oilers had really good chances the Panthers had really good chances
00:04:30there was no whistle they're going back and forth and it was essentially who can
00:04:33ever whoever can get a goal out of this period is going to win this game and
00:04:37that's what happened yeah that was a crazy six minute period and I think that
00:04:41the game overall I don't think was that enjoyable for anybody watching it because
00:04:46it's so stressful you know I enjoyed it because I had no I had no real like I
00:04:50know big bet I had no rudeness I enjoyed the hell out you know I'm saying though
00:04:55like game sevens in hockey it's just all anxiety yeah I'm like both teams buttholes
00:04:59are puckered up all the fan base they're just terrified of something bad
00:05:03happening and when you watch that you can even feel that at least for me as a
00:05:06neutral party that didn't have a bet on either team that was just I was kind of
00:05:09rooting for history and that's pretty much it I was I was still feeling like
00:05:12it was it was fun because it was sports and it was game seven there's a big
00:05:17moment but the entire time you feel uneasy watching that yeah but I oh I
00:05:21enjoyed watching every second of it I thought it was just awesome me every
00:05:24chance the the Oilers that that one chance that McDavid had like maybe six
00:05:29minutes left where he where he he got the puck poke from him it just yeah it
00:05:35was great it was great I love game sevens and yeah well I know what you're
00:05:39saying but I just as someone who didn't I wasn't gonna sleep different on like
00:05:44if the Oilers won or the Panthers won it wasn't gonna change my life I had
00:05:48maximum enjoyment of that game I liked it because it was game seven and minute
00:05:52it meant a lot you could tell that every moment on the ice like it was an entire
00:05:56like three hours of big moments one right after the other and I think the
00:06:00Panthers fans if you would ask them how did you feel watching game seven they
00:06:03probably hated game so yeah they probably hated that was probably you
00:06:06never want to go back and think about any of that again you're gonna watch the
00:06:10final minute and you're gonna watch you know the the celebration afterwards and
00:06:13you're gonna feel great about it but that entire game could not have been
00:06:15comfortable because the entire time it was like are we going to be the biggest
00:06:19choke artists in history and not only that but it felt like the last 10-15
00:06:23minutes of the game was just the Oilers in the Panthers zone getting chance
00:06:28after chance after chance and then they finally ran out of gas it was kind of
00:06:31crazy actually watching the end when they pull the goalie and the Oilers like
00:06:36I think McDavid fell down in the middle of the ice someone else had an errant
00:06:40pass they actually ran out of gas with like a minute left and couldn't even
00:06:45really muster up one final shot so as a hockey guy and a sabermetrics guy I
00:06:50think we can all agree that the goalie should have been pulled with like six
00:06:54minutes left in the period yeah maybe not six but I know I think they just
00:06:58four and a half I think you pull the goalie super early yeah I feel like I
00:07:03don't know just at the end of the game they didn't get that guy out of there
00:07:07until like a minute 45 two minutes left well they got screwed by a couple they
00:07:11lost a face-off and then they turned it over and it was like they just never got
00:07:16the the correct setup to get him off I do think they should have got him off
00:07:21earlier I don't know six and a half minutes would be a lot well I'm joking
00:07:24about six and a half but it should it should definitely be more than one
00:07:27minute yeah three and a half four minutes yeah so I think a lot of teams
00:07:30they wait and they like the the clock strikes two and they're like okay now we
00:07:33can pull the goalie because that's what we've seen other teams do but in that
00:07:37situation if you don't win right then what are you doing out there you might
00:07:40as well just go for it right and you just need as many shots as you can get
00:07:43and they never really got set up for that last big shot I did not realize how
00:07:48much I like Paul Maurice until after the game yes and his interviews that he was
00:07:52doing and then I went back and I watched a bunch of his press conferences from
00:07:55earlier this season yep that guy that's that's central casting hockey coach
00:07:59right yeah I appreciate the hell out of that guy that I love him I also love
00:08:04Brody the dog did you guys see Brody the dog Brody the dog was sitting ringside
00:08:09front row a giant shaggy ass dog you got to check out Brody the dog he's that
00:08:14dude I think that's his name I don't know but he's a he's an influencer Brody
00:08:19the dog dog is yeah I think they call him Brody that dude okay Brody the dog
00:08:23yeah also shout out Evan Rodriguez what are you laughing about memes Hank just
00:08:29oh not talking in the mic we are in a hotel in Nashville by the way we're in a
00:08:33secret covert operation no one knows we're here that's all that in a second
00:08:38that felt like a personal shot for me mr. Hank yeah you were snickering at him
00:08:43yeah you were you both oh no I mean just blaming max he just pointed at max I just
00:08:48Shane just sitting in the corner I didn't I just pointed to the Hank to
00:08:55talking to the mic she ordered a ribeye for breakfast then he spat on it before
00:09:02he ate it he always spits on his ribeye all right wait Brody the dude Brody that
00:09:08dude I think if you just look up Brody the dog I did look up Brody the dog I
00:09:12can't find Brody the dog what I was gonna say is shout out Evan Rodriguez
00:09:17being the first Evan on the Stanley Cup yeah so we might know an Evan but we're
00:09:26not gonna say who it is because we don't want to ruin the illusion for anyone
00:09:29right we might know a guy that's really good at picking the lottery ball right
00:09:33he's not quite as years a lot yeah he's not always operating at a lot on a
00:09:37hundred but he's operating really really close to 100 correct Brody I can you
00:09:41pull it up I'm looking Brody the dog I mean Twitter if you search for Brody the
00:09:46dog on Twitter you're just gonna you're gonna see someone you know get hit by a
00:09:49train yeah so are you looking for a cute dog well here's a Russian soldier
00:09:53getting shot now here's an FPV drone attack Brody the dog and then his owner
00:09:59is what is his owner like a bodybuilder I don't care about the owner I just I'm
00:10:03obsessed with Brody the dog okay I like Brody the dog sitting front row imagine
00:10:09being city imagine having seats behind Brody the dog do you think so the dog
00:10:16influencers mm-hmm careful what I like this is great but do you how often do
00:10:27you think there is I'm trying to use my words carefully here how often do you
00:10:33think there is how often do you think fucking happens between two dog owners
00:10:40or a dog owner with that Instagram handle of their dog uses the DM yeah
00:10:47yes that definitely happens all the time all the time yes yeah like if you're
00:10:51well not all the time the dog not all the time is that not weird do you not
00:10:55sit back and say hey I just like I met this chick we hooked up we had a great
00:11:01time we had sex oh how did you guys meet she slid into my golden doodles DMS I
00:11:06think that definitely happens a lot yeah it has to happen a lot but is that not
00:11:10we is there do you tell that story if you get married to this how did how we
00:11:14met yeah she thought my dog was cute I think that's how you say it's I mean
00:11:18it's no different than going to the dog taking your dog out on a walk and
00:11:21someone comes up hey can I pet your dog yeah you want to fuck yeah that's
00:11:25actually a good point it is it's the same thing it's just it's just taking it
00:11:27to the new it is online it does feel a little scummy because you you're using
00:11:32pictures of your dog and then at some point she might be sexting with an
00:11:38avatar of your dog right back to her do you think you start the sexting off in
00:11:42your dog voice because you have to leave the illusion that the dog is typing
00:11:47right yeah you got to be like I got this bone I got a berry yeah right oh yeah
00:11:54so that definitely thinks you're hitting up Brody the dog he's got a red
00:11:59rocket he wants put in your mouth yeah the paw emoji paw emoji I also think
00:12:05that probably a lot of times two separate dog influencers parents they
00:12:09start talking to each other back and forth as as the dogs yeah as both yeah
00:12:14play days they they DM as the dogs in character as the dogs and then at some
00:12:19point be like are you talking to me you're talking to dog right yeah right
00:12:23and again this is not this is not about Miss Peaches day because Dave is famous
00:12:27in his own right I'm talking about like the people who have no fame but their
00:12:32dog has insane thing you definitely use that dog right fuck right because like
00:12:36it's just a regular person then all of a sudden your dog has two million
00:12:40followers yeah and we're hitting that up and you you have a thousand no one knows
00:12:44who you are they know who your dog is and then you start to think that you're
00:12:47famous right because people know your dog right Wow
00:12:51I would actually like to have a dog influencer on the show yeah we should uh
00:12:57by the way this all counts is Stanley Cup recap yeah anyone who I mean it was
00:13:01it was a great hockey this all is part of the Stanley Cup recap so when you say
00:13:05oh you only talked about silly cook for two minutes no no this counts it was a
00:13:08great dog with great seats it was a great time so you want to have an
00:13:13interesting debate yeah Connor McDavid kind of a dick move not accepting the
00:13:18trophy oh I like it I think it's a dick move to give him the trophy yes you
00:13:24should just you should be allowed to like take yourself out of the
00:13:27conversation yeah I lost I don't want to preemptively decline it yeah I've seen
00:13:32people having the discourse out there about whether or not he's unclassy for
00:13:36not going out on the ice to accept the trophy one being unclassy to the league
00:13:40to being unclassy to the fans that traveled from Edmonton I think that at
00:13:45that point if you're Connor McDavid like fuck all that just go go cry in the
00:13:49locker room and do whatever you got to do to get over the loss like it's kind
00:13:52of fucked up to expect a guy to go back out there on the ice and be like thank
00:13:55you for this prestigious award right after the biggest soul-crushing moment
00:13:58of my life there's that is a true no-win situation yeah if he stays and accepts
00:14:03that trophy everyone will make fun of him and say what a loser you won't you
00:14:07actually like you know held up that trophy after losing the Stanley Cup yeah
00:14:11I I have no problem with him not accepting it why would you want to
00:14:15accept it it's cool that he won it he was the best player in these playoffs he
00:14:19broke all these records but fuck off on giving me that trophy after I just had
00:14:24my guts ripped out and was on the brink of a historical historical comeback yeah
00:14:30no I have no problem with it I didn't realize so obviously I know the Stanley
00:14:35Cup stays in Toronto I didn't realize the cons might does as well I like the
00:14:40fact that you just don't get any of these trophies in the NHL yeah that's
00:14:45that's weird so you don't get a moment with it you get a moment with it but
00:14:48then you have to give it back because you don't get to take back the trophies
00:14:51because I was joking like if I if it was like the NBA MVP or Super Bowl MVP they
00:14:57get the actual trophy if you won that as the losing team I would sell that in
00:15:02auction so fast and just hope that the cash I got back filled the void of the
00:15:07loss in my heart which I wouldn't but it would try you certainly can't be
00:15:11proud of that trophy you can't display it no imagine having that in your house
00:15:14no and they're like Oh cons might winner congratulations the only way the only
00:15:18way that that cons might trophy becomes cool for Connor McDavid is if he ends up
00:15:22winning like four or five cups yeah anyone's like any wins the cons might
00:15:27than all of those cups and then it becomes a fun little trivia like Connor
00:15:32McDavid has five Stanley Cups and six cons mice that's cool yeah I would but
00:15:37other than that it's not gonna be a cool trophy I would say it's probably
00:15:40the meanest gift you can give to somebody yeah yeah Gary Bettman did you
00:15:44see he tried he tried so hard to kind of he knew how awkward the moment was so he
00:15:49instead of just saying the cons might trophy goes to Connor McDavid he was
00:15:54like and this player broke all types of records these playoffs he broke Wayne
00:15:59Gretzky's assist record like almost almost almost like a Mount Rushmore
00:16:03pick being like this is why I'm picking it yeah this is why it's a good pick I
00:16:07you can't give that award to him no it feels very mean it feels very mean in
00:16:11points just give it to Bob I love Connor's David the back-to-back four
00:16:14point games were insane he was not he in it's a team sport but he did not have
00:16:21his big moment in the last I don't know five periods of this series six periods
00:16:26six years I would say we talk on a stick with empty net right yeah I would say it
00:16:30would be it would be better to not give him the trophy than it would be to give
00:16:35him the trophy because if you don't give him the trophy then you know everyone's
00:16:39always gonna say that was a great series but you know what Connor McDavid should
00:16:44have gotten the cons right trophy and so it becomes a positive as opposed to like
00:16:48right yeah he got it but he lost the Stanley Cup yeah it sucks sucks for those
00:16:51but great for the Panthers throwing rats on the ice I you know it's the Panthers
00:16:59probably are one of the not most shit on fan bases but they've got to be at
00:17:04the bottom of respect but there are some diehard Panthers fans it's kind of like
00:17:09when when the Blackhawks played the Kings in 2015 I want to say and I went
00:17:14out to LA and I got like mingling with some of the Kings fans I realized there
00:17:19was some really really cool very diehard Kings fans and that's a fan base to get
00:17:24shit on as well you know warm weather climate all that stuff I think Florida
00:17:28is probably the similar where it's like you know it's probably it's not the most
00:17:31popular sport in in South Florida but there are definitely some fans that have
00:17:36been along the route for the ride for the entirety of this franchise existence
00:17:40and been through some really shitty days and this is a really cool you know being
00:17:45able to stop the most embarrassing loss in Stanley Cup final history is both
00:17:50satisfying and probably the most bid the biggest relief you can possibly have
00:17:55yeah shut up Brooks yes I'm definitely super happy yeah if you're a diehard
00:17:58Panthers fan and you've gone to games over the years where you've stunk your
00:18:02team has been bad you're in South Florida nobody cares about hockey except
00:18:05for you you've gone through losing seasons you're more battle-tested than
00:18:09most fan bases out there and it's it's it's specific to I think hockey more
00:18:13than anything like the warm weather hockey fan bases are always gonna be up
00:18:17against it yeah you know there's nothing that they can really do to convince the
00:18:22rest of the hockey community that they are actually diehards just by the fact
00:18:26that they're warm weather climates you have to go to games wearing sweaters in
00:18:30the 99 degree weather right right that's hardcore shit right and and they're
00:18:34they're arenas in a mall I think Sunrise yes Sunrise Sunrise Sunrise Florida the
00:18:42and and Jake Jake missed it by two shows to be to be on the list of people who
00:18:50have championships and it would have left only max we can give this to Jake
00:18:54yeah no that Jake was on part of my take for the Stanley Cup Finals just not the
00:18:59last couple so Jake finishes it off that everyone who's been on part of my take
00:19:04has won some type of championship yeah that's pretty cool so there's a there's
00:19:10a lot of people in my DM saying that I have to leave part of my take to everyone
00:19:13unfortunately you can't legally ever look at your contract you're in
00:19:20indentured servitude to me and PFT for the rest of your life good so yeah that's
00:19:25non-negotiable but guess what you might win one at some point
00:19:30Phillies look pretty good yeah Phillies look good we'll get to that okay
00:19:35Corey Perry yeah unfortunate for Corey Perry what a shame the right winger on
00:19:40the Oilers he he lost the Stanley Cup for his fourth time in five years on
00:19:45four different teams oh he was on he was on the Stars the Canadiens the Tampa Bay
00:19:52Lightning and Edmonton Oilers oh I'm so sad for Corey Perry tough for him
00:19:57Corey Perry's a fucking scumbag why do you not like Corey Perry I don't know
00:20:01anything I well I mean he was on the Blackhawks this year then there was all
00:20:05rumors but I hate him from when he was on the Ducks oh that's right I remember
00:20:09he's that guy from the Blackhawks yes he's a real but I hated him before yeah
00:20:14he was on the Blackhawks in this shit he's a real motherfucker I hated him on
00:20:18the Ducks though because the Ducks in the in the Hawks went after each other a
00:20:22bunch also how about this in the Jake files for whoa that's wild
00:20:29Jason Tatum yeah could Chuck yeah went to high school together yeah pretty wild
00:20:36I don't think that's wild because we've heard about it so much it's wild it's
00:20:40like one of its it's lost its wild meter it's the Stafford given they've
00:20:44been playing that video for like five years so it's like the wild meter is
00:20:47gone that picture was everywhere last night yeah wouldn't you agree though the
00:20:51wild meter goes down once it to be wild it has to be one of those things that
00:20:55people didn't really expect or didn't really realize but they've hit us over
00:21:00the head with it so much it's Kershaw Stafford yeah right yeah yeah it's not
00:21:04even wild anymore I still think Kershaw Stafford's wild yeah I mean it's not it
00:21:09is just say it is wild it's wild who do you think is the bigger star between
00:21:13those two at their high school Chuck because it's st. Louis right yeah big
00:21:19hockey town do you think Chuck's Batman Tatum's do you think it's order to wear
00:21:22a t-shirt with your own picture on it no yeah I mean you guys have I could find
00:21:28like hundreds yeah I have no aura perfect is it great I have no aura it's
00:21:35a fair point yeah I have no aura you didn't when did you know what the word
00:21:39or meant like a fucking week ago no no but now I do and it's awesome because it
00:21:43triggers you oh yeah I just know that it makes heck mad it's just it's whatever
00:21:49guys are grasping like as hard as you possibly can for anything which like you
00:21:54even said it in your caption that Jalen Brown went all the way to France in the
00:21:58and came back for a Red Sox game you're like that's maximum aura Wow Jason Tatum
00:22:03was in that picture with him I did not say that yeah you did no what did you
00:22:07say I did not what did you say I said Jalen went from Boston to Paris and then
00:22:13Paris back to Boston that's dedication okay huh interesting under a picture of
00:22:20Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown that the Red Sox caption but you didn't you didn't
00:22:25you didn't mention Jason Tatum in that picture because you couldn't even see
00:22:29him because he has no aura no my point was just that Jalen Brown's dedicated
00:22:33is it you can't you can't even see him well don't worry Jalen Brown might be
00:22:38running you out of business we'll get to that what oh look at that necklace we'll
00:22:42get to it hot seat cool throw what is it get to it hot seat cool Durham what is
00:22:46it Hank tell me tell me what it is I don't
00:22:50well how's it cool Durham okay all right let's just do a sequel to on that
00:22:54by the way we are just to set the table we're gonna have Will Compton on that we
00:22:59taped last week and then at the end of the show we're gonna do our Mount Rushmore
00:23:04drunk after beer game so you're seeing the whole evolution of today's you're
00:23:09basically going on an entire day with us because this is we're taking this 8 in
00:23:13the morning in our hotel room and then we're going to be taping the end after
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00:24:32just you don't have a hot seat cool throne so you took no no no no all right
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00:24:52that's the thing it's not coffee what is it it's a cocaine it's caffeine and a
00:24:57necklace what yeah it's cocaine that this is this is the website I Dave said
00:25:03like when they were walking I was like was that necklace I was like yeah I
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00:25:44choose the blend you'd like to play and happy does the rest yeah so basically
00:25:48you can just wear a necklace and get it caffeine just I am going to purchase one
00:25:54of these this seems like the best idea ever so it's a necklace that digitally
00:25:59puts caffeine into your bloodstream and melatonin if you want it is either can
00:26:03you control which is which yeah I would assume yeah 25 blends are why are there
00:26:10imitate the natural magnetic taste them there's no way you taste them so why
00:26:14would there be different blends all right yeah it's a fair hot seat you're
00:26:18right I'm coming screwed the best part is that as soon as as soon after you
00:26:22turn your happy off your body simply stops feeling the blend no lingering
00:26:27side effects nothing left in your body to metabolize metabolize or eliminate I
00:26:31love I love how dumb athletes are sometimes it's the best it's yeah
00:26:34they're just like someone came up with this it was like we'll get at least one
00:26:39guy to buy this one pro athlete to buy this all we need that that probably was
00:26:43the business model they're like let's let's create a necklace and say that it
00:26:47digitally inserts caffeine into your body and then they said well how are we
00:26:51gonna make money and they're like well did you see the the new max in the NBA
00:26:56is 300 million all we need is one guy and they're just get him he's got Jalen
00:27:01Brown good for Jalen Brown what's the point of having 300 million dollars if
00:27:06you don't spend it on junk science right I agree I agree it can't hurt right
00:27:10actually probably could absolutely hurt yeah I could destroy your career 100%
00:27:16hurt yeah I'm in though I'm in listen the new fighting necklace yeah would you
00:27:20I think if you wear this chain you have aura so I'll just say the word or you
00:27:33just hate it so much I don't hate him doesn't have any it's just max yeah it
00:27:40wouldn't bother him so much if he didn't know that Jason Tatum had no no like big
00:27:44cat doesn't literally doesn't know what the definition of or is you can tell you
00:27:48can you don't have to know the definition right yeah that's a fact is
00:27:52it not it's subjective and you're never going to accept the fact that they both
00:27:56have it no I mean I'm gonna continue saying aura look at where he is checked
00:28:08out until he finds out where he no I gotta I gotta buy this necklace what if
00:28:12they make a cock ring oh yeah no Hank he doesn't I'm sorry I'm just being
00:28:24realistic it doesn't you're gonna keep doing it like you've already run into
00:28:29the ground and no I'm not running into the ground it's just no we're shooting
00:28:33it to the moon we have no you definitely won't any good thing it doesn't bother
00:28:38you no yeah it'll be funny anytime wait great good thing okay let me ask you
00:28:42this when Jason Tatum gets to a microphone when he's about to give a
00:28:46speech are you worried like I don't say anything dumb no I would be this is like
00:28:53the biggest cope I've ever heard don't say oh don't say it's a cringe chase you
00:28:57guys are like we can't accept the fact that the Southerners won the champion
00:28:59oh that's how do we try and tear them down it's how do we try and create
00:29:03division I'm tearing him down he's just stating a fact I think this way with
00:29:07Nick Sirianni yeah true time every time yeah no aura no aura but if you should
00:29:13be back kiss the ring bitch and that's what I'm gonna say yeah but that's fine
00:29:16but you can both of those things can be true but you can't say you're not for
00:29:20next year you know but you can't say kiss for you you can't say kiss the ring
00:29:23bitch well at the same time thinking I wish they would stop talking about its
00:29:26aura I I don't think that no yeah you do I don't get in that right now no I hate
00:29:33these guys so much Hank I would love it if my team won a championship and the
00:29:36biggest gripe was that their star didn't have or correct that's a great
00:29:41thing yeah a better than your mind yeah a better position to be PFT you know I'm
00:29:48saying in your mind the gripe is that your favorite player doesn't have aura I
00:29:52would love that who said he's my favorite player a better position to be
00:29:55though PFT would be winning a championship and having all your guys
00:29:58have or that would be great yeah it'd be better than having your main guy that
00:30:02you love so much not have a fine aura I say didn't if you have to ask you can't
00:30:07afford it that's a fact you probably don't know what it means oh looks like I
00:30:13got you no I don't I don't go ahead explain it I don't know I don't know
00:30:18that's the problem so he doesn't know what it looks like they get this Tom
00:30:22Brady have aura uh no you definitely does have or I was going through so it's
00:30:31not an anti Hank thing this is just we're calling it as we see it we're
00:30:34journalists KG has a shitload yes in your nails aura yes yeah a good thing
00:30:41you're not upset wait wait I know what you're doing Hank but like as a as an
00:30:45innocent bystander you can't say that Caleb Williams he has so much he's got
00:30:50you could see if anything he's got too much aura right you could you could say
00:30:54would you rather have aura or a championship I'd rather have both good
00:31:00answer I'd rather have it on Friday where we somehow trick Hank into talking
00:31:10about this again it's not trick I'm gonna I'm gonna speak I'm gonna be like
00:31:13hey today you know I woke up I'd like to have championship aura that's where
00:31:20I'd like the biggest lie no it's just like there's one it's one of those
00:31:26things where it's like this conversation is going to happen in circles forever
00:31:30and it's gonna it's just a no it's like it is annoying not that I don't care
00:31:34about you guys acting like Jason Dave doesn't have or I just know that every
00:31:38time I speak for the next six months it's gonna be like yeah which is just
00:31:43this past week you sound exactly like a guy who doesn't two weeks suck off on
00:31:52this show can we not punch your balls once absolutely you're doing better
00:31:56vibes for you're gonna yeah you're gonna do better I need better I need better
00:32:00vibes we didn't even say that you're competing in the beer Olympus yeah I'm
00:32:03honored speaking of that people need us to bring you back down a little bit
00:32:08otherwise they're gonna unsubscribe from the show that's already happened I'm
00:32:11sorry probably big cat sidebar yeah I'm sure I think Hank doesn't have aura. Max? Max has aura. Big time. It's not great aura but he's got it.
00:32:22Yeah he's like the kid from fucking peanuts. What? Are you talking about Pigpen? Yeah. The Dirty Kid?
00:32:31He called him the Dirty Kid from Charlie Brown?
00:32:33No I think he's talking about Charlie Brown when he misses the, when he misses the final Pigpen. Oh, you're talking about actual Charlie Brown?
00:32:39No he's talking about Pigpen. Yeah. But Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown would have been a better comparison. Kicking the field goal.
00:32:45Charlie Brown has aura.
00:32:47Uh, no. No.
00:32:49Snoopy does.
00:32:51This is like, it's a classic Twitter meme. It's like there's always people on here trying to claim something that's just not true. Like Charlie Brown had hoes. Low key. No he did not.
00:33:00Yeah I think we found more than anything that Hank has no idea what he's talking about when it comes to aura.
00:33:04Yeah, no definitely not.
00:33:05Can you send me, can you send me the link to this necklace? I can't find it.
00:33:08Not anymore. Fuck you. I'm gonna order one though.
00:33:12Okay.
00:33:13Um, my cool throne is three beers.
00:33:16Yeah?
00:33:17Did you guys see this yesterday?
00:33:19No.
00:33:20Nick Beans.
00:33:21Yeah?
00:33:22Golfer. He's never played a PGA Tour sanctioned event. He's never played in an event bigger than a state open. So no corn fairies, no, you know, professional nothing.
00:33:31Uh, he was in like a qualifier, just a regular Monday qualifier to get into the rocket mortgage open. He finished his round. I think he was, you know, in contention, but still needed some things to happen.
00:33:45Drank three beers and then the round ended and he ended up in a playoff and won the playoff.
00:33:51I love that. I love that.
00:33:52But he said, he was like, they're like, how do you think this is going to affect, you know, you had three beers before the playoff and because it's not an official event because his round was over, like it's allowed because like he finished his round, he can do whatever he wants.
00:34:02He drank three beers. They asked him how he felt. He's like, three beers are going to make me play. Perfect. Like, yes, it's the perfect amount. It is. Forget. So three beers is like, for the people that say like, I need, you know, you hit a bad shot or you have a couple of bad holes.
00:34:15You're like, I need to drink three beers, which happens to me every round. Basically.
00:34:18It's true.
00:34:19The four beer rule is what I've always gone by. If you go, if you go to the fourth beer, you basically have to go to ten or you like because four beers, if you have four beers, you're you're signing up for maybe not a hangover, but at least feeling a little off in the morning.
00:34:36Anything under four, you can survive and feel fine and still get a little.
00:34:41I think three beers is the perfect amount for golfing, especially where it's like you get the buzz going, you're having a good time, but you don't get that crash afterwards.
00:34:48And I don't think it affects your game. If anything, it makes you more relaxed. Golf in general is all about finding the golden ratio of alcohol to nicotine to whatever other substances you're ingesting on the course to get to that perfect balance and then just stay at the balance.
00:35:02Now, you never stay at that balance because it's actually perfect for a playoff hole because you get one hole to hit that exact right ratio. But if you have to play like a back nine and you hit that three beer level on hole number 11, then you're just right with it.
00:35:15Then you take her with you experiment with the level three. I forget about zillion beers. Like three beers should be a brand. Yeah, three beers is great. Three beers in a phantom.
00:35:23Actually, we have to drink three beers to start the beer games today. Three beers. Perfect. Out of a boot. Each of us. That's going to suck. Yeah, I'm going tortoise in the pair mode. Yeah, tortoise in the pair.
00:35:37What? They're both. So Max, yeah, we'll go tortoise in the pair mode. Who's the tortoise and who's pair? I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go hair. Your hair. I'm Harry's race. Yeah. No, but I should read the tortoise in the hair and say, I don't know, man. I still think the hair is gonna win.
00:36:00Hair in the pair. Yeah. Wait, wait. What place did the hair finish in the second? Yeah. Okay. PFT. My hot seat is going to be Hank took one of mine. Okay. One. My hot seat is going to be Croatia because Croatia lost in the eighth minute of stoppage time. Wait, which one? I just lied about that. Yeah.
00:36:26You didn't know about the necklace and there's no way to do about the three beers. Yeah. No, my good catch. Yeah. Yeah. I was totally, I was totally going with it. I was just like, yeah, yeah. After I said that, and I remember what Hank's hot seat cool throne was. And I was like, which one am I going to lie about having? Oh, shit. I can't do either one. I guess I'll just fess up to it. You can do you can do. No, no, I actually have some. It was just on the on the wrong tab that I opened up. So my hot seat is going to be gay Perry.
00:36:52Oh, Paris for the Olympics. Did you see about the plan that a bunch of Parisians had to fuck with their government? No, I actually respect this out of the French. So the the president, Emmanuel Macron, and I think the mayor Hidalgo or whatever of Paris, they, they were going to jump into the river in Paris to show how clean it was and to promote the Paris Olympics. So then thousands of French people said, you know what, on this day, we're going to do a flash
00:37:22mob down at the river. We're all going to go into the river and we're going to shit in it. So that the shit gets on to our president and the mayor of the city, which is which is awesome. I don't I have no idea what the politics are behind all this. I just think that it rocks to say we're going to take a shit on our president. Yes, I think that's a very fun thing to do. But then, Macron said that he's not going to get in the river after all, citing like a political concern. So he just didn't want to get shit on him. Kind of a pussy move. Oh, tonight is a pussy move. But I stand with the French. I do too.
00:37:52That's awesome. That's an awesome move. It's going to just, you know, do a quick prank on your on your president. Take a shit on him. Why not? One day a year, we should all get to shit on the president. At least throw stones at him. Yeah. Do the lottery. Yeah, but it's always the president. It's always the president. Yeah. No, there should be like 10 people that get to slap the president. And you enter a lottery at the end of every year. And then they they draw out of the millions of participants, they draw 10 numbers. And then you just get to walk into a room and just
00:38:22power slap the fuck out of whoever the president is. Yeah. I honestly think, though, that if you smacked Biden, it would be like that show. Is it cake or what is a cake or not? Yeah. Is it cake? Yeah. Is it cake? Yeah. Will it cake? You just slap him in and just be like, wait, why do I have cake all on my hand? And he just melts. Or his head might spin 360 degrees around like like in The Exorcist and just open his mouth. Yeah. Scream at you. Yeah. My cool throne is gonna be focusing. Focusing is on the cool throne because
00:38:52J.J. Reddick, new coach of the Los Angeles Lakers. He said that he is no longer in the content game. He's not doing any podcasts anymore. He turned his back on the podcast community that built him up to the point that he's at right now. Big time. Big time. Backstabbing move on JJ's part. And I would just like to say I think we should ban him from part of my take. Mm hmm. J.J.'s ban for part of my job. No, no longer invited on the show. I'd still like him on it unless he decides if he'd like to come on in.
00:39:22If he decides that he can do podcasts again, then he can come back on the show. Yes. But until that moment, he's banned from part of my. Correct. OK, that's fair. That's fair. Yeah. I mean, I would personally I would never take an NBA head coaching job that banned me from podcasting.
00:39:35Nope. But that's just me. I guess it shows you where the priorities are once and for all. They're exactly right. Exactly. And then in his introductory press conference, he used the F word. He used bad language. He swore. And people are angry about that. People are really angry, angry about that.
00:39:49I saw Peter Vesey saying he was upset about it. Frank Isola said enough already with the bleeping profanity in public and the what the bleeping excuse me and he in public and during press conferences, politician, athletes, coaches over the top.
00:40:04Disgusting. And J.J. would say, I don't really give a fuck. Yeah, I did kind of appreciate it. I liked it. Also, Rob Polinka had one of the worst haircuts ever, which I think was intentional.
00:40:16I'm not Rob Lowe. Yeah. And also everyone talk about my haircut, not talk about the fact that J.J. Reddick's coaching experience is fourth grade. Yeah, that was a bad graphic that that was a tough graphic.
00:40:26What is fourth grade volunteer? Fourth grade volunteer. I think J.J. will do a good job. I just wish they were a little bit more honest about it. And especially LeBron, because he said that he had no interaction or discussion with J.J. during the coaching decisions.
00:40:46He did a four month interview on a podcast with them. They never talked for a month interview. They never talked about getting together. They never talked about basketball philosophy. No, they never thought that conversation was all between the proper channels.
00:40:58J.J. Reddick and Rob Polinka only. How stupid does he think that was a literal interview? Well, what's weird is that it's not tampering. No, it was genius. Yeah. But just say what it was. Yeah. LeBron, you can have conversations with people and be like, I think this guy would be a good coach.
00:41:13Right. And then you can make a recommendation during your team's coaching search. That would be a normal expected thing to do. I don't understand why he's lying about this. Right. Just say, yeah, we decided we realized that podcasting is the greatest loophole ever. And we did a podcast about the our philosophies of basketball while doing it.
00:41:31Yeah, I was essentially interviewing him for the job. And then we hired him. Yeah. It's awesome. I just think that it's sad that, you know, the J.J. swears, you know, he was a that. And also he was a podcaster. Yeah. And then now he's turned her back on. Now he's trying to act like he's not a podcaster anymore. He turned his back on the family. He used podcasting. Yeah, that's what you're doing. He used by it's a stepping stone job. Yes, exactly. Sad. It is sad. OK, my hot seat is.
00:42:01Max. Max is on the hot seat. I know why, because the Portnoy, our boss has decided to make a bet on MLB Futures and he put two hundred thousand dollars on the Philadelphia Phillies are a great team, Max.
00:42:22Let's talk about this for a second, because I have bet on the Eagles and the Phillies and Nova and I have I have jumped in your hole on different sports. There is a big difference between me and Dave in this respect.
00:42:37Yeah, no, because I always will love you no matter what. I like at the end of the day, I like jumping in your hole and being there side by side. But like, I genuinely love you. Dave hates you. He detests you as a human being.
00:42:52Yeah, yeah, I'm aware. So I don't I my when Hank said this before the show started, my heart like sunk. Yes. It is like the last thing that I want to. So what's going to happen when you're in your overalls and pigtails screaming at us?
00:43:08It's that. I think the vibe is going to be much different this year. Well, I mean, the thing about Max, though, is you cannot control yourself when it comes to Philly sports like you. You're you can go into it with a strategy of how you're going to play it. But Max is going to come out no matter what.
00:43:25Yeah, I guess it's it's just going to be weird because I'm already picturing Dave has that look like when he looks at someone when he wants to blame them for something with sports that he's just going to be looking at me if like the Phillies strike out a big spot and it's just going to be like that little side eye and I'm and I'm not going to be able to it's I'm going to be worried about the Phillies winning the World Series and then I'm also going to be worried about the owner of this company, like firing me at it.
00:43:55Well, he's not he's not going to fire you.
00:43:57He's not going to fire you.
00:43:58He might he might threaten to fire you.
00:44:00He might threaten to fire you and also like belittle you and blame you for everything.
00:44:04But he's not going to fire you because he can't fire you.
00:44:08When Max heard the news, he tells me that I should fire you.
00:44:11I might have to fire you.
00:44:12But, OK, yeah, when Max heard the news, you saw his future flash in front of his eyes.
00:44:17Max immediately put himself like looking into early October and seeing all these things Dave was going to be saying to him and doing to him.
00:44:27And Max just he just melted a tiny bit.
00:44:30And in the in the funniest part, not the funniest part, but.
00:44:35The Phillies would have to really fuck up not to be in at least the NLCS because the NL is trash.
00:44:43Yeah, like they will be in big playoff games.
00:44:45What are the chances?
00:44:46There's no way that they're not going to be in big playoff games.
00:44:49They are. They are better.
00:44:50It's a lock.
00:44:50They are better than than a lot of these teams.
00:44:53Like the wild cards, a joke.
00:44:56The teams are going to get in are going to be a joke.
00:44:58The Phillies will be in the NLCS.
00:45:00It would be. I don't know if they'll win the NLCS.
00:45:02That's going to be a tough.
00:45:03I mean, the Dodgers are amazing.
00:45:05I know the Dodgers would be who they play in the NLCS most likely.
00:45:08But they like the way the NL is set up.
00:45:10I think they will be in the NLCS.
00:45:12I don't know. Baseball's so weird.
00:45:13Anything like a good attitude, Max.
00:45:15Yeah, there we go, Max.
00:45:16Good. That was your first test.
00:45:17But I'm just like, what are the chances?
00:45:19Like the Phillies make it to the World Series?
00:45:21Dave's like, you can't watch this game.
00:45:23I know he wouldn't say that.
00:45:25He might say that you can't.
00:45:26But like, what if he's like, you're such bad vibes like you?
00:45:29No, no, no.
00:45:30Because it contents.
00:45:31Yes, you're good for the for content.
00:45:33So having you on a stream watching the games is he's going to
00:45:36probably not going to even stream it.
00:45:37That's that's true.
00:45:38So you're fine. That's a good point.
00:45:40That's a good point.
00:45:41And really, is it surviving?
00:45:43Barstool is right around.
00:45:45Playoffs, so maybe maybe he'll watch it.
00:45:48That's a good point.
00:45:49Hank, it's going to be.
00:45:50Yeah, you got to jump in front of Smitty.
00:45:52Well, no, Smitty will be his punch.
00:45:54Like he as much as he dislikes me.
00:45:56Yeah, he he dislikes Smitty.
00:45:57Right. 10 X. Right.
00:45:58X of me.
00:45:59Rones, the real winner out of all this.
00:46:01Yeah, wins everything.
00:46:02Yeah. But but also, Max, think about the positives.
00:46:06What if they win it all?
00:46:08He might give you he might rip you off a fucking check.
00:46:11I don't think I think that he it'll all be like.
00:46:16I am the only one to get that's that city.
00:46:19That's that city.
00:46:20True. He'll take credit for it.
00:46:21That's that's that's that's stinky loser.
00:46:25Yeah. Yeah.
00:46:26You're going to get Max needed Dave to save him.
00:46:29Yeah. Yeah. That's what that's going to be.
00:46:30The only way you can win is when I when I step in front.
00:46:33And then he's also going to say, I'm the only one that believes Nick Foles.
00:46:37I'm the only one that believes in this Phillies team.
00:46:39I'm the biggest Phillies fan here.
00:46:40Correct. And so if they lose, it'll all be my fault.
00:46:44If they win, it'll only be because of.
00:46:46Yeah, yeah, true.
00:46:47Yeah, it's yeah, it's not a great situation to be in.
00:46:51You'll find your way. Yeah, yeah, it'll be fun.
00:46:54You've got good instincts.
00:46:55All right. My my cool throne is
00:46:59still blue coffee because we have new two new flavors.
00:47:01Do you have necklaces?
00:47:02We don't, but we can actually work on that.
00:47:04I'll try to get you an OK. Yeah.
00:47:05Blueberry muffin.
00:47:07Delicious cold brew.
00:47:08New flavor to new flavors.
00:47:09Blueberry muffin.
00:47:10This one, if you put a little milk in, it unlocks the entire flavor.
00:47:14And then we have cinnamon sugar donut
00:47:17cold brew super easy to make.
00:47:19Throw two patches in a pitcher.
00:47:20You're going to send some at the booger.
00:47:21Yes. Oh, good call.
00:47:24Because he he he loves coffee, so he can't resist.
00:47:27I'm like, you're eating doughnuts, dude.
00:47:29So the cinnamon sugar doughnuts. Very good.
00:47:31Yeah. Put them put them in your pitcher.
00:47:33Throw it in your fridge.
00:47:34You have it for the whole week.
00:47:36Go by right now. Help some dogs as well.
00:47:39All right. Do we have anything else before we get into will?
00:47:41And then we will see everyone drunk out of our minds in the other end.
00:47:45Congrats to Tennessee.
00:47:46Tennessee baseball won the College World Series.
00:47:48That's a team to back.
00:47:50They they I feel like the last few years have been climbing the hill,
00:47:54climbing the mountain where they've stumbled.
00:47:56They've had some pretty sad,
00:47:59you know, losses.
00:48:00I think they didn't even did they not make Omaha like a year ago
00:48:03or two years ago when they were one of the best teams?
00:48:05Either way, they were dominant all year.
00:48:08They were the number one team.
00:48:10They even lost the first game just to make it a little interesting.
00:48:12Five consecutive national championships for the SEC.
00:48:15Yeah. Big time.
00:48:16You saw the conference fans come out last night. Yes.
00:48:18SEC. We did it again. Yes.
00:48:21That's just I mean, there's like half the country doesn't
00:48:24a lot of the country doesn't have baseball.
00:48:26But yeah. But SEC. Yeah. But SEC.
00:48:29But yeah, congrats, Tennessee.
00:48:30Ball for life. Peyton said this is just the start.
00:48:33He said, we're going to start winning and everything.
00:48:35I mean, football may they might be pretty good in football.
00:48:38They've got a great quarterback.
00:48:40But in basketball, I felt like this was the year. Yeah.
00:48:44Yeah. But it's OK. You won a national championship.
00:48:45You won a national title. Flags fly forever. Yeah.
00:48:48OK, so we have Will Compton.
00:48:50And then the next time you hear us without Will, we will be drunk as fuck.
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00:50:08Well, we'll see if you can get back to very, very special guest.
00:50:14I think right now you're a guest.
00:50:15I think you're a very special human being.
00:50:17Yeah, even Compton.
00:50:19He was a guest on part might take even better human being.
00:50:22Yeah, he's. Yeah, you're right.
00:50:23When you see him, you're like, there's our special boy.
00:50:25Yeah. As of right now, as of right now.
00:50:27All right. So special. Yeah.
00:50:29But you're not a special guest.
00:50:30So so let's set the stage.
00:50:32So this is this is being done in secret.
00:50:34You're here for the dozen trivia.
00:50:35Yes. At when people listen to this, they will know
00:50:40that we are back into beer games.
00:50:43Yeah. The Beer Olympics, the beer games.
00:50:46Now, what would happen if we said Beer Olympics, the entire beer games?
00:50:49Would you guys get sued?
00:50:51I don't think so. I think I think PFT.
00:50:53I think it's more of a shame.
00:50:56I think it's more of like titling, like we can't title it that
00:50:58because it's the year.
00:50:59What if I titled all of my tweets and everything?
00:51:02I think you're OK to do that.
00:51:04What if we were shirts during the Beer Olympics
00:51:06that just had the Olympic logo, except it was just beer mugs?
00:51:10I still think that that's OK.
00:51:11What I just I don't know how crazy they are.
00:51:14Like, you know what I mean?
00:51:14I don't know if it's like you can't even tweet Super Bowl.
00:51:17What if I pay JP one, two or three to title the video Beer Olympics?
00:51:22They wouldn't do that.
00:51:23Well, everyone's got a price. They do. Yeah.
00:51:26But I would I would think that they would say, hey,
00:51:29we're getting offered this amount of money. Right. Change the title.
00:51:32Well, what if I can you match it?
00:51:33What if I offered him so much money?
00:51:35I was like, the only condition is you can't tell them.
00:51:38They'd probably do it. OK. All right.
00:51:39What if we just these are just shames that we're saying? Yeah.
00:51:42That would be a shame. That would be a shame.
00:51:44Do you guys have a meme guy?
00:51:46Yeah. What if we hired your meme guy?
00:51:50I mean, he probably he probably like I my dream was to work for part of my take.
00:51:53What if whatever I was going to say, like, I don't think
00:51:58they would think about it.
00:52:00But I would assume my heart of hearts tells me
00:52:02that they would not leave Boston to go to part of my take.
00:52:05How much would you like for our memes guy for your memes guy?
00:52:08What would the trade look like there?
00:52:10I don't know. I don't know what all the memes guy does.
00:52:13Is he is he a five tool athlete?
00:52:14Our memes guy? Yeah.
00:52:15Lacrosse college lacrosse player. Yeah. OK. He is on a pip, though.
00:52:19What else can he do outside of the memes?
00:52:21Not a whole lot. Really? Take care of a turtle.
00:52:24Does he what does he do structurally or operationally for you guys?
00:52:27He gets very mad at Italian reporters. Mm hmm. OK. Yeah.
00:52:32Is he a good vibe? Good vibes?
00:52:33Oh, no, definitely not.
00:52:35The opposite of good vibes.
00:52:36If you take you probably have to offer you have to offer memes and money
00:52:41to go with this package to get. Yeah, we'd have to throw in a pic. Yeah.
00:52:43Yeah. Because our guys are good vibes, guys.
00:52:46Can they're good hangs? Yeah.
00:52:47We don't. Max is our only good vibes guy.
00:52:50Hank and memes are both just bad vibes all the time.
00:52:53And they hate each other.
00:52:54Yeah, they they're they make each other worse.
00:52:56They're oil and water.
00:52:58And just just bring all of our vibes down constantly.
00:53:01I'm great. But now. Oh, yeah.
00:53:03Oh, yeah. Hey, eight hours after you won a title.
00:53:06Weird how that works.
00:53:07Well, those I think I think you have moments of being a good vibes guy.
00:53:11Yeah. Well, of course, a lot of time from the outside looking in,
00:53:14it seems like you're just like, all right, another fucking day.
00:53:17We have another fucking day around these boys.
00:53:21When Hank wins a championship, he's a great vibes guy.
00:53:25And it does happen frequently enough to him that he you know,
00:53:28that's like once every five years we get a great day of Hank happening.
00:53:31Hank skipped into work today at like eight thirty in the morning.
00:53:33You know, I saw him in the parking lot.
00:53:35I was like, what is going on right now?
00:53:37You know, Mincy gets here like early and he just walks around
00:53:39hoping that, you know, someone will have a conversation with him.
00:53:41Yeah, I did that this morning.
00:53:43Hank was part Mincy this morning, just wandering around the office,
00:53:45being like, you guys want to talk to me or anything?
00:53:47I want to talk about the Celtics.
00:53:48Want to say anything to me?
00:53:49All right. So so to set the stage of what we're doing here.
00:53:51So like I said, when people listen to this,
00:53:53they'll already know that we're in beer games.
00:53:55We can go through.
00:53:57There was a lot of lot of lot of history back and forth.
00:54:00Yeah. But at the end of the day, we're happy that we're going to be
00:54:03competing in beer games.
00:54:04We also are going to do at the end of this interview.
00:54:08Max has a concussion test for us that he's going to administer to us
00:54:12after beer games that we're going to run on Wednesday's episodes.
00:54:16The end of the show after this interview will be us drunk after beer games.
00:54:20OK, but we are happy that we're back in.
00:54:24It man, did it was it a road?
00:54:26And it's a surprise like no one else besides you and Taylor
00:54:29know that we're back in. Right.
00:54:30We're excited.
00:54:31We have a big where people have seen it by now,
00:54:34but we have a big body armor truck. We're coming in.
00:54:36We wanted to want to come in like Stone Cold Steve Austin.
00:54:39It's an incredible idea.
00:54:40It's going to be to bring it all back, because it was we had.
00:54:43We personally had probably the toughest moment of our relationship.
00:54:46And I. Yes, yes, yes.
00:54:48Because I mean, how would you how would you describe the beer games scheduling?
00:54:54The scheduling? Yes.
00:54:55From which angle?
00:54:56Because there's multiple angles. OK.
00:54:58And what I need to be cautious of is walking myself down to certain angles.
00:55:02And then I get you guys divide and conquer me.
00:55:04And then I can't talk about one sole thing because a lot of things happened.
00:55:07I have no ulterior motive here. Sounds like you're worried. No.
00:55:10I'm just saying you guys are really good.
00:55:12I just got to be on my I got to be on my stuff.
00:55:14Your word. We're going to divide and conquer yourself. Yeah. Yeah.
00:55:17It's only you here right now.
00:55:18I know. But it's an intimidating factor.
00:55:20I'm sitting here.
00:55:21The couch is lower than your guys's desk.
00:55:22There's a kind of two on one talking down to me.
00:55:24OK, so let's start with you said that there's multiple angles.
00:55:27Let's start with one that is that makes you look the best. OK.
00:55:30How did the schedule? Yeah, it makes us look the best. Yeah. Yeah.
00:55:32Even even this isn't going to be good. Yeah. No, it's not.
00:55:36I could because I'm only able to tell him from my from my lens and my. Yeah.
00:55:41The scheduling element was very unfortunate to start there.
00:55:47So last year, the couple of years we've done the beer games,
00:55:50we've had them on the the week that many camp gets over after tight end.
00:55:54You know, it's George that's tight in you right after many games.
00:55:57Is George going to be competing in beer games?
00:56:00No, he'll be a referee now that he's out now,
00:56:02now that this is coming out on Wednesday.
00:56:04No, like the boy, he's he's he's nursing a lot.
00:56:07He's nursing some.
00:56:09I don't want to say all of us. OK.
00:56:10This is phase me.
00:56:12Yeah, it's after after many campus phase me.
00:56:14Then you report to offseason.
00:56:15You report to the training later. Yeah. Yeah.
00:56:17Did you ever come close to getting arrested during phase me?
00:56:20I don't even know what you're referring to.
00:56:22Phase me is what happens after the OTAs.
00:56:24And then all the players are kind of left to themselves.
00:56:27Yeah. The Jets call it phase me.
00:56:28We work on yourself.
00:56:30And then you come back for training camp.
00:56:31It's when all the when it's like the only thing that can happen
00:56:34in this period of time between mini camp and training camp is bad.
00:56:38Never got arrested.
00:56:39There's no in between phase anything close. No. OK.
00:56:42It was always, you know, I had to make the team every year.
00:56:45Yeah, that's true.
00:56:45So it's not like I can go on any trips, miss any days.
00:56:48So phase me wasn't even fun for phase.
00:56:50Yeah. Phase me wasn't fun for me.
00:56:51It was more like anxiety, like, damn, it's coming. It's coming. Yeah.
00:56:53Yeah. How are you going about this year?
00:56:55If you have an injury, if you're or whatever,
00:56:57I don't know what kid was dealing with.
00:56:58But if you're recovering from something,
00:56:59probably not the best look to be just like chugging beers. Right.
00:57:03And like we can't make the club in the pub when you're that committed to ball,
00:57:06which George is like you just think of it as you put alcohol on your body.
00:57:10Inflammation like would this be good for me?
00:57:13I need to start dialing in.
00:57:14You start that anxieties like there. Yeah. OK.
00:57:16So so back to the scheduling part.
00:57:18So the scheduling part, having at the times that we we
00:57:22that we've had it in June going into this year during the Super Bowl week,
00:57:27I'm starting to learn that it's on the exact same time as the dozen.
00:57:30When you say I'm starting to learn what you're actually saying is
00:57:34you told me the date and I said that is already scheduled. Correct.
00:57:38Correct. Because you kind of went.
00:57:39That was a gloss over of I'm starting to learn. OK.
00:57:43I learned at the Super Bowl week that the dozen trivia
00:57:46tournament half it was happening at the exact.
00:57:48Which is the whole her big cat. Yeah.
00:57:50Which is the whole which is the whole company starting to learn.
00:57:52I'm sorry. Jeff, Jeff.
00:57:53Jeff and I get on the phone
00:57:55and he's like, I can schedule your games like it was like Sunday.
00:58:00It was basically like the Tuesday or Wednesday that's open,
00:58:02like how I'm going back for tight in you at this point.
00:58:05We would love tomorrow. Yeah, yeah.
00:58:07I know you're left in you because we were invited to tighten you,
00:58:09but we can't because of the dozen.
00:58:11Right. But you could have went on Wednesday.
00:58:14No, we could. We can't. I play.
00:58:16And we got a game. Hank has a game.
00:58:19Yeah. A game. What do you mean?
00:58:21We're playing in trivia.
00:58:23Right. I was you. Listen, listen, hang on.
00:58:25This is it. This is it.
00:58:26This is what I'm saying. You start getting ripped apart here.
00:58:28Yeah. You moved beer games to the week that the dozen was the dozen.
00:58:32Then move time out. That's that is that is where it's all.
00:58:35We didn't move the beer game.
00:58:36So the week of the does your Olympics, sorry, the beer Olympics.
00:58:39We didn't move it.
00:58:40We just learned Super Bowl week that they were getting planned for the same.
00:58:44OK, back to. OK, OK.
00:58:46I'm on the phone with Jeff.
00:58:47We're figuring out, hey, I can play you on Sunday, Monday.
00:58:50Let's say you go out to do beer games Tuesday.
00:58:53If you guys win, you'll have to be back for the final four.
00:58:56Like we're working it out just between us two.
00:58:59And so that it was step one as we're starting to capture
00:59:04some some shit from like, hey, you're scheduling the same.
00:59:07Yeah. Yeah. And it started six months.
00:59:10That's where it started.
00:59:11There's also there's other people that would be competing
00:59:13in the beer Olympics that also had to do the doesn't know. Right.
00:59:16That's the thing. Correct.
00:59:17So they could schedule the booze ponies.
00:59:19Myself, I was thinking like after we had the success
00:59:23that we had with the beer Olympics last year, you guys wanted to participate.
00:59:26And we're kind of sitting back like, yeah, we need to get.
00:59:28Yeah, we need to welcome the cats that want to want to play. Yeah.
00:59:31Because the first year we did it, it was just alignment.
00:59:33It was the Titans align. We had a good time.
00:59:35We're like, how can we make it bigger this year?
00:59:37And it just like Bert and Shane were in and it kind of all worked out.
00:59:40And then you saw the you saw the reaction on social media.
00:59:43Dan wanted to be in the boys on to be in.
00:59:45It's like, yeah, how do we make this thing even bigger? Yeah.
00:59:48And at that point during Super Bowl week, we also sat down with Jason Kelsey.
00:59:53Yeah. And we sat down and had breakfast to figure out what day
00:59:56we could do it on that week, because at that point it was on Wednesday. Yeah.
00:59:59And he was like, and for everybody to learn to when their beer bowl came out,
01:00:05it kind of seemed like they were cucking us or making that.
01:00:07Oh, but they were doing it for you. Yeah, they were.
01:00:10But Jason was like, hey, we have the beer bowl that we do
01:00:14and we do those for two days.
01:00:15We do that on Wednesday, Thursday.
01:00:16If you guys moved it to Tuesday up a day.
01:00:19Yeah, we can make it all work because Travis really wants to do this.
01:00:22I can't leave him hanging like where we want to do the the beer Olympics.
01:00:26So we build the whole beer.
01:00:27So we build the whole. Yes.
01:00:29Bert, Shane, Kelsey's.
01:00:31And then obviously you want to get the returning champs, George.
01:00:33And at that point, George was he was down to do it.
01:00:36But he's like, I just kind of got to see how the offseason unfolds.
01:00:40At this point in this story. Yeah.
01:00:43Will is thinking and I've heard this from multiple reports.
01:00:47So the beer Olympics are scheduled.
01:00:49We've moved the dozen.
01:00:50The Kelsey's are in.
01:00:52There was a point and this is going to shock people
01:00:54because whatever everything has transpired since
01:00:57with all the dropouts and all the drama and everything.
01:01:00I've heard from multiple reports that will said there was a 30 percent chance
01:01:04that Taylor Swift was going to come to the beer.
01:01:06Oh, my God.
01:01:07He thought there was a 30 percent chance Taylor Swift was going to attend
01:01:11the beer. You never know.
01:01:13I think. Hey, you never know.
01:01:16I think there's still a chance she might show up.
01:01:18That's where we came from.
01:01:20That was where that was the height.
01:01:22Well, the 30 percent chance of Taylor Swift, like when Dave was now Dave,
01:01:27Dave was down to do the beer games like a 10
01:01:30because we're going to have him be your partner.
01:01:32Yeah. And he was on board at first until he wasn't.
01:01:35And then when he really wasn't on board, he's like, you can get me back
01:01:37if you get Taylor Swift. Right. OK.
01:01:40So we're like, OK, there's a shot on a diva, Dave. Yeah, yeah.
01:01:42There's a shot in the dark that we get that we can get DP at the game.
01:01:45I mean, you could always just get.
01:01:48Well, who would Dave play with if not Taylor Swift?
01:01:51Miss Peaches. Yeah.
01:01:52Get Miss Peaches to compete in the beer Olympics.
01:01:54Now we get some fucking.
01:01:56I would get that. We get some traction.
01:01:57I'd be bigger than Taylor Swift.
01:01:58So. All right. So.
01:01:59So. So you're set.
01:02:00And then you got all these guys and then one by one, they just start dropping out.
01:02:04Yes. So the whole.
01:02:05So that week, that week when the the antennas really started to go up
01:02:09was the fact that we did want Barstool personalities to do it.
01:02:12Yeah. And that way it was.
01:02:14That was where it was like, you know, you're kind of you're kind of hitting heads
01:02:17because there you guys are, you know, first and foremost with the dozen.
01:02:21And so I was like, damn, how are we going to pivot from this?
01:02:23The next week is when we had we basically got on the phone
01:02:27with Barstool, like the sales team.
01:02:29You demanded 40 people time out there.
01:02:32There's a lot of BS in that. OK.
01:02:34We got on the phone and you know how it works.
01:02:36Like they're they're starting to pitch the idea for sponsors
01:02:39on the event and everything else.
01:02:40As we were talking about the idea and the vision that we had for the beer games
01:02:44with Vegas, because over the last year, we've built a good reputation
01:02:47or a good relationship with Red Rocks.
01:02:49Yeah. Taylor brought up the the Vegas idea.
01:02:52And it was kind of like, you know, Red Rocks having the hotel and casino.
01:02:56You have everything in house.
01:02:57You have to worry about guys like you have to worry about transportation,
01:03:02food, drink. Everything is right there.
01:03:04Nobody has to leave chaos.
01:03:05Yeah. Tunnel of chaos. Vegas kind of hosts itself.
01:03:08You have to worry about getting everybody there.
01:03:10Like, hey, make sure you don't drive. Yeah.
01:03:11Yeah. It's going to be a movie, going to be a movie
01:03:13like all of that with the talent that we had committed at the time.
01:03:18It felt like it made more sense because last year we got a bubble
01:03:22like the NBA bubble. Yeah. In red. Yeah.
01:03:24So this was the peak.
01:03:25This the peak was we had we had Vegas games.
01:03:28We had the venue.
01:03:29We had Shane Gillis. We had Bert.
01:03:31We had the Kelsey brothers.
01:03:32We had 40 people demanded from Barstool doing a movie.
01:03:37Yeah, this was at this point.
01:03:41This was the biggest thing that's basically ever been created. Correct.
01:03:44And then that year, as the year unfolded, McGregor Chandler gets announced for.
01:03:48Oh, my God. So he probably would have come by. Jelly roll.
01:03:51Yeah. Jelly roll. He was throwing it. He was doing a concert.
01:03:54Yeah. So it's all perfect. And then it's all perfect.
01:03:57So I do want to go to the part where all resource
01:04:00like this budget resources get poured into bussing with the.
01:04:03Now, that's not we don't need that. That isn't.
01:04:05Oh, that's that is important. That is important.
01:04:09Because we said this, the vision of it all.
01:04:13And then they're like, all right, we're going to take this to sales.
01:04:14It seems like we need to sell this bigger than we did last year.
01:04:17So we're fired up.
01:04:18The next phone call is when we get told, hey, this could be
01:04:24this is an awesome deal.
01:04:25This could be an a tentpole event.
01:04:27Barstool, we want to get behind this more.
01:04:30So what do you guys think about the idea of Rob?
01:04:33Because we brought up Rob in the first one, like it would be sick
01:04:36to have a high level production team
01:04:39because to get cams on different teams and to tell different stories
01:04:43throughout the games, like it could be really cool for the audience
01:04:45to kind of see the perspective from.
01:04:47Yeah. Shane's team from your guys.
01:04:49Oh, my God. I see all the different in season hard knocks for the.
01:04:52Yeah. Kind of kind of bring like a reality element to it.
01:04:55They kind of get rid of those different perspectives movie.
01:04:57And they're like, what would you think are they're like,
01:05:00we can have we can put Rob's team on this.
01:05:03Love it. Rob's one of the guys here.
01:05:04He's a production guy. Yeah, he's a stud.
01:05:07He does a plus commercials that we do. Yeah.
01:05:08Yeah. Surviving that.
01:05:10Yeah. Barstool put together last year.
01:05:13And my first question was, what about the dozen and Jeff?
01:05:18And the response was.
01:05:21Jeff's going to have to move the dozen.
01:05:22Oh, and he boxed them out.
01:05:25And I literally said, can I please call him?
01:05:27Because, oh, wow, this sucks.
01:05:29That's so this is a nice.
01:05:30So so you did call him because you like all us
01:05:33when you kicked us out of the beer games.
01:05:34OK, yeah, yes. Which we'll get to that.
01:05:37How did you take that call?
01:05:39They didn't. They were like, you can't tell him yet.
01:05:42We will tell him when he needs to know.
01:05:44And I was like, I did.
01:05:45I truly felt like this sucks, like this is not this.
01:05:48But doesn't everything going to have to get moved?
01:05:50And then we also get told that there's going to be a three hundred
01:05:53thousand dollar budget put behind this. Wow.
01:05:55So we're like we're obviously fired up that that Barstool wants to buy into this
01:05:59because years past, it's like we're doing the contractors.
01:06:02We kind of operate solo.
01:06:03Barstool does all the sales like we kind of have to figure out our own way,
01:06:07make it sick.
01:06:08And when Barstool buys in like that, we're like, oh, this is awesome.
01:06:10Like this is really becoming like what we wanted it to be.
01:06:14And all the unfolding of it gets moved for dozen.
01:06:18You kind of take those jokes and have fun with it and embrace it
01:06:20because it does suck. But it's like, what do you do?
01:06:22What do you do? And then, unfortunately, what a shame.
01:06:27Travis backs out. Oh, no.
01:06:29We get the call. Oh, no.
01:06:30We built the whole thing around that was like, God damn it, dude.
01:06:34Like this is going to start looking like even more shitty
01:06:37because we've already taken we've already had to move the dozen, which sucked.
01:06:41And then Burt drops out. Oh.
01:06:45Then Shane's kind of playing the up in the air game
01:06:48where he's kind of like joking on you that he's not doing it.
01:06:51But I kind of had to call him.
01:06:52I was like, bro, I we have to know if you're going to do this
01:06:55because we got to lock in what names are on.
01:06:58Like this is getting sold at a high level like this.
01:07:00There's more going into this this year to where they need to know names beforehand.
01:07:03Like it's beyond us.
01:07:04It's beyond. It's bigger than for you. Bigger than us.
01:07:07And he's like, yeah, I'm going to go blah, blah, blah.
01:07:09We go to a show. He's like, I'll be there.
01:07:11Then he gets an awesome deal with Bud Light where he's got to shoot a commercial.
01:07:14So he's like, you got to do it.
01:07:16You have to understand that he has.
01:07:18If you isolate the if you isolate the situation, you're like, we get it.
01:07:21But collectively, it's like this is going to be an avalanche on us.
01:07:25It's like you almost made it too big. Right.
01:07:27You're Olympic. Right. You got beyond your control.
01:07:29You're like Oppenheimer. Yeah, we couldn't control it.
01:07:31Yeah. Which is like Taylor and I.
01:07:33It's the first time we've actually tried intentionally planning it way out in advance.
01:07:38Shouldn't do that. And it bit us in the ass.
01:07:41So all four of those, the four biggest teams, George is like, hey, I can't swing it.
01:07:46CMC's also has a wedding that week that he's like, I'm going to go.
01:07:49It's just hard to swing everything.
01:07:50But even if Travis drops out, Jason is still huge. Right.
01:07:55Jason's going to be there, which I'm pumped about, because that guy would.
01:07:58He's not going to skip to do.
01:07:59Like, what's he going to do?
01:08:00Like, he's drinking beer that weekend, right?
01:08:02Yeah, he's drinking beer the entire week, I believe. Right.
01:08:04So all right. So so all of that falls through.
01:08:07Yeah. What part of the story we're at now?
01:08:09We're at Dave point.
01:08:11This is we missed it. We missed one one little piece.
01:08:14Which piece? You know, a piece.
01:08:16OK, now, as each person falls out, I'm on the yak as this stuff is happening.
01:08:21Yeah, we're embracing it the best way we can.
01:08:23But there's never any conversation about like pivoting.
01:08:27It was like, hey, if there are cameras that are on certain teams
01:08:29that you don't need them on, you know, who could we take them off of?
01:08:32And we're kind of naming those teams.
01:08:33And then we're kind of thinking, let's not try to build it back to 16 teams.
01:08:36Let's keep it at 12 so we don't stress ourselves out,
01:08:38because this is already becoming
01:08:40a big time stressor for the effort and everything going into it.
01:08:45And Dave is a hard out.
01:08:47He's shitting on it every week.
01:08:48It's on the unnamed show every week.
01:08:50You guys are running your your bits on on part of my take.
01:08:53But at that point, oh, no, it wasn't a bit.
01:08:55We said it would be a shame.
01:08:56It would be a shame if this happened.
01:08:58But it's part of that doesn't.
01:09:00Would it not have been?
01:09:01It's a. Yeah, it's a.
01:09:02Yeah, you know, we're all having fun jokes.
01:09:04So that's not a joke.
01:09:05Here's the thing.
01:09:05It would have been a shame. Yeah.
01:09:06Here's the thing.
01:09:07I don't want to take any of that personally, because I was always here.
01:09:10Here's what my thought was the whole time.
01:09:12I was always pumped about the actual beer games. Correct.
01:09:15I I was looking so forward to it.
01:09:17I love drinking beers with the boys.
01:09:19I love beers.
01:09:20I'd still like beers.
01:09:22I'm like I'm like Cavanaugh.
01:09:23I like beer, sir. Yeah, I enjoy beer.
01:09:26The travel part was always tough.
01:09:28And then also it's just so fun to cancel plans. Right.
01:09:32And it's so fun. You know, it is right.
01:09:34Like, have you ever canceled a good plan?
01:09:36And then you're like, this feels great.
01:09:38PFT also. Right.
01:09:39And here's where here's where I'll throw you something.
01:09:42Because you're missing one.
01:09:43You were you were also being like, hey, why don't you guys move it?
01:09:48Well, well, you're still missing the one thing I would address.
01:09:51So here here was in PFT is right.
01:09:53I always wanted to compete. Yeah, and I do.
01:09:55I always the actual beer games was awesome.
01:09:58The one piece that you're missing.
01:10:00Taylor went to Mexico.
01:10:03Will and I had a conversation.
01:10:05Will told me the beer games were on Monday.
01:10:10No, that was Wednesday, I said, the 26th.
01:10:12So you said Monday, we I have the clip.
01:10:14We had this conversation.
01:10:15He said it was Monday.
01:10:16The the whatever it is.
01:10:17What's that? The twenty third or no.
01:10:20I could have easily said 26.
01:10:21All right. So he told me it was Monday or 25.
01:10:24I always wanted to go out to the sphere to see the Grateful Dead.
01:10:27OK, and that's that weekend right before they've been playing
01:10:30like for a bunch of weekends. OK.
01:10:32So I was going to go at some point in this run.
01:10:35You told me the beer games, a beer Olympics.
01:10:37Excuse me. Was that Monday?
01:10:39I said, perfect.
01:10:41I will go to the sphere on that weekend.
01:10:44And then we can the boys can come out Sunday.
01:10:47We'll do one podcast and then we'll do the beer Olympics on Monday.
01:10:50Need the list. You're like, hey, what's the list?
01:10:52So we can made a whole bit.
01:10:53Yeah, made a whole.
01:10:54Yeah, we were going to interview a bunch of people.
01:10:56Made a whole vacation around it.
01:10:58Taylor comes back from Mexico and goes, what is Will talking about?
01:11:02The beer games are on.
01:11:03The beer Olympics are on Tuesday.
01:11:05So now I'm going to Vegas.
01:11:09I'm making all the part of my take guys come out Sunday
01:11:12because we record on Sunday nights.
01:11:13And then we're so we're now it now went from a two day trip
01:11:17to they have to come Sunday, do nothing Monday
01:11:20because everyone dropped out.
01:11:21We have no interviews to do beer games, beer Olympics, Tuesday, flyback Wednesday.
01:11:25So now it's a four day thing that because you just told me the wrong date.
01:11:30Yeah. And I scheduled a whole vacation around it.
01:11:33Yes, you did.
01:11:34You guys, that was where I was like, I don't want you guys.
01:11:37Because I feel like, too, when I was saying like it's on Monday,
01:11:39it's like when all of it was happening, we moved it.
01:11:42You know, we're busting each other's balls and stuff.
01:11:43It's like at least the relief is that it's right after the weekend.
01:11:47Yeah. You had the vacation set up.
01:11:49You had the business part of it set up.
01:11:51It's like, OK, this is this is a good some good optimism to wrap around.
01:11:54So that was my whole problem was that draft night.
01:11:57We learned. Yeah, we learned. Hang on. It's the wrong date.
01:12:00Yeah. And I have you on tape saying that it was the 25th or the 24th.
01:12:04And so that was where I was like, this now has become a four day commitment
01:12:09for me where we can't even do work.
01:12:12We can't even interview anyone. Right.
01:12:13So that's where I started to be like, I really don't want to go again.
01:12:17I want to play in the beer games,
01:12:18but I don't want to be in Vegas for four days doing absolutely nothing. Right.
01:12:22That was the shame.
01:12:23Now, the way you explain it right now, being in Vegas for four days
01:12:26with absolutely no commitments does sound pretty fun.
01:12:28But we would also that does sound middle of the summer.
01:12:30And we would not be on the strip.
01:12:32We'd be at Red Rocks. Yeah, it's no internal chaos.
01:12:34Imagine how much money. Yeah.
01:12:36I mean, we would be fine.
01:12:37So that's where I was like, will kind of fucked me here
01:12:40because he his his brain can't even say the correct date. Right. Right.
01:12:44But the joking that that lightness of committed.
01:12:48I hate this. I want to go.
01:12:50Yeah. Is where as it all unfolded the week that it unfolded, where it blows up,
01:12:55we get resources pulled from us and everything else.
01:12:58We had to make a move.
01:12:59Well, I want to give you credit.
01:13:01I want to give you credit.
01:13:02And I did apologize.
01:13:03I probably shouldn't have complained as much as I did,
01:13:06although, again, it was because you told me the wrong date.
01:13:10Time out. May I say, may I throw another wrinkle in there?
01:13:14The week before you continue to complain. Correct.
01:13:16You shot me a nice late night text that was like, hey, no more jokes.
01:13:20Yeah. All in. Let's make this fun. Yeah.
01:13:22No more bust. But I still was also and I even responded.
01:13:25I said, I'm glad you said that because I was starting to lose the positive vibe.
01:13:28I know. Because we get a week out.
01:13:29And so you got Dave's being Dave like he's cancel it, blah, blah, blah.
01:13:34I'm truly thinking this is all in the the spirit of like Dave's
01:13:38just doing his thing and then Dan's complaining.
01:13:40And then as he's the part where I know I get that, it gets great.
01:13:43It got great for me.
01:13:45I'll speak for myself is like real shit was like stressing us out about it.
01:13:49And the guy like the guys who were involved and needed it
01:13:52because you guys were like the next biggest brand for us that we had.
01:13:55It's like you needed more allyship versus like, yeah, hey, we're committed
01:13:59the whole time you were committed, but you weren't.
01:14:01We were. We weren't.
01:14:02I personally did not know how much was being thrown behind it and all the shit
01:14:06you guys were juggling behind the scenes of sponsorship.
01:14:08That does sound like a pain in the ass.
01:14:09What? So if that if that made things like a little bit more stressful,
01:14:12I apologize for whatever part I had to play in that.
01:14:14Yeah. At the same time, it was just fun to just constantly like, yeah, taunt that.
01:14:18No doubt you guys are doing your thing, which was fun.
01:14:21And what really was and I didn't communicate well because what did happen
01:14:24in between me saying, all right, no more jokes.
01:14:26I'm all in was we got offered Joe Burrow and we had to say no.
01:14:31Because we were going to be in Vegas for four days.
01:14:34And I was like, well, now this sucks even more.
01:14:36Which when we were talking through it, it's like, see you saying that.
01:14:38Like, it makes me feel bad that this stuff doesn't work out
01:14:41because when it unfolded and got and all the resources got pulled.
01:14:45Like, mind you, all the every the budget and all the resources
01:14:48that were poured into it every week on Thursday, there's a production meeting
01:14:53about making progress, strategizing how we're going to do this,
01:14:56how we're going to do that.
01:14:57And never once like we thought about cutting cameras, but never once was there.
01:15:01Hey, we got to pull the plug on this.
01:15:02Or there was a heads up about strategizing.
01:15:04I'm just thinking Dave doing Dave saying cancel it.
01:15:06You guys are at the horse races.
01:15:08Yeah, I'm just thinking like he's doing it in content
01:15:12because there's no real actual conversation being had.
01:15:15All I wanted was it to get moved to Nashville.
01:15:17And that's literally all I wanted.
01:15:19I was begging for like a month.
01:15:20And then you guys, I got to give you credit.
01:15:22You pulled an incredible move.
01:15:24You kicked us out of beer games.
01:15:27Yeah. And people are dropping out.
01:15:29Then we kicked out our next biggest guy.
01:15:30You kicked us out and it was like I honestly tipped my cap
01:15:35because you kicked us out.
01:15:36And then at the end of the video said, oh, and we're moving to Nashville,
01:15:38which is all we ever wanted.
01:15:40And if you had told us that you were moving to Nashville,
01:15:42we would have been like, yes, we're all in,
01:15:43which obviously we're all in because we're coming to Nashville.
01:15:46But you kicked us out and then basically flipped the narrative.
01:15:50And now we're not down for the boys.
01:15:53It was masterclass and masterclass move doing it.
01:15:58I was like, I even remember saying like,
01:16:01I'm telling you, should we let them in on this?
01:16:05No, you did not. I know. Yeah.
01:16:07Because even the drive home, I remember we were on the phone here.
01:16:09Hey, how's the day gone?
01:16:10I was like, bro, it's it's shitty. Yeah.
01:16:12I was like, we legitimately like got everything pulled from us like suddenly.
01:16:16Yeah. And obviously I knew Dave wanted us to cancel it.
01:16:19And I was playing like, you know, I can't go out like that.
01:16:21Leonidas 300. And it's all text exchange.
01:16:25Rico's tweeting from his burner.
01:16:26Yeah. So I'm thinking how all this ultimately is bringing attention to it.
01:16:30How do we continue to like, hey, jelly rolls on the rocks.
01:16:33We're taking blows. We're bleeding out.
01:16:34How do we kind of keep all the attention?
01:16:37Because we can't beat David this game like he's going to do this thing about it.
01:16:40And then you're like, how do you break it apart by taking front of the cannons?
01:16:44Yeah. But they lucky when he when he pulled it.
01:16:46And seriously, they he there's no there was no inkling about it.
01:16:49Like we're not getting on the phone.
01:16:51He's not like, hey, this we legitimately we're throwing way too much behind this.
01:16:54Like, let's think of different options.
01:16:56Yeah. Just all like you think back.
01:16:58That's what I was upset about is like, bro, you just pulled this
01:17:01and you had other people tell us. Fair. Fair.
01:17:03And it totally then, Dan, I get a text like, hey, can you come on the act?
01:17:06I'm thinking I was because when I think Barstool, I think Dan, Dave,
01:17:09like they all know what's happened.
01:17:10I did not know I was golfing that morning at our Stella Blue golf event.
01:17:13So I yeah, that was bad communication.
01:17:15And I thought I was basically fucking with you when I literally like, hey,
01:17:18another bad thing happened.
01:17:19And I'm thinking I can't put on the joke right now because I'm legitimately
01:17:23enraged that all of this is is just going to shit.
01:17:26And then our our next message from Dave was, hey, talked about the beer Olympics
01:17:30on the rundown, all positive stuff or nothing too bad.
01:17:35All positive spin is what he said.
01:17:37So that night I'm listening to the rundown and it's just Dave
01:17:41shitting on it heavy and Dan still going complaining about.
01:17:46Oh, I hate this. I don't want to go.
01:17:48It's in Vegas if they would just move it to Chicago.
01:17:51Like I asked, I hate having to do this.
01:17:53And so we had to kind of make the move that we made
01:17:57because I wanted to tell you so bad about that we had coming out.
01:18:00I was like, you just have to watch.
01:18:01I you know what?
01:18:02Because I couldn't let you get ahead of it.
01:18:03You would have masterminded the only mistake I made.
01:18:06And I'm I'm so mad at myself because what happened was on Monday, your Tuesday,
01:18:11you guys released your podcast and you're like in the morning.
01:18:13I released a clip top. Here's your guys.
01:18:15Yeah, we're like, here's the out for part of my take.
01:18:17They can they can drop out. No hard feelings.
01:18:20I woke up at six thirty in the morning, saw that clip,
01:18:23and I hadn't talked to any of the guys and I almost quoted and said, great.
01:18:26Thank you so much. We're out.
01:18:28And I wish I had, because before before we did, you fired us.
01:18:32Yeah, because I was sitting back.
01:18:34I was like kind of like, oh, how's Big Cat going to play this or respond to it?
01:18:38You had your coffee meme up and nothing really.
01:18:40And then the yak clip came out. Yeah.
01:18:42He flipped on us kind of like, oh, you know, you guys can back out now.
01:18:47And and somebody was like, so are you going to are you going to back out?
01:18:51Are you going to go? And you're like, well, we had the top quarterback.
01:18:54If we can salvage that interview, we're going to back out.
01:18:57If not, we're going to stay in it.
01:18:58And that was the moment to be like, hey, we laid out the ground rules.
01:19:03You we want you in or out.
01:19:04We have to make this move to continue to, like, bring attention to it.
01:19:08And so we did that presser and and yeah, it was a great move.
01:19:11So the real reason we brought you on today, Will, is
01:19:15we're actually not going to be at Beer Olympics and we're fucking with you.
01:19:18And no, no, no, we're going to just go.
01:19:22We're going for like five seconds.
01:19:23He had it. Oh, hey, you fucking had me.
01:19:26Yeah, because I'm still nervous that they're going to do that to us.
01:19:30No, that's why I did it right now. So.
01:19:32So when Big Cat and I are talking through this, because I'm very nervous
01:19:35we're going to show up and they're like, no, you're not in.
01:19:36I'm going to I'll be mad.
01:19:38So just all cards on the table, like as as this was happening.
01:19:42And me and Big Cat message back and forth
01:19:44because we didn't let you guys in on the joke.
01:19:46And at that point, it was all the content and stuff that was happening.
01:19:49Like I was I was enraged that all of this had unfolded the way it had,
01:19:54the way it did.
01:19:56And because the joking is like you can play with the jokes and everything else.
01:19:59But when Big Cat was messaging me about it, I was just basically like, hey, Dan,
01:20:03I'm going to be completely honest.
01:20:05Like it got to the point to where I didn't know it was content and what was real.
01:20:08Yeah. And we were kind of our backs were against the wall.
01:20:10And we had to if we just continue to embrace and we're at the mercy
01:20:14of everybody's jokes, we just look like pussies.
01:20:16No, yeah, no. We had to like stand up and do something.
01:20:18Yeah. So like to that, I forget like I forget where I was going.
01:20:22But ultimately, if you guys did do that joke, that would be fucking hilarious.
01:20:27But I was basically just telling Dan, like at that point,
01:20:29if we can do anything to salvage it, that would be sick.
01:20:33We always want to fully get why.
01:20:35Yeah. You felt the reaction that way, why we did what we did.
01:20:38Like, no, it started to get a little unclear about how we should go about this
01:20:42because we were fucking bleeding.
01:20:44I think it's going to be a blast.
01:20:45And it was always just about the travel.
01:20:46And we salvaged the borough.
01:20:48Which is great. Everybody. Everyone won.
01:20:50Because we knew that, hey, we're moving back to the national park would hurt.
01:20:53What's that?
01:20:55Burrows not going to be out yet during this interview.
01:20:57No, I know. But I we could say that we're going to interview Burrow.
01:21:01OK, because I actually believe that I know I said it.
01:21:04I said, because no one knows we're going to beer Olympics,
01:21:07but we're going to be out of the office for two days.
01:21:08So I said it on the act. I was like, oh, we're going to interview Burrow.
01:21:10That will be our excuse for being out of the office.
01:21:12OK, we can cut this part.
01:21:13But we just wanted to make sure that we can keep this in.
01:21:16OK, it's OK, fab.
01:21:18Go off in the comments.
01:21:19All right. So I've won.
01:21:21I have one important question. OK.
01:21:24And this is a real question.
01:21:26How are you?
01:21:27So everything worked out in the end.
01:21:29We're very I think PFT are going to win the beer Olympics, by the way.
01:21:32I feel like maybe if this was if this was six years ago, seven years ago,
01:21:36I'm concerned PFT.
01:21:37We're going to father time, you know, father time is undefeated
01:21:40and we're going to take acid.
01:21:41I've been training.
01:21:42I've been training for the beer Olympics,
01:21:44trying to think of what sort of substances I need to take.
01:21:47What sort of pregame substances are you allowed to puke?
01:21:50I think this year you're not going to be allowed to,
01:21:52because there are things rule wise last year that had happened.
01:21:55People were puking and then able to like puke and rally.
01:21:57Yeah, I'm I'm a I'm like one of the all time greatest puke and rally guys.
01:22:01You're going to take what?
01:22:02Charcoal, charcoal, activated charcoal, activated charcoal.
01:22:04I've got Z biotics.
01:22:05I'm going to rip some of those.
01:22:07So you can't puke because my thing is like I always get full.
01:22:10I don't think we I don't think you can puke.
01:22:11I think that's what if you're able to do it without anyone seeing.
01:22:15I mean, then you would pull it off.
01:22:16So what are the events?
01:22:18You'll start with a we'll start with like a boot chuck.
01:22:21So it'll be three beers.
01:22:22That's good. Yeah, puke.
01:22:24And that is just to basically seed the first tournament.
01:22:26OK, so three beers for each person or three beers, three beers for you
01:22:30and you and Daniel sit there.
01:22:31You'll both do the boot chuck and you'll take the average of your two times.
01:22:34OK, so I have we both have to drink.
01:22:36We both have to drink. That's a lot of beer.
01:22:38All right. I'm started off. We're out.
01:22:39That's a lot of beer. Right.
01:22:41There's some big boys.
01:22:42And that's the smallest kind of scoring scale.
01:22:44And that's just to seed the first tournament.
01:22:46Oh, so we might throw that one
01:22:48because I don't care if we get it. I don't care if we get a bad seed.
01:22:50No, if we get a bad seat, we're going to go against the best boot chuck.
01:22:52But there'll be no.
01:22:53But now you get into the games.
01:22:55Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
01:22:56But if we go, but it's not against what's it was the first game.
01:23:00First game is flip cup.
01:23:01So best best of five matches are best of three matches.
01:23:05I thought it was OK.
01:23:07So you have a few cups.
01:23:08You do you do flip cup chicken. Yeah, you do flip cup.
01:23:11If you win the first round, you got to win two out of three rounds.
01:23:13OK. All right. And that's the first tournament.
01:23:15And then if you're going, you'll get how far you go.
01:23:18If we lose flip cup, we're out. Yeah.
01:23:20Oh, God damn it.
01:23:21No, you're not out of the games.
01:23:22You're out of that tournament.
01:23:24Got it. Because it's all single elimination.
01:23:25OK. All right. Got it.
01:23:26Play a championship.
01:23:27You'll play for third and fourth and then you'll get points based on.
01:23:29God, it makes sense.
01:23:30Because I don't want to be out.
01:23:31The worst thing would be we show up. We're out in 30 minutes.
01:23:33Yeah, no doubt. No doubt.
01:23:35And we talked about that.
01:23:36We're like, we can't have teams show up for this entire thing.
01:23:39And then they're out within like one round. Right.
01:23:41Then the second round is going to be beer pong.
01:23:43But it's going to be that was our longest event last year at 10 cup.
01:23:45We're going to move it down to six cup. OK.
01:23:47I'm going to do beer pong.
01:23:49And you're seated on that tournament based on the collective flip cup
01:23:52and the beer chug. Got it.
01:23:53And so we'll play beer pong.
01:23:55That terminal happened.
01:23:56That's in the first round of cuts will happen.
01:23:57We'll go from 16 down to 12.
01:24:00And then the third round is going to be beer ball.
01:24:04That's the one where we're going to get in a fight.
01:24:06That's that's the one where it started to get a little.
01:24:08What is that like civil war?
01:24:11I think so.
01:24:12You have a you have a beer on each corner of the table.
01:24:15Yeah. And you try to throw the ping pong ball.
01:24:16And if you hit the if you hit the beer can, your partner starts
01:24:19to open his beer and start chugging.
01:24:21The defending team has to grab the ping pong ball and bring in touch the table.
01:24:24Once they touch the table, your partner has to stop chugging.
01:24:26And it's first one to finish their beer.
01:24:27It's first one to finish both beers, both teams.
01:24:29So say say PFT chugs all of his.
01:24:31Then you guys are just throwing ping pong balls
01:24:33just to get you to chug your beer. Got it.
01:24:35OK, that's a fun game. That's a really fun game.
01:24:37OK, that's that's a full contact game. Yeah, that's a full contact game.
01:24:41So we'll basically have the chug three tournaments.
01:24:43And then after that, there'll be four teams who compete in the final like relay.
01:24:46And there's going to be like one element of each game in the final relay.
01:24:49OK, to take on the whole thing. All right.
01:24:50And you factored it up.
01:24:51I think it's like less than 15 beers.
01:24:54We're going to get back to in a second.
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01:25:34All right. So my my my actual important question that I wanted to ask.
01:25:37And this is real. I want your real answer. OK.
01:25:40Where are you with Barstool right now?
01:25:43Because I know there was some like you and I are good.
01:25:46You and I are solid.
01:25:47But like there's I know that that was you were mad about the poll.
01:25:52And I know that like people like, oh, you know, Bussinger's Lee Barstool.
01:25:55Where are you at with Barstool?
01:25:57Love Barstool. You're smiling.
01:25:59Yeah. No, because like all things, he did bring the
01:26:04he did bring the beer Olympics back to Nashville.
01:26:06He did. And I and I and I will say like that doesn't happen
01:26:10unless our hand gets forced. Right.
01:26:14But I just hate that the way he went about it.
01:26:16So is there like so that is there?
01:26:19It's coming back like it's all come back around.
01:26:21I was mad in that moment for a good 48 hours.
01:26:24But then as everything's unfolded, as we had our communication as well,
01:26:27you know, we had the unnamed show, which, you know, we're sitting there.
01:26:31Where are you? It's like, yeah, we're sitting there actually arguing.
01:26:33But like, you know, you're
01:26:35you know, you're going to argue and go toes with Dave.
01:26:38And then after that, you know, Dave's doing his thing like Dave just he's
01:26:41a mastermind content guy.
01:26:42And then as you get more removed, you're like it doesn't come back to Nashville
01:26:46because there's like parts of us that like, man, why did we move it from Nashville?
01:26:50But you get kind of caught up in how do we make it bigger?
01:26:52How do we make it better?
01:26:53Are we had our relationship that we kind of grew with Red Rocks
01:26:56once that whole all in one stop got put in the mix for like doing in Vegas.
01:27:01It felt like it made sense to us.
01:27:03But now that it's all coming back around and this is what's best for it,
01:27:05it's like when we have the full circle moment of you guys surprising us
01:27:09and ultimately Barstool, we all win there.
01:27:11Yeah, because the very first reaction when it happened was like, fuck Barstool.
01:27:15How do we write?
01:27:16How do we replace every element of Barstool in the beer games right now?
01:27:21Because when and then you realize you wouldn't have enough people.
01:27:25Yeah. When the when the crew told us, like when the production team
01:27:28and the other people told us, I was like boiling inside.
01:27:32And I said, so let me just be clear.
01:27:33You guys are pulling absolutely all help in this.
01:27:37Like we get no more use of you guys.
01:27:39And they're like, that's correct.
01:27:40And then they're like, if you need some editing help on the back end,
01:27:43we can put an intern or two on.
01:27:44And I just interrupted.
01:27:45I said, we don't want your guys' help anymore.
01:27:46We'll do this on our own.
01:27:48We get off the phone.
01:27:49And at that point, it was like, how do you replace everything Barstool?
01:27:53Because that had really that had really pissed us off.
01:27:55So there was real anger.
01:27:56There was real. There was real anger.
01:27:57But that's why I like the yak thing.
01:27:59Like, that's why it makes sense.
01:28:00How do we think about this?
01:28:01Because we have to start spinning it
01:28:03because this is just not going our way whatsoever.
01:28:06Is there simmering anger, though?
01:28:07Like when you guys I don't know when your guys contract is up,
01:28:10but like, is there going to is there going to be like what you guys did?
01:28:13Oh, so in February, in my brain, I'm thinking, why would you make this move?
01:28:17When like it's like you don't want any fractures going in this
01:28:21because we love Barstool.
01:28:22We we feel like Barstool loves us.
01:28:24Like we've always had a great partnership.
01:28:26But in my brain, it's like separating all things.
01:28:29And they've been like, oh, you need me to call you.
01:28:31I'm just thinking like, bro, like there's just so many factors
01:28:34that go into this that it's like it did not have to go down this way.
01:28:38So are so are you are we back to where we're getting?
01:28:41Yeah, we're getting we're back. We're climbing out.
01:28:43Because again, we've had our conversations.
01:28:45You guys are doing the surprise thing as of right now.
01:28:48No, we are. I'm very excited.
01:28:50We're very and it's like maybe in that as we were thinking about
01:28:54do we replace everybody?
01:28:55And then I was like, man, I really don't want to.
01:28:57We should not go. We should not go.
01:28:59Right. Because we're Dave and Dan started.
01:29:03We'll be we're going to be a real we're going to go,
01:29:05but it would be a shame if we can't.
01:29:07You know, we should do is we should go and steal all their beer.
01:29:10Yeah, the beer burglars just sabotage the entire thing.
01:29:14Yeah, I guess I was thinking that we can release the vlog like the next day.
01:29:17Get everything out before we can do.
01:29:19I can't believe they fell for it.
01:29:21I was thinking about that weekend instead doing Cocaine Olympics
01:29:24and just completely talking you guys.
01:29:26Max told me no, because he's a big wet blanket.
01:29:29And he's like, no, there's there's legal liabilities in that.
01:29:32But I feel like there's some spinoff possible.
01:29:34Like you should do the Winter Olympics.
01:29:36But maybe for first, maybe for weed. Oh, yeah.
01:29:39Cigarette, the slopes, ski Olympia at the Winter Olympics. Yeah.
01:29:43But we're excited. This is all worked out.
01:29:45It did get tumultuous for me. Yeah.
01:29:47Because because then it was like, you know, the vibe was the way
01:29:51you and Dave were going is like, man, it's Dave's like nobody wants to go to this.
01:29:55Blah, blah, blah.
01:29:55And then when I'm when some people are like, hey, is this still happening or not?
01:29:58I'm like, I just when I was starting to get a pulse on Nashville,
01:30:01it's like when I was reaching out to the Barstow people who were involved,
01:30:04like the moves, because they've pitched us moves.
01:30:07We start talking about moves, moves, and then he runs the joke.
01:30:10This is becoming a Barstow.
01:30:12I thought you were wanting us to like we start adding elements of Barstow.
01:30:16They have influence.
01:30:16They have good personalities that embody the beer games.
01:30:20But Dana's like, no, I like people who wanted to go.
01:30:22It's like, do we take this out on them that they don't want to go?
01:30:25Or do we try and embrace the fact that, hey, these Barstow people want to go,
01:30:29which helps give the middle finger a little bit to Dave.
01:30:31But now that it's all coming full circle, it's like the boys will come together.
01:30:35It's like, hey, we were stupid.
01:30:37We hug it out.
01:30:38We have a great time.
01:30:40All of Barstow wins.
01:30:41Dave, he spun it to where he's rooting for Barstow.
01:30:44Incredible silent hand leadership by Dave is how he was spinning it.
01:30:47Yeah. And it all comes back around and we all win.
01:30:50Yes, I'm I'm very excited about it.
01:30:51And I do I do apologize because I did not know any of like the details
01:30:55in the back channel stuff that was probably very frustrating
01:30:58when you're dealing with, you know, production meetings
01:31:00and all of a sudden you don't have any help.
01:31:01Yeah, that was a big headache for you.
01:31:02I was just busting balls.
01:31:04Yeah, so I have apologized because you did tell me the wrong date.
01:31:07I know. I know.
01:31:08And I know that stuff kind of like whether it festers or not,
01:31:11it subconsciously comes out in the jokes.
01:31:13But it was like the moment I saw Max tripping it.
01:31:15I was like, we have to fucking do something.
01:31:19He's like, is he going to kiss?
01:31:20I'm like watching the stream because the way that stream unfolded,
01:31:25I see Max and then they are Dan's like, hey, you might be on it.
01:31:28I kind of wait a few minutes and I text Dan.
01:31:30And I'm like, hey, you think Max would be able to participate
01:31:33listening to their stream?
01:31:34We did Max save beer Olympics. Yeah.
01:31:37He said next man up mentality, which I was fired up to see.
01:31:39Yeah, Max down.
01:31:40Because ultimately all we want to see from our from you guys is just like
01:31:43we needed somebody to get on our side.
01:31:45I'm going to drink so many beers.
01:31:46It's going to be fucking awesome. I'm ready.
01:31:48I'm going to train this weekend. Yeah, it's going to be awesome.
01:31:50All right. So we were excited this moment to be great.
01:31:53Do you think there's a chance Dave comes?
01:31:55I think that there's a chance.
01:31:56I think so, too. I mean, there's there's a chance there's at this point.
01:31:59Anybody look, Taylor Swift could come.
01:32:01Oh, she's got to ask 20 percent.
01:32:04Maybe Travis shows up. He brings Taylor.
01:32:06So who are we? Who are we most nervous about competing against?
01:32:08Who's the who's the odds on favorite?
01:32:11I don't know. We started making calls and trying to get.
01:32:13I think we have over commits right now for teams.
01:32:16Tatro is coming. Yeah. I don't know how he is.
01:32:18He's a he's a bro.
01:32:19Bert will be with Liam, but Bert's not a Bert.
01:32:22He can't compete. He's on TRT. Yeah, yeah.
01:32:24He can't compete in the games.
01:32:26It's probably going to be like an O-line team.
01:32:29Yeah. Like us. Jordan Ruse.
01:32:31If we win this whole thing, PFT, it might be the sweetest championship of all time.
01:32:35You know what? I listen.
01:32:37I'm very, very much looking forward to it.
01:32:39I'm starting to think, though, that in the spirit of of competition,
01:32:43sometimes you have to know your limitations, right?
01:32:45Yeah. And be realistic about yourself.
01:32:47I don't have a great ability to chug.
01:32:50I can drink a lot of beer. I can drink.
01:32:52I could probably sit down over the course of a day and put away 20,
01:32:57about 20 beers if I had to.
01:32:58And I drink, but you know who can really open their throat up is Hank.
01:33:03We've seen that on video.
01:33:05No, fuck that. I'm going to compete.
01:33:06I'm going to compete.
01:33:07And we're and we're going to we're going to surprise some people, I think.
01:33:09Yeah. Can you chug? Oh, yeah.
01:33:11Because obviously Taylor is insane.
01:33:13Like, I'm not the best chugger. I can chug faster than Taylor.
01:33:16No. Yeah. He does the Tom Brady.
01:33:19Can he go against Dana Beers?
01:33:22Has he gone against Dana Beers? Yeah, last year.
01:33:24Yeah. Who won? Taylor.
01:33:25All right. Well, I beat Dana Beers, too.
01:33:28Hey, if you can compete with Taylor in my
01:33:31truly in my brain, I'm like, is there anybody out there
01:33:33who can actually beat Taylor? Three beers is a lot, though,
01:33:36that he put it down in like three point eight seconds.
01:33:38The three beers, the boot that I can't.
01:33:41One beer. It's insane, bro.
01:33:43It is insane. Yeah.
01:33:45What this man can do. I think I got 12 seconds.
01:33:47So but the thing about 12 seconds on three beers.
01:33:50Yeah. With a three beer chug, it doesn't really matter.
01:33:53It's just proceeding.
01:33:54So, right. It's a low.
01:33:55It's just to get the first term at sea. Yeah.
01:33:57And then and then you play flip cups.
01:33:58Yeah. So I might I might abstain.
01:34:01Yeah, because we can beat anyone flip.
01:34:02Yeah. And it's like the point system, like everybody gets a point in the chug
01:34:05just because if there was a tie sort of at the end,
01:34:07there's like the one point differential that kind of decides it from the chug.
01:34:10Because I'm calling it right now.
01:34:11If I so it matters, but it doesn't matter the most.
01:34:14I'm definitely puking.
01:34:15I'm going to puke from from those three beers at once.
01:34:17Yeah, that should be allowed. Yeah.
01:34:18That's the thing, though.
01:34:19If you're sitting there puking fairly quickly right after the chug,
01:34:22then that's like that's where you get.
01:34:24Hey, you know, wakes me up. You get disqualified.
01:34:26No, we're not. You got to be able to hold it down.
01:34:28Yes. If I puke, I feel alive.
01:34:30Yeah. The best way to start, you know, you got to hold your puke.
01:34:33Yeah. I don't know what the puke rules are going to be this year.
01:34:35I just know it was a big problem last year because I didn't necessarily care.
01:34:39I'm just thinking, what's the next game?
01:34:40Like, yeah, they should still be able to play.
01:34:42But people get people get pretty worked up over the very
01:34:46the smallest details of beer drinking games. Yeah.
01:34:48Yeah. I do have a question for a real question.
01:34:50Football question. OK.
01:34:52Are you officially officially retired? Yeah. Yeah.
01:34:55Like there's no chance.
01:34:57No chance. You get a call from the Steelers this year.
01:35:00No, I think that would just be our group chat having a good time.
01:35:03Does it bother you that you played for nine plus years
01:35:08in 10 years in the NFL and like people think you have like
01:35:12hundreds of millions of dollars and you're like, yeah, dude,
01:35:16like I like I played in the NFL like I wasn't.
01:35:19It's not the NBA. Yeah. Yeah.
01:35:20You're not getting like that. Fuck you.
01:35:22Money is public, so you can look that up.
01:35:24But people like treat you like you, you know, because you think professional
01:35:27athlete for 10 years, you're like, oh, shit, you you automatically have
01:35:30that this guy's a millionaire label for the rest of time, right?
01:35:33It's I always feel bad for these millionaires.
01:35:36We need to do like more awareness that like, you know, guys
01:35:39who are at the end of the roster NFL like they're they're scratching.
01:35:42Yeah, it's wrapping.
01:35:43Obviously, I'm not saying great money, great money.
01:35:46We're not big. We're not bitching.
01:35:47We're not bitching.
01:35:48But the assumption is any other sport you play for that many years like
01:35:53you're set for 50 million. Yeah, you're set pretty well. Right.
01:35:56For life. Right.
01:35:57So we need to do a PSA.
01:35:58Will is not rich, not set for life.
01:36:01Will is not set for life.
01:36:03Will is not financially free commercials.
01:36:06Yeah. Have you seen this man?
01:36:08Don't ask him for money.
01:36:10No, it's not set for life yet.
01:36:12As of right now, as of right now, is not set for life.
01:36:14Not set for the ASPCA commercial with Sarah McLachlan in the background,
01:36:17like former former linebackers behind fences like they need homes, too.
01:36:22Yeah. Yeah. Make it.
01:36:24Yeah. Make it really sad.
01:36:25What's your pension, though?
01:36:26It's got to be nice.
01:36:27Yeah. I think it's like at fifty five.
01:36:31You start pulling from the pension and the reoccurring money
01:36:35every month is like almost seven grand.
01:36:38Whoa. OK. Solid.
01:36:39So, yeah, the NFL benefits are really good.
01:36:42Yeah. So when K's maxed out, all the cat plans have been maxed out.
01:36:46So so at fifty five, you'll be making like 80 plus a year just off that.
01:36:51Yeah, that's nice. I think so.
01:36:52Yeah. Hoping that, you know, nothing goes to shit.
01:36:54And you have to make sure that all your paperwork is just like
01:36:56perfectly filled out, too, right?
01:36:58Yeah. Make sure you're not.
01:36:59That's not your strong suit.
01:37:01Not my strong suit, but delegate to elevate.
01:37:03Other people help.
01:37:04Other people help do that stuff. Right.
01:37:06Other people help do that stuff for me.
01:37:08Do you think so?
01:37:09You're you're about to be a father of two. Yeah.
01:37:12Do you ever think about because I think about this from time to time,
01:37:16like doing something like the beer Olympics, like when our kids get older
01:37:20and they watch this?
01:37:21I know I do think about it.
01:37:23Daddy puked off of flip cup.
01:37:25But yeah, yeah, daddy.
01:37:27But also like when they get like our age and they're looking back at these videos,
01:37:30like if I had videos of my dad doing the stuff that we all get to do back,
01:37:34you know, my dad just had the most fun at life.
01:37:36Yeah, that's true. It's a good point.
01:37:37It's as you're going through it.
01:37:38And then some people because they're going to go through a phase
01:37:40where other people are joking like, oh, your dad, blah, blah, blah.
01:37:42And it's probably going to suck for a minute.
01:37:44But as you as you get older, you're going to be like, man, that's sick
01:37:47that my dad embraced that our dads embrace life the way that they did.
01:37:51Yeah, there's going to be a rough patch.
01:37:52Yeah, like teenage years.
01:37:54I think it might it might leave from from from jealous kids.
01:37:57Well, not not only that, but like I've thought a lot about like the talk
01:38:02that I'm going to have with my kids, like, you know, be safe
01:38:05with drinking and drugs and all that stuff.
01:38:07And they're like, but dad.
01:38:08Yeah, look at this footage.
01:38:09What about when PFT said the cocaine Olympics?
01:38:12Dad, you're dad, you're putting this guy against the up against the corner
01:38:15over a drinking game.
01:38:17But what do you mean? Keep your composure.
01:38:19What's this video of you puking with Taylor?
01:38:22Like while you're wearing a Hawaiian shirt in a tank race?
01:38:24Oh, I have sting face paint.
01:38:26Just doing a race. Right.
01:38:28Don't you think that would that would lead to like a bonding moment, though?
01:38:30Like, I think eventually your kid when they're when they're looking at you
01:38:33and you're like, OK, my dad's kind of the same as I am.
01:38:37Like, I appreciate that for sure. Eventually.
01:38:39But I'm saying like the like 14 to 18 rebellious teenage years.
01:38:44Like, why aren't you letting me do this when I can pull up all these videos
01:38:46of you doing this?
01:38:48Especially if we're still on social media doing content.
01:38:51Yeah, that will be that will be like that for the love of God.
01:38:54You got to stop embarrassing me.
01:38:55Yeah, you should you should do like senior beer Olympics, too.
01:38:58Like, yeah, 40 years from now, let's do a reunion.
01:39:01Do all the same games.
01:39:02There's a bunch of old dudes and like strollers and the walkers
01:39:06just getting it fucking hammered out there.
01:39:08I mean, I was I was lucky enough.
01:39:09My dad, when he gave me like the drinking drug talk,
01:39:13he was just like, no needles.
01:39:15I was like, oh, so everything else is that was to your joy.
01:39:17I was just like, those are hard drugs.
01:39:19He's like, you're going to experiment with other stuff.
01:39:21Like, just be safe.
01:39:23Because like it was the correct way to do it.
01:39:24Because if you're if you're a parent, you're like, don't do this.
01:39:27Don't do this. Don't smoke weed. Don't do that.
01:39:29Then you just want to do it more.
01:39:30Yeah, but like I came into it being like, all right, just be safe.
01:39:33My parents were pretty strict.
01:39:35Like I started drinking probably late middle high, like junior year of high school.
01:39:40And, you know, you're trying to do all the sneaky stuff
01:39:42because your parents would fucking really at my dad.
01:39:45Like there were some moments to where he's like he's taking his glasses off
01:39:49and he's like, you're coming home, son.
01:39:50And I'm like, we're like running.
01:39:52I'm like, he's chasing me around a coffee table and I'm like getting away like that.
01:39:56I'm not going home because I'm just blacked out drunk.
01:39:58And I'm like, yo, this dude's about to just whoop my ass.
01:40:01Because at that point I had scholarship offers.
01:40:03He's like, you're going to ruin everything.
01:40:04Yada yada. I didn't smoke weed till I was 27.
01:40:06So I feel like feeling like that was the wrong thing to do.
01:40:09I feel like they did a good job in that respect.
01:40:11Yeah, but sometimes I look back.
01:40:12I'm like, I wish I would have been a little had a little bit more fun.
01:40:15Yeah. But my old man, he was not like even when he caught me
01:40:18watching porn at a young age,
01:40:20talk about that pop ups were pop ups were a thing. Right.
01:40:24You know, and my dad took me outside.
01:40:27He's like, hey, step outside.
01:40:29And there's a funny story about him challenging me for the title
01:40:32that I've told on Boston, but he brought me outside and he goes.
01:40:38What's this tits and ass galore dot com?
01:40:42And my jaws like kind of quivering because I'm just terrified.
01:40:47He's like, if I catch you watching porn or putting porn on the computer again,
01:40:50I'm going to box your jaws in, dude.
01:40:51And I'm just thinking like I blamed it on a friend.
01:40:54Yeah. Oh, my boy came and he was like he was just on the computer.
01:40:58People and this is going to date us.
01:41:01But I don't think kids these days understand
01:41:06what we went through in the fact that like for my entire childhood,
01:41:11we were a one computer house.
01:41:14Yeah. Yeah. One computer dial up for the entire house.
01:41:17So that means every single person is using that computer.
01:41:20So if you're watching porn, which I did, you're used.
01:41:22You're like I'm I'm watching porn late at night.
01:41:25And then my mom's going to play solitaire in the morning.
01:41:27And it's like, that's a fucking risky proposition.
01:41:30And until you learn the game, like when your boys put you on,
01:41:32hey, you have to delete the history.
01:41:33You got to delete the cookies.
01:41:35You're thinking, what?
01:41:36Like they can just find all of this stuff on the one.
01:41:38You don't have your own phone to just kind of look at.
01:41:40I remember when I got I got like the first time it like I got the malware
01:41:44and like the whole computer started.
01:41:46And I just like turned it off and walked away.
01:41:47And I was like, I fucking don't know what.
01:41:49Oh, I'm trying to go to what's going on right now.
01:41:51It looks like that site no longer no longer exists.
01:41:54That's a free one.
01:41:55There was a go to video I would hit there.
01:41:57Do you remember free ones?
01:41:58This was before there was actual like porn videos you could watch.
01:42:01It was just it was just pictures.
01:42:03You could just search.
01:42:04It was like it was it was almost like the yellow pages.
01:42:07It was like a thousand names of chicks.
01:42:10And you just click on it and there's just picture galleries.
01:42:12Free ones. Yeah, yeah.
01:42:14And then you were just at risk.
01:42:15Like you're like searching.
01:42:16Then all of a sudden a pop up comes up like, well, hang on a second.
01:42:19And you're just like playing a video game on the computer.
01:42:21And you're like, oh, fuck, I got to figure out how to get this out.
01:42:23And we're like, don't click on a video.
01:42:25That's like taking a real risk when you go to a video.
01:42:28Because first of all, it's probably not going to load.
01:42:29Yeah. Second of all, that's where all the pop ups come from.
01:42:32So it was like stick to what you know,
01:42:33the safe roads, which are just you click on a picture and then you just see
01:42:37you just see a picture of boobs.
01:42:38And then you just stare at that for like five seconds back.
01:42:41But yeah, the videos is where you used to get in trouble.
01:42:42Also, just finding porn was so exhilarating when you.
01:42:46Oh, yeah.
01:42:46When it would be like in a park somewhere, you'd like find a little magazine.
01:42:49Yeah, a boy that somebody else had like hidden in some bushes.
01:42:53And you can't wait to tell the boys.
01:42:54Guys, you just got a magazine.
01:42:57You know, Pam Anderson, Playboy, the Sable Playboy.
01:42:59Yeah. Seminal moments.
01:43:01The Pam Anderson video.
01:43:02Oh, that was where I probably got my first malware.
01:43:05Yeah. Tommy Lee honking the honking the horn of the boat with his.
01:43:09Yeah. Massive.
01:43:11Like, oh, my God. It was soft when he was doing.
01:43:13Yes, bro. It was enormous.
01:43:16Remember, crazy weapon.
01:43:17Heather Brooke. Yeah.
01:43:18I deep throat dot com. I deep.
01:43:21That was I mean, that was probably probably the best amateur
01:43:24porn video of all time.
01:43:25We had to go. I remember watching Howard Stern late at night.
01:43:29Yeah. They would have the porn stars in studio.
01:43:32They would blur it all out.
01:43:34But you could at least listen to them. Right.
01:43:35Like moaning and stuff. I was like, this is awesome.
01:43:37Or at least get to the girls going wild commercials that played.
01:43:41Yeah. Yeah. And Brooke Burke with E,
01:43:43where she was just in a bikini all the time.
01:43:45Yeah. The kids don't know these days.
01:43:47There's a lot of work that went in the horn.
01:43:48Cinemax. Remember when you I think we like accidentally got Cinemax
01:43:53and they do like at midnight, they would do the the soft core porn.
01:43:56Yep. Oh, we fucking each other's Nikki Fritz.
01:43:59Saturday night's HBO real sex.
01:44:01Yes, sir. Real sex.
01:44:02But they would never show a whole lot.
01:44:04No, no, no. One episode where you had to pick the right one,
01:44:07because sometimes it would be like this old dude.
01:44:09And he's like, yeah, I like to have these girls over.
01:44:11Then I just dump paint on them, dude.
01:44:12And they're just fully clothed.
01:44:13And this guy's like getting off.
01:44:14But you say pick the right one.
01:44:16You had to just wait for the right Saturday.
01:44:17Oh, there was one real sex episode seared in my mind where it was
01:44:22it was all about these women who made like full prosthetic.
01:44:26Like it was like dildos with with the guys.
01:44:29Like it was like dummies. Yeah.
01:44:30And they would fuck the shit out of them and they showed it.
01:44:33And it was the great.
01:44:34And you just be like, I hope they run this episode again. Yeah.
01:44:36And then you just have your thumb on previous channel
01:44:39in case your parents walked in, like back to ESPN,
01:44:41like kind of like laying there with a boner like, oh, all right.
01:44:45Herbal. I remember I remember yanking it to get low the music video.
01:44:49Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, yeah.
01:44:52Or that song is like, I like the way you move.
01:44:55Yeah. What was the big boy?
01:44:57Yeah, there's this.
01:44:58What was the big broad in there that I just was on song was pretty good.
01:45:02What was the twist? The music video they had.
01:45:05Oh, man, it was they had some chicks in that one.
01:45:08They just they knew how to move, bro.
01:45:10And you're like, hey, there's nothing on right now.
01:45:12I got to figure out a way right now on a Wednesday night. Yeah.
01:45:15All right. We I we have one last question. OK.
01:45:18This has been great. We're excited for beer games.
01:45:20It's a rollback question.
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01:45:27So what we're going to do, we're running this on Wednesday after the beer games.
01:45:33So everyone's going to listen to this interview after this interview.
01:45:37It's going to be the three of us
01:45:40taping about a 10, 15 minute segment drunk at Taylor's house.
01:45:45That'll be fun. That will be fun.
01:45:47So you're going to get to see the whole progression.
01:45:49The beginning of the show is going to be on Tuesday morning
01:45:51before we go to beer games, this interview and then post beer games.
01:45:55So Max has a concussion like test
01:45:58that he's going to administer to us right now, right now,
01:46:02that we're going to then try to recreate when we're drunk after the beer.
01:46:05So we're getting our baseline. Yeah, our baseline.
01:46:08Getting our base. I told him to come up with a riddle.
01:46:10I told him to come up with he's going to give us four words
01:46:12that we have to remember that we cannot write down. All right.
01:46:16Max, do we got to like walk a line and stuff, too?
01:46:18Oh, we might have to. Oh, I'm good at that stuff.
01:46:21Yeah, well, I'm good at that.
01:46:22So one time when I was in Texas, there was a the Texas like state troopers.
01:46:27They would do their rookie seminar and they would have to recruit people
01:46:30from Texas to come in, get drunk under police supervision.
01:46:34So you would go in, they would weigh you.
01:46:36Then they'd make you drink.
01:46:38OK, here's three shots. You have to drink in 15 minutes.
01:46:40Here's three more.
01:46:41And then they put you in the room with all the police officers.
01:46:44They give you your tests.
01:46:45So I got better at all the like physical tests.
01:46:49But the eyes, the eyes fuck you up because they start to flutter
01:46:52when they're at the end. Yeah.
01:46:53So I think I'm what they call a functional drunk.
01:46:55So I think I can handle the physical aspect, mental aspect.
01:46:58I think I'm going to absolutely tank.
01:47:00You know, PFT was the friend that's like, I drive better when I'm drunk.
01:47:03Yeah. No, no, not good. Never did. Yeah.
01:47:06Well, yeah, you're like, you're like, bro, you don't.
01:47:07And you got the friends that are like, oh, no, I think I'm better.
01:47:10And it's like, dude, no, you're not.
01:47:12I don't know how people still get DUIs.
01:47:14I don't either. It's crazy.
01:47:16It's like the one thing you just can just just don't do.
01:47:18Justin Timberlake just got one last night.
01:47:20No way. Really?
01:47:21And it's like somebody of that stature.
01:47:23I have one beer and I'll take an Uber.
01:47:25Yeah. It's like, I don't know.
01:47:26It's just you just pull out your right. Right.
01:47:29If I'm going out to dinner, it's like I'm going to drink a glass of wine.
01:47:32It's like, well, I'm not going to drive.
01:47:33Well, why would I even put even on that line?
01:47:36Why even risk it at this point? It's nuts.
01:47:39OK, Max, ready.
01:47:41What would you like to start with? Whatever you want.
01:47:44So I'm telling you the four random words now. Yes.
01:47:47And we have to remember, no writing it down, no cheating. OK.
01:47:52And this is things that were talked about in the interview.
01:47:55OK. OK. Like words that were said during this interview.
01:47:58OK. Oh, vibes. OK.
01:48:01Monday. OK.
01:48:0330 percent. OK.
01:48:05That's for the record that 30 30 percent.
01:48:08It's it's three syllable or you're saying a lot of words, right?
01:48:12That's two words. I already forgot the 30 percent.
01:48:14Well, that was Taylor Swift's chance of coming. OK.
01:48:1630 percent vibes Monday, Monday, 30 percent.
01:48:19And this is I'm counting this as one word.
01:48:21Tits and askalore.com. OK, I like vibes.
01:48:25Monday, 30 percent. Tits and askalore.com.
01:48:28And we're taping this a week before a beer game.
01:48:29So we got to keep this in our brain.
01:48:31OK, yeah, this whole week. That'll be fun.
01:48:33God damn it. Vibes Monday, 30 percent tips.
01:48:36Tits and askalore.com. All right. All right.
01:48:40So now you want the I did NFL.
01:48:42I did NFL trivia. OK, kind of first one.
01:48:45What college peerless price attend Tennessee, Tennessee?
01:48:49Bang. OK, wow. That was quick. Wow.
01:48:51Who has the longest rush in the history of the Super Bowl?
01:48:55The Super Bowl. Is that was he on the Redskins?
01:48:59No. Oh, the longest rush in the history of the.
01:49:03Ready? Answer. Yeah.
01:49:04Willie Parker. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
01:49:07OK. Steelers.
01:49:08Fast Willie Parker. Yeah. Great nickname.
01:49:10What running back led the position in Yak in this past year?
01:49:14Not Christian McCaffrey, not CMC.
01:49:16Nope. This one surprised me.
01:49:19Can't be there. No, it wasn't.
01:49:21Saquon Brees Hall.
01:49:23Oh, he did have a sneaky year.
01:49:25He's very up and down fantasy wise.
01:49:27Yeah, but I mean, he had Izzy nip it at his heels.
01:49:29Yeah. All right.
01:49:32Who is the Bengals all time sack leader?
01:49:36Played recently.
01:49:38Carl. Carlos Dunlap, Florida.
01:49:40Carlos Dunlap.
01:49:42But he is, you know, to Florida.
01:49:43And who's the only AFC team to win a Super Bowl,
01:49:46but not win an AFC championship? Oh.
01:49:52Oh, this one, Shane.
01:49:53This one, this one's a Shane question.
01:49:55We win a win a Super Bowl.
01:49:57So it's a team that's in the NFC, like the Seahawks that used to be in the opposite.
01:50:01Opposite. Wait. No, no.
01:50:02They've never won an AFC championship, but they won.
01:50:05But they're currently in the AFC.
01:50:07No. And they've never won.
01:50:08They've never won an AFC championship, but they've won a suit.
01:50:11They've never won an AFC championship.
01:50:12They've never won an AFC championship, but they have won a Super Bowl.
01:50:14Have won a Super Bowl. Currently in the AFC.
01:50:17So there's the
01:50:19even the Broncos.
01:50:20No, Broncos. No, I'm just I'm naming AFC teams.
01:50:27Dolphins were the Jets.
01:50:30The Jets. So the Jets were in the NFC.
01:50:33Oh, yeah. And they won.
01:50:34OK. All right. That makes sense. Yes.
01:50:36All right. Are you ready for the riddle? Yes.
01:50:38So we got to remember all these answers.
01:50:40Yeah, this riddle I got peerless price on lockdown peerless price and Carlos done. I got that on lockdown
01:50:45I just looked at most random NFL player and yeah, they went to yeah, I got that on lockdown
01:50:51What has four fingers and a thumb but isn't alive
01:50:56What has four fingers and a thumb and a thumb
01:51:01Four fingers and a thumb not alive Jimmy Carter
01:51:06I
01:51:13Don't know if today's a sleep day or not for him. Yeah fingers and a thumb fingers and a thumb
01:51:18All right, your hand. No, no, no, don't say yeah, Max. You're never gonna riddle. It's your will
01:51:24Man, man, you're never gonna get on my surprise. I don't even know what all right my surprise you found it out
01:51:30Tell us what your process is here. I don't know right something in a room
01:51:35Oh the hamburger helper glove
01:51:37So close. Okay. All right, Ronald McDonald. Hey, that was a good guess, but that's also valid
01:51:43I think you it's you you're right there. You're right hamburger helper. The other word the glove a glove a glove
01:51:50So yeah, all right the hamburger helper glove. Oh just a glove but also yeah, typically the
01:51:56Not a nice fucking pool. See Max almost said it and we just got that genius at a PFT. Yeah, we did right?
01:52:02Yeah, we did. Yeah me and you yeah
01:52:05We had to fill the air while he thought about it could have said you and I could have sat here
01:52:08We got a hundred hours. We've got all of these. Correct? Yeah, Will's Dorito question yesterday was fantastic. Yeah, it was okay
01:52:15Random story. Okay. Yeah, we got to remember this
01:52:21No, no vibes Monday 30%
01:52:28Okay ready for the random story, huh?
01:52:30Max and Hank went out on the boat
01:52:32Hank was confident in his boating abilities until the engine stalled and we were stuck in the middle of the lake
01:52:38Luckily Roan had a blue jet ski on the shore and was able to come out for a rescue mission
01:52:43But the jet ski only had room for one extra person. So Hank stabbed Max with a screwdriver and hopped on the jet ski
01:52:51Okay Wow
01:52:52Okay, Hank and Max went out on a boat
01:52:55Max I was confident sucks at driving the boat the boat stalled Roan came in on blue jet ski
01:53:02Hank kills Max. He'll hang on. He only has room for one one, but he would have done it
01:53:06Anyway, yeah, Hank kills Max. You saw the perfect opportunity and then Hank and Roan go back
01:53:10What did what did Hank used to kill screwdriver driver? All right, those details are gonna be very funny. Oh my god
01:53:17We're fucked. Yeah. All right, that's all I got because I think we'll figure I think we'll know the the answers to the question
01:53:23Trivia questions, it will definitely not get one of them, but the riddle in the in the words are gonna be no
01:53:28We got the trivia. It's peerless price went to Tennessee
01:53:31longest touchdown Willie Parker
01:53:34Bengals career sack leader Carlos Dunlop and only team to win a Super Bowl. Yes jets and
01:53:41No, every song we saw no cheating. Can't go back and listen to this. Oh, no, we won't even be out. Yeah
01:53:47Yes now a question. Are we working together when yeah. Yeah, we're trying to all be around each other
01:53:52Yeah, we're trying to get as many correct as we can after the beer
01:53:58We got to do something that's like
01:54:00But physical with us three. Yeah. Yeah, we'll do it. We'll do it
01:54:04We'll do a test that I said Hank can narrate egg toss. No wrestle. Yeah, just some egg toss. Oh egg. Toss would be good
01:54:11Yeah, okay. Well, well, I'm hey, thanks for having me on fucking great is gonna be awesome timeout
01:54:18You guys are actually coming right as of right now. Yes, okay
01:54:22As of right now
01:54:23Yes, as of right now, you got a dick. I know
01:54:29Well, cuz hey, I remember when the first commits what what is let me in the eye
01:54:34We're gonna be there. Yeah, okay. Okay. All right. We haven't been recording it
01:54:38When we had all the big names and we set them
01:54:40I remember you just being like hey best case or best thing to do next time
01:54:44Just don't say who's coming so that ever not a letdown ever ever you so it's just as of right now as of right now
01:54:51Yeah, you can never just be like next year's Beer Olympics. We have a commitment from Dana beers
01:54:56Now the truck that you guys are coming in. Are you gonna have speakers just blaring? Yeah, well, it's gonna be tricked out
01:55:02Yeah, that's a MWO shirts the whole vibe water. Other people body arm. We wanted to just crash it like stone-cold
01:55:07Yeah, love it. We have Jerry in it. He's gonna be a ref
01:55:10Yeah, Jerry was on the list was Jerry was gonna Jerry I knew in that video when I was I gonna lose Jerry
01:55:16Jerry God bless Jerry when when when Will and Taylor kicked us out of beer games Jerry texted me immediately he goes
01:55:22They're dead to me. I
01:55:26Had to tell him that it's okay to talk to will again
01:55:29Yeah, because then we'll reach out to Jerry and tried to feel it out. I said love what you did with the dogs
01:55:34Yeah, and Jerry just reply like text me. He's like will just tried to reach out to me. I'm knock
01:55:38I'm waiting for you to tell me
01:55:41He's a loyal dog, you know, you need that you need the whole guys you need him the foxhole guy
01:55:46All right. Well, thank you. So thank you boys Compton
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01:56:34We're back
01:56:36after the beer games
01:56:38I'm hammered. I do not feel good. I'm him. I actually feel pretty good right now, but I know for a fact I'm hammered
01:56:45Yeah, I retired from drinking games. I put out a press release. You had a hell of a run
01:56:50I let myself I said there could be an unretirement what I've retired from drinking games what led to the retirement
01:56:57I'm just washed dude. I'm so washed. He's got allergies
01:57:01I should have left when I be what made you realize you're washed
01:57:05This could just be in the moment, you know, you know, you never know supposed to retire right after the season
01:57:09This past week has been my season. Yeah, the the the case race
01:57:14Beer games in week one week combo has been a lot. Yeah. Yeah, I think you're being hard on yourself
01:57:20You were like very good. You're good. Maybe the last game you weren't so good
01:57:25But the other games you carried and I'm not just talking about myself. Why are you saying that he carried?
01:57:31What are you saying max? Because I I was on his team. Who would he carry?
01:57:36Well, how did you do in the three-beer chug and the three-beer chug I did not I did not fare well
01:57:42But I knew that I wasn't gonna do well in that because I just can't fit that much beer in my belly
01:57:46Yep, but I feel like in the flip cup and the beer pong
01:57:50I I did very well and I also showed my testicles to walk a flock of flame and psyched him out
01:57:56So that's it. That's a major. That's a major dog. He got so freaked out by my nuts
01:58:01He was like what the fuck is that? Yeah, I did the old trick of oops. I slipped in and fell on some gum
01:58:07Didn't know what to do it. No, I uh
01:58:10I should have walked off when I when I did the boot chug to start in 8.1 seconds and beat Quentin Nelson
01:58:16It's pretty good
01:58:16And I should have just I should have left right there and just cuz that that's all I can do
01:58:21I know I could chug I can't do anything else. It was a good chug. It was a really good chug
01:58:24It felt good. But yeah
01:58:27Sometimes you gotta know when you're washed. Yeah
01:58:34Wouldn't you rather walk away when you're still competitive
01:58:39Then walk away when you're just terrible. It's like Willie Mays. I don't think you're competitive
01:58:45By the way, we should have said Willie Mays RIP
01:58:48We did we did say are we did? Yeah. Oh, it was that we only didn't a minute and a half on him
01:58:53Yeah
01:58:55Longer than any hockey recap we've ever done. I don't know today. We did a big hockey recap
01:59:00We talked about the dog other than today every it's hilarious. How
01:59:05We do we also have yeah more hockey guests than every other regular sports podcast facts
01:59:11Yeah, I'm in on that. Love it. We didn't say RIP Jerry West ever
01:59:15That was it. RIP Jerry West. Yo, Jerry. Well, I know he died
01:59:19Really no, yeah, you know what I was thinking about the other day Jerry Springer died. Yeah, he did. He's big-time dead crazy
01:59:27Can I say something about Jerry West? Yeah, I don't want sound insensitive great player great human being I think I don't know RIP
01:59:36Now we're not talking about change the logo anymore after he died true true
01:59:40So he's gonna be the logo for her for probably forever
01:59:42But at the time when he was alive, they were like we should maybe change it to Michael Jordan now
01:59:46You can't change anymore change it don't change it
01:59:51Jerry West is a great GM to yeah. What are you doing? I
01:59:55I just look Jerry Smitty died so long so long ago, dude, but I just thought of it the other day
01:59:59I was like damn Jerry Springer's not with us recurring guest and part of my day. Yeah, I didn't know that either
02:00:04Yeah, I don't know why I popped in my head. Where where are we Rushmore?
02:00:09Oh, we rush more here until Luan's pool house haunted house haunted Civil War house
02:00:15There's a ghost apparently multiple ghosts in here. This was a Civil War hospital for I think maybe
02:00:22Maybe the side that lost I don't know
02:00:25But yeah, we're here in his pool house and we're very hammered. I'm a pop star not a doctor
02:00:33Yeah, that's from Civil War. Yeah. Oh also if you're listening to this you opted into it
02:00:37So thank you very much people like this. We don't do it often
02:00:40We don't do it's been a long time. It's been a long time since we don't a drunk or hungover. I've never bake
02:00:45I've never been on the show for any of these
02:00:48Yeah, we know that like watching drunk people sometimes is funny. But listening to drunk people sometimes is very not funny
02:00:54Yeah, we tried it. We try to sprinkle it in like salt bae
02:00:57We're gonna have will on in a minute will is the drunkest man on planet Earth because he lasted a long time in
02:01:03beer Olympics
02:01:06Let's do the Rushmore though
02:01:08What's the Mount Rushmore again Mount Rushmore of things you say to your boys when you're drunk?
02:01:13okay, and
02:01:15No one is prepped. No. No, I have no idea. No one is prepped. No, I was starting to
02:01:21Do a notepad and then you like no
02:01:25So it's we're in this state right now pad
02:01:27Hey, can I also weren't supposed to be drunk for this and then true true?
02:01:32We have some behind-the-scenes footage when I broke it to Hank so funny literally so funny was so mad I wasn't mad
02:01:39I was just
02:01:41So mad wait, like we're not gonna be able to say that when the footage comes out
02:01:44I was sorry. So I was mad the second that I showed up
02:01:48I walked in and like I was I I woke up clear all up in life
02:01:52I've been living living happily wait, wait real quick Hank. We I think we did a bad job of setting this up
02:01:58We're at beer Olympics and we've known that we're coming to beer Olympics for a long time
02:02:02But we're trying to do the long sell of getting kicked out of beer Olympics and not going but we showed up today in Nashville
02:02:09We didn't talk about that start. Did we we talked about it with Will? Oh
02:02:13That's right. We didn't talk about it at the start. Oh, we did both. Okay, my bad
02:02:17Sorry for trying to say what Hank wasn't supposed to be in and then last night Roan was out and I offered up Hank
02:02:23And he was so mad at me. Sorry for ruining your story
02:02:26I walked in a walk. Oh, yeah walk a flock. Uh, and then I had the best day of my life
02:02:30Yeah, walk with you walk a flock it today
02:02:33We're just hung out talk shop. Also best watch him explain cryptocurrency to Stu Finer. Oh, that's a hell
02:02:41Dream blunt rotation that can't best best move
02:02:44I made when I showed up today was I just became best friends with Michael Chandler because I was like
02:02:49I don't want to get armbarred
02:02:50I don't want to get in the fucking hold and I was just like I was just gassing him up and he's like he
02:02:56Said he got he was like pumping me up. He said when you talk people listen, I was like, alright, just don't armbar me, dude
02:03:02After today, I'm the biggest Michael Chandler guy of all time of all time. He's the man. He's the man. Yeah, he is the man
02:03:08He's the main coolest guy
02:03:11Should I go? Yes more. Yes. Look at that chick. Oh
02:03:14Oh
02:03:18That's a good one first first pick that's a good first look at that chick. All right, I love my girlfriend but look at I would say
02:03:27If I was drunk with the boys, I would be like that look at that chick
02:03:37If I were single I look at that shit on the graphic. All right, I'm gonna go with a simple one this I love you, man
02:03:44Yeah, I love you. That's right. Don't wait. Can I change it? I fucking love you, man. Yeah, I fucking love you, man
02:03:51Yeah, look at that chick was a good answer
02:03:57Pointing at a woman. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
02:04:00Cuz I'm not actually gonna do anything but like
02:04:02Like acknowledging that girls are hot to your boys is like a no. Yeah, keep talking. Yeah, keep talking Max. Keep keep digging
02:04:09with that vagina
02:04:11As you say max, no, no, no, that's not me. All right, I'll go with another easy one
02:04:19Be safe out there kids, but
02:04:22Should I call my guy? Oh
02:04:25Yeah, that's a lot of words
02:04:27No, but I think it's just should I call my guy? I
02:04:30Think we all know what that means
02:04:33That's good. Yeah. Thank you. I appreciate that
02:04:37I will go with
02:04:40Grab me one. Yeah boy goes to grab a beer. Yeah
02:04:46Grab me one. Grab me one. Grab me one. Grab me one. That's a good one
02:04:51and then I will go with
02:04:56No prep is tough no prep is tough. Uh-huh
02:05:00What do I can love you is pretty much the go-to that that should have been the one one. Yeah, it's up to two. Yeah
02:05:07Yeah, no, I don't say what I said to
02:05:11Come on what are we feeling tonight? Oh, okay. That's a good one. What are we feeling? I said, what are we feeling?
02:05:17I go really
02:05:18Okay, you have a couple beers like you're at the pre, you know, you're right feeling
02:05:21What are you feeling tonight? You would love to ask that right now like when we're done with this
02:05:25What do you what are you feeling tonight? What are we feeling tonight? What are you feeling? I'm going to bed
02:05:29What's up, what are you feeling?
02:05:32What do you feel tonight? I don't want to give away any my other answers
02:05:35I'm about to say things that drunk people say to their bros. Yeah, next pick is
02:05:40Do you think Jason Tatum has aura?
02:05:42No, I'm just kidding. That's not actually right now. That's what I said. That's not my thing
02:05:46That's a joke. Yeah, my pick it was a bad joke. Is it good James? Can we get a really hefty? It's not actually
02:05:53We got to do this more. Yeah, that's a good one, especially when you get older
02:05:57Always like we got to do this. That's a good pick and then you don't see your friends for like another six months
02:06:02Yeah, but we gotta do this more
02:06:05for number two, I'm gonna go with
02:06:08What go strip club? Yeah, good one. You want to go to strip club? You just throw it out there. I
02:06:14And I'm not a strip club guy that like I feel like that's not actually like
02:06:20Do you actually say that with your boys? I'm sorry. There's oh no, but hey, hey
02:06:24I know what you're saying Hank, but there's always one guy in the group. That's no that's like a bachelor party thing
02:06:29Not like no all your boys. There's always one guy. That's a strip club after party that throws it out there
02:06:36Yeah
02:06:37Yeah, I think it plays. Yeah. Okay. We'll see this Mount Rushmore might suck. We got a banger though for Friday
02:06:45Shout out the top YouTube comment on Monday
02:06:48I have to yeah, can I get a hit of that?
02:06:51I have to yeah, can I get a hit of that?
02:06:55Nice. Okay. It's good. Can I get a hit of that? It can go is that about a chick again?
02:07:00No
02:07:01It's about a vape
02:07:04I guess cigarette doesn't I guess would be drag if it were a cigarette
02:07:08Yeah, but it's like I need or weed. I don't I'm not a big weed guy, but it's like I need something to that
02:07:18And then my next thing
02:07:20Guys don't I have one but I'm trying to think of the best way to word it
02:07:26Guys don't talk to each other, huh? I
02:07:30Feel like with my friends I would say stupid shit. Yeah
02:07:35Relatable to the general public I think maybe it is I think guys talk to each other
02:07:39But we got I'm just gonna say what I yeah, we just talk shit to like we get mad at each other
02:07:44Yeah, I think I know the best way to word this. Okay
02:07:47Probably won't be want to go get some food. Oh, that's
02:07:53Like
02:07:54realistically
02:07:57Like what I wanted to say was like
02:07:59What do you want from Taco Bell? But yes, or should we order a pizza? We order a pizza and like I thought I was
02:08:07Limiting the rest of the drunk food world. Yes, but want to go get some food
02:08:12It it probably should come to me quicker, but that's that's I agree with that around. I want to go. Yes
02:08:17I that's a fantastic pick, but it's just very funny. That took you a minute to phrase. I really just wanted to say like
02:08:25Talk, what do you want to talk about?
02:08:27Like right now what I'm thinking of like boys like what should we get from talk about?
02:08:31Yeah, cuz we're talking about this and like yeah, I'm thinking talk about whatever. Fuck it. I'm done
02:08:37all right, I'm gonna go with
02:08:43Oh, I'm gonna go with
02:08:48You're the fucking best oh, I like that
02:08:51You're the fucking best. I like that. That's what was your first one?
02:08:56My first one was love you man. I fucking love you, man. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, you're too different two different things
02:09:02I just wanted to know what your first entirely different conversations
02:09:05I fucking love you man is having a heart-to-heart with a bro
02:09:09You're the fucking best is they do something sweet and you need to acknowledge that they're sweet at what yes agreed
02:09:14Yeah, the music's coming on in the background. All right, I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do. No prep is a bad idea
02:09:25Max stole mine. I didn't think he'd get there
02:09:30One or some food is a good pick that's a good one good value pick I
02:09:34Can't believe it lasts that long. I thought about that one one
02:09:39Not fat probably. Okay, I'll go with one that definitely works
02:09:44What do we want to bet on if you're with you with your friends and games and games are on maybe it's like a Saturday
02:09:50Afternoon, it's like what are we betting on? Mm-hmm. That's a good really good. Maybe what are we betting on tonight is the word good pick
02:09:56Yeah, that definitely happens. Yeah for sure
02:10:00I'll go and this is this is where it's like I just
02:10:04This is what I do
02:10:06My actual friends, yeah, I like to just walk up to my friends and like, you know, you see him you're psyched
02:10:10You just just thoughts. Oh, oh, just a thought
02:10:17Like what anybody thoughts, okay, then you never know where your friends gonna go like they're gonna okay, you know, they're drunk
02:10:23They're just gonna start talking about whatever's on their mind. Yeah thoughts thoughts thoughts is good. I like good
02:10:29Cuz it puts it on the other person right there. Yeah, I'll just be like, you know, you're you're walking around drunk
02:10:33You see, you know, you walk past your friend ten times feels big. What's good? Just big thoughts thoughts. I like that and then
02:10:44She got any friends Oh good one cuz your friends will talk about their you know, girls are talking to him back
02:10:49She got any friends
02:10:51Yeah one and and hopefully they do so I my last one is I don't know how you guys can maybe help me through it
02:10:58it's not like a specific phrase, but it's like
02:11:02Making super aggressive plans for the next day that you're not gonna do. Oh, yeah. Yeah
02:11:08How would I I don't know if that if I can just say it that that making or just like or like future plans
02:11:15Yeah, but it's like no, it should be tomorrow because it's like you plan on going out to get like brunch. Yeah
02:11:22We know that nobody's gonna wake up before 10 a.m. Right? Yeah, okay
02:11:26So we're gonna meet at 945 at this diner and then we're gonna go out. It's like
02:11:30We're gonna be fine tomorrow, let's run it back tomorrow. Let's run it back tomorrow isn't bad
02:11:35I I think I think you could just simply be making aggressive plans for tomorrow that you won't keep
02:11:43You don't say that to your boy. Yeah, so I'm gonna be that if it's my rush more
02:11:49What do you say to your boys when you're drunk, all right, let's run it back tomorrow. Okay, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dude
02:11:55Let's let's you know what? Let's go get brunch
02:11:57Back tomorrow
02:11:59Like let's run it back. We got it. Yeah. Yeah because that happens so much. Oh, yeah, just like oh, we'll do this
02:12:05We'll do that. What do you know?
02:12:08Yeah, well, we'll golf. I want I want to sign up for a 5k when I was drunk. She didn't show up the next day
02:12:14Yeah, that's great though. Yeah, it was all great cancellation. Yeah, I was I've only done a 5k once in my life and you made me
02:12:21Do it. Yeah, and you cheated
02:12:24Yeah, yeah, I would have cheated more if I didn't have to you're gonna have to do that again this year by the way
02:12:28All right, so I'll do it. I'll do this time for my fourth one. I'm gonna say I don't know
02:12:33I think this is you're the best
02:12:36Well, that's your last one. No, hey who serves it?
02:12:38Sorry, who serves it Hank my bad. That's right
02:12:43I
02:12:45Really think insert your quarterbacks name here is gonna be awesome this year. Mmm. Let me rephrase it
02:12:52I really think quarterbacks name is
02:12:55Gonna have a big year. I
02:12:57Like that because it happened to me today and I don't know if that's people just trying to be nice to me
02:13:01But I had multiple people. I'm like, yeah Caleb Williams could be awesome. It happened to me twice today
02:13:06Yeah, yeah, you just whoever your quarterback is you're like, I think the system suits him. Really?
02:13:11Well, I like the offensive coordinator is good
02:13:14I wouldn't doubt just talk about your sports teams or their sports teams. He reminds me a lot of Lamar Jackson
02:13:20I like that. I like that. I like that. I really think quarterbacks wouldn't be good
02:13:25Max if I like that anybody, um
02:13:28No, I feel like it's gonna be good. Everyone knows Jalen hurts is good quarterback. He okay. Is he?
02:13:35Yeah, Jalen hurts is a guy. Oh, he's a good quarter
02:13:38He was having to say he's the guy means you might be doubting and it's interesting that he said that he's good
02:13:43Like if if I had the guy I would be like, he's a fucking beast. Yeah, Max
02:13:47Did you ever figure out who that Eagle is usually?
02:13:49What the Eagle that's Trevor Keegan that was already that was bad. He just got drafted
02:13:54He's just got drafted big cat was like that was I hyped you up
02:13:58But that was also on you cuz you didn't know him. Of course not
02:14:02He hates me. He was like he was like, I'm an Eagles player and then I walk I happen to be walking by
02:14:07He's like Max is a diehard Eagles with guy. Yeah, and then he looked at me
02:14:10He's like if you're such a diehard Eagles guy, who am I? I'm like, I don't fucking know dude. Yeah, but that's like that's like a
02:14:152% of the family. Yeah, it was like a mid round pick. Oh, shut up. We're gonna be a beast
02:14:22Grim Glasgow is the nicest guy in the world. He really is. He's the best. Yeah, I talked to him for like 20 minutes
02:14:27Yeah, he's a great dude. Graham Glasgow last pick
02:14:31I crush this trap draft. Where are we going after this?
02:14:36That's a good that's a good
02:14:38We going after that's a great pick yeah, that is a good that is a good pick I I mean that's a great last pick
02:14:45Uh-huh. Um, cuz you're always trying to find the next move. Yeah, you're always trying to find the next move
02:14:49Where are we going? I'm like where they're at. Yeah
02:14:52You'll just be like if I lose this draft. This is another reason of like everyone
02:14:58Max that's what I got a head. That's a good strategy. Just attack literally miss the 1-1. Yeah
02:15:04Your 1-1 was terrible. I love you guys. I fucking love you, dude
02:15:08Your 1-1 was look at that girl
02:15:11Yeah, no, I fucking love you is the easiest easiest one
02:15:17Like you're saying that when you're oh my god guys don't look hot
02:15:22Drunk guys don't like looking at other chicks and like not I don't I never look I'm more likely to be like, dude
02:15:30No, I do that like right now, I love you
02:15:33I love you, dude. I'm not gonna be like look at that chick. That sounds that sounds like you're a stalker
02:15:40Yo, look at that chick
02:15:43Look at her. I I also I also love my girlfriend
02:15:49That's the thing about me I was thinking for the masses like dudes love talking about like
02:15:57They do that's also that is a thing
02:15:59Talked yourself into a last place. No, I haven't I actually trust this without a doubt for sure for sure
02:16:06All right honorable mentions real quick. I have a couple old dude old guy ones. I'm washed. There's
02:16:13like
02:16:15kind of like the
02:16:16We should do this more often
02:16:18Every time I've ever gone on a bash party. It's like dude, would it be sick if we just got a house?
02:16:23Like all of us. Yeah, that's a good one
02:16:25Like just and like live like left our lives and just hung out in the house, dude
02:16:31You're not like mid mid like second day bachelor party. Let's write a movie. Yeah. Yeah, that's another one where you're drunk
02:16:37You're like this everything's so funny. Like yeah, we should fucking we should write a movie and then and then like it does
02:16:45Unfortunately you with your friends. It's like how are the kids that kind of sucks, but that does happen. Yeah compound talk
02:16:51I have compound talk on almost every like bachelor big group hangout. It's like let's get a fucking compound
02:16:58Yeah, I'll live right there pool in the middle. Let's get a house. Yeah
02:17:02Yeah. Yeah, I do that. I do the move cuz guys don't really talk to each other
02:17:07That deeply I do the move at the end of the bachelor parties
02:17:11I just tell all my friends like tell me one thing that I can bring home with me when I get asked
02:17:16Yeah, that's good. Like give me like a work thing family to just give me one thing
02:17:20I can be like, oh, yeah, he's doing this honorable mention. Did you hear how bad Max's Mount Rushmore was the other day?
02:17:26Yep. No, this is gonna crush. Yeah
02:17:29Hey, how many bachelor bachelor parties have you been to?
02:17:32Good question. Are you?
02:17:34Not that many. How many of you guys been to a lot 15? Yeah, I would say
02:17:40Yeah, somewhere around 20 ish. I've been well, I've been to my two brothers
02:17:45But I haven't been to any of my friends yet. And like I'm waiting for like that moment
02:17:50I'll put this out there max is a good bachelor party hang the other one that I like to do like again like this
02:17:55is more just
02:17:56What I do, but I say fix up. Oh, yeah. Yes, that wouldn't have played
02:18:03Like when I'm with my friends if I'm walking or I was big
02:18:07So what about um, I think she's into you or I think she's into me
02:18:12Like you ran it you run into right after someone says look at that chick
02:18:16Yeah, but then after you look at her she comes by yeah, and then she just says something nice and walks away
02:18:22And then you say I think she's into me or I think she's into you except everyone has that one friend
02:18:26I'm in love with blank. Everyone has that one friend that thinks every chick is into him. Yeah, you're like, dude
02:18:32That's just not possible. Oh the car girl. I think she's into. Oh, yeah
02:18:37Max the bachelor party. I'm jealous because I would say so. Yeah, I've been to probably about 15 roughly big cat
02:18:44Can I give you a quick note? What people they're gonna they're gonna cook. I don't get a foster. Yeah
02:18:51Tired I'm in retirement now, so I'm not wearing my Kelsey cutoff Jersey right now. I feel like shit. I'm in retirement. Ah
02:18:59Bachelor parties like one through nine are the best then you get that like summer where you do a bunch and you're like
02:19:07I'm kind of burnt out so then it comes a little bit of a chore
02:19:10But then you got to hold on because the last couple are
02:19:13Also the best because you're like, these are the end like the last couple that I did
02:19:17I was like, this is the end like I know all my friends are married like I'm this is it is all I got
02:19:23Really live it up. Yeah, I'm in like the middle of wedding season right now, but none of them are like my really like close boys
02:19:29Yeah, you don't know. It's like I don't have friends. I
02:19:32Have so many fucking friends. It's crazy
02:19:36But a
02:19:38Lot of weddings a lot of bachelor hypothetically speaking just boys talking here. Mm-hmm my best friend
02:19:48Hypothetically speaking boys talking here what Hank and Max Shane and memes you can chime in
02:19:56at some point in the future
02:19:59If you decide to get married
02:20:02Would PFT and I be invited to your bachelor party? Yeah
02:20:06No shame Jane says no, yeah probably smart I say yes, but you guys will not come I'll come to you
02:20:13No, I would say yes, you guys better. I think hey, I'll come to yours
02:20:16I think Hank would come I think Hank is the only one that would come to my bachelor party
02:20:20I would come for a day max. I'll go I'd come for a day. Oh, wait, where is it?
02:20:25My sure no. No. Yeah
02:20:28My dream bachelor party is a force. I'll say right now, but it's so far away that no, it's a force
02:20:33Well Hank Hank's gonna have like Tom Brady and Jason Tatum on his bachelor
02:20:37I would want to do like darts and like Ireland or England. Ooh
02:20:41And golf don't go that rocks. Yeah, mine is like also like a big boy the real
02:20:49Yeah, dark green vironment, but it would be that seems like the best boys vibe. What do you got? Mine is also a big sporting event
02:20:57which is sad because it's like
02:20:59I'm not a huge Penn State football fan. But like I think a Penn State weekend at like at like, all right
02:21:06You say it would be fun or like Washington
02:21:09Like I want like a sporting event that I care about like Penn State fucking Michigan like no
02:21:14Max is correct. I am NOT going to Happy Valley for no not happy Valley. I wanted a way game. This is stupid
02:21:21Let's not talk about this. Okay. Yeah, good point. All right, we're gonna do will with the concussion test. Okay, we're gonna end the show
02:21:28Beer games
02:21:30With the drunkest guy in the world. That's Will Compton. You did it, bro. Yeah, you did you did?
02:21:36Thank you. Yeah, y'all said they're like obviously mean you went back and forth, but it's sitting there like
02:21:42Big cats like hey
02:21:45What if we come and surprise everybody? Yeah
02:21:48Cuz I'm sitting there stubborn as fuck thinking like hey, if there's anything to salvage it go ahead and do it blah blah
02:21:54we'd be up for it big cat had the idea that everybody come and like come together and
02:22:01Legitimately, bro. Waka Flocka flame you guys come in and having fun
02:22:05You sitting there be like, hey, I didn't know that was what it was my fault. Blah blah blah
02:22:11I I didn't know that it truly meant a lot legitimately. I
02:22:15I know about the stuff behind the scenes you were dealing with. I was making jokes, but I'm very happy that dude
02:22:22So much fun, I retired from drinking games what you can't retire I retired you are I retired from drinking games
02:22:30The ultimate warrior to now. Yeah, you can not retire. I've decided to declare myself professional
02:22:36I'm gonna enter the pro sphere. I left myself open to unretire
02:22:42But I'm retired as of right now. Yeah, I need a break. I might be with eyes hurt
02:22:46I might be retired tomorrow morning when I wake up and then yes, and then we'll see right now
02:22:51I'm ready to when you did another beer Olympics. I'm in it wouldn't even max bro
02:22:55Like Hank max the boys being like, hey, are we gonna move it? Yada? Yada? Yada you guys buying in?
02:23:03Honestly, all we ever wanted was you guys to be fired up. It was you know that like yeah
02:23:09No, I know everyone it was all we ever wanted was doing Nashville because this was fucking awesome the best, bro
02:23:14I'm sitting looking at Taylor. I'm like dog
02:23:17This we should never leave yeah, this is it I might have said on a confessional that I wanted to go home
02:23:24But that's a fair thing for a guy who's 39 with three kids and getting his ass kicked in a pool
02:23:30By offensive linemen, you know, I was just like I just want to go home and like see my kids
02:23:35you know, my favorite part was no spoilers, but we did lose one event early and
02:23:40Just getting into the pool and hanging out in the pool for like an hour
02:23:44Beated that was maybe the best time it's like chillin with Dana beers who by the way, he doesn't drink beer anymore, right?
02:23:51But yeah, just hanging with him and Glenny balls in the pool. What a blunt rotation that was
02:23:57Looking at cats and it's kind of like hey, are we about to get fucked up? You kind of know like yo
02:24:03We're about to get wrecked. Yeah, should we fully go there and things Jerry buying all the way in like
02:24:10Dude the three-beer chug is a genius starting thing because I was like you were thinking you're thinking about going
02:24:20Strategy yeah. Yeah, we're thinking about ditching it. Yeah
02:24:24Because some of us aren't that good at chugging beers, it's good. Well Scott
02:24:28Well, I mean his eyes right now. Well, Will's pumped up right now. I don't blame
02:24:34I love it. Oh, I
02:24:36Am truly like I am I think about beer beer ozempics where everybody just slams beer and then we get really fucking skinny
02:24:46Manjaro where we just fucking shoot or so
02:24:49Yeah, well the I do feel bad that I pulled you in the pool when you had your phone in your pocket
02:24:53But if it still works dude, it made for the best
02:24:58Content. Yeah, you're sitting there and you're like, you know, obviously we went through whatever went through fucking fuck
02:25:04We had to bring it back to Nashville. If Dave doesn't do that
02:25:07We obviously do not bring it back to Nashville. That is what it is. You guys wanted the entire time and
02:25:14When you're sitting there in the fucking pool pulling me in like that's the moment
02:25:21Dude, you saw my ass truly did not matter. I'm like, yo big cats pulling me in. I sound ridiculous
02:25:27Ridiculous could be good right now, but I'm seriously thinking like, you know, I love this bro. I love you
02:25:33I love it. Hey, I love you. It's good. I love you. Hey, well, guess what right now?
02:25:38We're you're getting paid for this like I fucking like this is the dream job
02:25:42Yes, well, and have you ever uttered the words when you're drunk with your boys? Hey, look at that chick
02:25:48When we were fucking Taylor and I were in the fucking mix of it and we're against Bakhtar
02:25:55Everyone that wasn't that was a weird way
02:25:58for us
02:26:00Covering his Bakhtar II and we're sitting there like looking at his wife. Like hey, we have to steal
02:26:07We have to steal you have to be him in front of his wife. We have to fucking take this
02:26:15Like a hot girl like look at that girl. Yeah, bro. I need to come back. Yeah, you
02:26:21Legitimately, I got us we got to steal that guy's wife you guys
02:26:25I'll tell you what. I almost teed him up for that. What do you want a ref?
02:26:28I'm gonna ref Jersey one thing I noticed with Will and Taylor day. Oh shit. I don't know. I just spilled
02:26:34They got you guys got a Spartan mentality for sure
02:26:37Like we pull up to the gate and you're like, we're the 300
02:26:40Yeah, these Persians and Taylor last year like we were kind of you know a little abrasive about
02:26:47People beating us
02:26:49But dude you guys big cat you guys stepping in it was I am hammered
02:26:55Do you think Taylor really cares about this couch fun? Absolutely, bro
02:27:01Till I Taylor left I promise you he's sitting there thinking like damn I wish they would just let me know
02:27:07I can I please be a part of this? I swear said to him. I tried to call him call him right now
02:27:13Max you too, bro
02:27:15Like the moment that you were sitting there like hey, are they gonna cancel this? Yada? Yada?
02:27:20Yeah, obviously I was fired up about it. It is what it when you guys fully bought in
02:27:27Fucking trailer the body armor and bought in dude max. I
02:27:33was
02:27:34So fired up. Yeah. No, it was so much fun. No boy gets 50
02:27:38Obviously, we you know, we have our our commonalities about the whole thing, but even big cat we went back and forth about it all
02:27:45big cows on vacation
02:27:47Dude, I'm so happy you guys came. I'm happy. I am so hammered
02:27:53Your boys are smiling right now because I'm hammered but I'm legit
02:27:59I'm so hammered
02:28:00Respect so I was thinking earlier today that I don't remember any of the questions that they asked us when we did the interview earlier
02:28:06Yeah, we have our concussion time. I have no idea you guys ready Carlos done lap. Wait, he's gonna ask
02:28:13No, no, I'm gonna ask a question. Go ahead. We just got a ready gun nail this. Okay, we're with each other
02:28:18We got we got boys. We'll let we'll go first. Okay. All right, we'll try
02:28:23And then we'll step in. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I know a couple. I don't know all dude
02:28:27I was trying to remember the story this morning
02:28:31All right, and I don't know the first one is for random words, which is the toughest one bro, I do know
02:28:38What do you mean?
02:28:39I know at least four random words from the interview that we just did my mind
02:28:43Actually might be sharper than it's ever been because one of them was wait. Wait, wait, let's do
02:28:49Let's say Carlos done. Well, nope. No, you're not that
02:28:54What do you I think one of them was tits? No, it's tits and askalore.com. Yes. Yes
02:28:59My I actually love doing this because my mind I I haven't thought of it until this morning. I was like damn
02:29:05What's the reason I think you'll trap because will used to jerk off to it jerk off
02:29:10I think there's a reasoning for each of these my dad. Oh, I might not have reasonings. My dad pulled me aside and go. Hey
02:29:17What's tits askalore.com?
02:29:21He goes you ever fucking log on to that I will box I will box your fucking jaws in yeah
02:29:28I'm not joking. I love my dad did Bill Compton jr. Is the absolute best where you will come to the third the third
02:29:35William Earl the third but my dad is w3 was
02:29:40hardcore
02:29:41For whatever reason about porn because my boy we go over to his spot like oh shit
02:29:48we can hit up some porn and
02:29:50My parents won't know we go over to his spot
02:29:54jerk off
02:29:57Yeah, make I'm not joking yeah, no me my boy me my boy Logan
02:30:03Logan's out there taking strays
02:30:07Yo
02:30:09We would sit there and like yo, we had a jerk-off moment. Hey, we would stare at each other. Yeah
02:30:16Hey, you do think I'm gonna go in the other room. I leave the other
02:30:19Oh
02:30:20It sounded like you were staring each other
02:30:22He would hit the thing and his dad was like, hey, you guys got to chill out. Like I have to clean the computer up
02:30:30Yeah, yeah, cuz then he's gonna get in trouble. Yeah, not because the car the woman in the house
02:30:34Yeah, not because all that stuff I'm sitting there like, you know
02:30:38You're defiling it
02:30:40Yeah, because we would get done every day probably middle school. Yeah, and we'd be like, you know, we can we can
02:30:46We can jerk off
02:30:49Logan would have us in the basement. His dad would find all this shit and be like, hey
02:30:53You guys got to calm down because you guys are out of control
02:30:57You drive by his house to this day. You get a boner. Yeah
02:31:00Hey, your mom's gonna find you out. Yeah, mom's gonna find you out and that was tits and ask the Lord
02:31:07So much more to get my dad
02:31:09Words I
02:31:11Know three more three more. I have the other three. I always done lab. No, no, that's it. I have them all ready. Yeah
02:31:18Monday
02:31:2030% vibes
02:31:23All of those are correct. Let's go
02:31:26Now, I don't know what Monday Oh Mondays because you told me you know Monday
02:31:31It was on one day not the 25th 30% I think is Taylor Swift. Yep
02:31:3630% I think is Taylor Swift. Yep. All right. Why what that she was gonna come to beer game? Oh, yeah
02:31:43Yeah, yeah, which is that was my favorite. Hey, they drove a boat
02:31:48Hank was ready to kill somebody
02:31:55I think it's just bring the vibes to the beer Olympics. You want me to tell you what vibes or vibes?
02:32:01That was when you were gonna trade our memes for their memes. Oh, yeah
02:32:04We're the vibes guys
02:32:07What do you mean by armies for their our guys for your for one of your memes guys
02:32:13You said we had to add
02:32:15You said we had to add cash for your memes cash considerations do and that's that's Shane by the way
02:32:21He's never had a hot dog
02:32:24Hey, walk the fuck the flame be like yo, we need glizzies. Yeah, is it not insane?
02:32:31Yeah, yeah, he would have had his first quiz he knows how we're gonna have a white boy party
02:32:35We're gonna be drinking and being drunk and we're not gonna have glizzies. I was like a mr. Walker. He was awesome
02:32:42Hey, you know Shane's never had a lemonade
02:32:44Yeah, you you know
02:32:46Lemonade or hot dog get his first sandwich last week. He's never had a cupcake
02:32:52Legitimately, you never had a cupcake
02:32:54Why he's he's never had a pretzels. Why?
02:32:58He's weird, dude, yeah, he's why I truly so
02:33:04Our memes for your memes and a bro to be named later
02:33:08We'll take your guys's memes
02:33:12Why is it funny I
02:33:14Don't understand why you're sitting there laughing about you. Oh shit breaking moves. Oh, no breaking better not be serious breaking
02:33:22Moves about the Kelsey's break. Don't do the fucking swim Taylor's waking
02:33:27Will's thoughts first
02:33:30Okay, the Brooklyn Nets have agreed in principle on a trade to send McHale bridges to the New York Knicks
02:33:37for both
02:33:38bogan
02:33:39bojan
02:33:40Bogdanovich for unprotected first-round picks a protected first-round pick via bucks and unprotected pick swap and a second round resources
02:33:48Tell ESPN will thoughts
02:33:50Dude, I am so fired up for ginger
02:33:53I
02:33:55Was a huge huge NBA guy second round pick swap
02:33:59Protected some first rounders and bogdan Bogdanovich. Is he on the Lakers? No, they're going. It's the Knicks and this
02:34:10Shane's laughing at you right now. I'm Shane
02:34:15Dude I have no clue what the fuck's going on with the NBA and watch this first hockey game last night
02:34:20Wait, so wait when JJ when JJ got the call, I remember texting like dog
02:34:27Hey, your pizza takes are terrible, but shout out you for getting the fucking LA Lakers. Yeah
02:34:33It's pretty good because he's thinking about going to uh, uh, Franklin
02:34:38What he's thinking about going to Franklin in Nashville, bro
02:34:42With the one Oh like right like moving Franklin, Tennessee. Oh boy. Now he's moved to LA. Yeah
02:34:49But yeah, he said they're called me he goes a count you and Taylor he goes
02:34:57Keep it
02:34:58Keep what you guys got and I literally sat there and I'm thinking to myself
02:35:06Yeah, is there a reason you're telling me that's how I feel right now he goes man keep it simple Oh and I was like
02:35:14Hey
02:35:17I
02:35:20Go
02:35:22This is not the most insane I go, uh, I go can
02:35:29Unbelievable it's on the internet right like you're you're the LA Lakers coach. He's like no. No, I'm not. I have no clue
02:35:34It's about that. I'm about to call
02:35:37He's I'm about to call the
02:35:40Franklin Franklin Franklin the Franklin mayor game seven series. Oh
02:35:46I'm about to call the finals. Yeah games. I know the name of the finals. Yeah, he goes he goes
02:35:51It's all I know. I'm focused on talking Michael laughing and I'm laughing with them
02:35:57Because I gave him a couple schools because he was asking like, you know, what?
02:36:01You know, what are the spots down south and Franklin that would be good, right?
02:36:05I'm giving him a couple schools, but I'm like laughing. I'm like, is there a reason you're telling me this he goes man
02:36:12He goes I have a few masters he goes I have the master like
02:36:19The old man and three that's a master. Mm-hmm. He goes big boss. Yeah. Yeah, he goes LeBron this new pot
02:36:25I came out with yeah, it's a master ESPN is a master. Yeah, all these things are masters
02:36:30He goes what you and Taylor have it is so fun. You guys need to just keep it simple, right?
02:36:36Don't get caught up in everything else. Yeah, and we're literally
02:36:41I'm sitting there thinking to myself, you know, JJ Redick is calling me. He had called me and I'm thinking to myself
02:36:50Is he the new LA Lakers that goes because I'm congratulating him and
02:36:55He's sitting there like hey keep what you and Taylor have and we sit there in silence for a moment
02:37:02and I go is
02:37:04Their
02:37:06Reason you're telling me this and he's like man
02:37:09You have all these different masters what you guys have in the Barstow world and you guys can relate to this
02:37:16He's like you guys have so much fun
02:37:20Like when you make it serious, it is a different world that you guys are in talking to Mike Billy
02:37:26Yeah, yeah, he's like this is me. This is a
02:37:30Different world that you guys are in. Yeah, just make sure you continue to have fun and
02:37:35Make the most of it. Yeah, it is great. No one gives us notes about anything
02:37:39We just get to say we get to do this. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sitting like JJ Redick is calling me my fucking
02:37:46My boys that is obsessed with JJ Redick back in the day
02:37:50NCAA you're you're fighting for Duke or UNC and
02:37:55This dude is calling me telling me being like hey, well you guys have keep it
02:38:00Do you think keep it say you think JJ can make LeBron better than MJ?
02:38:03I have no clue all I say that I am absolutely hammered right now saying that you are. Yeah. Oh
02:38:11Wait, what do you think about the McHale bridges trade though? Well, I don't even know who that is, bro
02:38:18III
02:38:20It's you Bogdan Bogdanovich McHale bridges
02:38:23Max is very upset right now because McHale bridges is one of his favorite Villanova players
02:38:28And now the Knicks have literally every single Villanova player that he loves
02:38:32I also know him like I've known him for a very long time. I've known him since I was in middle school
02:38:36When you say that, what does that mean? It's like if the Cowboys had every Nebraska player
02:38:42No, like I grew up I grew up with me cow like I'd know McHale
02:38:45I'm upset and he's a Sixers fan and the Knicks are really good and they lost
02:38:50They have all of my Nova guys and I hate and Jay writes. I'm gonna coach him
02:38:54It was the one thing that part. Yeah, it was the one thing that I could hold on
02:38:58He's gonna coach him and do a better job. Yeah than the Jay, right?
02:39:01Yeah, it was the one thing that I could hold on to because I'm a huge Nova
02:39:05basketball fan and
02:39:08For forever. I was like, alright at least McHale's not there
02:39:10Like I know I've known the cow since I was like the sixth grade. Yeah
02:39:14And now he's with like my least favorite team with like all my other favorite players and Nova
02:39:20Yes, and it really hurts and I was just going through it right there trying to figure out you're upset. No, I'm very
02:39:26I'm actually very upset
02:39:29Are you a basketball guy for real? Yeah, I am as big of a too bad. Yeah, I'm a villain
02:39:35I'm more of a Villanova basketball fan. He's a book than anything. He's got to cry
02:39:39So all of the
02:39:41guys being at the Knicks sucks sucks
02:39:45especially the one guy that like like if I were to see McHale like walking down the street I'd be like
02:39:49That's that's my guy. Like I just
02:39:52When you see JJ get to head coach you
02:39:56What do you mean to you literally nothing I don't care about Lakers at all
02:40:01Like I care about will interviewed one basketball player and that's all he brings it back to
02:40:07No, no question
02:40:09I'm sitting there. I'm like, I remember hitting my boys up because they were so says with JJ Redick
02:40:14We all everybody was every white boy was that you know tried to shoot the three
02:40:19Mm-hmm, and when we had him on the pod, I remember him a boys up like yo
02:40:24JJ read it came on the podcast. He had a
02:40:27abysmal
02:40:30Pizza review about you know, whatever he said
02:40:34She was garbage, but other than that, I'm thinking to myself like yo, how sick is it that JJ Redick?
02:40:43How sick is it that JJ Redick came on the podcast, you know, I mean and when now that he has the head coaching job
02:40:50I'm not a big basketball guy
02:40:53You know clearly I'm not sitting here, you know JJ Redick's in here
02:40:59What was that a fourth grade coaching your head coaching job?
02:41:02Yeah, he's kind of like a pioneer for a guy who is
02:41:09Athletes podcaster everything else it just fires me up that he has a head coaching job and it's it's a LeBron James
02:41:17Low-key made himself
02:41:19Into a head coach and it's crazy that the Nova has
02:41:24All these players on Knicks that is crazy when you say nobody is that where max comes in?
02:41:30Yeah, yeah max hill bridges just got so you do hate JJ I
02:41:36Have no like JJ
02:41:41I'm like going through it right now that like
02:41:47Also, well, this is another thing the Sixers were also rumored to go after him because the Sixers drafted Macau
02:41:55When you say six is right after I'm not saying Philly went after JJ to be a head coach
02:42:01We already had J. I'm sorry. Hey, well, hey, let's bring this back. Well, dude, pardon my take
02:42:09It's beer Olympics, uh, well, what do you think about the Mikkel Bridges trade?
02:42:16I'll be honest. I don't who's Mikkel. He's really good
02:42:20Where did he come from? He was
02:42:23Now he's on the Knicks which is one of Max Lee's favorite teams, is he a Laker?
02:42:29Like dude, all this has happened. I swear to God. I'm just like
02:42:42That's huge, yeah, it's like JJ
02:42:46Right. My boys. My boys are so I don't know the boys are pumped. Yeah
02:42:53I said there brag to him. I'm like, hey, literally JJ Redick came on the podcast. Yeah, good, dude
02:42:59Boy pig, what about what about somebody beat him? What about Bogdan Boyanovich? I
02:43:05Don't know. He got she just got traded
02:43:08Yeah for Mikkel Bridges. That's why y'all are number one. Y'all are you know, I have no clue
02:43:14I think he's a JJ guy. I think JJ could do some good with him. I'm all about JJ
02:43:18Yeah, you are. I respect that. Yeah, like there's if there's any question out there will confidence a fan JJ Redick
02:43:24Let's put that to bed. I'm sure I just keep going. Oh, yeah
02:43:28concussion test will a big home
02:43:31Hey, we did the words. Okay. All right, Carlos Dunlap. That is gonna come up. I think all right
02:43:38All right, go go ask question. I have to pull up. I have to pull up like all right
02:43:43This one's you, you know this answer, Tennessee Peerless price. I
02:43:48Remember that one. Wait, the question was where did Peerless price go to school? No
02:43:53Okay, good answer. Um
02:43:55Who has the longest rush in Super Bowl history? That would be fat. Is that fast? Lily Parker? Yes bang next question
02:44:04What running back has led the position in yak in 2020? We saw you guys are all over
02:44:11Let's let's let will answer the question brief lightning
02:44:16What running back has led the position in yak in the past year?
02:44:23Brace all
02:44:26Yes, the boy
02:44:28All right. Well, this one's also for you. All right
02:44:33Who was the only AFC team to win a Super Bowl but not an AFC championship game
02:44:39This one's for you. Well, come on Will Jets. Yes. Yes. Yeah
02:44:45Yeah, Jets
02:44:48You guys are so close last one I'm not even gonna ask question what is
02:44:55That she was the Bengals all-time sack leader, hey, that's you BC
02:45:00Big CD who was the Bengals all-time sack leader Carlos Dunlap. Yes
02:45:05Okay
02:45:08Do we do the no, we're gonna do the riddle and then the story is the hardest part
02:45:13Do you think there's still some pizza? So yes
02:45:15The story is the hardest part. Okay, so we're gonna do the riddle first and then we're gonna get to the story. Okay
02:45:21Okay. Okay doctor was a woman. Oh, I
02:45:23Okay, where's where's Hank?
02:45:26My my brain is a steel trap
02:45:28What has four fingers and a thumb but isn't alive? Oh, I remember this will get it. You got it
02:45:34Will get it you got it
02:45:36All right. Last thing story the Hamburg helper glove
02:45:41You said that okay. Hang on. Hang on big cats. Got it. No, no, I have to start. I need some help
02:45:45All right, I'm gonna ask you rolling tails alone and Hank are in a boat. Yes, Ron and Hank already wrong
02:45:52Hank is in a boat Hank is in a boat with Max. Yeah, correct Hank and Max go to a boat and then
02:45:59Crashes the boat. Yeah. Yes
02:46:02Wrong, okay
02:46:03the boat the boat gas
02:46:06The boat has a problem Hank is there to save it? No, no, no Hank and Max are in a boat
02:46:13We're gonna I'm gonna give you a gas. I'm gonna give you runs out of gas. That's not exactly correct
02:46:17I'm gonna give you a break
02:46:19engine stalled engine stalls
02:46:21Engine sauce and then hey, no
02:46:24Yeah, Hank hits Max in the head with a paddle decides. I'm gonna fuck him up. No
02:46:30No
02:46:31No, yeah, no
02:46:33Roan shows up bang
02:46:36Shut up, Max. What was what he show up on though? There was a detail. He showed up like hey, I'm about to save y'all boys
02:46:43Oh, no, no, no, no
02:46:45on a heat
02:46:47Something blue something blue is correct
02:46:50Blue is the correct color, which is way more impressive than you that you remember lose something was a blue robo
02:46:57Nope, he is
02:46:59Jetski, yeah, Jetski stabs Max in the head. No screwdriver. No. Oh
02:47:05Well, it's real but why did he
02:47:09Roan said I can only take one of you, right? Yes, and then Max
02:47:14Stabs Hank in the head with a screw. Oh, it's that's Max in the head
02:47:18Roan Hank Hank in the head Hank with a screwdriver
02:47:21No, Max stabs Hank in the head with a screwdriver
02:47:23No
02:47:23Roan stabs Hank in the head with a screwdriver wrong Hank stabs Max in the head with screwdriver
02:47:28Hank stabs Max in that with the screwdriver and then he gets on the Jetski they drive all back to shore
02:47:35There you go. Then that's the whole story
02:47:37That's the whole story. Yeah, you want me to read it?
02:47:41Yeah
02:47:42Max and Hank went out on the boat
02:47:44Hank was confident in his boating abilities until the engine stalled and we were stuck in the middle of the lake
02:47:49Luckily Roan had a blue Jetski on the shore and was able to come out for a rescue mission
02:47:54But the Jetski only had room for one person on the Jetski
02:47:58So Hank stabbed Max with a screw the fact that you remembered screwdriver is very impressive. Well, very impressive
02:48:05I thought that was gonna be the one that got everyone out of place and hopped
02:48:11You just did a good job. Well, that's all that was a lot of fun. We had a great day
02:48:15We're gonna guess a random number right now to end the show 1 through 100 1 through 100 1 through 100
02:48:22I can't guess 18
02:48:24I'm down
02:48:28So say any number, okay ready
02:48:32It's the number
02:48:36You're saying a number three
02:48:38six three Shane
02:48:41I'm gonna say 25 from the cows Nova number. I'm gonna say eight. I'm gonna say
02:48:4718 oh, okay. I'll say
02:48:5265 was what does that mean?
02:48:5515
02:48:58No, it's got it. What would it hang on? No, it's got none of us got it. It's something
02:49:05Love you guys
02:49:10You

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