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Time Crafters: The Treasure of Pirates Cove (2020) Hollywood Movie
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00:00:00In the early 1700s, a sailor aboard a British merchant ship wrote,
00:00:27The beauty of the ocean is one of the world's greatest treasures.
00:00:31Yet throughout history, the men who have sailed her have overlooked it.
00:00:35Blinded by the desire for old gold and glittering gems,
00:00:39they embarked on voyages to the ends of the earth,
00:00:42and even beyond the boundaries of time.
00:00:57She's carrying treasure, I'm sure.
00:01:19Fire!
00:01:20Fire!
00:01:21There are waters!
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00:03:44Does every man on board be spared?
00:03:47Let's not suppose to be tainted by unnecessary bloodshed.
00:03:50Here's to the devil's whim and her merciful crew!
00:04:04So, Mr. Pistol, you spared the crew, did you?
00:04:10Yes, Captain.
00:04:12I thought I might need them.
00:04:13Oh, you thought?
00:04:15Let that be a captain's decision, wouldn't you say?
00:04:20Aye, Captain.
00:04:21You see, it's thoughts like that that seal the fate of your father.
00:04:25I would hate for something like that to happen to you.
00:04:30Aye, easy lad, easy.
00:04:33You know I had no choice.
00:04:35It was the code.
00:04:40Aye, Captain.
00:04:42You're a good man, Pistol.
00:04:47When the devil comes to my soul, I'll need you there to talk him out of it.
00:04:54Right.
00:04:58So, what's all this about a treasure map?
00:05:07What?
00:05:09Ah.
00:05:12Here you are, Captain.
00:05:18Enjoy.
00:05:22Carry on.
00:05:53Come on, come on.
00:06:17Mr. Pistol'd like to help.
00:06:23On the hatches!
00:07:23What the fuck?
00:07:53Captain.
00:07:56Welcome aboard, Captain.
00:08:00Captain.
00:08:02This is your ship now.
00:08:06Engage to man sails.
00:08:11Ta-ta, Captain Lynch.
00:08:22What?
00:08:30Stolen.
00:08:37You mean this lot?
00:08:41Pistol.
00:08:50I'm gonna get you, Pistol.
00:08:54Do this to me, betrayer.
00:09:00Fire!
00:09:05Under attack!
00:09:06Damn it.
00:09:07Fire!
00:09:16Get to man sail!
00:09:20The mast buckle is broken, Jeffrey.
00:09:22There's nothing we can do.
00:09:25Aye, aye, aye.
00:09:26We've got bigger problems.
00:09:27Look.
00:09:34All hands, brace yourselves.
00:09:37We're going directly to hell!
00:10:01The mast!
00:10:02Get the mast!
00:10:03Fire!
00:10:14Pistol!
00:10:44That's it, Josh.
00:11:00Four strides, four through.
00:11:01Feather.
00:11:04Getting great at this, bud.
00:11:32Hey, Josh, I think I dropped something.
00:11:46Nice one, Hedge.
00:11:47Hey, Josh.
00:11:48What's up, my man?
00:11:51Hey, Bridge.
00:11:52How's the vlog?
00:11:54I'm on a deadline.
00:11:56Hey, you know what?
00:11:57I'm keeping it.
00:11:58Could be worth something.
00:11:59My Uncle Herm once found a Coca-Cola sign that was worth 800 bucks.
00:12:03I saw your uncle on house horrors last week.
00:12:05By the way, the odds of discovering anything of value with a metal detector on a public beach are very slim.
00:12:11If you add up all the number of hours searching necessary to find anything worth at least $20, you get about 135.26 hours.
00:12:20So you're basically working for approximately 50 cents per hour.
00:12:24Yeah?
00:12:25Well, you haven't taken into account the anomaly.
00:12:28The anomaly?
00:12:29Yeah, the anomaly.
00:12:31The unaccounted for, unexplained event that occurs and defies all logic and odds.
00:12:36It can happen.
00:12:37But in your case, you'd better stick to your job at the oldest shop.
00:12:42You'll see.
00:12:43Hey, let him dream.
00:12:47I can't believe someone is stealing all the cool pirate artifacts in town.
00:12:51I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
00:12:53Who's with me?
00:13:24Hey, guys.
00:13:26I think I really got something.
00:13:31Oh, yeah.
00:13:33What you got there, Huckleberry?
00:13:36Oh, nothing.
00:13:38Just a treasure map.
00:13:51Hedgy, baby, I will never doubt you again.
00:13:54What do you think, Bridge?
00:13:55It looks like the real deal to me.
00:13:57Wait.
00:13:58This is a map of Pirate's Cove.
00:14:00See, that's Devil's Bay, and that's Adam's Lighthouse, and the clock tower.
00:14:06Oh, you just reminded me.
00:14:07Summer school starts at 1030.
00:14:09Boring.
00:14:10Can't we just ditch it?
00:14:11I mean, it's the last day anyway.
00:14:13My mom paid $100 for that course, and I'm never going to hear the end of it if I don't go.
00:14:18So you guys have to come, too.
00:14:20Here.
00:14:24We'll stash it in the treehouse, and we'll figure this out after class.
00:14:27Wait.
00:14:28Maybe we should tell my dad.
00:14:30I mean, what if somebody lost it?
00:14:33I found it, so it's rightfully mine.
00:14:35Dude, sending us out?
00:14:37That's all we want to see.
00:14:39Okay, fine.
00:14:40It's all of ours.
00:14:41But I don't want to donate it to some lame museum.
00:14:44Excuse me?
00:14:46I'm just saying.
00:14:50Let's go.
00:15:17Look at this.
00:15:19These are the lost colony factories.
00:15:22For heaven's sake, Slanche, have you ever seen anything like this?
00:15:29No.
00:15:30This is a disgrace.
00:15:32Okay, folks, break it up.
00:15:34Break it up.
00:15:36Look at this.
00:15:38Wakey, wakey.
00:15:41You guys are guilty of section 115-50, which means you had a little too much to drink last night?
00:15:49On the contrary, sir.
00:15:50I barely had a sip last night.
00:15:52I don't think so.
00:15:54So why don't we all get up and take a little stroll down to my station?
00:16:00Let's go.
00:16:01I've got a nice place for you to rest.
00:16:03Okay?
00:16:05Come on.
00:16:06Come on, you guys.
00:16:07Come on.
00:16:08Come on, you two.
00:16:09Come on, you look worse.
00:16:10Oh, man.
00:16:13Let's go.
00:16:14Where are we?
00:16:16Where's the ship and the others?
00:16:19All right?
00:16:20I do not know.
00:16:23But I dare say it's best we play along.
00:16:25The less we say, the better.
00:16:39Wow.
00:16:40A real treasure map.
00:16:42Put that away.
00:16:43You want Byron to see it?
00:16:45No.
00:16:54Oh, crap, there he is.
00:16:56Stop right there.
00:17:00Hi, Byron.
00:17:02Skipping summer school?
00:17:04Taking a homeschool course called Advanced Leisure Studies.
00:17:07What do you think you're doing?
00:17:09Um, walking.
00:17:11Well, you're ruining my view.
00:17:13My picture postcard view of my world without a bunch of losers in it.
00:17:16Yeah?
00:17:17Well, how will your view look when I stuff your head in that picture?
00:17:20Easy.
00:17:21Whoa, was that a threat?
00:17:22Bridget.
00:17:23Hey, Byron.
00:17:25Hello, Bridget.
00:17:26What's up?
00:17:27Oh, nothing.
00:17:28Just taking some donations to the orphanage.
00:17:31Interesting.
00:17:33Not.
00:17:34Hey, Bridge.
00:17:35When are you going to lose these fools and come over to the right side of the tracks?
00:17:38Just because your dad is the mayor doesn't make you royalty.
00:17:41And what makes you think I would ever want to hang out with you?
00:17:44Well, the answer to that question is what's known as the universal answer.
00:17:48The answer that cuts through, clarifies, and captures the essence of desires of people around the world.
00:17:53And what's that?
00:17:55Money.
00:17:56Money isn't everything.
00:17:58You're right.
00:18:00It's the only thing.
00:18:11They're up to something.
00:18:31Jenny, Goldstein just posted that my dad arrested a pack of drunken pirates at the Inlet Beach.
00:18:37Look.
00:18:38Probably just actors from the Lost Colony reenactment play.
00:18:41That makes no sense.
00:18:43Where's the ex?
00:18:45Made sense to someone.
00:18:47It's like a puzzle, but we don't know where to start.
00:18:50I wish my dad was still around.
00:18:52He would know how to figure this out.
00:18:55He was good at this stuff.
00:18:57He was good at this stuff.
00:18:59Look for the alpha.
00:19:00There's always an alpha.
00:19:02A what?
00:19:04An alpha.
00:19:05The starting clue to get you on the right track.
00:19:07It's like from the game Castle of Ghouls.
00:19:10You have to examine the paint strokes to find the secret passageway.
00:19:14That's a big help.
00:19:17Everyone, put your right hand on the Skull of Truth.
00:19:22Repeat after me.
00:19:24I swear not to tell anyone about the map.
00:19:28I swear not to tell anyone about the map.
00:19:31And whatever happens, we will all get an equal share of the treasure or whatever we find.
00:19:36And whatever happens, we will all get an equal share of the treasure or whatever we find.
00:19:41It is done.
00:19:43Okay, sounds good to me.
00:19:45Wait.
00:19:46What if one of us dies before we split up the treasure?
00:19:49What?
00:19:50Really?
00:19:51I can't help it. My dad's a lawyer.
00:19:53Your dad owns a yogurt shop and does bail bonds.
00:19:56Same thing.
00:19:59Let's go.
00:20:01Edge.
00:20:03What?
00:20:05On your face.
00:20:06What?
00:20:07Twinkie.
00:20:11Let's leave it in here.
00:20:24Hey, can you guys get a little closer to each other?
00:20:29All right. Good. Perfect. Right there. Let's just do it.
00:20:32In 1587, 115 men, women, and children set sail from Plymouth, England, to begin a new life in a strange land.
00:20:40They vanished with hardly a trace, leaving the historians a mystery.
00:20:45Many people believe that they disappeared into the infamous Bermuda Triangle.
00:20:50The Lost Colony. This is their story.
00:20:53Please, can someone answer the phone?
00:20:56All right. Hold on. Hold on a second, you guys.
00:21:01Uh, Betsy?
00:21:04Betsy, do you hear me?
00:21:06Betsy, do you hear me?
00:21:08Betsy, do you hear me?
00:21:10Betsy, do you hear me?
00:21:12Betsy?
00:21:14Betsy, dear?
00:21:16Hi, hon. Could you please answer the phone? Because otherwise we're never going to get through all of this.
00:21:21No problem.
00:21:23Aunt Victoria, can you call me by my stage name, Constance?
00:21:28Of course, Betsy.
00:21:30I'm sorry. I mean Constance.
00:21:35Constance! The phone!
00:21:37Right.
00:21:43Hello?
00:21:45Hi, Earl.
00:21:47Constance.
00:21:50Earl, it's Betsy.
00:21:53Really?
00:21:55Well, I guess it could be ours.
00:21:57Okay. I'll be right over.
00:22:01Okay, uh, let's take it from the top again.
00:22:05And whatever happens, I just want you guys to keep on going.
00:22:09Problem.
00:22:10Oh, what now?
00:22:12Seems a few of our actors got into a little trouble last night and got thrown in jail.
00:22:16Our actors?
00:22:18Oh, the Renaissance Mirror guys from Raleigh.
00:22:22Well, at least they showed up this year.
00:22:24Earl says it's no big deal and I can go pick them up.
00:22:26Okay.
00:22:27Guess it pays to have a relative who's the town sheriff.
00:22:29Yes, it does.
00:22:31Okay, you go do that.
00:22:34Don't worry. I can fix them.
00:22:37Don't worry. I can fix them.
00:22:39Fix what?
00:22:40Those nails.
00:22:41Stop with the nails.
00:22:43I'll be right back.
00:22:45Oh, and Betsy.
00:22:46Hey, while you're out, can you stop by the house and see if Josh has any pirate props?
00:22:50Okey-dokey.
00:22:51Okey-dokey. Thank you.
00:22:55Therefore, according to Mr. Einstein's theory regarding the intersection between time and space,
00:23:04one would presume to be able to travel to any place in history.
00:23:08There's one key missing factor, isn't there?
00:23:13Joshua?
00:23:16Hmm?
00:23:17Come on.
00:23:19You know this.
00:23:21Anything, Joshua?
00:23:24Hmm?
00:23:26Oh.
00:23:27Mr. Young.
00:23:28Wouldn't the result of such a journey be completely random,
00:23:31unless one can not only plot the eventual destination of the time-space continuum,
00:23:35but also guide the subject to that destination?
00:23:39And what's the solution to that?
00:23:41Hmm?
00:23:42What's the solution to controlling this intersection?
00:23:47Come on, children.
00:23:49Use your beans.
00:23:50That's easy.
00:23:51You need a time machine.
00:23:54Precisely.
00:23:59I'll be giving extra credit to anybody who comes up with a design for a time machine
00:24:03and schematics based on the principles of this class.
00:24:10Ha-ha-ha.
00:24:29Josh?
00:24:32Anyone home?
00:24:37It's Constance.
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00:25:48Mayor Beecher?
00:25:53Listen you nitwit.
00:25:54I don't care what you do with it.
00:25:55Just move it.
00:25:56mind. Problems? No problems. Byron, my son, we are beater men. We don't have problems,
00:26:11we have new opportunities to find solutions and to achieve greater success. Mr. Mayor,
00:26:18remember you have to do that speech at the bank sale today. Gently, Pope. Hiya. Any
00:26:36update on these stolen artifacts? No, nothing yet, Patsy. Constance. Huh? Never mind. How
00:26:43about my prisoners? Oh, I'll have them right up. Hey. Hey. You. What are you guys in for?
00:27:02It appears we're in the wrong place at the wrong time. Alright boys, time to rise and
00:27:11shine. Got a call from the theater group this afternoon. They sent a van to pick you
00:27:15up, take you over to the Last Colony Playhouse. Let's go. Welcome, I'm Betsy, I mean Constance
00:27:44and I guess I am your hostess, driver and tour guide. Anyway, it's lovely to have you
00:27:50here. And I am at your service, Miss Constance. Everybody get together, I want to take a picture
00:28:00for the program. What? I beg your pardon, miss? I want to take your photograph. Scooch
00:28:06together so I can see everyone. One, two, three. Oh, wonderful. Let's go. Come along.
00:28:18This way. Hello. Hello. Look, we brought you your favorite devil's food cake. We all have
00:28:37our weaknesses. I'm going vegan. Wow, a real treasure map. Why would they bury it in there?
00:28:56Treasure, you dope. I know, but like what kind? Gold, diamonds, rubies, gold. You said
00:29:04gold twice. I like gold. Hey, what time is it? I'm starving. I thought you went vegan.
00:29:16It's cool and free. Well, it's not free-free. You're going to have to pay for that. I'm
00:29:21good for it. You guys didn't tell anyone about the map, did you? You're so paranoid. No one
00:29:30knows about the map but us. What's this about a map then? Nothing, professor. Yeah, we were
00:29:38just working on a visitor's map for the town square. You know, there's so many treasures
00:29:45to be found. The article museum and the library. Really? I'd be obliged to offer you my expertise.
00:29:58How's your mom then, Joshua? Fine. Do give her my regards, won't you? Yeah. Okay. Weird.
00:30:16He took your dad's job and now he's trying to make moves on your mom. Good luck with
00:30:21that. Here we are. Your chariots await. Where are the horses? You're just going to love
00:30:48it here. I've been involved with the colony since I was twelve. My family's from here
00:30:53too. My ancestors came over from England and settled right here in Pirate's Cove. Now,
00:30:58if I could just locate my keys, we could get going. Anyway, call me a romantic, but I love
00:31:04the gallantry, the chivalry. Don't get me wrong, this place is fine, but sometimes I
00:31:10wish I could have lived back in the 18th century. Excuse me, ma'am. What year might this be?
00:31:18Really take the acting thing seriously. It's the map. It's gone. I said it was that snake
00:31:44Byron. Yeah, let's go get him. Hold your horses. It's just your aunt, see? Who's Constance?
00:31:51That's Betsy. That's a relief. But we still have to get that map back before anyone else
00:31:58sees it. Come on. I guess we'll do it from there. So let's give it a go. Well, bless
00:32:09ye then, ye scoundrels. I bless ye. No, guys, come on. You're pirates. Where's the emotion?
00:32:20Be pirates. Okay, again. Well, bless ye then, ye scoundrels. I bless ye. Okay. All right.
00:32:41Yes. Hi. Sorry I took so long. That's okay. Oh, good. Oh, these are a system. Great. Thank
00:32:52you. I do found these. These are the new actors from Raleigh. Aren't they cute? Oh, they look
00:33:00like pirates. Yes, and they really have the accents down. Mr. Pistil, this is our director,
00:33:05Victoria Dare. It is a pleasure to meet you, Miss Dare. Oh, it's actually Mrs. My condolences.
00:33:13Please, allow me to introduce my crew. Arr. This is more like it. They look like pirates
00:33:22even down to their teeth. Arr. You guys are going to be perfect for this. All right, great.
00:33:33Why don't you go with Betsy and she'll get you guys some scripts and then we can go through
00:33:37it. In fact, we are not masters of the written word, but we could employ some improvisation.
00:33:46I love improv. I cannot wait to see what you guys are going to do. Those are the guys from
00:33:51the beach. All right, why don't you go with her? I'm going to go get the map. You guys
00:34:00meet me at the exit. All right. Hi, Mom. Hey, kiddo. Oh, how was the treasure hunting?
00:34:14What? Oh, I ran into Hubert's dad at the ice cream shop and he said you guys took out his
00:34:20old metal detector on the beach. Oh, yeah. No treasure yet. Oh, next time. Yeah. By the
00:34:28way, do you know what Betsy did with the stuff from the tree house? There was just a map
00:34:33and we were just going to make a tourist map for the mayor. Oh, that sounds like fun. Is
00:34:38there anything I can do to help? Yeah. Did you see the map anywhere? Oh, you know what?
00:34:43Check this box that Betsy just brought. It might be in there. Thanks, Mom. Bye. Bye.
00:34:58Mm hmm.
00:35:07Geoffrey, the map.
00:35:16Here are the scripts. Why don't we call it a day and go over them tomorrow? Victoria's
00:35:20information is on the script if you have any questions. Excellent. Oh, and if you need
00:35:28a place to sleep, you can use the car up on the balcony.
00:35:30One for you. One for you. One for you. And a mixed green salad for me. It's good.
00:35:57I feel like we're being watched. You're paranoid. I knew it. What do you want, Byron? Just a
00:36:05friendly reminder for you, Schubert. It's the second. Tell your dad rent was due yesterday.
00:36:12Check's in the mail. I hope so. We don't want to charge you a late fee. See you later.
00:36:20Let's get out of here. What about my salad? Come on.
00:36:27Cool. See that drawing of where that fort is? That's right where City Hall is today.
00:36:54Sorry. Hedge, you're a genius. The Voyager points to where me shanty rings true and fills the air on
00:37:11summer's day with dreams of gold that blossom visions from days of old. Cool. Hey, Earl.
00:37:34Morning, sis. Huh. There's only one L in gala. Yeah, I might want to change it. See you later.
00:38:05Three degrees to port. All right. Fire! Yeah! Aren't you guys a little old for this? All right.
00:38:21Step right up and take your first shot. Ring the bell. Win the prize. Another lucky winner.
00:38:43Pick your prize. Oh. This is so unfair.
00:39:14These numbers don't make any sense. If you go by the latitudes and longitudes, you would end up in Machu Picchu, Peru.
00:39:22Must be a decoy. There are four signatures here. Collins, Byers, Demeuse and Kidd.
00:39:29William Kidd? This is the map to the treasure of Captain Kidd. Wow. Wait, why would pirates have found this map?
00:39:39Let me see that. It's a pact. What do you mean? It's just like the backstory in Quest for Riches. Whoever signed this had a share in the treasure.
00:39:48You see this? Four names, four pieces to the puzzle. I'll bet each of the pirates have their own piece in a secret hiding place.
00:39:57And you can't find the treasure without all four pieces. Impressive.
00:40:12Whoa. Check this out.
00:40:24Hey, let me see that. I swear I've seen this before. Wait a second.
00:40:33I've got it. Come on.
00:40:48Sheriff, I was only parked there for two minutes. It's clearly posted. No parking.
00:40:56Is there no way around this? Okay, just this once. Thank you, Sheriff.
00:41:09Hey, Uncle Ham. Hey, kids.
00:41:38Got something? Check this out. So cool. Come on, Bridge. We've been here for hours. Sorry. I swear I saw one of those things here.
00:41:49Maybe somebody else took it. Bye, Worm. Yeah, well, later.
00:42:20Hey, Marge. Is it time? Just an ounce. Step into my office and Margie's going to fix y'all up.
00:42:47All right, now into the drink. Oh, you may want to take off your ring, though. Might get tarnished. Oh, no, it's okay. It's fine. Oh, all right. Well, suit yourself.
00:42:59Can we talk frankly? Sure.
00:43:04You know I love you, and I would never want to cause you any distress. But it's been five years. It's time you moved on with your life. For you and for Josh.
00:43:16Yeah, I know. I know. Oh, oh, let's not even go there. Just forget I said anything. Like my mama always told me, you should always think twice before you open your mouth.
00:43:29Well, I should have listened to her. Would have helped with the relationships and my waistline. Oh, there's my girl. So, how's the play coming along? Fine. We have some actors that came down from Raleigh, and they're actually really good. So I heard.
00:43:47Marge. I just heard they were good. And cute. Oh, there's a hangnail. Let me take care of that. You're terrible.
00:44:07What are you going to do with your share of the loot, Bridget? I'm going to build a new library and fill it with every book in the world. Boring. How about you, Chip? I'm going to make movies. Nice. Hey, Josh, what about you? Earth to Josh.
00:44:23What? What did you say? I said, what are you going to do with your share of the treasure? I think I'll buy a big sailboat like my dad's. He always wanted to sail around the world. It was a dream of me and my mom's. Yeah, that's cool. I think I'm going to open my own chain of ice cream stores across the country. Not frozen yogurt. Real McCoy. With every flavor you can think of and all kinds of toppings.
00:44:49Hot fudge, caramel, gummy bears. Hello, Mr. Wonka. What? First, we have to find the treasure. Right. Come on. We're going to be late for the meeting. I wonder what's going on. I don't know, but it must be pretty big. My dad never goes to these things.
00:45:16Okay, let's get this started. First of all, I would like to commend Father O'Reilly on another successful fundraiser for the orphanage.
00:45:33And now about those recent burglaries. Somebody took the anchor right off the front porch of my store. And the ship's bell was stolen from the church tower. And the spyglass is missing from spyglass point. All right, all right, calm down. Sheriff Bastide is on top of this, and I am sure that the culprits will be apprehended soon. Sheriff?
00:46:03We're working on a few leads. Now, on to the main reason for this meeting. We have, after much debate, made a decision to make a change that will boost the local economy exponentially. May we dim the lights, please?
00:46:25As you know, the treasure hunting theme has lost its luster. Mainly because nobody has ever actually found any treasure here. Tourism is at an all-time low. But, thanks to an agreement with the Beecher Family Trust, that is all going to change. I present to you, Beecher's Dinoworm!
00:46:56We are projecting an increase of revenue of over 400% within the first year alone, and the stock is the limit.
00:47:06What about the theater? We put so much time and money into that place.
00:47:10All of the existing businesses will be incorporated into the new theme.
00:47:16Maybe relocated a bit.
00:47:18But the town's called Pirate's Cove. That's where the pirates really were, and it's part of our history.
00:47:24She's right, and I say boo.
00:47:27Yeah, boo! Boo! Boo! Boo!
00:47:38Now we really need to find the treasure.
00:47:53According to British historians, William Captain Kidd was a scarse sailor who was tried and executed for piracy after returning home from a voyage to the Indian Ocean.
00:48:10Treasure seekers have searched the waters off of North Carolina for almost 200 years in hopes of locating a stash of treasure from his piracy raids up and down the pre-colonial coastline.
00:48:20A count from those who claimed to have sailed with him described him as a brilliant strategist, mathematician, and navigator.
00:48:27He was subsequently captured, but his treasure was never recovered.
00:48:30Check this out. According to this, St. Brendan of Clonfair was known as Brendan the Voyager, the patron saint of sailors, navigators, and whales.
00:48:41That's cool, but what does that have to do with the treasure?
00:48:43Looks familiar.
00:48:45Doesn't that look just like the statue in the town square?
00:48:47Right. The original statue was pointing toward the ocean, but this statue is pointing toward the church?
00:49:12Anything?
00:49:14Yeah, pretty sure it's a church.
00:49:1928 pews and no clues.
00:49:21It all looks pretty standard.
00:49:23The Voyager points to where Mishanti rings true and fills the air on summer's day with dreams of volt that blossom visions from days of old.
00:49:53Mishanti means song.
00:49:56Summer's day.
00:49:58Day.
00:50:00Day.
00:50:10Internet.
00:50:22My name was William Kidd as I sailed as I sailed.
00:50:26My name was William Kidd when I sailed.
00:50:29My name was William Kidd, God's laws I did forbid, and so wickedly I did as I sailed.
00:50:45Hey, guys!
00:50:56Hey, guys!
00:51:12Silva?
00:51:18Some cacklefruit?
00:51:27Ha ha ha!
00:51:40What is mine?
00:51:42Do you want some of mine?
00:51:45Listen, I found a way to locate the treasure.
00:51:49Follow me.
00:51:57Turn around, Mishanti, and for a mere shiny coin I shall derose the answers you seek.
00:52:03Monjoy, give up the silver.
00:52:05What?
00:52:06Well, you want to find the map, don't you, lad?
00:52:07This here's our chance.
00:52:09Ask a question, spin the wheel, and your answer I shall reveal.
00:52:18Where is the treasure that we seek?
00:52:27There are many treasures to be had in Pirate's Cove.
00:52:32Ask a question, spin the wheel, and your answer I shall reveal.
00:52:37Can you be more specific?
00:52:42Where is the lost treasure of Captain William Kidd?
00:52:57If it's treasure ye seek, ye will need a map.
00:53:01Well, thank you.
00:53:03That's been obvious.
00:53:05Ask a question, spin the wheel, and your answer I shall reveal.
00:53:10Can you please tell us exactly where the treasure of Captain William Kidd be hiding?
00:53:17In order to find the treasures of this world, one must look within their heart?
00:53:23Son of a bitch!
00:53:25We've been bamboozled!
00:53:26Take it!
00:53:30Luke!
00:53:32Hello?
00:53:34Oh, hiya, Vicky.
00:53:36Yes, Josh is right here.
00:53:38It's so nice to finally meet you.
00:53:41I'm so glad you're here.
00:53:42Oh, hiya, Vicky.
00:53:44Yes, Josh is right here.
00:53:46It's so rough, Scali is without a map!
00:53:50Come back, me hearties!
00:53:52I was just having a little fun.
00:53:54I'll tell you where the treasure is.
00:54:00See you in a bit.
00:54:02I gotta head home.
00:54:03Yeah, I should be going too.
00:54:05All right, we'll talk later.
00:54:06Okay.
00:54:08Why not?
00:54:09We wait for Pistol.
00:54:10He'll get the map.
00:54:12Okay.
00:54:43Is anyone there?
00:54:45Hello?
00:54:49Good evening, Miss Victoria.
00:54:51Jeffrey.
00:54:55What are you doing here?
00:54:57I was thinking about some of the things that I've been doing.
00:55:01I was thinking about the future.
00:55:03The future?
00:55:05Yes.
00:55:07I was thinking about the future.
00:55:09I was thinking about the future.
00:55:10I was thinking about some of the things you mentioned earlier.
00:55:14And was hoping that we could discuss some elements of the play.
00:55:21That is, if now is a good time.
00:55:24You know what?
00:55:25Now is a great time.
00:55:26We're just getting ready to sit down for dinner.
00:55:29Would you like to join us?
00:55:31Yes.
00:55:33Thank you for the invitation.
00:55:35You're welcome.
00:55:36Come in.
00:55:41Well, make yourself at home.
00:55:43I'm just going to go freshen up.
00:55:45Cheers.
00:56:11Professor.
00:56:13I found myself in the proximity of your neighborhood.
00:56:16Felt compelled, without provocation, to call upon you.
00:56:27I see presently you're occupied with company.
00:56:32Yes, I am. I'm sorry.
00:56:34Perhaps another time, Miss Victoria.
00:56:37Yes, another time would be lovely.
00:56:40Very lovely.
00:56:48Thank you. It was a fine meal.
00:56:51You're welcome.
00:56:53Room for dessert? I made pie.
00:56:55I am stuffed to the britches.
00:56:58Coffee, tea?
00:57:00Tea, please.
00:57:03Josh, where have you been?
00:57:05Josh, this is Jeffrey.
00:57:07Honey, I saved a plate for you for dinner.
00:57:10I just need to wash up.
00:57:15Sorry about that.
00:57:17It's been uncomfortable having people over
00:57:19since his father was lost at sea five years ago,
00:57:21so it's hard for a boy to not have his dad around.
00:57:25Yes.
00:57:27Yes, it is.
00:57:36Come on.
00:57:38Come on.
00:57:40Hello?
00:57:42Bridge, big problems.
00:57:44What's going on?
00:57:46One of the actor pirate guys came over for dinner.
00:57:48O-M-G. Where is he now?
00:57:50He's still in the house.
00:57:52I gotta get back inside before they come looking for me.
00:57:54Whatever you do, don't act suspicious
00:57:56and don't let them see the map.
00:57:58Really?
00:58:11There's your new cause, Mr. Pistol.
00:58:13Straight off the plank.
00:58:15No!
00:58:41Here's your tea.
00:58:46I'm sorry.
00:58:49I have to go.
00:59:10Thank you.
00:59:31Happy birthday, son.
00:59:32It was dad. He was in his boat and there was a terrible storm.
00:59:48Oh, honey, you had a bad dream. I'm so sorry. You'll be okay. Try to go back to sleep, okay?
01:00:01All right, good night.
01:00:18Josh, you up?
01:00:20Yeah.
01:00:21People are posting they saw the lighthouse beam turn on. It might be a clue.
01:00:24Amita said the entrance to the lighthouse trail and 20.
01:00:28Okay.
01:00:53That thing hasn't been turned on in years.
01:00:56You guys spread out. Look for clues. I'll go check out the lighthouse.
01:01:26Okay.
01:01:57All right.
01:02:08On clouded night, by beacon's light, the secret shall be known.
01:02:14Reflected from the foe of night, beneath the skull and bones.
01:02:26Who we are.
01:02:55Who we are.
01:02:57Who we are.
01:03:23Ay yi yi. What a cruel fate, bro.
01:03:26Yeah.
01:03:27At least we left him to shit, eh?
01:03:30That's not how it happened.
01:03:32No?
01:03:33Oh, a hundred men sailed the Matador that night. Two cannibals both side.
01:03:39And then they arrived. 13 tiger sharks and a giant squid.
01:03:46And the men screaming and screaming for their dear lives.
01:03:50Oh, how old are you, Alfred?
01:03:52Did you get the map?
01:03:54No, but I know where it is.
01:03:56We just have to wait for the opportunity to arrive.
01:04:02And God's name is this?
01:04:04Oh, it's a magical little stubby bunch of tiny little people running about inside.
01:04:08Completely unhinged.
01:04:12He rather looks like you.
01:04:14Yeah.
01:04:15Yeah, he does.
01:04:16Quite handsome.
01:04:18Ay yi yi.
01:04:38Marge.
01:04:40It's time.
01:04:42Time for what, dear?
01:04:45Something new?
01:04:51Oh, my.
01:04:53All right, girls. Shop's closed. Everybody out.
01:04:56Come on. Let's move it along here.
01:04:58Come on. Everybody out.
01:05:00What about my curlers?
01:05:02Oh, just take them out when you get home. Come on, now. Move along.
01:05:04Scooch it. Roll along. There we go.
01:05:07Bye-bye now.
01:05:08And you come into my office, and Marge is going to make you feel great.
01:05:39Chip?
01:05:41What's that for?
01:05:43It's a treasure, you dope.
01:05:48It's obviously the right place.
01:05:51These markings don't make any sense.
01:05:54I've got it. It's a triangulation.
01:05:56What?
01:05:58Those numbers are degrees.
01:06:00Triangulation uses two points and the angles between them to pinpoint the third.
01:06:05You have to use these geographic markers to determine the exact spot of the treasure.
01:06:09I think I have an app for that.
01:06:11Cool.
01:06:12That one's easy.
01:06:14It's right there.
01:06:16So then the second point would be right at the top of that ridge.
01:06:21There aren't any trees over there.
01:06:24There has to be a stump or roots or something.
01:06:27All we have to do is figure out where that tree used to be.
01:06:30Then we can use the angles to pinpoint the treasure.
01:06:35Thank you.
01:06:53Do you like it?
01:06:55I think it might be a little over the top.
01:06:58You're beautiful.
01:07:01I mean...
01:07:03It's beautiful.
01:07:05I mean, you're beautiful anyway.
01:07:08Christ.
01:07:10Oh, Mr. Pistol.
01:07:13I think you're blushing.
01:07:16No. No, no.
01:07:18It's just that I've...
01:07:20Well, I've forgotten my...
01:07:23sword.
01:07:25My sword. I've forgotten my sword.
01:07:27And now I'm...
01:07:29going to retrieve it...
01:07:31that way.
01:07:34Forgive me.
01:07:41Blast ye then, ye scoundrels.
01:07:43Scum sin mate.
01:07:45All right. Where's Matt Joy?
01:07:47Oh, down yonder with a golden-haired heart.
01:08:00Sorry to interrupt. We do have a show to put on here.
01:08:03Right. Of course. I'm sorry.
01:08:06Just give it a minute, love.
01:08:30Really?
01:08:32What?
01:08:34Can you just concentrate on this?
01:08:36This is impossible.
01:08:38That tree is long gone, and there's no way that we're going to find...
01:08:44Found it.
01:08:59There it is. Follow me.
01:09:09Look. It's not even locked.
01:09:13Awesome.
01:09:15Come on.
01:09:29Come on.
01:10:00Here lies the true treasure, my immortal beloved.
01:10:05Gold or gems could never equal the joy she gave me.
01:10:12Josh, are you buying this?
01:10:14No.
01:10:15Me neither. All you ever loved was treasure.
01:10:23Wait a second.
01:10:26Wait a second.
01:10:37Come on.
01:10:45Go ahead, Bridget.
01:10:47What? No, you go.
01:10:50I'll go first.
01:10:55Go.
01:11:16Go.
01:11:18I'm going.
01:11:21Ah!
01:11:25Just a dead guy in a cage.
01:11:44No way.
01:11:51Oh, my God.
01:12:01Oh, yeah.
01:12:03Whoa.
01:12:05Wow.
01:12:07Chip, go get that wagon.
01:12:09Right.
01:12:16Professor Radcliffe?
01:12:18At your service. Good evening, Josh.
01:12:21What are you doing here?
01:12:23I'm supposing the very same as yourself.
01:12:26Searching for treasure.
01:12:30Evening, losers.
01:12:31Ah, Master Beecher. Good of you to join us.
01:12:34I knew you had something to do with this.
01:12:36He's been behind this whole thing.
01:12:38Learned from the smart one.
01:12:40Yes, treasure seeking requires a significant cash investment.
01:12:43We found the treasure.
01:12:45So I see.
01:12:46And what a good job you've done.
01:12:48I may have never been able to recover it without your help.
01:12:51It's rightfully ours.
01:12:52I beg to differ.
01:12:53With all due respect,
01:12:55I've been in pursuit of such treasure
01:12:58through space and time for over 300 years.
01:13:01While searching for Captain Woody McKee's lost treasure,
01:13:04I come upon a certain Spanish explorer
01:13:08who had a very peculiar mechanism in his possession.
01:13:12Let me guess. A time machine?
01:13:14A time machine, indeed.
01:13:16Together we'd retrieve all the world's greatest lost treasures.
01:13:23Somehow he learned to manipulate space-time continuum.
01:13:26Centineo!
01:13:28What have you done?
01:13:30No!
01:13:31He sent me forth into time vortex.
01:13:34Unfortunately, some poor soul
01:13:37took my place in the past.
01:13:42Alas, these mutinous gents
01:13:45arrived on the very ship from which I came
01:13:49with my time machine.
01:13:52Once again, fate allows me to take back that which is mine.
01:13:57You mean ours?
01:13:59If you're done with the history lesson,
01:14:01I'd like to get a move on.
01:14:02The ship will be at the dock in a few minutes.
01:14:04Take this treasure and load it upon the Pandora.
01:14:07They'll be taking the journey with us,
01:14:09especially this wealth.
01:14:11Wait one minute.
01:14:13We had a deal.
01:14:15Your money's no good where we're going, lassie.
01:14:20Take.
01:14:21All right, posse, posse.
01:14:28After him, you fool!
01:14:30After him!
01:14:32The rest of you will stay put.
01:14:39Come on.
01:14:41Come on.
01:15:07Remember when you hear the bell, that's your cue.
01:15:10Ready?
01:15:11Ready.
01:15:20Welcome to our production of
01:15:23Pirates of the Lost Colony.
01:15:40Pirates of the Lost Colony
01:16:02Geoffrey.
01:16:04George, what's wrong?
01:16:06You know the old legend that Captain Kidd's treasure
01:16:08was buried somewhere here in town, right?
01:16:10Right.
01:16:11Well, we found it,
01:16:13and some real pirates showed up with Professor Ratliff
01:16:15and stole it.
01:16:17They kidnapped my friends.
01:16:19Where are they now?
01:16:21They said they were taking the treasure onto the docks
01:16:23to load it onto Pandora.
01:16:25Pandora?
01:16:26That's our ship.
01:16:39Hello.
01:16:40Hi, Hans.
01:16:41Hello, Sylvan. How are you, mate?
01:16:46Sylvan, I know you cannot be trusted.
01:16:49That's the golden rule, mate.
01:16:50He's got the gold.
01:16:51Rules.
01:16:53You ought to give yourself the loot, mate.
01:16:55Got a better offer, mate.
01:16:58Besides, Professor is the only one who knows
01:17:00how to get us back to our time.
01:17:02Sorry.
01:17:14Oh.
01:17:28Oh.
01:17:30Come on.
01:17:32To the ship!
01:17:38Wait!
01:17:58Watch your step, you fool!
01:18:00Get that treasure aboard and be quick about it.
01:18:13What's the plan?
01:18:15Come and take care of this, Lord, and find your friends.
01:18:17You wait here.
01:18:19Got it.
01:18:21Sylvan.
01:18:23Sylvan.
01:18:26Handouts.
01:18:27Prepare to cast off.
01:18:29Out into the sky, my friends.
01:18:31How's my job?
01:18:32Down yonder.
01:18:55Hello, Hans.
01:18:57Hello, lads.
01:18:59Catch you out of bed time?
01:19:01We did, yeah.
01:19:03What's in the box, Orbs?
01:19:05A treasure.
01:19:07A treasure?
01:19:09A treasure.
01:19:11A treasure.
01:19:13A treasure.
01:19:15A treasure.
01:19:17A treasure.
01:19:19A treasure.
01:19:21A treasure.
01:19:23What's in the box, Orbs?
01:19:25A box, yeah.
01:19:27Let's take a look, shall we?
01:19:53Thanks, man.
01:19:58Where were you?
01:20:03Reception.
01:20:08I have this whole thing under control.
01:20:13Hey, guys, I know we had our distances, but now that we're on the same team...
01:20:18What?
01:20:23He and his dad were behind this whole thing, even the burglaries of our town's artifacts, weren't you?
01:20:28Yes, but I didn't want to hurt anyone. You know my dad. It was just business.
01:20:33I say leave him.
01:20:38Right. Let's get out of here.
01:20:43I'm sorry for being such a jerk to you guys.
01:20:48Okay, Byron, you can come with us,
01:20:53but it's going to cost you.
01:21:03I hope your affairs are in order, Mr. Pistol,
01:21:08for you shan't see tomorrow.
01:21:16Any port in a storm, eh, Mr. Pistol?
01:21:38You guys go, I'll be right there.
01:21:43Well done, Mr. Pistol. Shall we play on?
01:22:13I'm inclined to believe you're without a weapon, Mr. Pistol.
01:22:18I'm inclined to believe you're without a weapon, Mr. Pistol.
01:22:38You never were much of a swordsman, were you, Mr. Pistol?
01:22:43You never were much of a swordsman, were you, Mr. Pistol?
01:22:48Not really.
01:23:13Isn't it exciting?
01:23:44Up I am, time machine now, Pistol.
01:23:49Up I am, time machine now, Pistol.
01:23:54I'm Pistol, I'm coming for you.
01:23:59The devil's upon us now.
01:24:14We're under fire.
01:24:22Roman candles? I love Roman candles.
01:24:27Coming from the pier. All right, train your guns on the pier.
01:24:32Oh, giddily-poo.
01:24:42Prepare for battle. Fire!
01:24:47Prepare for battle. Fire!
01:25:18Coming about now, coming about.
01:25:26Dying's the easy part, Mr. Pistol. It's to live in what's hard.
01:25:31Help! Help! Help!
01:26:01Help!
01:26:11Fire!
01:26:21What's this? What's this?
01:26:32Dad, help! These kids are trying to kidnap me!
01:26:37Bridget, what's going on here?
01:26:42Dad, did you read my message?
01:26:47No.
01:26:52He and his dad were behind this whole thing.
01:26:58Let's fall.
01:27:21Dad?
01:27:25It's me, John.
01:27:31How did you come back?
01:27:36Look.
01:27:45It's Dad.
01:27:50I knew it. I knew you'd come back.
01:28:05Josh! Mr. Dare, it's really you!
01:28:10It's really me.
01:28:16I don't get it.
01:28:22I guess everyone has a different idea of what the true treasure of Pirate's Cove is.
01:28:27Some would say it's a stash of ancient gold and jewels.
01:28:32Others would argue that true love is the treasure they seek.
01:28:37Or perhaps the mystery of what lies beyond the horizon is what drives them.
01:28:43But to me, the greatest treasures the world has to offer are the friends and family who sail with you on the adventure of life.
01:28:56I can't believe we had our hands on all that treasure and then just let it go.
01:29:01What about the time machine? Man, that has some interesting possibilities.
01:29:06We'll just wait till they come back.
01:29:11The chances of them coming back are slim and none.
01:29:16What if someone altered the date coordinates of the time machine?
01:29:21You didn't.
01:29:26What date did you enter?
01:29:31Next Tuesday.
01:29:41Next Tuesday.
01:29:46Next Tuesday.
01:29:51Next Tuesday.
01:29:56Next Tuesday.
01:30:01Next Tuesday.
01:30:06Next Tuesday.
01:30:11Next Tuesday.
01:30:16Next Tuesday.
01:30:21Next Tuesday.
01:30:26Next Tuesday.
01:30:31Next Tuesday.
01:30:36Next Tuesday.
01:30:41Next Tuesday.
01:30:46Next Tuesday.
01:30:51Next Tuesday.
01:30:56Next Tuesday.
01:31:01Next Tuesday.
01:31:06Next Tuesday.
01:31:11Next Tuesday.
01:31:16Next Tuesday.
01:31:21Next Tuesday.
01:31:26Next Tuesday.
01:31:31Next Tuesday.
01:31:36Next Tuesday.
01:31:41Next Tuesday.
01:31:46So I don't know what I'm gonna do
01:31:49I don't know what I'm gonna do
01:31:52I don't know what I'm gonna do
01:31:55I don't know what I'm gonna do
01:31:58I don't know what I'm gonna do
01:32:01I don't know what I'm gonna do
01:32:04I don't know what I'm gonna do
01:32:07I don't know what I'm gonna do
01:32:10I don't know what I'm gonna do
01:32:13I don't know what I'm gonna do
01:32:16I don't know what I'm gonna do
01:32:19I don't know what I'm gonna do
01:32:22I don't know what I'm gonna do
01:32:25I don't know what I'm gonna do
01:32:28I don't know what I'm gonna do
01:32:31I don't know what I'm gonna do
01:32:43Ah...
01:32:56Ah...

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