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00:00Episode 08
00:12Senior, we won't be found out, will we?
00:15Of course not. We disguised ourselves so well.
00:18Really? But I'm still worried.
00:21Think about it. Who asked us to sneak in here?
00:23It's Master.
00:24That's it.
00:25What Master values is the sound of the tree on you and me.
00:29You two!
00:31I can tell you're from the Academy.
00:33Tell me how you got in here.
00:36How did you know?
00:37We look like scholars, don't we?
00:39No, you don't.
00:40You don't carry anything. You don't sit properly.
00:42You two are the only ones who don't wear school uniforms.
00:45And you're sneaking around behind us.
00:47We can't even find you.
00:49Do you think we're stupid?
00:52Damn it.
00:53We were so close.
00:54Tell me.
00:55What are you doing here?
00:57If you don't tell me the truth,
01:00we'll beat you to death.
01:13Beat me to death?
01:14Beat me to death?
01:15Beat me to death?
01:17Master, why don't you ask me something?
01:19I'll tell you the truth.
01:21I'll beat you to death if I ask you a question.
01:23Senior, don't forget the business.
01:25Stop it.
01:27I won't.
01:28I'll stop as long as you tell me to stop.
01:32Senior, bad news.
01:34Master Xiaoli.
01:35It's too late. Master Xiaoli is here.
01:39You're making trouble in the school.
01:40It's a shame.
01:42Kneel down.
01:44What's going on?
01:45This is the Sun of Heaven.
01:48You two are done for.
01:52You two are not students of the Academy.
01:55Why do you want to join the Academy?
01:58Why should I tell you?
02:00Tell me now.
02:02Don't lie.
02:05Senior, hold on.
02:07Because I think
02:10I'm a scholar.
02:13You can even resist the magic of performance.
02:16Where are you from?
02:18Tell me.
02:19Who sent you?
02:20Huh?
02:24This bell is...
02:25Tell me now.
02:26It's a good omen.
02:28Good...
02:28Good omen?
02:32It's a good omen.
02:34The dean has passed away.
02:36That old man Gui Qingshan
02:38is finally dead.
02:42Congratulations, Dean Xiaoli.
02:44No hurry.
02:46We should wait for tomorrow's election
02:48before congratulating him.
02:50Yes.
02:51Then what about these two spies?
02:54I'll be the dean tomorrow.
02:55Who has time to care about them?
02:57You can do whatever you want.
03:02This...
03:04Where is he?
03:09The dean has been chasing stars all his life.
03:13But in the end, he didn't have time.
03:18What's the point of dying?
03:20It's bad for your health.
03:23Although the dean has passed away,
03:25the academy can't be without a leader.
03:29That's right.
03:30The top priority now
03:32is to choose a new dean.
03:34Bastard.
03:35The dean's body is still cold.
03:36You want to change the dynasty?
03:38Isn't it too ugly to laugh at?
03:40What right do you have to scold me?
03:42You don't learn martial arts.
03:44You...
03:46Only the dean can scold me like this.
03:47Enough.
03:48A gentleman's morality is not governed by evil.
03:51Since you want to change the dynasty,
03:53then I will compete with you for the position of dean.
03:56Okay.
03:57In that case,
03:58we will choose tomorrow
04:00to see who is righteous and who is evil.
04:04I will also participate in the election.
04:06I'll show you what it means to be righteous.
04:16Come.
04:23Voting is over.
04:25Start counting the votes.
04:32It's really Xiao Lv Fu Zi.
04:35A spy of 70%.
04:36As expected.
04:38It's all your fault.
04:39You still come to divide my votes at this time.
04:41Nonsense.
04:42Who divided your votes?
04:46This is what people want.
04:51Wen Fang, don't be sad.
04:55You don't have to worry about it.
04:57Even if I lose,
04:58I will stand upright
05:00until the last moment.
05:06You...
05:10Elder Ge is so pitiful.
05:12In this aspect,
05:13the eyes of the people are still bright.
05:15Should we find a chance to change the elder?
05:19It seems that the students of our academy
05:21are more intelligent.
05:23Since when did those students
05:25become your spies?
05:28What is a spy?
05:30It's too bad.
05:32As the saying goes,
05:32a wise man knows the right time and place.
05:34It's normal for people to be curious.
05:37I just hate that I only taught them to read,
05:40but I forgot to teach them to be human.
05:44You don't have a chance anymore.
05:47I announce that
05:48I officially choose
05:52the new dean of the White Crane Academy.
05:56At the same time,
05:57I announce that
05:59the White Crane Academy
06:01is officially renamed
06:03as the Tian Dao Alliance Academy.
06:07Let's work together
06:09to unify the nine continents for the Tian Dao Alliance
06:12and fight together.
06:14Tian Dao Alliance.
06:20Xiang Lyu, you traitor.
06:23You are so shameless.
06:25You are a dog.
06:27That's right.
06:28I'm a dog.
06:30I'm also a dog of the Tian Dao Alliance.
06:32I don't know where I go
06:35with you homeless dogs.
06:38That's right.
06:39I dream of being a dog of the Tian Dao Alliance.
06:41My heart
06:42has long been the shape of the Tian Dao Alliance.
06:44So are you?
06:46Do you deserve
06:48the spirit of the dean?
06:49Shut up.
06:52Who's still mentioning that dead man?
06:55Come on.
06:56Kick all the rebels out.
06:59Who dares?
07:01Why not?
07:02Xiao Lv Huadao, four-legged silkworm.
07:05Ge Wenfeng, left leg paralysis.
07:07Ge Wenfeng, right foot cramp.
07:12Xiao Lv, one-headed wall.
07:16Ge Wenfeng, lower back.
07:18Ge Wenfeng, kick out.
07:22Is this a magic trick?
07:24It feels like a curse.
07:26Xiao Lv, air rotation.
07:27Thirteen-week-long-term.
07:27One-faced.
07:28Rebound.
07:29Rebound.
07:30Your rebound.
07:30Rebound is invalid.
07:32Keep rebounding.
07:33Shut up.
07:41It's the dean.
07:42The dean is not dead.
07:44The vote of Xiao Lv and his son
07:46is all in the water.
07:51If it wasn't for the dean
07:53who helped me with this trick
07:54to lure the snake out of the cave,
07:56I couldn't have killed
07:58all these kids.
07:59What?
08:00You arranged this?
08:02Are you afraid?
08:04Why didn't you do it earlier?
08:06You two are as strong as a mule.
08:11Xiao Lv and his son,
08:12do you have anything to say?
08:17Don't be happy too soon.
08:18The Lingzhou army of Tian Dao Alliance has arrived.
08:20You're done.
08:22Baihe Academy is done.